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Need a hand, buddy.
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This kills me.
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You were my best friend, Vernon Brown.
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Unfortunately, my boss, Lady Justice,
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says that we can't hang out anymore.
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- Doily, I can explain.
- Save it.
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You broke my heart, and worst of all,
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you broke the law.
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Can I at least say goodbye?
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? When I look at you ?
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? It's like looking at me ?
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Make it quick, then we go.
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? If I were you ?
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? Then I'd be you ?
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I'm sorry, Charlotte.
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You got that right.
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You're nothing more than a
scandal-ridden, washed-up,
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one-hit wonder who was
kicked out of country music
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only to emerge 20 years later
as an Elvis impersonator,
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who's now pretending to be a minister.
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All those things are true.
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But you left out one thing.
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I'm also...
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your daddy.
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So I'm just supposed to forgive you
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after you spent your life
doing all the wrong things?
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For all the right reasons.
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?
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, baby girl.
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?
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[crying]
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Hold on, no, no!
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Cut!
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No way, this is horse [bleep].
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That's a cut!
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Cut!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Vernon Brown never cries.
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?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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? Still the King ?
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Oh my God, this is so cool.
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I can't believe they're
like actually making a movie
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about you.
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Oh yeah, all the greats have 'em.
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Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Spider-Man.
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Wow, they got everything here.
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Gum, granola, shrimp cocktail.
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Sounds like a gross trail mix.
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Doily? How am I doing, man?
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Am I nailing your mannerisms?
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It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
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Yeah, man.
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Hello, Vernon.
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Sorry, guys, can I... can
I steal you for a quick sec?
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Uh, sure, Ron, what up?
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I just wanna say how great
it is to have you on set,
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but I also wanna remind you
that you're here as a consultant.
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Which is also great.
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But, um, I'm kind of the director.
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So, uh, it's kind of my
job to yell cut. I'm sorry.
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- Mum's the word, pal.
- Great, okay, great. Awesome.
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Um, look... look, I'm sorry things
got a little heated just now.
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It's just that we're running
on such a tight schedule,
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and I can't afford anything
slowing down production.
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I just hope you're not mad at me.
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Uh, no, but while I got you
here, can I just mention to you,
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man, I think Trayne got
a bit emotional there
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toward the end of that scene.
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Yeah, terrible stuff, right?
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Reminds me when I was directing
"Incomparable Shannon Doherty"...
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Great work, man, great work.
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But you're not hearing me.
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Vernon Brown never cries.
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- Not like ever?
- Never.
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?
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hey, guys.
- Deb, you are a lifesaver.
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Thank you so much for watching these two.
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Of course.
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It'll be good practice for
when the little guy arrives.
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Oh my God, it's a boy?
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I found out this morning.
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Have you told Ronnie and Vernon yet?
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No, I'm gonna tell 'em tonight.
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That is so exciting.
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Well, I told Bobby and John Cougar
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to be on their best behavior.
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Isn't that right, you two?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Come on, we'll have fun.
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- Okay.
- Alright now...
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make sure that John Cougar
doesn't have any sugar,
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or he will be bouncing off the walls.
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And Bobby's going through a phase
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where he asks a lot of questions.
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- I got it, I got it. Go on.
- We're gonna be fine.
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Wouldn't we, guys?
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?
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Guys?
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[glass shattering]
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[bleep].
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Here's a good choice.
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Uh, it says I'm rugged
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but not in a crystal
meth addict kind of way.
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Nope, not the right one.
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Trayne, I hate to be task master,
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but we've been deciding
on a hat for over an hour.
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Can you just pick one, so we
can get you to act a little?
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Pick one?
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I didn't shadow Vernon
Brown for almost eight hours
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so I could act like him.
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I must be him, and let the
hat do the acting for me.
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Does that make sense to you?
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Yeah, it makes perfect sense
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now that you explained
it to me like that.
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Uh, how 'bout we shoot some other scenes?
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I can't concentrate
without the right hat!
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I have the right hat at home.
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It's the Argonaut.
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It's black buffalo felt.
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Oh, like this one.
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Nothing like that one.
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Get the Argonaut!
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?
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Uh, Vernon Brown is in
the bathroom, and I think
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we're gonna need a little bit of backup.
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It seems...
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WOMAN: Copy that, ten-three.
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Hey, I need you or
another P.A. to go over
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to Trayne's house and grab
a very special hat for him.
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It's a rush.
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You want me to go to Trayne's house?
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Yeah, is there a problem?
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Uh, no, no, no problem.
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As an official P.A. on this movie set,
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um, it is my job to go do that.
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Here's his address.
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- Drive fast.
- Okay.
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[phone ringing]
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Lloy, what are you doing like right now?
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[bell rings]
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And action.
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Please, of course.
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?
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[crying]
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It's beautiful.
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[crying continues]
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It's so damn beautiful.
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- I'm sorry.
- [bell rings]
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?
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[indistinct police scanner]
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Why God?
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Why God?
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[unintelligible]
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Ah!
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[crying]
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I'm telling you, I can hear
him balling through the door.
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Look on the bright side.
He can't cry in every scene.
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He's gonna have to take a
break and hydrate at some point.
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[crying continues]
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[bell rings]
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?
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[audience clapping]
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I'm Vernon Brown.
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And I always get center stage.
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Come on, Vernon, can't
we share a spotlight?
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Hell no, Trayne Crowstown,
you beautiful man.
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There's only room in
the spotlight for one!
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?
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Uh!
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[grunts]
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Trayne, please! Have mercy, Trayne!
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Oh!
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Cut!
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No!
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This ain't gonna work!
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Cut!
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[music cuts out]
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What the...
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Guys, we gotta derail this
Trayne before he makes me
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look like the world's biggest crybaby.
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- How are we gonna do that?
- I don't know, man.
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You're the brain of this operation.
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I'm just the good looks...
and everything else.
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We've got two options.
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Option one, do the adult thing,
go talk to Trayne man to man.
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Bring on option two.
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Remember when we were
in the recording studio
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Trayne mentioned he's
allergic to shellfish?
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I got it.
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Trayne's allergic to shellfish, right?
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They're serving shrimp onset.
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We feed one to Trayne,
he's gonna have a reaction.
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He's not gonna be able to do his scenes.
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Ha-ha, Doily, you did it again.
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No, you didn't, that's exactly
what I was gonna suggest
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before I was interrupted.
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How are we gonna slip back onset
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without them noticing us?
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Doily, you think you could
occupy that guard's time
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while Walt and I slip back in?
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Vern... I've never been more sure
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of anything in my entire life.
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- Excuse me, sir.
- [slaps]
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That's one way of doing it.
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Wow.
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Let's get it on!
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?
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? Oh yeah ?
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? Come on ?
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?
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Wow.
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That's a scary looking
spider, John Cougar.
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It's a picture of Mommy.
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Good job. She looks so pretty.
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My mom says you're having a baby.
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Where do babies come from?
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You know, that's an
interesting question, Bobby.
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Um, you see, when a mommy and a daddy
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really love each other,
they... they wish upon a star...
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Tommy Long from school says
it's from when you get married,
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then they start playing
[bleep] music, then everyone
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starts [bleep], and they
make [bleep] together,
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and they all live happily ever after.
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Then their love explodes
all over the [bleep].
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John Cougar!
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John, wait! John, I'm not mad, wait!
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John! Come back!
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Stay here, okay, please.
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I didn't do it.
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- Holy...
- ...[bleep].
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[knocking at door]
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Hello?
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Is anyone home?
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Holy...
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Greetings and salutations!
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Hey, guys!
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Hey, Dave.
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Um, it's Charlotte.
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I'm Vernon Brown's daughter.
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Lloy.
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I'm Crazy Dave.
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I'm Trayne's personal assistant.
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Stay there.
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I'll be right down.
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?
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[dog barking]
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CRAZY DAVE: [breathing heavy]
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Hey.
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It was great that you guys
could come over and hang.
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Uh, we just really need
to pick up Trayne's hat.
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Oh.
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Well, that's okay, come on, come on.
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Chop, chop.
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Whoa.
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What a place you have here.
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Oh no, I don't live here.
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I live in the corrugated
shed in the back.
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You must be looking for the Argonaut.
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That's Trayne's most prized hat.
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What's in here?
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Oh, that's a paintball room.
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After a long day, the only thing
that really seems to relax him
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is hunting nature's
most dangerous animal...
267
00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:33,210
man.
268
00:11:33,211 --> 00:11:34,479
I love paintball.
269
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:37,583
But sometimes the balls,
they... they really make a mark.
270
00:11:37,682 --> 00:11:39,518
Wait, wait, wait, you're
telling me that when Trayne
271
00:11:39,618 --> 00:11:41,587
gets stressed out, he runs
after you with a paintball gun?
272
00:11:41,686 --> 00:11:43,855
Oh, don't be silly. He doesn't run.
273
00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:45,590
He's got go-karts.
274
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:51,562
I mean how long could one round take?
275
00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:54,566
?
276
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:09,547
Alright, it's go time.
277
00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:12,618
Listen, if I get caught,
I need you to make sure...
278
00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:13,719
Save myself?
279
00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:15,054
No, come find me.
280
00:12:15,153 --> 00:12:16,287
I'm gonna need your help for something.
281
00:12:16,388 --> 00:12:17,623
Sure. Either or.
282
00:12:17,723 --> 00:12:19,516
- Keep a lookout.
- Alright.
283
00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:23,395
[dog barking]
284
00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:28,578
John Cougar, have you seen your brother?
285
00:12:37,176 --> 00:12:38,310
Hey, what you doing, little man?
286
00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:39,378
What's the plant called?
287
00:12:39,478 --> 00:12:41,046
Is it poisonous or can you eat it?
288
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:42,516
How big will it get?
289
00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:45,549
[door slams and locks]
290
00:12:47,052 --> 00:12:48,186
[rattling and knocking at door]
291
00:12:48,287 --> 00:12:50,055
Oh, [bleep].
292
00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:53,184
John Cougar! This isn't funny!
293
00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:55,635
John Cougar, come open the door!
294
00:12:55,994 --> 00:12:57,186
John Cougar!
295
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,297
Don't need to panic, Deb, you got this.
296
00:13:06,772 --> 00:13:08,708
- [electric knife buzzing]
- [maniacal laughing]
297
00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:11,880
Okay, time to panic a little, Deb.
298
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,982
Hey, little man, do you
wanna play a fun game?
299
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,986
- Yep. What's it called?
- It's called Secret Mission.
300
00:13:20,085 --> 00:13:22,955
And you're secret mission is
to climb through that window
301
00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:24,989
then go around and open
that front door for me.
302
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:26,292
- Can you do that?
- Yep.
303
00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:27,693
- Is there a time limit?
- Yeah, yeah.
304
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,552
Get your little ass in there.
305
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:31,204
Good boy.
306
00:13:32,098 --> 00:13:33,765
Bobby! Bobby, wrong way!
307
00:13:33,865 --> 00:13:34,799
Wrong way!
308
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,934
Hey, can you just hand me those keys?
309
00:13:37,035 --> 00:13:38,604
Yeah, just here.
310
00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:43,008
[toilet flushes]
311
00:13:46,045 --> 00:13:49,242
[phone ringing]
312
00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:53,151
Hey, Deb, can't really talk right now.
313
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,554
Walt and I are trying to sneak
a shrimp into Trayne's mouth.
314
00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:57,857
DEB: I don't even wanna know.
315
00:13:57,956 --> 00:13:59,891
Listen, is there any way you can run home
316
00:13:59,992 --> 00:14:00,926
and bring me your keys?
317
00:14:01,026 --> 00:14:02,795
I don't wanna bother Ronnie at work.
318
00:14:02,894 --> 00:14:04,062
Psst, hey!
319
00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:06,666
DEBBI: John Cougar, don't
paint the television!
320
00:14:06,766 --> 00:14:09,001
Uh, listen, I kinda got
my hands full right now.
321
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,836
I gotta go. We'll talk later.
322
00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,070
[phone beeps]
323
00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:15,272
RONNIE: Go for Ronnie.
324
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:17,176
I could really use your help.
325
00:14:17,276 --> 00:14:19,177
That better be chocolate!
326
00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:23,329
[snoring]
327
00:14:23,969 --> 00:14:26,983
Alright, Little Walter,
it's time to shine.
328
00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:32,611
TRAYNE: [snoring]
329
00:14:39,426 --> 00:14:40,493
[munching]
330
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:41,568
Shoo, go away.
331
00:14:41,593 --> 00:14:42,620
Damn you, Panda.
332
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:46,356
[growling]
333
00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:48,419
You nauseatingly adorable little bastard.
334
00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,664
[dog growling]
335
00:15:01,387 --> 00:15:04,156
[dog whines]
336
00:15:04,212 --> 00:15:05,359
Damn it.
337
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,116
?
338
00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:09,616
[licking]
339
00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:12,020
Uh, who is that? Huh?
340
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,087
Who is that? You waking up, Daddy?
341
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:15,457
Are you waking up, Daddy?
342
00:15:15,557 --> 00:15:17,558
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
343
00:15:20,394 --> 00:15:22,063
[engine shuts off]
344
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:23,764
Ronnie, thank you so much for coming.
345
00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:25,966
No problem, babe.
346
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,202
When my lady calls,
it's my duty to show up.
347
00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:30,837
Even if I gotta cut
lunch an hour too short.
348
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:32,607
Do you remember the movie "The Omen"?
349
00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:34,442
Okay, there's two of them in here.
350
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:35,608
RONNIE: Two... two what?
351
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,645
- Two Damiens.
- Oh God.
352
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,481
Ronnie, they have knives and lighters.
353
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:40,681
I mean, they're evil.
354
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:41,982
Alright, it's all good now.
355
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,650
- Back up.
- Wait, what are you doing?
356
00:15:43,751 --> 00:15:45,453
Relax. I've seen this on "Cops Reloaded"
357
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,688
- like a million times.
- Ronnie, wait!
358
00:15:47,788 --> 00:15:50,358
- Ah!
- [glass shattering]
359
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,054
Ronnie, you have a key.
360
00:15:52,526 --> 00:15:53,527
Yeah.
361
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:56,429
Yeah, I realize that... now.
362
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,666
[electric knife buzzing]
363
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:05,272
Whoa, alright, boys,
um, Uncle Ronnie's here.
364
00:16:05,372 --> 00:16:07,241
Hey, how'd you kick a
hole through the door?
365
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,943
It's the deadly art of
karate. I'm a master.
366
00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:11,111
Tell you what.
367
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:13,298
I'll teach you the
forbidden secrets, but...
368
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:15,082
you gotta do me a solid.
369
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,318
?
370
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:21,422
[razor buzzing]
371
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:23,090
Whoa, what's that haircut called?
372
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,458
That's the [unintelligible] man.
373
00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:25,793
All the cool dudes have one.
374
00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:26,993
You wanna jump on board?
375
00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:27,962
Uh, uh, uh.
376
00:16:28,062 --> 00:16:30,031
One unauthorized haircut is enough.
377
00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:31,465
Sorry, pal, you heard the lady.
378
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:32,766
Will you show us karate now?
379
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,902
Well, now that you are properly quaffed,
380
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:38,406
maybe you are ready
to be shown... the way.
381
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:41,141
- [gong sounds]
- Alright.
382
00:16:41,242 --> 00:16:43,643
I want you to hit me as hard as... ugh!
383
00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,079
Ronnie, are you okay?
384
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,248
RONNIE: [moaning] Never better.
385
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:50,217
Oh, God, it's so much fun.
386
00:16:50,317 --> 00:16:52,051
You realize we are never
gonna top this moment?
387
00:16:52,152 --> 00:16:54,054
Ever! Indoor go-kart
paintball is the dragon
388
00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:56,599
we're gonna be chasing the rest of lives.
389
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,794
Yeah. Now that was a lot of fun.
390
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,830
Um, can we go get Trayne's hat now?
391
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,650
That's a lot of hats.
392
00:17:08,602 --> 00:17:10,638
Which one is the Argonaut?
393
00:17:10,737 --> 00:17:14,007
Oh, behold.
394
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:17,912
?
395
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:24,687
The Argonaut!
396
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:28,021
One hundred percent pure buffalo...
397
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:29,156
Sweet!
398
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,190
Thanks, Dave.
399
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,827
[dolphins vocalizing]
400
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:33,794
What is that noise?
401
00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:34,929
DAVE: Those are the dolphins.
402
00:17:35,028 --> 00:17:36,527
They're probably getting hungry.
403
00:17:37,261 --> 00:17:38,632
Oh, they eat like pigs.
404
00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:39,800
[dolphins vocalizing]
405
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,163
You wanna see?
406
00:17:41,534 --> 00:17:44,605
[dolphins vocalizing]
407
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:46,174
Of course he has dolphins.
408
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,629
Swims naked with 'em every morning.
409
00:17:49,843 --> 00:17:51,508
You guys have time for a dip?
410
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:54,501
I mean, how long could it take?
411
00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:56,943
What the hell took you so long?
412
00:17:57,217 --> 00:17:58,686
Trayne's Panda got ahold of that shrimp
413
00:17:58,785 --> 00:17:59,754
before I could make contact.
414
00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:01,028
Then we're screwed.
415
00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,157
Hey.
416
00:18:03,257 --> 00:18:05,727
Hey, sorry to bug you,
but is the hat here yet?
417
00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:07,527
It's just that... oh good God!
418
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:08,929
What's going on with your face?
419
00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:10,897
- Huh?
- It's nothing.
420
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,621
I mean, if anyone could
pull this look off, it's you.
421
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,301
What are you talking about?
422
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,637
Ahhhh!
423
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:19,472
[laughs]
424
00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:20,775
You look away!
425
00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:22,289
I'm hideous!
426
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,678
Trayne!
427
00:18:23,777 --> 00:18:25,379
Trayne, wait, we'll fix it in post.
428
00:18:25,478 --> 00:18:27,780
I mean, we'll get a medic.
I'll get a medic! Medic!
429
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:30,143
Don't panic. Nobody panic!
430
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:33,219
Okay, I'm pretty sure I
just committed a felony.
431
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:34,676
So I'm gonna go.
432
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,458
- You coming?
- No way, man.
433
00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:39,301
I wanna see how this plays out.
434
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,560
Just computer generate me.
435
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,569
CGI!
436
00:18:43,669 --> 00:18:44,936
[dog barking]
437
00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:47,104
?
438
00:18:47,205 --> 00:18:48,483
What'd I miss?
439
00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:51,559
Poor old Trayne had an
allergic reaction to something.
440
00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:54,223
They're gonna have to replace
him to stay on schedule.
441
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,104
Damn shame.
442
00:18:56,129 --> 00:18:58,097
I have never seen anyone say damn shame
443
00:18:58,122 --> 00:18:59,807
with that big of a smile.
444
00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:01,735
Hey, where'd you get that cool hat?
445
00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:03,837
Uh, it's actually Trayne's?
446
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,204
- Really?
- Yeah.
447
00:19:05,305 --> 00:19:08,011
It looks more like a Vernon
Brown style hat to me.
448
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:11,443
[laughs] You know, I was
thinking the same exact thing.
449
00:19:11,544 --> 00:19:13,415
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:19:13,713 --> 00:19:15,023
Be honest.
451
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,066
How were they?
452
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,218
Little angels.
453
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:20,520
Oooh.
454
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,656
How did you manage to get
John Cougar to cut his hair?
455
00:19:22,756 --> 00:19:26,159
I have taken him to the barber
twice this month, and he freaks.
456
00:19:26,259 --> 00:19:28,295
You know, it was all Ronnie.
457
00:19:28,394 --> 00:19:31,097
You know, it turns out
he has a way with kids.
458
00:19:31,198 --> 00:19:33,200
Got the boys all loaded up.
459
00:19:33,299 --> 00:19:34,634
They look like cute
little Hannibal Lector's
460
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,002
strapped into their car seats.
461
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:37,671
Well, thank you so much, Ronnie.
462
00:19:37,696 --> 00:19:39,574
I owe you two big time.
463
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,640
You have a babysitter for life.
464
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:42,776
[horn honking]
465
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,109
Hey, you keep it down!
466
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,446
You'll wake up the whole neighborhood!
467
00:19:46,546 --> 00:19:48,141
[sighs]
468
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,528
Take a load off.
469
00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:53,652
You know, I wasn't sure
I could do this whole
470
00:19:53,752 --> 00:19:54,820
new mom thing again.
471
00:19:54,922 --> 00:19:57,390
What? You did a great job with Charlotte.
472
00:19:57,490 --> 00:20:00,827
Plus, being mom is like riding a bike.
473
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,596
What? You never forget?
474
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:06,627
No. It's super hard, you
never totally master it.
475
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:09,236
But still, you try your best.
476
00:20:09,336 --> 00:20:11,305
That's really sweet, Ronnie.
477
00:20:11,404 --> 00:20:13,807
Also, do you not know how to ride a bike?
478
00:20:13,906 --> 00:20:15,074
[door opens]
479
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,542
- Oh, hey you two.
- Hi.
480
00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:17,611
How was your shoot?
481
00:20:17,711 --> 00:20:18,657
Great.
482
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,346
They had to shut down production though.
483
00:20:20,446 --> 00:20:24,150
Trayne had a mysterious
reaction to some shrimp.
484
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,852
Wonder how that happened.
485
00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:27,921
Sometimes things just
happen for the best.
486
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:31,454
Well, now that I have all you guys here,
487
00:20:31,991 --> 00:20:33,398
I have some news.
488
00:20:34,127 --> 00:20:36,996
I went to the doctor this morning and...
489
00:20:37,096 --> 00:20:38,731
I'm having a boy.
490
00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:40,733
RONNIE AND CHARLOTTE: [cheering]
491
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,470
That's so exciting. Oh my God.
492
00:20:43,569 --> 00:20:44,604
I'm gonna have a son.
493
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,773
?
494
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,375
Dad, are you tearing up?
495
00:20:49,475 --> 00:20:50,808
Oh no, honey.
496
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:53,401
Vernon Brown never cries.
497
00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:55,249
I can't believe it!
498
00:20:55,348 --> 00:20:57,317
There's gonna be a boy to
carry on the family name.
499
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,141
- [glass shatters]
- ALL: Damn it, Ronnie!
500
00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:01,707
Ready to shoot your scene, Buddy?
501
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:04,161
Not without the Argonaut.
Right, baby girl?
502
00:21:04,186 --> 00:21:06,557
Maybe we could just shoot
a couple scenes for fun,
503
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:07,669
you know, until the hat arrives.
504
00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:09,197
[dog whining]
505
00:21:09,222 --> 00:21:12,284
Ron, do you think I
went to the Lee Strasburg
506
00:21:12,383 --> 00:21:14,292
Online School of Acting
507
00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:16,890
Institute to do this for fun?
508
00:21:17,702 --> 00:21:20,804
Acting's been a passion of
mine for several weeks now.
509
00:21:20,859 --> 00:21:22,495
I take it seriously.
510
00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:24,696
I just... I want you to do the same.
511
00:21:24,795 --> 00:21:26,632
? Say oh ?
512
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:30,127
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