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Previously on "Sweet/Vicious"...
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Who are you?
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I guess I'm like a vigilante.
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So what do we do next?
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There is no we. I work alone.
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How did you know I was there?
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I put tracking software in your phone.
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Used part of my charm.
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Is that what your parents tell you?
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Yeah, they tell me I'm a mistake.
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And when I do sleep,
I have horrible nightmares
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and I can barely be touched
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without jumping out of my skin.
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You didn't stop
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when she said no, did you, Will?
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Say her name.
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Her name is Beth.
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I'm writing to get onto the law journal.
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Are you using these cases?
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'Cause Tommy Cope and
Will Powell weren't robbed.
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It's a different crime.
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I think I was a little unsure,
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but I'm not anymore.
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Whose phone is that?
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Sending Tyler a text
as his dead brother feels
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kind of twisted, even for us.
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Hey, it's Carter. Later.
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Got your text.
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Find it a little odd that you're in Canada
snowboarding without your snowboard.
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Take the shot, pledgie.
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That's a good girl.
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No, no, please. I don't want to.
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You don't want to what? Be a sister?
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You can leave anytime you want,
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but we don't take too
kindly to losing pledges,
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so if you do, I'll be # angry,
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and, Grace, I don't think you'll
like me when I'm # angry.
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- I want to be a sister.
- Good girl.
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This little pledgie is a bitch.
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This little pledgie is a slut.
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This little pledgie is a whore.
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Are you gonna cry, little pledgie?
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Here. Look up and smile.
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Yaaaas, babe!
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It's almost the start of pledge week.
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Get up. Come on.
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Hey, have you been
checking the shared Zeta cal?
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I updated it last night
and this morning.
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Yes. And I'm so excited
to lead the chant.
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I know I've been kind of MIA
with these crazy study sessions,
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but I am here for this.
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Hey, do you remember
when we met, freshman year
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in those disgusting dorm bathrooms?
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Yes, you told me that you
liked my shower shoes,
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and then you said, "Hi, I'm Kennedy",
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your new best friend."
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Look, I know that you only
pledged because I begged you,
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but you have to admit,
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it's been a pretty great three years.
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Oh, God. We were such babies then.
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And I met you the same week I met Nate.
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Isn't it crazy how one week can
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just set the rest of your life
in motion?
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Hey, look at what those Kappa
bitches did to their pledge.
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Are you gonna cry, little pledgie?
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That's awful.
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Look up and smile.
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And so degrading.
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Hey, should we head back?
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Yeah, let's go.
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Rush Kappa. We're friends forever.
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That's the worst video I've ever seen,
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and I've seen some ISIS videos.
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I know, right? They suck.
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What's going on?
What's... happening here?
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You just seem... happy?
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I'm just in a good mood.
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All right, well,
just keep it to yourself
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'cause it's kind of freaking me out.
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Okay, so the pledge is a
sophomore named Grace Webber,
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and she's not their usual type.
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They just gave her a bid
because she's a legacy.
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Are you gonna cry, little pledgie?
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This is sexual assault, no question.
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Stripping someone down
and writing on their body...
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it's awful.
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Isn't this video grounds to
have their charter taken away?
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I mean, why hasn't the school
shut them down?
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People have tried
to get them in trouble,
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but there's no incriminating evidence.
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Like the masks, for example.
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And we can't trace
them digitally either.
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Someone really knew
what they were doing,
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because this video is scrubbed clean.
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Let's get them.
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Yes.
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I love it when we say things in unison.
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It's so badass.
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Okay, so the Kappa
ruling class is a pyramid.
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Head bee is Chloe Freeman,
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and then there's her two henchmen,
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Lindsay C. And Lindsay B.,
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but Kappa's like a hydra.
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You kill one ruling class,
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and just a hungrier clique of monsters
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just claw their way in.
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We need to take down the institution.
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You said the only reason
that they don't get caught
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is because of the lack of evidence,
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so if we have undeniable
proof of their sick hazing,
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no one will be able to save them.
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We could take this
wider than the school.
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We could leak it.
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HuffPo and Jezebel
would just eat this up.
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But there's no way to get into Kappa.
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We'd need someone to pledge.
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Why are you pulling that face?
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Did you eat street meat again?
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Oh, no. That was
a fool-me-once situation.
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I just...
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I'm just... it's just, I'm...
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a Kappa legacy.
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Ex-squeeze me?
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I'm a Kappa legacy, okay?
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My mom's on the board of Kappa National,
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and they try and recruit me every year.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I'm laughing so much that it hurts.
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Oh, my God. Oh.
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Oh, I have to go and run some errands.
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Oh. I will...
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I will be back for the makeover.
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The what now? Hey, no glitter.
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I'm not wearing any glitter.
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She's gone, so who am I talking to?
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No. No touchies. It is very delicate.
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Listen to these articles
I was assigned for law journal.
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"Designing Race-Based Remedies
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for Equal Protection Violations
in Stop-and-Frisk Cases,"
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"The Use of Criminal History Information
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in College Admissions."
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My editor only assigns me pieces
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from the point of view
of the black gaze.
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- Like Frank Ocean.
- Not gays, gaze.
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G-A-Z-E.
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You do know you are a black man, right?
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Yes, you do. Okay.
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Well, look, if you have
a problem with it,
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you should say something.
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- Talk to your editor.
- Yeah.
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I have to tell her I don't
want to be pigeonholed.
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If I'm going to get pigeonholed.
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I'm pigeoning my own hole, thank you.
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Yup, definitely say it like that.
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End on the pigeoning your own hole.
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Yas, yas, yas, girl.
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Oh, yas.
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Yas, yas, yas, yas, girl. Ow!
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I'm sorry. You're being a yas-hole,
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and I didn't know how to stop it.
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What is going on with you?
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I guess what I'm asking is,
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what are you taking,
and can I have some?
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I'm not taking anything. I am happy.
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I don't know; I haven't had
nightmares in a couple weeks,
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and stuff at the house feels fun again,
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and things with Tyler are going so well.
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- That is so great.
- What?
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Nothing.
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No, if you say you're doing well,
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then I believe you.
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I am doing well.
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You know what? I finally
feel like myself again.
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- Ow.
- Okay, now your hair.
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Hi, I'm Fefe Mayer. I'm here to pledge.
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Is this Bobbi Mayer's daughter?
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- Sure is.
- Wow.
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Well, come on in.
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Thank you. Hi. Wow, that's...
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- Girls, this is Fefe.
- Hi, everyone.
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Come in.
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You have a visitor.
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Thanks, Mac.
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So I saw your old one had a tear in it.
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Thought I'd upgrade you.
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Did you draw these?
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I love it.
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Thank you.
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Mm, Officer Dad is watching us.
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Everybody downstairs!
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Ah... That's my cue.
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When can I see you?
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When the statue of Washington
across campus is hot pink.
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That's our prank this year.
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And when I'm done, I'm yours.
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I'll keep my eyes on George.
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Okay.
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Is this Bobbi Mayer's daughter?
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- Sure is.
- Wow. Well, come on in.
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Thank you.
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Hello.
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Well, today was a dumpster fire.
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I think I may be permanently
damaged from all the Kappa vibes.
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Chloe is the worst.
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I mean, she's the love child
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of a CrossFit instructor and Mussolini.
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I got some awesome stuff, though.
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- Hey, you ready for tomorrow?
- Can't wait.
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It sounds like you're
having so much fun.
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I am. You were totally off base earlier.
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Uh, sure. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Ophelia?
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Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh.
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I was picking out linens
for the amfAR gala
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when I got a call from
Shelby at Kappa National
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that you were pledging.
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I am thrilled to personally
welcome you into the fold.
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Joining Kappa is one
of the best decisions I've made.
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I just know that Kappa's gonna
come to mean as much to you
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as it did to me.
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Wow. What a turn of events.
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Oh, come here, my little pledgie.
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Oh, now we're hugging.
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Nate, what are you doing in here?
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Stop it. No.
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I don't want... I don't want...
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Why didn't you tell me, Jules?
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- Please stop.
- The first morning
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of pledge week is a big deal.
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You'll want these later
for your Kappa scrapbook.
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God, I am glad that green hair is gone.
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It was completely wrong
for your coloring.
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What is that thing?
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- Breakfast burrito.
- Oh, no.
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Just the thought of that makes
me need to use the ladies'.
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I'm watching the door to Kappa.
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Why aren't you there yet?
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Okay, yeah, slight complication.
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My mother, Kappa Queen Bobbi Mayer,
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decided to pay a visit
when she heard about Fefe.
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Rats. Are you still okay
to go through with the plan?
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Oh, yeah, I mean, if anything,
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it makes taking down Kappa way easier.
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Are you okay? You sound a little nuts.
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Yeah, I'm great. I'm totally fine.
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I just... I didn't sleep, but I'm fine.
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Just keep me updated.
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I want to know what's happening.
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Did you have another nightmare?
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I'm fine. I just didn't sleep.
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How do you use that bathroom?
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I think I just saw a roach
making love to some mold.
260
00:12:47,415 --> 00:12:49,949
Oh, yeah, that's just Harold.
261
00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:51,250
I got to go.
262
00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:58,558
Welcome to Kappa, you grimy-ass bitches.
263
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,127
Welcome to Zeta, my queens.
264
00:13:01,129 --> 00:13:03,696
This week is all about sisterly bonding.
265
00:13:03,698 --> 00:13:07,567
We call pledge week
"hell week" for a reason.
266
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,970
Kappa's not a pussy sorority,
like those twats over at...
267
00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:13,506
The sisterhood of Zeta Zeta Psi,
268
00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:16,442
the ultimate
female-empowering community.
269
00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:19,045
Each of you deserves to be here.
270
00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:21,280
Know that we feel blessed and honored
271
00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:23,249
that you chose to join us too.
272
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:24,751
Hear me loud and clear.
273
00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:28,287
We do not tolerate
weaklings or quitters.
274
00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:30,089
This is hard-core, you dumb...
275
00:13:30,091 --> 00:13:31,791
Goddesses.
276
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,993
This week will end in a classic prank.
277
00:13:33,995 --> 00:13:37,296
We're painting George
Washington bright pink.
278
00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:39,132
If you want to be Kappa,
279
00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:42,001
you eat, sleep, piss,
280
00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:44,404
and shit Kappa.
281
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:48,174
Make Zeta your sun and your stars.
282
00:13:48,176 --> 00:13:51,210
You are all Khaleesis in our eyes.
283
00:13:51,212 --> 00:13:53,813
Consider us your khalasar.
284
00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:55,281
It's finally time.
285
00:13:55,283 --> 00:13:57,417
Hold on to your fat asses.
286
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,552
Let hell week begin.
Let pledge week begin.
287
00:13:59,554 --> 00:14:01,320
Lower.
288
00:14:01,322 --> 00:14:04,189
Lower.
289
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,823
Lower.
290
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,992
Closer!
291
00:14:08,227 --> 00:14:11,161
Closer, or you get the paddle!
292
00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,223
Come again?
293
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,099
You heard me.
294
00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:17,902
I'll go full Whomping
Willow on your ass.
295
00:14:19,873 --> 00:14:21,672
You gonna cry, pledgie?
296
00:14:21,674 --> 00:14:23,040
It just smells so bad.
297
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:26,544
This person needs a lot
more fiber in their life.
298
00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,212
Ugh!
299
00:14:28,214 --> 00:14:31,549
Time for cookie decorating! Yay!
300
00:14:36,423 --> 00:14:38,222
- Mmm.
- Jules.
301
00:14:39,092 --> 00:14:42,494
Ahhh, delivery for Kennedy Cates.
302
00:14:42,629 --> 00:14:44,562
Aww.
303
00:14:44,564 --> 00:14:47,265
Hey, babe, thank you.
304
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:50,318
Wait. You never bring me
deliveries yourself.
305
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,492
What's going on?
306
00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:54,746
Nothing. I just... I really miss you.
307
00:14:54,748 --> 00:14:57,311
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't believe you.
308
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,951
But they smell really good.
309
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:05,790
Okay, now get out. Sister time.
310
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,158
- All right.
- No.
311
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,027
Have fun, ladies.
312
00:15:09,029 --> 00:15:11,429
- Bye!
- Bye!
313
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,446
Hey, do you think
Omega's gonna prank us?
314
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,599
Jules?
315
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:23,584
Sorry. I'll be right back.
316
00:15:23,585 --> 00:15:25,977
I just have to get
something from my room.
317
00:15:25,979 --> 00:15:29,547
How's your piece on mitigating
race-based juror biases coming?
318
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,752
Yeah, that's why I'm here.
I'm not going to write that piece.
319
00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:34,419
Oh.
320
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,554
I can write about more
than black issues.
321
00:15:36,556 --> 00:15:39,224
Of course;
I just thought the other issues
322
00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,492
were what you wanted to focus on.
323
00:15:40,494 --> 00:15:43,261
We don't force stories here.
324
00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:44,929
So what have you got?
325
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:46,364
Pitch me.
326
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:51,536
Well, have this theory
about the recent crimes.
327
00:15:51,538 --> 00:15:52,904
I know it's kind of out there,
328
00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:56,341
but I think there might be a vigilante
329
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:58,376
on the Darlington campus.
330
00:15:58,378 --> 00:16:00,478
- A vigilante?
- I know it sounds insane.
331
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,481
And yes, I do read a ton of comic books.
332
00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:06,484
But I have a very visceral hunch
333
00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:08,518
that all these crimes are connected.
334
00:16:10,223 --> 00:16:11,990
This theory sounds ridiculous.
335
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,526
We can't print this unless
we have irrefutable evidence
336
00:16:14,528 --> 00:16:17,629
that this is more
than just a visceral hunch.
337
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:21,065
But if you can back this up,
338
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,402
you could have something
tremendous on your hands.
339
00:16:24,404 --> 00:16:25,970
Bachelorette or Two in the Pink?
340
00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:29,541
Are these the official paint names?
341
00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:33,478
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
342
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,215
We got breakfasted by Omega Theta.
343
00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:39,083
It's real maple syrup.
344
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,985
Okay, new plan.
345
00:16:40,987 --> 00:16:42,187
Eff that statue.
346
00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:44,656
We are going to Omega Theta.
347
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:47,659
- We have all the paint.
- Oh, we'll still use the paint.
348
00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:50,395
Revenge is a dish best served Zeta.
349
00:16:52,332 --> 00:16:53,932
Oh, my God, I can't even walk.
350
00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:13,184
How did we...
351
00:17:23,181 --> 00:17:25,203
Do you remember when Beyonc?
canceled her performance
352
00:17:25,204 --> 00:17:27,671
at the amfAR gala and I had
to call Dahlia Schafer,
353
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,031
who convinced Rihanna
to sub last-minute?
354
00:17:30,543 --> 00:17:32,175
Dahlia Schafer is a Kappa.
355
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,409
Things like that happen all the time.
356
00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:37,180
You're becoming part
of a well-connected sisterhood
357
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,435
of powerful women,
358
00:17:39,316 --> 00:17:41,116
and your bold and rebellious spirit
359
00:17:41,118 --> 00:17:43,051
will be a great addition.
360
00:17:43,053 --> 00:17:44,653
It's all I ever wanted for you.
361
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:50,158
You know, I still have
that picture of me
362
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,861
in front of the Eloise painting.
363
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,697
Well, you were my Eloise.
364
00:17:59,136 --> 00:18:00,602
Oh, would you?
365
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:12,288
- Jules.
- So this is Jules.
366
00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:14,816
Well, come in. Please join us.
Get a shoulder rub.
367
00:18:14,818 --> 00:18:17,886
- Oh, I'm...
- I've heard so much about you.
368
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,155
And I have heard so much about you.
369
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,858
Ophelia, go with Jules next
time you get your hair done.
370
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:25,160
Her color is perfect.
371
00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:27,229
Totally. What's the name of your salon?
372
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,732
Can I steal you for a sec?
373
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,775
Okay, will you just slow down?
My nails aren't dry yet.
374
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,271
Ow. What the hell?
375
00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:38,039
You want to know the name of my salon?
376
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:40,076
It's called You're Not Blonde,
Ophelia. What is going on?
377
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,944
Okay, well, that's a really
long name for a salon.
378
00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:44,212
Okay, all right.
379
00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:46,248
What? I'm not allowed to be girly, ever?
380
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,849
Also, you're not supposed to be here.
381
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:50,085
You didn't send updates.
I'm checking in.
382
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,720
You want an update? Okay.
383
00:18:51,722 --> 00:18:54,756
I'm actually having a really
great time with my mom.
384
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,358
We're bonding.
385
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,393
Which are words I've never put
in that order before.
386
00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:00,495
Not with Bobbi. With the mission.
387
00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:04,533
Oh, fine. Yeah, it's coming along.
388
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:06,334
Are you having second thoughts?
389
00:19:06,336 --> 00:19:07,669
It's just, I was wondering
390
00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:11,706
if maybe we're on the
wrong side of this thing.
391
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,310
I mean, the pledges,
they are so excited to be there,
392
00:19:15,312 --> 00:19:17,679
even when it's terrible.
393
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:21,049
Maybe we think it's bad
only 'cause it's different.
394
00:19:21,051 --> 00:19:23,952
What are you talking about?
They're evil.
395
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,588
Did they rewire your brain or something?
396
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:29,216
No. You know what? Maybe I'm
just more open-minded than you.
397
00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:33,528
You only see the world through
your damaged Jules goggles.
398
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,779
Wow, that was... that was super mean.
399
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,704
You know, maybe you're meant
to be a Kappa after all.
400
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:49,945
Hey, just remember Grace while
you're here getting pampered.
401
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,357
Oh, could you get her, please?
402
00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:03,786
Where did Jules go?
403
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:07,940
Umm... Ah, she had to
go back to Zeta, so...
404
00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:10,332
So I was thinking,
405
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,700
how would you like to spend the summer
406
00:20:11,702 --> 00:20:13,324
at the house in East Hampton?
407
00:20:14,204 --> 00:20:16,076
I'd actually really like that.
408
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,940
Well, great. Bring your friends.
409
00:20:18,942 --> 00:20:20,742
We'll pay for the Jitney tickets.
410
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:23,378
I just can't wait to meet
your new Kappa squad.
411
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,747
Wait, did I use that right? Squad?
412
00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:26,848
Yeah.
413
00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:31,386
Could you do that
a little harder, please?
414
00:20:31,388 --> 00:20:32,687
Okay.
415
00:20:35,492 --> 00:20:37,225
It's lockbox time.
416
00:20:37,227 --> 00:20:38,893
Here are the rules:
417
00:20:38,895 --> 00:20:40,894
No eating, no sleeping.
418
00:20:41,129 --> 00:20:42,349
You get one pee bucket,
419
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:44,875
and if it overflows, you get the paddle.
420
00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:48,069
When we come back,
all the cigars and kegs
421
00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:49,337
better be finito,
422
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:52,040
or else none of you get into Kappa!
423
00:20:53,443 --> 00:20:55,777
You have three hours. Best of luck.
424
00:20:55,779 --> 00:20:59,047
Okay, this is insane.
Obviously we're not going to...
425
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,323
Thanks.
426
00:21:19,336 --> 00:21:21,970
Will, right?
427
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:23,087
Who are you?
428
00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:24,654
Harris James.
429
00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:26,994
I have a few questions
about your break-in.
430
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:31,795
I'm sorry, man. I'm not interested.
431
00:21:31,797 --> 00:21:36,233
Please? It's for a criminology
paper I'm writing.
432
00:21:36,235 --> 00:21:37,901
Yeah, I said no.
433
00:21:37,903 --> 00:21:40,735
Your crime is such an anomaly.
They didn't steal anything.
434
00:21:40,736 --> 00:21:42,372
There has to be some
other reason they chose you.
435
00:21:42,374 --> 00:21:44,519
Look, man, tell whoever it is...
436
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,423
Beth, her new guy, whoever sent you...
437
00:21:48,214 --> 00:21:49,981
I got the message.
438
00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:51,424
It's not gonna happen again.
439
00:21:57,556 --> 00:21:59,164
I love this...
440
00:21:59,165 --> 00:22:05,325
But in theory, couldn't
we just leave? Right?
441
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,756
How about you, Grace?
442
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,072
I mean, you can't like any of this.
443
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,731
They're so awful.
Why don't you just quit?
444
00:22:24,732 --> 00:22:25,658
I can't.
445
00:22:26,567 --> 00:22:29,268
The last time I tried to quit, she...
446
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,103
Well, you saw the video.
447
00:22:31,873 --> 00:22:33,569
I have to be a Kappa.
448
00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:36,742
I don't want to be a loser anymore.
449
00:22:36,744 --> 00:22:38,944
Loser? You're not a loser.
450
00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:42,581
I had no friends in high school,
451
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,217
and I know I only got in
because I'm a legacy,
452
00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:47,585
but this is my chance.
453
00:22:48,545 --> 00:22:50,879
I finally belong somewhere.
454
00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:53,656
Sarah?
455
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,548
Sarah, Sarah?
456
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:57,418
Sarah.
457
00:22:58,518 --> 00:22:59,918
Sarah, wake up.
458
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,921
Hello? Help. Sarah passed out.
459
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,390
Your time's not up yet.
460
00:23:05,392 --> 00:23:06,758
Come on, Sarah. Come on.
461
00:23:08,629 --> 00:23:09,961
What the balls?
462
00:23:14,234 --> 00:23:16,835
I can't find a way out. How is she?
463
00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:18,803
Those kegs better be empty!
464
00:23:23,108 --> 00:23:25,709
Ew. Gross.
465
00:23:27,648 --> 00:23:29,114
Take her to the ER.
466
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,583
Ask for Dr. Henry when you
get her stomach pumped.
467
00:23:31,585 --> 00:23:33,218
He'll keep it on the DL.
468
00:23:38,058 --> 00:23:41,249
So what do you think of your legacy?
469
00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,195
- What?
- This is the house
470
00:23:44,197 --> 00:23:45,797
that Bobbi built.
471
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,899
The lock-in was actually
the keystone hazing ritual
472
00:23:47,901 --> 00:23:49,067
when your mom was president.
473
00:23:53,607 --> 00:23:55,073
Ugh!
474
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,161
Uh!
475
00:23:57,356 --> 00:23:58,162
Oh!
476
00:24:22,469 --> 00:24:26,137
Pledges, are you ready
to prove that you are
477
00:24:26,139 --> 00:24:29,629
completely dedicated to the
sisterhood of Zeta Zeta Psi?
478
00:24:30,877 --> 00:24:32,544
'Cause this is the moment of truth.
479
00:24:32,546 --> 00:24:35,513
Tonight Omega Theta runs pink.
480
00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:41,086
The Omega boys are out until 11:00 p.m.
481
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,355
There is a clock on this, people.
482
00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:48,126
- Come with me.
- What are we doing?
483
00:24:48,128 --> 00:24:50,595
Let's go inside and
steal the Omega paddle.
484
00:24:50,982 --> 00:24:52,982
We've always joked about it.
Here's our chance.
485
00:24:52,984 --> 00:24:55,952
- I have to finish the lion.
- Okay, you're hilarious.
486
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:56,655
Come on, let's go.
487
00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:58,688
Seriously, I don't think that we should.
488
00:24:58,690 --> 00:25:00,267
Why are you being so weird about this?
489
00:25:00,268 --> 00:25:01,678
We have wanted to steal that paddle
490
00:25:01,679 --> 00:25:03,112
since, like, freshman year.
491
00:25:03,114 --> 00:25:04,447
Let's just stay out here.
492
00:25:04,449 --> 00:25:06,282
You heard Mackenzie.
There's not enough time.
493
00:25:06,284 --> 00:25:08,451
Oh, my God. Okay, we'll be
in and out. Let's just go.
494
00:25:08,453 --> 00:25:10,953
Kennedy, I don't want to go in there.
495
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,079
Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?
496
00:25:16,273 --> 00:25:16,858
The paddle is...
497
00:25:16,859 --> 00:25:19,292
I just... I don't care
about the stupid paddle, okay?
498
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,833
It's just... it's so trivial, Kennedy.
499
00:25:21,835 --> 00:25:25,103
We're painting a house because
someone put maple syrup on you.
500
00:25:25,105 --> 00:25:27,872
I mean, like, what are we.
five years old?
501
00:25:29,342 --> 00:25:32,177
Okay, you need to check yourself.
502
00:25:32,179 --> 00:25:34,712
I don't know who this person
you're being right now is,
503
00:25:34,714 --> 00:25:36,047
but they are not a Zeta sister,
504
00:25:36,049 --> 00:25:38,403
and they are certainly
not my best friend.
505
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,361
I mean, what happened to you, Jules?
506
00:25:41,902 --> 00:25:43,614
I can't figure out what's
going on with you,
507
00:25:43,615 --> 00:25:45,248
and I go out of my way to help you,
508
00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:49,353
and all I get are excuses
and "I'm sorry," and...
509
00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:50,888
Are you too cool for us?
510
00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:52,156
Is that it?
511
00:25:52,158 --> 00:25:53,991
'Cause I can't figure out...
512
00:25:53,993 --> 00:25:56,461
I go out of my way for you all the time,
513
00:25:56,463 --> 00:25:59,497
and all I get are excuses
and "I'm sorry."
514
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,434
Jules!
515
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,140
Are you even listening to me?
516
00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:14,729
I can't do this anymore.
517
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:17,324
Can't do what, Jules?
518
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,054
Can you talk to me?
519
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,336
Hey, I need to show you something.
520
00:26:47,914 --> 00:26:49,981
Whoa, you planted a lot of cameras.
521
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,150
These aren't my cameras.
522
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,852
I was locked in a basement
with a bunch of vomiting pledges
523
00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:56,020
when I open up a door
524
00:26:56,022 --> 00:26:57,455
and step through the looking glass
525
00:26:57,457 --> 00:27:00,071
into Alice's CIA-level server room.
526
00:27:01,648 --> 00:27:04,449
The entire Kappa house is bugged.
527
00:27:04,631 --> 00:27:07,732
They record themselves 24-7.
528
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:09,867
Oh, hang on.
529
00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:13,037
Chloe Freeman is running a hazing site.
530
00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:17,966
This is sick.
531
00:27:18,211 --> 00:27:19,460
Does your mom... No.
532
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,926
No, she has no idea.
533
00:27:23,764 --> 00:27:25,364
This would kill her.
534
00:27:25,485 --> 00:27:28,346
I also hacked into their Bitcoin.
535
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:30,628
Check this out.
536
00:27:32,343 --> 00:27:34,843
They made 20,000...
537
00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:36,029
this week.
538
00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:39,430
Well, what do you say
we teach them a lesson
539
00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:40,713
the old-fashioned way?
540
00:27:41,935 --> 00:27:43,540
Thought you'd never ask.
541
00:27:46,237 --> 00:27:48,048
The pledges will be here in ten minutes.
542
00:27:48,049 --> 00:27:50,141
Lindsay B., if you laugh
during the ceremony,
543
00:27:50,181 --> 00:27:51,814
I swear to God...
544
00:27:55,223 --> 00:27:56,360
What the hell?
545
00:27:57,943 --> 00:28:00,577
I've been doing Barry's
Boot Camp since I was 12.
546
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:01,779
Bring it on, bitch.
547
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:02,746
Oh, I will.
548
00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,817
Two against one? Hardly a fair fight.
549
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,266
Son of a...
550
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:49,359
I don't know why people think
that only works on boys.
551
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:57,016
Are you gonna cry, little pledgie?
552
00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:02,682
Sexual assault and filming
pledges without consent?
553
00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:05,346
Now, what does that sound like to you?
554
00:29:05,347 --> 00:29:06,813
I mean, I'm no expert,
555
00:29:06,815 --> 00:29:09,148
but I think it's illegal pornography,
556
00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:10,350
a felony.
557
00:29:10,352 --> 00:29:12,118
Okay, whatever you want, we'll do it.
558
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,686
You're going to turn yourselves in
559
00:29:13,688 --> 00:29:15,255
to the school for hazing.
560
00:29:15,257 --> 00:29:18,503
You had a come-to-Jesus
and needed to disband Kappa.
561
00:29:19,027 --> 00:29:21,794
Then girlhaze.com is shut down.
562
00:29:21,796 --> 00:29:24,297
Or you could test us,
563
00:29:24,299 --> 00:29:26,699
and we'll expose your
operations to the police.
564
00:29:26,701 --> 00:29:30,370
I'm sure you'll make
pretty little prison bitches.
565
00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:32,505
Oh, and all the money
that you made, well,
566
00:29:32,507 --> 00:29:35,475
we rerouted it to a
battered women's shelter.
567
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,212
You're welcome.
568
00:29:43,285 --> 00:29:46,093
Hey, I got your text. What's up?
569
00:29:47,255 --> 00:29:49,889
You know that guy Will Powell, right?
570
00:29:49,891 --> 00:29:52,692
Know of him. He's kind of a creep.
571
00:29:52,694 --> 00:29:54,294
What do you mean?
572
00:29:54,296 --> 00:29:55,895
There's a rumor going around
573
00:29:55,897 --> 00:29:58,598
that he date-raped a girl last year.
574
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,832
Do you know what her name was?
575
00:29:59,834 --> 00:30:01,067
Was it Beth?
576
00:30:01,641 --> 00:30:03,903
I think so. Yeah, that sounds right.
577
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,373
Why all the questions?
578
00:30:06,376 --> 00:30:09,092
I'm working on something
for my law journal about...
579
00:30:10,179 --> 00:30:12,789
just doing some research.
580
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:18,685
You know, I always had
a thing for Encyclopedia Brown.
581
00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:27,674
Sorry, was that okay?
582
00:30:28,733 --> 00:30:31,901
No, that was good.
583
00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:34,100
It was more than good.
584
00:30:34,102 --> 00:30:35,936
Whoo!
585
00:30:35,938 --> 00:30:38,038
That bathroom is now Chernobyl.
586
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,431
I mean, it's gonna be years
before anyone can...
587
00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:44,140
go in there.
588
00:30:46,915 --> 00:30:49,583
- Ophelia, you know Fiona.
- Yeah.
589
00:30:49,585 --> 00:30:55,422
I was totally joking
about the toilet thing.
590
00:30:55,424 --> 00:30:57,457
But also, don't go in there.
591
00:30:57,459 --> 00:30:58,807
What happened to the blonde hair?
592
00:30:58,808 --> 00:31:01,138
Oh, Fefe? Yeah, she died.
593
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,447
Come in.
594
00:31:10,942 --> 00:31:13,509
I know I was supposed to
wait until the actual
595
00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:16,152
George Washington statue turned pink,
but it was taking so long.
596
00:31:16,153 --> 00:31:16,889
Get in here.
597
00:31:27,659 --> 00:31:29,426
So how was pledge week?
598
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,434
'Cause the vibe downstairs
is kind of weird.
599
00:31:32,436 --> 00:31:35,237
I was looking forward to it so much,
600
00:31:35,239 --> 00:31:37,478
but I just... it wasn't
like how I remembered.
601
00:31:37,952 --> 00:31:38,820
Umm...
602
00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:40,443
It's hard to explain.
603
00:31:40,445 --> 00:31:45,415
- Maybe you've outgrown it.
- Yeah.
604
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:48,322
Okay, I'm gonna tell you a story,
605
00:31:49,602 --> 00:31:52,493
but I ask that you wait
to make fun of me until the end.
606
00:31:52,858 --> 00:31:55,158
So when I was in junior high,
607
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,862
my buddy Ray and I were
really into break dancing.
608
00:31:58,864 --> 00:32:01,254
Yeah, it was legit.
609
00:32:01,683 --> 00:32:05,418
And then in ninth grade, I broke my
femur while I was skateboarding,
610
00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:09,422
and it was during that time
that I got really into art.
611
00:32:09,946 --> 00:32:13,628
I started drawing comics while I was
holed up with my cast on, and...
612
00:32:15,229 --> 00:32:18,735
Ray and I tried to hang once I got
better, but it just wasn't the same.
613
00:32:19,889 --> 00:32:23,514
You don't have to make any radical
decisions until you're ready.
614
00:32:23,515 --> 00:32:27,115
It took me a while to admit
to myself that I had moved on,
615
00:32:27,395 --> 00:32:29,094
but the minute I did,
616
00:32:29,096 --> 00:32:33,198
I just seriously felt
like a weight had been lifted.
617
00:32:36,604 --> 00:32:38,904
That was a really nice story.
618
00:32:38,906 --> 00:32:40,839
I do... I have one question.
619
00:32:40,841 --> 00:32:43,409
Yes, I did have a break-dancing name.
620
00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:44,810
It was Kid Spice.
621
00:32:46,647 --> 00:32:48,514
Oh, my gosh.
622
00:32:52,612 --> 00:32:54,531
Can I tell you something weird?
623
00:32:56,013 --> 00:32:57,222
Yeah, of course.
624
00:32:59,493 --> 00:33:01,827
So my brother, Carter,
625
00:33:01,829 --> 00:33:04,117
remember I told you he was snowboarding?
626
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,231
I went to his apartment the other day,
627
00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:07,831
and his board was still there.
628
00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:09,823
It just doesn't make sense.
629
00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:11,733
Yeah, that is weird.
630
00:33:12,676 --> 00:33:13,734
Umm...
631
00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:16,575
I mean, there has to be an explanation.
632
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:19,211
Like, he's someone that gets
in trouble with the law, right?
633
00:33:19,213 --> 00:33:21,246
Yeah. Yeah, a lot.
634
00:33:21,248 --> 00:33:23,082
Well, maybe he, like,
635
00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:24,483
took it one step too far
636
00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:27,119
and he had to, like,
leave town really fast,
637
00:33:27,121 --> 00:33:28,420
like, too fast to get his stuff, even.
638
00:33:28,422 --> 00:33:30,269
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
639
00:33:32,026 --> 00:33:34,126
I just feel kind of responsible.
640
00:33:34,128 --> 00:33:35,857
Hey, no. You're not responsible.
641
00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,131
Carter did some bad things.
642
00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:40,611
I know, I know, but...
643
00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:45,537
I just keep thinking
about the last time I saw him.
644
00:33:48,075 --> 00:33:50,843
We got in a fight... a bad one.
645
00:33:50,845 --> 00:33:52,159
Threw some punches.
646
00:33:54,382 --> 00:33:55,350
I'm so sorry.
647
00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,216
I can't imagine
what you're going through.
648
00:33:59,732 --> 00:34:02,230
Yeah, not ideal.
649
00:34:13,736 --> 00:34:15,369
I like talking to you.
650
00:34:17,964 --> 00:34:20,465
Yeah, me too.
651
00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:26,679
Yes, but you're not listening to reason.
652
00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:29,804
Right, but you are
punishing an entire house
653
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:31,406
for the actions of a few girls.
654
00:34:32,909 --> 00:34:35,109
You know what?
You'll be hearing from me.
655
00:34:35,111 --> 00:34:36,644
Have you heard?
656
00:34:36,646 --> 00:34:38,265
Chloe got Kappa disbanded.
657
00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:39,964
She turned them in for hazing.
658
00:34:41,269 --> 00:34:42,836
Why is your hair green?
659
00:34:42,838 --> 00:34:44,604
Seems more like me.
660
00:34:44,606 --> 00:34:45,432
Wonderful.
661
00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:47,474
Oh, this is a mess.
662
00:34:47,775 --> 00:34:49,408
Don't worry. You will still be a Kappa.
663
00:34:49,411 --> 00:34:50,145
I'll make sure of that.
664
00:34:50,146 --> 00:34:52,774
Mom, don't dig too far into this, okay?
665
00:34:52,775 --> 00:34:55,315
I mean, even if Kappa was
miraculously reinstated,
666
00:34:55,317 --> 00:34:58,084
I don't want to be a part of it.
667
00:34:58,086 --> 00:34:59,285
Well, you don't mean that.
668
00:34:59,287 --> 00:35:01,521
This will all blow over. I promise.
669
00:35:01,523 --> 00:35:04,691
Look, Chloe and her friends
are not good people,
670
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:07,111
and the only good thing
that came out of this week
671
00:35:07,113 --> 00:35:08,865
is the time I got to spend with you.
672
00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:13,151
Now, come on. Let's go get dinner.
673
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,153
I should really get back to the city.
674
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,857
You know how hard it is for
your father without me there.
675
00:35:17,858 --> 00:35:19,699
Ahh... Yeah. Okay, yeah.
676
00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:22,994
We will spend time together
this summer in the Hamptons.
677
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,829
Yeah, we'll see.
678
00:35:29,272 --> 00:35:31,705
Look, I don't want
to implicate him further,
679
00:35:31,707 --> 00:35:33,804
but Carter sent me a text.
680
00:35:34,955 --> 00:35:37,595
He said he's snowboarding
till this blows over.
681
00:35:38,446 --> 00:35:40,379
You know, I hit him back
and asked him to come home,
682
00:35:40,484 --> 00:35:42,619
but he's gone radio silent.
683
00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:45,394
I don't know what to do.
684
00:35:46,807 --> 00:35:48,459
Well, look, man,
685
00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:51,023
we actually already ran
a trace on his cell phone.
686
00:35:51,930 --> 00:35:54,698
We saw that it had pinged
a cell tower up in Canada,
687
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:57,904
but when we inquired with local law
officials, we didn't get very far.
688
00:35:59,504 --> 00:36:01,738
Did the phone records
show anything else or...
689
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,174
We can locate it by
calculating the distance
690
00:36:04,176 --> 00:36:05,775
between cell towers, right?
691
00:36:05,777 --> 00:36:07,377
And we determine someone's vicinity
692
00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:09,851
based on which tower
the cell phone pings.
693
00:36:10,716 --> 00:36:13,817
We had a ping up in Mont-Sainte-Anne
694
00:36:13,819 --> 00:36:16,124
up near Quebec a couple days ago, but...
695
00:36:17,623 --> 00:36:22,225
before that, he went dark for ten days.
696
00:36:22,227 --> 00:36:25,105
Well, where did his phone ping
before he went dark?
697
00:36:27,866 --> 00:36:32,235
These three cell towers here,
but this is every day for him.
698
00:36:32,237 --> 00:36:33,615
He's working at the garage.
699
00:36:33,616 --> 00:36:35,316
He's going about his normal routine
700
00:36:35,669 --> 00:36:38,303
all the way up until Tuesday
of that week,
701
00:36:38,327 --> 00:36:40,722
the same day that he didn't show
to talk to you at Beans.
702
00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:43,257
But this one, this cell tower here,
703
00:36:43,259 --> 00:36:44,726
this is a complete anomaly.
704
00:36:44,728 --> 00:36:47,528
This happened the night
before he went dark.
705
00:36:47,778 --> 00:36:49,411
There's only one area
that hits the cell tower.
706
00:36:49,413 --> 00:36:52,381
It's all the way up on the edge
of town near the cemetery.
707
00:36:52,382 --> 00:36:53,305
I'm sorry, man.
708
00:36:53,306 --> 00:36:56,039
I wish that I had
more information for you.
709
00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:58,675
Well, can I take a picture of this?
710
00:36:58,677 --> 00:36:59,317
Yeah.
711
00:37:03,949 --> 00:37:05,482
Thanks.
712
00:37:40,184 --> 00:37:41,352
Hey... umm...
713
00:37:42,901 --> 00:37:44,301
look, I...
714
00:37:45,618 --> 00:37:48,419
I know there's something
going on with you,
715
00:37:48,421 --> 00:37:52,152
and I don't understand it, but...
716
00:37:54,527 --> 00:37:56,226
I'm here when you want to talk.
717
00:37:56,228 --> 00:37:58,062
Thank you.
718
00:38:00,566 --> 00:38:01,765
I love you.
719
00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,485
I love you too.
720
00:38:10,576 --> 00:38:12,242
Hey, do you want half?
721
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,780
I made it with grilled tomatoes.
722
00:38:17,984 --> 00:38:19,350
Sure.
723
00:39:07,408 --> 00:39:08,736
What did you do, man?
724
00:39:51,417 --> 00:39:53,248
You're right. I'm not dealing well.
725
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:55,986
I know.
726
00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:00,421
But you were right.
727
00:40:01,827 --> 00:40:03,950
I was lying to myself about Bobbi.
728
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,678
Yeah, I know.
729
00:40:10,069 --> 00:40:12,903
Seems like we both
went through hell week.
730
00:40:12,905 --> 00:40:14,738
Yeah, I guess so.
731
00:40:16,342 --> 00:40:17,568
For what it's worth...
732
00:40:19,345 --> 00:40:20,878
I'm sorry.
733
00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:25,006
That Kennedy stuff just can't be easy.
734
00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:29,052
Yeah, thanks.
735
00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:37,708
Oh, Bobbi's wrong, by the way.
736
00:40:38,348 --> 00:40:39,691
The green's awesome.
737
00:40:42,182 --> 00:40:43,214
Thanks.
738
00:40:45,804 --> 00:40:47,504
- This is really good.
- Right?
739
00:40:51,176 --> 00:40:52,109
Thanks.
740
00:41:08,427 --> 00:41:09,593
What do you know about Will and Tommy?
741
00:41:09,595 --> 00:41:10,627
What do you want to know?
742
00:41:10,629 --> 00:41:11,862
Two is a theory.
743
00:41:11,864 --> 00:41:13,730
- Three...
- It's a pattern.
744
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,232
Next on "Sweet/Vicious"...
745
00:41:15,234 --> 00:41:16,565
What kind of idiot assaults someone
746
00:41:16,615 --> 00:41:21,165
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