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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,675 * WONDER WOMAN 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,544 * WONDER WOMAN 3 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:14,782 * ALL THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU * 4 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:18,852 * AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,921 * IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS 6 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,656 * FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS 7 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:29,930 * AND THE OLD RED, WHITE AND BLUE * 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,066 * WONDER WOMAN 9 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,837 * WONDER WOMAN 10 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,773 * NOW THE WORLD IS READY FOR YOU * 11 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,811 * AND THE WONDERS YOU CAN DO 12 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:47,281 * MAKE A HAWK A DOVE 13 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,383 * STOP A WAR WITH LOVE 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,586 * MAKE A LIAR TELL THE TRUTH 15 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,659 * WONDER WOMAN 16 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,896 * GET US OUT FROM UNDER 17 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,633 * WONDER WOMAN 18 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:09,970 * ALL OUR HOPES ARE PINNED UPON YOU * 19 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:13,974 * AND THE MAGIC THAT YOU DO 20 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,909 * STOP A BULLET COLD 21 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,978 * MAKE THE AXIS FOLD 22 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,847 * CHANGE THEIR MINDS 23 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:26,086 * AND CHANGE THE WORLD 24 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,656 * WONDER WOMAN 25 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:33,261 * WONDER WOMAN 26 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:36,364 * YOU'RE A WONDER, WONDER WOMAN * 27 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,228 STOP RIGHT THERE. 28 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,266 SECURITY AREA. "Q" CLEARANCE TO GO BY. 29 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,582 PROCEED. 30 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,990 FORT RUSSELL'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF OUR MOST SECURE POSTS, 31 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,526 BUT THEY STILL MANAGED TO GET IN SOME WAY. 32 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,528 WE WERE LUCKY THIS TIME NO ONE WAS KILLED, 33 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,497 JUST SOME DAMAGE TO THIS TUNNEL HERE. 34 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:17,798 BUT WHOEVER IT WAS STILL KNEW 35 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,700 JUST WHEN WE'D BE TRANSPORTING 36 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,469 THOSE RADAR SCANNER COMPONENTS. 37 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,537 "Q" SECURITY'S THE TIGHTEST WE HAVE, 38 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,540 YET THEY STILL SEEM TO KNOW JUST WHERE TO HIT US. 39 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,942 THAT UNEXPLAINED FIRE AT FORT HUGHES, 40 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:32,880 THE GAS MAIN EXPLOSION AT CAMP MACKENZIE, NOW THIS BOMBING. 41 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,250 ALL LINKS IN WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS A TOP-SECRET ASSEMBLY CHAIN. 42 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:39,119 PERHAPS IF WE CHANGED THE ASSEMBLY SCHEDULE. 43 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,721 NO, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. 44 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,756 THE SCANNER'S BEING ASSEMBLED RIGHT HERE 45 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,592 AT FORT RUSSELL AT 3 SEPARATE LOCATIONS. 46 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,294 IF THE ENEMY'S GOING TO DESTROY IT, 47 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:49,763 THEY'LL HAVE TO STRIKE BEFORE FINAL ASSEMBLY TOMORROW NIGHT. 48 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,032 STEVE, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU MUCH TIME, 49 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,967 BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 50 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,270 YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT ENTIRE BASE 51 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,705 IS 100 PERCENT SECURE. 52 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,241 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, SIR. 53 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,444 SIR. 54 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,254 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THROUGH. 55 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,989 SECURITY IS MY BUSINESS, MAJ. TREVOR, 56 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,726 AND YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I'M GOOD AT IT. 57 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:21,629 FORT RUSSELL IS SPREAD OVER MORE THAN 100 SQUARE MILES 58 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,764 AND NOBODY CROSSES ONE INCH OF ITS PERIMETER 59 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:24,598 WITHOUT MY KNOWING ABOUT IT. 60 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,434 EXCEPT FOR THIS TIME. 61 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:29,637 A MISTAKE'S BEEN MADE, COL. FLINT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ADMIT IT. 62 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:30,904 A FAULTY ALARM SYSTEM, A SLEEPY GUARD... 63 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,340 NEGATIVE. 64 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:35,876 EVERY LINK IN OUR SECURITY CHAIN WAS AND IS SOLID. 65 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,978 THAT SABOTEUR HAD TO BE A MAGICIAN 66 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,813 TO GET ONTO THESE GROUNDS UNDETECTED. 67 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,849 WELL, HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN INSIDE ALL ALONG. 68 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,984 THERE ARE 15,000 MEN STATIONED HERE. 69 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,620 IT'S POSSIBLE AN ENEMY AGENT COULD LOSE HIMSELF IN A CROWD 70 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,121 AND WAIT FOR HIS CHANCE TO STRIKE. 71 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,224 I'VE GOT ALL PERSONNEL VERY CAREFULLY SCREENED. 72 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,893 THERE'S NOT A PERSON ON THIS BASE 73 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,228 WHO HASN'T BEEN CLEARED FOR MILITARY PURPOSES. 74 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,898 [car horn honking] 75 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,433 [girls whooping] 76 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,044 DOES THAT INCLUDE THEM, COLONEL? 77 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,447 THEY DON'T LOOK VERY MILITARY TO ME. 78 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,015 YEOMAN PRINCE IS 100 PERCENT RIGHT. 79 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,785 WHAT ARE THEY DOING AT A TOP-SECURITY INSTALLATION? 80 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,454 THEY'RE BOOSTING MORALE, MAJOR. 81 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,089 THE GIRLS ARE ALL FINALISTS 82 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,825 IN THE MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL BEAUTY CONTEST. 83 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,760 OH, THEY ARE CERTAINLY BEAUTIFUL. 84 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,962 (Flint) YES, IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH PICKING THE WINNER. 85 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,532 THE FINALS ARE HERE TOMORROW AT THE OFFICERS' CLUB. 86 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,767 THAT'S THE BEST PLACE TO HOLD IT. 87 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,904 OFFICERS AND ENLISTED MEN ALL ARE INVITED. 88 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:37,638 [soldiers chattering] 89 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,106 HERE THEY ARE, BOYS. 90 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,509 ALL THE LITTLE CUTIES, THEY'RE HERE FOR YOU. 91 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,677 NOW, YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM, BUT DON'T TOUCH 'EM. 92 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,012 THAT'S JACK WOOD. 93 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,246 WHO? 94 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,450 ONLY AMERICA'S FAVORITE RADIO COMIC. 95 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,585 HE'S DOING HIS SHOW HERE TOMORROW. 96 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,353 EMCEEING THE BEAUTY CONTEST FINALS 97 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,056 ON A COAST-TO-COAST BROADCAST. 98 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,258 LISTEN, IF YOU GUYS STILL THINK 99 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:02,195 THAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR MOM'S APPLE PIE, SEE THE CHAPLAIN. 100 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,964 AND GO EASY ON HIM. 101 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,666 HE'S ALWAYS LOOKIN' FOR MIRACLES. 102 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,034 [soldiers laughing] 103 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:10,538 COME ON, THEY'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU GUYS. 104 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,305 [soldiers whistling] 105 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,774 [soldiers cheering] 106 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,543 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, GIRLS. 107 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,811 COME ON, IT'S REHEARSAL TIME. LET'S GO, GIRLS. 108 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,747 SEE YOU LATER, BOYS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 109 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,082 THEY-- THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU. 110 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,619 DO YOU THINK IT'S WISE, COLONEL, GIVING, UH, CIVILIANS THE RUN OF THE BASE? 111 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,621 JACK WOOD ISN'T JUST A CIVILIAN. 112 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:31,859 HE'S AN INSTITUTION, LIKE BOB HOPE OR BABE RUTH. 113 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,662 BESIDES, HIS ITINERARY'S BEEN CLEARED BY WASHINGTON. 114 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,465 LAST WEEK HE RAN A PRELIMINARY CONTEST AT FORT HUGHES, 115 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,367 4 DAYS AFTER THAT, HE DID THE SAME AT CAMP MACKENZIE, 116 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,102 AND NOW HE'S HERE FOR THE FINALS 117 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,071 AND, BELIEVE ME, WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE HIM. 118 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:47,941 FIRST FORT HUGHES, THEN CAMP MACKENZIE, AND NOW FORT-- 119 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,443 I PRESUME, COLONEL, 120 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,646 THAT YOU'VE, UH, PREPARED DOSSIERS ON MR. WOOD AND HIS TROUPE. 121 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,114 I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM, IF I MAY. 122 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,717 YES, OF COURSE, I'LL GET THEM READY FOR YOU. 123 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,152 FINE. I'LL MEET YOU IN YOUR OFFICE. 124 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,024 YES, I NOTICED IT, TOO, DIANA. 125 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,827 THEY PLAYED EVERY STOP ON THE SABOTAGE CIRCUIT. 126 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,463 IT'D MAKE A GREAT COVER FOR AN ENEMY OPERATION. 127 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,732 PERHAPS IF WE COULD GET ONE OF OUR OWN AGENTS 128 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,434 INTO THAT BEAUTY CONTEST. 129 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,604 MIGHT FLUSH 'EM OUT. 130 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,772 TAKE A REALLY BEAUTIFUL GIRL, THOUGH, 131 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,908 SOMEONE WITH ALL THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS. 132 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,844 WELL, I'D BE WILLING TO TRY. 133 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,313 THANKS, DIANA, I KNOW YOU'D DO A WONDERFUL JOB, 134 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:28,916 BUT I'M AFRAID THIS CALLS FOR A REALLY GORGEOUS GIRL. 135 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,051 SOMEONE WHO LOOKS GREAT IN A BATHING SUIT. 136 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,020 SAY, I WON'T BE NEEDING YOU FOR A WHILE, 137 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,555 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO DO? 138 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,491 WELL, I COULD DO SOME SHOPPING AT THE P.X. 139 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,326 AND JUST TAKE A BUS BACK TO WASHINGTON. 140 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,494 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 141 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,629 THAT'S FINE. 142 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,130 THANK YOU. 143 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,369 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. LET'S TRY IT FOR REAL THIS TIME. 144 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,372 MONTY, 1, 2, 3, 4. 145 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,874 *[playing] 146 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:58,011 LOWER THE STARS. THE STARS. 147 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:04,384 ALL TOGETHER, PLEASE. EXCELLENT. 148 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,254 RIGHT. 149 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,557 AND RIGHT. 150 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,124 AND RIGHT. 151 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:17,430 VERY GOOD. 152 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,067 GOOD. AND FORWARD. 153 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,234 AND FORWARD. 154 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,037 AND UP STAGE. 155 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,140 MONTY, MONTY, HOLD IT. 156 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,477 SOMEBODY MADE A MISTAKE. 157 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,579 OH, COME ON. 158 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,646 [girls sighing] 159 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,682 ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME. 160 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,284 FROM THE TOP. 161 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,020 1, 2, 3, 4. 162 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,529 [piano stops] 163 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,664 MITZIE. 164 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,304 MITZIE. 165 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,305 MITZIE. 166 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,406 YES? 167 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,308 THERE ARE NO TURNS IN THIS NUMBER. 168 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:05,045 OH, I'M SORRY, I--I--I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WEREN'T ANY TURNS. 169 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,046 SORRY-- 170 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,815 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TOO HARD, DARLING. 171 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,950 WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO SMILE. 172 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,118 IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? 173 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,886 I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING YOU ATE. 174 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,821 RITA-- 175 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,623 [girls chattering] 176 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:16,724 WILL YOU STOP IT? WILL YOU CUT IT OUT? 177 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,792 WELL, SHE STARTED IT. 178 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:22,395 NOW LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. AND STOP TRYING TO BEHAVE LIKE A HERD OF SHEEP. 179 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,464 CAN WE TAKE FROM THE TOP, PLEASE, LOLA? 180 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,466 OH, I'M TRYING, MONTY. 181 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,868 I'M TRYING. 182 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,437 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, FROM THE TOP. 183 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:33,306 1, 2, 3, 4. 184 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,182 EXCUSE ME, BUT I'D LIKE TO FIND OUT 185 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,018 ABOUT THE MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL CONTEST. 186 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,286 YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, DEAR. 187 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,121 BESIDES, THERE ARE NO MORE OPENINGS. 188 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,824 I NEVER HEARD OF THAT. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 189 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,192 LISTEN, I'M LOLA FLYNN. 190 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,294 AND I'M RUNNING THIS CONTEST FOR JACK WOOD, 191 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,830 AND, HONEY, WE SURE COULD USE YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 192 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,266 DIANA. DIANA PARADISE. 193 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,301 AND I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN YOUR CONTEST. 194 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,170 (Rita) IT ISN'T FAIR TO THE OTHER GIRLS. 195 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,205 WE LIKE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE. 196 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,374 I AGREE WITH HER. BESIDES, WE DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT HER. 197 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,109 WHAT'S TO KNOW? 198 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,544 SHE WANTS TO ENTER A BEAUTY CONTEST, NOT MEDICAL SCHOOL. 199 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,681 I THINK WE OUGHT TO GRAB HER. 200 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,315 ARE YOU WORKING HERE ON THE BASE? 201 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,884 YES, I AM JUST NOW. 202 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,185 WELL, THAT WORKS FINE 203 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,853 BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO BE CONFINED 204 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,689 WITH ALL THE REST OF THE GIRLS TO QUARTERS. 205 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,357 SOME DUMB REGULATION THAT HAS TO DO WITH SECURITY OR SOMETHING. 206 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,860 I STILL DON'T THINK WE SHOULD UPSET THE OTHER CONTESTANTS 207 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,461 FOR THE SAKE OF A LATE ARRIVAL. 208 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,562 I AGREE. 209 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,831 (girls) WHY SHOULD SHE GO OFF. 210 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,866 (Jack) HEY, BREAK IT UP! 211 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,567 BREAK IT UP! 212 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:38,071 LISTEN, WE GOT A SLEW OF TIRED G.I.s 213 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,508 COMING HERE TOMORROW NIGHT TO LOOK AT GIRLS. 214 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,712 DEPRIVING THEM OF THIS BABY DOLL WOULD BE UNPATRIOTIC. 215 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,246 TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, SUGAR. 216 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,683 NEVER MIND THE DULL STUFF, GET RIGHT TO YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 217 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,885 BUT, JACK, ALL OF US HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD 218 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,287 ON OUR ROUTINES FOR THE TALENT PART OF THE CONTEST. 219 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:57,224 IF SHE'S NOT PREPARED, SHE'LL MAKE US LOOK BAD. 220 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,258 OH. 221 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,993 THE DRAGON LADY'S GOT A POINT. 222 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,429 CAN YOU SING, OR DANCE OR PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT? 223 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,433 YES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO FOR YOU FIRST? 224 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,335 [girls laughing] 225 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,104 IF I ANSWER THAT QUESTION, THE DRAFT BOARD WILL SAY 226 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,806 THAT I'M YOUNG ENOUGH TO FIGHT. 227 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,274 HOW ABOUT SOME HOOFING? 228 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,376 MAKE WITH THE EIGHTY-EIGHTS, PROFESSOR. 229 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,550 1, 2, 3, 4. 230 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,719 *[playing] 231 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:52,880 [girls applauding] 232 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,447 ALL RIGHT. 233 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,417 SIGN HER UP. I'VE GOT TO GO FOR NOW, GIRLS. 234 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,620 I'VE GOT A GOLF DATE WITH MY FAVORITE BRASS HAT, COL. FLINT. 235 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,590 HIS SECURITY STAFF ARE THE ONES THAT ARE GOING TO PROTECT YOU GIRLS 236 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,393 FROM ALL THE LOVE-STARVED SOLDIERS HERE AT FORT RUSSELL. 237 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,427 (girls) BOO! 238 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,361 BYE, GIRLS. 239 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:12,432 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY TAKE 5. 240 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,701 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK BEFORE TOMORROW, DIANA. 241 00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,036 HOW SOON CAN YOU START? 242 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,005 THIS AFTERNOON, IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU. 243 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,873 I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF FIRST. 244 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,208 FINE. HOW ABOUT 3:00? 245 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,810 THAT'S FINE. THANK YOU. 246 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,411 DIANA? YES? 247 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,079 HUH, I WAS GOING TO WISH YOU LUCK, 248 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,781 BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. 249 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:32,385 YOU REMIND ME, KIND OF, OF MYSELF, A FEW CENTURIES AGO. 250 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,388 IT'S UNFAIR TO JUDGE YOURSELF BY THE CRITERION OF AGE. 251 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,657 A VITAL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN IS MUCH MORE 252 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,559 THAN THE SUM OF HER BIRTHDAYS. 253 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,462 YEAH, WELL, HUH, MAYBE IT'LL BE THAT WAY FOR YOU, 254 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,332 BUT FOR ME, MY HIGH POINT WAS WHEN I WAS 19 255 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,534 AND I WAS MISS AMERICAN BEAUTY. 256 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,937 FROM THEN ON, IT WAS DOWNHILL ALL THE WAY. 257 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:57,410 REMEMBER, 3:00. 258 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,478 HI. 259 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,147 YOU KIND OF LIKE HER, DON'T YOU? 260 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,314 YES. 261 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,384 I THINK SHE ISN'T AS HARD AS SHE WOULD LIKE TO BE. 262 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,254 GOOD. IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. 263 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,322 BUT THERE'S ONLY GOING TO BE ONE WINNER IN THIS CONTEST, 264 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,991 AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER. 265 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,793 I THOUGHT THE JUDGES WERE GOING TO MAKE THAT DECISION. 266 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,429 JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY, SWEETHEART. 267 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,365 I'M GOING TO BE MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL 268 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,467 AND BE IN JACK'S NEXT MOVIE, 269 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:25,138 AND ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO STOP ME BETTER WATCH HER STEP. 270 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,183 SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, MAJOR, 271 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,118 EVERYONE'S BEEN CHECKED AND DOUBLE-CHECKED. 272 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,920 MAYBE, BUT I'M STILL GOING TO STAY 273 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,822 WITH THE INSIDE JOB THEORY A LITTLE LONGER. 274 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:49,863 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 275 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,598 [car engine starting] 276 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,102 [tires screeching] 277 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,285 [crashing] 278 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,264 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 279 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,513 THANKS, WONDER WOMAN. 280 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,549 THEY DON'T SEEM TOO DANGEROUS NOW, DO THEY? 281 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,551 ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GOING TO FIND OUT 282 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,054 HOW YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I NEED YOU. 283 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,189 [laughs] 284 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,093 LET'S FIND OUT WHAT THEY KNOW. 285 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,260 ABOUT THE SABOTAGE RING. 286 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,695 THEY'RE PROBABLY PART OF IT. 287 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,031 WHOEVER'S TRYING TO DESTROY THAT RADAR SCANNER 288 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,100 DOESN'T WANT MY INVESTIGATION TO GO TOO FAR. 289 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,335 ALL RIGHT, OUT. BOTH OF YOU. 290 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,608 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS SCANNER-- 291 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,510 WAIT! THEY WON'T GO FAR. 292 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,382 WHAT IS THIS? 293 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,185 IT'S A LITTLE DINKY ROPE, BUT--BUT I CAN'T MOVE. 294 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,854 NO ONE CAN RESIST THE GOLDEN LASSO. 295 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,923 IT BINDS ALL WHO IT ENCIRCLES 296 00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,860 AND COMPELS THEM TO TELL THE TRUTH. 297 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,162 I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER TIME 298 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,830 TO ASK OUR FRIENDS A FEW QUESTIONS. 299 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,599 WHO'S YOUR SUPERIOR IN THE ATTEMPTS ON THE SCANNER PROJECT? 300 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,536 HEY, LOOK, WE NEVER HEARD OF YOUR PROJECT, WHATCHAMACALLIT. 301 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,938 WE WERE PAID TO HIT MAJ. STEVE TREVOR. 302 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,906 $500, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 303 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:17,577 BUT YOU HAD TO GET THE MONEY AND YOUR ASSIGNMENT FROM SOMEONE. 304 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,578 WHO WAS THAT PERSON? 305 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,614 NOBODY. A PHONE CALL GAVE US THE JOB. 306 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,018 THE MONEY AND THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE IN A LOCKER AT THE RAILROAD STATION. 307 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,186 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE. 308 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,554 SO THE REAL SABOTEUR 309 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,756 HIRED SOME CHEAP MUSCLE TO GET ME OUT OF THE WAY. 310 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,924 HE MUST KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HIM. 311 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,560 AND HE'S GETTING NERVOUS. 312 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,229 STEVE, HE MIGHT MAKE ANOTHER ATTEMPT ON YOUR LIFE. 313 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:40,367 I DON'T THINK HE'D RISK, UH, GIVING HIMSELF AWAY TO GET ME A 2ND TIME. 314 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,635 HE'S AFTER THE SCANNER PROJECT, AND I'VE GOT TO GET AFTER HIM 315 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,971 AS SOON AS I DROP THESE 2 HOODS AT THE POLICE STATION. 316 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,739 ALL RIGHT, GET IN THE CAR, YOU DRIVE. 317 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,109 MAJOR, WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE YOUR CAR? 318 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:13,800 I WONDER IF YOU CAN COOK. 319 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,734 IN THE CAR. 320 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,743 IN THE FRONT SEAT. 321 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,116 STEVE. 322 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,517 PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 323 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,685 I'D LIKE TO BE, THERE JUST ISN'T TIME. 324 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,055 [engine starting] 325 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,936 OK, THANKS. 326 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,838 I WAS RIGHT. 327 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,142 THERE'S NO DIANA PARADISE WORKING ANYWHERE ON THIS BASE. SHE'S A PHONY. 328 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,511 SO SHE MADE UP A FAKE STORY TO ENTER A BIG-TIME BEAUTY CONTEST. 329 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,114 I DID THE SAME THING WHEN I WAS A KID ON THE MAKE. 330 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,750 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 331 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,485 I NEVER WORRY, LOLA. 332 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,986 IF SHE'S INTERESTED IN MORE THAN 333 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,055 JUST THE BEAUTY CONTEST, IT'S TOO BAD. 334 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,357 SHE'S HAD IT. 335 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,372 ETTA, THIS ISN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS IN THE MOVIES. 336 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,974 THAT'S BETTER, CHIN UP, BACK STRAIGHT. 337 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,676 BETTER? 338 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,977 DIANA? 339 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,078 IS THAT REALLY YOU? 340 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,713 (Etta) YEAH, ISN'T IT AMAZING? 341 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,649 IF I THOUGHT A WIG WOULD DO THAT FOR ME, I'D SHAVE MY HEAD. 342 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,085 WELL, THE TRANSFORMATION'S INCREDIBLE. BUT WHY? 343 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,489 WELL, I'VE ENTERED THE MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL CONTEST. 344 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,924 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 345 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,793 I'M USING THE NAME DIANA PARADISE 346 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,696 SO THAT NO ONE CAN TRACE ME TO MILITARY INTELLIGENCE. 347 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,197 OH! 348 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,831 EXCUSE ME. 349 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,700 DIANA, I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS. 350 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,502 IT SHOWS A LOT OF INITIATIVE. 351 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,405 I WANT YOU TO GO BACK TO FORT RUSSELL AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN. 352 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,540 I'M GOING TO TRY AND GET A FOCUS ON THIS OPERATION. 353 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,442 IF I HAVE ANYTHING, I'LL CALL YOU. 354 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,945 I'LL SAY I'M YOUR, UH, UNCLE GEORGE. CLEAR? 355 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,747 YES, SIR. UNCLE GEORGE. MMM-HMM. 356 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,150 I'D BETTER GET BACK TO THE BASE NOW BECAUSE I'M EXPECTED BY 3:00. 357 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,653 OH, I'LL DRIVE YOU. 358 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,987 THANK YOU. 359 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,855 OH, DIANA? 360 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,123 YES, SIR? 361 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,891 IT'S FUNNY, BUT SEEING YOU IN THAT DRESS 362 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,328 MAKES ME REALIZE YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY. 363 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,530 WHO? 364 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,200 JOAN CRAWFORD. 365 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,903 WELL, I'M VERY FLATTERED, SIR. 366 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,505 AROUND THE ANKLES. 367 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,244 THANKS. 368 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,854 [shower running] 369 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,826 DON'T TELL ME SHE'S STILL IN THERE. 370 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,495 SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 371 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,398 OH, COME ON. 372 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,799 RITA, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 373 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,901 WE'RE ALL WAITING TO GET IN THE SHOWER. 374 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,972 IT TAKES HER LONGER, BECAUSE SHE'S DIRTIER THAN THE REST OF US. 375 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,809 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SMILE FOR THE JUDGES WITH NO FRONT TEETH? 376 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,478 [girls screaming] 377 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,946 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, BREAK IT UP. 378 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,851 BREAK IT UP. 379 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,588 LOOK, NOBODY'S GOING TO BE MISS DREAM GIRL 380 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,757 WITH A BLACK EYE AND A FAT LIP. 381 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,927 NOW, MOST YOU KIDS SEEM OK, SO IF RITA OR SOMEBODY ACTS UP, 382 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,662 JUST DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM, ALL RIGHT? 383 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,797 ALL RIGHT. 384 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,632 BUT SHE'S ALWAYS PICKIN' ON ME. 385 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,735 LOOK, WE JUST WANTED TO WASH UP, AND GET A LITTLE BEAUTY SLEEP. 386 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,537 IF SLEEP MAKES ONE BEAUTIFUL, 387 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,307 THEN ALL OF YOU MUST HAVE HAD INSOMNIA FOR YEARS. 388 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,474 [all yelling] 389 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,843 ONE MORE DAY. 390 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,413 DIANA, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE ACCOMMODATIONS, 391 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,715 BUT YOU GOT HERE TOO LATE FOR ONE OF THE CHOICE BUNKS. 392 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,783 OH, THIS WILL BE QUITE COMFORTABLE, I'M SURE, MISS FLYNN. 393 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,818 THANK YOU. 394 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,253 YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE KID. 395 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,988 I THINK I OUGHT TO WARN YOU. 396 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,590 WARN ME ABOUT WHAT? 397 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,826 WELL, THERE'S A LOT MORE AT STAKE HERE 398 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,161 THAN JUST A BEAUTY CONTEST FOR SOME PEOPLE. 399 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,730 (Jack) DON'T PANIC, GIRLS. 400 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,532 I JUST CAME HERE TO TUCK YOU IN. 401 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:09,302 NOW, LOOK, IF ANY OF YOU GIRLS GET THIRSTY DURING THE NIGHT, I JUST... 402 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,704 YES, GO ON. 403 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,542 JUST DO AS YOU'RE TOLD AND BE CAREFUL. 404 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,877 EXTRA CAREFUL. 405 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,613 (Jack) YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO, ALL RIGHT? 406 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,414 [girls chattering] 407 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,849 [girls laughing] 408 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,251 LISTEN, ARE THEY TREATING YOU GIRLS ALL RIGHT? 409 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:25,952 (all) OH, YEAH! 410 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,620 OH, NUTS! 411 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,223 AND I WORE A RUBBER SHIRT SO THAT YOU COULD CRY ON MY SHOULDER. 412 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,792 THERE'S A FEW PERSONAL THINGS 413 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,494 I'D LIKE TO GO OVER WITH YOU. UH, IT WON'T TAKE LONG. 414 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,496 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF, HONEY. 415 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,699 NOW, LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU GIRLS BETTER, BUT IF I DO, 416 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,201 A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL SAY I'M LOW AND CORRUPTIBLE ENOUGH 417 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,104 TO TRADE MY VOTE AS A CONTEST JUDGE FOR A LITTLE SMOOCHING. 418 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,172 [girls laughing] 419 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,874 AND THEY'RE RIGHT. 420 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,977 FRONT AND CENTER! DIANA. 421 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,846 WELL, WELL, WELL. HOW'S IT GOING? 422 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,181 FINE, MR. WOOD, 423 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,450 AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU ENOUGH 424 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,151 FOR ALLOWING ME TO BECOME A CONTESTANT. 425 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,988 WELL, I DO. MEET ME TONIGHT ON THE FIRING RANGE AT 12:00. 426 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,023 BRING AN EVENING GOWN AND SOME BANANAS 427 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,394 BECAUSE, WHEN I MONKEY AROUND I USE REAL MONKEYS. 428 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,762 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORKED WITH ANIMALS. 429 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,832 ARE YOU KIDDING? DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE MY BAND? 430 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,067 OH, BOY! YOU KNOW, EVEN WITH ALL THESE CURVES, 431 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:18,004 THIS KID WOULD MAKE A GREAT STRAIGHT MAN. 432 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,739 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 433 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,542 WHY DON'T I USE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT IN THE MAGIC PIT? 434 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,843 (girls) YEAH! 435 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,144 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. WAIT A MINUTE, 436 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,013 LET ME GET SOME OF MY LITTLE MAGIC PROPS HERE 437 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,915 AND WE'RE GONNA WORK THIS OUT. 438 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,584 NOW, YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO, ALL RIGHT? 439 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,819 JUST FOLLOW ME, AND HANG LOOSE. 440 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,954 LITTLE MAGIC MUSIC, PLEASE. 441 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,590 NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WATCH CLOSELY. THERE'S THE AUDIENCE. 442 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,826 HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? HERE'S MY PRETTY ASSISTANT. 443 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,928 NOW, YOU HOLD THIS, LIKE THIS. I TAKE THIS OUT 444 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,163 AND I SHOW IT TO THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT? 445 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,699 THERE THEY ARE. THEY ALL CAN SEE IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY. 446 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,034 I PUT IN HERE, LIKE THIS, RIGHT. 447 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,002 YOU PUT THE TOP DOWN ON TOP OF THE TABLE. 448 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,771 VERY GOOD. I PUT IT HERE LIKE THIS, 449 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:55,141 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, ABRACADABRA AND WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 450 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,444 [girls cheering] 451 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,679 OH, LOOK AT THIS, SHE'S A NATURAL. 452 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,148 [girls cheering] 453 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,851 TELL WARDROBE TO DRESS HER IN AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE. 454 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,785 RIGHT, JACK. 455 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,286 ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT, GIRLS. 456 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,455 I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS. 457 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,522 (girls) GOOD NIGHT, JACK. 458 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,492 [phone ringing] 459 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,361 THAT MAGIC BIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE. 460 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,163 I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY WAY, 461 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,799 AND THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET YOU COZY UP TO THE STAR. 462 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,400 OH, THAT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND, RITA. 463 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,235 NO? NO. 464 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,238 WELL, LET'S SEE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS ENTERING YOUR NOSE! 465 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,640 [screaming] 466 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,810 RITA, KNOCK IT OFF OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST. 467 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,947 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 468 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,248 I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 469 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,784 DIANA, THERE'S A PHONE FOR YOU. 470 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,586 IT'S YOUR UNCLE GEORGE. 471 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,254 THANK YOU, MISS FLYNN. 472 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,990 DIANA, NO MORE PERSONAL CALLS. 473 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,224 IT'S IN THE RULES. 474 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:49,128 YES, MA'AM. 475 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,730 HELLO? UNCLE GEORGE? 476 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,298 JUST LISTEN, DIANA. 477 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,101 I'VE BEEN DOING SOME CHECKING, AND THE BLAST AT THE TUNNEL 478 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,737 WASN'T THE FIRST ATTEMPT ON THE SCANNER PROJECT. 479 00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,539 THE OTHER ATTEMPT MISSED, TOO. 480 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,007 DAMAGED A BASE ACCESS ROAD. 481 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,143 BUT IT LOOKED LIKE AN ACCIDENT, SO NOBODY REPORTED IT. 482 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,879 OH, I SEE, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, UNCLE GEORGE, 483 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,181 BUT, UH, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 484 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,084 YOU SEE, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY MORE PERSONAL CALLS. 485 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,085 IT'S IN THE RULES. 486 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,321 I UNDERSTAND, SO I'LL MAKE IT FAST. 487 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:18,024 THE 3RD AND FINAL RADAR COMPONENT WILL BE COMPLETED 488 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:21,193 AT THE FORT'S ELECTRICAL SUB-STATION AT 0100 HOURS TONIGHT. 489 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,630 (Steve) IT'S LOCATED DIRECTLY BEHIND THE MOTOR POOL. 490 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,766 NOW, THE SABOTEUR HAS TO TRY FOR IT, AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR HIM. 491 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:30,102 WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS WATCH FOR ANY ACTIVITY IN THE JACK WOOD'S GROUP 492 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,839 THAT MIGHT CLUE US IN TO THE SABOTEUR'S IDENTITY. 493 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:33,940 OK? 494 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,007 GOOD HUNTING. 495 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:43,182 OH, SAME TO YOU, UNCLE GEORGE. 496 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,152 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME YOU'RE PLAYING, SWEETHEART, 497 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:50,790 BUT WHATEVER IT IS, LITTLE RITA'S GOING TO FIND OUT ALL ABOUT IT. 498 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,091 EXCUSE ME, RITA. 499 00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,085 [ticking] 500 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,579 STEVE. 501 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:01,680 STEVE. 502 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,016 OH, MY HEAD. 503 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,985 THE SCANNER, THEY DIDN'T GET IT, DID THEY? 504 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,420 NO, SOME ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT'S BEEN DESTROYED 505 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,323 AND SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR A MISSING TAILGATE, 506 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,525 BUT THE PROJECT'S ALL RIGHT. 507 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,560 HOW ARE YOU? 508 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,262 OH, I'M OK. 509 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,596 [siren wailing] 510 00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,466 THE GUARDS ARE COMING. I BETTER GO. 511 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,938 BUT, WONDER WOMAN, I... OH. 512 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,007 WHO WAS THAT MAN OVER THERE? 513 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,411 ALL RIGHT, I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. JUST GO BACK TO BED 514 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:35,314 AND LEAVE WHATEVER'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE TO THE ARMY. 515 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,883 MAYBE WHAT'S HAPPENING WAS CAUSED 516 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,085 BY SOMEONE WHO SHOULDN'T BE OUTSIDE. 517 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,720 [girls gasping] 518 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,169 DIANA'S MISSING. 519 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,771 WELL, DIANA KNOWS THE RULES. 520 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,306 I'M SURE SHE'S NOT GONE. 521 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,174 THEN A SEARCH WILL TURN HER UP, RIGHT? 522 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,052 (Rita) I TOLD YOU SHE TOOK OFF. 523 00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,055 SHE KNOWS THE RULES, AND SHE'S OUT OF THE CONTEST. 524 00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,057 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE? 525 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,359 DIANA, I KNEW YOU WERE SOMEPLACE. 526 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,294 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT OF THE SHOWER. 527 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,363 IT WAS HOT AND I COULDN'T SLEEP. 528 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,899 WHAT ABOUT THIS? I FOUND IT ON YOUR PILLOW. 529 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,902 THAT'S THE ONLY THING FALSE ABOUT HER, RITA. 530 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,703 CAN YOU SAY THE SAME? 531 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:33,372 [girls giggling] 532 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:36,175 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BACK TO SLEEP. 533 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,610 IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 534 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,913 GOOD NIGHT, AGAIN. 535 00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,049 [gasps] 536 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,483 DON'T TURN THE LIGHT ON. 537 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,531 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE? IT SOUNDS LIKE A WAR. 538 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,901 AN UNEXPECTED VISIT FROM WONDER WOMAN. 539 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,436 WHAT'S MORE, OUR LATE ARRIVAL, DIANA PARADISE? 540 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,671 SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 541 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,974 DIANA? ARE YOU SURE? 542 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,541 WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO? 543 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,144 I DON'T KNOW YET, BUT I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 544 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,213 I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED. 545 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:15,948 WELL, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, LOLA. 546 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:20,419 YOU SEE, OUR PRIMARY PURPOSE WAS NOT TO SABOTAGE THE RADAR PROJECT. 547 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:24,390 IT WAS JUST A COVER TO ENSURE THE SUCCESS OF OUR REAL MISSION. 548 00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:29,528 MY DEAR, WE'RE GOING TO ASSASSINATE A VERY IMPORTANT GENERAL 549 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:33,065 NAMED DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER. 550 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,508 (Captain) I HOPE GEN. EISENHOWER UNDERSTANDS 551 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,643 ABOUT WHY WE HAD TO CHANGE THE DEPARTURE TIME. 552 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,045 I INFORMED THE GENERAL 553 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,146 OF THE BOTCHED SABOTAGE ATTEMPTS AT FORT RUSSELL. 554 00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,248 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 555 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:53,552 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER APPROACH ROUTE THAT'S A LITTLE LONGER. 556 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:56,655 JUST AS LONG AS THE GENERAL HAS TIME TO CHECK OUT THAT SPECIAL PROJECT 557 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,024 BEFORE IT'S SENT ON TO NEW YORK. 558 00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,358 HE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT. 559 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,227 AND YOU ALSO GET A BONUS. 560 00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:04,663 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CATCH THE FINALS OF THE MISS DREAM GIRL CONTEST. 561 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:07,466 JACK WOOD'S BROADCASTING IT FROM FORT RUSSELL. 562 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:11,170 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. THAT'S GOOD FOR THE SOLDIERS' MORALE. 563 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:14,240 GOOD FOR THE, UH, OFFICERS' MORALE, AS WELL. 564 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,145 (Steve) SABOTAGE TRY 1: CLOSED AN ACCESS ROAD. 565 00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:20,779 2: SHUT DOWN THE TUNNEL. 566 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:23,950 AND 3: LAST NIGHT, BLEW UP PART OF THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM 567 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:26,285 THAT SERVICES THE FORT'S AUXILIARY AIRFIELD. 568 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,754 AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T WRECK THE RADAR SCANNER, SIR. 569 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:29,488 THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING. 570 00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:30,889 IS IT? 571 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,993 HOW CAN AN ENEMY AGENT CLEVER ENOUGH TO PENETRATE OUR DEFENSES 572 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,795 MISS HIS TARGET 3 TIMES OUT OF 3? 573 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:38,330 GOOD NEWS, STEVE. WE'VE WON. 574 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,865 THE RADAR SCANNER'S COMPLETED. 575 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,268 THE COMPONENTS ARE BEING ASSEMBLED RIGHT NOW, 576 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,469 SO THE DEVICE WILL BE OPERATIONAL 577 00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,604 IN TIME FOR HIS PERSONAL INSPECTION. 578 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:46,872 WHOSE INSPECTION, SIR? 579 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,141 A GENERAL OFFICER THE WAR DEPARTMENT IS VERY HIGH ON, 580 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,609 NAME OF EISENHOWER. 581 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,578 SORRY TO KEEP YOU IN THE DARK ABOUT THAT, STEVE, 582 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,381 BUT HE'S INVOLVED IN SOME VERY TOP-LEVEL STUFF. 583 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,383 WE CONSIDERED HIS TRAVEL PLANS SO IMPORTANT, 584 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,051 NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW. 585 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,519 JUST LIKE THE RADAR SCANNER. 586 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,554 BUT THE ENEMY STILL KNEW ABOUT IT. 587 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:03,822 GENERAL, 588 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:06,625 WHAT ROUTE IS EISENHOWER TAKING TO FORT RUSSELL? 589 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:07,059 HIS ROUTE? 590 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,594 YEAH. 591 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:11,097 WELL, ORIGINALLY, HE WAS SCHEDULED TO STOP AT FORT HUGHES 592 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,764 FOR A SPECIAL DEBRIEFING SESSION 593 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,101 WITH A SPECIAL FORCES OFFICER FROM CAMP MACKENZIE. 594 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,402 CANCELLED BECAUSE OF ACCIDENTS 595 00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:17,903 AT BOTH OF THOSE INSTALLATIONS. 596 00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:20,639 A FIRE AT HUGHES, A GAS MAIN BLOW-UP AT MACKENZIE. 597 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:23,475 SO EISENHOWER IS FORCED TO COME DIRECTLY TO FORT RUSSELL. 598 00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,412 I REPEAT, SIR, BY WHAT ROUTE? 599 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,515 A PLANE FROM RANDOLPH FIELD TO THE FORT'S AUXILIARY LANDING STRIP-- 600 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:33,285 CLOSED BY SABOTAGE TO THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM. 601 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,988 THEN SOUTH ON THE ACCESS ROAD THROUGH THE SERVICE TUNNEL. 602 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:39,992 BUT, SIR, THE ROAD AND THE TUNNEL WERE CLOSED BY SABOTAGE, TOO. 603 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:42,394 LEAVING THE ONLY ROUTE INTO FORT RUSSELL, 604 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:46,665 A LANDING AT THIS CIVILIAN AIRSTRIP WEST OF THE PERIMETER 605 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:49,601 AND THE FIRE ROAD BEHIND THE OLD ARTILLERY RANGE 606 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,570 ENTERING THE BASE AT 607 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,538 POINT LOBO. 608 00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,173 A PERFECT PLACE FOR AN AMBUSH. 609 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,807 GOOD LORD. 610 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,910 IT WASN'T THE RADAR SCANNER THE SABOTEURS WERE AFTER. 611 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,712 THEY WERE CREATING A FUNNEL THROUGH WHICH 612 00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,848 EISENHOWER HAD TO ENTER THE FORT. 613 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,817 ETTA, CALL DIANA AT THE OFFICERS' CLUB THEATER. 614 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,388 SAY THAT UNCLE GEORGE HAS AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR HER, AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. 615 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,889 WE'LL ALERT POINT LOBO AND THE FORT 616 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:14,293 BY CAR RADIO ON OUR WAY TO EISENHOWER'S LANDING SITE. 617 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,362 WE'VE GOT TO TRY AND HEAD HIM OFF. 618 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,037 COMMUNICATIONS? 619 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:27,706 GEN. BLANKENSHIP'S PRIORITY CLEARANCE. 620 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:31,110 I HAVE TO PLACE A CALL TO THE THEATER AT FORT RUSSELL RIGHT AWAY. 621 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,448 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, 622 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,450 I JUST FEEL THERE'S SOMETHING JUST NOT RIGHT ABOUT DIANA PARADISE. 623 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,619 WE HAVE A BEAUTY CONTEST, 624 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,888 AND SHE'S THE BEST LOOKING GIRL AROUND. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 625 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,390 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 626 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,658 SHE'S JUST NOT INTERESTED IN SOME DUMB BEAUTY CONTEST. 627 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:49,361 IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, THAT'LL BE THE END OF HER. 628 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,998 MONTY, I'VE TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU TALKING THAT WAY ANYMORE. 629 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:56,468 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE COSTUMES. 630 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,737 THEY ALL LOOK FINE. 631 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,940 BETTER HURRY AND GET INTO YOUR BATHING SUITS. 632 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,375 THAT COSTUME SHOULD BE MINE. 633 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,576 IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK RIGHT ON HER. 634 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:06,912 RITA, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 635 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:10,649 THEY'RE LINED UP OUTSIDE, AND JACK'S GONNA DO HIS WARM UP IN 20 MINUTES. 636 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,619 WELL, COME ON, GIRLS, LET'S GET GOING. 637 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:17,756 [ringing] 638 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,262 OFFICERS' CLUB THEATER. 639 00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,364 DIANA PARADISE? HOLD ON. 640 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,734 [girls murmuring] 641 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,310 HELLO? 642 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,646 HELLO? 643 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:44,150 OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN CUT OFF. 644 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,652 THE CALL WAS FOR ME, MY UNCLE GEORGE. 645 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,290 UH, NO PERSONAL CALLS, MISS PARADISE. 646 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,759 NO EXCEPTIONS. 647 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,596 WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY, MR. BURNS. 648 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,709 HEY, FELLA, WOULD YOU LOWER THE P.A.? 649 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:18,850 WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE FEEDBACK ON THE SPEAKERS. 650 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,587 (man) WATCH IT, THIS THING WEIGHS A TON. 651 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:30,829 IF IT EVER CAME DOWN, SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED. 652 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:34,065 [voice echoing] SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED. 653 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,469 SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED. 654 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,638 SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED. 655 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:50,282 (Blankenship) IT'S NO USE, STEVE. WE STILL HAVE 15 MILES TO GO. 656 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,351 EISENHOWER'S PLANE IS MAINTAINING RADIO SILENCE. 657 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,785 (Steve) THEN WE JUST GOT TO REACH HIM 658 00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,020 BEFORE HE STARTS FOR POINT LOBO. 659 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,488 BLANKENSHIP, HERE. 660 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,390 GENERAL, IT'S ETTA. I CAN'T REACH DIANA. 661 00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,891 THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE. 662 00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,493 (Steve) GET AN M.P. TO GET YOU TO THEATER. 663 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,495 TELL HER IN PERSON, FAST! 664 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,898 YES, SIR, BUT IT'LL BE TOO LATE FOR DIANA TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING 665 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,935 AND SHE'LL BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU AND GEN. EISENHOWER. 666 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:12,371 OH, SIR, I KNOW THIS ISN'T VERY MILITARY, 667 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,706 BUT I HATE A CRISIS SITUATION. 668 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,508 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, ETTA. 669 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,744 YES, SIR. 670 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,979 OVER AND OUT. 671 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,414 (Blankenship) STEP ON IT, STEVE. 672 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,751 OK, FELLA. TAKE IT UP, WILL YOU? THAT'S IT. 673 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,020 THE PLACE IS FILLING UP WITH SOLDIERS. 674 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,889 MONTY, WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT DIANA... 675 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,058 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING, ARE YOU? 676 00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,760 DON'T WORRY. 677 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,997 IT'LL BE OVER QUICKLY. 678 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,632 I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 679 00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,100 THAT'S GOT TO BE STOPPED, NOW. 680 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,935 THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, LOLA DEAR. 681 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,605 FIRST, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THIS UP TO YOUR FAST WRINKLING NECK 682 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,907 AND, SECOND, BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE. 683 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,442 IT'S ALREADY STARTED. 684 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,811 MY MEN ARE IN POSITION BY NOW. 685 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,744 [hissing] 686 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,320 (Jack) THE MAIN ATTRACTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 687 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,055 FOR YOUR PLEASURE AND FOR MINE, 688 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,058 YOUR MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL. 689 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,493 [audience whistling] 690 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,862 [audience cheering] 691 00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:20,231 * HERE COME YOUR DREAM GIRLS * 692 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:23,669 * EACH ONE A PEARL 693 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:27,205 * CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL 694 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:31,142 * AN ALL-AMERICAN GIRL 695 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,912 * HOW CAN YOU PICK ONE 696 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:37,883 * WHEN EACH LITTLE MISS JUST CAN'T MISS? * 697 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:41,219 * HERE'S TO OUR DREAM GIRLS 698 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:43,989 * AN ALL-AMERICAN KISS 699 00:38:55,166 --> 00:39:00,138 [audience cheering] 700 00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,974 * HOW CAN YOU PICK ONE 701 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:06,978 * WHEN EACH LITTLE MISS JUST CAN'T MISS? * 702 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:10,348 * HERE'S TO OUR DREAM GIRLS * 703 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,819 * AN ALL-AMERICAN KISS * 704 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,927 AREN'T THEY LOVELY? 705 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:26,031 THEY'RE ALL DREAM GIRLS, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. 706 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,538 [plane engine whirring] 707 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,272 (Steve) HIS PLANE'S ALREADY LANDED. 708 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:41,312 MAYBE HE'S STILL HERE. 709 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:42,881 [inaudible] 710 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,983 WE JUST MISSED HIM. HE CAN'T BE THAT FAR AHEAD OF US. 711 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,953 I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE. IF POINT LOBO DOESN'T RESPOND TO OUR CALLS, 712 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:51,256 THAT TRAP COULD BE SET ALREADY. 713 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:55,727 [engine starting] 714 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,531 [audience cheering] 715 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:03,301 YES, SIR. AND THAT'S SOMETHING THEY'LL NEVER REPLACE WITH SYNTHETICS. 716 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:05,837 ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL? 717 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,106 THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO SHOW THE JUDGES 718 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,375 THAT THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING GOING FOR THEM BESIDES BEAUTY: ME! 719 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,511 [audience booing] 720 00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:16,147 BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS, THIS IS THE TALENT PORTION OF OUR COMPETITION, 721 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,884 AND OUR NEXT CONTESTANT, DIRECT FROM NEW YORK CITY, 722 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:23,188 THE VERY LOVELY, VIVACIOUS MISS BETTY LOU CAPALETTI 723 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:25,390 IN HER OWN FANTASY IN DANCE! 724 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,593 LET'S HEAR IT FOR BETTY LOU! 725 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:28,727 [audience whooping] 726 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:33,865 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 727 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,333 I'VE GOT TO SEE DIANA PARADISE. 728 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,035 IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH. 729 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:40,138 SORRY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT TILL AFTER THE SHOW. 730 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:42,741 I SAID, AFTER THE SHOW. 731 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,079 EXCUSE ME. 732 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:51,382 MISS FLYNN, I CAN'T FIND MY COSTUME FOR THE NUMBER WITH MR. WOOD. 733 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,151 IT'S NOT IN MY WARDROBE LOCKER. 734 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,954 IT'S GOT TO BE. YOU JUST HAD IT ON AT DRESS REHEARSAL. 735 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,489 I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY IT, 736 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,124 BUT WHERE IS RITA RIGHT THIS MINUTE? 737 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,160 I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO CHANGE UNTIL NEXT TO LAST. 738 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:06,865 [audience whooping] 739 00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,935 HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A DOUBLE-JOINTED BABY DOLL? 740 00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:13,471 HONEY, FOLD YOURSELF UP AND WAIT FOR ME IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 741 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,273 [audience laughing] 742 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:19,044 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S MY TURN. 743 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,179 NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO GET TO YOU WITH BEAUTY, 744 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:24,550 BUT I'VE STILL GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS GOING FOR ME. 745 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:28,319 THIS IS ONE OF THEM, AND THIS IS THE OTHER. 746 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,188 HERE I AM, MR. WOOD. 747 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,858 [audience cheering] 748 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,696 IT IS RITA. SHE'S TAKEN MY PLACE. 749 00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:48,774 [creaking] 750 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,676 I MAY AS WELL GET READY FOR THE EVENING GOWN PARADE. 751 00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:27,846 MOTTY, YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS. YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 752 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:30,782 LOLA, YOU LEAVE ME WITH NO ALTERNATIVE. 753 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:35,754 SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO GET RID OF YOU, MY DEAR? 754 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,222 [laughing] 755 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,358 [audience cheering] 756 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:19,665 YOU CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR BIG FINISH, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 757 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:24,936 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? THE--THE JACK WOOD SHOW SPARES NO EXPENSE. 758 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:28,139 NICE TO SEE YOU, WONDER WOMAN, BUT I'M SORRY, I DO A SINGLE. 759 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,675 MR. WOOD, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 760 00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:30,909 THAT NO ONE LEAVE THIS THEATER. 761 00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,077 I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU, DOLL. 762 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,312 WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, 763 00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:41,452 THAT THIS IS BETTER THAN YOUR ARMY TRAINING FILMS ON ATHLETE'S FOOT. 764 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:46,157 [engine starting] 765 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:48,259 OH, WONDER WOMAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 766 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:51,562 I HAVE TO FIND DIANA TO TELL HER WHAT'S HAPPENED, BUT SHE ISN'T HERE. 767 00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:53,431 WHAT HAPPENED? OH, IT'S TERRIBLE. 768 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,466 IS IT STEVE? MAJ. TREVOR? 769 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,036 YES. NO. IT'S PARTLY HIM. 770 00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:00,005 MOSTLY IT'S ABOUT GEN. EISENHOWER. 771 00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:03,174 THE SABOTAGE WAS JUST A TRICK TO HIDE AN ATTEMPT ON HIS LIFE. 772 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,977 STEVE'S TRYING TO HEAD HIM OFF NOW ON THE ROAD TO POINT LOBO. 773 00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,722 IT'S EISENHOWER ALL RIGHT. 774 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:21,993 HE'S NOT ALONE. 775 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,661 THERE'S A CAR FOLLOWING HIM. 776 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,068 WE'RE BEING TAILED, SIR. 777 00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:31,602 I'LL TRY TO OUTRUN THEM. 778 00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:33,204 THEY'RE MAKING A RUN FOR IT. 779 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:34,840 THEY DON'T KNOW WHO WE ARE. 780 00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,650 [car horn honking rhythmically] 781 00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:47,585 THAT'S MORSE CODE, GENERAL. 782 00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:52,557 T-R-E-V-O-R! 783 00:44:52,557 --> 00:45:02,067 STOP THE CAR. 784 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,334 SORRY TO SHOW UP THIS WAY, GENERAL, 785 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:05,136 BUT YOU'RE HEADING INTO AN AMBUSH. 786 00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:07,172 YOU WERE FUNNELED ONTO THIS ROAD BY SABOTAGE. 787 00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:09,374 YOU'LL HAVE TO TURN BACK AT ONCE. 788 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,708 [explosion] 789 00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:16,347 OUT OF THE CAR, GENERAL. 790 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:17,749 [guns firing] 791 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,652 WE CAN HOLD OUR OWN FROM THIS POSITION 792 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:23,354 AS LONG AS OUR AMMUNITION HOLDS OUT. 793 00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:26,324 WE'LL HAVE TO GET SMART, OR LUCKY. 794 00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:33,464 LOOK, IT'S WONDER WOMAN. 795 00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:39,905 THERE'S OUR LUCK, GENERAL, AND IT NEVER CAME IN A MORE BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. 796 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:42,007 [guns firing] 797 00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:12,337 [inaudible] 798 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,345 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 799 00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:22,480 IF THEY GAVE MERIT BADGES FOR BEING FANTASTIC, 800 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,549 YOU'D BE AN EAGLE SCOUT AFTER THAT! 801 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:26,117 HOW DID YOU FIND US? 802 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,787 ETTA TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED, BUT THIS IS NOT OVER YET. 803 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:35,593 I THINK MONTY BURNS IS BEHIND THIS, AND HE'S ESCAPED. 804 00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:38,363 (Blankenship) WELL, NOT FAR FROM HERE IS AN M.P. PHONE BOX. 805 00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,365 AS SOON AS WE GET THEM TO MOP UP HERE, 806 00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:45,170 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR MR. BURNS. 807 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,838 THERE! ON THE HILL! 808 00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,234 AND THAT'S THE STORY OF WHAT'S HAPPENED 809 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:18,403 HERE THIS EVENING, BOYS AND GIRLS. 810 00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:21,572 AND NOW, SINCE IT'S A BEAUTY CONTEST THAT YOU'VE COME TO SEE, 811 00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:23,574 I THINK IT'S TIME THAT YOU GET TO LOOK 812 00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:25,776 AT THE ONE AND ONLY WINNER POSSIBLE. 813 00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,578 HERE SHE IS: 814 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:33,718 WONDER WOMAN! 815 00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:37,322 * HERE'S YOUR DREAM GIRL 816 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:39,590 * SHE'S QUITE A PEARL 817 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:44,529 * CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL 818 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,965 * AN ALL-AMERICAN GIRL 819 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,236 * NOW THAT WE PICKED ONE 820 00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:55,506 * THIS BEAUTIFUL MISS JUST CAN'T MISS * 821 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:58,276 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED TO DIANA, STEVE. 822 00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,477 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONTEST. 823 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,246 IT'S SIMPLE, ETTA. 824 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:04,449 WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE'D HAVE TO SHARE THE STAGE WITH WONDER WOMAN, 825 00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:06,417 THE POOR KID PROBABLY THREW IN THE SPONGE. 826 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:07,986 YEAH, BUT WHAT WOMAN WOULDN'T? 827 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,390 WONDER WOMAN IS JUST TOO MUCH. 828 00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,733 YES, GEN. BLANKENSHIP. 829 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,735 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 830 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,072 THANK YOU, SIR. GOODBYE. 831 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,209 MONTY BURNS AND HIS ENTIRE RING 832 00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,244 HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED IN WASHINGTON. 833 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,081 THE RADAR SCANNER'S ALREADY A SMASHING SUCCESS 834 00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:37,848 AND GEN. EISENHOWER HAS NOMINATED 835 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:40,986 WONDER WOMAN FOR A SPECIAL CITATION. 836 00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:42,853 WHAT ABOUT LOLA FLYNN? 837 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,689 I FEEL RATHER SORRY FOR HER. 838 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,558 HER COOPERATION IS BEING CONSIDERED IN HER FAVOR. 839 00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:51,162 BUT ESPIONAGE DURING WARTIME IS STILL A VERY SERIOUS OFFENCE. 840 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,164 BUT JACK WOOD'S TRYING TO GET HER LENIENCY. 841 00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:54,699 HE'S A HARD MAN TO SAY NO TO. 842 00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,601 WELL, I'M GLAD. 843 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:59,537 NOW, I'VE GOT TO FINISH THESE REQUISITION FORMS YOU REQUESTED. 844 00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,172 WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON GRAPH PAPER. 845 00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:02,707 GRAPH PAPER? 846 00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:05,510 IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK OF AFTER ALL THAT'S HAPPENED? 847 00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:09,680 BEING IN A BEAUTY CONTEST AND MEETING JACK WOOD IN PERSON? 848 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,550 AND THE AMBUSH OF GEN. EISENHOWER, AND WONDER WOMAN AND-- 849 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,886 IT'S NO USE, ETTA. OUR DIANA IS STRICTLY BUSINESS. 850 00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,588 BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS, 851 00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:19,590 SHE'LL GET TIRED OF MISSING ALL THE FUN. 852 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:22,593 AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, I'D LOVE TO BE AROUND. 853 00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:34,772 YOU WILL BE, MAJOR. THAT'S A PROMISE. 854 00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:36,841 * WONDER WOMAN 855 00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:39,610 * WONDER WOMAN 856 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:43,981 * ALL THE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU * 857 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:48,053 * AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS 858 00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:50,121 * IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS 859 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,257 * FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS 860 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:59,330 * AND THE OLD RED, WHITE AND BLUE * 861 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:03,334 * WONDER WOMAN 862 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:07,538 * ALL OUR HOPES ARE PINNED UPON YOU * 863 00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:10,375 * AND THE MAGIC THAT YOU DO 864 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,811 * STOP A BULLET COLD 865 00:50:13,811 --> 00:50:15,813 * MAKE THE AXIS FOLD 866 00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,515 * CHANGE THEIR MINDS 867 00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:20,618 * AND CHANGE THE WORLD 868 00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:23,020 * YOU'RE A WONDER, WONDER WOMAN * 64817

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