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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,209 --> 00:00:02,585 Previously, on United States of Tara... 2 00:00:02,725 --> 00:00:04,378 I haven't had a real friend in so long. 3 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:06,922 Tiffany must be very pleased with your work. 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,925 I love it. God, I just want to live in there, right? 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,594 Hi, I'm the new server. 6 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,971 - Gene's gonna love you. - Really? 7 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,015 Gene Stewart, General manager. 8 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,659 I think he's nice. 9 00:00:17,742 --> 00:00:20,216 If you like him, he must be a great guy. 10 00:00:20,299 --> 00:00:23,189 And if he likes you, then he won't give a damn about the bee stings. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,945 Does that hurt? You're so cute. 12 00:00:26,028 --> 00:00:27,728 - Thank you. - Come on. 13 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,945 Kate! 14 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,955 I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around. 15 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:34,950 I am Buck, and I will fuck you sideways. 16 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,536 I know about the multiple personalities. 17 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,705 - I want to meet one. - Tiffany, you don't. 18 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,088 I'm not a dancing monkey. 19 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:42,625 Tiffany thinks one of your alters 20 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,002 broke into her place in the middle of the night. 21 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,192 - I'm the only one who has her key. - Are you Tara Gregson? 22 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:49,882 It's not just the restraining order. 23 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,344 I'm banned from selling Vita-Self products. 24 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,721 You just ruin everything. 25 00:01:02,716 --> 00:01:05,416 Relecture/Resynchro: grischka, salomon, valpi 26 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,952 SeriesSub.com 27 00:01:58,051 --> 00:01:59,490 I'm telling you, man, 28 00:01:59,573 --> 00:02:02,239 Tupac is alive. 29 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,406 I just saw him eating huevos 30 00:02:04,489 --> 00:02:07,543 down at the pancake place in Prairie Village. 31 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:10,045 - What are you doing? - Oh, yes, I did. 32 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,914 I thought {maybe} I could find some kind of clue 33 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:15,009 about, you know, who ruined mom's mural on one of these videos. 34 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,880 Now lookity-look who's dead. 35 00:02:16,963 --> 00:02:19,054 Now would be your window to say something disparaging 36 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,993 about me being very Nancy Drew or Mrs. Marple-esque. 37 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,461 It's too early. 38 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,978 Tara made a new friend. 39 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,063 Tiffany was a threat to the system. 40 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,399 So one of the alters was jealous? 41 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,693 And wanted to be out in the world too. 42 00:02:33,763 --> 00:02:36,029 I know this is scary, but it's what we wanted. 43 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:39,825 Not to just tolerate your parts, but to really get to know them. 44 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,813 So that we'll get to the truth of what happened to you. 45 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,748 It's just one of your alters showing a side we've never seen. 46 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,375 Great, now my alters have alters. 47 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,127 It was me. 48 00:02:50,675 --> 00:02:52,175 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 49 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:55,710 So, you snuck over to Tiffany's in the middle of the night? 50 00:02:55,793 --> 00:02:56,543 Okay. 51 00:02:57,424 --> 00:03:01,074 And what did you use to scratch "die yuppie cunt" in the wall? 52 00:03:02,069 --> 00:03:04,626 - My ferocious nails. - Remember to pour with confidence. 53 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:06,810 Well, the restraining order says whichever one did it 54 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,841 used mom's exact dull knife. 55 00:03:08,924 --> 00:03:11,773 So we're looking for the alter that's the biggest dumbass. 56 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:12,956 Pretty much. 57 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:14,637 Crud! 58 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,987 Everybody has aggression. 59 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,003 Most women don't have a clue how much they're carrying, 60 00:03:20,086 --> 00:03:20,986 Which is 61 00:03:21,069 --> 00:03:24,745 totally understandable. We're not encouraged to express it, 62 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:28,210 and we don't have societally sanctioned outlets 63 00:03:28,293 --> 00:03:31,126 for aggression built in to our daily lives, like men do. 64 00:03:32,234 --> 00:03:33,334 Max doesn't. 65 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:36,757 Sure, I do. I play basketball. 66 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,664 I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and just say that, 67 00:03:41,747 --> 00:03:43,197 with our situation, 68 00:03:43,483 --> 00:03:46,001 - it might not be enough. - Maybe it was aunt Charmaine. 69 00:03:46,084 --> 00:03:48,884 Another pitiful, yet over-the-top grab for... 70 00:03:48,974 --> 00:03:49,824 Listen. 71 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:53,050 When people see who I really am, 72 00:03:53,236 --> 00:03:55,186 it's gonna change everything. 73 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:58,051 I can't imagine Alice scratching up somebody's wall. 74 00:03:58,134 --> 00:03:58,984 No way. 75 00:03:59,535 --> 00:04:01,285 I guess it could be Buck. 76 00:04:01,526 --> 00:04:05,826 But he'd be more inclined to write "sit on my face with your yuppie cunt." 77 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:08,955 Not just my life, but the lives around me. 78 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:12,584 People are gonna talk about this for a long time. 79 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,336 Please, my money's on T. 80 00:04:14,831 --> 00:04:16,505 - Interesting. - come on. 81 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:17,908 She's devious. 82 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,301 We know she's insecure. 83 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:22,079 So when you see what I'm capable of, 84 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,720 you're gonna know 85 00:04:24,172 --> 00:04:28,849 that I got super powers, bitches! 86 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,393 Like how you always recognize stuff, even if Tara wasn't around. 87 00:04:40,476 --> 00:04:43,516 Yeah, maybe I don't remember Alice making chicken with corn flakes, 88 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:47,599 but when you or one of the kids tell me, I can feel it's true. Like, 89 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:50,440 somewhere in another room in my head that I'm not privy to. 90 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,605 Yeah, I get that. I can see it kind of click with you. 91 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:55,564 Yeah, but with this, there's no click. I have no feeling for it. 92 00:04:55,647 --> 00:04:57,420 And I would take responsibility, honestly. 93 00:04:57,503 --> 00:04:59,653 But I just don't think it was me. 94 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:00,883 Really? 95 00:05:01,389 --> 00:05:03,589 Maybe it was Tiffany's ex-husband. 96 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,092 Maybe it was somebody who was really, really pissed 97 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:08,698 - 'cause they couldn't lose weight. - Come on, 98 00:05:08,781 --> 00:05:10,781 is there some way it's not me? 99 00:05:12,619 --> 00:05:14,244 I guess there's some way. 100 00:05:14,432 --> 00:05:16,432 You don't really believe that. 101 00:05:17,768 --> 00:05:19,218 You think I did it. 102 00:05:22,029 --> 00:05:24,610 You're my husband. Aren't you supposed to believe me? 103 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,871 Come on, honey. We're late. 104 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:30,578 All right, let's just talk about this later, when I see you. 105 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,444 They only are able to dispense 106 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,132 these particular medications once a month. 107 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,597 This has devastated an already overpopulated... 108 00:05:47,109 --> 00:05:48,785 fucking NPR. 109 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:02,676 They're on their way. Just another five minutes. 110 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,923 How'd you kill it? 111 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,707 It's not dead yet. Max said he'd take a look. 112 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,667 Hey, Tara, where are you going? 113 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:20,685 Don't you have something at Marshall's school? 114 00:06:21,665 --> 00:06:22,464 T.? 115 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:30,874 Hi, Max. Yeah, it's me. 116 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:31,957 T.'s back. 117 00:06:33,799 --> 00:06:35,699 No, I'm glad you were there. 118 00:06:35,901 --> 00:06:39,644 Charmaine, any chance I could convince you to help me wrangle her? 119 00:06:39,727 --> 00:06:42,546 What's in it for you? I don't know. Free junk food, and... 120 00:06:42,629 --> 00:06:44,129 good karma, I guess. 121 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,571 Thank you. Listen, I gotta go. Bye. 122 00:06:48,545 --> 00:06:50,962 Listen, your mom's fine. She... 123 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,394 She's just not quite herself. 124 00:06:55,218 --> 00:06:56,418 She went awol? 125 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,626 I'm pretty sure she's at that arcade place she likes. 126 00:07:00,911 --> 00:07:02,128 You should go get her. 127 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,339 No, no, no. I'm not gonna do that. 128 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:07,800 You're gonna be wiggling your foot the whole trial anyway. 129 00:07:08,613 --> 00:07:09,263 No. 130 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:11,930 Just go. 131 00:07:14,048 --> 00:07:15,798 Okay, all right. Thanks. 132 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,541 I hate Fremont. 133 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:33,661 I don't know why she can't find a sugar shack closer than 200 miles. 134 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:36,134 It'd take all the fun out of it. 135 00:07:36,217 --> 00:07:38,867 I was thinking about Tara and her friends. 136 00:07:39,087 --> 00:07:42,100 You know if she had a roommate at boarding school? Somebody that 137 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:44,763 might have been around, you know, when 138 00:07:44,846 --> 00:07:46,550 whatever happened happened? 139 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,608 I think so. She didn't mention it? 140 00:07:48,691 --> 00:07:53,257 Well, I asked, but I think my wanting to know just puts her on edge. 141 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,099 - Yeah, I know. - Oh, you know? 142 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,613 You know she told me to also get a hobby other than fixing her? 143 00:07:58,696 --> 00:08:00,430 We were going round and around about that. 144 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,613 She said "train set." I thought maybe line dancing. 145 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,814 She did have a roommate. I can't remember her name. 146 00:08:08,897 --> 00:08:11,385 I remember she was freakishly tall. 147 00:08:11,468 --> 00:08:15,153 Of course I was only worthy of shitty public school, so... 148 00:08:15,325 --> 00:08:16,375 Why's that? 149 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,483 I don't know. I don't know what I did. 150 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:21,516 Maybe you didn't do anything. 151 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,257 Maybe. 152 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,552 Pretty good. 153 00:09:14,393 --> 00:09:15,793 My bitch is fresh. 154 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,763 Come on. 155 00:09:43,404 --> 00:09:45,124 Hi, dad. Did you find her? 156 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:47,612 Yes, I have, and she's not even in any trouble. 157 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:49,837 Yet. You haven't let her out of your sight, have you? 158 00:09:50,005 --> 00:09:51,505 No, sir. I have not, sir. 159 00:09:51,673 --> 00:09:53,512 Hey, I think we're gonna stay over, okay? 160 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:55,843 - All right, bye. - Roger. 161 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:58,637 Oh, yeah, I'll take you bitches anytime. 162 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,587 I wanna have a party. 163 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:08,355 What? 164 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,260 They're staying over. 165 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,794 You just wanna have a party so that that Jason guy comes over. 166 00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:16,322 No. I've always wanted to have a party. 167 00:10:17,045 --> 00:10:20,404 - You hate parties. - Parties with teenagers. 168 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,533 I mean, I'd go to Woody Allen's new year's eve party, 169 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,874 or, you know, if Noel Coward invited me to something on his boat. 170 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,960 Sorry, Moosh, but Jason's not gonna come. 171 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:33,167 How do you know? 172 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,452 Because, it'd be too big of a statement. 173 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,259 It would show he's actually into you. 174 00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:40,457 Maybe it'd just show, you know, that he likes parties. 175 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,940 Civilized parties, like mine will be. 176 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:50,370 But I guess I can make some phone calls. 177 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,018 Thank you. 178 00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:05,148 So her footwork's all sloppy, and she dares me to sight read. 179 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:08,655 And I'm like, "Step-off, bar-humper, here comes my bong Thomas." 180 00:11:08,738 --> 00:11:10,621 And then I did a double on this nine-footer, 181 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,304 and was, like, totally in challenge mode. 182 00:11:14,881 --> 00:11:16,131 Why's she here? 183 00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:18,662 Well, 'cause she's a nice person, 184 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,120 and she's offered to drive Tara's car back. 185 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:24,306 So I can get up early, and go to my job at the clinic. 186 00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:26,870 Because your actions don't only affect you, 187 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,106 you self-absorbed pretend teenager. 188 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,939 What about me? We're gonna stay over. 189 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:32,874 No shit? 190 00:11:32,957 --> 00:11:34,850 Yeah, let's hang out, have some fun. Why not? 191 00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:36,113 What kind of fun? 192 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,528 Okay, bye. 193 00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:38,526 No. 194 00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:41,297 Why are we gonna stay over if we're not gonna fuck? 195 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,880 Drive safe, Charmie. 196 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,169 Can I at least fuck him? 197 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:45,988 No. 198 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,922 You never let me do anything. 199 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,840 You know, I think Tara's roommate's name 200 00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:56,459 was HeidI Troy, or Heidi Sawyer maybe. 201 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,841 - Does that help? - Yeah, yeah. You bet. 202 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,009 All right. 203 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,620 Okay, thank you. 204 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,732 I've been collecting for quite some time now. 205 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,864 I started on or around Christmas when I was eight. 206 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:18,221 It's like, a peppermint schnapps party? 207 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,691 I told you it was going to be civilized. 208 00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:22,945 - Hey. - Hey, how'd you get off work? 209 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,732 I told Gene Stuart my grandma died, and I have to sit Shivah. 210 00:12:25,815 --> 00:12:27,852 Nice, I told him I had lady cramps. 211 00:12:27,935 --> 00:12:30,289 Oh, hey, Moosh, the Christians are here! 212 00:12:31,415 --> 00:12:32,465 Come on in! 213 00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:57,065 Hey, what the fuck, man? 214 00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,233 Hey, T. 215 00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:00,482 Leave us alone, weird stranger! 216 00:13:00,565 --> 00:13:03,167 - Yeah, we were having a moment here! - Yeah, you were. 217 00:13:03,255 --> 00:13:04,990 Moment's over. I'm her husband. Let's go. 218 00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:07,392 - Excuse me? - In your dreams, old man. 219 00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,575 Go away now! 220 00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:10,328 Yeah, you heard her. 221 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:12,942 - Why don't you take a walk with me? - Oh, what the fuck. 222 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,632 T., tell these guys who I am. 223 00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:17,044 Hello, I'm 16. 224 00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:18,835 - In your dreams, old lady. - Come on. 225 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:21,518 Get your fucking hands off me, freakzoid. 226 00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:24,722 - Guess I'm leaving. - Thank you. 227 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,105 Listen, chief, you don't know what the fuck is going on. 228 00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:41,765 Come on, it's still a good party. 229 00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:43,475 No, it's not. 230 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:49,615 Well, if it makes you feel any better, Ben's here with his new evil girlfriend. 231 00:13:50,225 --> 00:13:51,259 What the fuck? 232 00:13:51,405 --> 00:13:53,055 I know. I invited him. 233 00:13:53,695 --> 00:13:55,095 Yeah, but not her. 234 00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:58,705 Skank-strumpet. 235 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:00,375 Fuck-pretzel. 236 00:14:00,485 --> 00:14:01,485 Jezebel. 237 00:14:02,185 --> 00:14:03,235 Sugar hole. 238 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,475 Motherfucking, cock sucking cunt blossom. 239 00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:08,315 Marshall? 240 00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,425 Oh, my... my God. 241 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,425 You made it... 242 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,155 Dude. 243 00:14:16,635 --> 00:14:17,635 What's up? 244 00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,102 This is my... This is my kitchen area. 245 00:14:22,185 --> 00:14:23,735 I like it. It's nice. 246 00:14:28,195 --> 00:14:29,345 Party's over. 247 00:14:29,955 --> 00:14:31,372 Are we gonna have a problem? 248 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,755 Yeah, don't be such an asshole, dad. 249 00:14:34,065 --> 00:14:35,765 - Just go home. - Wait. 250 00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:37,582 He's your dad? 251 00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,536 Yes, that's right. I'm her dad. 252 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,715 - And you are in big trouble, missy. - Don't pay any attention to him, Skunk. 253 00:14:46,935 --> 00:14:48,285 Nice meeting you. 254 00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:50,085 Hey, call me. 255 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,755 - Hello, pretty lady. - What the fuck is this? 256 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,565 Three guesses. Go. 257 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,985 I'm going to kill my niece. 258 00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:15,481 Well, as Kate's manager at Barnabeez, I can absolutely vouch for her. 259 00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:18,052 She's dedicated, she's hard working. 260 00:15:18,135 --> 00:15:20,595 And I don't know if you're familiar with the phrase, 261 00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,155 "Those who work hard, play hard", 262 00:15:22,238 --> 00:15:24,175 but that's pretty much what we got going on here. 263 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,408 - It's gonna be fine. - Shut up. 264 00:15:26,865 --> 00:15:28,466 Talk to you... Talk to you later. 265 00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,245 See that? 266 00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:32,605 That went good. 267 00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:38,385 Hey, Ben. 268 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:42,021 Is it okay that I'm here? 269 00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:44,524 I mean, look, I don't want you to feel weird or anything, so. 270 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,276 I don't feel weird. 271 00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:52,615 I miss you, Katie-chan. 272 00:15:53,765 --> 00:15:54,765 Benjamin. 273 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,077 Be right there. 274 00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:04,822 You gotta be quiet. 275 00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:07,253 T., there's other... Hey, stop, leave that alone. 276 00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:09,586 There's other people sleeping here. 277 00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:16,535 Let's go for a swim in the heated pool. 278 00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:20,825 Or we can empty the mini bar, watch porn, and then go for a swim. 279 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,015 Pool's closed. 280 00:16:23,605 --> 00:16:25,555 Well, what do you want to do? 281 00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:27,345 Talk. 282 00:16:34,045 --> 00:16:35,283 Ask me anything. 283 00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:37,702 What happened to Tiffany's mural? 284 00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,105 What? 285 00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:41,920 Just thought you'd know how it got cut up. 286 00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:43,985 Oh, that. 287 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:46,535 Oh, Maxi-pad. 288 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:49,745 I wanna help you. You know I do. 289 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,685 But I can't tell you about that unless you fuck me. 290 00:17:04,645 --> 00:17:05,645 Wait. 291 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,649 Did you guys, like, change your agreement or something? 292 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,925 Not really. 293 00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,486 You wanna do it on the bed or the floor? 294 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,635 Sorry, you weren't... 295 00:17:16,775 --> 00:17:19,869 expecting someone romantic, were you? 'Cause I can totally be that guy. 296 00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:21,049 What is this? 297 00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:23,915 Is Ashton Kutcher gonna step out from behind a plant or something? 298 00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:27,235 No, T., you're not getting punked. 299 00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:30,797 Tell me why you hurt Tara. 300 00:17:31,505 --> 00:17:32,505 I didn't. 301 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:34,815 Please don't lie to me. 302 00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:36,511 I'm not. 303 00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:39,995 Everything's so easy for you, isn't it? 304 00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:43,105 She loved that mural. 305 00:17:43,785 --> 00:17:45,235 She loved that job. 306 00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:49,055 You just had to take it away, didn't you? 307 00:17:52,595 --> 00:17:53,595 Tara? 308 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,645 No, jackass. 309 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:58,065 And I didn't fuck up Tara's mural. 310 00:18:11,395 --> 00:18:14,348 I thought that you said that if he came, 311 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,754 it would be a statement. But this isn't a statement. 312 00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:21,037 It's just folk rock for girls about Jesus. 313 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,705 Max, you need to get back here. 314 00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:37,029 We so seriously need beer, it's not even funny. 315 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:38,906 - I know. - May I be of service? 316 00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:40,855 Hi... Gene. 317 00:18:41,505 --> 00:18:42,910 I didn't know you were here. 318 00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:45,445 I'm just glad you're feeling better. 319 00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:48,355 Any way that I can help? 320 00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:50,815 Yeah, actually. 321 00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,378 If you wouldn't mind. 322 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:56,007 As long as I can trust you not to drink and drive. 323 00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,510 We don't do that, Gene. 324 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:01,702 - Of course not. - Let's make it so. 325 00:19:01,785 --> 00:19:03,085 What's going on? 326 00:19:03,585 --> 00:19:04,735 Nothing, Ben. 327 00:19:05,175 --> 00:19:06,475 Who's the joker? 328 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:07,995 He's my boss. 329 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,064 Let's go. 330 00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:11,147 Good deal. 331 00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:13,665 Hey, cool hat, man. 332 00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:16,085 Katie, where are you going? 333 00:19:18,739 --> 00:19:20,789 You can't leave your own party! 334 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:38,455 - Thanks for saving me. - Anytime, milady. 335 00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:42,219 How did you get off work? Aren't you supposed to be managing{ right now}? 336 00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,237 Everything's under control. 337 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:45,985 Pager. 338 00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:50,035 It's all good. 339 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,845 Let's go. Party's over. 340 00:19:59,795 --> 00:20:00,945 No, it's not! 341 00:20:01,415 --> 00:20:02,465 I just hope 342 00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:05,805 that there's still room for me, you know? 343 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,454 There's always room, bro. 344 00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:13,445 Not for, like, people in buildings. 345 00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:16,965 Holy shit, Marshy. What have you done to yourself? 346 00:20:17,455 --> 00:20:18,505 Who's this? 347 00:20:18,705 --> 00:20:21,216 - I'm Jason. - What's up, Jason? 348 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:22,849 Not too much. 349 00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:26,835 - Are you even gay? - What? 350 00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:28,849 Man or clam? Who's hungry? 351 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,268 Could you just... leave him alone, okay? 352 00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:33,604 Okay. Dude, you smell like toothpaste. 353 00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:35,856 - And no smoking in the house. - Just trying to help. 354 00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:37,900 Good. 355 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:42,285 Then could you write "Die yuppie cunt" for me on this napkin? 356 00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:48,502 Nice cup. 357 00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:50,785 Yeah, that's one of my inventions. 358 00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:57,125 I think you're hot. 359 00:20:57,975 --> 00:20:58,975 Thanks. 360 00:20:59,165 --> 00:21:02,515 And you have what it takes to go far in business. But... 361 00:21:02,955 --> 00:21:05,719 I've just been too damn hurt too many times. 362 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,065 Sorry. 363 00:21:09,155 --> 00:21:10,805 Most guys could just... 364 00:21:11,845 --> 00:21:14,369 They can have intercourse day after day without even caring, 365 00:21:14,452 --> 00:21:16,352 but I won't go there, Kitty. 366 00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:19,817 Especially not with someone I could fall in love with. 367 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,175 There's my house. 368 00:21:27,325 --> 00:21:28,575 Oh, that's your house? 369 00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,392 In case you ever want to drop by, and... 370 00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:34,225 And not have intercourse? 371 00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:38,175 Fair enough. 372 00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:49,582 Charmaine, just leave that, all right, I got it. 373 00:21:49,665 --> 00:21:50,815 Just go home. 374 00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:53,603 Okay, I'll just wrap up some lasagna. 375 00:21:56,305 --> 00:21:57,805 Where's your sister? 376 00:21:58,065 --> 00:22:00,365 - With Gene Stuart. - He's hot. 377 00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:04,152 - Hey, there's no smoking in here, okay? - That's what I said. 378 00:22:08,074 --> 00:22:09,074 Fuck. 379 00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:13,155 Sorry. 380 00:22:14,414 --> 00:22:15,714 It was my fault. 381 00:22:15,815 --> 00:22:17,566 - The {whole }party was my idea. - No, it wasn't. 382 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:20,552 Thank God you're safe, Katie. We were worried about you. 383 00:22:20,635 --> 00:22:22,572 Katie can take care of herself. 384 00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:25,782 - Did you get some? - I'm pretty sure Marshy didn't. 385 00:22:25,865 --> 00:22:28,844 Hey, T., why don't you go out to the shed and chill out? 386 00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:30,220 {Yeah, }That's a great idea. 387 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,556 - I thought she left. - Just go home, Charmaine. 388 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,175 I was just trying to help. 389 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:40,485 I was just trying to help, Maxi. I was just trying to help. 390 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,901 I really don't think you should be getting all judgey on me. 391 00:22:45,069 --> 00:22:47,612 - Oh, my God, be quiet. - You should have seen him. 392 00:22:47,695 --> 00:22:50,982 He's totally into me. Your father is like a sex-crazed... 393 00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:52,200 Just shut up, T.! 394 00:22:52,885 --> 00:22:54,812 Haven't you caused enough trouble? 395 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:55,895 Excuse me? 396 00:22:56,715 --> 00:22:59,249 Look, you know you wrote "Die yuppie cunt" on mom's mural. 397 00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,543 Did not. Why does everyone always blame me? 398 00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:03,402 Because it's always you. 399 00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:05,322 You gave Kate the morning after pill. 400 00:23:05,405 --> 00:23:06,798 You shoplifted bras. 401 00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:08,472 You ruined mom's mural. 402 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,274 And then she went away, and dad had to go get you. 403 00:23:11,545 --> 00:23:14,097 And so mom and dad missed my open house. 404 00:23:14,265 --> 00:23:16,402 Just like they missed the scopes trial, 405 00:23:16,485 --> 00:23:18,018 and Aztec day, 406 00:23:18,186 --> 00:23:20,922 and my parent-teacher conference, and the battle of Little Big Horn. 407 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,314 Honey, I'm sorry. 408 00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:24,191 It's not your fault. It's hers! 409 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,415 Are you my mother? 410 00:23:32,665 --> 00:23:33,665 No way. 411 00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:37,787 Then why are you inside my mother? 412 00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:39,585 I don't know. 413 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,039 I want my real mother, and only my real mother, 414 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,962 and none of you other freaks. 415 00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:49,245 Just her. Everybody else, go away! 416 00:23:51,915 --> 00:23:54,015 T. didn't ruin the mural, Marsh. 417 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:55,435 Come on. 418 00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:58,505 Who did? 419 00:23:59,085 --> 00:24:00,485 I don't know, son. 420 00:24:51,175 --> 00:24:52,575 You're still here? 421 00:25:06,752 --> 00:25:07,752 I'm sorry. 422 00:25:07,802 --> 00:25:12,352 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30927

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