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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Well, it looks like
that's the last of it.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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Before I go, a little gift
for my new star.
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- Oh, Penelope.
Oh, wow, they're gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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- Luca and I
are so excited
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to add you to our collection.
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I've gotta run,
but don't forget
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about our holiday party
tomorrow night.
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I cannot wait
to show you off.
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- Okay, I'll be there.
Thank you.
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- Wonderful.
Bye, ladies.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Wow, I can't believe they
bought all of your art.
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It's a little lonely
here without it.
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- Ah, you'll get over it.
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I nearly blacked out
when I saw that check.
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I can't wait to buy people
expensive Christmas presents
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instead of making them
homemade junk.
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- Should I stop making
your gift now?
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- Oh, no, no, no.
I love that scarf.
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- It's a poncho.
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- I knew that.
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- Hi, honey, what time
should I pick you up
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from Penn Station?
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- Dad's picking me up
from the school,
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so I'll just ride with him to
Rose's parents' party tonight.
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- Oh, so your dad
is definitely coming?
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- It's the one present
I requested for Christmas.
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- [sighs]
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- One night together
as a family.
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- Well, couldn't I just
crochet you something instead?
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- Hmm.
See you tonight!
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, my God.
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What did Nicolle Wallace do
to piss you off?
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I thought you liked her.
- No, I do,
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but arguing with her
intelligently on Twitter
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about immigration will move
the needle with Dem voters
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more than a screaming match
with Ann Coulter.
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[phone chimes]
- [chuckles]
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- Holy shit.
- Hmm?
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- I just got a text
from my agent.
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"New York Magazine"
is going to do an excerpt
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from my first chapter.
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- Ah, congratulations!
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- Thanks.
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- And you wrote the hell
out of that chapter.
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- Yeah, not until
you pushed me.
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- [chuckles]
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Zane contributed a lot too.
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- Don't be so self-effacing.
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- That sounds like
Washington-speak.
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- Oh, no, you see,
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in D.C., we don't leave
our fingerprint on anything,
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unless it's polling
in the '70s.
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- Oh.
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- But I do think that
we make a very good team.
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- Mm-hmm.
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I have a breakfast meeting.
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- So do I.
Should we jump in the shower?
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What?
It'll be faster.
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[laughing]
Come on!
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♪ ♪
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- And lastly, I just want
to thank all of you
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for your hard work.
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It's been a tumultuous year,
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but you have been
extraordinary,
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and we're ending the year
on a bit of very good news
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from Millennial.
Kelsey.
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- Two pieces of good news,
actually.
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Well, first "Marriage Vacation"
was number two
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on the "Times"
Holiday Reads list.
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And we just got news
this morning
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that "New York Magazine"
is going to excerpt
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Jake Devereux's memoir
before publication.
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[applause]
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- You've both done
a tremendous job on the book,
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and I'm looking forward
to reading it.
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- Yeah.
- So that is all.
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Happy holidays
and thank you.
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- Hey, guys,
the magazine reached out
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and invited all of us
to their holiday party,
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if you're available.
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- Great.
Wouldn't miss it.
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- Okay.
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- Have a car at 7:30 at
my house for the party,
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and until then please keep
that epilepsy trigger
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as far away from my eyeline
as possible.
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- Hey, I just got that email
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from Jake's agent
before the meeting.
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Sorry if I sprung that on you.
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- Not sprung, I knew.
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- You did?
How?
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- Who do you think leaked the
chapter to "New York Magazine"?
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- Wow.
You're good.
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- We're good.
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So what time
should we head out?
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- Oh, um, I'm gonna
have to meet you there,
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because I'm--
I'm getting a blowout.
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I'll see you there.
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- I'll see you there then.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, congrats
on the excerpt,
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but I'm gonna have
to miss the party tonight.
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- What? Why?
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- Oh, it's family stuff.
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- No! Oh, I need you there
to run interference.
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Jake and Zane.
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[sighs]
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I'm kind of like
seeing both of them.
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- What?
Why didn't you tell me?
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- You have been gaslighting
an entire company
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since I met you.
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Can I have one secret?
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Oh, God.
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[upbeat music]
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- Sergei,
it's Diana Trout in 4A.
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I'm expecting someone soon.
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If you can just send them up.
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He did? When?
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[knocking at door]
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[upbeat music]
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- Surprise.
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- It's so full.
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So many pine needles.
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It'll be Christmas
all over my carpet.
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- You're welcome.
Could you, uh, scoot?
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There we go.
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Why don't you finish getting
dressed and I'll set it up?
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Or haul it away
if you really hate it.
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- I don't hate it.
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- Work on that
while you're in there.
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[sighs]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Congratulations.
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The last political book
"New York Magazine" excerpted
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was "Fire and Fury,"
so you're in good company.
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- Well, I don't know
if I'm on that level, but--
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- Don't be so self-effacing.
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- Well, I do know that I am
lucky to be in such good hands.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I am going to get us
some champagne.
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- ♪ I got one chance,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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- Thank you.
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Success looks good on us.
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- We haven't even
finished the book.
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- And yet,
look at all these people
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already talking about it.
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- It's crazy, right?
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- What's crazy is that
we got in on the ground floor
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of a huge wave of political
nostalgia in publishing.
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Ah, it's gonna be a big year
for us, Peters.
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What--what are you doing?
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- Nothing that
I didn't do last weekend.
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- Okay, but last weekend
we were not at a party
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with our author and our boss.
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- Mistletoe.
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- [sighs]
That's poinsettia.
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- Eh, close enough.
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- Jake, it has been a pleasure,
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but I have another
holiday party tonight.
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I look forward
to reading the book.
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- You know what,
let me walk you out.
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There's something I wanted to
talk to you about in private.
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- Yeah, please.
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- We should get going
to the party.
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You can deal with that later.
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That looks lovely.
Ready?
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- Slow down.
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One more thing.
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[gentle music]
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♪ ♪
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Do you like it?
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♪ ♪
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[cork pops]
- Ooh!
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- Damn it.
[laughter]
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[upbeat music]
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- Thank you so much
for inviting us.
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Your home is beautiful.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Where'd you get
the sweaters from?
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- Bad Hanukkah sweaters are
kind of our Christmas thing.
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- Yeah, and then
on Christmas Day,
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Bob makes his reindeer latkes,
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and we all make fun
of a bad Christmas movie.
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- Oh, I love that.
I love that.
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- So when will we see
the Miller family tradition?
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- What? We don't really
have a family thing.
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- Oh, we most certainly do.
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- Yeah, Caitlin told me once
when we were drunk.
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It sounds hilarious.
- Don't play dumb, Mom.
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- Yeah, don't play dumb, honey.
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- Oh, oh, that?
- Yeah!
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- Hey, no, that was our thing
when Caitlin was seven.
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- Well, yeah, we've done it
every year since.
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- We did in the privacy
of our own home.
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- Come on, the Katzes are
doing their family thing.
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Caitlin promised that
we would do ours.
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- Uh, have to.
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- I am dying to know
what it is.
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- Well, we can't 'cause David
didn't bring an instrument.
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[all groan]
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- Oh, wait, it's in the car.
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- Ah!
[laughter]
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- Why does Dad know
about this and not me?
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- Because I knew
you'd make that face
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and try to get out of it.
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- Yeah, a drunk promise
is still a promise.
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- Please, Mom.
Please.
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- I just really want to see it.
- Please, please for me.
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[all begging]
- Please, please!
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- Okay, fine.
- [laughs]
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- I'm gonna need an apron
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and, like, a gallon
of eggnog heavily spiked.
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- Yes!
[all cheering]
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- You're doing it!
- Hell yeah, it's Miller Time!
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- Ugh, you're so weird.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ High on the hill
was a lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ Loud was the voice
of the lonely goatherd ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oda-loo ♪
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- ♪ Folks in the town
that was quite remote heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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♪ Lusty and clear from
the goatherd's throat heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oda-loo ♪
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both: ♪ Yo-ho, lay-dee,
oh-da-lay-dee ♪
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♪ Oh yo ho,
lay-de-oh-de-lay ♪
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♪ Yo-oh, lay-dee-oh-de-lay ♪
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- Charles!
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ One little girl in
a pale pink coat heard ♪
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♪ Lay-dee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
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- That's the woman we've been
wanting to set you up with.
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- I have been wanting
to set you up with.
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both: ♪ Yo-ho, lay-dee,
oh-da-lee-oh ♪
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♪ Yo ho, lay-de-oh-de-lay ♪
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- Her daughter
is Rose's roommate.
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- Who's that on the accordion?
- Don't worry about him.
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That's the ex.
Out of the picture.
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- This is just their
holiday tradition.
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- Huh.
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[yodeling continues]
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- ♪ Yo-de-lay-hee ♪
- ♪ Yo-de-lay-hee ♪
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[yodeling continues]
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♪ ♪
250
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both: ♪ Yo-de-lay-dee,
yo-de-lay, hey ♪
251
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[cheers and applause]
252
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:05,241
[jazzy holiday music]
253
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- They're really good.
- Oh, excuse me, fraulein.
254
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There is someone
who would like to meet you.
255
00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:14,103
- Charles Brooks,
this is Liza Miller.
256
00:11:16,034 --> 00:11:18,206
- Very nice to meet you, Liza.
257
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:19,862
- You too.
258
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,931
- That's quite an act
you've got there.
259
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000
- Charles owns
a publishing company.
260
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- And didn't you used to work
in publishing, Liza?
261
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- When I was younger.
262
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A different life.
263
00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,413
- Well, you two have so much
to talk about.
264
00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:35,896
- There you are.
I want you to meet somebody.
265
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,586
Oh, sorry, hi.
266
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,206
- Um, this is Charles Brooks.
267
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He's a friend of the Katzes.
268
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This is my daughter, Caitlin.
269
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- Hi, Caitlin.
- Hi.
270
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Mom, Becky, just got here.
271
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I want you to say hello.
272
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,206
- Oh, Becky.
I love Becky.
273
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,827
- Yeah.
You've never met her.
274
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,896
- Well, if you've met one
Becky, you've met 'em all.
275
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,448
Right?
Excuse us.
276
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,724
- Is that a thing?
277
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:01,310
- She's adorable, right?
278
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We can set you up
if you're interested.
279
00:12:03,586 --> 00:12:07,275
- She is definitely
interesting.
280
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,482
- Good morning.
281
00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:18,965
- Oh, good morning.
282
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,068
Who died and made you
Karl Lagerfeld?
283
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,275
- I'm just trying on looks
for Penelope's party.
284
00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,206
Do you think I could
pull off a harness?
285
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,551
- Hmm, that's a choice every
woman has to make for herself.
286
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,103
- How was family night?
287
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:31,413
- Ugh, David kept putting
his arm around me,
288
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and Caitlin goaded me
into yodeling
289
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in a roomful of strangers.
290
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,758
- Oh, just like
Norman Rockwell painted it.
291
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,068
- And then Charles showed up.
- Wait, he saw you yodel?
292
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- In braids and
a makeshift dirndl
293
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while David played
the accordion.
294
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,689
- Oh, this is the worst
secondhand embarrassment
295
00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:46,827
I've ever felt, and my cousin
is still in "Stomp."
296
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,758
- Yeah, I can't wait to never
talk about it again.
297
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,241
Hi, good morning.
298
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,896
- Ugh, I thought you were
making breakfast.
299
00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:53,482
[knocking]
300
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:56,931
This is for infants.
- It's for hangovers.
301
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,206
- Hey, Tilda Swinton.
- I'll take it.
302
00:12:59,275 --> 00:13:02,310
- [chuckles]
Ah, what's up, Caitlin?
303
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I, uh, I just wanted to
drop off some presents
304
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before I head
to my mom's tonight.
305
00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:06,827
- Oh.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
306
00:13:06,896 --> 00:13:08,862
Thank you.
- Don't get too excited.
307
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,448
It's just a little
something I made.
308
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- So is mine.
309
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:13,862
[Liza humming]
310
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Sorry, I didn't have time
to wrap it.
311
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- Oh.
- Merry Christmas.
312
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- It's perfect.
313
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- Yay.
- I love it, thank you.
314
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:22,137
- You're so welcome.
315
00:13:22,206 --> 00:13:25,689
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. Thank you.
316
00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:27,551
- You and Josh are
hanging out again?
317
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,862
- No, we're just friends.
- Did you not see him?
318
00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:33,137
"It's perfect."
Ah, he still loves you!
319
00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:34,758
- And I am still
too old for him.
320
00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,482
- Since when does he care
that you're old?
321
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,551
- Since I am your mom.
322
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,275
And my romantic relationships
are none of your business.
323
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:44,275
[upbeat music]
324
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♪ ♪
325
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[knocks]
- Hey, you wanted to see us?
326
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- I did, yeah.
Come on in, have a seat.
327
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:52,482
- You left before the party
got going last night.
328
00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:55,655
Everybody was talking about
Devereux and Millennial.
329
00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:57,482
We're gonna have to hunker down
and work the rest
330
00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,620
of that book over pretty hard
over the break.
331
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,586
- That is actually
what I wanted to discuss.
332
00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:03,482
Before I left last night,
333
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,379
Jake said he feels the process
could use some--
334
00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:08,172
um, some streamlining.
335
00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:10,206
- Whatever he wants,
I'm sure we can accommodate.
336
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,586
- He would prefer
to work with Kelsey
337
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:15,344
for the rest of the book.
338
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:18,137
- Me? Why?
339
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,275
Zane and I both worked
on that chapter.
340
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:22,482
He's the reason
it's in the magazine.
341
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,793
- He said he doesn't want
to tie up two editors
342
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when one could do the job.
343
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:28,517
Now, he was very--
344
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:29,724
- Political.
345
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,310
- Diplomatic.
346
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,034
- Well, at the end of the day,
347
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:38,655
the author gets
what the author wants.
348
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,344
Right, Peters?
349
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:49,689
- Zane.
Zane, slow down.
350
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,344
- Do you wanna tell me what
that was or should I guess?
351
00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:01,931
- I didn't orchestrate that.
352
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,310
- Okay, I'll guess.
353
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:05,275
There's something going on
between you two.
354
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:06,724
Right?
355
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,310
- [sighs]
356
00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:09,931
- I knew he had
a thing for you.
357
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,275
I should have stopped this
the second I saw it.
358
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,931
- I did not ask Jake
to take you off the book.
359
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- Well, he did.
360
00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:20,586
And now you have your
bestseller all to yourself.
361
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,793
I hope it was worth it.
362
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,793
[somber music]
363
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♪ ♪
364
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[machine whirring]
365
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:46,275
- It was very nice
to meet you last night.
366
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:47,620
Very charming.
367
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,310
- [chuckles]
Try humiliating.
368
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:50,965
- No, not at all.
369
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,448
- You saw me yodel.
370
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,241
You might as well
have seen my naked.
371
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:56,758
Not that I'm
recommending that either.
372
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,551
I'm--I'm gonna go.
Merry Christmas.
373
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,689
- Wait.
374
00:16:02,758 --> 00:16:05,620
So is this an annual thing?
375
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:08,206
- It was when we were
still together.
376
00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:10,620
We did it once
when Caitlin was little,
377
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:14,724
and she begged us
every year after that.
378
00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:17,310
I guess it meant more to her
than I realized.
379
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:19,724
[gentle music]
380
00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:23,206
- A few years ago, we, uh--
we hosted an Easter egg roll,
381
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:26,137
and the bunny cancelled,
so I had to step in.
382
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:29,413
I was hunched over in that
costume for three hours.
383
00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:31,206
Soaked in sweat.
384
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:33,517
It's amazing, the things
that we do for our kids.
385
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,413
Isn't it?
386
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:40,586
- Caitlin's why I work
so hard for my job.
387
00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,586
Why I did what I did.
388
00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:47,034
♪ ♪
389
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:50,379
Anyway, um, what are
you doing for the holidays?
390
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:53,655
Uh, Pauline has the girls
for a few days,
391
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:55,551
so I'm going skiing,
and then I'm gonna meet them
392
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:58,655
at their grandparents' house
in Florida.
393
00:16:58,724 --> 00:16:59,862
And you?
394
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,551
- Caitlin's with me all week.
395
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,137
So I'll probably just
be tracking her phone
396
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,000
and panicking the entire time.
397
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,827
- So is that what I have
to look forward to?
398
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,586
- Oh, no, you have two of them.
It's going to be much worse.
399
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,586
[chuckles]
400
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,379
♪ ♪
401
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,241
Um...I should, um,
402
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,103
I should probably
get this to Diana.
403
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,379
- Yes.
404
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:25,379
[upbeat music]
405
00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:32,241
♪ ♪
406
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,448
- [sighs]
407
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,275
Liza, I'm leaving
for the holidays,
408
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,689
but I wanted to give you this.
409
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,241
- Diana, that's so sweet.
410
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,000
I thought you weren't
a Christmas person.
411
00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,793
- I'm not, but Enzo got a tree,
412
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,551
and it looked empty
with no gifts under it, so...
413
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,862
- I like this guy for you.
414
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,241
- Enough about him.
Open it.
415
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,137
- Oh.
416
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:53,896
Ohh.
417
00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:57,379
It's gorgeous.
418
00:17:57,448 --> 00:18:00,413
- Neckwear should inspire envy,
Liza, not seizures.
419
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:02,482
- Thank you.
420
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:05,172
Diana, oh, uh, here.
421
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,827
It's nothing extravagant,
but...
422
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:18,551
- Did you make this?
423
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,862
Thank you, Liza.
Never give it up.
424
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,206
The wealth disparity just makes
it awkward for both of us.
425
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:27,275
- Of course.
426
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,000
- Oh, uh, one more thing.
427
00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,724
From Charles, your bonus.
428
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,310
More that I approved, but...
429
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:37,517
you earned it.
430
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,103
Merry Christmas.
431
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:41,103
- Merry Christmas.
432
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:44,103
[upbeat music]
433
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:51,172
♪ ♪
434
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,931
[knocking]
435
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,034
Oh, hi, George.
436
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,034
- You just missed him.
437
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,793
♪ ♪
438
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:15,137
[upbeat music]
439
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:17,034
- Let me know when
you'd like me to come by
440
00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:18,620
to help install my art.
441
00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,689
- Of course, I will definitely
keep you posted.
442
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,034
- Great.
443
00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:24,586
- Maggie Amato,
this is Akilah Jeffries.
444
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:27,827
- Akilah, oh,
I'm such a huge fan.
445
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:29,517
I loved your
lighting installation
446
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,620
in Battery Park
during Occupy.
447
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:33,034
- Well, thank you, my dear.
448
00:19:33,103 --> 00:19:35,137
Are you coming to St. Bart's
in February?
449
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,620
- What?
450
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:37,931
- She doesn't know it yet,
but she is.
451
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,275
- It's a fabulous
artists' retreat.
452
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:43,379
We get a house and a yacht
and we just unplug.
453
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,310
- I'm always my freest
in St. Bart's.
454
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:48,379
- Tell her how much fun
it is, Akilah.
455
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,620
- So what are you
working on lately?
456
00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:56,137
I can't remember the last time
I saw one of your exhibits.
457
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,862
- Oh, it's been a minute.
458
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,758
I've slowed down somewhat
since Penelope and Luca
459
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,448
bought my entire collection.
460
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,965
- Oh, wow, me too. Where are
they displaying your pieces?
461
00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:06,965
- All in storage.
We're an investment now.
462
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,827
Not that I'm complaining.
463
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:11,586
I went to Turks and Caicos
twice last year.
464
00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:13,724
- Yo, I don't know that
there's an SPF high enough
465
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,965
for me to handle
that many Caribbean retreats.
466
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:19,034
- It's not really up to you
anymore, dear.
467
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,827
- Did Penelope
give these to you?
468
00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:25,482
- Oh, the golden handcuffs?
- Mm-hmm.
469
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,827
- A little on-the-nose.
Don't tell her I said that.
470
00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,413
She thinks it's clever.
471
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,172
- A toast to St. Bart's.
472
00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,103
- St. Bart's.
- I can't make it.
473
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,310
I'm sorry.
474
00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,275
I'm really thankful
for everything,
475
00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,413
but I just don't feel
that I'm the right fit
476
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,103
for your collection.
477
00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:43,379
- Excuse me?
478
00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:45,103
- I didn't make
all of this work
479
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,896
for it to be buried
in the artistic Sunken Place.
480
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:52,103
Merry Christmas.
Good night.
481
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:56,896
[upbeat music]
482
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:01,827
♪ ♪
483
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,482
- Josh.
- Hey.
484
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:05,517
- Hey!
- What's up?
485
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:07,310
- Uh, nothing.
486
00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:09,793
I just, um, wanted to wish
you a merry Christmas.
487
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,965
- Merry Christmas.
488
00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:15,517
Just heading to LaGuardia,
so...
489
00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:17,103
- Hey, I don't know
what happened
490
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,586
between you and my mom,
491
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,862
but I hope you guys
work it out.
492
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,344
- What, did she say
something to you?
493
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,482
- No, but...
494
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:29,379
you're the best thing to happen
to her in a long time.
495
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:32,206
You're good for her.
496
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,344
- Whatever you say.
497
00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:36,448
- Just don't give up on her.
498
00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:38,862
Okay?
499
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,310
- Okay.
500
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:41,620
- Good.
501
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:43,344
Have a good holiday.
502
00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:47,000
- Yeah, you too.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
503
00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:50,034
[upbeat music]
504
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:52,896
- I told you the side streets
would be a mess in the snow.
505
00:21:52,965 --> 00:21:54,413
We should have taken the BQE.
506
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,172
- It's fine.
507
00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,931
[accordion music]
508
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,931
- ♪ High on a hill
was a lonely goatherd ♪
509
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,896
♪ Lay-ee, oh-de-lay-dee,
oh-de-lay-hee-hoo ♪
510
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:03,620
♪ That was the voice of... ♪
511
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:07,206
- The beloved classic
returns to Broadway.
512
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:09,793
- ♪ Folks in a town
that was quite remote heard ♪
513
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,655
- Actually,
can you turn around?
514
00:22:11,724 --> 00:22:13,206
I'm not gonna go
to the airport.
515
00:22:13,275 --> 00:22:14,896
- First chance I get, boss.
516
00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:17,620
- ♪ Yo-del-ay, yo-del-loo ♪
517
00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:19,620
- [groans]
518
00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:24,724
[Sjowgren's "Seventeen"]
519
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:27,034
- ♪ I know I can't ♪
520
00:22:27,103 --> 00:22:28,931
[call box rings]
521
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,758
♪ I can't be everything
I want ♪
522
00:22:32,827 --> 00:22:35,965
♪ All in one ♪
523
00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:37,896
♪ Just the one for you ♪
524
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,689
♪ We make up,
up some pieces ♪
525
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:44,931
♪ Puzzle pieces ♪
526
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,379
- What are you--
- I don't care anymore.
527
00:22:48,448 --> 00:22:51,551
- ♪ We fit all adding up ♪
528
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,896
♪ ♪
529
00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:56,517
♪ If you want
a second to breathe ♪
530
00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:58,172
♪ I'll give you
all of my love ♪
531
00:22:58,241 --> 00:23:00,551
♪ I'll give you
all that you need ♪
532
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:03,137
♪ Don't worry,
I'm not in a hurry ♪
533
00:23:03,206 --> 00:23:06,827
♪ Not going nowhere,
I'm not going nowhere ♪
534
00:23:06,877 --> 00:23:11,427
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