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Tattoos really hurt.
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Don't let anyone tell you they don't.
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But I don't regret it...
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because it'll always remind me of Kate.
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And it didn't hurt nearly as much as pushing all 8 pounds, 7 ounces of her
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through my birth canal.
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But something else happened in that tattoo parlor.
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Sometimes she pretends
Mom's blood...
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A french canadian ho-bag...
Mom's skin.
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Used to go out with Lance Armstrong
Mom's teeth, mom's hair.
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Just do it, Luther.
You sure?
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You're a visitor, and you know it.
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Do it, baby.
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I wasn't there...
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but I could actually hear what T. was hearing
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before I transitioned.
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And then there was last night...
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I don't know why it's happening or how...
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but the feeling is...
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incredible.
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When the host and the alter
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share the same experience simultaneously,
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it's called co-consciousness.
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This is quite a breakthrough, Tara.
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So can I expect this to happen more often?
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If you continue to work so hard
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and make such progress.
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Now, I want to discuss something else.
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Given where you are in your treatment, Tara,
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I think it might be time for you to see another therapist,
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one who has more experience with D.I.D. patients.
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I've discussed this with my clinical supervisor who agrees,
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and we've come up with some recommendations together.
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If you think it'll help to throw another therapist
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into the mix, then let's push even harder.
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You'd actually be seeing another therapist instead of me.
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This other doctor I'm thinking of runs an excellent program.
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Wait, so...
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you're... breaking up with me?
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Technically, it's a termination.
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Oh, god, that's even worse.
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You're just giving up on me.
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Oh, no, Tara. It's not like that.
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Let me... reframe this for you.
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It'll help if you think of it
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not as the end of our relationship, but as a sort of graduation
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from one stage of treatment to another.
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And we'll still have four more sessions together
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to help you through the transition.
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Great.
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Just what I need...
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more transitions.
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So a kiss like from here to eternity?
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More like a place in the sun.
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Marshall!
I know.
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Look, he's coming. Just... just act natural.
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Well, that wasn't very Montgomery Clift of him.
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Maybe he didn't see me.
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Yeah, and maybe he's secretly blind,
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like he lost his eyesight to childhood fevers,
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but he developed sonar like a bat.
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Okay, that's enough.
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Look, Marshall, I mean, it's great to see you all oogly and everything.
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I just don't ever wanna find you crucified on a fence.
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Too soon for that reference.
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Look, Jason just texted me,
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asking to meet him at the bike trails after school.
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Does your bike even have gears?
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Three of them.
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So when all the leaves are bagged,
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and make sure you use the bags made of recycled paper.
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You wouldn't believe the flack we got last year.
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cost us a lot of votes.
Bummer.
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Yes, we want all the decorative grasses cinched with bunting.
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The effect should be like sheaves of grain.
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Right, right, so you can remind the mayor's donors
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of our great agricultural heritage, right?
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Exactly, Max, and...
Excuse me, Carol!
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Hey, pop the trunk.
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Thanks for helping me out with this stuff.
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No offense, but Carol's like fucking Alice on meth.
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Are these biodegradable?
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Totally.
You're the best.
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How'd it go with ocean?
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Oceanic.
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Oceanic?
What's that mean?
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Well, it was interesting.
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She thinks I'm making real progress,
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but she also wants to terminate our therapy in a month.
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What?
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What the fuck?
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We need her.
Why'd she do that?
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I'm not exactly sure.
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Oh, hi, Tara.
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Max, I don't know how to say this, but...
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Is he documented?
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Octavio? Very much so.
Oh, thank heavens.
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Okay, so as soon as you're ready, we need
to talk mums and gourds and what not.
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You got it, Carol.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Right now I'm gonna pick up Charmaine,
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and then I'm going to process...
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my last therapy session.
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Okay.
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Sounds good.
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Max? Max. Max!
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They're raking up my bulbs!
Max!
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Shit.
Stop that.
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I gotta go.
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So how are you feeling today?
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All fixed up?
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100%.
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It must have been my care package.
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Yeah. The soup was great. Thanks.
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I'm just here for my check.
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You know, Kitty, any shift missed due to malingering
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is justifiable cause for suspension.
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And/or the withholding of one day's pay
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or the outright dismissal at the manager's discretion.
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It's in the Barnabeez covenant.
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You have to come up with a better excuse.
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What the hell is that?
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I saw it on your fridge, and I couldn't resist.
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You stole a picture from me?
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What the hell were you thinking?
It was looking right at me.
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Look, you can have it back if you want.
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No, no, no.
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No. It's okay.
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Actually, I don't ever want to see it again.
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Well, maybe you'd like a photo of me too
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for those times that we can't be together.
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No. That's okay.
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I'm good.
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I'm glad you came around.
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This gift certificate's about to expire.
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The endoscopy center gives perks like this?
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No, it's from that temp job I had at that construction company.
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I think after three months of answering phones
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next to a pile driver, they felt sorry for me.
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I just hope you're not wasting it on me.
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Look,
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if all the people who spent all their time and money at therapy each week
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just took a spa day instead, the world would be a much saner place.
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Maybe.
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I'm just... I'm still not sure about the massage part.
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I just don't like strangers touching me.
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You're gonna love it.
Trust me.
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Wow!
Well, is it a good picture?
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Who cares if it's a good picture?
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It's creepy.
Yeah, you're right.
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And he's usually more subtle than that.
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Usually?
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Well, except for right now.
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That's the new trainee.
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You know, you might have grounds for sexual harassment.
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You should call H.R. My sister's best
friend's cousin. You don't know her.
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But she sued her boss,
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and she got a white Lexus and invisaligns.
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So if there's anything that every good and true member
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of the Barnabeez family knows, it's that there's no
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fraternizing or loitering
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when you're off the clock.
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Don't worry.
I was just leaving.
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Oh, you just wanted to come here so you could show off your new rack.
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True.
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But I also need to glow tonight.
It's the all-important second date.
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Did I mention he's an environmental lawyer?
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30 times.
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So why do you think Ocean just suddenly dumped me?
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Who knows, Tara?
I mean...
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We never know why someone breaks up with us.
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I mean, I lie to guys all the time, and I'm sure they lie to me.
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Well, maybe dumped is a wrong word choice.
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We weren't actually dating.
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Sure sounds like you were.
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I mean, gotta give her credit, though, for that graduation line.
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I'm gonna bust that one out.
It's so much better than,
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"it's not you, it's me."
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You know, you could be a little more sympathetic.
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I am sympathetic.
I mean, what was your plan?
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Did you think you were gonna keep seeing her for the rest of your life?
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No.
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Just until I got better.
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She was the first therapist I could trust.
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Now I have to start all over again with someone else.
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Well, maybe you were too much for her.
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I mean, you are a handful, Tara.
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What does that mean?
There's four of you.
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Plus Ocean.
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That's not a relationship.
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It's an orgy.
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Ladies, it's time for your massages.
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Okay, you can lie flat, dear. Just rest your head here.
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In the... big donut thingy?
That's right.
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All right.
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Let's see.
Here we go.
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Now, I'm gonna begin very gently...
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And you just let me know if you'd like something more intense.
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You carry all your tension here.
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Was that too much?
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I'm sorry, ma'am, but it's your sister.
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Of course it is.
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Oh my God!
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Are you okay?
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Hands off, bitches!
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God!
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She's okay. She's got a touch phobia thing.
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Tara, what was that?
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That... That fit thing?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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That... that thing.
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You're fucked up.
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T. look, I know you don't like me,
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but we're gonna have to put up with each other for a little bit, okay?.
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That was really scary back there.
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T. you're gonna have to just leave Tara alone for a little while.
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Why don't I leave you alone?
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Fuck, yeah!
I'm just gonna...
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Welcome. You have reached Barnabeez' human resources office.
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If you would like to join the Barnabeez family, press or say one.
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If you are already a member...
Dad. You're home.
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Hey, honey.
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You haven't seen T. by any chance, have you?
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No. Why? What'd she do now?
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Had an episode at the spa, dissed your aunt.
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And now I'm all tense again.
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Define episode.
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Max?
Wait.
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Well, apparently your mom really doesn't like massages.
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What happened? Is she okay?
No, she's fine. She...
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just kind of got stressed out because her therapist is terminating her.
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She didn't terminate her. It's not Robocop.
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Max, her therapist is breaking up with her.
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Why are they breaking up?
Who's breaking up?
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You know what? That is mine. We charged it to my credit card.
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I'll reimburse you, Charmaine.
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Fucking knock it off.
Jackass.
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Old bitch.
All right, all right.
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Fuck yourself.
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God, please.
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What happened at the spa?
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They were all up in my shit. I had to get out of there.
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Sounds like Gimme came out. Any idea why?
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Man, how many times do I have to tell you
I don't know shit about that Gimme shit.
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All right.
I believe you.
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Why don't you go out to the shed and chill out for a bit?
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'Cause I'm already chill. I'm the chill-chill-chillingest.
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Now I need to smoke because of this interrogation.
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No further than the yard.
Yes, dad!
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Max, I know you guys are still sorting shit out,
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but I have a date tonight that I do not intend to miss.
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So do you think you could drive me home so I could flat-iron my hair
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and get my glow on?
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You think you could stay here till Tara comes back, please?
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How long's that gonna be?
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I don't know.
258
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Sure. Fine.
259
00:14:52,565 --> 00:14:53,615
That was...
260
00:14:54,308 --> 00:14:55,308
I...
261
00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,532
You're right... that's definitely the best way home.
262
00:14:57,615 --> 00:14:59,415
Yeah. It's great up there.
263
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So much simpler, away from everyone else.
264
00:15:01,732 --> 00:15:03,432
Hey, Reverend, you're preaching to the choir.
265
00:15:03,515 --> 00:15:05,715
Yo, whassup, boys?
266
00:15:06,885 --> 00:15:09,892
I believe you've met T. before.
You been out ridin', huh?
267
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,002
I take the bike trails home every day.
268
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,552
So that's how you keep your trunk packed so tight.
269
00:15:14,635 --> 00:15:16,538
Shouldn't you be watching Jerry Springer?
270
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:18,522
Yeah. But Charmaine's in the house.
271
00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:20,375
Then why don't you go hang out in the shed?
272
00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,193
No smokin' in the shed!
273
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:30,162
You want some alone time.
274
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:32,295
Hey, I'm cool.
T. don't judge.
275
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:37,058
Sorry. Every family's got a downwardly mobile one.
276
00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:39,715
I like her.
I think she's funny.
277
00:15:41,995 --> 00:15:43,695
You even like my family.
278
00:15:44,825 --> 00:15:46,484
So do you wanna hang out again?
279
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:49,795
Yeah, definitely. Let's ride our bikes home again tomorrow.
280
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,055
I meant kind of...
281
00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:54,715
Hang out...
282
00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:56,052
in my room...
283
00:15:56,135 --> 00:15:59,132
which is a very peaceful place away from other people.
284
00:15:59,215 --> 00:16:01,815
You know, I noticed that last weekend.
285
00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:05,485
It wasn't bad, was it?
286
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,055
It wasn't bad at all.
287
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:11,259
We can do that again.
288
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:13,636
We could do that now, you know.
289
00:16:18,225 --> 00:16:19,702
Can I see you inside?
290
00:16:19,785 --> 00:16:21,185
Right now, dad? This...
291
00:16:22,175 --> 00:16:24,382
Moment in history?
Yeah, it's important.
292
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,635
Hey, Jason.
293
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,717
Shit. I hate important.
294
00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:31,972
Be cool, bro.
Tomorrow... we ride again.
295
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:33,805
All right. Cool.
See ya.
296
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:47,795
You just gonna leave Marshall's bike there?
297
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:52,005
Where does he keep it?
298
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,545
Come on.
I'll show ya.
299
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:01,845
Over there.
300
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,225
You're Marshall's bf, huh?
301
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,545
I'm not anybody's bf.
302
00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,179
Just gettin' benefits.
303
00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:27,168
You like boys though, right?
304
00:17:28,725 --> 00:17:29,725
Maybe.
305
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:31,339
You like girls?
306
00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:33,605
Maybe.
307
00:17:35,415 --> 00:17:36,415
Maybe...
308
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:38,275
you're bisexual.
309
00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:41,895
Maybe I'm 16.
310
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,575
We're the same age, you know.
311
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,175
Are you sure?
312
00:17:51,265 --> 00:17:52,265
Very sure.
313
00:17:53,035 --> 00:17:54,885
I'm just mature for my age.
314
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,166
It's just fucking bizarre.
315
00:17:59,675 --> 00:18:01,952
So mom's new alter is a fucking animal?
316
00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:03,612
Why do you have to say fuck all the time?
317
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:05,895
It's not an animal. It's like a...
318
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,685
primitive side of her.
319
00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:08,751
Preverbal.
320
00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,665
No social skills.
321
00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:16,645
Kind of alter that defaces murals and pees in people's beds.
322
00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:20,355
I knew I didn't wet the bed.
Oh, my God.
323
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,575
That is such a relief.
324
00:18:23,305 --> 00:18:24,755
And yet not at all.
325
00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:27,172
Fuckety fuck fuck.
New word, Kate.
326
00:18:27,255 --> 00:18:28,255
Fuck.
327
00:18:29,365 --> 00:18:30,899
Well, this is fantastic.
328
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:33,382
Tara thinks she's a rottweiler or something.
329
00:18:33,465 --> 00:18:36,582
Congratulations, Marshall. You finally
got that dog you always wanted.
330
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:39,312
Shut up.
Dad, can you please install a lock on my door?
331
00:18:39,658 --> 00:18:41,826
I just realized that I don't want mom to come in and pee on me.
332
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:45,308
She's not gonna pee on you.
Not if you walk her regularly.
333
00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:47,195
Okay, I know it's a stressful time,
334
00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:49,375
but, you know, maybe you can keep your shit together?
335
00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:50,655
Sorry.
336
00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:55,927
So what are we gonna do?
Nothin' till mom comes home.
337
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,300
Okay? No decisions without her.
Agreed?
338
00:19:02,385 --> 00:19:04,185
I'm gonna go check on her.
339
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,075
Good idea, Marsh.
Thanks, Marsh.
340
00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:34,715
Get the hell outta my shit.
You get the hell out.
341
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,547
Marsh, man, I am... I am so sorry.
342
00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:42,575
Stop it.
343
00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:45,785
This is fucking bullshit!
344
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,417
Marshall!
Just get away from me.
345
00:19:58,065 --> 00:20:00,244
What did I...
What do you fucking think?
346
00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:29,385
That wasn't me. I would never...
347
00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:36,385
I wish I could protect you from...
348
00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,345
I can protect myself.
349
00:21:02,735 --> 00:21:05,685
Come on. I'm sorry I didn't have the time today.
350
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,785
So what, T. came out at the spa?
351
00:21:09,099 --> 00:21:10,307
Yeah, after Gimme.
352
00:21:11,185 --> 00:21:12,101
Shit.
353
00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:15,669
Nobody got hurt. No damage done.
Just a weird appearance.
354
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:18,952
I smoothed it over with management.
We just owe Charmaine
355
00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:21,662
a plush robe and a massage.
Charmaine knows about Gimme?
356
00:21:21,745 --> 00:21:22,895
And the kids.
357
00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:24,071
Jesus.
358
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,385
Sorry, but things are just getting way too grotesque here,
359
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:28,408
so I'm staying the night at Tanya's.
360
00:21:31,496 --> 00:21:33,946
At least her parents are just boozers.
361
00:21:34,515 --> 00:21:36,515
Poor Marshall.
He's okay.
362
00:21:37,405 --> 00:21:38,405
How?
363
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:41,322
He's gonna be okay. Listen.
He's taking the Billie Holiday cure rightnow.
364
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:43,105
Just give him some time.
365
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,595
Come on.
366
00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:00,941
No. I've never heard that before.
367
00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:03,110
But go on.
368
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:07,615
Can we make it 7:30 instead?
369
00:22:09,255 --> 00:22:10,617
Can we continue this later?
370
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:13,515
My boss just walked in.
371
00:22:15,555 --> 00:22:16,555
Me too.
372
00:22:16,775 --> 00:22:18,425
I'll see you soon. Bye.
373
00:22:20,455 --> 00:22:21,392
What?
374
00:22:21,475 --> 00:22:22,775
You are my boss.
375
00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:27,095
I'm sorry about today.
376
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:30,582
I'll make it up to you.
377
00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:31,665
How?
378
00:22:34,005 --> 00:22:35,205
You know what?
379
00:22:35,465 --> 00:22:37,315
I needed a new robe anyhow.
380
00:22:44,315 --> 00:22:45,715
What a day.
381
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:13,155
Welcome. You have reached Barnabeez' human resources office.
382
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:17,325
If you would like to join the Barnabeez family, press or say one.
383
00:23:17,635 --> 00:23:21,521
To check the status of your application, press or say two.
384
00:23:58,295 --> 00:24:02,547
For one of our human resources professionals, press or say eight.
385
00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:03,932
Eight.
386
00:24:04,015 --> 00:24:07,122
I'm sorry, I did not understand...
Eight!
387
00:24:07,205 --> 00:24:09,552
Welcome...
Eight. Fucking eight!
388
00:24:09,635 --> 00:24:11,992
Please leave your name, store number,
389
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:14,575
and contact information after the tone.
390
00:24:16,975 --> 00:24:19,325
Hi, this is Kate Gregson.
391
00:24:20,265 --> 00:24:23,865
I am at store number 437 in Overland Park.
392
00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:27,102
And, you can call me back.
393
00:24:27,185 --> 00:24:29,047
My number is 913
394
00:24:29,215 --> 00:24:32,717
555-0173.
395
00:24:33,035 --> 00:24:36,335
Please call me back. My manager is a total freak show.
396
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:44,135
Have a good date.
397
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,816
I'll probably fuck it up.
Maybe. With that attitude.
398
00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:49,292
Hello!
399
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,652
The shed's on fire.
400
00:24:51,755 --> 00:24:52,755
What?
401
00:24:55,585 --> 00:24:56,585
Holy shit!
402
00:24:57,368 --> 00:24:58,818
Get the other hose.
403
00:25:09,645 --> 00:25:10,745
Right there.
404
00:25:10,795 --> 00:25:15,345
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