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World War II was a conflict
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between two coalitions
of states.
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Who was in the axis powers?
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Germany, Japan, uh...
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Rhymes with "Bitaly."
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Italy!
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Yes! You are a genius!
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You know, Henry, if, um,
two people are dating,
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and one of them
does something great,
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like knows that "Italy"
rhymes with "Bitaly,"
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it's okay to kiss them.
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But I want you to realize
that I understand
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no means no.
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Is anyone here
saying no?
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No. Uh, that one
doesn't count.
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Okay, how about
we try it again?
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All right, okay,
you ask me a question,
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and if I get it right,
then someone
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will congratulate
the other one
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somewhere.
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Okay.
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In 1942,
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what was 3 plus 3?
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It was so 6!
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Yes!
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[ knock on door ]
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Aah!
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Hey. You're home.
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Yeah. You too.
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Yeah.
Everything okay?
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Yeah.
We were just studying.
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And respecting each other.
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I'll call you.
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Okay. Thank you
for everything.
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You're welcome.
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See you.
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Ahem.
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What?
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I have to go
to a meeting,
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but maybe you and I
should have dinner tonight.
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No, I'm supposed
to meet Henry.
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No, I think we need
to talk.
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About what?
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You, Henry, having
your door removed.
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Uh-huh ♪
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♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ You really know
how to dance ♪
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♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪
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♪ Talk about true romance ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪
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♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
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♪ What I like ♪
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♪ That's what I like
about you ♪
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♪ What I like ♪
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♪ That's what I like
about you ♪
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♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ That's what I like
about you ♪
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♪ What I like about you ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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[ knock on door ]
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Hey!
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Hey. You are never
gonna guess
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what's playing tonight
at the Rialto.
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What?
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"Snake
in the Eagle's Shadow."
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Jackie Chan.
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- Whaa!
- Whaa!
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Whaa! Whaa! Whaa!
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Aah!
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- So you're coming with me, right?
- No, I can't.
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I promised Henry I'd see it
with him this weekend.
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What?
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Well, you can come
with us.
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Well, I don't want
to come with you.
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I want it to be
just you and me.
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Come on, Holly, ever since
I started going out with Jill,
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and you started going out
with Henry,
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we never see each other
anymore.
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- That's not true.
- It is true.
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It's like we're not
even friends these days.
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I'm sorry.
You're right.
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I mean, I want
to hang out with you.
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I just can't do it tonight.
I'm having dinner with Val.
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I think she wants to have
a sex talk.
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Ooh, about what?
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Sex!
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Well, why don't you guys
come down to the restaurant?
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I get off at 8:00.
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We can do the movie thing
after.
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I can't bring Val
to the restaurant
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with Jeff there.
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Don't worry about it.
He's off tonight.
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Actually, afterwards
I'm supposed to meet Henry.
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Well, can't you call him
and tell him
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you can't make it tonight?
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He'll understand.
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Come on, I'm not going out
with Jill.
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Okay, yeah.
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Definitely.
I'll call him.
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Great.
See you tonight.
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Okay.
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Hey, could you do me
a favor?
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While I'm having dinner
with Val,
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can you crank
the music way up?
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Why?
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Maybe it'll block out
the sound
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of Val saying
the word "pubis."
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So...
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So?
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I like the way
they melt the fudge.
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Yeah, me too.
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I like fudge.
Fudge is good.
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So, you and Henry...
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Henry likes fudge.
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Okay, then I guess this
whole ugly sex talk is over.
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Holly, sex is not ugly.
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In fact, it's beautiful
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when you're really,
truly, completely 40.
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How old were you
your first time?
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Eight...
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years older
than you are right now.
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So you were 24?
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Uh-huh.
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Ahem.
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Yeah, and I was in
a really serious
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committed relationship.
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I was very mature,
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very responsible,
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and, uh, very prepared.
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Do you know what I mean
when I say prepared?
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Waxed?
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Yes, I know
what prepared means --
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condoms, the pill,
diaphragm.
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Okay -- [ babbles ]
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um, look, Holly...
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Ahem.
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The way things are going
with you and Henry,
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eventually you're going
to start having
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certain feelings,
you know?
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Certain desires,
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certain urges.
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Strong ones.
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Stronger than my urge
to leave?
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You really have to be
emotionally ready.
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People make love
to express their deepest,
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most intimate feelings.
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Sex is not a game.
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It is a magical,
mystical...
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special connection.
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Got it.
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Can I go now?
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Almost.
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Um, look,
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the reason I wanted
to talk to you
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is this afternoon
when I came home
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and you and Henry were
alone in your bedroom...
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Yeah?
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That made me
a little uncomfortable.
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Why? We weren't
doing anything.
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I know.
I believe you. I do.
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I would just be
more comfortable
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if from now on I'm there
when you have Henry over, okay?
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Why? Don't you trust me?
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No, I do. I trust you.
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So is it Henry?
He's so respectful,
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I practically have to give him
permission to kiss me.
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I would just rather
I be there from now on, okay?
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Oh, my -- fine.
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[ Val ]: Holly --
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[ Gary ]: Where you going?
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I have to go.
I'll meet you at the movie.
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Hey, everything okay?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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Can I just get the check,
please, Gary?
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Okay.
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Um, you know what?
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I'll take care
of the check.
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You go ahead and go out
the back way.
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Yeah, yeah, go out
the back way, back way.
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What? Why?
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. He wasn't supposed
to be here tonight, I swear.
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Uh-oh, here he comes.
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You want me to tell him
we're dating?
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Uh, no.
Just do me a favor.
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Get rid of this
so he doesn't know
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I ate a whole damn
fudge cake.
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- Hi!
- Hi.
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Oh, well, it's great
to see you.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I just had dinner
with Holly.
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I finally found time.
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I've been so busy.
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Busy, busy, busy.
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So, how've you been?
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Busy.
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Busy, busy, busy.
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Speaking of busy...
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Oh, yeah. It's just
our second date.
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Ah.
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She seems nice.
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She has a nice belly.
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Nice and flat.
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Like a pancake.
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Which I'm sure
she never eats.
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Actually,
she could pretty much
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eat anything she wants
and never even --
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she's dumb.
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So, you look great.
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Thanks.
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No, really.
You look great.
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You look...also great.
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I like your hair.
It's cute.
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It's all up.
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It used to be all flat...
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like your girlfriend's
belly.
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You should probably
get back to your date.
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- What?
- Dummy.
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Oh, right.
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Well, it was really nice
to see you again.
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Yeah, you too.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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You know.
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Well, hey, if it makes you
feel any better,
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I was over there
checking out
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Jeff's date at the bar.
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Now, either she's been
drinking chocolate milk,
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or somebody's got
a little moustache.
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Unbelievable!
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I can't believe her!
I mean, like, what?
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I'm in the apartment
alone with my boyfriend.
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I can't control myself?
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"Oh, look, Henry,
no one's home. Take me."
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And I mean, Henry,
of all people?
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He is so nice
and so respectful
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and so adorable,
you know?
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Yeah.
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Look, Holly, I feel like
I owe you an apology.
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For what?
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Well, I kind of feel like
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I guilted you
into coming tonight.
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No, you didn't.
I wanted to come.
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We should definitely
make time for each other.
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Yeah, but I want you
to know that, um,
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if your phone rang
right now,
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and if it was Henry saying
that he would love to see you,
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I'd completely understand,
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just like you would
understand --
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There you are.
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Oh, my God, look at that.
There's Jill.
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Hey, babe.
Can you believe that?
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Jill's here.
Good old Jill.
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Hey.
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I'm gonna go get
something to drink.
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Oh, no, no. I'll get it.
How about you, Holly?
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You want anything?
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My treat. You can have
anything you want.
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I've got $100.
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No, no. Let me go.
I'll be right back.
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Okay, don't take too long now
with your cute self.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm a weak man.
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Unbelievable.
268
00:11:29,778 --> 00:11:31,212
Oh!
269
00:11:31,246 --> 00:11:32,846
What are you doing home?
270
00:11:32,881 --> 00:11:34,848
Is the movie over already?
What are you doing home?
271
00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:37,083
Jill showed up,
and I didn't really feel
272
00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:39,385
like sticking around,
so I left early.
273
00:11:39,419 --> 00:11:42,054
Oh, well, I'm just gonna go
finish my shower.
274
00:11:42,088 --> 00:11:44,723
That was just taking
a little break. Ha ha.
275
00:11:44,757 --> 00:11:46,758
[ shower turns off ]
276
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:50,027
The shower just shut off.
277
00:11:51,429 --> 00:11:55,198
Well, I...I guess it's taking
a little break, too.
278
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,000
[ clears throat ]
279
00:11:57,034 --> 00:12:00,069
Hey, sweetie,
do you -- oh.
280
00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:17,581
So, what's going on?
281
00:12:17,616 --> 00:12:19,747
Are you guys
getting back together?
282
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,646
Who? Oh.
283
00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:22,981
Uh, no.
284
00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:24,349
[ clears throat ]
285
00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:28,485
Huh. So you had
a special connection,
286
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,321
but you're not
in a meaningful relationship?
287
00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:32,622
I'm baffled.
288
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,326
Okay.
289
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,161
Okay then.
290
00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:41,496
I just got off the phone
with the plumber.
291
00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:44,097
He said my shower should be
fixed tomorrow by noon,
292
00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:47,100
so...Val, thanks again for
letting me use your shower --
293
00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:49,235
that being the reason
I was here.
294
00:12:52,308 --> 00:12:53,541
Good day.
295
00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:59,180
Okay, I should
explain this to you.
296
00:12:59,214 --> 00:13:02,817
Yes, please explain.
I'd love to hear it.
297
00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:05,219
What happened here
is complicated.
298
00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:06,320
Uh-huh.
299
00:13:06,354 --> 00:13:08,355
And...
300
00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:11,358
well...ahem.
301
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,129
All right.
302
00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,264
You remember
when you were 4,
303
00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:19,500
and you had that
little blanky?
304
00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:21,635
Oh, this is gonna be good.
305
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:25,706
You and blanky spent
a lot of time together.
306
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:28,875
But then it came time
for the two of you
307
00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:32,011
to go your separate ways.
308
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,047
You remember how upset
that made you?
309
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,549
Remember how you were
so upset that one night
310
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,718
that we let you and blanky
sleep together
311
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,354
one last time
to say goodbye?
312
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,891
Yeah.
313
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,927
But why did you have sex
with Jeff?
314
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,996
I don't know!
I don't know.
315
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,398
Okay, looking back,
it was probably a mistake.
316
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,833
Probably?
317
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,735
You said that sex
isn't a game.
318
00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,505
You said it was a magical
mystery tour or something,
319
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,675
and then you do this!
320
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,010
This is different, okay?
You just wouldn't understand.
321
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,912
I wouldn't understand?
No, I understand.
322
00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:09,580
Your have one set of rules
for me,
323
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,182
and another one
for yourself.
324
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,117
No, Holly, I don't.
325
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,919
Yes! I mean, I'm not allowed
to have my boyfriend
326
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,454
over here
unless you're home?
327
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:17,855
I mean, you're the one
who needs the babysitter.
328
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,857
Okay, I don't have
to listen to this.
329
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,926
I had to listen to you,
and it turns out
330
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,195
that you didn't mean
a word you said.
331
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:25,830
No, I meant every word
of it.
332
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,898
Oh, my God.
You are such a hypocrite!
333
00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:29,866
- No, I'm not!
- Yes, you are!
334
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,935
No! I just --
I said one thing,
335
00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:33,370
and I did another.
336
00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:36,874
I was being silly!
Ha ha.
337
00:14:36,908 --> 00:14:38,743
What?
338
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,811
I don't have to explain
myself to you.
339
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,613
Oh, my God!
This is such crap!
340
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,382
Holly --
341
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,050
The next time that you want
to justify your little urges,
342
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,583
you leave blanky out of it!
343
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,887
[ knock on door ]
344
00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:58,956
Hey.
345
00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,324
Hey.
346
00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:04,561
Uh, thanks for coming over.
347
00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:06,730
Yeah. Are you okay?
What's wrong?
348
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,631
Everything.
349
00:15:08,665 --> 00:15:11,598
Last night, you and me...
350
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:12,999
I thought you enjoyed that.
351
00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:14,967
I did. A lot.
352
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,603
It was like the best ever.
353
00:15:17,637 --> 00:15:20,905
Well, I did bring
my "A" game.
354
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,474
Yeah, you did.
355
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:27,244
But then Holly came home,
and...
356
00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:28,811
I am such a horrible
role model.
357
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,079
You are not.
358
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,814
You have no idea.
359
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,314
Yesterday I lectured Holly
360
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:35,315
about how you should
never have sex
361
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,483
unless you're in
a meaningful relationship,
362
00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:41,086
and then I went and...
well, you know the rest.
363
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,654
You didn't do anything
you should be ashamed of.
364
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:46,356
Well, except
for that one thing.
365
00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:47,824
What?
366
00:15:47,858 --> 00:15:50,760
Oh, that?
367
00:15:50,794 --> 00:15:52,994
Look, it's not like
I'm some guy
368
00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:55,029
you just pulled
off the street.
369
00:15:55,063 --> 00:15:57,832
I know.
370
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:00,668
But last night,
as great as it was,
371
00:16:00,702 --> 00:16:02,436
it can never happen again.
372
00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:06,673
I mean, I can't keep
giving Holly mixed messages.
373
00:16:06,707 --> 00:16:09,843
I can't keep giving myself
mixed messages.
374
00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:12,979
Your feelings about marriage
haven't changed, have they?
375
00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:15,984
No.
376
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,524
Neither have mine.
377
00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:23,362
So I guess the best thing
for us to do
378
00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:26,365
would be for us to just
not see each other anymore
379
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:30,068
until we can do it
without...doing it.
380
00:16:33,572 --> 00:16:35,706
Look, if you ever
need anything --
381
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,908
you, Holly --
382
00:16:37,942 --> 00:16:38,976
I know, I know.
383
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:40,710
Okay.
384
00:16:40,745 --> 00:16:42,546
Okay.
385
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:43,546
Bye.
386
00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:45,381
Bye.
387
00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:55,924
Since we didn't know
it was the last time,
388
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,892
do you think maybe
we could do it once more
389
00:16:57,926 --> 00:16:59,994
so our bodies could
officially say goodbye?
390
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:09,068
So then I slammed the door
all dramatic,
391
00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,070
and I haven't talked
to her since.
392
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,072
Hey, are you gonna eat
the last fry?
393
00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:14,707
Uh...no, you take it.
394
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:16,108
Oh, no, you.
395
00:17:16,143 --> 00:17:17,510
No, you.
396
00:17:17,544 --> 00:17:19,912
Okay, well, it's just
gonna sit there as a symbol
397
00:17:19,946 --> 00:17:22,848
of our consideration
for each other.
398
00:17:22,883 --> 00:17:26,452
Look, I know you're mad
at your sister,
399
00:17:26,487 --> 00:17:28,922
but Jeff and Val loved
each other for a long time,
400
00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:32,226
and feelings like that
don't just disappear over night.
401
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:40,267
Seriously...
402
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,269
I mean, I know
that if we broke up,
403
00:17:42,303 --> 00:17:44,104
how hard it would be
for me to get over
404
00:17:44,139 --> 00:17:45,606
my feelings for you.
405
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,041
Oh, that's twice tonight
406
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:48,876
you're being all wise
and stuff.
407
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:53,614
By "stuff," do you mean
crazy, sexy, cool?
408
00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:55,115
Yeah.
409
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,617
I like it when you're
all confident
410
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,051
and sure of yourself.
411
00:17:58,085 --> 00:17:59,118
It makes --
412
00:17:59,152 --> 00:18:00,619
Stop right there.
413
00:18:00,654 --> 00:18:02,655
Come with me.
414
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,057
Where are we going?
415
00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:06,559
Don't ask questions.
I'm taking charge.
416
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:09,128
Okay!
417
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,068
Okay.
418
00:18:15,102 --> 00:18:16,636
Um...
419
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:18,737
I wanted to be
alone with you.
420
00:18:18,772 --> 00:18:23,839
I know this isn't the most
romantic place, but --
421
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:28,810
but it is the place
we met.
422
00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:30,178
How am I doing?
423
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:31,746
You liking this little
take-charge thing?
424
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,080
I'm loving it.
425
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:35,648
When I first met you,
426
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,649
when I came out
of that stall
427
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,817
and saw you standing here
so angry at your sister --
428
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:44,586
God, you're angry
at your sister a lot.
429
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,354
Can we leave her
out of it?
430
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:47,824
I'm sorry.
431
00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,493
It's just
when I talk about it,
432
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:50,994
it makes me sound wise,
433
00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:52,829
and I know you like it
when I'm wise.
434
00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:55,264
I like a lot about you,
Henry.
435
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,333
And I like a lot
about you.
436
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,334
In fact,
I like you so much
437
00:18:59,368 --> 00:19:01,769
that it's been hard for me
to express myself,
438
00:19:01,804 --> 00:19:04,337
because I don't want to say
or do the wrong thing.
439
00:19:04,372 --> 00:19:06,439
I really wanted
to kiss you, you know,
440
00:19:06,473 --> 00:19:08,442
where you don't
kiss me first,
441
00:19:08,476 --> 00:19:10,344
and I kind of
surprise you.
442
00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:13,013
A really strong,
masculine, sexy,
443
00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:14,681
take-charge kind of kiss
444
00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:17,650
where I just look
into your eyes and then --
445
00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:20,386
Come on,
I wanted to do it!
446
00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:22,021
I'm sorry.
447
00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:23,856
It's just you were being
so explainy,
448
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,891
and I was standing here
for --
449
00:19:31,263 --> 00:19:33,165
I liked that.
450
00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:34,366
Me too.
451
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,700
Come on.
452
00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:37,702
Next time when we kiss,
can we do it
453
00:19:37,737 --> 00:19:39,938
in a place that smells
less like pee?
454
00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:51,642
- Hey.
- Hey.
455
00:19:51,677 --> 00:19:52,709
Where have you been?
456
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:54,209
Dinner with Henry.
457
00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:57,412
We had a magical,
mystical urge to eat.
458
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,880
Come here.
459
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:00,881
I want to talk to you.
460
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:05,385
I'm so sorry.
461
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:08,054
I was trying so hard
to do the right thing
462
00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:10,556
that I ended up doing
the complete wrong things.
463
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,724
No. You didn't do
anything wrong.
464
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:15,059
I mean, I understand
what happened.
465
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:17,728
You and Jeff -- I mean,
you can't expect
466
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,830
to get over your feelings
that fast.
467
00:20:19,864 --> 00:20:21,898
But I want you to know
what happened last night,
468
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,900
it's never gonna happen
again.
469
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:26,736
Well, don't not do it
for my sake.
470
00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,704
I mean, it's really
none of my business.
471
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:32,241
You were right.
It was hypocritical.
472
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:35,410
And I do trust you --
and Henry --
473
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,345
even when I'm not home.
474
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:40,581
Thank you.
475
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,751
I want you to know
that I am never gonna do
476
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:47,454
anything with any guy
until I'm ready.
477
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:50,223
And, Val...
478
00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:52,691
I think I'm ready.
479
00:20:56,996 --> 00:21:00,030
[ laughing ] I'm kidding.
480
00:21:00,065 --> 00:21:02,533
Yeah, that's funny.
481
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,935
Seriously,
when I am really ready,
482
00:21:04,969 --> 00:21:06,603
I'm going to be dying
to tell you.
483
00:21:06,637 --> 00:21:07,603
Swear?
484
00:21:07,638 --> 00:21:08,871
Swear.
485
00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:11,072
Okay, good.
Do you love me again?
486
00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:12,607
Yes!
487
00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:14,441
Now can I ask you
a question?
488
00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:15,943
Mm-hmm.
489
00:21:15,977 --> 00:21:17,578
Were you really 24
your first time?
490
00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:18,945
No.
491
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,447
I knew it!
492
00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:22,549
I've never done it.
493
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:28,646
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