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This is an abomination.
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Look away, Mary Louise!
Look away!
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- I can't.
- No!
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I can't!
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I can't!
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? Tear it down ?
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Can you believe the nerve
of Theresa Larson?
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- Why can't she pump in private?
- Seriously.
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Flashers get thrown in jail for it.
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Why should it be any different for her?
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She's doing this to spite me.
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She knows I'm $8,000 short
of my boob job.
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? ?
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Wow. The wig makes him
look so presidential.
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- Is she here?
- No.
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Finally, we can sit in peace without
the sounds of a cow getting milked.
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What are your classes
selling for mini-society?
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- Necklaces.
- Bracelets. You?
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- Trail mix.
- That you're currently eating.
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What can I say?
I believe in our product.
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I really want my kids
to win the pizza party.
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They're such hard little workers.
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They remind me of my
Grandpa Wolfgang Adler
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who worked on the Chrysler assembly line
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for over 40 years.
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- Wow. 40 years.
- Mm, yeah.
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Until management fired him and
outsourced his job to Mexico.
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He tried to get it back but died broke
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when a Mexican mule
kicked him in the head.
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- Talk about insult to injury.
- I'm so sorry, Deb.
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But as far as the pizza party goes,
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I'm pretty sure my class
will be winning.
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- And why is that?
- The Watson family
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has always done well economically.
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Back in the 1800s,
my great-great-grandfather
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bought up all the railroads
and broke the back
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- of organized labor.
- So he was like Mr. Monopoly?
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Yeah, they actually modeled
the character after him,
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but they added the monocle.
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My family's still upset about it.
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Well, I will take honest workers
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over blue bloods any day.
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Hey, guys. I have big news.
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I got the Helen D. Beaumont Art Grant!
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Now I can buy more supplies
and build the art program.
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Cecelia, how many times
do we have to tell you?
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No one cares about art.
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? ?
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Oh, Patty. A purple banana.
Very outside the box.
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Trey, I love that you gave
your apple a face and a...
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Is that a machine gun?
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See? Children can express
all their complex emotions
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when there's funding for the arts.
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Yeah, but I'm gonna miss painting
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with leftover condiments
from the cafeteria.
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If I got hungry before lunch,
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I could just lick
my students' art projects.
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Bruno Chiclet, how are you doing?
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Mm, I don't know.
I've never painted before.
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Well, let's see.
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[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
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Oh, my Gaia!
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This is beautiful.
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You're a genius.
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Dang! That's like hotel art.
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This is the power of the assembly line.
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Made in America. Yes.
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Mrs. Adler, can we
please take a break?
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- My hands are getting tired.
- We can't.
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Now, pick yourself up by your
bootstraps and power through.
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We've got to work hard like my grandpa
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- to put pizza on the table.
- I don't have bootstraps.
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- I have sneakers.
- Just work, Amanda.
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And that's why the American dream
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is to create multiple streams of income.
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Now, Davis, let's say that
Delia F. in Ms. Spencer's class
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wants to borrow 100
Fillmore bucks at 20% interest.
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Would you give her the loan?
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Yes, but with interest
compounded weekly.
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Excellent.
And we do that so we can...
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ALL: Drain her dry!
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm so proud of you, Davis.
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- I knew you'd be in here.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- I was just about to...
- Whip out your giant gazongas?
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- Have you no shame?
- What are you?
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- A full D?
- Excuse me?
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Your tits, Theresa.
Don't play dumb.
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Okay, I really need to pump, ladies.
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It's called formula, Theresa.
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It's the modest woman's choice.
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Breast milk is much healthier
for children.
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Well, then find another way
to squeeze it out of you.
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Because this disgusting display
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is no longer welcome
in the teachers' lounge.
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Yeah, go milk yourself
in the handicap stall.
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That's what they're there for.
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Look, ladies, I'd love to have a chat
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about the politics of public
breast-feeding another time,
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but right now, I really need to pu...
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- [GASPS]
- [GASPS]
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Ah! Aah.
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How many calories
do you think were in that?
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Babies grow really fast.
So probably a lot.
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Oh, damn it, Theresa!
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- Oh, wow.
- Oh!
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[SIGHS CONTENTEDLY]
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? ?
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Ms. Cannon, I just
got off the phone
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with one of our parents,
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- Suzie Takamura.
- The art critic
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- from the "Chicagoland Gazette"?
- Yes.
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She was dropping off
her daughter's lunch earlier
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when she noticed
Bruno's work in the hall.
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She was so impressed,
she wants to do an article
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- on you and Bruno.
- Girl!
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You're gonna be in the "Gazette"?
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That's like Chicagoland's "Vogue."
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Wow. I can't believe it.
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Since it seems like a good opportunity
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to get some pro-Fillmore media exposure,
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I offered to hold an art show
here this Thursday night
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to showcase Bruno's work.
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[GASPS]
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- His first opening.
- Bravo, Ms. Cannon.
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Even though I've never
acknowledged you before,
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you have truly elevated the arts
program here at Fillmore.
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Please let me know
if you need anything at all.
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You have my ear.
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- Ah!
- Did you hear that?
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Dude, you just made Pearson your bitch.
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It's just so nice
to finally get recognized.
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I know. When Principal Pearson
gave you that grocery cart
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instead of a classroom,
I was like, uh, seriously?
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Yeah, I was so outraged.
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Even though I didn't say anything.
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And I've always thought
you were cool, Cecelia,
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despite the fact
you believe God is a woman.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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You can have full use
of my classroom all week.
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Anything to help the art program.
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But what's your class gonna do?
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Who cares? They can play
freeze tag in the cafeteria.
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Geniuses take precedent.
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Just so nice to see art finally getting
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the respect that it deserves.
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But you said no one cares about art.
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Oh, no, you misunderstood me.
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What I said was that no one
cares about art more than I do.
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And even though peer pressure
forced me to circulate
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that petition to try and get you fired
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and use the extra money
for Friday staff barbecues...
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- What?
- I want you to know
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that I am happy to do
the "Gazette" interview on your behalf,
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since you'll be so busy
with Bruno Chiclet's show.
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- It's "Chiclay" now.
- Mm.
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- Bruno "Chiclay."
- [GASPS]
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And thanks for the offer,
but I'm actually excited
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to do the interview.
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Okay. Well, just...
just think about it.
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[GASPS]
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An abstract.
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You've just transcended
an entire century of art history
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- in a single morning.
- I decided to paint
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from my imagination.
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I want to paint what excites me.
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- A true visionary.
- I want to make
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a whole bunch of paintings
like this one.
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Ooh, a series!
This is so exciting.
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Keep up the good work, "Chiclay."
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Us artists need to stick together.
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Artists?
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Clearly, you don't appreciate
my contouring.
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[PLEASANT HARPSICHORD MUSIC]
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I don't get it.
My kids can't work any harder,
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and you're outselling us ten to one.
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How's that even possible?
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Uh, by embracing capitalist values.
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I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
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Maybe people just don't like necklaces
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as much as they like bracelets?
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I warned you.
Money's in my blood.
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Maybe it'll kill the herpes virus.
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You know why my class is doing
so much better than yours, Deb?
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- Hmm?
- Because they're being taught
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by someone who valet parks at the gym
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and wears pearls on the elliptical.
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Your class is being taught
by someone who lives
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in a tiny house and has to shower
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while they sit on a toilet.
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I am teaching my kids
that if they work hard,
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- one day...
- They won't sell any necklaces
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and end up broke?
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Tell you what.
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when I win, I'll give you
a slice of pizza.
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Oh, we will destroy you, Richie Bitch.
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Because the universe rewards hard work.
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With a kick in the head by a mule?
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[GASPS] I will shove
your dead grandfather's monocle
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up your tight, perfumed ass!
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He didn't have a monocle, you rube!
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Oh, look!
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A sex show...
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right here in the teachers' lounge.
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If you're gonna act like
a topless dancer, Theresa,
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then you should be paid like one.
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Wait, that was a 20. Give that back.
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Yeah, we were just trying
to make a point, Theresa.
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- [GASPS, SCOFFS]
- Come on, Mary Louise.
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I'm gonna need to borrow 20 bucks.
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That was my lunch money.
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[PLEASANT MUSIC]
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Hey, Cecelia.
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I think it's great,
the difference you're making
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- in these students' lives.
- Thanks.
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You know what else
would make a difference?
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You telling Principal Pearson
my class' necklaces
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would be a great gift to give
the faculty this Christmas.
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Okay.
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So...
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see you later.
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Girlfriend. [LAUGHS]
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? ?
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Hey, chick-a-dee!
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Are your ears burning?
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'Cause everybody's talking about you.
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- Need some help?
- You want to help me?
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I can't believe you're hanging posters.
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You should be out
discovering more geniuses.
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Or asking Principal Pearson
to allow lunchtime prayers.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Why don't I go hang these up for you?
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? ?
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- Hey, dog.
- Hey.
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This is so weird.
Everyone's being so nice to me.
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It's not weird.
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Hey, I went out and grabbed you a sub.
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You got me a veggie sub?
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Sure did.
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? ?
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Oh, you know what I was
thinking could really
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help students artistically thrive?
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Mandatory afternoon siestas
and Doritos breaks.
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Just something to keep in mind
next time you talk to Pearson.
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? ?
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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Chop, chop, Leo.
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Remember, the student
who makes the most bracelets
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wins a pretty sticker.
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- But where is Ms. Fischer?
- She's getting
252
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a well-deserved massage on me.
253
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So I'm your boss...
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preschool teacher now.
255
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Now get back to work, everybody.
256
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- You're outsourcing?
- What?
257
00:10:09,953 --> 00:10:11,820
No. They love doing this.
258
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[SCOFFS] I was going crazy
259
00:10:13,957 --> 00:10:15,924
trying to figure out why we were losing.
260
00:10:15,993 --> 00:10:17,359
It's not because you're better than me.
261
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It's because you're cheating.
262
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Being intelligent and finding
a way to bend the rules
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is not cheating, Deb.
264
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It's called working the system.
265
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Grandpa Wolfgang died
because his job was outsourced,
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and I am not gonna
let that happen again.
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I will avenge you, Grandpa Wolfgang!
268
00:10:36,713 --> 00:10:39,681
Ugh. The working class
is so dramatic.
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00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,039
? ?
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Nice try, ignoring
my exposed breast, Theresa.
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I'm not ignoring it.
I just didn't notice.
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[GASPS]
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How dare you insinuate
that I have small breasts?
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That is a personal attack.
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00:10:57,568 --> 00:11:00,178
- No, I didn't mean...
- Yes! How dare you?
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They're not small.
They're petite and perky.
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Unlike your big, full, round, giant...
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00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:08,510
- Mary Louise, you're not helping.
- Sorry.
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You've awoken the beast, Theresa.
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This is war!
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00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,453
? ?
282
00:11:16,787 --> 00:11:21,389
Art isn't a subject
or a thing or a way of life.
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00:11:21,656 --> 00:11:23,225
- It's a feeling.
- It is.
284
00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:25,527
It's a feeling.
That's what I always say.
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00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:29,631
You know it's art
when you feel... it's art.
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00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,866
- That's right.
- Absolutely.
287
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,033
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
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Before I discovered Chiclet,
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there were many other discoveries.
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A bird feather floating
across a morning pond.
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ALL: Ahh.
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A muddy footprint in the middle
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of a white sidewalk.
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- Yes.
- Oh, I see that, yeah.
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A plastic bag floating in the wind.
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Like "American Beauty."
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I don't watch movies.
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Never mind.
I am an uncultured idiot.
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- Please continue.
- All of these discoveries
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00:11:57,227 --> 00:11:59,703
helped prepare me
for the creation of Chiclet.
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- You created Chiclet?
- In a sense.
302
00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:07,969
I created the context in which
his artistic bud could blossom.
303
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- Ohh.
- Bud blossom.
304
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[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[MONEY COUNTER WHIRRING]
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Thank you.
308
00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:20,782
- Good.
- [MONEY COUNTER WHIRRING]
309
00:12:21,179 --> 00:12:23,485
- There's the cheater.
- Oh, please.
310
00:12:23,553 --> 00:12:26,154
Caroline... Ms. Watson...
311
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:27,615
it has been brought to my attention
312
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that you've been outsourcing.
313
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,592
And that is not what the founders
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of the Fillmore
mini-society had in mind.
315
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:35,597
- Seriously, Toby?
- I'm sorry.
316
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,796
- You have to start over.
- [SCOFFS]
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00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,664
Please don't hate me.
318
00:12:41,437 --> 00:12:44,608
Huh. Now that the playing
field has been leveled,
319
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,640
we're gonna win this thing
the good old-fashioned way.
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00:12:47,828 --> 00:12:50,609
- Through hard work.
- Good luck.
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00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:52,921
Loser.
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00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,965
Okay, everyone,
we can't outsource anymore.
323
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,667
So it looks like we're gonna have
324
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,169
to make the bracelets ourselves.
325
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,109
No way. You said
manual labor was for chumps.
326
00:13:02,134 --> 00:13:04,070
We're not making bracelets.
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00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:07,085
[JAZZY BASS MUSIC]
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00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,523
Turkey roll-ups?
Damn, art is fancy.
329
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,358
Which publication are you with?
330
00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:21,507
- Uh, I'm Kirby's dad.
- Okay. Who here is press?
331
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,962
Anyone?
332
00:13:23,031 --> 00:13:25,460
I'm so impressed that you
hung the series yourself.
333
00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,801
- I wanted it to be perfect.
- Can't wait to see it.
334
00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:29,669
- Ms. Cannon.
- Suzie Takamura!
335
00:13:29,738 --> 00:13:31,738
It's such a pleasure
to finally meet you.
336
00:13:31,807 --> 00:13:34,708
The Chicagoland
art community is all abuzz.
337
00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:36,643
Everyone is looking forward to the show.
338
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,007
You won't be disappointed.
339
00:13:38,032 --> 00:13:39,966
Chiclet is a visionary genius.
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00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:41,179
Bonjour!
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00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,584
Before unveiling tonight's masterpieces,
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00:13:44,653 --> 00:13:46,920
I'd like to take a moment
to recognize the woman
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00:13:46,988 --> 00:13:48,521
who made all of this happen.
344
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,824
Ms. Cecelia Cannon!
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00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:52,890
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Whoo!
346
00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:58,498
Ms. Cannon, we'd like
to present you with this gift.
347
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:01,401
It's a golden art cart! Yay!
348
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,882
[GASPING]
349
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:04,679
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
350
00:14:08,273 --> 00:14:09,585
Oh. Thank you.
351
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,725
Art is vital to our students.
352
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,681
I cannot stress that enough.
353
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:17,859
Art is vital
354
00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:20,859
to our students.
355
00:14:21,356 --> 00:14:24,132
Without further ado, I present...
356
00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:28,261
Chiclet!
357
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,523
[CROWD GASPING]
358
00:14:31,484 --> 00:14:33,400
- What?
- Oh, oh, my God.
359
00:14:33,468 --> 00:14:35,740
- Oh!
- What the hell is this?
360
00:14:35,765 --> 00:14:37,771
I don't know.
Chiclet hung these by himself.
361
00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:39,944
- Did you pose for this?
- No! Oh, my God, no!
362
00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:41,568
I've never seen them put together.
363
00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:43,036
I'm pulling the "Gazette" article.
364
00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:44,938
- No!
- Wait, please!
365
00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:46,812
I have other talented students!
366
00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:49,606
Chiclet!
367
00:14:49,631 --> 00:14:51,458
This is what was in your imagination?
368
00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:53,734
Uh-huh. I painted
exactly what I saw.
369
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,391
I knew we should've traded you
370
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,593
for those Friday staff barbecues.
371
00:14:57,662 --> 00:14:59,528
No, Deb, I didn't pose
for these, I swear.
372
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:02,531
I've always said art
is for deviants and pedophiles.
373
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,832
- Toby!
- You don't get
374
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:05,534
to call me Toby anymore.
375
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:09,718
[ROCK MUSIC]
376
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,366
I spoke with Chiclet, and he admitted
377
00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:17,024
that you hadn't seen the paintings
378
00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:18,304
put together until the show.
379
00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:20,835
He also confirmed that
you didn't pose for him.
380
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,087
Although that doesn't make
his work any less disturbing.
381
00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:25,812
From now on, I'll make sure
the grant money is used
382
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,968
- for more school-appropriate art.
- Oh.
383
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,884
No, there's no grant money anymore.
384
00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:33,520
- Wait, what?
- Suzie Takamura contacted
385
00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:34,955
the Beaumont Foundation,
386
00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:36,856
and they've rescinded your grant.
387
00:15:36,925 --> 00:15:38,224
You need to return all the money.
388
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,367
I can't!
389
00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:41,570
I spent the last of it
on turkey roll-ups.
390
00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,797
Well, lucky for you, someone offered
391
00:15:43,865 --> 00:15:45,781
to buy Chiclet's piece last night.
392
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:47,434
Really? Who?
393
00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:48,812
Mr. Spinnoli.
394
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:51,039
Apparently, he's a puzzle enthusiast.
395
00:15:52,674 --> 00:15:53,726
? ?
396
00:15:58,847 --> 00:16:00,580
Thanks for sharing your winnings, Deb.
397
00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:02,315
Mmm. This is delicious.
398
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:04,718
Next year, I'm not gonna eat
all my students' product
399
00:16:04,786 --> 00:16:06,386
and just hold out for the pizza.
400
00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:07,954
I'm glad you could all enjoy it.
401
00:16:08,023 --> 00:16:10,256
Grandpa Wolfgang would be so proud.
402
00:16:10,325 --> 00:16:11,691
Where were you last night?
403
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,664
You missed a scandalicious art show.
404
00:16:13,695 --> 00:16:15,795
I was up all night making bracelets.
405
00:16:15,864 --> 00:16:18,264
My students refused to do manual labor.
406
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,929
They won't even carry
their own backpacks anymore.
407
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,523
You were right.
408
00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:25,795
The values I taught them
turned them into monsters.
409
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,507
I'm sorry, Deb.
410
00:16:28,977 --> 00:16:31,778
I'm sorry for saying
that I hope you choke to death
411
00:16:31,847 --> 00:16:34,247
- on your silver spoon.
- You never said that.
412
00:16:34,507 --> 00:16:36,773
Oh, I guess I must've
just thought that one.
413
00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:39,062
Anyway, I'm sorry too.
414
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:46,259
Attention, everyone.
415
00:16:46,328 --> 00:16:48,294
- Here we go again.
- Since Theresa Larson
416
00:16:48,363 --> 00:16:50,030
won't stop exposing herself,
417
00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:52,065
we've created a breast pumping
station for her
418
00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:54,300
in the utility shed behind
the playground equipment.
419
00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:57,103
You can do there
what you do here, Theresa.
420
00:16:57,172 --> 00:17:00,515
Except there, you won't
ruin people's lives.
421
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,776
- Breast pumping is normal.
- No, it's not.
422
00:17:02,844 --> 00:17:05,178
- It's disgusting.
- No, you two are disgusting.
423
00:17:05,247 --> 00:17:07,047
I'm really disappointed in both of you,
424
00:17:07,115 --> 00:17:08,615
and I never care about anything.
425
00:17:08,684 --> 00:17:09,983
Yeah, get over your bullshit
426
00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:12,285
and start acting
like normal human beings.
427
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:13,632
- But don't you think that it...
- No.
428
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,296
- But aren't breasts...
- Just leave.
429
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,992
- Where are we supposed to go?
- Why don't you go to your shed?
430
00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:20,093
[GASPS]
431
00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,106
Thank you.
432
00:17:30,872 --> 00:17:33,056
- Hey, Ms. Watson.
- You can't be in here.
433
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:34,165
Relax.
434
00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:40,829
The boys and I were talking,
and we want our own pizza.
435
00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:46,266
Davis, these are Fillmore bucks.
436
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:50,329
And here's a little
something extra for you.
437
00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:53,964
Pick yourself up
a new headband, sweetheart.
438
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,436
- [SIGHS]
- I feel terrible.
439
00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:08,239
Me too.
We should apologize.
440
00:18:08,307 --> 00:18:10,574
No. About my breasts.
441
00:18:10,643 --> 00:18:13,677
Chelsea, there's nothing
wrong with your breasts.
442
00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:18,048
But then again,
I only saw the right one.
443
00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:22,173
Maybe show me the left one?
444
00:18:26,212 --> 00:18:30,171
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