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Previously, on United States of Tara...
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What are we doing here?
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We're in different places in our lives.
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I just want to be an employee again.
I'm not sure I can do that.
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I got fucking fired from my fucking work today.
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Gene, can I have my job back?
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Kate, I've given you the after-school shift on Monday.
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I hope to see you there.
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I think he's nice.
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You're so cute. Come on.
Thank you.
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What do you think of these?
Do you think Dr. Pete can fix me?
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You're a nice-lookin' woman.
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I bet that commie doctor fixed you up good.
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I think there may be a new alter.
Tell me everything now.
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It's animalistic. Pure id I guess.
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Dr. Ocean says with the...
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You and Dr. Ocean've been talkin' about this?'bout me?
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I'm gonna go meet Tara's old roommate, Heidi.
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One morning, Tara comes back to the room
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and she'd been knocked around. His name is Trip Johanssen.
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Wait till Tara's next session. And we'll talk together about this.
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Sous-titres: browncoat, grischka, lafeelicita, salomon, valpi
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SeriesSub.com
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So...
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Let's talk about the new alter.
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Can I just say I think it's totally weird that you guys talked about me
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when I wasn't there. I know sometimes Max and I come together, but,
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aren't you supposed to be
my therapist?
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Of course I am.
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That's my fault, I came over here.
There was never any breach
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of confidentiality.
Was it a crisis?
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I mean, was I a threat to myself or others?
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I didn't know what it was.
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I just wanted to get you some support.
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I don't feel supported. I feel kind of sold-out.
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Great.
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What can I do,
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right now?
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Anyway you can help me understand Gimme?
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I believe
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that Gimme holds all your raw emotions.
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It's Gimme's job to keep the truth from coming to light.
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I know the name of the guy.
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You what?
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I know the name of the guy at boarding school.
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You know what? I'm sorry, I can't deal with this.
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I wish you would stay.
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It's up to you.
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It's her session.
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I met with your old roommate, Heidi.
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What?
I met with Heidi.
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The guy's a fucking Johanssen.
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I don't want to know!
So of course, just no record
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of anything that happened to you at that school? His family's name
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is on every godamm building.
It's a big fucking black hole, Max.
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The month before and the month after. There's nothing there.
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Every shrink who's ever looked inside my skull
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has said there is a reason I don't know.
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Maybe I don't want to know what that reason is.
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I'm just trying to help.
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It's like you've got all these John Wayne movies
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going on inside your head.
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Like you're some cowboy and you're gonna ride into town
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on your big horse and clean everything up.
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You know what? I'm not your town.
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So you're going on shift?
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How'd you guess?
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How psyched are you you're off from school today?
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Teacher work days are second only to bomb scares.
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That wasn't funny.
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But you know what is?
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Tomorrow night, I have 2 tickets
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to my roommate Kurt's improv show. It's great.
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I mean they have no idea what they're gonna say next.
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Actually, I think I'm coming down with something.
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Sorry.
Oh really?
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Last time you were sick, you had a party.
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When are you coming down with it, do you think?
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How should I know?
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I think it's plague from the chicken salad we serve here,
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but it could also be staph infection.
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You know, from Gramble's coke nail.
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Katie, way to hit me where I live.
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You should go home.
Really?
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Yeah.
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Are you gonna doc me?
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Of course not.
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You were thinking about it.
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I gotta to take Kimmy to some gymnastics bullshit, pizza bullshit.
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I'll be back after to finish the project, though.
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The project from Hell that refuses to end.
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It's cool mister. I ain't mad at you.
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Charmaine, you keep saying "Spangly top,"
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but I'm pretty sure T. doesn't have anything spangly. She's not Celine Dion.
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Ok I'll take a look and I'll leave it out for you. Bye.
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Hi Mrs Gregson.
Hey, Jason. Good to see you.
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He's cute.
What?
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You sure he's in the... market?
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Mum, that is so wildly helpful. I really appreciate it.
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You're looking up flights to Tokyo?
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Yeah. Not that I'll ever be able to afford it on my sweat shop salary.
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How about this? Bus ride to Omaha, 45 dollars.
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Get a free fold-up chair.
You must be desperate.
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Something happened?
Yeah.
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I just kind of made a bad decision at work, so
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now I want to crawl out of my fucking skin.
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I just wish I could get away like you do.
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It's not as glamorous as I make it look.
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Seriously mum, don't ever just want to get the fuck out?
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Ok.
Ok what?
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Let's get the fuck out.
Seriously?
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Where you wanna go?
Tokyo?
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Closer.
St Louis Galleria?
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Green Hornet's leaving in 5.
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Sweet.
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Hey bitch cakes.
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Thanks.
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Bitch cakes?
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Mum's trying to act all cool because we're going on a road trip.
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Does dad know?
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He does now.
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I know this is weird but Kate and I really need to get out of town.
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Both of you together?
I really need a night away.
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Kate's got her cell and I'll actually answer mine, ok?
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Ok.
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I won't try to stop you. Not that I could.
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Could I?
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Hey, check you out!
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I gotta do some stuff, so...
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I'll be back later, ok?
It's rather vague.
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You're so cute.
You drive like a little old lady.
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Mum,
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you never took me out to teach me.
I'd to do all my permit hours with dad.
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and his, like, zen driving theories.
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I took you out driving.
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No.
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Buck took me out driving, remember?
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He was teaching me how to parallel park
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and he backed into Mr Hubbard's mailbox.
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Dad was cool with us leaving, right?
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He gets so worried about me.
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I've been...
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There's been a lot lately.
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Mum,
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let's not stress.
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You wanna just check in here?
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We can play pong in a shitty sports bar.
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Thanks, Katie.
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Where's your mother?
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Flew the coop with Kate.
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What are you dressed as?
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I was just working out.
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Yeah?
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Since when?
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I'm actually a very light sweater, always have been but...
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I just got back from a very vigorous run.
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Don't make that a habit, Marshall.
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You're a cute kid, ok? Skinny suits you.
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That's a breathtaking view. Tatoo parlor and a Chipotle.
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That's perfect.
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Maybe I can get a tatoo in honor of girls' night.
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Absolutely not, you're 15.
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Yeah, but i could pass for 18.
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I'm an old soul.
Oh, yeah?
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What guy told you that?
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What are you doing?
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I'm going swimming.
I didn't bring my bathing suit.
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Well, i guess you can watch nova or something.
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You need to focus on your attributes.
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Force yourself to take a compliment.
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Or can I force people to give them to me?
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That's what I've learned these past few weeks. Someone compliments me,
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like Nick Hurley, environmental lawyer with whom I have a date tonight,
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thank you very much.
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I take it, I say " I deserve the good things people say about me."
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This is gonna give me some primo side boob action.
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I went from being a 6 in hotness to an 8.
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Which is an Overland Park 11. I need new rules,
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higher standards, now. I think I want to wait 3 dates
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before I let a guy fuck me. Is that inappropriate?
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I don't know. Now I'm still working through your whole
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birthday nipple surprise.
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Unless he gets me drunk, then all bets are off.
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Cowboy?
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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Bullshit.
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What's bullshit?
That's the bullshit lady.
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She comes out whenever I smell bullshit. And I smell bullshit.
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It's a terrible lady voice.
Well, you know what?
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You know exactly what she means when she says cowboy.
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You take out the bad guys,
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you write letters to the editor.
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Remember the time the rasta guy ran away with my backpack,
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you chased him down, you went all jason statham right there in the street?
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Okay, see, you can't change that shit, man. You can't.
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It's just like this drink you get all the time.
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Gin & Tonic, has Gin and Tonic in it,
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you don't put Sprite in a gin and tonic,
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you fucking hillbilly.
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Get out of here, all right, and go fuckin' wrangle.
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My name's Nordic.
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Nordic? That's a cool name.
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Really?
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I used to hate it so much when I was younger, but...
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I guess now I'm just kinda used to it.
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Nordic Hellmuth.
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So what do you do in Monte Carlo?
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No, actually I'm from Quebec.
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I'm just living in Monte Carlo right now.
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Few years ago I was in this really fucked up thing with Lance Armstrong.
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No kidding!
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Yes, he's actually pretty boring in real life.
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I'm Nordic's mum, Rula Hellmuth.
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Devin.
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Bonjour, maman.
Bonjour!
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What's the buzz, party people?
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Mike, this is Nordic, and her mother, Rula?
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Hi Mike.
I could've sworn you two were sisters.
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Can I buy you ladies a couple of drinks?
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Well, no. Nordic is actually deathly allergic,
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and I'm married, so...
That's ok. Mike is married too.
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You know what they say: what happens at the pharm conference...
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Who says that? Seriously, I wanna know who says that!
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No, I have a great wife, Rula, but
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if my Cindy were here, she'd say that being hit shouldn't stop a fellow
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from enjoying a margarita with an equally hapilly married lovely lady
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such as yourself. Isn't that right, Ted?
Totally.
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Convention gave me a buttload of drink tickets.
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I'm pretty high up at Merck.
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Why didn't you say that to begin with?
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So... I have some rum, and some brandy.
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I'll try the rum.
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Marshall, right?
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Gene Stuart, Kate's general manager.
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Barnabeez.
I know.
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Hey, man.
Hey.
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I brought some beef broth for Kate, and a Family Guy DVD.
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She says she doesn't like it, but she just needs to give it a chance.
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May I bring the stuff inside?
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Yeah, okay, but she's not here right know.
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Really? So she's out?
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She's probably at the doctor or something. That's ok.
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I'll just set this stuff up now, so when she comes back,
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it'll be all ready.
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Okay, well, we're just gonna work on our project.
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No worries. You guys just do what you need to do,
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and I'll be done in a second.
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I'm such a freak about presentation.
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Oh, my baby Kat.
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I'll be honest with you, Rula,
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my Cindy used to be a bit of a downer,
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but now, 100 mg of Ativan and a Zoloft chaser,
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she's doing awesome.
254
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God, if she could only drop like 40 pounds
255
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and stop watching Judge Joe Brown all the time.
256
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,596
I wonder where Nordic went?
257
00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,845
Oh, they left a while ago.
258
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I'll be back. Maybe.
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Johanssen Investments. Hold please.
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Johanssen Investments.
261
00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,205
Hold please.
262
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:51,102
Hi, may I help you?
Is Trip Johanssen available?
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Do you have an appointment?
Can I help you?
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Trip?
I'm Charles Johanssen.
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Trip works out at the Chicago office.
266
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Is there anything I can help you with?
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No. No, thank you.
268
00:16:16,795 --> 00:16:17,795
That...
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was an awesome movie.
270
00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:24,062
See? You know, just because it's a black and white
movie doesn't mean it's automatically terrible.
271
00:16:24,145 --> 00:16:27,492
No, I never said that.
You have this idea of me, and it's not.
272
00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:28,675
No, I don't.
273
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:30,905
It's cool.
274
00:16:31,935 --> 00:16:35,032
I get it. I know I haven't been exposed to that much stuff.
275
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I was never allowed to
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go over to a friend's house 'cause my parents were worried about bad influence.
277
00:16:39,785 --> 00:16:42,954
And if I met a kid with cool baseball cards that they were okay with,
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we'd move.
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It sucks.
280
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:57,195
There is a pirate ship in outer space on your ceilling.
281
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My mum painted it.
282
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It's nice.
283
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,425
My mom wouldn't give a shit about me.
284
00:17:09,185 --> 00:17:12,635
I think it's fair to say I win every crazy mother contest.
285
00:17:14,315 --> 00:17:18,315
Fine, but I win every "my mother's a fucking horrible person" contest.
286
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To mother issues.
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You're lucky, Marshall.
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Your mum's there for you.
289
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,035
Look what she made you.
290
00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:50,905
Hey, Nordic.
291
00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:54,612
I just read in Us Weekly that Lance is dating one of the Olsen twins.
292
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:57,392
Which must be total vindication for Sheryl Crow.
293
00:17:57,475 --> 00:18:00,203
I mean, that guy is just gonna fuck everyone, isn't he?
294
00:18:01,175 --> 00:18:02,325
Hey, I would.
295
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,015
I see you are.
296
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One sec, Dev.
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Mum,
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quit looking at me like that.
299
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:15,172
Did you actually think this was gonna be one of those
300
00:18:15,255 --> 00:18:18,682
mother/daughter "let's get French manicures" kinda getaways?
301
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,315
This is us, remember?
302
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,712
What are you doing?
You don't even like this guy.
303
00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:25,992
And the bubbles in the hot tub have crust on 'em.
304
00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,752
You do this all the time.
305
00:18:27,835 --> 00:18:31,152
Charmaine told me you were all over that skinhead at the Sugar Shack...
306
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That was T.
307
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Mum, I hate to break it to you,
308
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:36,527
but the same person that is here right now
309
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,910
is the same person that was at that Sugar Shack.
310
00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:42,195
Welcome back.
311
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:52,913
I just like to get out for a second, and then get back in,
312
00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:55,212
and it's like, it's hot again.
313
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:58,344
I just like when you stay in, cause it's always hot.
314
00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:04,115
Mum, what the hell!
What's crack-a-lacking! Pimp-a-limpin'?
315
00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:06,833
Aren't you a yummy bird!
T.! Get outta here!
316
00:19:07,035 --> 00:19:09,481
Go skankzilla somewhere else!
Come on!
317
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,617
No, no negotiating.
318
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,700
Get out of the fucking jacuzzi right now or I'm gonna call dad.
319
00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:17,165
Bitch ass, snitch ass!
320
00:20:08,515 --> 00:20:11,388
Sprung from the custom paint job. Vapor-blue. Yeah.
321
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,296
It's a splurge, you know.
322
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,161
But I don't wanna look like every other boring dingo
323
00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:17,472
driving a Camry to work, you know.
324
00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:19,509
I just personalized her licence plate last week,
325
00:20:20,058 --> 00:20:23,658
It's gonna say Drug-D-Ler. D-L...
326
00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:26,795
T.?
327
00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:48,621
I've been looking for you everywhere.
328
00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:50,562
T., come on.
329
00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:53,145
I believe I've already given my consent.
330
00:20:53,605 --> 00:20:54,955
Go ahead, Luther.
331
00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:57,665
Hurt me good, baby.
332
00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:28,615
T., that's mum's body.
333
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,289
She's mentally disturbed. Multiple personalities.
334
00:21:31,675 --> 00:21:34,175
Sometimes, she thinks she's my daughter.
335
00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:38,322
Sometimes, she pretends to be a stuck up
Overland Park brat, and sometimes,
336
00:21:38,405 --> 00:21:41,051
she pretends to be a French Canadian ho-bag
That's mum's blood, mum's skin,
337
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,333
who used to date Lance Armstrong.
Mum's teeth, mum's hair...
338
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:45,553
Just do it, Luther.
339
00:21:46,045 --> 00:21:47,045
You sure?
340
00:21:47,745 --> 00:21:51,362
You put that shit under a microscope, you'll see that that's mum's DNA.
341
00:21:51,445 --> 00:21:53,595
You're a visitor and you know it.
342
00:22:01,925 --> 00:22:02,925
Fuck!
343
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,625
Mummy?
344
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,075
Is this on me?
345
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:13,735
No, not yet.
346
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,725
I think I'll pass.
347
00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:20,265
So you don't want the dolphin fucking the unicorn on your ass either?
348
00:22:20,915 --> 00:22:22,415
No, thanks.
349
00:22:26,455 --> 00:22:27,755
Hey, Jason.
350
00:22:28,975 --> 00:22:30,848
Hey, M. Gregson. How are you doin'?
351
00:22:32,265 --> 00:22:34,519
I'll be honest with you, it's been a weird day.
352
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,731
It's good to see you, though.
353
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:37,814
Thank you, sir.
354
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,723
No, no, come on. Not that "Sir" stuff, huh?
355
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,237
Bye.
Night, pal.
356
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,745
How did you do that magic you did?
357
00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:58,085
When is he gonna fuck the pie?
358
00:22:59,185 --> 00:23:01,085
He's not gonna fuck the pie.
359
00:23:01,825 --> 00:23:03,825
So why are we watching?
360
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,225
I don't know.
361
00:23:08,415 --> 00:23:10,601
Pass the Neosporin.
362
00:23:13,905 --> 00:23:17,270
Jeez, mum, matching tatoos. What's next?
363
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,930
Clip rings?
No, thanks.
364
00:23:19,013 --> 00:23:21,413
Oh, man.
Dad is gonna flip.
365
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,525
He's got one.
366
00:23:26,545 --> 00:23:27,545
What?
367
00:23:27,935 --> 00:23:28,935
Where?
368
00:23:34,975 --> 00:23:36,456
Everything okay here?
369
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,185
Mum ever call?
370
00:23:41,623 --> 00:23:42,623
No, but...
371
00:23:42,706 --> 00:23:44,756
I got a text from Kate telling me to go fuck myself,
372
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,874
so I think everything's fine.
373
00:23:47,245 --> 00:23:48,245
Nice.
374
00:23:49,205 --> 00:23:50,855
What've you been up to?
375
00:23:52,115 --> 00:23:55,215
Jason came over, we watched a movie for film lit,
376
00:23:56,045 --> 00:23:57,095
hung out...
377
00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:02,995
Oh, shit.
378
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:06,125
What?
379
00:24:07,495 --> 00:24:09,295
You got it bad, don't you?
380
00:24:12,165 --> 00:24:14,615
I think that's a distinct possibility.
381
00:24:18,265 --> 00:24:19,265
Oh, son.
382
00:24:21,505 --> 00:24:22,905
Nothing like love.
383
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:45,705
I know it's late. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about today.
384
00:24:47,425 --> 00:24:48,525
It was hard.
385
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:52,605
If you want me to stop digging, I can do that. I'm done.
386
00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:56,425
Have fun at the mall tomorrow.
387
00:24:56,615 --> 00:24:57,815
Bye, love you.
388
00:24:57,865 --> 00:25:02,415
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