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* WONDER WOMAN
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* ALL THE WORLD
IS WAITING FOR YOU *
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* AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS
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* IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS
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* FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS
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* AND THE OLD RED,
WHITE AND BLUE *
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* NOW THE WORLD
IS READY FOR YOU *
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* AND THE WONDERS YOU CAN DO
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* MAKE A HAWK A DOVE
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* STOP A WAR WITH LOVE
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* MAKE A LIAR TELL THE TRUTH
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* GET US OUT FROM UNDER
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* ALL OUR HOPES
ARE PINNED UPON YOU *
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* AND THE MAGIC THAT YOU DO
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* STOP A BULLET COLD
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* MAKE THE AXIS FOLD
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* CHANGE THEIR MINDS
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* AND CHANGE THE WORLD
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* WONDER WOMAN
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* YOU'RE A WONDER,
WONDER WOMAN *
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STOP RIGHT THERE.
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SECURITY AREA.
"Q" CLEARANCE TO GO BY.
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PROCEED.
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FORT RUSSELL'S SUPPOSED
TO BE ONE OF OUR
MOST SECURE POSTS,
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BUT THEY STILL MANAGED
TO GET IN SOME WAY.
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WE WERE LUCKY THIS TIME
NO ONE WAS KILLED,
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JUST SOME DAMAGE
TO THIS TUNNEL HERE.
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BUT WHOEVER IT WAS
STILL KNEW
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JUST WHEN WE'D BE
TRANSPORTING
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THOSE RADAR
SCANNER COMPONENTS.
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"Q" SECURITY'S
THE TIGHTEST WE HAVE,
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YET THEY STILL
SEEM TO KNOW
JUST WHERE TO HIT US.
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THAT UNEXPLAINED FIRE
AT FORT HUGHES,
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THE GAS MAIN EXPLOSION
AT CAMP MACKENZIE,
NOW THIS BOMBING.
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ALL LINKS IN WHAT
WE THOUGHT WAS A TOP-SECRET
ASSEMBLY CHAIN.
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PERHAPS IF WE CHANGED
THE ASSEMBLY SCHEDULE.
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NO, IT'S TOO LATE
FOR THAT.
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THE SCANNER'S BEING
ASSEMBLED RIGHT HERE
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AT FORT RUSSELL
AT 3 SEPARATE LOCATIONS.
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IF THE ENEMY'S
GOING TO DESTROY IT,
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THEY'LL HAVE TO STRIKE
BEFORE FINAL ASSEMBLY
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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STEVE, I KNOW THAT DOESN'T
GIVE YOU MUCH TIME,
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BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT ENTIRE BASE
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IS 100 PERCENT SECURE.
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I'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT, SIR.
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SIR.
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I STILL DON'T KNOW
HOW THEY GOT THROUGH.
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SECURITY IS MY BUSINESS,
MAJ. TREVOR,
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AND YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE
I'M GOOD AT IT.
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FORT RUSSELL IS SPREAD OVER
MORE THAN 100 SQUARE MILES
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AND NOBODY CROSSES
ONE INCH OF ITS PERIMETER
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WITHOUT MY KNOWING
ABOUT IT.
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EXCEPT FOR THIS TIME.
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A MISTAKE'S BEEN MADE,
COL. FLINT, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO ADMIT IT.
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A FAULTY ALARM SYSTEM,
A SLEEPY GUARD...
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NEGATIVE.
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EVERY LINK IN
OUR SECURITY CHAIN
WAS AND IS SOLID.
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THAT SABOTEUR HAD
TO BE A MAGICIAN
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TO GET ONTO THESE
GROUNDS UNDETECTED.
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WELL, HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN
INSIDE ALL ALONG.
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THERE ARE 15,000
MEN STATIONED HERE.
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IT'S POSSIBLE AN ENEMY AGENT
COULD LOSE HIMSELF IN A CROWD
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AND WAIT FOR HIS CHANCE
TO STRIKE.
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I'VE GOT ALL PERSONNEL
VERY CAREFULLY SCREENED.
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THERE'S NOT A PERSON
ON THIS BASE
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WHO HASN'T BEEN CLEARED
FOR MILITARY PURPOSES.
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[car horn honking]
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[girls whooping]
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DOES THAT INCLUDE THEM,
COLONEL?
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THEY DON'T LOOK
VERY MILITARY TO ME.
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YEOMAN PRINCE
IS 100 PERCENT RIGHT.
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING
AT A TOP-SECURITY
INSTALLATION?
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THEY'RE BOOSTING MORALE,
MAJOR.
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THE GIRLS
ARE ALL FINALISTS
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IN THE MISS G.I.
DREAM GIRL BEAUTY CONTEST.
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OH, THEY ARE
CERTAINLY BEAUTIFUL.
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(Flint)
YES, IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH
PICKING THE WINNER.
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THE FINALS ARE HERE TOMORROW
AT THE OFFICERS' CLUB.
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THAT'S THE BEST PLACE
TO HOLD IT.
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OFFICERS AND ENLISTED MEN
ALL ARE INVITED.
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[soldiers chattering]
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HERE THEY ARE, BOYS.
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ALL THE LITTLE CUTIES,
THEY'RE HERE FOR YOU.
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NOW, YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM,
BUT DON'T TOUCH 'EM.
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THAT'S JACK WOOD.
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WHO?
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ONLY AMERICA'S
FAVORITE RADIO COMIC.
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HE'S DOING HIS SHOW
HERE TOMORROW.
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EMCEEING
THE BEAUTY CONTEST FINALS
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ON A COAST-TO-COAST
BROADCAST.
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LISTEN, IF YOU GUYS
STILL THINK
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THAT YOU'RE FIGHTING
FOR MOM'S APPLE PIE,
SEE THE CHAPLAIN.
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AND GO EASY ON HIM.
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HE'S ALWAYS
LOOKIN' FOR MIRACLES.
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[soldiers laughing]
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COME ON, THEY'RE
ALL HERE FOR YOU GUYS.
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[soldiers whistling]
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[soldiers cheering]
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ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH, GIRLS.
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COME ON, IT'S REHEARSAL TIME.
LET'S GO, GIRLS.
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SEE YOU LATER, BOYS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THEY-- THEY'RE ALL
WAITING FOR YOU.
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DO YOU THINK IT'S WISE,
COLONEL, GIVING, UH,
CIVILIANS THE RUN OF THE BASE?
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JACK WOOD ISN'T
JUST A CIVILIAN.
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HE'S AN INSTITUTION,
LIKE BOB HOPE OR BABE RUTH.
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BESIDES, HIS ITINERARY'S
BEEN CLEARED BY WASHINGTON.
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LAST WEEK HE RAN
A PRELIMINARY CONTEST
AT FORT HUGHES,
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4 DAYS AFTER THAT,
HE DID THE SAME
AT CAMP MACKENZIE,
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AND NOW HE'S HERE
FOR THE FINALS
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AND, BELIEVE ME,
WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE HIM.
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FIRST FORT HUGHES,
THEN CAMP MACKENZIE,
AND NOW FORT--
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I PRESUME, COLONEL,
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THAT YOU'VE, UH, PREPARED
DOSSIERS ON MR. WOOD
AND HIS TROUPE.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM,
IF I MAY.
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YES, OF COURSE,
I'LL GET THEM READY FOR YOU.
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FINE.
I'LL MEET YOU
IN YOUR OFFICE.
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YES, I NOTICED IT, TOO,
DIANA.
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THEY PLAYED EVERY STOP
ON THE SABOTAGE CIRCUIT.
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IT'D MAKE A GREAT COVER
FOR AN ENEMY OPERATION.
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PERHAPS IF WE COULD
GET ONE OF OUR OWN AGENTS
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INTO THAT
BEAUTY CONTEST.
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MIGHT FLUSH 'EM OUT.
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TAKE A REALLY
BEAUTIFUL GIRL, THOUGH,
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SOMEONE WITH ALL
THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS.
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WELL, I'D BE WILLING
TO TRY.
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THANKS, DIANA,
I KNOW YOU'D DO
A WONDERFUL JOB,
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BUT I'M AFRAID THIS CALLS
FOR A REALLY GORGEOUS GIRL.
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SOMEONE WHO LOOKS GREAT
IN A BATHING SUIT.
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SAY, I WON'T BE
NEEDING YOU FOR A WHILE,
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IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE TO DO?
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WELL, I COULD DO SOME
SHOPPING AT THE P.X.
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AND JUST TAKE A BUS
BACK TO WASHINGTON.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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THAT'S FINE.
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THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
LET'S TRY IT FOR REAL
THIS TIME.
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MONTY, 1, 2, 3, 4.
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*[playing]
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LOWER THE STARS.
THE STARS.
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ALL TOGETHER, PLEASE.
EXCELLENT.
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RIGHT.
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AND RIGHT.
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AND RIGHT.
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VERY GOOD.
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GOOD. AND FORWARD.
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AND FORWARD.
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AND UP STAGE.
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MONTY, MONTY, HOLD IT.
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SOMEBODY MADE A MISTAKE.
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OH, COME ON.
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[girls sighing]
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ALL RIGHT,
ONE MORE TIME.
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FROM THE TOP.
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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[piano stops]
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MITZIE.
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MITZIE.
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MITZIE.
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YES?
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THERE ARE NO TURNS
IN THIS NUMBER.
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OH, I'M SORRY,
I--I--I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WEREN'T ANY TURNS.
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SORRY--
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TOO HARD, DARLING.
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WELL, AT LEAST
I KNOW HOW TO SMILE.
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IS THAT
WHAT THAT IS?
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
SOMETHING YOU ATE.
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RITA--
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[girls chattering]
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WILL YOU STOP IT?
WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?
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WELL, SHE STARTED IT.
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NOW LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
AND STOP TRYING TO BEHAVE
LIKE A HERD OF SHEEP.
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CAN WE TAKE FROM THE TOP,
PLEASE, LOLA?
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OH, I'M TRYING, MONTY.
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I'M TRYING.
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ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
FROM THE TOP.
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT I'D LIKE TO FIND OUT
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ABOUT THE MISS G.I.
DREAM GIRL CONTEST.
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YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, DEAR.
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BESIDES, THERE ARE
NO MORE OPENINGS.
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I NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
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LISTEN, I'M LOLA FLYNN.
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AND I'M RUNNING THIS CONTEST
FOR JACK WOOD,
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AND, HONEY,
WE SURE COULD USE YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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DIANA. DIANA PARADISE.
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AND I WOULD LOVE
TO BE IN YOUR CONTEST.
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(Rita)
IT ISN'T FAIR
TO THE OTHER GIRLS.
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WE LIKE THINGS
THE WAY THEY ARE.
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I AGREE WITH HER.
BESIDES, WE DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT HER.
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WHAT'S TO KNOW?
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SHE WANTS TO ENTER
A BEAUTY CONTEST,
NOT MEDICAL SCHOOL.
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I THINK WE OUGHT
TO GRAB HER.
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ARE YOU WORKING HERE
ON THE BASE?
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YES, I AM JUST NOW.
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WELL, THAT WORKS FINE
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BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE
TO BE CONFINED
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WITH ALL THE REST
OF THE GIRLS TO QUARTERS.
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SOME DUMB REGULATION
THAT HAS TO DO WITH SECURITY
OR SOMETHING.
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I STILL DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD UPSET
THE OTHER CONTESTANTS
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FOR THE SAKE
OF A LATE ARRIVAL.
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I AGREE.
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(girls)
WHY SHOULD SHE GO OFF.
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(Jack)
HEY, BREAK IT UP!
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BREAK IT UP!
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LISTEN, WE GOT A SLEW
OF TIRED G.I.s
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COMING HERE TOMORROW NIGHT
TO LOOK AT GIRLS.
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DEPRIVING THEM
OF THIS BABY DOLL
WOULD BE UNPATRIOTIC.
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TELL ME ABOUT
YOURSELF, SUGAR.
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NEVER MIND THE DULL STUFF,
GET RIGHT TO
YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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BUT, JACK, ALL OF US
HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD
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ON OUR ROUTINES
FOR THE TALENT PART
OF THE CONTEST.
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IF SHE'S NOT PREPARED,
SHE'LL MAKE US LOOK BAD.
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OH.
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THE DRAGON LADY'S
GOT A POINT.
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CAN YOU SING, OR DANCE
OR PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT?
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YES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO DO FOR YOU FIRST?
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[girls laughing]
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IF I ANSWER THAT QUESTION,
THE DRAFT BOARD WILL SAY
226
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,806
THAT I'M YOUNG ENOUGH
TO FIGHT.
227
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,274
HOW ABOUT SOME HOOFING?
228
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,376
MAKE WITH THE EIGHTY-EIGHTS,
PROFESSOR.
229
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,550
1, 2, 3, 4.
230
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,719
*[playing]
231
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:52,880
[girls applauding]
232
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,447
ALL RIGHT.
233
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,417
SIGN HER UP.
I'VE GOT TO GO
FOR NOW, GIRLS.
234
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,620
I'VE GOT A GOLF DATE
WITH MY FAVORITE
BRASS HAT, COL. FLINT.
235
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,590
HIS SECURITY STAFF
ARE THE ONES THAT ARE
GOING TO PROTECT YOU GIRLS
236
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,393
FROM ALL
THE LOVE-STARVED SOLDIERS
HERE AT FORT RUSSELL.
237
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,427
(girls)
BOO!
238
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,361
BYE, GIRLS.
239
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:12,432
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY TAKE 5.
240
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,701
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK
BEFORE TOMORROW, DIANA.
241
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,036
HOW SOON
CAN YOU START?
242
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,005
THIS AFTERNOON,
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.
243
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,873
I HAVE A FEW THINGS
TO TAKE CARE OF FIRST.
244
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,208
FINE. HOW ABOUT 3:00?
245
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,810
THAT'S FINE.
THANK YOU.
246
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,411
DIANA?
YES?
247
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,079
HUH, I WAS GOING
TO WISH YOU LUCK,
248
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,781
BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
249
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:32,385
YOU REMIND ME,
KIND OF, OF MYSELF,
A FEW CENTURIES AGO.
250
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,388
IT'S UNFAIR TO JUDGE YOURSELF
BY THE CRITERION OF AGE.
251
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,657
A VITAL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN
IS MUCH MORE
252
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,559
THAN THE SUM
OF HER BIRTHDAYS.
253
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,462
YEAH, WELL, HUH,
MAYBE IT'LL BE
THAT WAY FOR YOU,
254
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,332
BUT FOR ME, MY HIGH POINT
WAS WHEN I WAS 19
255
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,534
AND I WAS
MISS AMERICAN BEAUTY.
256
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,937
FROM THEN ON,
IT WAS DOWNHILL ALL THE WAY.
257
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:57,410
REMEMBER, 3:00.
258
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,478
HI.
259
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,147
YOU KIND OF LIKE HER,
DON'T YOU?
260
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,314
YES.
261
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,384
I THINK SHE ISN'T AS HARD
AS SHE WOULD LIKE TO BE.
262
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:07,254
GOOD. IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.
263
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,322
BUT THERE'S ONLY
GOING TO BE ONE WINNER
IN THIS CONTEST,
264
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,991
AND YOU'RE
LOOKING AT HER.
265
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,793
I THOUGHT THE JUDGES
WERE GOING TO MAKE
THAT DECISION.
266
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,429
JUST STAY OUT
OF MY WAY, SWEETHEART.
267
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,365
I'M GOING TO BE
MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL
268
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,467
AND BE IN JACK'S
NEXT MOVIE,
269
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:25,138
AND ANYBODY
WHO TRIES TO STOP ME
BETTER WATCH HER STEP.
270
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,183
SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, MAJOR,
271
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,118
EVERYONE'S BEEN CHECKED
AND DOUBLE-CHECKED.
272
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,920
MAYBE, BUT I'M
STILL GOING TO STAY
273
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,822
WITH THE INSIDE JOB THEORY
A LITTLE LONGER.
274
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:49,863
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
275
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,598
[car engine starting]
276
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,102
[tires screeching]
277
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,285
[crashing]
278
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,264
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
279
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,513
THANKS, WONDER WOMAN.
280
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,549
THEY DON'T SEEM
TOO DANGEROUS NOW,
DO THEY?
281
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,551
ONE OF THESE DAYS
I'M GOING TO FIND OUT
282
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,054
HOW YOU ALWAYS KNOW
WHEN I NEED YOU.
283
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,189
[laughs]
284
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,093
LET'S FIND OUT
WHAT THEY KNOW.
285
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,260
ABOUT THE
SABOTAGE RING.
286
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,695
THEY'RE PROBABLY PART OF IT.
287
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,031
WHOEVER'S TRYING
TO DESTROY THAT RADAR SCANNER
288
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,100
DOESN'T WANT MY INVESTIGATION
TO GO TOO FAR.
289
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,335
ALL RIGHT, OUT.
BOTH OF YOU.
290
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,608
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS SCANNER--
291
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,510
WAIT! THEY WON'T GO FAR.
292
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,382
WHAT IS THIS?
293
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,185
IT'S A LITTLE DINKY ROPE,
BUT--BUT I CAN'T MOVE.
294
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,854
NO ONE CAN RESIST
THE GOLDEN LASSO.
295
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,923
IT BINDS ALL
WHO IT ENCIRCLES
296
00:15:56,923 --> 00:16:00,860
AND COMPELS THEM
TO TELL THE TRUTH.
297
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,162
I CAN'T THINK
OF A BETTER TIME
298
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,830
TO ASK OUR FRIENDS
A FEW QUESTIONS.
299
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,599
WHO'S YOUR SUPERIOR
IN THE ATTEMPTS
ON THE SCANNER PROJECT?
300
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,536
HEY, LOOK, WE NEVER HEARD
OF YOUR PROJECT,
WHATCHAMACALLIT.
301
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,938
WE WERE PAID TO HIT
MAJ. STEVE TREVOR.
302
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,906
$500, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
303
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:17,577
BUT YOU HAD TO GET THE MONEY
AND YOUR ASSIGNMENT
FROM SOMEONE.
304
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,578
WHO WAS THAT PERSON?
305
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,614
NOBODY. A PHONE CALL
GAVE US THE JOB.
306
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,018
THE MONEY AND THE INSTRUCTIONS
WERE IN A LOCKER
AT THE RAILROAD STATION.
307
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,186
WE DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ELSE.
308
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,554
SO THE REAL SABOTEUR
309
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,756
HIRED SOME CHEAP MUSCLE
TO GET ME OUT OF THE WAY.
310
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,924
HE MUST KNOW
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HIM.
311
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,560
AND HE'S GETTING NERVOUS.
312
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,229
STEVE, HE MIGHT MAKE
ANOTHER ATTEMPT
ON YOUR LIFE.
313
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:40,367
I DON'T THINK HE'D RISK,
UH, GIVING HIMSELF AWAY
TO GET ME A 2ND TIME.
314
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,635
HE'S AFTER
THE SCANNER PROJECT,
AND I'VE GOT TO GET AFTER HIM
315
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,971
AS SOON AS I DROP
THESE 2 HOODS
AT THE POLICE STATION.
316
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,739
ALL RIGHT, GET IN
THE CAR, YOU DRIVE.
317
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,109
MAJOR, WOULD YOU
RATHER TAKE YOUR CAR?
318
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:13,800
I WONDER
IF YOU CAN COOK.
319
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,734
IN THE CAR.
320
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,743
IN THE FRONT SEAT.
321
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,116
STEVE.
322
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,517
PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
323
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,685
I'D LIKE TO BE,
THERE JUST ISN'T TIME.
324
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,055
[engine starting]
325
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,936
OK, THANKS.
326
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,838
I WAS RIGHT.
327
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,142
THERE'S NO DIANA PARADISE
WORKING ANYWHERE ON THIS BASE.
SHE'S A PHONY.
328
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,511
SO SHE MADE UP A FAKE STORY
TO ENTER A BIG-TIME
BEAUTY CONTEST.
329
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,114
I DID THE SAME THING
WHEN I WAS A KID
ON THE MAKE.
330
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,750
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
331
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,485
I NEVER WORRY, LOLA.
332
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,986
IF SHE'S INTERESTED
IN MORE THAN
333
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,055
JUST THE BEAUTY CONTEST,
IT'S TOO BAD.
334
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,357
SHE'S HAD IT.
335
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,372
ETTA, THIS ISN'T AS EASY
AS IT LOOKS IN THE MOVIES.
336
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,974
THAT'S BETTER,
CHIN UP, BACK STRAIGHT.
337
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,676
BETTER?
338
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:30,977
DIANA?
339
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,078
IS THAT REALLY YOU?
340
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,713
(Etta)
YEAH, ISN'T IT AMAZING?
341
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,649
IF I THOUGHT A WIG
WOULD DO THAT FOR ME,
I'D SHAVE MY HEAD.
342
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,085
WELL, THE TRANSFORMATION'S
INCREDIBLE. BUT WHY?
343
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,489
WELL, I'VE ENTERED THE
MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL CONTEST.
344
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,924
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
345
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,793
I'M USING THE NAME
DIANA PARADISE
346
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,696
SO THAT NO ONE CAN TRACE ME
TO MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.
347
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,197
OH!
348
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,831
EXCUSE ME.
349
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,700
DIANA, I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS.
350
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,502
IT SHOWS
A LOT OF INITIATIVE.
351
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,405
I WANT YOU
TO GO BACK TO FORT RUSSELL
AND KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.
352
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,540
I'M GOING TO TRY AND GET
A FOCUS ON THIS OPERATION.
353
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,442
IF I HAVE ANYTHING,
I'LL CALL YOU.
354
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,945
I'LL SAY I'M YOUR, UH,
UNCLE GEORGE. CLEAR?
355
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,747
YES, SIR. UNCLE GEORGE.
MMM-HMM.
356
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,150
I'D BETTER GET
BACK TO THE BASE NOW
BECAUSE I'M EXPECTED BY 3:00.
357
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,653
OH, I'LL DRIVE YOU.
358
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,987
THANK YOU.
359
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,855
OH, DIANA?
360
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,123
YES, SIR?
361
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,891
IT'S FUNNY,
BUT SEEING YOU IN THAT DRESS
362
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,328
MAKES ME REALIZE
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY.
363
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,530
WHO?
364
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,200
JOAN CRAWFORD.
365
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,903
WELL, I'M VERY
FLATTERED, SIR.
366
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,505
AROUND THE ANKLES.
367
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,244
THANKS.
368
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,854
[shower running]
369
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,826
DON'T TELL ME
SHE'S STILL IN THERE.
370
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,495
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
371
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,398
OH, COME ON.
372
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,799
RITA, WHAT TOOK YOU
SO LONG?
373
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,901
WE'RE ALL WAITING
TO GET IN THE SHOWER.
374
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,972
IT TAKES HER LONGER,
BECAUSE SHE'S DIRTIER
THAN THE REST OF US.
375
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,809
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SMILE FOR THE JUDGES
WITH NO FRONT TEETH?
376
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,478
[girls screaming]
377
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,946
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
BREAK IT UP.
378
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,851
BREAK IT UP.
379
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,588
LOOK, NOBODY'S GOING
TO BE MISS DREAM GIRL
380
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,757
WITH A BLACK EYE
AND A FAT LIP.
381
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,927
NOW, MOST YOU KIDS
SEEM OK, SO IF RITA
OR SOMEBODY ACTS UP,
382
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,662
JUST DON'T
ENCOURAGE THEM,
ALL RIGHT?
383
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,797
ALL RIGHT.
384
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,632
BUT SHE'S ALWAYS
PICKIN' ON ME.
385
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,735
LOOK, WE JUST WANTED
TO WASH UP, AND GET
A LITTLE BEAUTY SLEEP.
386
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,537
IF SLEEP MAKES
ONE BEAUTIFUL,
387
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,307
THEN ALL OF YOU
MUST HAVE HAD
INSOMNIA FOR YEARS.
388
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,474
[all yelling]
389
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,843
ONE MORE DAY.
390
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,413
DIANA, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE ACCOMMODATIONS,
391
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,715
BUT YOU GOT HERE TOO LATE
FOR ONE OF THE CHOICE BUNKS.
392
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,783
OH, THIS WILL BE
QUITE COMFORTABLE,
I'M SURE, MISS FLYNN.
393
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,818
THANK YOU.
394
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,253
YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM
LIKE A NICE KID.
395
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,988
I THINK
I OUGHT TO WARN YOU.
396
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,590
WARN ME ABOUT WHAT?
397
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,826
WELL, THERE'S A LOT MORE
AT STAKE HERE
398
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,161
THAN JUST A BEAUTY CONTEST
FOR SOME PEOPLE.
399
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,730
(Jack)
DON'T PANIC, GIRLS.
400
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,532
I JUST CAME HERE
TO TUCK YOU IN.
401
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:09,302
NOW, LOOK, IF ANY OF YOU GIRLS
GET THIRSTY DURING THE NIGHT,
I JUST...
402
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,704
YES, GO ON.
403
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,542
JUST DO AS YOU'RE TOLD
AND BE CAREFUL.
404
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,877
EXTRA CAREFUL.
405
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,613
(Jack)
YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT
I TELL YOU TO DO, ALL RIGHT?
406
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,414
[girls chattering]
407
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,849
[girls laughing]
408
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,251
LISTEN, ARE THEY TREATING
YOU GIRLS ALL RIGHT?
409
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:25,952
(all)
OH, YEAH!
410
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,620
OH, NUTS!
411
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,223
AND I WORE A RUBBER SHIRT
SO THAT YOU COULD
CRY ON MY SHOULDER.
412
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,792
THERE'S A FEW
PERSONAL THINGS
413
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,494
I'D LIKE TO GO OVER WITH YOU.
UH, IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
414
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,496
THAT'S WHAT I'M
AFRAID OF, HONEY.
415
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,699
NOW, LISTEN, I'D LOVE TO GET
TO KNOW YOU GIRLS BETTER,
BUT IF I DO,
416
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,201
A LOT OF PEOPLE
WILL SAY I'M LOW
AND CORRUPTIBLE ENOUGH
417
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,104
TO TRADE MY VOTE
AS A CONTEST JUDGE
FOR A LITTLE SMOOCHING.
418
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,172
[girls laughing]
419
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,874
AND THEY'RE RIGHT.
420
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,977
FRONT AND CENTER!
DIANA.
421
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,846
WELL, WELL, WELL.
HOW'S IT GOING?
422
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,181
FINE, MR. WOOD,
423
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,450
AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO THANK YOU ENOUGH
424
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,151
FOR ALLOWING ME
TO BECOME A CONTESTANT.
425
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,988
WELL, I DO.
MEET ME TONIGHT ON
THE FIRING RANGE AT 12:00.
426
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,023
BRING AN EVENING GOWN
AND SOME BANANAS
427
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:07,394
BECAUSE, WHEN I MONKEY AROUND
I USE REAL MONKEYS.
428
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,762
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORKED WITH ANIMALS.
429
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,832
ARE YOU KIDDING?
DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE MY BAND?
430
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,067
OH, BOY!
YOU KNOW, EVEN WITH
ALL THESE CURVES,
431
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:18,004
THIS KID WOULD MAKE
A GREAT STRAIGHT MAN.
432
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,739
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
433
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,542
WHY DON'T I USE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT
IN THE MAGIC PIT?
434
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,843
(girls)
YEAH!
435
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,144
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
WAIT A MINUTE,
436
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,013
LET ME GET SOME
OF MY LITTLE MAGIC PROPS HERE
437
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,915
AND WE'RE GONNA
WORK THIS OUT.
438
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,584
NOW, YOU DO EXACTLY
WHAT I TELL YOU
TO DO, ALL RIGHT?
439
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,819
JUST FOLLOW ME,
AND HANG LOOSE.
440
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,954
LITTLE MAGIC MUSIC,
PLEASE.
441
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,590
NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
WATCH CLOSELY.
THERE'S THE AUDIENCE.
442
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,826
HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
HERE'S MY PRETTY ASSISTANT.
443
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,928
NOW, YOU HOLD THIS,
LIKE THIS.
I TAKE THIS OUT
444
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,163
AND I SHOW IT
TO THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT?
445
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,699
THERE THEY ARE.
THEY ALL CAN SEE
IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY.
446
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,034
I PUT IN HERE,
LIKE THIS, RIGHT.
447
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,002
YOU PUT THE TOP DOWN
ON TOP OF THE TABLE.
448
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,771
VERY GOOD.
I PUT IT HERE LIKE THIS,
449
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:55,141
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
ABRACADABRA
AND WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
450
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,444
[girls cheering]
451
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,679
OH, LOOK AT THIS,
SHE'S A NATURAL.
452
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,148
[girls cheering]
453
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,851
TELL WARDROBE TO DRESS HER
IN AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.
454
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:05,785
RIGHT, JACK.
455
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,286
ALL RIGHT,
GOOD NIGHT, GIRLS.
456
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,455
I'LL SEE YOU
IN MY DREAMS.
457
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,522
(girls)
GOOD NIGHT, JACK.
458
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:12,492
[phone ringing]
459
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,361
THAT MAGIC BIT
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE.
460
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,163
I TOLD YOU TO STAY
OUT OF MY WAY,
461
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,799
AND THE FIRST CHANCE
YOU GET YOU COZY UP
TO THE STAR.
462
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,400
OH, THAT NEVER
ENTERED MY MIND, RITA.
463
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,235
NO?
NO.
464
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,238
WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
THIS ENTERING YOUR NOSE!
465
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,640
[screaming]
466
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,810
RITA, KNOCK IT OFF
OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST.
467
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,947
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
468
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,248
I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
469
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,784
DIANA, THERE'S A PHONE
FOR YOU.
470
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,586
IT'S YOUR UNCLE GEORGE.
471
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,254
THANK YOU, MISS FLYNN.
472
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,990
DIANA, NO MORE
PERSONAL CALLS.
473
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,224
IT'S IN THE RULES.
474
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:49,128
YES, MA'AM.
475
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,730
HELLO? UNCLE GEORGE?
476
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,298
JUST LISTEN, DIANA.
477
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,101
I'VE BEEN DOING SOME CHECKING,
AND THE BLAST AT THE TUNNEL
478
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,737
WASN'T THE FIRST ATTEMPT
ON THE SCANNER PROJECT.
479
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,539
THE OTHER ATTEMPT
MISSED, TOO.
480
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,007
DAMAGED A BASE ACCESS ROAD.
481
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,143
BUT IT LOOKED
LIKE AN ACCIDENT,
SO NOBODY REPORTED IT.
482
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,879
OH, I SEE,
THAT'S VERY INTERESTING,
UNCLE GEORGE,
483
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,181
BUT, UH,
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
484
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,084
YOU SEE,
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE
ANY MORE PERSONAL CALLS.
485
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,085
IT'S IN THE RULES.
486
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,321
I UNDERSTAND,
SO I'LL MAKE IT FAST.
487
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:18,024
THE 3RD AND FINAL
RADAR COMPONENT
WILL BE COMPLETED
488
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:21,193
AT THE FORT'S
ELECTRICAL SUB-STATION
AT 0100 HOURS TONIGHT.
489
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,630
(Steve)
IT'S LOCATED DIRECTLY
BEHIND THE MOTOR POOL.
490
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,766
NOW, THE SABOTEUR
HAS TO TRY FOR IT,
AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR HIM.
491
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:30,102
WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
IS WATCH FOR ANY ACTIVITY
IN THE JACK WOOD'S GROUP
492
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,839
THAT MIGHT CLUE US IN
TO THE SABOTEUR'S IDENTITY.
493
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:33,940
OK?
494
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,007
GOOD HUNTING.
495
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:43,182
OH, SAME TO YOU,
UNCLE GEORGE.
496
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:46,152
I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME
YOU'RE PLAYING, SWEETHEART,
497
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:50,790
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
LITTLE RITA'S GOING TO
FIND OUT ALL ABOUT IT.
498
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,091
EXCUSE ME, RITA.
499
00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,085
[ticking]
500
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,579
STEVE.
501
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:01,680
STEVE.
502
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,016
OH, MY HEAD.
503
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,985
THE SCANNER,
THEY DIDN'T GET IT,
DID THEY?
504
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,420
NO, SOME ELECTRICAL
EQUIPMENT'S BEEN DESTROYED
505
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,323
AND SOMEONE'S
GONNA HAVE TO ACCOUNT
FOR A MISSING TAILGATE,
506
00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,525
BUT THE PROJECT'S
ALL RIGHT.
507
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,560
HOW ARE YOU?
508
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,262
OH, I'M OK.
509
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,596
[siren wailing]
510
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,466
THE GUARDS ARE COMING.
I BETTER GO.
511
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,938
BUT, WONDER WOMAN,
I... OH.
512
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,007
WHO WAS THAT MAN
OVER THERE?
513
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,411
ALL RIGHT, I'M SURE
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.
JUST GO BACK TO BED
514
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:35,314
AND LEAVE WHATEVER'S
HAPPENING OUTSIDE
TO THE ARMY.
515
00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,883
MAYBE WHAT'S
HAPPENING WAS CAUSED
516
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:39,085
BY SOMEONE WHO
SHOULDN'T BE OUTSIDE.
517
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,720
[girls gasping]
518
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,169
DIANA'S MISSING.
519
00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,771
WELL, DIANA KNOWS
THE RULES.
520
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,306
I'M SURE
SHE'S NOT GONE.
521
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,174
THEN A SEARCH WILL
TURN HER UP, RIGHT?
522
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:13,052
(Rita)
I TOLD YOU SHE TOOK OFF.
523
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,055
SHE KNOWS THE RULES,
AND SHE'S OUT OF THE CONTEST.
524
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,057
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
525
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,359
DIANA, I KNEW
YOU WERE SOMEPLACE.
526
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,294
I JUST NEVER THOUGHT
OF THE SHOWER.
527
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,363
IT WAS HOT AND I
COULDN'T SLEEP.
528
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,899
WHAT ABOUT THIS?
I FOUND IT ON YOUR PILLOW.
529
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,902
THAT'S THE ONLY THING
FALSE ABOUT HER, RITA.
530
00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:31,703
CAN YOU SAY
THE SAME?
531
00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:33,372
[girls giggling]
532
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:36,175
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY BACK TO SLEEP.
533
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,610
IT'S GOING TO BE
A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
534
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,913
GOOD NIGHT, AGAIN.
535
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,049
[gasps]
536
00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:44,483
DON'T TURN
THE LIGHT ON.
537
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,531
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
IT SOUNDS LIKE A WAR.
538
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,901
AN UNEXPECTED VISIT
FROM WONDER WOMAN.
539
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,436
WHAT'S MORE,
OUR LATE ARRIVAL,
DIANA PARADISE?
540
00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,671
SHE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
541
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,974
DIANA? ARE YOU SURE?
542
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:09,541
WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO?
543
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,144
I DON'T KNOW YET,
BUT I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
544
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,213
I DON'T WANT
TO BE INVOLVED.
545
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:15,948
WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU FEEL THAT WAY, LOLA.
546
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:20,419
YOU SEE, OUR PRIMARY PURPOSE
WAS NOT TO SABOTAGE
THE RADAR PROJECT.
547
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:24,390
IT WAS JUST A COVER
TO ENSURE THE SUCCESS
OF OUR REAL MISSION.
548
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:29,528
MY DEAR,
WE'RE GOING TO ASSASSINATE
A VERY IMPORTANT GENERAL
549
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:33,065
NAMED DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER.
550
00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,508
(Captain)
I HOPE GEN. EISENHOWER
UNDERSTANDS
551
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,643
ABOUT WHY WE HAD TO CHANGE
THE DEPARTURE TIME.
552
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,045
I INFORMED THE GENERAL
553
00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,146
OF THE BOTCHED
SABOTAGE ATTEMPTS
AT FORT RUSSELL.
554
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,248
NOTHING TO WORRY
ABOUT IT.
555
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:53,552
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE
ANOTHER APPROACH ROUTE
THAT'S A LITTLE LONGER.
556
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:56,655
JUST AS LONG AS THE GENERAL
HAS TIME TO CHECK OUT
THAT SPECIAL PROJECT
557
00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,024
BEFORE IT'S SENT ON
TO NEW YORK.
558
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,358
HE'LL HAVE PLENTY
OF TIME FOR THAT.
559
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,227
AND YOU ALSO
GET A BONUS.
560
00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:04,663
YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO CATCH THE FINALS OF
THE MISS DREAM GIRL CONTEST.
561
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:07,466
JACK WOOD'S BROADCASTING IT
FROM FORT RUSSELL.
562
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:11,170
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
THAT'S GOOD
FOR THE SOLDIERS' MORALE.
563
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:14,240
GOOD FOR THE, UH,
OFFICERS' MORALE,
AS WELL.
564
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:19,145
(Steve)
SABOTAGE TRY 1:
CLOSED AN ACCESS ROAD.
565
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:20,779
2: SHUT DOWN THE TUNNEL.
566
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:23,950
AND 3: LAST NIGHT,
BLEW UP PART
OF THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM
567
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:26,285
THAT SERVICES THE FORT'S
AUXILIARY AIRFIELD.
568
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,754
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T WRECK
THE RADAR SCANNER, SIR.
569
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:29,488
THAT'S THE
IMPORTANT THING.
570
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:30,889
IS IT?
571
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,993
HOW CAN AN ENEMY AGENT
CLEVER ENOUGH TO PENETRATE
OUR DEFENSES
572
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,795
MISS HIS TARGET
3 TIMES OUT OF 3?
573
00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:38,330
GOOD NEWS, STEVE.
WE'VE WON.
574
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:39,865
THE RADAR
SCANNER'S COMPLETED.
575
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,268
THE COMPONENTS
ARE BEING ASSEMBLED
RIGHT NOW,
576
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,469
SO THE DEVICE
WILL BE OPERATIONAL
577
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:45,604
IN TIME FOR HIS
PERSONAL INSPECTION.
578
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:46,872
WHOSE INSPECTION, SIR?
579
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,141
A GENERAL OFFICER
THE WAR DEPARTMENT
IS VERY HIGH ON,
580
00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:50,609
NAME OF EISENHOWER.
581
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,578
SORRY TO KEEP YOU IN
THE DARK ABOUT THAT, STEVE,
582
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,381
BUT HE'S INVOLVED
IN SOME VERY TOP-LEVEL STUFF.
583
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,383
WE CONSIDERED HIS
TRAVEL PLANS SO IMPORTANT,
584
00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,051
NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED
TO KNOW.
585
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,519
JUST LIKE THE RADAR SCANNER.
586
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,554
BUT THE ENEMY
STILL KNEW ABOUT IT.
587
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:03,822
GENERAL,
588
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:06,625
WHAT ROUTE IS EISENHOWER
TAKING TO FORT RUSSELL?
589
00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:07,059
HIS ROUTE?
590
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,594
YEAH.
591
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:11,097
WELL, ORIGINALLY,
HE WAS SCHEDULED TO STOP
AT FORT HUGHES
592
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,764
FOR A SPECIAL
DEBRIEFING SESSION
593
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,101
WITH A SPECIAL FORCES OFFICER
FROM CAMP MACKENZIE.
594
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,402
CANCELLED BECAUSE
OF ACCIDENTS
595
00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:17,903
AT BOTH OF THOSE
INSTALLATIONS.
596
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:20,639
A FIRE AT HUGHES, A GAS MAIN
BLOW-UP AT MACKENZIE.
597
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:23,475
SO EISENHOWER
IS FORCED TO COME
DIRECTLY TO FORT RUSSELL.
598
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,412
I REPEAT, SIR,
BY WHAT ROUTE?
599
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,515
A PLANE FROM RANDOLPH FIELD
TO THE FORT'S AUXILIARY
LANDING STRIP--
600
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:33,285
CLOSED BY SABOTAGE
TO THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM.
601
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,988
THEN SOUTH ON THE ACCESS ROAD
THROUGH THE SERVICE TUNNEL.
602
00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:39,992
BUT, SIR,
THE ROAD AND THE TUNNEL
WERE CLOSED BY SABOTAGE, TOO.
603
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:42,394
LEAVING THE ONLY ROUTE
INTO FORT RUSSELL,
604
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:46,665
A LANDING AT THIS
CIVILIAN AIRSTRIP
WEST OF THE PERIMETER
605
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:49,601
AND THE FIRE ROAD
BEHIND THE OLD ARTILLERY RANGE
606
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,570
ENTERING THE BASE AT
607
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,538
POINT LOBO.
608
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:54,173
A PERFECT PLACE
FOR AN AMBUSH.
609
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,807
GOOD LORD.
610
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,910
IT WASN'T THE RADAR SCANNER
THE SABOTEURS WERE AFTER.
611
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:00,712
THEY WERE CREATING
A FUNNEL THROUGH WHICH
612
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,848
EISENHOWER HAD TO ENTER
THE FORT.
613
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,817
ETTA, CALL DIANA
AT THE OFFICERS'
CLUB THEATER.
614
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,388
SAY THAT UNCLE GEORGE
HAS AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR HER,
AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED.
615
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,889
WE'LL ALERT POINT LOBO
AND THE FORT
616
00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:14,293
BY CAR RADIO ON OUR WAY
TO EISENHOWER'S LANDING SITE.
617
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,362
WE'VE GOT TO TRY
AND HEAD HIM OFF.
618
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,037
COMMUNICATIONS?
619
00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:27,706
GEN. BLANKENSHIP'S
PRIORITY CLEARANCE.
620
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:31,110
I HAVE TO PLACE A CALL
TO THE THEATER
AT FORT RUSSELL RIGHT AWAY.
621
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,448
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
622
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,450
I JUST FEEL THERE'S
SOMETHING JUST NOT RIGHT
ABOUT DIANA PARADISE.
623
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,619
WE HAVE A BEAUTY CONTEST,
624
00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,888
AND SHE'S THE BEST
LOOKING GIRL AROUND.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
625
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,390
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
626
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,658
SHE'S JUST NOT INTERESTED
IN SOME DUMB BEAUTY CONTEST.
627
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:49,361
IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS,
THAT'LL BE THE END OF HER.
628
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,998
MONTY, I'VE TOLD YOU,
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
YOU TALKING THAT WAY ANYMORE.
629
00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:56,468
ALL RIGHT, GIRLS,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THE COSTUMES.
630
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,737
THEY ALL LOOK FINE.
631
00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,940
BETTER HURRY AND GET INTO
YOUR BATHING SUITS.
632
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,375
THAT COSTUME
SHOULD BE MINE.
633
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,576
IT DOESN'T EVEN
LOOK RIGHT ON HER.
634
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:06,912
RITA, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
635
00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:10,649
THEY'RE LINED UP OUTSIDE,
AND JACK'S GONNA DO
HIS WARM UP IN 20 MINUTES.
636
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,619
WELL, COME ON, GIRLS,
LET'S GET GOING.
637
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:17,756
[ringing]
638
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,262
OFFICERS' CLUB THEATER.
639
00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,364
DIANA PARADISE? HOLD ON.
640
00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,734
[girls murmuring]
641
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,310
HELLO?
642
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,646
HELLO?
643
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:44,150
OPERATOR,
WE'VE BEEN CUT OFF.
644
00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,652
THE CALL WAS FOR ME,
MY UNCLE GEORGE.
645
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,290
UH, NO PERSONAL CALLS,
MISS PARADISE.
646
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,759
NO EXCEPTIONS.
647
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,596
WELL, WHATEVER YOU SAY,
MR. BURNS.
648
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,709
HEY, FELLA,
WOULD YOU LOWER THE P.A.?
649
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:18,850
WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE
FEEDBACK ON THE SPEAKERS.
650
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,587
(man)
WATCH IT,
THIS THING WEIGHS A TON.
651
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:30,829
IF IT EVER CAME DOWN,
SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED.
652
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:34,065
[voice echoing]
SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED.
653
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:37,469
SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED.
654
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,638
SOMEBODY COULD GET KILLED.
655
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:50,282
(Blankenship)
IT'S NO USE, STEVE.
WE STILL HAVE 15 MILES TO GO.
656
00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,351
EISENHOWER'S PLANE
IS MAINTAINING RADIO SILENCE.
657
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,785
(Steve)
THEN WE JUST GOT
TO REACH HIM
658
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,020
BEFORE HE STARTS
FOR POINT LOBO.
659
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,488
BLANKENSHIP, HERE.
660
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,390
GENERAL, IT'S ETTA.
I CAN'T REACH DIANA.
661
00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,891
THEY'RE NOT
ANSWERING THE PHONE.
662
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,493
(Steve)
GET AN M.P.
TO GET YOU TO THEATER.
663
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,495
TELL HER IN PERSON, FAST!
664
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,898
YES, SIR, BUT IT'LL
BE TOO LATE FOR DIANA
TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING
665
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,935
AND SHE'LL BE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU AND GEN. EISENHOWER.
666
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:12,371
OH, SIR, I KNOW
THIS ISN'T VERY MILITARY,
667
00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,706
BUT I HATE
A CRISIS SITUATION.
668
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,508
PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, ETTA.
669
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,744
YES, SIR.
670
00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:20,979
OVER AND OUT.
671
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,414
(Blankenship)
STEP ON IT, STEVE.
672
00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:25,751
OK, FELLA. TAKE IT UP,
WILL YOU? THAT'S IT.
673
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,020
THE PLACE IS FILLING UP
WITH SOLDIERS.
674
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,889
MONTY, WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT DIANA...
675
00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,058
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO DO ANYTHING, ARE YOU?
676
00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,760
DON'T WORRY.
677
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,997
IT'LL BE OVER QUICKLY.
678
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,632
I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
679
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,100
THAT'S GOT
TO BE STOPPED, NOW.
680
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,935
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE,
LOLA DEAR.
681
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,605
FIRST, BECAUSE
YOU'RE IN THIS UP TO
YOUR FAST WRINKLING NECK
682
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,907
AND, SECOND,
BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE.
683
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,442
IT'S ALREADY STARTED.
684
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:52,811
MY MEN ARE IN
POSITION BY NOW.
685
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,744
[hissing]
686
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,320
(Jack)
THE MAIN ATTRACTION,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
687
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,055
FOR YOUR PLEASURE
AND FOR MINE,
688
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,058
YOUR MISS G.I. DREAM GIRL.
689
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,493
[audience whistling]
690
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,862
[audience cheering]
691
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:20,231
* HERE COME
YOUR DREAM GIRLS *
692
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:23,669
* EACH ONE A PEARL
693
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:27,205
* CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL
694
00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:31,142
* AN ALL-AMERICAN GIRL
695
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,912
* HOW CAN YOU PICK ONE
696
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:37,883
* WHEN EACH LITTLE MISS
JUST CAN'T MISS? *
697
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:41,219
* HERE'S TO OUR DREAM GIRLS
698
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:43,989
* AN ALL-AMERICAN KISS
699
00:38:55,166 --> 00:39:00,138
[audience cheering]
700
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,974
* HOW CAN YOU PICK ONE
701
00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:06,978
* WHEN EACH LITTLE MISS
JUST CAN'T MISS? *
702
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:10,348
* HERE'S TO OUR
DREAM GIRLS *
703
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,819
* AN ALL-AMERICAN KISS *
704
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:21,927
AREN'T THEY LOVELY?
705
00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:26,031
THEY'RE ALL DREAM GIRLS,
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.
706
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,538
[plane engine whirring]
707
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:34,272
(Steve)
HIS PLANE'S
ALREADY LANDED.
708
00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:41,312
MAYBE HE'S STILL HERE.
709
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:42,881
[inaudible]
710
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,983
WE JUST MISSED HIM.
HE CAN'T BE THAT FAR AHEAD
OF US.
711
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,953
I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
IF POINT LOBO DOESN'T RESPOND
TO OUR CALLS,
712
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:51,256
THAT TRAP
COULD BE SET ALREADY.
713
00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:55,727
[engine starting]
714
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,531
[audience cheering]
715
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:03,301
YES, SIR. AND THAT'S SOMETHING
THEY'LL NEVER REPLACE
WITH SYNTHETICS.
716
00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:05,837
ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL?
717
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,106
THE GIRLS ARE GOING
TO SHOW THE JUDGES
718
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:10,375
THAT THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING
GOING FOR THEM
BESIDES BEAUTY: ME!
719
00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,511
[audience booing]
720
00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:16,147
BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS,
THIS IS THE TALENT PORTION
OF OUR COMPETITION,
721
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,884
AND OUR NEXT CONTESTANT,
DIRECT FROM NEW YORK CITY,
722
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:23,188
THE VERY LOVELY, VIVACIOUS
MISS BETTY LOU CAPALETTI
723
00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:25,390
IN HER OWN FANTASY IN DANCE!
724
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,593
LET'S HEAR IT FOR BETTY LOU!
725
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:28,727
[audience whooping]
726
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:33,865
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
727
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,333
I'VE GOT TO SEE
DIANA PARADISE.
728
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,035
IT'S A MATTER
OF LIFE OR DEATH.
729
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:40,138
SORRY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO WAIT
TILL AFTER THE SHOW.
730
00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:42,741
I SAID, AFTER THE SHOW.
731
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,079
EXCUSE ME.
732
00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:51,382
MISS FLYNN,
I CAN'T FIND MY COSTUME
FOR THE NUMBER WITH MR. WOOD.
733
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,151
IT'S NOT IN MY
WARDROBE LOCKER.
734
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,954
IT'S GOT TO BE.
YOU JUST HAD IT ON
AT DRESS REHEARSAL.
735
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,489
I HATE TO BE
THE ONE TO SAY IT,
736
00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:59,124
BUT WHERE IS RITA
RIGHT THIS MINUTE?
737
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,160
I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE
TO CHANGE UNTIL NEXT TO LAST.
738
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:06,865
[audience whooping]
739
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:09,935
HOW ABOUT THAT
FOR A DOUBLE-JOINTED
BABY DOLL?
740
00:41:09,935 --> 00:41:13,471
HONEY, FOLD YOURSELF UP
AND WAIT FOR ME IN MY
GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
741
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,273
[audience laughing]
742
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:19,044
AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S MY TURN.
743
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,179
NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO
GET TO YOU WITH BEAUTY,
744
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:24,550
BUT I'VE STILL GOT
A COUPLE OF THINGS
GOING FOR ME.
745
00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:28,319
THIS IS ONE OF THEM,
AND THIS IS THE OTHER.
746
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,188
HERE I AM, MR. WOOD.
747
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,858
[audience cheering]
748
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,696
IT IS RITA.
SHE'S TAKEN MY PLACE.
749
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:48,774
[creaking]
750
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,676
I MAY AS WELL GET READY
FOR THE EVENING GOWN PARADE.
751
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:27,846
MOTTY, YOU CAN'T GO
THROUGH WITH THIS.
YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
752
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:30,782
LOLA, YOU LEAVE ME
WITH NO ALTERNATIVE.
753
00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:35,754
SEE HOW EASY IT IS
TO GET RID OF YOU, MY DEAR?
754
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,222
[laughing]
755
00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,358
[audience cheering]
756
00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:19,665
YOU CAN TALK
ABOUT YOUR BIG FINISH,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
757
00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:24,936
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
THE--THE JACK WOOD SHOW
SPARES NO EXPENSE.
758
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:28,139
NICE TO SEE YOU, WONDER WOMAN,
BUT I'M SORRY, I DO A SINGLE.
759
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,675
MR. WOOD,
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
760
00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:30,909
THAT NO ONE
LEAVE THIS THEATER.
761
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,077
I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE
WITH YOU, DOLL.
762
00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,312
WELL, YOU'VE GOT
TO ADMIT,
763
00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:41,452
THAT THIS IS BETTER
THAN YOUR ARMY TRAINING FILMS
ON ATHLETE'S FOOT.
764
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:46,157
[engine starting]
765
00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:48,259
OH, WONDER WOMAN,
AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
766
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:51,562
I HAVE TO FIND DIANA
TO TELL HER WHAT'S HAPPENED,
BUT SHE ISN'T HERE.
767
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:53,431
WHAT HAPPENED?
OH, IT'S TERRIBLE.
768
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,466
IS IT STEVE?
MAJ. TREVOR?
769
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,036
YES. NO.
IT'S PARTLY HIM.
770
00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:00,005
MOSTLY IT'S ABOUT
GEN. EISENHOWER.
771
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:03,174
THE SABOTAGE WAS JUST A TRICK
TO HIDE AN ATTEMPT
ON HIS LIFE.
772
00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,977
STEVE'S TRYING
TO HEAD HIM OFF NOW
ON THE ROAD TO POINT LOBO.
773
00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:16,722
IT'S EISENHOWER ALL RIGHT.
774
00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:21,993
HE'S NOT ALONE.
775
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,661
THERE'S A CAR FOLLOWING HIM.
776
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,068
WE'RE BEING
TAILED, SIR.
777
00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:31,602
I'LL TRY
TO OUTRUN THEM.
778
00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:33,204
THEY'RE MAKING A RUN
FOR IT.
779
00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:34,840
THEY DON'T KNOW
WHO WE ARE.
780
00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,650
[car horn honking
rhythmically]
781
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:47,585
THAT'S MORSE CODE,
GENERAL.
782
00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:52,557
T-R-E-V-O-R!
783
00:44:52,557 --> 00:45:02,067
STOP THE CAR.
784
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,334
SORRY TO SHOW UP
THIS WAY, GENERAL,
785
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:05,136
BUT YOU'RE HEADING
INTO AN AMBUSH.
786
00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:07,172
YOU WERE FUNNELED
ONTO THIS ROAD
BY SABOTAGE.
787
00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:09,374
YOU'LL HAVE TO
TURN BACK AT ONCE.
788
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,708
[explosion]
789
00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:16,347
OUT OF THE CAR,
GENERAL.
790
00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:17,749
[guns firing]
791
00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,652
WE CAN HOLD OUR OWN
FROM THIS POSITION
792
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:23,354
AS LONG AS OUR AMMUNITION
HOLDS OUT.
793
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:26,324
WE'LL HAVE TO GET SMART,
OR LUCKY.
794
00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:33,464
LOOK, IT'S WONDER WOMAN.
795
00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:39,905
THERE'S OUR LUCK, GENERAL,
AND IT NEVER CAME
IN A MORE BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE.
796
00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:42,007
[guns firing]
797
00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:12,337
[inaudible]
798
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,345
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
799
00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:22,480
IF THEY GAVE MERIT BADGES
FOR BEING FANTASTIC,
800
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,549
YOU'D BE AN EAGLE SCOUT
AFTER THAT!
801
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:26,117
HOW DID YOU FIND US?
802
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,787
ETTA TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED,
BUT THIS IS NOT OVER YET.
803
00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:35,593
I THINK MONTY BURNS
IS BEHIND THIS,
AND HE'S ESCAPED.
804
00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:38,363
(Blankenship)
WELL, NOT FAR FROM HERE
IS AN M.P. PHONE BOX.
805
00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,365
AS SOON AS WE GET THEM
TO MOP UP HERE,
806
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:45,170
WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOUR MR. BURNS.
807
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,838
THERE! ON THE HILL!
808
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,234
AND THAT'S THE STORY
OF WHAT'S HAPPENED
809
00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:18,403
HERE THIS EVENING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
810
00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:21,572
AND NOW,
SINCE IT'S A BEAUTY CONTEST
THAT YOU'VE COME TO SEE,
811
00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:23,574
I THINK IT'S TIME
THAT YOU GET TO LOOK
812
00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:25,776
AT THE ONE AND ONLY
WINNER POSSIBLE.
813
00:47:25,776 --> 00:47:27,578
HERE SHE IS:
814
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:33,718
WONDER WOMAN!
815
00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:37,322
* HERE'S YOUR DREAM GIRL
816
00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:39,590
* SHE'S QUITE A PEARL
817
00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:44,529
* CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL
818
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,965
* AN ALL-AMERICAN GIRL
819
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,236
* NOW THAT WE PICKED ONE
820
00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:55,506
* THIS BEAUTIFUL MISS
JUST CAN'T MISS *
821
00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:58,276
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED
TO DIANA, STEVE.
822
00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,477
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
IN THE CONTEST.
823
00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,246
IT'S SIMPLE, ETTA.
824
00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:04,449
WHEN SHE FOUND OUT
SHE'D HAVE TO SHARE
THE STAGE WITH WONDER WOMAN,
825
00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:06,417
THE POOR KID PROBABLY
THREW IN THE SPONGE.
826
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:07,986
YEAH, BUT WHAT WOMAN
WOULDN'T?
827
00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,390
WONDER WOMAN IS
JUST TOO MUCH.
828
00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:22,733
YES, GEN. BLANKENSHIP.
829
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:24,735
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
830
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,072
THANK YOU, SIR.
GOODBYE.
831
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,209
MONTY BURNS
AND HIS ENTIRE RING
832
00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:33,244
HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED
IN WASHINGTON.
833
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,081
THE RADAR SCANNER'S ALREADY
A SMASHING SUCCESS
834
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:37,848
AND GEN. EISENHOWER
HAS NOMINATED
835
00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:40,986
WONDER WOMAN
FOR A SPECIAL CITATION.
836
00:48:40,986 --> 00:48:42,853
WHAT ABOUT LOLA FLYNN?
837
00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,689
I FEEL RATHER SORRY
FOR HER.
838
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,558
HER COOPERATION
IS BEING CONSIDERED
IN HER FAVOR.
839
00:48:47,558 --> 00:48:51,162
BUT ESPIONAGE DURING WARTIME
IS STILL A VERY
SERIOUS OFFENCE.
840
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:53,164
BUT JACK WOOD'S TRYING
TO GET HER LENIENCY.
841
00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:54,699
HE'S A HARD MAN
TO SAY NO TO.
842
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,601
WELL, I'M GLAD.
843
00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:59,537
NOW, I'VE GOT TO FINISH
THESE REQUISITION FORMS
YOU REQUESTED.
844
00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,172
WE'RE RUNNING LOW
ON GRAPH PAPER.
845
00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:02,707
GRAPH PAPER?
846
00:49:02,707 --> 00:49:05,510
IS THAT ALL YOU
CAN THINK OF AFTER ALL
THAT'S HAPPENED?
847
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:09,680
BEING IN A BEAUTY CONTEST
AND MEETING JACK WOOD
IN PERSON?
848
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,550
AND THE AMBUSH
OF GEN. EISENHOWER,
AND WONDER WOMAN AND--
849
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,886
IT'S NO USE, ETTA.
OUR DIANA IS
STRICTLY BUSINESS.
850
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:17,588
BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
851
00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:19,590
SHE'LL GET TIRED
OF MISSING ALL THE FUN.
852
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:22,593
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
I'D LOVE TO BE AROUND.
853
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:34,772
YOU WILL BE, MAJOR.
THAT'S A PROMISE.
854
00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:36,841
* WONDER WOMAN
855
00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:39,610
* WONDER WOMAN
856
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:43,981
* ALL THE WORLD
IS WAITING FOR YOU *
857
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:48,053
* AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS
858
00:49:48,053 --> 00:49:50,121
* IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS
859
00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,257
* FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS
860
00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:59,330
* AND THE OLD RED,
WHITE AND BLUE *
861
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:03,334
* WONDER WOMAN
862
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:07,538
* ALL OUR HOPES
ARE PINNED UPON YOU *
863
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:10,375
* AND THE MAGIC THAT YOU DO
864
00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,811
* STOP A BULLET COLD
865
00:50:13,811 --> 00:50:15,813
* MAKE THE AXIS FOLD
866
00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:17,515
* CHANGE THEIR MINDS
867
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:20,618
* AND CHANGE THE WORLD
868
00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:23,020
* YOU'RE A WONDER,
WONDER WOMAN *
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