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Previously on"United States of Tara"...
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Are you sure
you want to do this?
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I mean, are we sure
they're all gone?
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Yeah.
It's been three months.
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I know I'm ready.
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Okay.
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How about we dump Alice first?
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[ Sweetly ]
Hello. I'm Alice.
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Bonne chance, bitch.Let's do T next.
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[ Crowd cheers ]
All right!
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No, look, let's just
do them all at once.
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Let's just get this over with.
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Really?
Yeah. Let's do it.
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[ Little-girl voice ]
I don't want to ride a tricycle.
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Oh, my God.
It's Chicken.
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Tara's nickname
when we were little kids.
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[ Grunting ]
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I haven't transitioned
in months.
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[ Southern accent ]
I need the body!
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Well, it's mine.
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Find a therapist.
I found somebody.
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[ New York accent ] I'm Shoshana Schoenbaum...
Tara's new therapist.
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Shoshana,
w-what are you doing?
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Can I please stay here?
Live here?
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So I can, uh...
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[ Chuckles ]
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"Revirginate" myself.
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We've got some big news.
We're pregnant!
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By the way, I found out
the baby's Neil's.
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I want my wedding pictures
with Nick,
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but I want my wedding night
with Neil.
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- Whatcha doing up there all day?
Looking for a new job? - Sort of.
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I wanted to be an adult.
I settled for a costume.
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Done.
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Lionel really hearts me.
We made out.
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- You're in love. - I feel more like I just
came down with food poisoning.
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This marriage...
Doesn't want to happen.
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I'm sorry, Char.
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You and your sister
have a half brother.
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His name was Bryce.
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Tara, when you told me
what was going on,
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I didn't want it to be true.
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You knew these things
that could have helped me,
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and you kept them from me?!
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Is he alive?
Where does he live?
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Heard you didn't get married.
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You look really, really...
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Really pretty.
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Thank you.
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If you're Tara, I'll be Max.
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And if you're Buck,
I'll be your bike.
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When did you become so perfect?
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[ Rock music plays ]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Engine turns over, revs ]
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[ Engine shuts off ]
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[ As Buck ]
Bryce Craine?
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Yeah.
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Son of Frank Craine,
born December 1962?
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N-no.
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Who are you?
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[ Gun cocks ]
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They call me "Justice."
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Wait.
Y-you got the wrong guy.
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Oh, do I?
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[ Gun clicks ]
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You're dead, motherfucker.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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♪ Mmmbop,
ba doobie-da ba doo-wop ♪
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♪ ba doobie-da ba doo-wop ♪
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♪ ba doobie da ba doo ♪
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Come on, dig in, everybody!
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I got hamburgers, hot dogs,
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weird shit
that Charmaine brought over.
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♪ Doobie-da ba doo-wop ♪
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♪ ba doobie da ba doo ♪
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Charmaine, I want...
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I have got to get this baby
out of me!
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I want to bury my face
in a bowl of bacon,
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chug a bottle of vodka,
light up a smoke,
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and then dive headfirst
into a blistering-hot jacuzzi.
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Great.
But listen, Charmaine...
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[ slurred ] Can I say
something to you two?
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I like your thinking.
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I do.
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Baby or not,
you need to take your time.
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Baby doesn't need
you in a relationship.
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I haven't been in a relationship
in three months.
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Perfectly happy.
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My parents should never have
been together.
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Hey, guys, eat one
of these burgers, please?
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I still got half a cow
in the freezer.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I think I'll go join it.
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Kate and Marshall: ♪ Mmmbop, ba doo-wop,
ba doobie-da ba doo-wop ♪
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Hey, Ted, uh, get rid of those
for me, would you?
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All righty.
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Where have you been?
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You'll have to ask Buck.
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You don't remember anything?
Nothing.
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Oh, I hate
when they run off like this.
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Yeah, me too.
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But I am here now,
so what can I do to help?
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Okay, I want you
to call the cops,
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have them bust up this party
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so I can have a bunch of sex
with my wife, please.
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[ Laughs ]
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Charmaine: Oh, good!
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Everybody,
we can start having fun.
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The host is here.
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Oh, laugh it up, fatty,
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'cause in two months,
you will never laugh again.
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Ha ha.
[ Chuckles ]
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You know, this is weird.
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The last time we were
all gathered back here...
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Charm...
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I was getting married.
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Charm, come on.
It's not worth it.
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[ Breathes deeply ]
I know. I know.
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It's just all this shit
that mom and dad put us through,
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and now...
Don't. Seriously. It's time to move on.
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It's a party.
Let's have some fun.
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Mama...
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Uh, Marshall wants to know if
you guys are gonna sing a song.
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Are you drinking beer?
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Yeah.
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But you can't do
anything about it,
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because I don't live
under your roof no more.
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But you live under mine,so not until you're 21.
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Hmm.
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You're a good influence on her.
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My urge to sell her for parts
has mostly subsided.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey.
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Lionel:
That's not ass crack.
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That's a full-on
ass chasm.
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Are you getting it?
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No. The focus
on this thing sucks.
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Mom, you are
so old-school.
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People don't need
a college degree anymore.
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Oh, that is
such bullshit, Kate.
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First of all,
college is amazing.
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I would kill
to go back to college.
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Well, all I'm saying is that
a diploma is just a receipt.
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Let's look at Charmaine.
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She's owns a house,
runs her own business...
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Doesn't have a degree.
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I have a degree.
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Well, in a different way,
you're making my point.
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I'm the one
who doesn't have a degree.
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It's the biggest regret
of my life.
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Hey, if you're ever serious
about re-enrolling, Tara,
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come to me.
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I can get you into my school
with one call.
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Let's just say I know
the dean of admissions...
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how should I put this?...
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from sex.
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Oh! Champagne talking!
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[ Laughs ]
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Thanks, Ted,
but we're all right here.
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Hey, wait a second, Max.
Let's see what Ted can do.
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Well...
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You know, 'cause we talked
about this, honey.
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I know. But it doesn't make me
want to go back any less.
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He's worried about me.
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Well, she does
make it interesting.
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[ Feedback ]
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Neil: Charmaine...
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[ Nervously ]
Charmaine Craine?
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Um, boy, we've...
we've really had a lot
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of ups and downs
this past year.
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But now that we're embarking on
life's most rewarding journey
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and... and because I love you
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and because...
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[ Chuckling ] I can't imagine
going through life
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without the world's most
misleading pictionary artist...
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Uh, I wanted to ask...
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Um...
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[ Clears throat ]
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Charmaine...
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Will you marry me?
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[ People murmur ]
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I don't think so.
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Uh, I mean...No.
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I mean...
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No. Right?
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Yeah. No.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Because...I can't imagine...
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Oh, poor Neil.
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Marshall, stop watching that.
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I want to, mom.
I really want to.
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But I just keep hoping
every time I play it back,
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he won't pick up
that microphone.
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Will you marry me?No!
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Son, seriously,
turn that thing off
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and erase that, would you?
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Dad, I can erase the tape,
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but...I can never
erase the hurt.
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And I know it's none
of my business, but I think
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that it'd be really cool
if mom went back to school.
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I never liked you.
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All right, we're gonna do it
again? Let's do it.
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You got something to say,
say it.
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What?
You know where I stand.
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It's one semester.
I'm a few credits short.
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What are you so concerned about,
that I'm gonna transition?
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No, you know that that...
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I'm going to transition...
I'll transition at school,
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or I'll transition
here on the couch.
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What's the difference?
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It's been a tough year.
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Things are just starting
to get back to normal.
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I thought we both could use
a little stability around here.
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That went out the window
the minute we moved in together.
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I really think
I need to do this, Max.
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I don't want to spend
my entire life
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being "the woman
who has D.I.D."
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But you know
I'm not into everyone's need
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to have words
for every fucking thing.
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"Boyfriend" is just another one
of those gross words,
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like "vagina"
or "love."
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I just like calling things
what they are.
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And... and I like to know
what you're thinking.
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[ Sighs ] Just because I don't have
some stupid word to call you
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doesn't mean
you're not important to me.
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Hey, check out this camera.
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It shoots in HD,
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and it's got an L-series zoom
and dual inputs.
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Oh, I like dual inputs.
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Let's buy it.
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Uh, and it's $700.
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I only have $300, and I had to
pull silver dollars
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out of a bank that's shaped
like a ninja turtle.
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We're filmmakers, Marshall.
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Painters need brushes.
We need this camera.
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I'll put in half.
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Well, you know
what this means, right?
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We'll own property together.
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And I know you don't like
the word, but it is...
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A commitment. I know.
Yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
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I'm not...worried.
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I love our little camera baby.
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We'll name him Orlando.
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Whatcha reading?
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Oh, hey.
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Um, KSOP course catalog.
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Ted spoke to that guy
in admissions,
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says he can work it out, so...
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You're really gonna do this?
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Yeah.
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Congratulations.
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I know where Buck was Monday...
256
00:09:30,294 --> 00:09:34,830
In Salina, doing 95 in a 65,
no helmet, no license.
257
00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,132
Where'd you find that?
258
00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:37,333
Laundry...
checking pockets.
259
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,001
What's in Salina?
260
00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,069
[ Sighs ]
261
00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:41,504
I don't know.
262
00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:44,273
Well, it's 300 bucks,
which wouldn't be a big deal
263
00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:46,441
if I hadn't lost
another job today...
264
00:09:46,475 --> 00:09:48,443
Country club,
my biggest contract.
265
00:09:48,478 --> 00:09:50,045
Aw, shit.
What happened?
266
00:09:50,079 --> 00:09:52,481
Fucking Orgalawn again.
267
00:09:52,515 --> 00:09:55,517
Reps keep poaching my clients,
undercutting my lowest bid
268
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,152
so I can't fucking compete.
269
00:09:57,186 --> 00:09:58,720
It'll be okay.
270
00:09:58,755 --> 00:10:01,989
You know how these things work.
It comes in cycles.
271
00:10:02,024 --> 00:10:04,092
Could be a good thing
I'm going back to school.
272
00:10:04,126 --> 00:10:05,660
I can get a real job,
273
00:10:05,694 --> 00:10:07,728
start making a contribution
to this family.
274
00:10:07,763 --> 00:10:08,996
Great.
275
00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:10,864
Then I got
nothing to worry about.
276
00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:17,403
[ Water bubbling ]
277
00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:19,939
Urban Duchess
isn't just a company
278
00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:21,974
about making tiaras, Kate.
279
00:10:22,008 --> 00:10:25,777
It's about making every woman
feel like a princess.
280
00:10:25,812 --> 00:10:29,682
The website is getting...
Moderate traffic.
281
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,852
And I feel like
I am teaching women like you
282
00:10:32,886 --> 00:10:34,587
how to be women.
283
00:10:34,622 --> 00:10:38,158
By gluing sequins onto headbands
and selling them on Etsy?
284
00:10:39,394 --> 00:10:41,028
I've been sending out
my résumé.
285
00:10:41,062 --> 00:10:42,830
I think I need
to get a real job.
286
00:10:42,864 --> 00:10:45,500
Well, if you get a job,
who's gonna take care of me?
287
00:10:45,534 --> 00:10:47,268
I'm fat and my feet hurt,
288
00:10:47,303 --> 00:10:49,337
and I can't fit into the nook
next to the fridge
289
00:10:49,371 --> 00:10:52,407
to reach the diet cokes that my
doctor thinks I should cut down on.
290
00:10:52,441 --> 00:10:54,275
If you need someone
to take care of you,
291
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:56,044
why don't you just ask
N-E-A-L?
292
00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:58,680
[ Scoffs ] That's not
how he spells his name.
293
00:10:58,714 --> 00:11:00,715
Look, we are
independent women, Kate.
294
00:11:00,749 --> 00:11:03,051
We don't need to be married
or engaged...
295
00:11:03,086 --> 00:11:04,052
[ Sighs ]
296
00:11:04,087 --> 00:11:05,487
...Or owned.
297
00:11:05,521 --> 00:11:08,290
I am gonna raise a baby
by myself.
298
00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:10,325
It'll be just us three girls...
299
00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:12,660
Me, you, a baby.
300
00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:14,262
It's a revolution.
301
00:11:14,296 --> 00:11:16,798
Hey, what say, ladies?
302
00:11:16,832 --> 00:11:19,401
Whoa!
Sexy-nerd alert!
303
00:11:19,435 --> 00:11:20,435
[ Laughs ]
304
00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:22,070
Tara Gregson...
student.
305
00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:24,239
Ted got me in.
I picked my classes.
306
00:11:24,273 --> 00:11:25,874
Just got to fill out
some paperwork, but...
307
00:11:25,908 --> 00:11:27,575
Holy fuck.
You were serious.
308
00:11:27,609 --> 00:11:28,676
Yeah.
309
00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,478
I've got an interview
in about an hour
310
00:11:30,512 --> 00:11:31,979
with a Psych prof
whose class is actually full,
311
00:11:32,014 --> 00:11:34,449
but if he lets me in,
color me matriculated.
312
00:11:34,483 --> 00:11:37,052
That is an act
of unconditional motherly love.
313
00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:39,187
Thank you
for getting you off my back.
314
00:11:39,221 --> 00:11:40,621
Oh, God.
315
00:11:43,258 --> 00:11:45,326
I so wish I had your strength.
316
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,595
Who are you talking about?
317
00:11:47,629 --> 00:11:49,864
The whole abuse thing... You've just
pushed through it like nothing happened,
318
00:11:49,898 --> 00:11:53,334
and I'm just...
Totally emotionally obstructed.
319
00:11:53,368 --> 00:11:55,002
[ Scoffs ]
320
00:11:55,037 --> 00:11:57,204
I'm just blown away by how quickly
you've been able to recover
321
00:11:57,239 --> 00:11:59,807
from mom telling us
about Bryce.
322
00:11:59,841 --> 00:12:02,310
I mean, I don't know.
Do you ever think about him?
323
00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:04,045
Like maybe trying to find him?
324
00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,680
No.
325
00:12:06,715 --> 00:12:09,049
Absolutely not.
326
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:10,750
[ Sighs ]
327
00:12:13,621 --> 00:12:15,322
Okay, I'm gonna go.
328
00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:16,990
Wish me luck!
[ Sighs ]
329
00:12:17,024 --> 00:12:18,358
Go get 'em!
330
00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:19,992
[ Door opens ]
331
00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:21,760
Neil: Okay.
332
00:12:21,795 --> 00:12:24,129
Hey, Neil.
Hey, Tara.
333
00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:27,066
I have got folic acid,
334
00:12:27,101 --> 00:12:29,569
calcium chews, diet coke.
335
00:12:29,603 --> 00:12:31,305
You didn't have to do that.
336
00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:33,040
But I did, because I care.
337
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:37,045
Despite my public humiliation.
338
00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:40,248
Oh, and I also got...
339
00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:43,886
Tummy butter
and "tart deco" nail polish,
340
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,922
which I'll be applying
because you can't see your toes.
341
00:12:57,032 --> 00:12:58,666
[ Knock on door ]
342
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,000
No.
343
00:13:02,404 --> 00:13:04,504
[ Knock on door ]
344
00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:07,007
Office hours are not real.
345
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:09,944
[ Sighs ]
346
00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:11,111
[ Knock on window ]
347
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:12,780
What?!
348
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,617
Hi.
349
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:16,618
Hi.
350
00:13:16,652 --> 00:13:18,386
Uh, Dr. Hattaras?
Yes.
351
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:20,322
I'm Tara Gregson.
Yes.
352
00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:22,358
I was just accepted
to the program,
353
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:24,861
and I saw that your Abnormal
Psychology class is full.
354
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:28,598
Undergraduate Psych classes
tend to fill up rather quickly.
355
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,467
The semester has already begun.
356
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,369
Registration
started months ago.
357
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:36,407
If I was a vulgar man,
I would say you blew it.
358
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,075
[ Sighs ]
359
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,677
Okay, look.
360
00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:42,079
I am back at school for the
first time since the early '90s,
361
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,947
I've had my ass kicked by life,
362
00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:46,283
and I've had more therapy
than an ex-altar boy.
363
00:13:46,317 --> 00:13:47,851
I want to learn.
364
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:50,020
I mean, you couldn't ask
for a more willing vessel.
365
00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:52,456
Besides, you know 2 or 3
or 10 of these kids
366
00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:54,358
are bound to drop out
by October,
367
00:13:54,393 --> 00:13:56,560
their little brains
swollen with coors light.
368
00:13:56,595 --> 00:13:59,497
Me... I will still be there,
raising my damn hand
369
00:13:59,531 --> 00:14:01,432
like every other
overeager grown-up
370
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:04,235
who ever wanted
a second chance.
371
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:06,872
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
372
00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:08,240
All right!
373
00:14:09,876 --> 00:14:11,677
So, this is the syllabus.
374
00:14:11,711 --> 00:14:16,516
We will be studying letters
such as PTSD, OCD, MPD...
375
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,485
I think it's called
"D.I.D." now.
376
00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,253
No, don't do that.
377
00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:23,691
All right,
little Miss Kiss-Ass.
378
00:14:23,725 --> 00:14:25,659
The first assignment
is due on Wednesday.
379
00:14:25,694 --> 00:14:27,728
Please read chapter 4 of Nagel
380
00:14:27,762 --> 00:14:30,730
and choose one of the essay
topics on Somatization.
381
00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:32,432
Thank you very much.
Good day.
382
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:35,135
Oh.
One more thing.
383
00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:37,103
God, what is it? I'm like
the bloody giving tree here.
384
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,672
What do you want...
apples, shade, a canoe?
385
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:41,373
I just need you to sign
my add slip.
386
00:14:41,408 --> 00:14:42,608
[ Sighs ]
387
00:14:42,642 --> 00:14:44,009
Your essay.
388
00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:45,811
I read it, I like it...
I sign it.
389
00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:48,180
Mm-hmm.
390
00:14:52,585 --> 00:14:54,686
And this is what's refreshing
about me...
391
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,855
I am the only person that
you are gonna meet here today
392
00:14:56,889 --> 00:14:58,189
who isn't lying on her résumé.
393
00:14:58,223 --> 00:14:59,825
What's the point?
394
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:01,860
Yeah, I didn't go to college.
Yeah, I have a G.E.D.
395
00:15:01,894 --> 00:15:04,296
Yeah, I worked at Barnabeez
on Shawnee Mission Parkway
396
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,198
and had to sue
for sexual harassment,
397
00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:07,900
but that was only because
my boss was insane.
398
00:15:07,934 --> 00:15:10,203
This is what you get with me...
399
00:15:10,237 --> 00:15:12,506
I am smart.
I am dedicated.
400
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,274
I could write about fashion.
401
00:15:14,308 --> 00:15:16,209
I could write the hell
out of this magazine.
402
00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:18,812
This isn't a writer's position.
403
00:15:18,847 --> 00:15:20,348
It's administrative.
404
00:15:20,382 --> 00:15:23,050
But I could get there,
is what I'm saying.
405
00:15:23,085 --> 00:15:25,253
This is who I am.
I'm telling you everything.
406
00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:27,321
You can trust me to do
a good job because this is me.
407
00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:30,024
Is this also you?
408
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,761
[ Gasps ]
409
00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,162
Ugh.
410
00:15:36,197 --> 00:15:38,698
You know, that lotion you got me
was oil-based.
411
00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:40,300
It clogs my pores.
412
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:42,435
Could you maybe go out
and get me the other stuff?
413
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,170
[ Sighs ]
414
00:15:49,476 --> 00:15:50,877
[ Door slams ]
415
00:15:50,911 --> 00:15:52,678
What are you doing?
416
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:53,679
[ Growls ]
417
00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:54,947
That's my wedding cake.
418
00:15:54,982 --> 00:15:56,149
Beow!
419
00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:58,217
Neil, do not eat that!
420
00:15:59,286 --> 00:16:01,721
If you eat that,
I will fucking lose it!
421
00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,055
[ High-pitched ] Mmm!
422
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:06,393
Neil, do not eat the cake.
423
00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:10,497
What the fuck
is wrong with you?!
424
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:11,665
Why did you save this?
425
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:13,500
That's a $400 cake!
426
00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,502
People save wedding cakes
to remember their wedding,
427
00:16:15,537 --> 00:16:17,271
which you didn't have.
428
00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:19,706
I'm commemorating the day
I became an independent woman.
429
00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:21,208
[ Laughing ]
430
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:22,509
Stop that!
431
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:24,244
[ Muffled ] Oh, no.
I'm not eating cake.
432
00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:25,845
I'm eating your bullshit.
It's delicious.
433
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,313
What does that mean?
What does that mean? Hey, hey.
434
00:16:27,348 --> 00:16:28,815
You know what?
435
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:31,351
I know we don't
live together, okay?
436
00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:34,587
But [chuckles] I buy your groceries
437
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:37,257
a-a-and I pay
your cable bill
438
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,426
and I-I give you
emotional support.
439
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,628
So explain to me...
440
00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:44,898
Exactly how does this make you
an independent fucking woman?
441
00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:48,267
Do you understand the kind
of shit I'm going through?
442
00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:50,436
I got knocked up,
left at the altar,
443
00:16:50,471 --> 00:16:52,738
and became an abuse victim
in one year.
444
00:16:52,773 --> 00:16:55,107
I am not ready for a partner!
445
00:16:55,142 --> 00:16:56,876
Why don't you get that?
446
00:16:58,312 --> 00:17:00,880
You have a partner.
447
00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:12,291
[ Door opens, slams ]
448
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,931
Max: Hey, Tara.
449
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,899
I'm gonna go get drunk
with Neil,
450
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:22,434
do a little bowling so he
doesn't feel like such a loser.
451
00:17:22,469 --> 00:17:24,336
Well, have fun.
452
00:17:24,371 --> 00:17:25,637
[ Inhales sharply ]
453
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,339
You doing okay?
454
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:29,274
Well, it ain't comin' easy.
455
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,243
More like
it ain't comin' at all.
456
00:17:31,277 --> 00:17:32,844
You know, I haven't done this
in such a long time,
457
00:17:32,878 --> 00:17:34,613
and I am diving
right in the deep end.
458
00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:37,382
But I'll figure it out.
459
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,351
You always do.
460
00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,687
Go. Get drunk.
Have fun.
461
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,428
[ Inhales slowly ]
462
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,531
[ Sighs deeply ]
463
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,608
[ Breathing rhythmically ]
464
00:18:07,678 --> 00:18:09,812
[ Drumming ]
465
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,827
Fuck!
466
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,729
Why are you so bummed out?
467
00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:27,097
It was one interview
468
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:29,166
for a fashion magazine
in Kansas.
469
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,767
Okay, this is a place
470
00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:32,369
where girls wear
K.U. sweatshirts to prom.
471
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,837
Internet is evil, moosh.
472
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:35,839
Every stupid thing
I've ever done
473
00:18:35,874 --> 00:18:37,741
might as well be tattooed
on my fucking head.
474
00:18:37,776 --> 00:18:39,276
[ Inhales deeply ]
Ohh.
475
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:40,944
If I'd known
we were going to Barnabeez,
476
00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:42,779
I would have just stayed home.
477
00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,948
Everything about this place
makes my stomach churn.
478
00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:47,284
Even the deep-fried
barna-brats?
479
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,953
Depends. Do you like
chewing on a shit-filled condom?
480
00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:51,588
Kate!
481
00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:53,223
Here's the Barnabeez lowdown...
482
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,958
Anything that says
"fresh seafood"
483
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:56,860
is made from this rubbery,
whitefish flap.
484
00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:58,361
In the kitchen,
485
00:18:58,396 --> 00:19:00,096
they have these cookie cutters
shaped like a clam
486
00:19:00,131 --> 00:19:01,931
and a crab leg and a shrimp...
Whatever.
487
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,433
And there's
these delicious sprays.
488
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,802
Ugh.
It's just nauseating.
489
00:19:05,836 --> 00:19:07,871
Do they serve alcohol here?
I need a drink.
490
00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,572
[ Sighs ]
Tell me about it.
491
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,374
Aren't you writing
that paper tonight, mom?
492
00:19:11,408 --> 00:19:12,575
How's it going?
493
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,211
[ Sighs ]
Honestly? Not great.
494
00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:17,513
I had a few moments today
where I thought,
495
00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:20,350
"God, what have I done?
What if I can't pull this off?
496
00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,419
What if I'm already
everything I'm ever gonna be?"
497
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,722
Okay, stop.
You can't talk like that, mom.
498
00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:28,659
Because if you've never
done anything and you're old,
499
00:19:28,693 --> 00:19:30,261
what does that mean for us?
500
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,696
I mean,
am I gonna be sitting here
501
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,397
in this same booth
20 years from now,
502
00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:35,833
bumming out my beautiful
daughter and gay son
503
00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:37,835
about all the things
I never did?
504
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:40,839
Woman: Kate?
505
00:19:40,873 --> 00:19:42,774
Kate Gregson?
506
00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:45,477
Everyone in the back
thought that it was you,
507
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:47,679
but I didn't think
it was possible.
508
00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:50,681
Somebody said you're, like,
a spy or something.
509
00:19:50,716 --> 00:19:53,618
Well, I can't really
talk about it right now.
510
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,419
Oh.
511
00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,822
Hey, someone sent back
this crab leg supreme.
512
00:19:57,856 --> 00:20:00,791
Now, you've got to tell me
something about your life.
513
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,159
I won't say a word.
514
00:20:02,193 --> 00:20:03,961
I told you it was her.
515
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,529
I'd recognize you anywhere.
516
00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:08,932
Hey, Kate,
I saw this video online
517
00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:10,467
of this girl
sitting on a cake...
518
00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:16,874
[ Kate moans ]
519
00:20:20,246 --> 00:20:21,814
Mmm.
520
00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:23,682
Oh.
521
00:20:23,717 --> 00:20:25,284
Ow!
522
00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:26,686
Ow! Ow! Jesus.
523
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,421
Ow! Fuck!
524
00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:30,423
[ Inhales sharply ]
525
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,991
Shit.
526
00:20:32,025 --> 00:20:33,659
[ Breathing sharply ]
527
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,328
[ Speed-dialing ]
528
00:20:36,362 --> 00:20:39,697
Oh, Neil.
Call me asap.
529
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:41,299
I felt something.
530
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:42,533
Ah! It's the baby!
531
00:20:42,568 --> 00:20:45,737
Help!
I'm in fucking labor!
532
00:20:45,771 --> 00:20:47,472
[ Doorbell ringing rapidly ]
Oh! Shit!
533
00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:49,041
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
534
00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:50,842
God, God, God. God, God.
535
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,145
Shit! Shit! Shit!
536
00:20:53,179 --> 00:20:55,080
Fuck! Fuck! Shit!
537
00:20:55,114 --> 00:20:56,248
Ow! Ow, ow!
538
00:20:56,282 --> 00:20:57,249
Ugh!
539
00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:59,251
[ Moaning ] Ow, ow, ow!
540
00:20:59,286 --> 00:21:00,486
Please!
541
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,521
Help!
542
00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:04,057
Oh, my God.
543
00:21:04,092 --> 00:21:05,392
All right, okay.
God!
544
00:21:05,426 --> 00:21:08,195
Hang on. Hang on.
Help! Oh, no!
545
00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:10,730
Hang on!
[ Crying ] I don't want to see that.
546
00:21:10,765 --> 00:21:12,765
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
547
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,903
Damn!
[ Laughs ]
548
00:21:17,937 --> 00:21:20,205
Jesus, you're on fire.
Mnh!
549
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,440
It's a shame to waste it
on the one night of the year
550
00:21:22,475 --> 00:21:25,343
when all the super-hot chicks
decide to not go bowling.
551
00:21:25,377 --> 00:21:26,510
[ Chuckles ]
552
00:21:30,115 --> 00:21:31,682
[ Gasps ]
553
00:21:31,717 --> 00:21:33,851
[ Laughing ]
Son of a bitch!
554
00:21:33,886 --> 00:21:36,387
Way my life's going, it's like
I'm Charlie fucking Brown.
555
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,822
[ Chuckles ]
556
00:21:37,856 --> 00:21:39,757
Yeah?
What does that make me?
557
00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:42,593
What am I... am I pig-pen
or the, uh...The black one?
558
00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:45,396
I want to know his name,
but...Oh, man.
559
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,565
Even if I knew it, I would still
call him "the black one."
560
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:49,233
Female passer-by:
It's Franklin!
561
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,634
I do not know
what to do right now...
562
00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:53,370
All this shit
with Tara going back to school.
563
00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,672
What shit?
564
00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:56,740
I thought you guys
were excited about that.
565
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,644
Well, she is.
I'm not.
566
00:21:59,678 --> 00:22:01,579
Look,
what I'm about to tell you,
567
00:22:01,614 --> 00:22:02,981
few people know about,
568
00:22:03,015 --> 00:22:05,517
so do not repeat this
to anybody.
569
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,085
Yeah, OK... Yeah.
I get it.
570
00:22:09,255 --> 00:22:13,491
The real reason Tara dropped out
of school last time around...
571
00:22:13,525 --> 00:22:14,992
She tried to kill herself.
572
00:22:15,027 --> 00:22:16,560
Yeah, I know that.
573
00:22:16,595 --> 00:22:18,262
What?
574
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,430
Yeah, Charmaine told me.
575
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:22,399
Is that, like,
a big secret or...?
576
00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,100
Fuck, yeah!
577
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,468
Fuck.
578
00:22:25,502 --> 00:22:27,303
Well, then what's the problem,
though?
579
00:22:27,338 --> 00:22:29,006
Wasn't that, like,
50 years ago?
580
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,208
Well, the big deal is,
if things get tough,
581
00:22:31,242 --> 00:22:32,976
I don't want anything
to happen to her.
582
00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:34,211
Like what?
583
00:22:34,246 --> 00:22:37,315
Like her
trying to hurt herself again.
584
00:22:37,349 --> 00:22:39,284
[ Chuckling ]
W-wait. Stop.
585
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:41,654
You don't want your wife taking
a couple of college courses,
586
00:22:41,688 --> 00:22:43,322
and you have no problem
587
00:22:43,357 --> 00:22:44,891
with her putting on
a pair of dime-store glasses,
588
00:22:44,925 --> 00:22:47,694
flying all over town
on a motorcycle?
589
00:22:47,728 --> 00:22:50,730
I mean, Buck has guns.
You okay with that?
590
00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:52,766
No, I'm not okay
with any of it.
591
00:22:52,801 --> 00:22:55,502
Au contraire, or you would have
left her a long ago.
592
00:22:55,537 --> 00:22:58,139
Hey, let me tell you something
that I learned...
593
00:22:58,173 --> 00:22:59,673
Thank you.
594
00:22:59,707 --> 00:23:01,809
...During all this
Charmaine bullshit.
595
00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:05,612
You...Have...No...Control.
596
00:23:05,647 --> 00:23:06,780
I feel responsible.
597
00:23:06,814 --> 00:23:08,081
You're not.
598
00:23:08,116 --> 00:23:11,384
If your wife
wants to go back to school,
599
00:23:11,419 --> 00:23:14,520
like it or not, you got to
take your hand off the wheel.
600
00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:16,456
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
601
00:23:19,759 --> 00:23:22,394
[ Chuckling ]
I have 11 missed calls?
602
00:23:22,428 --> 00:23:24,696
Good news, mommy.
Peanut is fine.
603
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:26,964
It hasn't even dropped yet.
Ohh.
604
00:23:26,999 --> 00:23:28,899
And your cervix
is still tight as a drum.
605
00:23:28,934 --> 00:23:31,301
Can you put that
in layman's terms, doctor?
606
00:23:31,336 --> 00:23:34,238
But what about the pain?
I was totally contracting.
607
00:23:34,272 --> 00:23:36,174
They're Braxton Hicks.
608
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,876
Pre-labor contractions,
609
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,578
which you learned about
in your childbirth classes?
610
00:23:39,612 --> 00:23:41,980
Yeah, I did. Made me think.
[ Chuckles ]
611
00:23:42,014 --> 00:23:43,781
Just hang out here.
I'll check you out.
612
00:23:43,816 --> 00:23:45,483
Okay. Thank you.
613
00:23:45,518 --> 00:23:47,486
[ Panting ] Hey.
Hey.
614
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,487
Y-you're... you're okay?
The baby's okay?
615
00:23:49,522 --> 00:23:52,324
Yeah.
It was false labor.
616
00:23:52,358 --> 00:23:53,458
Wah, wah.
617
00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:54,994
[ Chuckling ]
Thank God.
618
00:23:55,028 --> 00:23:56,128
Um...
619
00:23:58,065 --> 00:24:02,002
Can I have a-a moment with
the mother of my child, please?
620
00:24:02,036 --> 00:24:03,671
[ Chuckles ]
Sure.
621
00:24:03,705 --> 00:24:05,773
[ Woman speaking on P.A. ]
622
00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:09,944
I'm moving in.
Neil...
623
00:24:09,978 --> 00:24:11,879
and we're buying
some baby books, okay?
624
00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:14,415
I don't want
to not be here for this.
625
00:24:14,449 --> 00:24:15,583
Okay?
626
00:24:15,617 --> 00:24:18,252
I mean, this...
this is important to me.
627
00:24:18,286 --> 00:24:20,888
And you're important to me.
628
00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:22,857
And I'm important to you, too.
629
00:24:26,795 --> 00:24:28,262
All right.
You can have the couch.
630
00:24:28,296 --> 00:24:29,763
[ Sighs ]
631
00:24:38,673 --> 00:24:42,610
I got you
some tea and cookies and...
632
00:24:42,644 --> 00:24:44,045
If you need it,
633
00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:46,647
I think I can scrounge up
some crank.
634
00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:49,082
[ Laughs ]
Why, thank you, baby.
635
00:24:49,117 --> 00:24:50,984
[ Both laugh ]
636
00:24:51,019 --> 00:24:54,521
Hey, I know how badly
you want to finish school,
637
00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:58,125
and...I haven't exactly
been supportive.
638
00:24:58,159 --> 00:25:00,227
But...
639
00:25:00,262 --> 00:25:02,830
I spent two nights
in a hospital room,
640
00:25:02,864 --> 00:25:05,633
like the one we were in tonight,
just praying you'd wake up.
641
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,635
And...
642
00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:10,105
Those are memories
I'll never forget.
643
00:25:10,139 --> 00:25:12,074
So I'm kind of terrified.
644
00:25:12,108 --> 00:25:13,942
And I know that's irrational,
645
00:25:13,977 --> 00:25:17,614
and...it's not fair
to let my shit hold you back.
646
00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:20,116
But that's where I am
right now.
647
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,886
I know you got
a lot of work to do.
648
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:28,792
I'm just sick of disappearing
649
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,394
and...
650
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:33,830
Being the least interesting
person inside me.
651
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,565
You're not.
652
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,633
Chicken is.
653
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,569
[ Laughs ]
654
00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,472
Come here.
655
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:42,972
Use me if you need me,
656
00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:45,208
'cause I spell
real good-like.
657
00:25:45,242 --> 00:25:46,309
Pbht!
658
00:25:46,343 --> 00:25:47,978
[ Laughs ]
659
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,951
[ Sighs ]
660
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,987
[ Keys clacking ]
661
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,100
[ Sighs ]
662
00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:12,604
Okay.
663
00:26:23,118 --> 00:26:25,352
[ Clacking quickens ]
664
00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,066
[ As Buck ]
Easy there, little lady.
665
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,568
What the fuck was that?
666
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,037
[ As Alice ] Don't you worry.
We're here now.
667
00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:47,772
I got your back, missy.
668
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:51,108
Let's not go starting
this nonsense again.
669
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,245
You need some rest.
Mommies can't do everything.
670
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,349
[ As Shoshana ] I'd say
we still have some work to do.
671
00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:01,185
I-I don't want your help.
I want to do this by myself.
672
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,087
Mm. You can't.
673
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,890
You need us...
now more than ever.
674
00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,204
[ As T ] I don't need dick!
675
00:27:07,813 --> 00:27:09,147
Unless it's that guy's.
676
00:27:10,366 --> 00:27:11,667
Back off, girl.
677
00:27:11,793 --> 00:27:13,294
You leave him be.
678
00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:15,730
He's got a lot on his mind.
He's very concerned.
679
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,799
What say we get down
to what's what
680
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,434
and knock out this paper, yeah?
681
00:27:19,469 --> 00:27:22,204
You type.
I'll pontificate.
682
00:27:29,013 --> 00:27:32,415
Somatization,
sometimes known as hysteria,
683
00:27:32,449 --> 00:27:36,818
is derived from the Greek word
"hyster," meaning "womb."
684
00:27:36,853 --> 00:27:40,455
Historically, these accusations
have been leveled at women.
685
00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:43,758
♪ I want it to be over ♪
686
00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:47,996
♪ turn the boat around
and bring that girl in ♪
687
00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:51,332
♪ I stumble through the error ♪
688
00:27:51,366 --> 00:27:55,737
♪ hope deferred makes the heart
sick, sick, sick ♪
689
00:27:55,771 --> 00:27:58,771
♪ the circle rules and ruins ♪
690
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:09,171
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