All language subtitles for What I Like About You s02e13 The Hospital.eng

Okay, are you sure

the messenger place
is sending Vince?

Oh, yeah. I told them
Holly hasn't seen Vince

since Vince found out
Holly loves him,

and now she's desperate to know
how he feels about her,

so they just have to
send Vince.

Lauren made a funny.

Don't you think
this seems a little desperate,

sending a fake package
just so I can see Vince?

- Do you want to know how Vince feels about you?
- Yeah.

So when he comes
to the door, we'll know.

How will you know?

Oh, by the smell.

I can smell
love in the air.

I've only been wrong once,

and that was
right after my 16th birthday,

when I had a nose --
accident.

You guys,
the most disgusting thing

just happened to me
on the subway.

What?

A man showed it to me.

Showed you what?
I...I don't get it.

You think
I am such a prude.

He showed me
his doodle.

There, are you happy?

What is this?

Speedy Courier?
Lauren, I told you,

we can't afford
to messenger packages anymore.

- It's my package.
- Yours?

Yeah, okay?
It's a fake package,

and we're sending a fake package
to get Vince to come over, okay?

Go ahead --
yell at me.

Tell me I'm stupid.

Tell me that Vince
is all wrong for me.

Tell me that
this is a dumb plan,

and tell me that
I'm wasting all my time.

You know what?
Cancel everything.

The Vince plan is off.

[ knock on door ]
Oh, my God, that's Vince.

The Vince plan is back on.

Get the package,
answer the door,

and stop yelling at me.

Okay, wait.

[ blows nose ]

Okay, I'm ready now.

Oh, look -- Vince.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- How you been?
- Good. You?

- Good. Anything coming back?
- No.

- Cool. I'll see you.
- Okay.

I'm getting married.

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

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You know,
maybe it's good

if I don't have
a boyfriend right now.

I mean,
is it really healthy

to jump from one relationship
to another?

No, it's not.

And when you don't
have a boyfriend,

it gives you a lot of time
to get to know yourself.

Mm, believe me,
when I don't have a boyfriend,

I get to know myself
pretty well.

Why are you so bummed out?
Vince was clearly all over you.

Are you on crack?

Maybe this is not
such a bad thing after all.

When I was in college,

I was crazy about a guy
who was a lot like Vince.

I loved him.

So did every girl
on campus.

And he loved every girl.

I mean, he loved them.

You know what I'm saying?

He had sex with them?

I just don't want you
to get hurt.

[ telephone rings ]

Hang on.

Hello?

Yes, it is.

What? Oh, my God.
Is he okay?

Well, thanks for calling.

What? What?

That was Vince's dispatcher.
A cab just hit his bike.

Oh, my God.
Is he okay?

He's pretty banged up.
We should go.

It's all my fault.

He was delivering
my stupid fake package.

Oh, honey,
I am so sorry,

but if, God forbid,

anything should happen
to that boy,

you tell the cops

the fake package
was Tina's idea.

- Lauren.
- I cannot go back to jail.

Oh, my God.
I killed him.

I killed Vince.

Oh, no, you didn't kill him.
He waved.

Yeah, but that could be
nerve damage.

You know, when you cut a worm
in half, both ends are like...

Stop it.

Hey, I got your message.
How's he doing?

I killed him, Gary.

Or he's okay.
We're still waiting.

Oh, here comes the nurse.
Hey, how's he doing?

He's fine.
Just a couple of stitches,

and he has a concussion.

Concussion?
He has a concussion?

Oh, my God.
That's a bruised brain. Damn.

Oh, that's my boy.
That's my heart.

Are you Gary?

Why, yes. Yes, I am.
And who might you be?

The nurse.
Vince wants to see you.

By "Vince,"
do you mean you?

And by "see me,"

do you mean
you want to take me to dinner?

That sounds lovely,

and by that,
I mean ew, no.

Gary -- why did he want
to see Gary first?

No, don't start
reading things into that.

It could mean anything.

Exactly. For instance,

he might need
some help with the pee-pee.

[ sighs ]

Are you going
to be okay?

I have to get back home

and fax something
by the end of the day.

Yeah, go ahead.

You know,
I better go with her.

[ whispers ] Sick people
make me want to vomit.

Oh, hello.

You girls are here
for Vince, right?

Yeah, but I'm not
dating him.

Yeah, is he okay?

Yeah, yeah, he's fine,

but we do need to keep him
in the hospital overnight.

Because of the concussion,
he needs to stay awake.

But it certainly looks

like he has enough
friends around to help out.

Okay, Val,
you better get going now.

Huh?

Fax. Faxola. Fax-o-rama.
Just the fax, ma'am.

Right.

You know,
I've been thinking --

I really want to give you
more responsibility

with the company,
so you go fax.

Well, actually, uh,

I broke the fax machine
this afternoon

when I dropped
the fake package on it,

so I think I'll stay.

I thought you said sick people
made you want to vomit.

No, I love them.

[ retches ] Ooh.

Ugh.

Ooh.

So I walked outside
the club with her, okay?

'Cause it was all loud inside
with the music and everything.

And then they were playing,
like, this song

that was like "bang, bang,
bang-bang-bang-bang-bang" --

Gary, Gary.

I know you're supposed to
keep me awake,

but concussion.

Oh, sorry, dude.

Look, I...I got
to talk to you.

Sure. What's up?

I kind of need
your help with something.

Aw, damn.
You got to pee?

It's about Holly,
and it's kind of --

you can't
say anything, okay?

No, no, no.

Dude, listen.
You can't tell me.

I got
into too much trouble

from knowing too much stuff
about too many things --

Holly's feelings,
Henry's feelings.

Look, just tell me
what it was like

being hit by a car.

I've always wondered
what it'd be like

being hit by a car.

All right.

I picked up the package,
I got hit by the cab,

and the last thing I saw
before the lights went out

was Holly's face.

No. No, no, no, no.

That was a Holly story.
That was about Holly.

I definitely think
it means something,

because even before
the accident,

I started
to have these feelings.

Feelings.
Now you got feelings.

I told you --
no feelings.

Take it easy.

I can't do anything
about it anyway

because I told Henry
I wouldn't go there.

Can I?

Okay, look -- I'm going
to say this one last time,

and then we're never going
to talk about it again, okay?

You told Henry
you wouldn't go there.

Maybe you shouldn't
go there, man.

Yeah. Look, I...I know
you're right.

Besides, so what
if I saw her face?

It doesn't mean anything.

I also saw
my baseball glove,

my gross Uncle Ruben,
and an unfamiliar cat.

But then again, man --

No, no.

Don't you need help peeing
or something? Please.

Maybe I should just let Holly
make her own mistakes, you know?

I mean, I went through it,
and I turned out okay.

Let me
just tell you something.

I wish I had a sister
as wonderful --

Hi, Dr. Turner.

Hi, Dr. Turner.

Hi more, Dr. Turner.

You girls are
still here, huh?

Yeah, actually,
we were about to leave,

but then I saw you
talking to that patient,

and I became
very concerned.

I was more concerned.

Oh, well,
you don't have to worry.

He's just having
a very small procedure.

Well, what kind
of procedure?

Oh, well, that guy has
a sebaceous cyst on his back

that has begun to leak.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Leakin'.

Yeah, yeah, you see, there's
this sac that fills up with pus,

and I have to drain it and...

pull that sac out.

[ gags ]

Uh-huh.

Um, excuse me.

Lauren, you going
to be okay over there?

I know how the doctor stuff
makes you ill.

The toughest part
is the smell.

[ groans ]

Dude.

You're supposed to be
keeping me awake.

[ knock on door ]

Hey.

Hey.

- How are you feeling?
- A little better.

Good.

I bought you some stuff
from the gift shop.

I got you a toothbrush,
some film,

and a little
personalized license plate.

"Mike"?

Oh, all the good stuff
was gone.

Apparently, there was
a big bus accident.

Ahem.

- Listen, I have something to tell you.
- Okay.

Um...

The package
that you picked up --

it was a fake,

and I feel sick about it,
because if it weren't for m --

Tina, then...

you wouldn't be here.

Tina.

Yeah, well,
the truth is,

I hadn't seen you

since the whole thing
with Henry happened,

and I just wanted to make sure
that we're still...

friends.

Friends.

Hell yeah.

Ha.

We're great friends.
Yeah.

Okay, good.
Just, you know,

'cause I didn't want
to lose you...

as a friend.

No way.

Never happen.

Okay, well, good.
I'm going to get going.

Uh, is there anything else
that you need?

Well, Gary took my pillow.

Oh, yeah.

Great. That's perfect.

My hand is stuck.

Oh, my God.

That was...

bad. That was really bad.

Well, you took me
by surprise.

Usually my lips
are way looser.

No, no.

That was great.
That was fantastic.

But Henry.

Henry?

What about Henry?

After you and Henry
broke up,

I told him I would
never go there with you.

Yeah, well, you know,

I can see
how that would be hard.

But I did get
whacked in the head today,

so maybe I don't remember
telling him that.

I got to talk to him.

No, I don't know.

No, Henry's a friend,

but I got hit
by a cab today,

and I could have died.

I never would have gotten
to kiss you.

Twice.

[ yawns ]

Holly. When did you --

Did I fall asleep?

Oh, I must have been
fast asleep.

I was so asleep,
I had a dream I was sleeping.

I didn't hear nothing.

You're only supposed to have
one visitor at a time.

You stay.

I had a dream about you.

Ooh.

You know, I've just been
reflecting on my life,

and I realize
that I have nothing.

You have brains
and beauty.

You know, why shouldn't you
have a doctor boyfriend, too?

That way, it's even.

You have everything,
and I have nothing.

Okay.

Yeah, you should get going.
Nobody likes a sad sack.

I want a doctor.

I've wanted one
since I was a little girl.

Lauren, that is
so shallow.

Oh, and you don't
want a doctor?

I don't care
what the man does.

I am attracted to him
for his warm smile

and gentle sense of humor.

Mm-hmm. Which part
did you find more amusing,

the pus sac
or the leakage?

All of it.

The whole stinking mess
was just hilarious.

All right, you know what?
That's it.

I am pulling out
the big guns.

I'm heading
to the ladies',

and I'm going
to pretty myself up.

Oh.

[ gags ]

Oh, my God, Val!
[ squeals ]

What, what, what?

You're not going
to believe what happened.

- Is Vince okay?
- Yes, he's unbelievable.

We kissed. My hand
got stuck under his pillow,

we locked eyes,
and then bam -- it happened.

Huh.

Oh, God,
what have you done?

What --
what do you mean?

What do you mean,
what have I done?

I kissed Vince,

and it was unbelievable.
It was fantastic.

It was perfect, and it was
exactly the way I imagined it,

except for the fact

that we were in a hospital
and not Paris,

but other than that, whoo!

I know you're not
going to like this,

but I'm really worried

about this thing
with you and Vince.

Why do you hate
happy Holly?

I don't.

I want you to be happy,
okay? I just -- I know --

You know, stop it.

I think I know him
better than you,

and the way
that he kissed me,

and the way
that he looked at me,

I know that he feels
the same way about me,

and if you
would have been there,

you would have known.
It would have been weird,

but at least
you would have known.

Holly --

[ laughing ]

Let me help you out.

I'm not listening
to what you say anyway.

Thank you.

Henry.

Hey, man.
W-what are you --

I heard about Vince.

What'd you hear?

'Cause I didn't hear
anything -- nothing.

Where is he?
I want to talk to him.

Talk to him?

Well, after the whole thing
with Holly,

I...I thought you'd want
to stay away from the guy.

No, man, you know...

I've been doing a lot
of thinking about it, and...

it wasn't his fault

that Holly had feelings
for him.

And when
that whole thing happened,

he even told me that
he would stay away from her.

Yeah, well,
what's so hard about that?

I mean,
he doesn't like her.

I've seen
no evidence of it.

I'm just saying that,
you know, he's a stand-up guy,

and just between
you and me,

I'm glad that he did,
because, uh...

I still got feelings
for her.

Feelings.
More feelings.

So where is he? In here?

Uh, yeah,
but, you know,

he's only allowed
one visitor at a time,

and I'm in there.

Oh, no.

Oh, God. Did he die?

Oh, please, lord.

They needed another x-ray.

He'll be back
in a couple of minutes.

Oh, okay, well, listen,

there was a girl hanging out
and holding him, right?

- Did you see her?
- Cafeteria.

Thank you. You're hot.

Hey, Henry,
by any chance,

do you have
a "Sports Illustrated" on you?

- Which week?
- Any week.

- No.
- Damn.

You know what? Vince really
wants that real bad,

and I got
everything but that,

but I got to go
down to the cafeteria

and get him some
chili cheese fries, so --

Oh, yeah, I'm on it.

All right.
Ha ha ha ha.

[ all laughing ]

Oh, my God,
are you serious?

They were taking the placebo,
and they had no idea.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha, you sure
tricked them.

Ha ha. Oh, man,
it was beautiful.

Oh, if you like that,

I got to tell you
about this time in med school

when I put a cornea
in my roommate's martini.

"What -- aah!"

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, my God,
I was a nut.

[ pager beeps ]

Oh, hey, what's that?
Is that a Code Blue?

Mm...

too late for a Code Blue.

I lost this one.

- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.

Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.

Oh, that bit
never gets old.

Ha ha ha ha.

I told you
Vince loves you.

I am so good at this.
I always know who loves who.

So how'd he kiss?

I know it was good.
I always know who kisses good.

Oh, my God.
It was amazing.

I saw everything --
everything.

I know you kissed Vince,
I know he likes you,

I know he promised Henry
he wouldn't go there,

but now he wants
to go there,

and he's about to tell Henry,
but he can't.

Okay, what are you
talking about?

Henry is not over you.
If he finds out

you and Vince want to hook up,
it'll kill him.

You can't do this to the guy.
He's not ready.

Okay, okay, calm down.
Nothing's happened.

Vince hasn't talked
to Henry.

Henry is here.

What?

Look, he came
to see Vince,

but Vince had to go
and get an x-ray,

so we bought
a little time.

[ gasps ] What if
Vince tells him?

Ooh, I didn't
think of that.

Why do you think I've been
running around this hospital

like a chicken
with my head cut off?

Okay, come on.
Let's go.

Y'all go ahead.
I'm tired.

Come on.

Hey, remember back when
I was going

to fight you
for Dr. Turner?

Well, your friendship
means too much to me.

I love you, Valerie.

He nauseates me.

I know.

I timed that placebo story.

It was eight minutes
with no payoff.

Well, it was better

than the perforated bowel
on the subway story.

You know, why does everybody
want to date a doctor?

I don't know.
I'm cured of that.

- Me too.
- Yeah.

Hey, uh, Lauren, I get off
in about a half an hour.

I was wondering if you'd like
to join me for dinner.

I would be honored, Doctor.

Okay, I am going
to go to the room

and see if Vince is back,

and you keep an eye out
for Henry, okay?

I see him.

Hey.

Hi.

So you saw Vince, huh?

Yeah, we, uh,
had a little talk.

You talked?

You know
he has a concussion,

and he's been
talking crazy.

I mean, I was in there earlier,

and he thought
I was Morgan Freeman.

Well, uh,
he seemed pretty clear to me.

Henry, I am so sorry.

About what?

Well, I should have
told you.

I shouldn't have
let Vince tell you.

At least
I should have been there.

Tell me what?

What?

Vince tell me what?

Vince? What are you
talking about? Are you okay?

I've got to go.

Uh, Gary,
I'll see you later?

- I'll call you.
- All right.

Henry.

It was nice
seeing you again.

You off?

Yep.

Dinner?

Nope.

Breakfast it is.

[ knock on door ]

Hey.

Hey.

I just saw Henry.

I know you didn't
say anything to him.

I couldn't.

No, I'm glad. I mean,
I've hurt him enough already.

The last thing
I want to do is --

Me too. I mean,
Henry's a good guy,

and he's
so not over you.

Mm.

I can't really blame him.

But...

Yeah, but.

Well, maybe after some time.

Yeah. Time.

You think
it's been enough time?

Hey. What are you
still doing here?

I had a weird feeling
you might need me.

How's Vince?

I think you're going
to be very happy.

Nothing's going
to happen with us --

at least
not for a while.

Why?

Because he's
a really, really good guy,

and neither one of us
wants to hurt Henry.

So what are you
going to do?

I don't know. I guess
just keep being friends,

and then --

And that is when you
break out the colostomy bag.

Okay, um,

what do you do
for your patients

who are, like,
so ready to vomit?

Ooh, that reminds me.

I got to go check on a patient
who's been coughing up

massive amounts
of yellow phlegm.

Okay, sweetie. Can we just
save that for dinner tonight?

You got it.

Okay. Ha ha.

Hey, Holly,
I got me a doctor.

Ooh.

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