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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:06,972 I've been meaning to ask your advice on something. 2 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:08,173 Well, hit me, buddy. 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:10,442 I've been thinking about getting myself a guitar. 4 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:15,280 Do you have a favorite guitar? 5 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:23,655 [Graham] 1959 Gibson Explorer. 6 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,090 That's my baby right there. 7 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,325 How much? 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,793 I'd say at least 250. 9 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,528 $250? 10 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,764 $250,000. 11 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,499 Ooh! 12 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,334 Now, that is a lot. 13 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,603 And when did you take this? 14 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:38,637 -The photo? -Yeah. 15 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:39,838 Just last week. 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,310 So... how come you filed an insurance 17 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,379 claim two months ago saying it was stolen? 18 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:50,416 What is this, Frisco? 19 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:51,884 His name is not Frisco. 20 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,087 It's Axel. 21 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,189 And his name is not Ricardo the Magician. 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,093 It's Ingmar. 23 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:04,263 And you have just been busted for insurance fraud. 24 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,532 You just pretended to be my friend for two months 25 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:07,933 just so I'd show you that photo? 26 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,068 That's right. 27 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,304 What about Paintball Thursday? 28 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,773 Not going to be any more of those. 29 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:17,476 And when I broke up with Melissa, you just gave me 30 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,478 a hug and said, "Bros before hoes." 31 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,113 Yeah, I... 32 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:23,148 I don't believe that. 33 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,918 And what about those nights we just looked up at the stars 34 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:28,220 talking about the future, man? 35 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:33,192 We're not going to open up a microbrewery, Graham. 36 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,326 Who the are you guys? 37 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,161 We're dicks. 38 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:38,664 Swedish dicks. 39 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,299 So then I realized what the confusion was about. 40 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,601 Yeah? What? 41 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,035 Because I'd written in my profile 42 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,737 that I was a big Chris Rock fan. 43 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,672 -Sure. -That's what I thought I wrote. 44 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,207 But I had autocorrect on. 45 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,809 So actually what I'd written was, 46 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,577 "I'm a big Christian rock fan." 47 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,112 -Oh. -And, by the time 48 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,080 we cleared up the confusion, 49 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,048 the concert was almost over. 50 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:32,184 Did you crack the clam, at least? 51 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,286 I'm sorry, what? 52 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,988 Did you open the oyster? 53 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,657 Uh, no, she wanted to wait till marriage. 54 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,259 Hey, Dad. [Ingmar] Hi. 55 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,827 [door closes] 56 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,129 So, uh, do you know what this is about? 57 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,298 He wants to talk to you about something. 58 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,168 Uh, well, Axel... 59 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,571 you saved my life. 60 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,872 You killed Tex, 61 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,407 and I know it's been very hard 62 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,808 for you to cope with that. 63 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,277 But, um... 64 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:01,747 I think what my dad is trying 65 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,649 to say is he's really happy 66 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,083 to be working with you. 67 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:06,218 That's right. 68 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,053 Ingmar, you don't know what this means to me. 69 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,555 Oh, he's not done yet. 70 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,291 -Oh, sorry. -Yeah, these last couple months, 71 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,126 we've been doing some great money. 72 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,762 And it's not entirely because of me. 73 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,464 I want us to become partners. 74 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,866 Real partners. 75 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,602 Fifty-fifty partners. 76 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,238 Which means you're going to get half of the profits. 77 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,839 I thought I already got half. 78 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:31,443 I don't... uh, no? 79 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,513 [Ingmar] And I want us to go legit. 80 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,415 [Axel] "Applying for your PI license." 81 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:39,918 I want us to take the Dicks to a whole new level. 82 00:03:39,954 --> 00:03:41,353 Oh, now he's done. 83 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,158 Ingmar, you don't know what this means to me. 84 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,293 Do you know how many nights I've dreamt 85 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,730 of you opening up to me, to connect with me as a human-- 86 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,131 I take it back. 87 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,866 -No, no, you can't take it back. -I take it back. 88 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,768 No, it's too late. I'm already happy. 89 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:59,137 [cell phone rings] 90 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,706 Swedish Dicks. 91 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,774 Mm-hmm. 92 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,610 Can you meet us at the office 93 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,911 tomorrow morning? 94 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,479 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 95 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:10,015 Did you say you were street performers? 96 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,118 Yes. 97 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,821 Or sidewalk entertainers, if you will. 98 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,856 You are the guys on Hollywood Boulevard 99 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,158 dressing up like superheroes for tips? 100 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:22,060 There is a little bit more to it than that. 101 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,630 -We're actors, man. -Of course. Sorry. 102 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,531 -Ingmar didn't mean to... -[Elvis] Don't worry. 103 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,801 It's just sometimes people don't understand what we do. 104 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,903 So now that we cleared that up, 105 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,505 what brings you to the Swedish Dicks? 106 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,439 [sighs] 107 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,441 We have a thief amongst us. 108 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,576 A thief? 109 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,612 We suspect that one of the street performers 110 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:43,148 uses the gig to get close to tourists. 111 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:45,751 Then he steals wallets, purses, 112 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,887 anything he can get his dirty hands on. 113 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,890 Business owners have started to call the cops on us. 114 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:54,793 And there have been beatings. 115 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:55,994 Beatings? 116 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:58,697 Vigilante tourists out for blood. 117 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,869 So if we catch this guy, you'll have some peace and quiet? 118 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,771 [Elvis] The cops can't find him. 119 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,840 You guys are our only hope. 120 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:09,875 Our only hope. 121 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,616 I think it's kind of beautiful what these guys do. 122 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,051 Those guys? 123 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,919 -Yeah. -Come on. 124 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,388 Well, they come to California with dreams of becoming actors. 125 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,992 And then years pass, decades. 126 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,660 But they don't give up on their dream. 127 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:32,064 Someone should tell them if it hasn't happened yet, 128 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:36,902 it's probably because they suck at acting. 129 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,136 That's a little harsh. 130 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:41,740 The truth is harsh, Axel. 131 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,376 They should do porn. 132 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:48,747 -What? -[Sun] Marilyn Monroe, Bette Davis. 133 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,849 "Oh, who's at the door?" 134 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,852 "Superman and Shrek." 135 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:57,222 Bow-chicka-bow-bow, chicka-bow-bow. 136 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,824 [Sun laughs] 137 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,395 He took my wallet. I just turned around, and it was gone. 138 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:06,565 And then I turned to Marmie to tell her, and she was like... 139 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,001 "Fred, my purse is gone." 140 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,637 I literally said it just like that. 141 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,139 And you didn't see anything else? 142 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,540 His clothes, nothing? 143 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,377 I just felt something weird in my pants, 144 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:19,644 and then it was over. 145 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,614 Well, I know that feeling. 146 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:28,687 I was taking the photo of, uh, my beautiful femme Bernadette. 147 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:32,524 She was, uh, eating a Popsicle, looking very cute. 148 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,892 -What? -So then I put-- 149 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,894 I put down ma cam�ra. 150 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,062 -What? -Saw him 151 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,563 from the corner of mon eye. 152 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,798 The corner of you what? 153 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,033 He saw the thief! You not speak English? 154 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,668 Oh, did you see what he looked like? 155 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,738 Oui. He looked like that. 156 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,441 [Ingmar] Zorro. 157 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,810 [man] Oui, Zorro! 158 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,749 You know what "zorro" means? 159 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,018 -No. -"Fox." 160 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,219 Yeah? 161 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,655 Hey, did you see that Antonio Banderas movie? 162 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,323 I mean, it's not my favorite Banderas movie, to be honest. 163 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:08,693 But is it in my top five? Well, uh, let's see. 164 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,595 It's definitely better than Spy Kids. 165 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,330 [Sun on radio] Angry Bird to Viking One. 166 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:14,032 I got eyes on Zorro. 167 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,401 Viking One to Angry Bird. What's your 20? 168 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,603 Going west on Hollywood Boulevard, 169 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,372 approaching your position. 170 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,417 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 171 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,553 You stay off Hollywood Boulevard, 172 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,122 or there will be consequences, you punk! 173 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,324 We know what you've been up to. 174 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,826 I don't know what you're talking about. 175 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:44,629 You have been committing petty theft on several occasions. 176 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,998 Wait, you think I'm the pickpocket? 177 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,366 Yeah, that's right, homeboy. 178 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:50,802 I just had open carpal tunnel surgery. 179 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:54,840 -How am I going to be the pickpocket, man? -Sorry. 180 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,944 We had information that it was Zorro who was doing it, so that's... 181 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,580 Well, looks like you guys got your work cut out for you. 182 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,283 Ever since that new movie came out... 183 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:07,986 -[Axel] Oh. -[Ingmar] Yeah. 184 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,189 We have some bad news, and we have some good news. 185 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,708 The good news is that we know who's been doing it. 186 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:17,179 -It's Zorro. -[Ingmar] Yeah, but the bad news is, 187 00:08:17,214 --> 00:08:18,680 there's a lot of Zorros out there 188 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,048 because of this new movie. 189 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,684 The good news is that they seem to have found a way 190 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,886 to give Zorro a bit more psychological depth. 191 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,488 That's impressive. 192 00:08:26,523 --> 00:08:29,824 But the good news? We do have a plan to catch this guy. 193 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:34,829 But the good news is that due to these new circumstances, 194 00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:36,932 it's going to cost you a bit more. 195 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:39,234 You guys have a strange way of talking. 196 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,202 Hmm. 197 00:08:40,237 --> 00:08:41,136 [beeping] 198 00:08:41,171 --> 00:08:43,471 [woman] Next? 199 00:08:43,507 --> 00:08:46,274 [Axel] Hello, we're a couple of Swedish dicks. 200 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:49,511 -Detectives. -And we would like to apply 201 00:08:49,546 --> 00:08:51,112 for our PI license. 202 00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:56,084 So just fill these forms out and return them when you're ready. 203 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,187 And if everything checks out, you'll get your license 204 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:00,455 in the mail in about two weeks. 205 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,823 That's all? 206 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:04,159 I should have done this years ago. 207 00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:08,463 [Jane] Ingmar and Axel. 208 00:09:08,498 --> 00:09:10,232 [Ingmar] Jane. 209 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:12,167 How lovely to see you both. 210 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:14,636 You're in a good mood, for a change. 211 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:17,973 You see, I just closed a tough case involving corporate espionage. 212 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:21,142 And I'm about to celebrate with some good friends 213 00:09:21,178 --> 00:09:22,811 from the Hollywood in-crowd. 214 00:09:22,846 --> 00:09:24,079 Hi. 215 00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:25,180 What are you two doing here? 216 00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:26,181 Well, I'm-- 217 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:27,983 You're getting your license. 218 00:09:28,018 --> 00:09:31,386 It's just wonderful that they've relaxed the rules a bit. 219 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:34,656 It used to be that only good detectives were admitted. 220 00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:36,124 Yeah, right. 221 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,293 And I suppose you're here for moral support? 222 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,662 No. Actually, I'm... 223 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:41,963 Oh, my God. 224 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:44,132 [laughs] 225 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,967 You want to be a detective, too? 226 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,502 I am a detective. 227 00:09:47,537 --> 00:09:48,570 "I am a detective." 228 00:09:48,605 --> 00:09:52,607 Aw, yes, you are. Yes, you are. 229 00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:54,342 You're a great big dick. 230 00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:55,277 [laughs] 231 00:09:56,913 --> 00:10:00,148 No, I don't want to do some super-easy undercover work. 232 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,651 I don't understand why you two can't do this on your own. 233 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,053 Because our covers are blown. 234 00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:08,123 And I think it's time for you to start learning these things. 235 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:09,391 What things? 236 00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:11,026 You're not going to be a lawyer 237 00:10:11,061 --> 00:10:12,227 your entire life, are you? 238 00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:13,828 Dad, I am not going to be a PI. 239 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,664 Look, what Ingmar's trying 240 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,632 to say is that it'll be fast. 241 00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:21,069 Listen, we want this guy to steal your phone. 242 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:22,437 But it's not going to be your phone. 243 00:10:22,472 --> 00:10:24,739 It's going to be my phone. Do you know why? 244 00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:25,940 So you can track it? 245 00:10:25,976 --> 00:10:29,177 -So we can track it. -Fine. 246 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,479 -Yeah. -But I have a thing at 7:00. 247 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:34,182 We'll be done in an hour. 248 00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:38,253 Ally McBeal to Viking One. 249 00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:40,422 [Ingmar] Viking One to Ally. 250 00:10:40,457 --> 00:10:42,390 Dad, I've already been here for two hours. 251 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:43,558 I've really got to go. 252 00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:45,460 Okay, Sarah, you got another Zorro 253 00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:46,928 on your five o'clock. 254 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,297 Try to get closer. 255 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,068 He left. 256 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:55,103 Just skip him, move to the next. 257 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,541 Hello, girl. 258 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,942 What is your name? 259 00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,344 What? 260 00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:03,778 What's up, What? 261 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,580 Want to hang out later? 262 00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:06,648 What? No. F*ck off. 263 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,318 [Ingmar] Sarah, don't listen to him. 264 00:11:10,354 --> 00:11:13,221 Okay, look, sorry, guys. Looks like he's not gonna show. I've really got to go. 265 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,324 Well, can you just give us 15 more minutes, hon? 266 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,694 Dad, I have to go. It's a date. 267 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,096 What's his name? 268 00:11:21,131 --> 00:11:23,898 You know what? That's it. I'm leaving. 269 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,934 And by the way, Axel, it's Brad. 270 00:11:25,969 --> 00:11:27,335 Brad? 271 00:11:27,371 --> 00:11:28,870 What does he do? 272 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,105 He's a lawyer. 273 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:32,474 [Ingmar] Never trust a lawyer, Sarah. 274 00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:34,175 They only got one thing on their mind. 275 00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:35,543 Dad, I'm a lawyer. 276 00:11:35,579 --> 00:11:38,246 Yeah, but you're one of the good ones, obviously. 277 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,481 Well, so is Brad, Dad. 278 00:11:39,516 --> 00:11:42,083 -"Brad Dad." -What? 279 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,052 -"Brad Dad." -You need to read up a little 280 00:11:44,087 --> 00:11:45,487 on the overprotective Dad trope 281 00:11:45,522 --> 00:11:47,655 and how it relates to toxic masculinity. 282 00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:49,324 Wait! He's here! 283 00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:51,426 -Who, Brad? -Zorro! 284 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:54,462 Okay, so, what do you want me to do? 285 00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:55,864 Just wait for it. 286 00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:00,769 -He got it! -Zorro's got the bag. 287 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,036 I repeat, Zorro's got the bag. 288 00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:04,072 -[car tires screech] -[Ingmar] Okay, go time. 289 00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:06,775 -[tracking device pinging] -[Ingmar] You got him? 290 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,710 Yep, got him. 291 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:10,845 I think he's turning left. 292 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:11,713 Left? 293 00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:13,014 Go left. Left. 294 00:12:13,049 --> 00:12:14,916 -[pinging intensifies] -Wait, wait, wait, wait. 295 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,752 -[Ingmar] For what? -[Axel] Wait, he's slowing down. 296 00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:18,987 -Slowing down? -Yeah. 297 00:12:19,022 --> 00:12:20,722 -How do you mean? -I think he's in there. 298 00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:21,923 -[Ingmar] He's in there? -[Axel] In there, yeah. 299 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,626 -What? -The dot! The dot went away. 300 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,428 Let's get out. 301 00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:34,035 [Axel] Hey we're looking for a man dressed as Zorro. 302 00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:41,142 -[loud chattering] -[knife chopping] 303 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,310 [woman] Hey! 304 00:12:52,622 --> 00:12:54,656 [Axel] Sneaky like a fox. 305 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:58,760 So we follow him from Hollywood down to Hancock Park. 306 00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,361 But then he makes a U-turn 307 00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:02,397 and goes straight to this restaurant downtown, 308 00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,632 -where he disappears. -Yeah, and-- 309 00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,334 -did he drop something off? -Ingmar... 310 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,770 Shh, can you please? I'm thinking. 311 00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:10,605 -Move! -Hey! 312 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,840 Can you stop it? 313 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,475 Hollywood, Silver Lake, 314 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:17,946 Hancock Park, downtown, huh? 315 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,749 Oh! Oh, that's clever. 316 00:13:21,785 --> 00:13:23,818 -Wow. -He's just been playing with us. 317 00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:25,987 Call him. He has your phone, right? 318 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,922 Why would I call him? 319 00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,325 I know this type of guy. 320 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,893 He likes to ride on you. 321 00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:36,097 -Like a horse? -No, smaller, like a dog. 322 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:38,566 He wants you to know he's smarter than you. 323 00:13:42,772 --> 00:13:45,907 [cell phone vibrates] 324 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,916 [Zorro on phone] Yeah? 325 00:13:54,951 --> 00:13:56,384 Yeah, hello. Um... 326 00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,221 this is, uh, the person whose phone you stole. 327 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,457 Oh, hello, Ingmar. 328 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:03,892 You know my name? 329 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,528 I know everything about you, you Swedish dickhead. 330 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:08,530 I got your mo-- cell phone, remember? 331 00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:10,331 You should really use a pin code. 332 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:13,301 Well, I would like that phone back, please. 333 00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,737 -One thousand. -One thou-- not a ch-- 334 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,338 Just agree to whatever he want. 335 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,874 If we can get a meeting with him, we can set a trap. 336 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:23,244 -[button clicks] -Yeah, that's fine. 337 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,812 Two thousand. 338 00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:25,813 Yeah, that's fine. 339 00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:27,515 Say, "Please, Zorro, 340 00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:30,752 can I buy my own phone back like a dickhead?" 341 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,988 Please, Zorro, can I buy my own phone back? 342 00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:35,690 "Like a dickhead." 343 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,191 Like a dickhead? 344 00:14:37,227 --> 00:14:39,193 No, say it like a dickhead. 345 00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:43,698 Well, Zorro, can I buy my own phone back, dickhead? 346 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,366 Sure. 347 00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:47,201 Where do you want to meet up? 348 00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:51,039 Yes. Yes, there's a parking garage at the Grove. 349 00:14:51,074 --> 00:14:54,943 [laughs] 350 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,344 Don't you think I understand 351 00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:58,446 that the place is going to be crawling with Feds? 352 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,948 [laughs] 353 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,015 [punches phone] 354 00:15:01,051 --> 00:15:03,651 [Axel] Well, it was worth a shot. 355 00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:07,155 Failed again. 356 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,690 [Zorro on recording] Oh, hello, Ingmar. 357 00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,091 [Ingmar on recording] You know my name? 358 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,125 [Zorro] I know everything about 359 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,460 you, you Swedish dickhead. 360 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,562 I got your mo-- cell phone, remember? 361 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,665 I got your mo-- I got your mo-- 362 00:15:17,701 --> 00:15:18,833 [snores softly] 363 00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:22,036 [Zorro] Ingmar. 364 00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:27,175 Ingmar? 365 00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:30,545 Looking for this? 366 00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:32,981 Don't forget that I am the best 367 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,849 thief in the world. 368 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,284 What do you want? 369 00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:39,020 I heard that you've been feeling pretty good lately, 370 00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:42,156 letting people in, making plans. 371 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,892 Why are you here, Zorro? 372 00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:46,361 Zorro? 373 00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:48,763 Please. 374 00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,865 Don't listen to that other guy. 375 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,133 He's a clown. 376 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,870 Help me. Find me. Forgive me! 377 00:15:55,905 --> 00:15:56,704 Ingmar! 378 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,539 -Forgive me. -Tex. 379 00:15:58,575 --> 00:15:59,941 -Ingmar! -Tex! 380 00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:02,510 [ringing] 381 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,378 [gasps] 382 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,149 [bottle clatters] 383 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,886 [breathing heavily] 384 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,456 [Axel on phone] I know who it is. 385 00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:16,391 Yeah, uh, hello? 386 00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:17,625 I listened to the tape, Ingmar, 387 00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:20,595 to every little noise in the background, 388 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,896 over and over again. 389 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:22,997 And then I heard it. 390 00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:26,701 And, it wasn't in the background at all. 391 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,902 Where was it? 392 00:16:27,937 --> 00:16:30,805 It was in the front ground. 393 00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:35,576 [Axel] It's one of you. 394 00:16:35,612 --> 00:16:36,444 One of us? 395 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,813 -Yes. -Which one? 396 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:42,717 David, you had the motive: money. 397 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,587 And you have the nimble fingers to be able to really-- 398 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:49,323 Wait, are you going to do each of us this way 399 00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:51,526 before you tell us who did it? 400 00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:53,628 Yeah, that's what I had planned. 401 00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,164 Okay, can you skip that part and just kind of move on? 402 00:16:56,199 --> 00:16:59,701 Yeah, all right, fine. It's Robin Hood. 403 00:16:59,736 --> 00:17:03,971 -He's lying. -[Axel] Hmm? Am I? 404 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:06,307 [Zorro on recording] I know everything about you, you Swedish dickhead. 405 00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:09,110 I got your mo-- cell phone, remember? 406 00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:11,679 I got your mo-- I got your mo-- 407 00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:17,552 -I got your mo-- -Before he says "cell phone," he says "mo." 408 00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:20,088 Mo. Johnny, you're from England. 409 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,556 What do you call a cell phone over there? 410 00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:22,824 A mo-- 411 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:24,525 [Axel] A mobile, right? 412 00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:26,060 Is that what you wanted to say? 413 00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:28,796 -Johnny-- -That doesn't prove anything. 414 00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:30,765 [Ingmar] No you're right, it doesn't. 415 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,668 That's why we found another way to get proof. 416 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:36,003 Sun, can you please tell us where you are? 417 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:40,875 [Sun on speakerphone] I'm at 1319 West Merced Avenue in West Covina. 418 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:42,376 That's my apartment. 419 00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:43,945 Right after you left to come here, 420 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,613 our colleague broke into your house. 421 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,249 Sun, could you please tell us what you found? 422 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,218 I found the Zorro costume, 423 00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,687 and a bunch of wallets, asshole. 424 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,756 Those wallets are not admissible in court. 425 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,724 You had no right to break into my house. 426 00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,128 I didn't. 427 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,196 [Axel] We just played you, man. 428 00:18:02,232 --> 00:18:05,066 We played you good. 429 00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,234 Real good. 430 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,036 Is this like a method acting thing, man? 431 00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:12,473 No, I was planning to steal from the rich and give to the poor. 432 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:15,510 That was my intention. 433 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:16,410 Bollocks. 434 00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:18,713 [music] 435 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,950 Congratulations. 436 00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:24,018 Well played. 437 00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,686 Yeah. You know, I actually feel like 438 00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:27,421 I'm starting to become a real detective. 439 00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:30,224 That's great. Pretty soon you'll be a licensed one as well. 440 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,993 -Mm-hm. -[chuckles] 441 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,797 So, uh, how was your date with Brad Dad? 442 00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:37,665 Is he the one? 443 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,367 Actually, I-- 444 00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:41,435 Oh, wow. 445 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:42,303 I like him. 446 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,604 -That's all. -Hmm. 447 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,307 -[door creaks open] -Oh, hey, Dad. 448 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,542 Hi, kids. 449 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,845 This is so great. 450 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:55,449 Clean, cool air. 451 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,752 You know, it's nice to see you in such a cheery mood. 452 00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,822 I'm happy. The future is looking okay. 453 00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:02,990 -[bottles clink] -[Axel clears throat] 454 00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:06,828 [Axel] I, uh, feel like I need to say a few words to you all. 455 00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:10,665 But especially to you, Ingmar. 456 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,133 For... 457 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:13,501 for taking me in. 458 00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:18,739 For making me a man's man. 459 00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:20,975 I'm not saying you've become like a father to me 460 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:24,445 but I feel like I've become like a son to you. 461 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:29,584 And I just look forward to our future together, 462 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:31,352 and the future of the... 463 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,353 [cell phone rings] 464 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,621 ...of the Swedish-- 465 00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,189 Sorry, I'm just going to... 466 00:19:37,527 --> 00:19:39,527 -Axel speaking. -[woman on phone] Hi, Axel. 467 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:43,898 It's Melanie DiPietro from the Investigative Service Association. 468 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:47,201 Um, it turns out that the visa information 469 00:19:47,237 --> 00:19:49,503 that you provided has expired. 470 00:19:49,539 --> 00:19:51,172 -Huh? -Yeah. 471 00:19:51,207 --> 00:19:54,208 So if you could send us a current visa and work permit, 472 00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:55,243 that would be great. 473 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,944 Because according to this, you... 474 00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:00,214 you don't even have the right to be in the country. 475 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,916 [laughs] 476 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,284 [chuckles] 477 00:20:03,319 --> 00:20:05,753 Yeah. Well, yeah, that-- that's very funny. 478 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,189 I'll take care of that. 479 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:15,730 To the future of the Swedish Dicks. 480 00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:18,032 [all] To the Dicks! 481 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,367 [bottles clink] 482 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,109 [Axel] I know you stopped being my manager 483 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,644 when I stopped being a DJ, 484 00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:32,513 but I don't understand when things got this bad. 485 00:20:32,548 --> 00:20:34,282 When did I become an illegal immigrant? 486 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,717 [manager on phone] You came out here for a music festival. 487 00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,786 I got you a three-month work visa, 488 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,122 and that was two years ago. 489 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,690 Yeah, but I-- I got a job! 490 00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:47,411 [hip-hop music plays] 491 00:20:47,461 --> 00:20:52,011 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35222

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