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Ungrateful spawn!
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I'll banish you to the darkest pits of Hades!
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Yeah? Well, bring it on!
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You'll never see the light of day again.
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I won't anyway, I'm a vampire now.
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Ingrid, remember what happened to the last daughter who challenged me?
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I'm your only daughter.
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You are now.
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What is it this time, Zoltan?
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Mistress Ingrid wants to go on a date with her boyfriend.
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- And your father doesn't approve.
- Vampires and Breathers do not date.
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Well, they do now.
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You set one fang outside of this castle
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and your death won't be worth living.
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- Woah, woah. Can't you talk about this sensibly?
- Don't tell me!
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He's the one overreacting.
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You think that's overreacting?
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I'll give you overreacting.
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HE ROARS
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Oh, stop it, the pair of you!
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Before we have the police banging on the door.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Sorry about that. We're getting it fixed.
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PC Brown. Stokely Police.
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- Your mum or dad in?
- Yeah.
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No, no, no. He was but he's gone out.
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Know when he'll be back?
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Tonight? Late tonight? GLASS SMASHES
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- Is everything all right in there?
- Yeah.
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Renfield, turn down that TV!
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I'll come back tomorrow then. One o'clock OK?
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Yeah, yeah.
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One more thing.
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Have you seen this man?
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No.
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- Why?
- He's missing.
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Well, look, if you do happen to...
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And don't come up until I tell you!
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- That was a policeman.
- And what did this policeman want?
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To speak with you. Something about a missing person.
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Oh, that's the, uh...
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- Nothing to do with me.
- That's not what the police think.
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- He's coming back tomorrow.
- So?
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A simple man of the law is no match
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- for the might of Count Dracula!
- That's what I'm worried about.
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Five minutes with you and it won't just be a missing persons enquiry.
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- It'll be a full on vampire hunt!
- Hmm.
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Perhaps you're right.
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- What do you suggest?
- For starters, this place needs a serious makeover.
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- A make what?
- A makeover.
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I'm terribly sorry I couldn't be of any further assistance, officer.
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Perhaps I could offer you a cup of blood...
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Tea! Tea! A cup of tea.
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Brilliant. Why don't we just put a big neon sign above the front door
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- saying "vampires live here"?
- Shhh.
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Silence!
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And where do you think you're going?
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Aaaaaaaargh!
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Oi! Bring that back.
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Total eclipse, tomorrow.
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Will, it's me.
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Yeah, sorry I couldn't get out. My dad's being a right pain.
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Listen, I've got to be quick.
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Can you meet me at the cinema tomorrow?
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One o'clock.
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Don't be late.
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I play golf.
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I enjoy cooking and holidays in the Lake District. And...
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Oh, come on, we've been doing this all night.
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No, I know this one...
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I think teenagers should be banned from wearing hoodies
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in shopping centres.
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- Perfect.
- Then strung up and drained of every succulent
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drop of blood in their bodies.
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This is hopeless. And that skull is not helping.
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- Or the bottle of blood.
- Or the talking wolf.
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I'll be in my basket.
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There's still a few hours before the police get here.
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I think this place needs...
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brightening up. Just keep practicing.
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Relax, Vladdy.
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This is my lucky tie.
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One, please.
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ID.
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Date of birth, 1990.
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Yep, that all seems to check out.
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This is a train ticket. With a child's fare. Next!
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Graham! The sink's blocked again!
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Thanks for coming over, Mina.
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No, thank you. I like living in Stokely, but there's not an awful lot to do socially.
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Not that that bothers Eric. He's a complete workaholic these days.
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Can you believe he's over at the school now marking papers?
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- On a Saturday? Well, that's dedication.
- Exactly.
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Ha! In your face, vampire scum!
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Jonathan! I thought we'd agreed, this place is out of bounds!
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I'm sorry, I just wanted to...
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Wait a minute. What are you doing here, then?
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I was, er...
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tidying the weapons away.
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Look, I know how difficult this must be for you, Jonno.
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But if I can give up slaying, then you can too.
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I only wanted a disguise.
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A disguise? Well, why didn't you say so?!
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Let me see.
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I'd say you're about a size eight?
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Oh, yes.
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- Are you sure you want all this?
- Oh, yeah.
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This is great. That policeman won't suspect a thing.
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Must be pretty serious if the police are involved?
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I'm sure he's innocent. Dad's only ever brought back rabbits.
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Maybe a sheep if it's a special occasion.
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- Is that a crime?
- Come on, you lot.
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Let's get this stuff shifted.
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See you, Chloe.
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We'll have this place looking lovely in no time.
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Look at the size of these CDs!
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Agadoo.
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Line Dancing Legends.
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You don't think it's too much, do you?
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You might be arrested for crimes against cool.
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Robin, this is serious. We could get chased out of town again.
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If anyone found out Dad was a...
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- Your dad's what?
- He's a... You know... He's a...
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Come on, Vlad. If your father's in trouble you can tell me.
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I can't keep this a secret any longer.
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The truth is, Dad's...
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Hunting?
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- That's why he's in trouble with the police.
- You could say that.
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Line dancing?
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That's not bad.
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Tell that to the people who chased them out of their last village.
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Usual thing, I suppose? Illegal traps.
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- No licence?
- Er yeah, it's horrible.
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Foxes, rabbits, pigeons. He'll eat anything.
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Goodness! Well, we're a lot more open-minded here.
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I've always fancied trying it out myself.
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Maybe we could set up a group, arrange some classes?
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Great! Dad'll be thrilled.
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I'm not sure.
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- Try the peach one again.
- I've told you, Dad, I'm not wearing a dress!
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I just want to look older.
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You've got to have something here.
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I don't want to know.
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Escapology, Jonno.
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In our line of work, it's inevitable that we'll be captured and tied up.
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Here, check those.
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That was cool.
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You think that was good? Hand me that straitjacket!
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Ooh. You'll never guess what dark secret our Mr Count is hiding.
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Chloe told me.
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I've always thought there was something unwholesome about him.
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- Graham, don't be such a kill-joy. I think it sounds like fun.
- Fun!
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In fact, I think I'll give Mina a call.
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I'm sure she'd be up for trying something new, even if you're not.
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Is that five minutes yet?
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20. Dad, I'm gonna be late.
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The dress, Jonno! Take the dress!
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- It never fails.
- Whatever.
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Yes, yes! Yes!
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Vlad!
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Sorry, I'm just a bit nervous.
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Relax. Your dad's going to do his innocent breather routine,
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and Ingrid's safely tucked up in her coffin.
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What can go wrong?
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- Later, losers.
- See ya.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm worrying about nothing.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Ingrid!
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It's only one o'clock! What's going on?
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It's the total eclipse, innit.
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Didn't you see it on the news?
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Probably should've mentioned that.
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- Yeah.
- Afternoon. - Oh, hello! Just watching the eclipse.
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Right nuisance. Brings out all the weirdos.
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Have we met before?
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I'll just get my dad. Er, make yourself comfortable.
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It'll be fine.
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Dad'll deal with the police. I'll find Ingrid and...
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- Dad? Dad!
- He's got to be here somewhere.
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Unless...
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The eclipse!
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- DOORBELL RINGS
- Come in! The door's open!
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Ow! Ow! Ahhhhhh.
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What a nice surprise, Mr Count. We were just coming to see you.
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Really?
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- Woo-hoo!
- Through here, Mina!
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Now, there's no need to be embarrassed.
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Vlad told me all about your dark secret!
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Oh, he did, did he? So what are you going to do?
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Spread it around town? Sharpen your pitchforks?
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- No, we'd like to join you.
- We were just saying only this morning
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how difficult it is to find exciting things to do in Stokely.
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And I've got plenty of other friends I could rope in
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if we need any new blood!
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Blood?
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- Well, um...yes.
- How about today?
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Could we use the castle, Mr Count? There's not much room here.
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Yes. Fine.
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This really IS my lucky tie!
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Very nice.
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One ticket for Vampire Vixen 3, please.
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- Ow!
- Next!
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- Two tickets to Vampire Vixen 3, please?
- Stop stressing, Vlad.
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Stop stressing?! There's a policeman upstairs
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and two fully-grown vampires running loose in Stokely.
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You don't know that. Your dad might have been fried to a crisp by now.
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Sorry.
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At least it can't get any worse.
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- Where did you get that hat, Renfield?
- It was a reward for good service.
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Renfield!
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Master told me to burn it, but I quite like it.
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Oh, no, he's really gone and done it now!
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Right, I'm gonna find Dad. Robin, stall the policeman.
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Renfield, get rid of that hat and have the day off!
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Day off? Day off.
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One, please.
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- Certainly, miss. That's �5.30.
- What?
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�5.30.
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Yep, thank you. Enjoy the film.
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Thank you.
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Magazine, Madam?
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Vampire Vixen 3?!
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You've got to be kidding.
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We can go if you want.
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- Hi, Ingrid!
- Great!
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Don't mind if we sit here, do you?
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Don't fancy yours much.
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He won't be long. Trying to find his glasses.
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Are you sure we haven't met?
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April 2005. You reported seeing a UFO landing in Stokely Wood.
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Oh, yeah. That.
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Had all the emergency services out at three AM.
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- Well, I definitely saw something.
- Not a single shred of evidence.
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Exactly!
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No evidence that there wasn't a UFO.
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RINGING
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- Hello.
- Mina, Mina! Listen, it's me. I'm in a spot of bother.
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Eric, I can't talk now, I'm on my way up to the castle
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- with Elizabeth and Mr Count.
- No, no, no! Wait! Don't go to the castle.
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What d'you mean?
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Look, we've been through this before. I'll see you later.
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No Mina! Wait! Mina! Mina, you're in danger!
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Arrghhhhh!
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CREAKING
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Hello? Hello? Is anybody home?
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- SPOOKY FEMALE VOICE:
- Yes, can I help you?
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My car's broken down in the storm. I need to call for help.
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Yes, come inside.
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You're just...in time.
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- In time for what?
- For dinner!
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Why don't they just bite him and get it over with? They're so pathetic!
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I dunno. I think they're pretty hot!
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Sorry, but I do.
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I'd love to go out with a vampire.
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Attractive and deadly.
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- What a great combination!
- Shhhhh!
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Off we go, then!
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Mr Count, can I have a word?
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I'm on to you!
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There are rules and laws in this country that must be abided by.
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Just exactly what are you insinuating?
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You can't just go around hunting and killing as you please.
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Ready, Mr Count?
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Yes, of course.
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We'll see about that.
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- More tea?
- No. But you can tell me where the toilet is.
267
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Could you hold it just a bit longer?
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I'm sure they won't be...
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Right.
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Mr Branagh. Have you seen my dad?
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You've just missed him. He took off.
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- Feeling guilty, I suppose.
- What?
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It's barbaric, that's what it is.
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Bloodsports like that might be acceptable in Transylvania,
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- but not here.
- Look, you don't understand!
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So we come from Transylvania and live in a spooky old castle.
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But that doesn't mean we're vampires!
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Mr Branagh?
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I just thought he was hunting without a licence.
280
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- Ah.
- Good grief! Elizabeth!
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- I've got to save her!
- Wait!
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Come back!
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It's in here.
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There's a light in here somewhere, you've just got to...
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Ah.
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Sierra Oscar from 280 requesting immediate back-up.
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I repeat, immediate back-up.
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CRACKLY VOICE ON RADIO
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Will?
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Did you mean what you said?
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About going out with a vampire?
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Yeah, of course. Why?
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- There's something you should know about me.
- Mmmm?
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- I'm a vampire.
- Oh, OK.
295
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No. Really. I am a vampire.
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I believe you.
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CRASHES
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- Aaargh!
- Aaargh! - Aaargh!
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- Where are you going?
- As far away from you as I can get!
300
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,000
Ay ay. Looks like trouble!
301
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,480
They fight. Then they kiss. What's that about?
302
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Women. Come on.
303
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Stop her! She's biting him, she's a vampire!
304
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Of course she is, it's a vampire film!
305
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No, her!
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Come on you, out!
307
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They're vampires! D'you hear me?!
308
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Vampires! I'm coming, Elizabeth!
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Wait for me!
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I'm a professional!
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LINE-DANCING MUSIC
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Officer! Arrest that...that vampire!
313
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Graham! Your making a spectacle of yourself.
314
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Oh, no. I've seen that look before. Where is he?
315
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Get away from him, Mina!
316
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Run! He's a vampire!
317
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You'll never change.
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I don't know why I believed you ever would.
319
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Who are you people?
320
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That's my dad.
321
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Ah. Makes sense. UFOs. Vampires.
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I can see where you get it.
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For your information, this man has single-handedly caught
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one of the most dangerous criminals in Britain.
325
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A man we've been after for years.
326
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You should be proud. Thanks to your dad,
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we can all sleep safely in our beds tonight. He's a hero.
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Hero?
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- I'm telling you, Dad, she was biting him right there!
- On the neck?
330
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- No, in the cinema!
- The vampire arrogance of it!
331
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No question about it Jonno, they're getting out of control.
332
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- We've got to do something.
- I intend to. Attacking a slayer is one thing.
333
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But preying on the blood of innocents is a different matter.
334
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- So it's war.
- And I know whose side I'd rather be on.
335
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Jonno, load the guns.
336
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Good shot.
337
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,720
You've disobeyed me, Ingrid.
338
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I am very...very angry.
339
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,840
- What's that on your collar?
- Nothing.
340
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Blood! Human blood.
341
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So? I've bitten a breather.
342
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I guess that makes me the only real vampire in this castle after all.
343
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,760
Never underestimate the Prince of Darkness.
344
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Mr Count! What a pleasant surprise.
345
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Yours, I believe?
346
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Of course. Thank you.
347
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,560
Sorry for leaving in such a rush.
348
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,400
Can I offer you a cup of tea?
349
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A bite to eat?
350
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Well...if you insist.
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Come on in.
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