All language subtitles for What I Like About You s02e16 Lunar Eclipse of the Heart.eng

Look at us -- standing around
like a bunch of farm animals.

Why don't we ever sit down
to eat breakfast?

'Cause it makes
your ass big.

Yeah, when you sit,
the food goes down,

it gets stuck
in your cheeks.

Okay, I'm done.

"Dear Vince" --

- Oh, here we go.
- Okay.

"Dear Vince,

"I just want to let you know
that I feel

"we're in
a very good place now.

"I know that we had
very strong feelings

"for each other, but I have been
able to put that aside.

"I am virtually over it.

"And now we can get on
with the business

"of being friends.

Respectfully,
Holly Anne Tyler."

I love it.
What do you guys think?

- Never work.
- Sick.

You all disgust me.

This letter
is from my heart.

I am speaking
from my soul's core.

Yeah, that's exactly
where the food gets stuck.

Holly, people only
write people letters

to tell them they're over them
when they're not over them.

You know what this is,
don't you?

It's a desperate attempt
to make contact with Vince,

and he's going
to see right through you.

Well, I don't know
if he's as smart as you.

Okay, listen to me.

The best way
to get over somebody

is to just
get over them, okay?

Go out, have fun,
meet new boys, stay a virgin.

I could not agree more
with 75% of what she just said.

Okay, we've got
to get going.

Where are you going?

We have a meeting
with New York City Recycling.

All right. You haven't
had a new client in...

2 months, 17 days,
and we don't have one yet.

How can you
be so negative

when Jupiter is
in your 10th house?

Everyone knows
that's good for business.

It better be,
or else my 11th house

is going to be
a cardboard box.

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

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Hey, hey,
my dressing room --

I'm locked out of it.
Go open it for me.

What's the magic word?

Manager!

Shut up, girl.

Don't worry about these.
I'll get them.

Oh, actually,
it's my fault.

I work here.

Oh. Then stop stacking them
so high and wobbly.

I bet your boyfriend
would love this on you.

Oh, I don't
have a boyfriend.

Do you want one?

Are you selling them?

Gary, where are
those tops I wanted?

Ow!

I'm Greg.

Hi, I'm Holly.

Damn, I wish you were here
a month ago.

- Why?
- 'Cause then I would have met you sooner.

Okay, look,
there's an explanation for that.

My brother told me
that line was gold,

and I don't know why
I would listen to him,

because he's 12.

What's she doing?

Thanks.

I didn't like anything.

So you find something?

Yep, another way
to piss Gary off.

Hey, what was that
all about?

- Why are you talking to Greg?
- He asked me out.

Oh, you got a date?
That is fantastic.

Which one's Greg?

Oh, he's cute.

No, no, no. You can't
go on a date with him.

- Why not?
- He's the manager.

Oh, you're right. People
will think I'm a gold digger.

Look, Holly,
I love my job, okay?

It's the best job
I've ever had.

I make great money,
and I meet a lot of women.

Do you understand?
Money. Women.

What's your point?

Well, let's just say
you go out with Greg

and he has a bad time.

Now, who do you think he's going
to take that out on?

Gary, calm down.
I want to go out on this date.

I need to go out
on this date.

Henry is moving on.

Vince is moving on,
and on, and on...

What about Gary's needs?

Don't you think you're being
a little selfish here?

I mean, Holly's finally
starting to date again,

- and I think --
- Money. Women.

Listen, if you're really
and truly worried about it,

then I won't go.

Thank you.

So what time
is he picking you up?

7:00.

Hey. How was the meeting?

You should have
seen your sister.

She was on fire.

Yeah. I was
off the heezy, yo.

I had a pretty good day, too.
I have a date.

- Ooh, with Vince?
- No, but way to bring me down.

It's with Gary's manager.
We're going to dinner tonight.

There. See?
What did I tell you?

I know. I did exactly
what you said.

I went out, I had fun,
I met a new guy,

and I didn't
stay a virgin.

No, I said
stay a virgin.

[ gasps ] Oopsie.

Ooh, look,
we have messages.

It's the recycle people.
I know it.

They're hiring us.

Get ready.
Remember this day.

This is the day
our little mom-and-pop operation

becomes a ruthless
multinational thingy.

[ Woman ]: Hi, this message
is for Valerie Tyler.

I'm calling from Stellar
and McQueen Public Relations

to confirm
your job interview.

Please call us --

Stupid telemarketers.

You're looking for a job?

And you didn't tell me?

Okay, now, guys,

just don't jump
to conclusions, okay?

It's not what you think.

I'm not going
on a job interview.

No, see, there's
this job interview,

and, um,
I'm going on it.

Why?

Why? Because that's
how they'll know

if they want
to hire me or not.

So you were just going
to desert me.

No, unh-unh, no.

If by some chance
I did get this job,

then I was going to talk
to them about you, too.

Oh, were you?

Yeah, I was.

Great.
Well, thanks, sister,

but I don't need
your charity.

I don't need
anything from you.

Lauren, I'm sure
Val was --

No, please, okay?
Don't say another word.

She and I are finished.

Yeah, I don't need to work
with a secretive,

backstabbing, icky lady.

I'll just go find
another job.

Lauren, aren't you acting
a little --

No. No. I'm going to start
my own public relations company,

and it will be
bigger and better

than anything
you've ever dreamed of.

So if you will
excuse me,

I am going to go research
just exactly what it is we do.

[ sighs ]

I saw you look
at your watch.

So?

That's rude.

Well, I'm bored.

What, you don't think
I'm bored?

You don't think I'm dying
to look at my watch?

I want Holly to come back from
her date just as bad as you,

but you don't see me going
around looking at my watch,

but I guess we was just
raised different.

Hey, guys.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hi, order for Val Tyler.

Lauren?

That's Tyler with a "t"
as in traitor?

Yes, here is your
fell-on-the-floor tuna melt

with a side of loogie slaw.

Will you be needing
any ketchup?

All right,
until Holly gets here,

we may as well have a chat.

We've never had a civil
conversation with each other.

This is a good test.

You mean really talk?

Yeah, tell me
about yourself.

Tell me something
I don't know.

I've had thoughts
of making out with you.

Ooh! Holly!

Thanks, bro.

Greg, Holly,
hey, how's it going?

How's it going?
Ha ha ha.

Is he happy? Having fun yet?
Is my job safe? Tina's weird.

Look at the two of you
together,

looking like
two little turtledoves.

You know, Holly is such
a nice girl.

She's always spoken
so highly of you.

Aw. Yeah, well, we had
a really great time.

Greg's really into astronomy.

He knows all
of the constellations.

I had no idea how into it
he was when he asked me out.

No idea.

Astronomy, huh?

That's fascinating.

I mean, you know, Holly has
spoken so highly of astronomy.

Hey, tomorrow night, there's
going to be a lunar eclipse.

Get out!

You know, Holly said
she had a terrace.

I was trying to talk her
into watching it at her place.

You guys should come, too.

Well, you know, I would love to,
but unfortunately,

you have me scheduled
to work tomorrow night.

Gary, don't worry about it.
I think I can pull

a few strings.

That's right. Ha ha!
You can pull some strings.

Because you're my boss.
And you control my destiny,

just in case anyone here at
this table has forgotten that.

Well, I'm gonna have
to ask my sister,

because she's kind of weird
about people on our terrace

looking at eclipses.

Oh, that's cool.
Excuse me for a second?

Oh, my God!

I am so sorry.
You poor thing.

It's worse than you think.
Have you ever been on a date

with a star freak
on a very clear night?

Do you have any idea how many
constellations there are?

Gary, I'm sorry. I don't want
to cause trouble for you

at work, but there's, like,
no connection.

No, no, no. Can't you just hang
in there for two more months?

I need Presidents' Day
weekend off for a ski trip.

Okay, here's what I'll do
for you.

I will stay with him
until...

he comes back
from the bathroom.

Oh, come on,
you're my friend.

I am, and I would
do anything for you,

but this is not going
to happen.

I mean, I really don't care
if the sun is a "star"

and he so, so does.

Well, I'm not letting
the two of you out of my sight.

You can't break up with him
in front of people.

Gary, I would break up with him
in front of his entire family

at his beloved
nana's funeral.

I don't like him.

Oh, hey,
before you sit down,

you and I need to take
a little walk.

- Hey.
- Vince, oh.

- How you doing?
- Hey.

I'm on an awesome date!

[ Holly ]: [ phony laughter ]

It was crazy! It was like
I was looking at sweaters,

and then I knocked some over,
and then Greg picked 'em up!

It was like a movie.

That's great.
Good for you.

Yeah. Fate was kind
to us.

That is such a cute story.
Should we tell them

what happened
the first night we met?

No...no, no, no.

All right, guys,
we're gonna get going.

It was good to meet you, Greg.
This was cool.

We should...
hang out sometime.

Uh, I'm having a party
at my house tomorrow night

to celebrate the lunar eclipse.
You guys should come.

I don't know...

Oh, come on. Eclipse,
total, no moon, pure dark.

You guys should come.
It's gonna rock.

Ooh...you and me,
outdoors, dark...

I like the sound
of that.

Oh, well, we have lots
of lights, too --

very bright lights --
you can see us from space.

It's true.

They have satellites

that can read your
license plate from space.

Isn't he smart?

Yeah. It sounds cool.
We'll be there.

It was nice
to meet you guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

I can't wait for you
to see the lunar penumbra.

What?

Hi.

Oh, thank God
you're finally home.

The recycle people
left you a message.

- They want to hire you.
- What?

Come listen, come listen!

Val, do you know
what this means?

I can't believe it.

Why? Lauren said
you were great.

They loved you.
You were on fire.

No, I just got back
from my interview

at Stellar and McQueen,
and they offered me the job

right on the spot.

Oh, well, now you don't
have to take it.

I mean, you said this account
would be the best thing ever.

Yeah, but so is this job.

Yeah, but you'd still be
working for somebody else.

Holly,

they had so much
Sweet'n'Low.

And -- and boxes and boxes
of Zone bars.

Yeah, if there was something
you want and you don't see it,

then they have it
in "the back."

So you're going
to quit your own business

for Zone bars
and a sugar substitute?

I don't know.

I mean, when I went
to that office today,

there were elevators and people
and life and noise and --

What do you think
I should do?

[ imitating Val ]
I don't know.

It's just when I got up
this morning

and I got dressed
and I went to that office,

the atmosphere just seemed
to fit, you know?

I just felt...safe.

You haven't been
feeling safe?

Actually, no.

I've been feeling
kind of scared.

Oh, come on, why?

I worry, you know?

I worry about you,
I worry about Lauren.

Well, stop. Stop worrying
about everybody else,

and make this decision
for you.

Really?

Really.

Oh, thank you.
You are the best.

What the hell is that?

My date's telescope.

I'm throwing
an eclipse party tonight.

You're throwing a party?

Don't you think
you should've told me?

Probably shoulda.

I don't see what's so exciting
about an eclipse.

I mean, if you don't want
to see the moon,

don't look at it.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I've been ignoring Vince
all night.

Look at him.
It's driving him crazy.

Yeah, it's killing him.

All right, get ready,

because I'm about
to kick it up a notch.

- Good luck.
- Thanks.

Hey!

Want to look
through the telescope?

The penumbra
is impressive.

That's all right.

'Cause I'd rather
look at you.

[ clears throat ]

Hey, I bet we could get
a better look from up here.

No. Actually, this --

Move it!

[ stomps ]

That's better.

[ clears throat ]

Now, tell me about
that penumbra thing again.

Well, a penumbra...

Mm-hmm?

That's this area
of partial illumination.

Ooh, illumination!

Pernumber.

I'm really, really glad
I met you.

Yeah, I'm glad
I met you, too.

I can't even believe
this is happening.

This is one of the most
awesome nights of my life.

I can't do this.

What?

Come here.

I'm so sorry.

I'm a horrible,
horrible person,

and you're so sweet,

but I like that guy
out there,

and I was just --

- I know.
- You know what?

You're in love
with that guy.

I knew as soon as I saw you
looking at him at the diner.

- But I was just --
- Using me.

I know. It's okay.
I was using you, too.

When I found out you had
this awesome terrace,

all I could think about
was how perfect

the lunar view would be.

And plus, you were like
kissing me and stuff.

It was a win-win.

Wow, I'm really glad
to hear that,

because
I was feeling awful.

No problem.

Hmm.

Seriously, if I wasn't
madly in love with that guy,

I would totally
hang out with you.

Yeah.

Listen, I've been waiting
4 1/2 years for this eclipse,

so...unless you want
to make out some more --

No. Go ahead.

So, what's going on
with Greg?

Did you come on too strong?
Am I fired?

Well, you know,
it doesn't matter.

Who cares about money
and women anyway, huh?

Hey, look at the moon.
It's kind of cool.

Yeah, it is.

Maybe it would be better
if you looked at that.

Hey.

It's cool, huh?

We're not gonna go blind
looking at that, are we?

That's a sun eclipse,
dumb-ass.

So, that was an interesting
little conversation we had

at the diner last night.

Was it?
I don't remember.

It's all a blank.
You're weird.

Dude, relax.

I was just
yanking your chain

about the whole
making out stuff.

Give me a break.

I knew that.
You know what I'm saying?

I'm not trippin'.

I am never, ever, ever having
an eclipse party again.

I don't know. That Greg guy
was kind of cute.

Yeah, well, I'm glad
you think that,

because with the lunar view from
our terrace, he may never leave.

Oh.

Oh, good.
I was just coming to --

Hello, Holly Anne.

I see you're
with your guardian.

I'm just gonna wait
inside.

Do you have a second?

Holly, I --

How are you? Aw...
Hey.

Okay.

Okay, come here.
Aw...

It's so good to see you.

So good.

You too.
Um, here, sit down.

Okay.

Man, feels like I haven't
seen you in forever.

How've you been?
You look great.

Thanks.
Yeah, so do you.

Wait, what's the matter?

Nothing. I'm fine.

Holly, come on.

No, seriously, I'm fine.

Okay.

So, what's going on
with you?

Um, how are things
with Vince?

Oh, God, he's, um...

hey, can we talk
about this yet?

I mean, are we friendly
enough?

I don't know.
Let's see.

[ clears throat ]
How's Vince?

Stupid.

Yes, we can do this.

I don't know if anything's gonna
happen with me and Vince.

Why? What happened?

Well, he's got a lot
of girlfriends,

and even if we did
eventually...you know,

I don't know if he knows
how to have a relationship.

Well, maybe if the right
person comes along,

he'll, uh...oh.

Hey.

Oh. Kate.

Yeah, she had
a late class.

- Hi, Holly.
- Hey.

Hi.

Um...

oh, you may kiss.

Hey, so did you guys see
the lunar eclipse tonight?

Oh, yeah, the pernundrum
was very impressive.

Oh, um, I'm sorry.

I would have ordered you
something,

- but I didn't know --
- Oh...

Kate, I, uh...

I stole these
from across the street.

I know how you hate
that refined white sugar.

That is so sweet.

Well, you know...

I do my best.

Okay, I wasn't really
that mad

that you were looking
for another job.

I was mostly mad
because you were feeling

all this pressure
and you didn't tell me.

You know, maybe I could have
done something to help.

I guess I didn't think I was
even gonna get that job,

so I figured,
what was the point

of upsetting everybody?

Well, whatever you decide,
just know

that I will be totally
okay with it.

I'm not taking that job.

Oh, thank God.

I was ready to kill myself.

So, we're open
for business tomorrow

if you want to come back.

Of course
I want to come back,

but do you swear that this is
what you want to do?

Positive.

When I was talking
to the head of the company,

I was telling her
how I was trying

to start my own business,
and get this --

she was jealous of me.

Why, was she butt-ugly?

No. She told me the most
exciting time in her life

was when she was trying
to get her business

off the ground.

She said she almost quit
a million times,

but when she finally made it,
it was so worth it.

I want what she has --

minus the three divorces
and the lesbian rebound.

Hey. So, what's up?

Lauren, you coming back
to work for Val?

Actually, I'm thinking about
keeping both jobs.

You know me.

I got to keep
my plate full.

I am a big-time
overachiever!

Lauren,
Jesse's husband called.

She just went into labor.
Can you cover her shift?

No can do.

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