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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,039 --> 00:00:02,540 Previously on "Wrecked"... 2 00:00:02,565 --> 00:00:04,833 I can't stay in the same place with the same people... 3 00:00:04,858 --> 00:00:05,793 I'm gonna chart the island. 4 00:00:05,818 --> 00:00:07,277 Great idea. I'll come with. 5 00:00:07,302 --> 00:00:08,968 I think I'm gonna go by myself on this one. 6 00:00:08,993 --> 00:00:10,644 I think we need an election. 7 00:00:10,669 --> 00:00:12,403 The new leader of the island is... 8 00:00:12,428 --> 00:00:13,489 Steve! 9 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,956 - [Laughs] - Really?! 10 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:16,471 Jess: Todd stole the camp's stuff. 11 00:00:16,496 --> 00:00:17,727 What if we dug a giant pit? 12 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:18,608 We can throw Todd in there 13 00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:19,878 until he gives us all of our stuff back. 14 00:00:19,903 --> 00:00:20,931 - Throw him in the pit! - [Thud] 15 00:00:20,956 --> 00:00:22,349 [Cheering] 16 00:00:22,374 --> 00:00:23,886 Oh, God! 17 00:00:23,911 --> 00:00:25,791 All the hard work you've been doing 18 00:00:25,815 --> 00:00:28,037 for all these years is gone. 19 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,751 [Screaming] 20 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:31,252 Pack, the beach is that way! 21 00:00:31,277 --> 00:00:32,443 Hello! 22 00:00:32,468 --> 00:00:34,240 Anybody! 23 00:00:34,265 --> 00:00:36,600 [Screaming] 24 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:41,361 I gave you your stupid stuff back! 25 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:45,288 Now get me out of here, you goddamn animals! 26 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,777 [Panting] 27 00:00:46,802 --> 00:00:48,704 What happens if it rains?! 28 00:00:48,729 --> 00:00:50,662 I'll drown! 29 00:00:51,562 --> 00:00:54,248 Or maybe I can swim my way out. 30 00:00:54,443 --> 00:00:57,399 Oh, yeah. Come on, rain. 31 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,062 Come on, rain! 32 00:00:59,087 --> 00:01:00,994 Hey, Todd. I got your food. 33 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,289 Come on. Hey, Chumba! 34 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:05,942 Chumba, man, hey, listen, you got to get me out of here. 35 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,298 There's, uh [Chuckles] 36 00:01:07,324 --> 00:01:08,700 There's something down here. 37 00:01:08,725 --> 00:01:10,230 - What is it? - I don't know. 38 00:01:10,255 --> 00:01:12,909 I don't know, Chumba, but it's weird. 39 00:01:12,934 --> 00:01:13,800 It's so weird. 40 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,261 Here, come down here so you can see for yourself. 41 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:17,634 Is your plan to get me down there 42 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:19,125 so you can hold me hostage? 43 00:01:20,903 --> 00:01:22,668 - No. - I'm not going down there, Todd. 44 00:01:22,693 --> 00:01:25,477 [Bleep] you, Chumba! You rat! 45 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,783 I'll rip your heart out. Oh, God! 46 00:01:27,808 --> 00:01:28,595 Here's your food. 47 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:29,490 - No. - [Thud] 48 00:01:29,515 --> 00:01:32,123 - Goodbye, Todd. - No! No, Chumba! 49 00:01:32,148 --> 00:01:34,656 Hey, hey! Chumba, wait! 50 00:01:34,681 --> 00:01:36,447 I thought we were bros, dude! 51 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,233 Oh, Chumba, let me out of here! 52 00:01:38,258 --> 00:01:40,386 Oh, Chumba! 53 00:01:40,411 --> 00:01:43,507 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 54 00:01:43,992 --> 00:01:45,956 55 00:01:46,007 --> 00:01:47,502 Dad? 56 00:01:47,527 --> 00:01:50,589 Hey, there he is! Big O! 57 00:01:50,717 --> 00:01:53,054 Oh, shit! 58 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,910 Was that today? 59 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:57,845 - I'm sorry, dude, I had this... - Where are you going? 60 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,335 Well, uh... 61 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,919 I got to jet off for a while. 62 00:02:00,945 --> 00:02:01,813 Why? 63 00:02:01,838 --> 00:02:04,505 Well, your mom and me, we're having some issues. 64 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:07,290 Let me see if I can explain it in terms you can understand. 65 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:10,461 Sometimes in the, uh, pageant of love, 66 00:02:10,486 --> 00:02:12,884 there can be more than one winner, 67 00:02:12,909 --> 00:02:16,107 like your mom and her friend Linda 68 00:02:16,132 --> 00:02:18,307 and sometimes Linda's sister, Stacey. 69 00:02:18,332 --> 00:02:21,787 The point is, your mom doesn't want to share the crown. 70 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:23,475 So I got to move out. 71 00:02:23,501 --> 00:02:25,851 Are you coming back? 72 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:28,355 Owen, can I give you a little bit of advice? 73 00:02:28,380 --> 00:02:31,187 Don't ever stay in one place for too long. 74 00:02:31,212 --> 00:02:32,748 You just end up getting hurt. 75 00:02:32,773 --> 00:02:35,931 It's best to just... fsht! Keep on moving. 76 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:38,624 Moving is living. 77 00:02:38,812 --> 00:02:40,768 That and crank one out once a day. 78 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,616 Keeps you loose, sharp. 79 00:02:42,641 --> 00:02:44,564 You got that, buddy? 80 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:48,220 Moving is living. 81 00:02:50,954 --> 00:02:53,154 And don't forget to crank one out! 82 00:03:07,489 --> 00:03:09,099 Oh. 83 00:03:13,391 --> 00:03:15,346 [Grunting] 84 00:03:21,104 --> 00:03:23,164 85 00:03:24,598 --> 00:03:25,946 Steve: Hello, everyone. 86 00:03:25,971 --> 00:03:28,762 Welcome to the third island meeting under me, 87 00:03:28,787 --> 00:03:30,426 your new prime mini-Steve. 88 00:03:30,451 --> 00:03:32,290 [Light laughter] 89 00:03:33,118 --> 00:03:35,074 All right, well, lots to discuss today. 90 00:03:35,099 --> 00:03:36,837 But first up, some exciting news. 91 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:39,151 Nigel, quite a good rummager, 92 00:03:39,176 --> 00:03:41,806 going through the wreckage, found a flare gun. 93 00:03:41,831 --> 00:03:43,910 - Yeah! - Kudos to you, Nigel. 94 00:03:43,935 --> 00:03:45,182 It'll come in handy. 95 00:03:45,357 --> 00:03:48,729 Now, today, I'd like to discuss new shelters. 96 00:03:48,754 --> 00:03:50,362 I think it's about time we started building 97 00:03:50,387 --> 00:03:51,878 - more permanent structures. - Look! 98 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:54,426 Owen's back! And I think he's got something! 99 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,106 Oh, wait, guys! Hang on. 100 00:03:56,131 --> 00:03:58,563 I haven't finished talking about the structures and... 101 00:03:58,587 --> 00:04:00,401 footpaths. 102 00:04:01,266 --> 00:04:05,641 Hey. I found this on the other side of the island. 103 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:06,730 - Nice! - Yeah. 104 00:04:06,755 --> 00:04:08,243 What were you doing over there? 105 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:09,968 What do you mean? I was just walking around. 106 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,427 I was just... It washed up on the beach. 107 00:04:11,456 --> 00:04:13,443 And I was just walking around. Why, what, huh? 108 00:04:13,468 --> 00:04:15,899 "Cowboy Pants Truck Time." 109 00:04:15,924 --> 00:04:17,019 Yeah. 110 00:04:17,044 --> 00:04:18,563 That's nice, Owen. 111 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:20,931 Don't you guys see what this is? 112 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,611 A super-confusing Chinese jeans ad? 113 00:04:23,636 --> 00:04:25,970 Guys, it's a sail. 114 00:04:26,093 --> 00:04:27,556 Yeah? 115 00:04:27,581 --> 00:04:29,275 This is our way home. 116 00:04:29,547 --> 00:04:32,718 117 00:04:33,431 --> 00:04:35,595 [Whimpering] So hungry. 118 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,748 I'm so hungry. 119 00:04:44,926 --> 00:04:47,459 [Panting] 120 00:04:47,484 --> 00:04:49,259 Ugh! [Spits] 121 00:04:49,283 --> 00:04:50,892 Oh! 122 00:04:52,756 --> 00:04:54,663 What the hell? 123 00:05:10,455 --> 00:05:13,012 What happened? 124 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,300 Ooh! 125 00:05:21,325 --> 00:05:22,569 Food! 126 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,427 Food! [Panting] 127 00:05:26,072 --> 00:05:28,363 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 128 00:05:28,539 --> 00:05:30,515 [Can clatters] 129 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,435 [Crying] I'm gonna die here. 130 00:05:35,194 --> 00:05:37,616 With two gross dudes. 131 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:42,123 [Whimpers] 132 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:47,226 Owen, how's the tarp going? 133 00:05:47,251 --> 00:05:51,253 Good. Good. I think, you know, we just got to build a boat. 134 00:05:51,289 --> 00:05:53,845 I was thinking instead of a boat, 135 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:56,156 we could use the tarp for shelter. 136 00:05:56,651 --> 00:05:57,940 What? 137 00:05:57,965 --> 00:05:59,873 Shelter, it's... It's just basically... 138 00:05:59,898 --> 00:06:01,741 It means like a covering to keep you... 139 00:06:01,766 --> 00:06:04,330 Yeah, I understand what shelter is, Steve. 140 00:06:04,355 --> 00:06:06,107 I just... I don't understand why. 141 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,932 Oh, just 'cause it's always raining here. 142 00:06:07,957 --> 00:06:10,191 You know, it would be nice to have somewhere dry to hide, 143 00:06:10,216 --> 00:06:13,304 get some sort of livable space. 144 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:16,080 Well, how about when you find a tarp, you can make it livable. 145 00:06:16,105 --> 00:06:18,074 But I found this tarp, so I'm gonna sail home. 146 00:06:18,099 --> 00:06:18,882 Yeah? 147 00:06:18,907 --> 00:06:21,305 [Birds squawking] 148 00:06:21,788 --> 00:06:25,042 Well, the thing is, I-I'm kind of in charge now. 149 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,353 So... 150 00:06:26,378 --> 00:06:28,185 Wait, was that not a joke? [Chuckles] 151 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:30,522 When Diane said that they elected you to be the boss, 152 00:06:30,547 --> 00:06:31,850 I thought that was a big joke. 153 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,237 - Is that real? - That's real. 154 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,648 It was a landslide victory. 155 00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:36,226 [Laughing] Holy moly! 156 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,587 Whoa! That is hilarious! 157 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:39,385 Steve! 158 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:40,841 I had a good laugh, too. 159 00:06:40,866 --> 00:06:42,767 - Yeah. - I mean, I was, "Me?!" 160 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,060 - You know? - I know, you?! 161 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:45,553 - Yeah. - Not you. 162 00:06:45,578 --> 00:06:48,884 - Yes, turns out, I'm the guy. - Come on. 163 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,572 So what I'm gonna do is now just confiscate this from you. 164 00:06:54,069 --> 00:06:55,848 Okay, Steve, how about this, man? 165 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,150 How about we go ahead and we ask your island 166 00:06:58,175 --> 00:06:59,769 what they want to do with the tarp? 167 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:03,697 Seriously, nobody else wants to use the tarp as a sail? 168 00:07:03,722 --> 00:07:05,329 Just us three? Really? 169 00:07:05,354 --> 00:07:07,809 Guys, we have to at least make an attempt. 170 00:07:07,834 --> 00:07:09,968 Moving is living, right? 171 00:07:09,993 --> 00:07:12,144 Florence, don't you want to get out of here? 172 00:07:12,169 --> 00:07:15,385 Of course I do, but sailing into that ocean is suicide. 173 00:07:15,410 --> 00:07:17,338 Besides, now we've got a flare gun. 174 00:07:17,363 --> 00:07:19,129 I mean, we could get rescued here. 175 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:21,061 That's the ultimate plan, surely! 176 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,998 In the meantime, we can use the tarp for shelter. 177 00:07:24,024 --> 00:07:26,279 It would be nice to have someplace dry. 178 00:07:26,304 --> 00:07:27,839 You know, more livable. 179 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:28,955 Oh, my God. 180 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:32,377 Okay, well, who votes we use the "Truck Time" tarp for shelter 181 00:07:32,402 --> 00:07:35,170 until we come up with a better solution for rescuing? 182 00:07:35,195 --> 00:07:36,251 Seriously? 183 00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:37,696 Well, there it is, then. 184 00:07:37,721 --> 00:07:38,921 [Chuckles] 185 00:07:38,993 --> 00:07:42,548 I might even add quite a landslide. 186 00:07:43,994 --> 00:07:47,574 I hope you all feel real good about yourselves, 187 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,999 making a grown man go crazy! 188 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,796 [Twig snaps, rustling] 189 00:07:52,821 --> 00:07:54,351 Who's there?! 190 00:07:54,377 --> 00:07:56,800 [Screaming] 191 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,562 Jess, you okay? 192 00:08:00,587 --> 00:08:02,077 Oh, yeah. 193 00:08:02,727 --> 00:08:06,484 Yeah, I'm fine. It's just stupid Todd and stuff. 194 00:08:06,509 --> 00:08:09,146 Maybe I should just go check on him, make sure he's okay. 195 00:08:09,171 --> 00:08:13,344 Uh, no. You do not go see your ex after a breakup, okay? 196 00:08:13,369 --> 00:08:14,209 Trust me. 197 00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:17,599 Besides, you are way too good for him! 198 00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:18,687 What? I don't know. 199 00:08:18,712 --> 00:08:19,696 Oh, my God! 200 00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:22,304 You are the hottest ever, and he's like a two, max. 201 00:08:22,329 --> 00:08:23,069 Oh, my God. 202 00:08:23,094 --> 00:08:25,672 You're like Kate Winslet in "Titanic." 203 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,784 You don't want to be chained to some douchebag fianc?. 204 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,688 You want to be getting it on, 205 00:08:30,713 --> 00:08:33,534 dancing a jig to some fiddle music with some immigrants, 206 00:08:33,558 --> 00:08:34,685 steaming up the windows. 207 00:08:34,711 --> 00:08:35,951 You want to do all that. 208 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:38,707 You don't want to be locked up to some ball and chain. 209 00:08:38,732 --> 00:08:41,766 Todd's like that actor who played the fianc?. 210 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:43,057 What's that guy's name? 211 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:44,578 I-I don't know. 212 00:08:44,602 --> 00:08:46,408 Oh, my God! What is his name? I don't know. 213 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:47,832 He's got those eyebrows. 214 00:08:49,389 --> 00:08:50,608 Ow. 215 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:51,896 - Danny? - Yeah?! 216 00:08:51,921 --> 00:08:53,687 What is the name of the guy 217 00:08:53,712 --> 00:08:57,228 who played Kate Winslet's fianc? in "Titanic"? 218 00:08:57,253 --> 00:08:58,706 Uh... 219 00:08:58,731 --> 00:08:59,994 With the eyebrows. 220 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:03,482 It's not Josh Brolin, but it's like Josh Brolin. 221 00:09:03,507 --> 00:09:05,002 - Nothing like Josh Brolin. - No, what's his name? 222 00:09:05,027 --> 00:09:06,451 - Idiot. - Josh Hartnett. 223 00:09:06,477 --> 00:09:07,299 He's got brows! 224 00:09:07,324 --> 00:09:08,067 - No, it's not. - No. 225 00:09:08,092 --> 00:09:09,459 - Very wrong. - Eric Stoltz? 226 00:09:09,484 --> 00:09:10,740 Absolutely not! 227 00:09:10,765 --> 00:09:12,672 Matthew Modine. Matthew Fox! 228 00:09:12,697 --> 00:09:14,935 Oh, my God, you're so worthless! 229 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:15,901 It doesn't matter. Never mind. 230 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:17,941 It does matter, because I know I know it. 231 00:09:18,472 --> 00:09:19,956 Don't know his name. Idiot. 232 00:09:19,981 --> 00:09:21,005 It's fine. 233 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:23,037 Not Stoltz? 234 00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:30,737 Anyways, you have got to release your inner Winslet. 235 00:09:30,762 --> 00:09:31,385 Mmm. 236 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:34,230 Okay, and I'm talking about rebound sex. 237 00:09:34,255 --> 00:09:35,774 Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no. 238 00:09:35,799 --> 00:09:37,875 - I do not think I can do that. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 239 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,354 - No. No, no, no. - [Laughs] 240 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,533 Some guys are like [Imitating machine-gun fire] 241 00:09:44,392 --> 00:09:46,318 Uh... Oh! Oh! 242 00:09:46,343 --> 00:09:48,885 Pa-pow! [Laughs] 243 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,488 No, no, no, no. 244 00:09:50,513 --> 00:09:52,613 [Todd screaming] 245 00:09:55,571 --> 00:09:56,974 Somebody! 246 00:09:56,999 --> 00:09:58,333 [Oinking] 247 00:09:58,357 --> 00:10:01,133 A wild animal fell in here. I'm not kidding this time! 248 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:03,247 Somebody come get it! Oh, my God! 249 00:10:03,532 --> 00:10:05,966 All right, fine! I'll deal with it. 250 00:10:05,991 --> 00:10:07,550 [Pig oinking] 251 00:10:07,575 --> 00:10:09,261 Okay. Okay, Todd. 252 00:10:09,286 --> 00:10:11,255 Okay, Todd, you're a badass, Todd. 253 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,494 Do it! Do it! 254 00:10:12,519 --> 00:10:15,118 [Whimpering] 255 00:10:15,143 --> 00:10:16,325 Get ready to die! 256 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,600 - [Screaming] - [Pig squealing] 257 00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:21,751 This is killing me. 258 00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:24,221 Yeah, I know. I found that tarp. 259 00:10:24,246 --> 00:10:24,968 What?! 260 00:10:24,993 --> 00:10:26,599 I should be able to do with my tarp whatever I want. 261 00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:28,318 He finds a tarp, he can do whatever he wants. 262 00:10:28,343 --> 00:10:29,685 He can build a shelter with his own tarp. 263 00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:31,729 I respect tarps. That's not a problem for me. 264 00:10:31,754 --> 00:10:33,759 I'm just trying to get people off the island. 265 00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:34,762 I'm trying to figure out 266 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:37,155 who played Kate Winslet's fianc? in "Titanic." 267 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,692 - Who cares? - Like half the island. 268 00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:42,538 None of us can remember his name. 269 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:45,027 I mean, back home, we would know in, like, two seconds. 270 00:10:45,052 --> 00:10:46,042 I'm sorry. 271 00:10:46,258 --> 00:10:48,285 I can't work until I figure this out. 272 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,949 I'm going to ask somebody else. 273 00:10:51,328 --> 00:10:53,755 All right. Team, let's get together! 274 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,526 Let's figure this out right now! 275 00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,429 The ship is going down. He's a real dick. 276 00:10:58,455 --> 00:11:00,558 Oh, who was that actor, right, guys?! 277 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,484 Oh, I can't even think about building this shelter 278 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,806 till we figure this out. 279 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,022 If only we were back home! 280 00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,218 Eric Roberts? 281 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,220 James Marsden. 282 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,834 Oh, one of the Dillons. 283 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:17,233 No, no, and no! 284 00:11:17,258 --> 00:11:19,670 Oh, wait. Is he the guy from "The Mummy"? 285 00:11:19,695 --> 00:11:21,561 You know, the guy that plays the mummy. 286 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,222 You mean Arnold Vosloo? 287 00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:25,253 Yeah. 288 00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,717 Are we serious, Pablo?! 289 00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:30,201 Why don't you get the [bleep] out of here, okay?! 290 00:11:30,227 --> 00:11:31,583 Why don't you go take a walk 291 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,525 and start using your brain on that walk 292 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,246 and come back when you have some ideas! 293 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,100 Is this really happening? [Chuckles] 294 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:40,086 I just wish I had my phone, you know? 295 00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:41,442 - God damn it! - Right? 296 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,030 Shit! 297 00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:45,523 I feel like the only way we're gonna get this guy's name 298 00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,497 is if we stop waiting around for something to happen 299 00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:50,721 and actually do something ourselves, you know? 300 00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:51,977 Right? Yeah, okay. 301 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,787 I'm gonna go start working on my boat 302 00:11:53,811 --> 00:11:56,264 because something tells me these people are gonna want 303 00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,709 to get off this island sooner rather than later. 304 00:11:58,734 --> 00:11:59,972 And that tarp is as good as mine. 305 00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,205 Yeah, sure. Whatever, man. 306 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,836 Billy Crudup. Huh? No? 307 00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,612 - Damn it! - What's all this? 308 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,868 Why have you stopped working? 309 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,506 We're trying to figure out who played the fianc? in "Titanic." 310 00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,259 It's extremely important. 311 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,587 Is it? Come on, Owen. 312 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,036 Sounds a bit silly. 313 00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:17,228 Silly? Sounds a bit silly? 314 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,546 Okay, if we as an island cannot remember 315 00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,866 the name of one of the world's finest actors, 316 00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,883 what are we gonna forget next, huh? 317 00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,291 Music? What beauty is? 318 00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:28,955 Huh? Harry Potter?! 319 00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:29,984 - No! - No! 320 00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,172 - Great series. - Yeah. 321 00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:32,405 Guys, back home, 322 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:35,031 we were living in the golden age of information. 323 00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:38,729 Here, we are one step away from living like apes! 324 00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:39,739 Like apes! 325 00:12:39,764 --> 00:12:42,009 Soon, we're probably gonna be hucking our poop at each other, 326 00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,691 jerking off out in the open. 327 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,323 This guy already did once, I think. 328 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,859 Do you want to Huck your own poop at people, Diane? 329 00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:50,771 - No! - You want to Huck poop! 330 00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:52,443 - No! - Is that what you want, Diane?! 331 00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:54,859 - No! - I didn't think so! 332 00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:58,409 This is not about just the name of an actor. 333 00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,395 This is about our humanity. 334 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,108 Right, guys? Who's with me?! 335 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,268 - [Cheering] - Come on! 336 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,112 - That's right! - Yeah! 337 00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,461 - Yes! I'm with you! - Yeah! 338 00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:10,580 Yeah! 339 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,767 Anthony Edwards? 340 00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:16,299 Buddy? 341 00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:18,491 - [Gasps] - You ain't looking too good. 342 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,158 You're alive? 343 00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,450 Who, me? [Grunts] 344 00:13:22,475 --> 00:13:24,755 Oh. Oh, hell no. 345 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,730 I'm deader than a doorknob. 346 00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:28,815 - So is my old buddy Jerry here. - How you doing? 347 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,841 [Screams] How the shit are you talking right now? 348 00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:35,374 Well, my guess, and I am speaking from some experience, 349 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,087 is that you are in the final hallucinating stage 350 00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:39,112 of starvation. 351 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,504 Oh, yeah. Your little body's shutting down. 352 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,673 Is that how you guys died? 353 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,519 Oh, no, no, unh-unh. I took him out. 354 00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:46,272 Oh, bullshit! I got you first. 355 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,546 I got you with a choke hold. 356 00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,075 - Oh! Eat stick! - Yeah, find out who's getting... 357 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,054 Hey! Hey! 358 00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,902 Stop it! Stop it! 359 00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:57,429 Stop fighting! Stop fighting! 360 00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,718 Agree to disagree! 361 00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,157 How did this happen? 362 00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:04,117 Well, after the crash, we landed out here. 363 00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,749 Food ran out about five days ago, 364 00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:09,341 and things went bad fast. 365 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:13,197 I'm never gonna let this country jackass make a meal out of me. 366 00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,887 - Jackass?! - Oh, gross! 367 00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:19,343 How could you guys even think about eating a person?! 368 00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:21,327 I hate to break it to you, pal, 369 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,312 but you're thinking about it right now. 370 00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:25,597 No, no. No, no, I'm not! 371 00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:26,773 - No, I'm not. - Whoa. 372 00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:29,154 Man, just think of us for what we really are... 373 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,687 Two piles of meat! 374 00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,075 - Mmm! - No. 375 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,411 Finger-licking. 376 00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:36,169 No. 377 00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:37,680 No. 378 00:14:37,705 --> 00:14:39,226 - All you can eat. - No. 379 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,345 The buffet is open. 380 00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:44,929 [Oinking] 381 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,738 What? 382 00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:48,721 You hungry? 383 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,851 Well, sucks for you. 384 00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:55,281 Should have brought something to eat, shouldn't you have? 385 00:14:57,837 --> 00:15:00,626 [Sighs] All right. 386 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:05,597 These are Cheez-Its. They're precious. 387 00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:06,777 It's my last bag. 388 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,801 [Oinking] 389 00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,375 Good shit, right? 390 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,551 I'm gonna name you Meat. 391 00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:22,811 All right, Owen. The was quite the prank. 392 00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:24,002 Well done. 393 00:15:24,027 --> 00:15:25,797 I think this should end now, though. 394 00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:28,156 I want everyone to get back to the shelter. 395 00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,765 What's the matter, Steve, huh? 396 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,533 You worried that if people don't find this place livable, 397 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,417 they might want to give me the tarp? 398 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,870 Owen, do you know the name of that actor? 399 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,125 Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't. 400 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,014 Well, if you won't end it, I will. 401 00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,382 Okay, well, unless you know the name, I'd like to see you try. 402 00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:52,766 I know the name. 403 00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:56,825 How does Stanley Tucci sound? 404 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,417 Yeah, that's not even close. 405 00:15:58,442 --> 00:16:00,385 Oh! God damn it! 406 00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,497 Sure it was Tucci. 407 00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:04,689 He's been in so many goddamn things. 408 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,260 All the faces look the same. 409 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,905 [Gasps] I got it! 410 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:12,830 - [Crowd gasps] - I got it. 411 00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:14,451 I know the name! 412 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,543 Rupert Everett! 413 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:19,178 We already said Rupert Everett, Pablo! 414 00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:20,851 Oh! 415 00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:22,419 [Screams] 416 00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:23,282 What's wrong with you?! 417 00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,235 [Growls] 418 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,652 I can't remember! 419 00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:27,476 None of us can remember, Diane! 420 00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:31,228 No, I mean I can't remember what my dog smells like! 421 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:32,956 [Crying] Oh, God. 422 00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:36,501 Dear God, it's begun. 423 00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,827 [Sobbing] 424 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,745 What is beauty? 425 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,756 Oh, look at us. 426 00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,819 It's a real shame, isn't it? 427 00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:49,924 You know, I just wish 428 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:52,077 Owen would tell us what the name is already. 429 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:55,140 Owen knows the name? 430 00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:58,124 Yeah. 431 00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,307 Yep. 432 00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,420 Let's get him! 433 00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:09,625 Diane: Owen! 434 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,952 Tell us the name of the actor 435 00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:12,657 who played the fianc? from "Titanic" 436 00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:13,986 or we'll rip your head off! 437 00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,464 Owen, I told them you didn't know. 438 00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:16,975 - Oh, God! - He knows! 439 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,591 He's just keeping it from us 440 00:17:18,616 --> 00:17:21,126 to get back at Steve for taking his stupid tarp. 441 00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:23,495 Hey, hey, I don't know the name, I swear. 442 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,521 If he won't tell us the name, we'll tear his boat apart. 443 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,583 Let's go! 444 00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,188 Hey, wait, wait! Wait! 445 00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:32,233 Okay, this is exactly why we shouldn't be here. 446 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,812 Guys, we cannot live like this! 447 00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:36,100 This is the reason that we should take this boat 448 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,793 and we should leave the island. 449 00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:40,772 - Tear his boat apart! - Yeah! 450 00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,924 No, no, no! Hey, no! 451 00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,358 No! 452 00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:46,416 [Dramatic music playing] 453 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,301 Oh, everyone! 454 00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,526 Look at what Owen has done to us. 455 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,562 Shame on him for causing this. 456 00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,013 But shame on us. 457 00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,745 We've stooped just as low. 458 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,778 But he won't tell us the name! 459 00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:12,140 We have to know the name! 460 00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,541 Well, there's another way. 461 00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:16,233 - What way? - We try and stop remembering. 462 00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:19,001 We busy our minds with building the shelter. 463 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:21,202 We just let the answer come to us. 464 00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,041 What if it doesn't work? 465 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:27,103 Then we're coming for Owen. 466 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,898 You see, the thing about monogamy 467 00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:34,591 is nature doesn't wire us that way. 468 00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,575 - [Oinks] - Exactly! 469 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,691 You know what I mean? 470 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,984 Guy like this, a lot of options. 471 00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:42,191 [Twig snaps] 472 00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:43,446 What the hell? 473 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,711 Meat, stay back. 474 00:18:45,736 --> 00:18:47,311 [Squeals] 475 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,329 All right, listen, 476 00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,425 we're gonna keep you out of sight, all right? 477 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,175 'Cause if they knew you were down here... 478 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,895 [Oinking] 479 00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,350 they'd eat you. 480 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,615 [Squeals] 481 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,439 And you don't want to be eaten, do you? 482 00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:00,535 No, you don't. 483 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,855 You don't want to be eaten. 484 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,281 No, no, no, no, no, no. 485 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,014 - Who's it gonna be, man? - Shut up. 486 00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,592 I kind of cut Gary open a little bit. 487 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:12,636 Probably dig in there, get some good rib meat. 488 00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:14,481 - Shut up! - You don't want me, man. 489 00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:16,154 I'm all dry inside. 490 00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:21,049 But look at this thick... Oh... juicy rump on Jerry. 491 00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:23,273 I'm gonna tell you what, if I had my choice, 492 00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:25,283 that's exactly where I'd sink my chompers. 493 00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,595 - This? - That. 494 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,163 Yeah, you do not want any of this. 495 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,673 I haven't worked out in years. 496 00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:31,371 This is like a can of uncooked biscuits. 497 00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:35,859 That is some grade-A, 100% flank steak. 498 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,467 Put a little bitty pat of butter on that. 499 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,708 Shut up! 500 00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:43,859 I don't care if I'm starving or going insane. 501 00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:47,537 I am not eating a person. 502 00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:51,198 That's a bridge you can't uncross. 503 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,389 - Okay, so just... Aah! - [Stomach rumbling] 504 00:19:54,414 --> 00:19:55,746 - Yo, Gary. - Uh-oh. 505 00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,648 I don't even think this dude wants to live. 506 00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:58,591 He doesn't. 507 00:19:58,617 --> 00:19:59,675 Of course I want to live. 508 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,812 Then give yourself a chance, man. 509 00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:03,622 Here. [Grunting] 510 00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:06,462 This is the jungle, Pack. 511 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:09,543 It is kill or be killed. 512 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,036 Eat or be eaten. 513 00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:11,990 No, no, no! 514 00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:13,389 Don't you want to survive? 515 00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:14,525 - I want to survive. - Cross that bridge. 516 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,926 You hear that sound? 517 00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:17,784 That's your mama's dinner bell ringing. 518 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:20,657 Ding, ding. Ding, ding. 519 00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:23,049 My mama doesn't have a dinner bell. 520 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,537 Well, would you look at this shelter?! 521 00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,697 [Applause] 522 00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:32,296 And the tarp fits perfectly! 523 00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:35,040 See, we could make a life here. 524 00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,344 That's what's important. 525 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,458 He's right. 526 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,184 I mean, look at what we've built. 527 00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:40,880 Who cares about what's his name? 528 00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,329 Steve, Steve! 529 00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:43,480 [All chanting "Steve"] 530 00:20:43,504 --> 00:20:44,737 - That's the spirit. - [Thunder rumbles] 531 00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:45,816 Oh! 532 00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:48,680 Come on, everyone. Get inside! 533 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:55,761 You okay, man? 534 00:20:55,786 --> 00:20:58,344 535 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,159 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 536 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:13,759 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36696

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