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Louie.
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Huh?
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Louie.
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Listen, I have a bad cavity
in my tooth.
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So is it okay if I leave early
and go to the dentist?
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The dentist.
Yeah.
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That reminds
me of a story I heard yesterday.
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Yeah?
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This guy goes
into the dentist's office
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and he says to the nurse,
he says, "Nurse, me and my wife
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"are having
very bad sexual problems.
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So could I please make
an appointment?"
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So the nurse says, "Oh, sir,
you don't need a dentist.
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You need a psychologist."
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And he said, "No, no, nurse,
I need a dentist.
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With my wife,
it's like pulling teeth."
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So that means it's all right
to go to the dentist?
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No, no, no way.
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Okay, now get back
to work, Latka.
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TONY:
Hey, fellas.
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ELAINE:
Hi, Tony.
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Did you have a good weekend?
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Nah, I went on a blind date,
and I hate blind dates.
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So what did you
go on one for?
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Sort of a favor to Bobby.
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See, he had
this really terrific date
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with this really terrific girl,
and she had a cousin
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who she didn't want
to leave home
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so I had to go along.
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Well, what do you mean
you had to go along?
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Well, you know, Bobby's
sort of my best friend.
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I couldn't let him down.
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Well, why not? I mean, just
'cause he's your best friend
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doesn't mean you have to do
everything he wants you to do.
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Of course, it does.
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That's exactly what it means.
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When I was a kid, I had
this best friend, Bob McDaniel.
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Whenever either one of us
needed anything,
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the other would come a-running,
no matter what.
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We even had a special call
we made up.
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I still remember it.
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Yak-yak-yak-a-bye.
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Yak-a-bye.
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Yak-a-bye.
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Nobody panic.
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Where is the yakabye?
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No.
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No, Latka. No Yakabye.
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Oh, it's a false alarm?
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Uh-huh.
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It's okay, no Yakabye.
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Hi, Latka.
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Hello.
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Oh, too bad--
you miss Yakabye drill.
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Shucks.
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Hey, so you really had
a good time on your date?
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Oh, Alex, Dominique
is one terrific lady.
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Yeah?
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I haven't felt this way
about a girl in a long time.
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Oh, that's terrific.
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Hey, how about you, Tony?
How was your date?
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I don't want
to talk about it.
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Hey, what are you
talking about?
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I thought you two
had a lot in common.
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Why? 'Cause she wanted
to be a boxer?
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I never want to see her again
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especially in the ring--
I wouldn't have a chance.
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Hey, Banta, telephone.
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Hey, you guys
want to come over
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to my house Sunday
and watch the big game?
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Hey, hey,
that's an idea.
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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm taking
the kids to the movies.
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Oh, Suzanne and I
have plans too.
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Hey, Latka, you want to watch
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the football game
in my apartment?
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Okay, thank you.
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It's better than watching it
on television.
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I'll explain it to him later.
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Hey, guess what, guys!
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I'm fighting tomorrow,
out of town.
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Where you fighting?
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I'm fighting in Scranton.
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I'm fighting the state champ.
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Hey, Pennsylvania's
supposed to be
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a really tough boxing state,
isn't it?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm fighting the
state champ of New hampshire.
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Do they have a lot of
middleweights in New Hampshire?
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Three. The guy I'm fighting
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just took the title away
from his father.
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You're not just
fighting a champ--
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you're fighting a whole dynasty.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Hey, I got to go to the gym,
pick up my stuff
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cancel the paper.
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Hey, Bobby,
will you feed my fish?
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Uh, Tony, I...
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I'll bring them
to your place.
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Don't worry, man!
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A pinch of food
every morning.
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Yeah, but Tony, I don't know
anything about fish.
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There's nothing to it, man.
Ten seconds a day.
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Why don't you ask somebody else
to do it all right?
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I'm asking you.
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I do a lot of stuff for you.
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Can't you do one little thing
for me?
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All right,
give me your fish.
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You're going to love them.
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Now listen, make sure you feed
them every day
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because me and my fish
go back a long way.
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I mean almost four years.
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I bought them with the purse
from my first big win-- $3.00.
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Wow.
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I got to go. See ya.
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Get 'em, Tony!
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So long, Tony.
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Tony!
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Oh...
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Oh, my.
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Oh, me, oh, my.
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Oh, I don't know
what to do.
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Oh, it's so bad.
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Wait, wait.
Does that hurt that bad?
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Yes.
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This is bad?
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Ow!
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All right, all right,
go to the...
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You better go to the dentist.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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You know, Louie, you know,
sometime people talk about you.
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They say bad things
about you.
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They say that you
are cheap and mean
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and cruel and nasty.
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( doorbell ringing )
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ALEX:
Hey, Bobby, you in there? Bobby?
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He's not in there.
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Wait a minute, he usually leaves
the key out here somewhere.
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Ah, ah, there it is.
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I guess he must have
gone out for a while.
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Hey, Latka, why don't
you put the game on,
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and I'll stick this
in the fridge.
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Okay.
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I hope he went out
to shop.
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There's only a loaf
of old bread in here.
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We could have beer and toast.
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No, thank you.
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I'm trying to watch my babas.
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Hey, there he is.
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Come on, Bobby, you're
going to miss the kickoff.
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Hey, you just getting in?
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Yeah.
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You devil.
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No, it really wasn't like that.
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Dominique and I spent
the whole night talking.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, she told me
her life story, man.
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What a great girl!
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You know,
she turned down Warren Beatty.
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Imagine that.
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Me and Warren being
turned down by the same girl.
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Hey, you guys want some toast?
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ALEX:
Hey, come on, Bobby
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you're going to miss
a great game.
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You like football,
Latka?
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Well, you know, this football
is very confusing.
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What's confusing?
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Well, you see, because this team
here is called the Giants,
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but they are not bigger
than the other team.
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And also, this team
is called the Redskins,
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but they are almost all black.
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( phone ringing )
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Hello?
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Yeah... hey, it's Tony.
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Hey, wow, how you doing?
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Hey, let me talk.
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Here's Alex.
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Hey, Tony, how you doing?
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Yeah, how's Scranton?
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Oh, you took your camera,
that's great.
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Yeah, what?
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Really? And they're staying
at your hotel?
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Who? Who?
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The Platters.
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Hey, Tony, are those
the original Platters?
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Oh, just one cousin?
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Yeah, okay...
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Hey, listen, Tony--
drop that guy, you hear me?
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Drop him!
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Yeah, okay.
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No, here's Bob.
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So, champ, how you feeling?
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Yeah, yeah, the fish are fine.
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Yeah, the two of them.
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Look, you just worry
about the fight, okay?
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All right, now, listen
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the three of us
are really pulling for you, man.
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Okay, the five of us
are really pulling for you.
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Okay, now you do good, all
right?
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All right, all right,
come home a winner.
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All right, bye-bye.
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What a crazy guy.
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Yeah. Hey, Bobby, you're
missing a great game here.
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I'll be there.
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ALEX:
Oh, look at that catch.
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Hey, Bobby, come here.
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You can see the replay.
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You know, in my country,
they don't have instant replay.
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They just make them
do it over again.
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That Tony, it's the biggest
fight of his career
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and he's worrying
about two dumb fish.
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Man, how can anybody care
about these things?
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Two little nothings.
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Just floating around
on their backs.
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They do move their fins,
you know, Bob?
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Uh-uh, not these.
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They're just lying there.
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Bobby, did you feed
those fish today?
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How could I?
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I was busy.
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You know, I just got home.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'll feed them now.
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I don't want
to go over there.
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Will you look at that?
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They're not even hungry.
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Come on,
roll over and eat.
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Come on!
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Oh, my God!
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What?
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They're dead, Bobby.
They're dead.
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Well, I guess it was
just their time, huh?
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Their time?
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Both of them, together?
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I don't know, I don't know.
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Maybe it was one of those
murder-suicide things.
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What's Bobby
going to do?
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I don't know.
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He just said stall Tony
until he gets here.
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Those fish really meant
a lot to Tony.
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He's going
to be heartbroken.
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I love it.
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Now, listen, Louie--
this is a very sensitive situation.
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When Tony comes in
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if I hear you say one word,
like...
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Bobby killed your fish.
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That's right.
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Hey, what's happening, guys?
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Nothing.
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Oh, hi, Tony.
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Hey, how was the fight?
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Oh, I lost.
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It's all right, Elaine.
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The guy told me I gave him
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a much better fight
than his old man.
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Hey, so, where's Bobby?
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Huh, Bobby?
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He's... uh... he called.
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He's going to be a little late.
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So, how was Scranton?
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Man, was it cold.
260
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:08,200
Half the time
I was frozen stiff.
261
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,267
Speaking of stiffs...
262
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:09,667
So...
263
00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:14,634
What have you got in the bag?
264
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,300
Oh, wait till you see.
265
00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,734
It's a little castle.
266
00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:23,799
Oh.
267
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,700
I bought it for my fish.
268
00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,400
You know, I think they can swim
in and out.
269
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:30,634
I thought I'd surprise them.
270
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,966
They're going
to love it, Tony.
271
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,400
You see? It's got "Scranton"
on it and everything.
272
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,833
You know
273
00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:40,233
I know it may seem
a little weird
274
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,500
to care about them
the way I do,
275
00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:45,500
but I mean, to me,
them fish are like symbols.
276
00:11:45,533 --> 00:11:47,667
I mean, of, like, survival.
277
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:51,000
If them little fish
can survive in this world
278
00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,066
than so can I.
279
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,667
You know what I mean?
280
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:56,033
I can't wait
to see them again.
281
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,700
Hey, Alex, you saw
them yesterday.
282
00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:59,100
How did they look?
283
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,033
Peaceful.
284
00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:05,433
Yeah, they're so easy-going.
285
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,833
Hey, I'm going to put
this stuff away.
286
00:12:07,866 --> 00:12:09,634
I'll be back.
287
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:13,833
Somebody has got to tell
him soon, for my sake.
288
00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:15,966
Boy, I'm really glad
I'm not Bobby.
289
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,966
It's going to break
the guy's heart.
290
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,766
This is great.
291
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,033
Is he here yet?
292
00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:25,634
Where have you been?
293
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,066
I had to go to four stores
294
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,100
before I could find
two that matched exactly.
295
00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:30,467
ELAINE:
I just hope this works.
296
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,000
Hey, Bobby.
297
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,267
Yeah, it's Bobby.
298
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,367
Look at that.
299
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,000
Hey, Tony, how'd the fight go?
300
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,000
Oh, I lost.
301
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,000
Oh, I'm sorry.
302
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,000
Hey...
303
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,333
They look great, huh?
304
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,333
Yeah.
305
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,300
Healthy, strong, happy, huh?
306
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,833
Oh, gee, thanks, Bobby.
307
00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:45,833
Oh, forget it.
308
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,000
No, I mean it.
309
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,667
I really love these guys.
310
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,367
I hope they get along
with my fish.
311
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,233
Hey, where are they?
312
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,300
Tony?
313
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,634
Yeah.
314
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,899
Uh, I-I-I-I got to tell you
something.
315
00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,267
What's that, Bob?
316
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:13,600
Um, your fish...
uh, they didn't make it.
317
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,367
What?
318
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,533
Tony, I forgot to feed them
yesterday
319
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:22,367
and when I came home
they were...
320
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,333
My fish?
321
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:27,166
Listen, I'd give anything
if it didn't happen, man.
322
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,899
My fish are dead.
323
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:33,300
Look, I know
it doesn't help much
324
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:37,200
but I think they went
in their sleep.
325
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,634
Where are they now?
326
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,933
Did you flush them?
327
00:13:44,966 --> 00:13:46,966
I wouldn't do that, Tony.
328
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,966
No, man.
329
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,367
I saved them for you.
330
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:52,766
I got them right here.
331
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,066
You killed my fish.
332
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,433
Hey, Tony, listen...
333
00:14:01,467 --> 00:14:04,467
if you want to slug me...
just not in the face.
334
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,267
I got an audition.
335
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,667
I don't want
to slug you, Bobby.
336
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:16,766
I don't want to have
nothing to do with you, friend.
337
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,734
Hey, Tony,
what did you book?
338
00:14:32,766 --> 00:14:36,966
He booked 90, fish killer.
339
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,267
Hey, buddy, you need
a quarter? I got it.
340
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,133
Hey, Tone, I got these two
tickets to the Islanders' game.
341
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,667
I know how you really...
342
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,400
Oh, he's
really grieving.
343
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,066
I remember when our dog
Bootsie died.
344
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,400
I was devastated
for years.
345
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:08,734
How many?
346
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:11,200
So far... 12.
347
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:20,267
You know, Alex,
this is really too much.
348
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,766
I mean, I know
I made a mistake--
349
00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:24,133
A big mistake.
350
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,433
I mean, I really feel lousy
351
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,100
about what happened
to Tony's fish.
352
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,766
I mean I hate myself
when I do things like that--
353
00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:32,766
forgetting things,
not coming through for people,
354
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,667
but jeez, how many times
do I have to apologize?
355
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,433
Now, if he doesn't
want to be my friend, well, that's fine with me.
356
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,966
That's great, that's great.
It's over. Who needs him?
357
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,200
You want me to talk to him?
358
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,799
Would you, please?
359
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,267
Yeah.
360
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,799
Listen, why don't you tell
him to come over to my place
361
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,267
and we'll sit down,
have some beers,
362
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,467
and spend the evening together
and talk it out, okay?
363
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,799
Okay.
364
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,634
Oh, would you come with him?
365
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:55,933
Yeah.
366
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,467
Hey, Tony.
367
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,734
Hey, Al.
368
00:16:00,766 --> 00:16:02,066
Listen,
Bobby's really hurting.
369
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,400
He wants to patch it up.
370
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,700
What do you say?
371
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:06,066
I don't know, Alex.
372
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,567
I mean, he really let me down.
373
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,866
It's not just the fish.
374
00:16:08,899 --> 00:16:09,866
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
375
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,533
Well, look, he's really
sorry for what he did.
376
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,567
I mean, what could it hurt?
377
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,734
You two sit down,
talk it out...
378
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:14,966
Alex, I'm telling you--
379
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,400
he really let me down this time.
380
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,567
It ain't right.
381
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,300
I'm not going to let him
get away with it.
382
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,333
Look, he just wants you
to come over to his place
383
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,667
and talk about it, that's all.
384
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,933
Oh, yeah?
385
00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:26,833
Give me one good reason
why I should.
386
00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:33,100
Because I think the fish
would want it that way.
387
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,467
I guess you're right.
388
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,066
Hey, we're a little early.
389
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,667
He's probably
out buying food.
390
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,634
You know, this is
a first for Bobby.
391
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,066
When he comes to my place,
392
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,467
not only doesn't he bring stuff,
he usually takes stuff home.
393
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,166
Like once, he took a lamp.
394
00:16:59,766 --> 00:17:01,400
That one.
395
00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,066
Hey, there's a couple
of beers in here.
396
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,200
You want one?
397
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,200
Yeah.
398
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,734
I can't believe this guy.
399
00:17:06,766 --> 00:17:09,233
He borrows stuff;
he never gives it back.
400
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,400
There's my dumbbells,
there's my football
401
00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:12,734
and that's my clock.
402
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,899
Well, he doesn't mean
anything by it.
403
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,367
He's just forgetful.
That's the way he is.
404
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,200
Yeah, but that's what
I'm talking about.
405
00:17:18,233 --> 00:17:19,734
I mean, you take Bobby--
406
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:22,400
he treats me creepy,
he ignores me
407
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,933
calls me stupid.
408
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:26,066
I mean, what do I like him for?
409
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,933
I mean, there are guys I don't
even like that treat me better.
410
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,433
One guy I hate
treats me almost as good.
411
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,100
I mean, what is it, Alex?
412
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,133
I don't Tony. I don't know
what makes people friends.
413
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,433
Hey...
414
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:38,766
Look.
415
00:17:38,799 --> 00:17:40,766
He kept them two phonies
416
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:44,433
he was trying to pass off
as George and Wanda.
417
00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,700
Poor little guys.
418
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:48,766
I wonder if they know
their days are numbered.
419
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:50,100
It's a dog's life.
420
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,433
He makes me so mad
421
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,766
I'd like to destroy
something of his.
422
00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:55,766
Something that
he really cares about
423
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,766
so he'd know how I feel.
424
00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,033
His lucky shirt.
425
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:00,200
Hey, Tony, don't.
426
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,200
The one he wears
to all his auditions.
427
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,233
Tony, you're going
to regret this...
428
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,567
I'm ripping off a sleeve.
429
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,899
No, no, don't...
don't... don't!
430
00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:08,066
Hey, man, let me go!
431
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,567
I can't.
432
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,333
I knew you couldn't.
433
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,533
Gee, I just remembered--
it's my shirt.
434
00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:16,833
You know, even if it wasn't my
shirt, man,
435
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:18,600
I couldn't have done it anyway.
436
00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:20,200
I mean, it's like you said--
437
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:23,667
a guy can do what he can do, and
he can't do what he can't do,
438
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,866
so if a guy doesn't do
what he can't do,
439
00:18:25,899 --> 00:18:27,333
what are you going to do?
440
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,267
I said that?
441
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,467
( laughter )
442
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,100
( clears throat )
443
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,899
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
444
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,433
What are we doing here?
445
00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,734
You begged me to have Tony
come over here
446
00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:00,033
so you two
could sit down...
447
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,367
Oh, no.
448
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,700
Oh, no... was that tonight?
449
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:06,700
Oh, geez, Tony,
I'm really sorry.
450
00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:08,667
How can I do this?
451
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,066
I'll tell you how.
452
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,333
Because you are irresponsible,
inconsiderate, undependable...
453
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:13,567
Maybe I should leave.
454
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,734
No, no, no,
Dominique, listen...
455
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:18,267
Would you mind
just waiting in the bedroom?
456
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,333
Open the door,
down the hall...
457
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,400
it's nice to see
you again, Tony.
458
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:23,433
Yeah. How's your cousin?
459
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:25,400
She had
any good fights lately?
460
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,734
No, not lately.
461
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,833
See you.
462
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,100
Where was I?
463
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,233
"Undependable."
464
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:33,367
Right!
465
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,766
Undependable, selfish,
insensitive...
466
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:35,766
Hey, Alex?
Huh?
467
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,933
Don't be so hard on him.
468
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,567
He don't mean it.
He just forgets.
469
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,734
How can you defend him?
470
00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,533
He killed
your fish!
471
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:45,700
I murdered George and Wendy.
472
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:46,933
George and Wanda!
473
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:49,200
Wanda! The least you could do is
get their names straight! Wanda!
474
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:49,933
Wanda...
Wanda.
475
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:51,766
Don't be so hard on him.
476
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,300
People are what they are.
You said it.
477
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,433
Yeah, and I'm damn mad and
that's the way I am!
478
00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:56,600
And not just at him
479
00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:58,133
because you're just as
much to blame as he is.
480
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,100
I mean, it's not as if
you didn't know
481
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,433
how irresponsible he was.
482
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,033
But you put your fish
in the hands of a man
483
00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:04,600
who can't even feed himself
half the time!
484
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:06,766
Are you saying I had something
to do with killing my own fish?
485
00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:07,799
That's right!
486
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,100
Hey, that's a crummy remark,
man.
487
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,233
I think you should
take that back...
488
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,267
Take it back? Why?
489
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,267
It's true!
What are you talking about?
490
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,267
I didn't kill my own fish.
491
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,300
You know him!
Don't you?
492
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,300
How can you possibly
put your fish in the...
493
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,300
( all arguing )
494
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,933
What do you want?!
495
00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:25,467
Listen, it's me
you're mad at, remember?
496
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,966
Yeah.
497
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,066
( Alex chuckles )
498
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,899
It's... it's... it's...
499
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,133
( Alex chuckling )
500
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,166
( all chuckling )
501
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,066
Wendy, Wanda.
502
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,467
Oh...
503
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,467
I love you guys.
504
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,799
I can't believe this.
505
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,133
Hey, listen.
Grab your coats.
506
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,833
I'm going to take you out
for a steak dinner tonight.
507
00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:52,833
Steak and Lowenbrau--
just like the commercial.
508
00:20:52,866 --> 00:20:54,367
Wheeler...
509
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,667
You're a genius.
510
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,966
Yeah.
511
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,100
And after dinner,
I know this scalper.
512
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:02,267
He's going to get us three
tickets to the Knicks' game.
513
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,433
Okay? Let's go.
514
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,100
Let's go.
515
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,766
Oh, my God.
516
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,100
Huh?
517
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,433
( stammering )
518
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:11,433
Oh.
519
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:12,600
Oh.
520
00:21:12,634 --> 00:21:14,766
I'm... just going to
have to tell Dominique
521
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:17,533
that I'm spending the
evening with you guys.
522
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,833
Hey, listen, Bobby...
523
00:21:18,866 --> 00:21:20,100
No, no, no, Alex...
524
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,100
Alex, this is very
important to me.
525
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:24,133
Now I said
we're going out tonight
526
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,467
and I'm sticking to it.
527
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,467
I got to stop
letting people down like this.
528
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,467
From now on,
when I say something
529
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,667
I'm going to do it,
and that's that!
530
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,833
Hey, Bobby,
that's really great...
531
00:21:34,866 --> 00:21:36,133
No, no, no, man...
532
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,467
I said we're going out
and we're going.
533
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,966
and we're going to have
a great time too.
534
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,966
Just give me a second.
535
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,133
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
536
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:48,100
( sighs )
537
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,133
That was funny.
538
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,833
( both chuckling )
539
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,467
Oh, boy.
540
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:18,799
( whistling )
541
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:37,634
Hey!
542
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,933
( whistles )
543
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:53,166
( mumbling )
544
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,766
Hey, Alex,
I got to do something.
545
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,433
No, no, Tony, don't!
546
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:28,799
There you go, guys.
547
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,300
Hey, can I have your attention,
please, ladies and gentlemen?
548
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,033
I have a presentation to make.
549
00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:42,866
For my best friend, Tony.
550
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,200
For me?
551
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,799
That's the most beautiful
thing I ever saw.
552
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,300
He got my fish mounted.
553
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:06,567
( theme music playing )
554
00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:32,300
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
555
00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:33,667
( grunts )
556
00:24:33,717 --> 00:24:38,267
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