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I want to be a gentleman, I
want to be posh. You promised!
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All right, Dad. I'll petition
the College of Heralds again.
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He's been on about that
coat of arms for years.
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As if they'd give one to him,
who's been before the courts
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and shamed us all.
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It was only a bit of fiddling.
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They should go after the real criminals,
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the dodgy financial dealers.
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Dad, it is a matter of public record
that you manipulated wool prices,
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fixed interest rates and
reneged on personal debt.
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Exactly what part of "dodgy
financial dealer" is it
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that you are not?
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He's a common thief.
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Which, I admit, is not normally
considered an impediment
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to ennoblement in England.
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But in this case, it is,
because Robert Greene,
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who doth hate my gutlings,
is made Master Herald
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and Robert Greene would
rather be personal hairdresser
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to a snake-headed Gorgon
than do me a good turn.
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I want a coat of arms!
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And I'll do my best, Dad, but
I am quite busy, you know.
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The public's demand for
new plays is insatiable
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and I have not a single
solitary second to spare.
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I be like the springtime lark
who must needs build her nest,
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feed her young, tend her delicate
plumage, whilst all the while
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singing merry songs that the fairies
may dance in the greenwood glades.
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Is that you making the point that
you haven't got a second to spare?
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Yes, absolutely,
underlining it, so to speak.
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I-I-I'm so pushed that I barely
have a moment to illustrate
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my observations with extended
metaphor and fantastical whimsy.
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Theatre is booming and its
demands are insatiable.
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My Two Gentlemen Of Verona filled a gap
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but already Burbage needs another
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and out is it stressing me most vexingly.
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Well, I know you're busy, love,
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but you absolutely cannot miss
Hamnet's school Latin recitation.
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Latin, still, at 11? Huh! In my
day, we were onto Greek by then.
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The whole curriculum's been
completely dumbled down.
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The other dads come.
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"Where's your Bill?", the other
mums say, and I have to make excuses.
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What, like I have a life?
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That I exist independently of my children?
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How weird, how selfish.
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What is it with modern youth
that they canst not kick
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an inflated pig's bladder the
wrong way up a sporting field,
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but that both parents must be
a-standing on the sidelines,
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shouting, "Goodling, job,
poppet. Goodling job."
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- A father should take an interest in
his children. - Why? Mine never did.
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That wicked old bastarble
didn't so much as glance at me
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till I was 14 and he could put me to work.
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I wasn't bloody interested.
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He wasn't interested.
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"Look to your son," I'd say.
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And he'd say, "Who?"
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"Who?" I'd say. Wasn't interested.
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All I'm asking is for you
to get involved sometimes.
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- It's healthy for their emotional development.
- I don't think it is.
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I think it's corrupting.
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A whole generation is growing up,
who, on reaching adult estate,
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will scarce be able to let loose
a fartlebarthel without their
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parents shouting encouragement and
promising to bottle it for Grandma.
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? April is in my mistress' face
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? And July in her eyes hath place... ?
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Susanna, will you please stop singing
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April Is In My Mistress' Face?
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Sing something else.
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? Now is the month of Maying
When merry lads are playing... ?
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But not Now Is The Month Of Maying
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or any other madrigal
by Thomas bloody Morley.
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Uh, Thomas Morley is
THE best madrigal writer
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of the English Renaissance.
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He is God, I would die
for him, I'm a Thomatic.
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He is not God, daughter --
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he is a sugar-coated ditty guffer
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whose every song be
two-thirds "Fa la la la la",
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and the other third some arsing porridge
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about merry maids in May,
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naughty nymphs in November
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or juicy jugs in July.
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Never mind Thomas bloomin' Morley,
what about my coat of arms?
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I'm working on it!
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Establishing a noble
lineage is a process --
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you can't fake 400 years
of family history overnight.
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Mr Shakespeare, heraldry
is a complex discipline.
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You can't fake 400 years
of family history overnight.
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- Well, how long might it
take, do you think? - How long?
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Well, now, let me see.
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In your case?
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Hmm, well, give or take
a week or two, I'd say...
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Eternity.
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The Shakespeares will never be gentlemen.
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But we-we could be tomorrow,
if you'd just grant us
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that family coat of arms.
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Yes, IF.
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Such a tiny, mewling word
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and ever the lament of the
turnip-chewing country bumshank.
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"If only I were higher-born.
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"If only I'd been to Cambridge University
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"instead of leaving the
town duncing school at 14
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"to work in my dad's glove shop."
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There is no terror in your threats,
Greene, for I am armed so strong
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in honesty that they pass
by me like the idle wind.
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Of a small, somewhat constipated squirrel.
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Hm, tails off a bit at
the end, don't you think?
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It'll get there. Probably just needs
a couple of hundred more syllables.
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Bottom, bring ale and pie...
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Ah, I see 'tis laid.
Hello, Kit, are you here?
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I heard you were back, thought I'd
drop in for a quaff and a gorge.
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'Tis apple season, Mr
Shakespeare. Have a little fruit.
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Allez-oup, allez-hazzah.
Allez-diddley-doo.
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Juggling and such tricks are,
as I'm sure you are aware,
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key skills for any theatre professional.
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Kate, please.
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I know you want to be an actor,
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but I'm not in the mood to watch juggling.
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In fact, I'm never in the mood to
watch juggling, an activity which
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I consider to be second only to
mime in its somnambulistic tedium.
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I love mime.
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You do not love it, Kate.
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You merely tell yourself you
love it because you are kind
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and have a natural sympathy
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for the terminally deluded and
the pathologically talentless.
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I, however, are made of sterner
stuff and would lock every mime
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in Christendom up in
his imaginary glass box
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and throw away the notional key.
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Good journey was it, master?
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Well, Botsky, it was
dirty, overcrowded and late.
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On the other hand, it wasn't
diverted via Aberystwyth
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or cancelled due to unusually wet leaves.
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So, I suppose within
the very limited context
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of my minimal expectations,
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you could say that, in a
purely comparative sense,
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yes, I had a good journey.
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And I expect your family
were pleased to see you?
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Not really, Kate. 'Twas all too brief
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and they complain I neglect them.
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I'm just so overworked, I need more time.
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I wrote a history on the coach --
The Tragical History Of Edward II.
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It's a quite brilliant first
draft, but it needs a lot more work.
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Hang on, hang on. Here's a thought.
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I know how you can save
yourself all that work.
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Really, Kit? That'd be great.
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Give the play to me and
I'll just chuck it on as is.
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I'm not proud. And be fair
-- you've had loads of hits.
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Through talent and hard work!
What I have, I have by merit.
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- You say that as if it's
a good thing! - Isn't it?
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Well, of course not! I mean,
if all men advance by merit,
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what becomes of us stupid posh boys?
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Or do we not count?
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Never had you down as an elitist, Will.
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Stop being such a snob. Give us a play.
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No, Kit, I am resolved and even
an insanely convoluted argument
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such as that cannot sway me.
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I've sent my Titus
Andronicus round to Burbage,
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but I'm really not sure about it.
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What do you think, Kate?
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You read it. Too gory?
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Be absolutely honest, I can take it.
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Well, since you ask... yes, it was.
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Well, thank you very much(!)
That's very helpful(!)
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Nice to have your
support, I don't think(!)
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Well, I'm sorry,
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but Titus Andronicus is a
degrading orgy of abusive sex
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and unspeakable violence.
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Sounds brilliant! I'd go.
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Me too, love all that.
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People's lives are filled with
abuse and violence, Mr Shakespeare.
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Surely, as an artist, you should be
offering them something inspiring,
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uplifting, which brings joy and
lightness to their existence.
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What about that comedy of mistakes,
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misunderstandings and
coincidences I was working on?
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I thought it was contrived.
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Contrived?! How can you say that?
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Two identical twins, separated at birth
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and who happen to have
been given the same name,
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with servants who are
also identical twins,
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also separated at birth
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and also happen to have
been given the same name,
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end up in the same town
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and mistakenly hook up with
each other's girlfriends.
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That could easily happen.
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I just don't think it's
a play, Mr Shakespeare.
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- But it's not entirely irredeemable.
- Irredeemable?
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It's the most deemable thing
I've written all week!
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Deemable is not a word.
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It is if I bloody say it is,
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because in case you've
forgotten, that's what I do.
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It's got some nice madness about it,
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but the drama exposes its limitations.
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You need to come up with a
new art form which allows
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for such exuberant absurdity.
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Some extra element which takes
us to a heightened world,
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where we can accept such joyful nonsense.
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A new style which defies dramatic logic
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and appeals directly to the
senses, the emotions, the soul.
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Gosh, Kate. If I could do that,
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then all my problems would be solved.
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I could get away with really stupid plots,
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while still delighting the
crowds and running for years.
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Yes!
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But no such extra element exists.
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Theatres put on plays,
there is no new form.
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Meanwhile, I have bills to pay and
a family to feed. I need a show.
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Well, when I'm really stuck on something,
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I find it helps to sing a happy song.
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Yes, thank you, Bottom,
I'm trying to concentrate.
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? Now is the month of Maying
When merry lads are playing
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- ? Fa la la la la la la la la... ?
- I'm trying to think!
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? Fa la la la la la lah. ?
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I love Thomas Morley, he is a God!
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Oh, how does he do it? I
mean, they're just so catchy!
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I mean, so many hits. April
Is In My Mistress' Face.
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- My Bonny Lass She Smileth.
- Flora Wilt Thou Torment Me?
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I mean, hit after hit after hit.
Appealing directly to the senses.
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- Oh, the emotions! - The soul! - Oh!
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Hang on.
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Hang the futtock on!
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That's it! By Neptune's
salty nipples, that's it!
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- What's it, Mr Shakespeare?
- The new form!
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The key to getting away
with really silly stories,
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while providing joyful,
uplifting popular entertainment.
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I must to the theatre -- a
cultural revolution begins.
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What is to be done?
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This Titus Andronicus be
little better than pornography.
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Titus kills Tamora's eldest sons.
Tamora has Titus's sons beheaded.
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Tamora's sons gang-rape Titus's daughter
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and Titus cooks Tamora's sons
in a pie and makes her eat it!
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I certainly shan't be
recommending it to Mother.
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I'm telling you, make it a comedy,
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like we should have done with his Richard.
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Problem solved.
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- I suppose it might work as a kind of
dark pantomime. - Except no laughter.
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I thought you said play it for laughs.
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I said comedy, mate. Not
laughs. Laughing is anti-comedy.
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I don't want to be told when to laugh.
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Other people's laughter
isn't telling you anything.
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It's just an innocent expression
of collective jollity.
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Collective jollity?
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What's collective jollity
got to do with comedy?
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Comedy should be exclusive and elitist.
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If everybody gets it, then what's to get?
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- The joke. - And there's your
problem right there, Burbage.
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In comedy, jokes are worse than laughter.
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Mr Burbage, halt rehearsals,
I've had the most brilliant idea.
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A way to uplift and inspire,
to fill our theatre with joy,
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to move people so much that
they tell their friends
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and perhaps even return
a second time themselves.
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Oh, do not jest, Will.
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For word of mouth and repeat business
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are the Holy Grail of the theatre owner.
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For such things, we would sell our souls.
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Then pop your soul in a bag,
mate, and I'll take it with me,
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cos I've got the answer -- music.
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Music? Oh, dear, Will, you
really have lost your touch.
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We already use music, had you not noticed?
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We strum our lutes at the beginning
and we blow our pipes at the end.
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And from what I've heard, Condell,
258
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you blow a few pipes at the interval too!
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Phobic, or brave and edgy? You decide.
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Oh, God, he's doing his laugh again.
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I thought you said you
didn't like laughter, Kempe?
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Group laughter, mate -- everyone
laughing together, that's never right.
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But solo laughter? Ooh, me laughing?
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Very loudly and intrusively
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at something that nobody else finds funny?
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That's the mark of a comic genius.
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Excuse me, I'm trying to
tell you my brilliant idea.
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I didn't just mean music at the
start and the finish, Burbage --
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I meant throughout.
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For add music to theatre
and what do you have?
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- Theatrical music.
- Yes.
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No, no. Musical theatre.
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Oh, my God. I love it.
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Love what, Condell? Mr Shakespeare's
scarcely begun to explain himself.
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I don't care, I love it anyway.
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Just those two words, "musical theatre"...
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They speak to my soul.
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Of course they do, but I'm
talking about a play with songs.
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- What's not to love? - Um, everything.
- Let me think this through, Will.
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Are you suggesting that we find somebody
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to write songs to fit your plays?
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- Well, I thought that at first. - Mm.
283
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You know, work with a
composer on an original score.
284
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But then I thought, "No -- we need
guaranteed hits, lots of them."
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And how do we get those?
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By using songs that are hits already!
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Yes! By St Bernard's
buttered barm cakes, yes!
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I'm on fire today.
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First, I invent the
original stage musical,
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and then instantly make it obsolete
291
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by inventing the greatest hits musical.
292
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Talk me through the detail.
293
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Well, how does my Henry VI
Part One open, for example?
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At the funeral of Henry V,
Bedford, Gloucester, Exeter,
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Warwick, Winchester, Somerset
are gathered to mourn the King.
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Each speaks at length. A soldier
brings news that France is lost.
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Further extended monologues
ensue. It's a very long scene.
298
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- Very long.
- Like, mad long.
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It is not long at all.
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25 minutes at most, and it flies by.
301
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But... I admit that you don't
exactly go home humming it.
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But imagine if instead of opening
with 15 pages of blank verse,
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we opened with Now Is The Month Of Maying.
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- My God. 'Tis a thought.
- A brilliant, magical thought.
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I love, love, love it. I can see it now...
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Act one, scene one, London, 1422.
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The street is filled with
lovable Cockney characters.
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Cheeky street urchins, costermongers.
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Pretty flower girls.
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A perambulating toff or two.
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- Enter the new king!
- Strike up the players.
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And the whole company sing
Now Is The Month Of Maying!
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Two minutes later, the entire
audience will be on their feet
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with their arms swinging in the air.
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? La la la la la la la la
la la la la la la lah. ?
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I must say how very kind
it was of you to invite us
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to your beautiful home, Mr Morley.
318
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Technical point -- it's
not actually my home.
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It belongs to a subsidiary branch
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of an offshore holding company
incorporated in Liechtenstein.
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Which is, I must stress, an
entirely legal tax arrangement
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entered into on the
advice of my accountants.
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Yes, of course. No doubt.
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I just want to make music, man.
325
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Absolutely. And if you
allow us to use your songs,
326
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then you might also make
a great deal of money.
327
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Yeah, technical point,
not actually my songs.
328
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The copyrights are owned
by a subsidiary branch
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of an offshore holding company,
incorporated in Baden-Eisenbach.
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An entirely legal tax arrangement
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entered into on the
advice of my accountants.
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I just want to make music, man.
And I'm loving this new direction.
333
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- Morley The Musical. Very cool.
- Yes, it does have a certain ring.
334
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:29,150
- Sorry, Morley The Musical?
- Or Tom. Tommo. Tomster.
335
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- Tomster The Musical.
- You think the show should be called after you?
336
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Too on the nose? Could be.
What about Norwich Boy?
337
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- The story of a one-man
hit factory. - Yes...
338
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Yes, I can see the groundlings
flooding to see that.
339
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:47,070
I was just wondering if the
show should be about you at all.
340
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- Why not? It's my musical.
- Our musical -- I provide the script.
341
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- Yeah, you or some other geezer.
- What other geezer?
342
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I don't know, anyone.
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- I've got people.
- People?
344
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Yeah, people who sort stuff.
345
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- Like creating original stories
and sparkling dialogue? - Could be.
346
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They're my people, they
sort what I tell 'em.
347
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,990
Organise a few parties,
drum up a few grouping slaps.
348
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,230
Write an original story
with some sparkling dialogue.
349
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,950
That's why you have people
-- to get stuff sorted.
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You want the gig or not? Have a word.
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Have a care, Will.
352
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Mr Morley has created the
most valuable back catalogue
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in Christendom.
354
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And I've written three
hits called Henry VI
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and a fourth called Richard III.
356
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,390
I admit that my Verona
piece wasn't as big,
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but it's that difficult fifth play
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that isn't named after a
numbered monarch, isn't it?
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00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,710
The point is, I'm not going to
write some tawdry hagiography
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designed to massage the ego
of Thomas bloody Morley.
361
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Then, with deepest sadness,
362
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I must needs commission some other geezer
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and you will have no play, no
income and be at further from buying
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00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,000
the coat of arms on which
you've set your heart, so...
365
00:17:54,680 --> 00:18:00,200
- Right, so... Norwich Boy it is.
- I just want to make music, man.
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Fellow poets, brother scholars,
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00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,110
we meet today in the face of
perhaps the most heinous attack
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on the high culture since the first
clown showed his bottom to the mob.
369
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,670
I speak of Mr Shakespeare's
plans to produce in London
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a greatest hits musical
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based on the smasheroo madrigals
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of that loathsome ditty
guffer Thomas Morley.
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We must stop this aberration.
374
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Madrigals are popular music.
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00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:42,790
The theatre is no place
for popular entertainment.
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00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,870
Quite so.
377
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Mine own sublime Friar
Bacon And Friar Bungay
378
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is well known as the most
impenetrably obscure drama
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in all of literature.
380
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We must destroy this heinous
assault on our pre-eminence.
381
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,870
- But how?
- How, sir?
382
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,830
Why, in the manner by which an
English pamperloin always gets
383
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,710
what he wants -- abuse
of privilege, gentlemen.
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00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,590
Abuse of privilege.
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00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,630
So, Norwich Boy -- The Tommy Morley Story
386
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,270
told through his greatest hits.
387
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,910
Sounds brilliant -- I'd go.
388
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,070
You're going to make it a
biography? Sounds a bit cheesy.
389
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,030
Well, strangely, Kate, I have a
feeling that in musical theatre,
390
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being cheesy might turn
out to be a bit of a plus.
391
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,670
But the whole idea was that music
would provide the extra element
392
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,910
for your comedy of mistakes,
misunderstandings and coincidences.
393
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,390
But Morley insists that it be about him.
394
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,710
Thus must I chronicle the inspiring
life struggle of the Norwich Boy,
395
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,910
a mixed-up, wild-eyed loner
396
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,070
with a crazy dream, a
cute smile and a lute.
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00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,470
His thrill-packed journey
from humble Norfolk chorister
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to chief organist at St Paul's.
399
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,550
Ooh. It's not very thrill-packed.
400
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,590
During which Tommy, and
his identical twin Tommy,
401
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,030
plus their identical twin
servants, turn up in the same city
402
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,510
and mistakenly hook up with
each other's girlfriends.
403
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,510
Oh, my goodness, Mr
Shakespeare. That's incredible!
404
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,350
- Well, I think it'll fit.
- Fit?! It's uncanny!
405
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,270
You said such a thing could
happen and it turns out it has,
406
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,270
and not only that, it's
happened to the very person
407
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,990
you are supposed to write a musical about.
408
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,110
I mean, that's just spooky!
409
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,350
Tommy didn't actually
have an identical twin,
410
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,590
- I'm just going to say that he did.
- Well, that's dishonest.
411
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,230
Kate, I'm writing a celebrity biography.
412
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,750
What has honesty got to do with it?
413
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,990
Well... A dishonest and
self-serving celebrity biog...
414
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,630
I hope you're not setting
some kind of precedent?
415
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,510
Ain't Mr Morley going to mind you
giving him an identical twin?
416
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:48,030
Of course not. He gets double Tommy,
he'll love it. Now, where to start?
417
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,830
Well, since Tommy's a composer,
why don't you give him
418
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,230
that line you showed me?
419
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The one about music and love.
420
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If music be the food of love, play on.
421
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,590
Wonderful, that's perfect.
422
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,830
Yeah, that is quite good.
423
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:04,550
Give me excess of it that surfeiting
the appetite may sicken and so die.
424
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,270
That strain again, it had a dying fall.
425
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,630
Oh, it came o'er my ear like the
sweet sound that breathes upon
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00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,430
a bank of violets,
stealing and giving odour.
427
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,800
Oh... Maybe just use the first bit.
428
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,870
- See, you always do that.
- What?
429
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,830
Well, you come up with
a brilliant one-liner
430
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,350
and then ruin it by
going on and on and on.
431
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,070
Speeches should be two
lines, tops. Make it a rule.
432
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,110
Anyway, let's get on.
433
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,830
In your comedy you have Adriana,
wife of Antipholus of Ephesus...
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Now Tommy of Norwich.
435
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,750
.. mistake his identical twin,
Antipholus of Syracuse...
436
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Now Tommy of Lowestoft.
437
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,070
.. for her husband, Tommy of Norwich.
438
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,990
Cue for a song -- Tommy of Lowestoft
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sings Good Morrow, Fair Ladies Of The May.
440
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,910
- That's brilliant. Fits perfectly.
- Oh! Is it May?
441
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- It is now.
- Very well.
442
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,270
- Next in your comedy, you have
the Syracuse... - Lowestoft.
443
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,110
- .. twin falling for the Ephesus...
- Norwich.
444
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,070
.. twin's wife's sister,
which shocks the wife
445
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,790
because she thinks he's her husband.
446
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,790
Exactly. She punches out the wrong Tommy
447
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,390
and, on realising her mistake,
448
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,590
- tries to revive him by singing
Arise, Get Up My Dear. - Oh!
449
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,270
Brilliant. That's one of me favourites.
450
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,590
I couldn't think how you were
going to get it into the plot.
451
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,390
Well, that's the job, Bottom --
grab the hits and crowbar them in
452
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,640
with a wafer-thin pretence at relevance.
453
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,030
Then reprise the lot at the end
in a great, big sing-along.
454
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,950
Can't wait to see how you fit
in Flora Wilt Thou Torment Me?
455
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,150
Well, I thought about having
a character called Flora
456
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,670
whose love torments him.
457
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,800
Or I could just make it
a song about hay fever.
458
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,070
Alone... Cut off...
459
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,030
No friends, no shelter.
460
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,230
Do you think I have your voice, Mr Morley?
461
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,790
Brilliant, geezer.
462
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,510
It's all so true. I was down, I was out...
463
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,750
I mean, my parents were
supporting me, obviously,
464
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,120
but I had to take a summer
job to buy my first lute.
465
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,350
Perhaps we could get
to the end of the scene?
466
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,150
Sorry, geezer, just loving it.
467
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,990
Enter Mr Condell as Flora,
Tommy's childhood sweetheart.
468
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,550
My first bird was called Gladys.
469
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,110
In which case you might have
thought to write a madrigal called
470
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,710
"Gladys, Wilt Thou Torment Me?".
471
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,190
But since you didn't, we'll
just stick to the script, eh?
472
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,390
All right, geezer. Just loving your work.
473
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,790
And music...
474
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,030
Two, three, four...
475
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:23,270
? Arise, get up, my deere, arise
476
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,390
? My deere Make hast to be gone thee
477
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,750
? Lo where the bride Lo where the bride
478
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,030
? Faire Daphne, bright
479
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:34,750
? Where the bride faire Daphne
bright tarries on thee. ?
480
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,560
I am loving this!
481
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,150
Come on, London, one more time!
482
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:47,110
? Fa la la la la la la la
la Fa la la la la la la lah
483
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:56,990
? Fa la la la la la la la la
Fa la la la la la la lah. ?
484
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,710
More ale, Miss Lucy!
485
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,270
The first preview was
a smash, they loved it.
486
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,030
They certainly did, Mr Burbage.
487
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,790
Everyone says they are going
to go again and again.
488
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,870
Ah-ah, eh-eh! You should do
an Africa musical next. Hey?
489
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,670
My people have wonderful music
using polyphonic ostinato.
490
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,320
Also, call and response choral rhythms.
491
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:33,360
Or... you could do a story about a
lion cub who can't wait to be king.
492
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,710
I can't really see people wanting
to watch a story like that, Lucy.
493
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:42,250
Besides which, the theatre is
full. Norwich Boy will run forever!
494
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,820
Hooray!
495
00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:47,710
Its run is already over, Mr Burbage.
496
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,630
Today's preview was the
first and last performance.
497
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,670
And just how do you intend
to stop us, Master Greene?
498
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,790
Why, by abusing my power
and my position, of course.
499
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,390
All men crave social status,
particularly lowly artists.
500
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,670
Oh, I get it. I'll handle this, Burbage.
501
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,350
So, Master Greene, you
see that I have a hit
502
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,390
and in your jealousy are
come as Master of Heralds
503
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,670
to offer noble rank in
exchange for pulling the show.
504
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,430
Well, 'tis certain a GENTLEMAN
could ne'er be associated
505
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,470
with such an endeavour as this.
506
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,310
Sorry, Greene. But it won't work.
507
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,510
I would love for my father to
gain his family coat of arms,
508
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,510
which is his dearest wish of all.
509
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,870
But sod him.
510
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,590
I will not cancel my
greatest hits musical.
511
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,110
Hurrah!
512
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,670
But, Mr Shakespeare, you misunderstand me.
513
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,230
This is not about you.
514
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,750
Sorry, geezer, I'm pulling the gig.
515
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,710
You can't use my songs.
516
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,110
But, Tomster, we have a hit.
517
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,150
Surely there is nothing that
a rocking and a roistering
518
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,670
popular music star wants more than a hit?
519
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,470
Well, there is one thing, Mr Burbage.
520
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,110
And fortunately, I was able
to recommend to the Queen
521
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,270
that he gets it.
522
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,670
Was I not, SIR Tommy?
523
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,830
Very nice. Very tasteful. Lovely man.
524
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,270
Knighted? Him?! But the bloke's
a shameless tax avoider.
525
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,110
I've done a lot of work for charity.
526
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,830
Yes, the knighthood is principally
for Sir Tommy's charity work.
527
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,310
Which I have done a lot of.
528
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,350
What? What bloody charity
work? We never get told, do we?
529
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,590
A couple of posh galas for the orphans,
530
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,190
the occasional sumptuous
dinner for the starving.
531
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,470
So you've been knighted for
avoiding tax and showing off?
532
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,750
Yes, I think that is
generally considered to be
533
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,470
the proper heraldic process.
534
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,670
God, I hate this sceptred bloody isle!
535
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,550
Sir Tommy understands the way
of the world, Mr Shakespeare,
536
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,550
because, you see, he is a gentleman --
537
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,910
something nor you nor
your father will ever be.
538
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,400
Good day.
539
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,520
I just want to make music, man.
540
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:56,310
Will, we canst not let the
theatre go dark. We'll be ruined.
541
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,070
Well, we could just do the play straight
542
00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,470
with lengthy monologues instead of songs.
543
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,350
I suppose we have no choice.
But what would you call it?
544
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,630
A Comedy Of Mistakes,
Misunderstandings And Coincidences.
545
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,510
Basically, it's just a comedy of errors.
546
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,510
Errors? Oh, I like that!
547
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,470
That's good. I'll use that.
548
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,350
A Comedy Of...
549
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,750
.. Mistakes, Misunderstandings,
Coincidences And Errors.
550
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,520
Brilliant.
551
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,910
God, it's good to be home!
552
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,190
Home to the gentle welcoming
bosom of my family.
553
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,630
You missed Hamnet's Latin.
554
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,790
You didn't get my coat of arms.
555
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:38,630
Guilty as charged, but I did
get something for Susanna.
556
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,990
It's an undershirt signed by Tommy Morley.
557
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,350
Don't like him any more. He sold out.
558
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,790
How so, my love?
559
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,280
He did a musical.
560
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,950
Well, we've put on A Comedy
Of Errors without songs,
561
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,790
and, despite everyone's doubts,
it's actually a big hit.
562
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,910
That's nice. Maybe you were
just a bit ahead of your time
563
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,870
trying to invent the musical.
564
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,150
You're probably right, wife.
Still, it was fun for a night.
565
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,190
People gathered together,
singing, laughing,
566
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,230
waving their arms in the air,
just having a joyful night out.
567
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,830
- What's wrong with that?
- What indeed?
568
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,550
I hope that one day, in some future age,
569
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,800
London will be full of theatres and
they'll all have musicals in them.
570
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,200
'Tis a joyful dream.
571
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,000
Or a living nightmare.
572
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,200
Yes. I suppose opinion will
always be divided on that one.
573
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:39,800
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