All language subtitles for What I Like About You s01e20 The Fix Up.eng

Hey.

Hey, knitting yourself
a life?

'Cause it looks like
you don't have one.

I'll have you know knitting
is very much in style.

- Where did you hear that?
- "In Style."

Hey, did we get
any messages?

Yeah, by the phone.

Ron?

Who's Ron?

Some guy I met
at the MTV Awards.

He wants to take me
to Cirque du Soleil.

Ooh! Fun!
You're going, right?

No, he's kinda...

What? Short, stupid,
French?

No. When I met him,

he was eating
all these chips.

You're not going out
with him

because he ate chips.

No, he kept telling me
I was pretty,

and every time
he would say it,

chip bits kept flying out.

Oh, my God, Val,
you're doing it again.

You were looking for reasons
not to date.

I mean, every guy you meet,
you find one little thing

- that's wrong with him.
- That is not true.

Justin with the pinkie ring?

Oh, and what about Nick?

He had that one funny finger.

It was in his nose.

Come on, it's been
almost two months

since you broke up
with Jeff.

I just know so many guys who
would love to go out with you.

Just let me fix you up.

No. You know I hate setups.
And stop worrying about me.

I'm meeting a bunch of people
out for happy hour later.

See? I'm out,
I'm socializing.

Okay. I'm just saying
if you knit some mittens

for funny finger,
he's good to go.

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Hey, man, check it out.
Another 25% tip for the kid.

Wow. You are on fire
with the lady customers.

But sometimes I worry
they treat me

like a piece of meat,
and then I realize

they treat me
like a piece of meat.

That is the goal.
If a woman looks at me

and sees meat,
I am one happy dude.

Hey, uh, you know
how you said

you haven't been able to spend
enough time with your girlfriend

'cause you been working
so much?

Yeah, I miss
that little face.

Well, check this out.

Hey.

There's that little face.

In a waitress uniform.
Ha ha ha.

What's up with that?

Jeff gave me a job.

Isn't that great?

I love it.

That's fantastic.

Look at you...

working here...
at my job.

Got to go finish up
my paperwork.

Yeah. Paperwork.

Ha ha. That's fantastic.

Ha ha ha.

What's wrong with you?

What are you
talking about?

Well, I make the big tips
by working my sexy.

With Jill here, I've got
to control my sexy.

Do you know how hard it is
to put a lid on my sexy?

Gary is
an excellent waiter.

Yeah, I know.

It's weird to see him
being good at something.

Henry.

Hey, man.

Hey, uh,

this is my brother Noah.

Hi.

That's Holly.

Wow. She is pretty.

And smart,

which is what I'm most
interested in.

Nice to finally
meet you.

Oh, well, you too.

I scored this

from the pharmacy
at work.

Allergy medication.
It's so great

having a brother
who's a doctor.

I get all the good stuff
for free.

It's expired,
but it still works.

Sorry, man, I got
to take off.

We're in the middle
of a blood drive.

If you have any extra blood
you're not using,

stop by the clinic
and we'll suck it out of you.

Bye.

I'd like to apologize
for my brother saying

he'd suck something
out of you.

Is he single?

Yes...I'll give you
his number.

Not for me -- for Val!

No. No, no, no.
It cannot happen.

Absolutely not.

Why, what's the problem?

I'm just asking you
not to do it. Please?

Okay.

Here you go. I'll be back
to check on you

in a minute.

Thanks.

Hey, how much do you tip
a good waiter

who's also a good friend?

Oh, I have a very specific
mathematical equation for that.

I don't.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be meeting
your friends for happy hour.

Yeah, I got caught up watching
this special on prairie dogs.

I think two of them
are going to get it on.

Okay, Val, that's it.

Aah! Prairie dogs!

- Get over here.
- What?

I want you
to look at yourself.

Come on,
it's Friday night.

You're young,
you're gorgeous,

you live in a city
with plenty of cute men.

So instead of watching
prairie dogs hook up,

go out
and do it yourself!

Is my left nostril
bigger than my right?

Hmm. Come on,
sit down!

No, Val,
I don't want to sit.

Huh.

Hey, whoa, there,
prairie dog,

you can at least
buy her dinner first.

Oh, you know, um,
they're having a blood drive

at this clinic
I hang out at, and, uh,

I have to go give blood, and I
think you should come with me.

- Come on, let's go.
- No, I just got comfortable.

Of course
you're comfortable.

You're loaded with blood.

All right, fine, I'll go.
Just give me a minute.

No, don't change.
You look fine.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

Your left nostril is so much
bigger than your right.

Okay. I just have a few
more questions for you.

Are you currently under
the influence of marijuana...

also known as "weed"
or "pot."

"No."

In the last six months,
have you traveled to Europe

and/or had sex for money?

How do you think
she paid for her trip?

Giving blood is fun.

More questions,
more questions.

Okay, roll up your sleeve,
come have a seat over here,

and we'll get going.

Wait a second.
Are you taking my blood?

Is there a problem?

Oh, no, no, I...I would just,
uh, you know,

feel more comfortable
if the procedure

were done by a doctor,
preferably a cute one,

mid to late-20s.

Excuse me, Dr. Gibson --

Yes, Dr. Gibson
is perfect.

Ha ha ha. Hey,
thanks for coming in.

Couldn't drag Henry
with you?

No, but I dragged my sister
along instead.

Val, this is Henry's
brother Noah.

Oh.

And, Noah, this is
my sister Val.

Hi.

Hi.

Not that I don't appreciate
you being here,

but I can't believe you
didn't have anything better

to do on a Friday night
than donate blood.

Well, you know,
I like to do my part.

Recycle, give blood,

things for the, uh, kids.

So, what are you doing here
on Friday night?

Oh, you know, saving lives,
stealing Band-aids.

Have a seat.

- You are lucky.
- He's cute.

- You love him.
- Yeah, a little.

This is my lucky needle.

I've been using it
all day.

Did you hear that?
Lucky needle.

He's a funny doctor.
You know, you're a funny doctor.

Ow! Damn, dude.

Sorry.

You might feel
a little pinch.

Did that hurt?

No, I didn't feel
a thing.

Great, now let's try it
with the needle.

Ow! Damn, dude!
Seriously!

Okay, sit tight.

I'll be back in a minute
to check on you. Here.

- What's this?
- Squeezy ball.

Just keep squeezing it.

Ah, it looks like we have
a little wait.

Can I buy you
a juice and a cookie?

Sure.

A little lightheaded...

So, what's good here?

Uh, orange juice.
We have lemonade

and what I hope to God
is tomato juice.

Yeah.

Are you staring
at my nostril?

No. No, no, no. I...

let me ask you something.

Would it be weird
if I asked out

my younger brother's
girlfriend's older sister?

No, I think your younger
brother's girlfriend's

older sister would love
to go out

with her younger sister's
boyfriend's older sister.

Oh, wow, I think I just
asked myself out.

Whoo!

Hey, Holly.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

What's the matter?

Um...I just talked
to my brother.

Oh. I'm so sorry --

I specifically asked you
not to fix them up.

I know, I know,
but he was so perfect for Val.

That's not the point.

I asked you not
to do something,

and you did it, anyway.

I guess I was kind of hoping
you'd respect what I wanted.

I'm so sorry. It's just Val
was really starting

to frustrate me...

will you forgive me?

Yes.

And I'm sorry for going
ballistic on you like that.

Oh, my God.
They were so cute together!

You should've seen
the look on their faces.

When Val saw him,
she was, like..."Oh."

And he was, like..."Ooh."

And I was, like,
"What a genius."

But you still understand
that nothing can happen.

Actually, something is kind of
happening tonight.

What do you mean?

Well, I just talked to Val,
and they're going out to dinner.

No, they can't.
You have to stop them.

Why can't they go out?

Will you please tell me
what is going on?

Oh, God, I didn't want
to have to do this,

but, come on, I got
to show you something.

Okay, why can't you
just tell me?

Because this is something
you gotta see.

Where are we going?

My brother's bedroom.

Oh...

Yeah.

Oh...

Yeah...

Oh, my God!

Why didn't you tell me
about this?

He's my brother. You think
I'm going to go around

bragging about it? I mean,
if you had listened to me,

this never would've come up.

Okay, what does this mean?
Why are they here?

Oh, my God,
Teddy Ruxpin!

I don't know why
they're here.

I don't want to know why,

and I hope I die
without knowing.

So, what, you've never
even asked him?

Once.

And he said, "When you're
ready, I'll tell you."

And then he winked at me, which
sent a chill down my spine.

Okay.

So he likes stuffed animals.

Does he, uh, also like,
you know, girls?

Look, all I can tell you
is that he goes out

with a lot of women,
and they really seem to love him.

As what, a best friend to go
to musicals with?

Holly!

Holly!

Oh, my God,
they're going out tonight.

- I have to go tell Val.
- You can't.

I have to!
She's my sister.

Well, he's my brother,
and he wouldn't want me

spreading his...
weird secret around.

So, look, I am asking you
not to tell her,

and this time, I hope you'll
respect what I want.

By respect, you mean
do what you want?

Do not make me
go ballistic again.

Okay. I'll think of something
to tell her.

Wait.

Is there anything weird
like that in your bedroom?

Oh, no.
Just my free weights

and my swimsuit calendar
and my...

weapons?

Manly.

Yeah. Some of them
are from the future.

Why is it so slow tonight?

And what's with the guys over
there waiting for the tables?

They're all waiting to sit
in Jill's section.

- Hey, Jill!
- How's it going?

Be right with you.

Oh, man, this is --

Jeff, hey, man,
I've been thinking about it.

What if you scheduled
me and Jill

to work different shifts?

No way. I need you both here
during the dinner rush.

Come on, man,
every time I turn around,

some guy is hitting on her.
It's driving me crazy.

What do you want me
to do -- fire her?

Jeff, I am shocked that would
even cross your mind.

Well, if you must,
you must.

Forget it. You're my
two best servers,

so you work it out.

: Well, if you think
I'm hot,

you should try
the buffalo wings.

Oh, come on!

Oh, my God,
thank God you're still here.

Yeah, I'm running late.

My legs were so hairy,
I thought I was wearing pants.

Yeah, uh...

Ooh! Do you know
what that's for?

For setting up with
the cutest guy ever.

Oh, yeah,
you can't go out with him.

Who's a silly girl?

No, Val, I'm serious.

Look, I can't give you
the specifics, but there's, uh,

you know, there's a little
thing about him

that you won't like.

What thing?

I can't tell you that,
but, uh,

take my word for it,
it's a little unsettling.

Unsettling?
What is wrong with you?

You are the one who begged me
to go out there and meet guys.

I met one. I like him.

I'm not going to blow him off
without a good reason.

I know. I want
to tell you,

but Henry made me promise
not to, and I agreed.

But you're my sister,

and I just don't know
what to do! God!

Okay. What if we do this?
You don't have to tell me.

I'll just ask you
a bunch of questions.

Okay, good.

- Uh, is he married?
- No.

- Am I in danger?
- No.

Is he a mime?

No.

Well, then, whatever it is,
it shouldn't bother me.

Ha ha.
You would think so.

So you have kept
your promise to Henry,

and I get to go on my date.
Everybody wins.

Wait.

What if I told you

that he clubs
baby prairie dogs?

Impossible. The burrow
provides a natural protection

against all predators.

Got a second?

I'll be right back.

What is the matter
with you?

Look, I have been watching you
with the customers.

What are you talking about?

Well, they're here
for dinner,

and you keep treating them
like a piece of meat.

You know,
men don't like that.

So you're saying it's okay
for you to flirt,

but it's not okay for me.

Exactly. I'm glad
we had this talk.

Forget it. I don't tell you
how to do your job,

you don't tell me
how to do mine.

Well, fine!

I'm about to open up
the world's biggest can of sexy!

I'll take one of those
on the rocks.

We have reservations at 8:00.
We'd better get going.

Oh. Okay.

Uh, before we go,

I want to talk to you
about something.

Uh-oh.

No, no, it's nothing.

It's just something about me
I think you should know.

Is it...unsettling?

Well, that depends. I've been
in relationships before

where this thing
has caused a problem,

and I just want
to be up-front about it.

All right. Ha ha. Go.

Oh, God, what are you
going to show me?

Oh, no, it's just this --
my beeper.

I'm on call tonight.

And?

And if we're out
having a good time

and I get beeped,
I'm going to have to bail

in the middle
of our date.

That's it?

You'd be surprised.

A lot of women find that
really annoying.

Those women drive me nuts.
They meet a perfectly nice guy,

and then they find that
one little thing.

Not me.

Let's go eat.

Okay.

Oh, um, before we go,
which way is the ladies' room?

Oh, uh, down the hall,
past my bedroom.

Okay.

Oh, crap!

Teddy Ruxpin?

Val?

Is this your bedroom?

Yes. You took
a wrong turn.

So wrong.

What is with all your
little friends?

Um, I can explain.

It's okay. You don't
owe me an explanation.

I can figure it out.
You're gay, and that's fine.

I'm not gay.

Well, your bedroom is.

Val.

You have to understand,

those stuffed animals
were gifts.

I started collecting them
in college.

I was in a relationship
with this girl,

and the first time
we were intimate,

she gave me a stuffed animal
so I'd never forget.

So they're all from her?

No. Just the one.

But then I kind of
carried on the tradition.

Meaning...

oh, God.

All of those
are from a different...

oh, God.

But if it makes you
feel any better,

I haven't got a new one
in over two months.

I liked it better
when you were gay.

Ha! $242.

Nice, but $9 behind the kid.

$251 and...

some dude's phone number.

You know, uh,
that was our first fight.

I know.

You're pretty sexy
when you're jealous.

Well, according to Andre,
I've got nice biceps, too.

Gary, you worked here first,

so if you want me to quit,
I will.

No, no, no, no.
Hey, but I'll tell you what.

Why don't we go to your place,
spread our money out

on your sofa, and roll around
on it till we make change.

Should we call Andre?
He gave me his number, too.

No.

: Hey, Val,

I heard you met
my buds last night!

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!

Aah!

It was really me.

Look, if nothing else,
it's a good dating story.

Come on, I just
wanted you to meet someone

and be happy.

You are the one that keeps
telling me I'm not happy.

Have I ever said
I'm not happy?

No.

Because I'm actually
very happy right now.

Noah was a fantastic guy.

He was a little more
popular than I like.

But if that had worked out,
then great.

But it didn't.
But I'm fine.

- Really?
- Yes.

Do you realize I have been
in a relationship

with someone
since I was 17?

I'm enjoying being alone.
I like knitting.

I like sitting around,
watching TV.

And most of the time,

I like this.

Me too.

Okay.

So stop worrying
about me, okay?

When it's time for me
to meet somebody, I will.

Okay.

Hey, when you were
in Noah's bedroom,

did you notice
that he had

the complete Care Bear
collection in his trophy case?

Yeah.

What do you think
that means?

Spring break.

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