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- Good morning, Ms. Lyons.
- Good morning, Mr. Beckett.
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(He chuckles.) Yep, that's my name.
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- Oh, big day we have ahead.
- Yes, very big day.
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A lot of... public... relating to do.
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(ding!)
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- Oh, pardon me.
- Oh, go ahead.
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- (Both exhale.)
- I thought they would never leave.
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I know. Happy 12th hour anniversary.
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Where does the time go? It
seems like only an hour ago
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- it was our 11th hour anniversary.
- Aw.
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So, you sure you don't want
to tell people about our news?
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Yeah, I kinda want to just
enjoy this privately for a bit.
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No one should notice as long as
we keep our hands to ourselves.
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Got it, keep my hands to yourself.
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Yes, this is an exciting new
relationship, one that I think we all
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hope will last for
many, many years to come.
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- You know?
- (Dave): Uh-huh.
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This just happened. I mean,
let's not make a big thing of it.
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Stephanie, our merger with Grant PR
in London is already a very big thing.
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Oh, it is. You're gonna
make a great king, Dave!
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Wow, that's, uh...
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London merger! Wow.
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Yeah, that's amazing.
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Yeah, we're gonna be opening
an office there, and we'll need
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a key person to set
things up for a few months.
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You hear that, dummies?
I'm going to London!
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Bob's me uncle! Heh?
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- London, London...
- Yeah.
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- Our news was way more exciting.
- Yeah, we would have
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upstaged them with our merger.
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- I'll merge you right now.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- A little hostile takeover?
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- OK... um...
- Hell yeah.
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Come on! Fill the lens
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With all your friends
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Oh-oh-oh now
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Is forever
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Come on, fill the lens
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Oh, this is a great way
to utilize my break time.
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Normally I just do whatever
the exact opposite of this is.
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- OK, well, sit down. OK.
- OK.
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Actually, our make-out session
in the elevator got me thinking.
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Um...
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I would like to talk to you about... sex.
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All right, but just so you
know, my dad already gave me
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this talk. Never have so many
hockey metaphors been used
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so awkwardly. I still can't
hear "pulling the goalie"
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- without cringing.
- I would like to wait for it.
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Wait for it as in... wait
for the coast to be clear?
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No, wait for it as in:
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let's not rush sleeping together.
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And you chose to wear this dress
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to break this news to me?
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Beckett, I'm being serious.
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- Hey, I respect that.
- Are you sure?
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Yeah. Look, Steph,
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we can hold off as long as you need.
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Not to brag, but... I once waited 21 years.
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- Whoa. Impressive.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oy! What's all this then?
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Teeth. Yep, got that.
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- Right here?
- Mm-hmm.
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Am I interrupting some, uh,
smosh-goshing and rumpy-pumpy?
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- No.
- Of course not.
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Yeah, no, I know. I
was just 'avin' a laugh.
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- Oh.
- You all right?
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Yeah, yeah, everything's
tickety-boo. Just practicing
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my Britishese before I take
the ferry across the pond.
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- All right, well, we'll leave you to it.
- You heading to the loo?
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Taking a lift to the pub?
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Gonna go spend a quid? Aha! Harry Potter?
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Hey! Figuring out the work sched?
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Yes, and there are way
too many slots to fill.
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Whatever happened to devoting
your life to a minimum-wage job?
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Well, there's Thursday
night. I can do that.
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Oh, and the day shift too.
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Double Friday, brunch
Sunday. You know what?
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Just put me down for the whole month.
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Abigail Hayes! I am very impressed
with your new-found enthusiasm.
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It seems like just last
Shabbos you were pretending
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to be Jewish so you wouldn't
have to work past sundown.
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I'd like to think that
it's my general managing
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skills that have had such
an effect on your attitude.
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Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Well, to be honest, between DLPR expanding
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and overseeing everything
here at Manion's, it seems like
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- I never sleep at all anymore.
- Actually...
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you are looking pretty
rundown and decrepit.
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No! I can't look old -
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- I'm Dave's trophy assistant.
- Well, today
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is your lucky day, because I just
became a certified cosmetician online.
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This Coconut Grove Facial
Intensifier is your pathway
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- to younger-looking skin.
- Oh...
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- Can I put you down for a case?
- Well, I suppose.
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- How about two?
- Whoa! I mean, I want to look
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good for Dave; I don't want
to completely outshine him.
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Oh, well, you know what? We
got something for that too.
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Oh.
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And so, how many pounds
for the penthouse flat?
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Sounds cheap.
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All right, you know what? Let's just do it!
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OK. OK. Pip out, mate.
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Hey, Gordon, dollars are
worth more than pounds, right?
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Dave picked you to go to London?
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That's great news.
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I guess that bumps me up to
Beckett's best friend status.
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Well, Dave hasn't officially
said I'm going, but, I mean...
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(British accent): ...who
else could it be? You?
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Never. No.
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I love British humour. It's so high brow
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while at the same time having more farts.
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Ah, man, this is gonna be the best!
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I can't wait to get over there and
taste all that kick-ass British food.
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I hear good things.
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Oh! You know what? I should hook myself up
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with some footy tickets see Chelsea
beat Arsenal. I 'ate those rubbishes!
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- Oh!
- If you're gonna fit in
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as a football fan, you gotta
learn how to be a hooligan.
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- Oh, hey, Steph.
- Hi!
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- Whatcha workin' on?
- I'm putting a list together.
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Revenge, or bucket?
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It's a list of all the things
we need to do before we can
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- sleep together.
- Oh. Uh... OK.
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Oh, wow. That's, uh...
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(He chuckles.)
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- ...that's quite the list.
- Yeah.
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At this rate, my 75th birthday
is going to be extra special.
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Special? It'll probably kill ya.
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Ha! Ha! OK, well, let's see what you got.
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Uh, give each other
haircuts, adopt a highway,
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- come up with cute nicknames...
- Oh!
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I have one for you: Becky.
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- Becky?
- Yeah.
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Well, you know what they say:
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go with the first emasculating
thing that pops into your head.
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- OK, you do me.
- How about, uh, Bunny Dumpling?
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- Nope.
- Puffy pants? Sugar Booger?
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- That's worse.
- Cuddle Bum?
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That was lateral. Dad!
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Well, I think that's a bit too Freudian, but
if it gets me closer to sl... Hey, Dave!
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- Whatcha doin'?
- Nothing.
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- We're just... talking.
- Talking. Yeah, just talking.
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You know? No better way to communicate
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in Western culture than...
giving it the old... talk-a-roo.
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Mm-hmm. Well, hey, would you mind
coming to my office a little later?
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- Sure.
- All right, and I don't know
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what file you're working on,
but Sugar Booger sounds good.
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Well, sounds like we
have a winner, Sugar...
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- Don't.
- OK.
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- Hey.
- Hey! What are the specials?
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Chicken pot pie and a garden
salad. Oh, please hold.
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Hi, handsome.
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Oh, well, I just stepped out of the shower.
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How'd you dry yourself so quick?
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Shh! Why, yes, I am feeling naughty.
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- Abby, may I have a word?
- Oh, what's on your dirty little mind?
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The cook just told me that you are assisting
him with a catering event next Tuesday.
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Oh, yes, I could help with that.
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Well, I have you scheduled
to work that night.
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Ooh, yeah, I'll work it all night.
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Well, this is exactly the kind
of conflict I was talking about.
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- You can't do both!
- I think it would be really fun
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to do both at the same time.
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- Abby!
- Oh, I gotta go.
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Someone's really cracking the whip here.
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Abby. You are not making
any sense right now. I think
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- you should take the night off.
- I can't. I gotta help the cook
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plan this catering event next Tuesday.
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Tha...
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I think she's hitting on you!
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You wanted to see me, Dad?
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- Yeah. Sweetheart, sit down.
- OK.
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It's the merger. It's happening faster than
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I thought it was going to, and
I need someone there right away.
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Oh. Well, I'm sure Nelson
will be pumped to go early.
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I'm not sending Nelson; I'm sending you.
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- What? Really?
- Yeah.
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Your work this year showed
me that you're ready for this.
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Oh!
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(British accent): Score, Stephanie!
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Oh, you're gonna have such
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an amazing time. You
know, I lived in London
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for a bit in the '80s. It was fantastic.
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I'm gonna get Bryce to make all your flight
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arrangements, 'cause
you leave tomorrow night.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm.
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Holy crap! That's barely
enough time to pack!
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I know, and you're not gonna pack light -
you're gonna be there at least six months.
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- That's like half a year.
- Yeah!
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That's how the calendar
works, even in Britain.
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Bloody 'ell.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Uh, I know we agreed to wait,
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but would it be OK to knock a couple things
off the list in a night? For example,
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if we watch ET, we could cross
out "Watch our favourite movie
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together" and "Cry in front of
each other" at the same time.
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Yes. We're gonna kill like
10 tonight. Don't worry.
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Let's move it, beanpole, OK? Come on.
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Ha! Ha! (ding!)
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- Oh! Hullo, guv'nah!
- Afternoon, tired stereotype.
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- Ha! Ha!
- Hey, I love
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hearing that British accent. Makes me feel
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like Mary Poppins is on her way.
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Ah, yeah! You're getting into it! I'm
just practicing for when I go to London.
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Oh, that reminds me: I should probably
look into hiring a chimney sweep.
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- You're not going to London.
- What?
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Stephanie is. Yeah.
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- You are gonna h...
- Oh, I get it, Dave! I get it.
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What?
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Just because I'm not
part of your royal family,
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- Stephanie gets to go to London.
- No.
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And Nelson has to stay in crappy old here!
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No, that's not it at all,
Nelson. No, listen. No, you...
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I need to go banger some mash
before I say something stupid.
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Oh, then you really...
shoulda left a little sooner.
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(thunder)
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Ooh!
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(both shivering)
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Well! That was a productive evening.
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We danced in the rain, had
a romantic dinner, and...
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Romantic? You inhaled four courses and
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then dragged me out of
there before dessert.
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Oh, yeah, you want dessert?
I'll give you dessert.
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Oh. Mm. Oh, that's my
favourite kind of dessert.
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- Ooh!
- Hey, hey, hey. Wow.
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I thought we were taking things slow
- which is not a bad idea,
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you know? I think we should
get to know each other.
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Fine. Uh, my middle name's Lynn,
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my favourite singer is Carrie Underwood,
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I hate olives but I
love olive paste. You go.
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Uh, my middle name is Tully.
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Uh, my favourite singer?
That's a tough one.
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Maybe if I break it down by genre
- unless I go with
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00:10:29,618 --> 00:10:31,752
Tom Waits, who's difficult
to put in any specific...
235
00:10:31,753 --> 00:10:33,754
Whoa! Hey, easy, tiger. What's going on?
236
00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:35,523
Ah! Oh...
237
00:10:35,524 --> 00:10:37,525
- Hello!
- Hey.
238
00:10:37,526 --> 00:10:40,160
- Whoa, whoa.
- What? What?
239
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,196
What's going on?
240
00:10:42,197 --> 00:10:45,065
Oh! Right.
241
00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:47,067
I'm going to London for six months
242
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:49,103
and I leave tomorrow. Let's have sex!
243
00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:51,071
- OK?
- OK, yeah, hey, whoa, whoa.
244
00:10:51,072 --> 00:10:53,874
- What?
- So, uh...
245
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:57,278
that's why you've been rushing
through all of our firsts?
246
00:10:57,279 --> 00:10:58,946
Well, uh...
247
00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:01,115
When were you gonna tell me about this?
248
00:11:01,116 --> 00:11:03,918
Uh... I thought it would make
for some good pillow talk...
249
00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:05,653
or a nice little postcard.
250
00:11:05,654 --> 00:11:09,089
I just think this is something
we might have talked about.
251
00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:12,226
Relax. We've only been
dating for less than a day.
252
00:11:12,227 --> 00:11:16,163
Well, it looks like you just
accelerated our first fight.
253
00:11:16,164 --> 00:11:18,532
Beckett...
254
00:11:20,769 --> 00:11:24,037
- (door closing)
- (sigh)
255
00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:29,176
Ugh!
256
00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,345
- Abby, you're late.
- I'm sorry,
257
00:11:31,346 --> 00:11:32,913
I was up all night.
258
00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:35,015
I just picked up this shift calling bingo,
259
00:11:35,016 --> 00:11:37,718
and I... (Abby yawning)
260
00:11:37,719 --> 00:11:38,594
Abby!
261
00:11:38,595 --> 00:11:41,188
You need five in a row, you crazy old bag!
262
00:11:41,189 --> 00:11:44,491
Bryce!
263
00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:47,795
- Just the guy I was looking for.
- What's all this?
264
00:11:47,796 --> 00:11:49,830
I was cleaning out my room,
265
00:11:49,831 --> 00:11:52,266
and, uh, thought I'd sell a few things.
266
00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:54,802
All right, this has to stop. You cannot
267
00:11:54,803 --> 00:11:57,104
- sell those things here.
- How much do you wanna bet?
268
00:11:57,105 --> 00:12:00,507
- Who's looking for a bargain?
- No one!
269
00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:02,543
And your moonlighting
is affecting your work!
270
00:12:02,544 --> 00:12:05,079
If this continues, I'll have
no choice but to let you go.
271
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,182
Oh! How much for the
university acceptance letter?
272
00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:10,351
It looks expensive.
273
00:12:10,352 --> 00:12:12,886
Abby, you're going to university?
274
00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:15,089
No! That's just a stupid old letter.
275
00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:17,345
Ugh, typical woman, right? Just
leaving university acceptance letters
276
00:12:17,346 --> 00:12:21,528
all over the place. You know what? It's
time to get back to work. You are right.
277
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,402
(ding!)
278
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:32,306
- Morning, Beckett.
- Good morning.
279
00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:34,475
I gotta say, I enjoyed my elevator ride
280
00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:37,311
quite a bit more yesterday morning.
281
00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:40,247
Look, I know I dropped
a bomb on you yesterday.
282
00:12:40,248 --> 00:12:43,384
I just... I still don't
know if I really want to go.
283
00:12:43,385 --> 00:12:46,820
And I would have told you right away, but
I didn't know how to feel. I was confused.
284
00:12:46,821 --> 00:12:51,091
You should have felt nervous,
and excited, and... and...
285
00:12:51,092 --> 00:12:53,093
sad, and... disappointed.
286
00:12:53,094 --> 00:12:55,796
OK, I can see where
confusion might creep in.
287
00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:58,165
I should have just talked
to you about it first.
288
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:01,168
I should have given you better
instructions on how to take off my pants.
289
00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:02,736
All right.
290
00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:06,006
Tell you what...
291
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:08,942
Why don't we make a pro and con list...
292
00:13:11,713 --> 00:13:14,681
...about you going to London? Hm?
293
00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:18,519
- Oh! I got one!
- OK.
294
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:22,356
Pro: if I go, I can meet
Benedict Cumberbatch.
295
00:13:22,357 --> 00:13:24,358
OK. Oh!
296
00:13:24,359 --> 00:13:28,262
Con: if you go, you can
meet Benedict Cumberbatch.
297
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:31,532
OK, con: it rains all the time there,
298
00:13:31,533 --> 00:13:33,534
so I'd have a constant bad-hair day.
299
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:37,471
Oooh. Pro: I could visit you.
300
00:13:37,472 --> 00:13:42,142
Con: lost-distance
relationships are really hard.
301
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:45,579
Pro: this is a huge
opportunity and you deserve it.
302
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:48,282
Hey, can I play? Great. Con:
303
00:13:48,283 --> 00:13:51,719
that flat I rented won't
give me my deposit back.
304
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,854
Con: you know pounds?
305
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:56,490
Turns out they're worth
way more than dollars!
306
00:13:56,491 --> 00:14:00,961
Con: my British accent, yeah,
way jollier gooder than yours.
307
00:14:00,962 --> 00:14:03,797
'Ey! You pop off, mate!
308
00:14:03,798 --> 00:14:07,968
Damn, that accent is pretty spot-on.
309
00:14:07,969 --> 00:14:10,671
You deserve to go. But,
hey, do me a favour:
310
00:14:10,672 --> 00:14:12,606
when you get over there,
become best friends
311
00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:15,008
with One Direction. For me.
312
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:18,211
- OK.
- Thanks.
313
00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:25,886
Pro: your accent is way
jollier gooder than his.
314
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:31,959
Hey, Nelson! Man, I haven't
seen you in a few days, huh?
315
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,329
- How you doing? You seem down. Are you low?
- You know what? I am kinda low.
316
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:38,265
Really? 'Cause I am riding high. Oh,
man, I've been drinking these red eyes...
317
00:14:38,266 --> 00:14:39,800
it's when you put an
espresso into a cup of coffee.
318
00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:43,237
- I'm having heart palpitations.
- My heart hurts too.
319
00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:45,839
It turns out I'm, uh, not going to London.
320
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,041
Oh, man, I'm really sorry
about your metaphorical
321
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,582
heart pain. Hey, would
you mind doing a favour
322
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,044
real quick and calling an actual ambulance?
323
00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:54,081
Abby, just a heads up: Dave will
be coming down to speak with you.
324
00:14:54,082 --> 00:14:57,818
- (Abby gasps.)
- You snitched on me.
325
00:14:57,819 --> 00:15:00,120
You know what they say, huh?
326
00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:02,347
Snitches get ditches! So why don't you come
327
00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:04,691
over here and I'll give
you a prison tattoo?!
328
00:15:04,692 --> 00:15:06,693
Whoa. Bryce, I don't know
why she's tweaking right now,
329
00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:10,130
- but if I were you, I would run.
- Yeah...
330
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:14,268
RAAAAAAT! (screams)
331
00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:18,438
Pro: the original Office was
better than the American one.
332
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,874
Ooh, con: the American one was way better.
333
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,010
You haven't seen the
original one, have you?
334
00:15:23,011 --> 00:15:25,813
- I didn't even know there was one.
- We'll put that down as a tie.
335
00:15:25,814 --> 00:15:29,249
- What's the tally?
- Uh, we have...
336
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,685
165 pros.
337
00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:35,022
And 166 cons.
338
00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:38,258
I guess that's it. I guess
I'm not going to London.
339
00:15:38,259 --> 00:15:40,861
- Steph...
- Oh, yes!
340
00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:44,731
Ho-ho-ho! Hey, you guys have fun
freezing your butts off all winter.
341
00:15:44,732 --> 00:15:47,234
I'm going to sunny ol'
Great Britain town! Peace!
342
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:52,105
Ah, let him go.
343
00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:55,275
Hey, I had an interesting chat with Bryce.
344
00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,344
Oh, yeah, you mean Bryce the liar?
345
00:15:57,345 --> 00:16:00,280
Ugh, you know how much he lies.
Everyone's talking about how much he lies.
346
00:16:00,281 --> 00:16:03,016
Well, Bryce told me about how
much he admires your work ethic.
347
00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:05,452
And about your plans to go to university.
348
00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,411
It seems he thinks you deserve to have a
349
00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:09,623
career that you love
as much as he loves his.
350
00:16:09,624 --> 00:16:12,259
Does anyone love their career
as much as Bryce loves his?
351
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,461
No, nor should they; it's very unhealthy.
352
00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:17,264
But I thought I could help you
out with tuition. Now, I know
353
00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:19,207
you're gonna say it's charity,
but before you refuse...
354
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,168
Yes!
355
00:16:21,169 --> 00:16:24,271
Oh, so you're not gonna even risk the
fake refusal in case I change my mind, huh?
356
00:16:24,272 --> 00:16:26,840
- Nope. Oh, this is amazing!
- All right.
357
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:29,042
But, you know, I'm gonna
be a terrible student.
358
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:32,079
Probably gonna be one of those eight-year kids,
and I'm gonna be skipping a lot of classes.
359
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,726
I mean, you know you got
the coin to cover that?
360
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,698
Yeah, I think so.
361
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:36,605
Besides, you're gonna breeze
through it and you know it.
362
00:16:36,606 --> 00:16:37,896
That's why I'm investing in you.
363
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,589
- Thank you, Dave.
- Ah, no problem.
364
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:43,229
And, uh, you might want to
call the exterminators, though;
365
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:46,299
I hear we have rats. Safe
to come out now, Bryce.
366
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:52,572
- And you! Oh!
- Oh.
367
00:16:52,573 --> 00:16:56,075
You know, I'm not gonna be able
to work frosh week, and midterms,
368
00:16:56,076 --> 00:16:59,312
and homecoming. Ooh! I'm excited.
369
00:16:59,313 --> 00:17:01,948
Coconut!
370
00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:03,816
Thank you, Bryce.
371
00:17:06,287 --> 00:17:08,254
Hey! Getting excited about your big trip?
372
00:17:08,255 --> 00:17:11,090
Yeah, well, I have 165 reasons to be, so...
373
00:17:11,091 --> 00:17:13,860
Oh, that's great and very specific.
374
00:17:13,861 --> 00:17:15,828
So, uh, all this talk about
London got me thinking...
375
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,997
I actually haven't decided if I want to go.
376
00:17:17,998 --> 00:17:19,632
Excuse me?
377
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:22,502
Hey. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, I thought of
378
00:17:22,503 --> 00:17:25,505
one more pro: I want you to go.
379
00:17:25,506 --> 00:17:28,808
- You do?
- Yeah.
380
00:17:28,809 --> 00:17:30,777
And that makes it an even 166,
381
00:17:30,778 --> 00:17:32,845
and you know what they
say tie goes to the runner.
382
00:17:32,846 --> 00:17:35,381
Actually, that's also something
my dad said in our little talk.
383
00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,550
Not important.
384
00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:40,987
Anyway, you can run all the way to England.
385
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:43,723
Not literally, there's a
huge body of water in between,
386
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:46,192
and you would probably drown,
and I would feel very guilty.
387
00:17:46,193 --> 00:17:49,362
I think you've made a
wise decision, Stephanie.
388
00:17:49,363 --> 00:17:52,098
Oh, I actually haven't decided yet.
389
00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:54,734
No, I mean about dating Becky here.
390
00:17:54,735 --> 00:17:58,604
- (both): How did you...
- I know everything. Get used to it.
391
00:17:58,605 --> 00:18:01,341
All right. And what I
wanted to tell you is:
392
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:03,509
I'm gonna go to London with you
for the first couple of weeks.
393
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,259
Oh.
394
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,479
I mean, assuming you go.
If you choose not to, then
395
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,096
I'll have to find somebody else to go see
396
00:18:08,097 --> 00:18:09,882
Carrie Underwood with
me at the Marquee Club.
397
00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:12,552
- Carrie Underwood?
- Mm-hmm.
398
00:18:12,553 --> 00:18:14,787
Now, why don't you two
just get out of here and
399
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:17,590
spend some quality time together?
400
00:18:17,591 --> 00:18:19,559
- Thank you, Dad.
- Thanks, Dad.
401
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,862
- Not yet.
- OK.
402
00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:25,765
Well, what do you think, Lizard Lips?
403
00:18:25,766 --> 00:18:28,568
- Ooh, not loving Lizard Lips.
- Dave!
404
00:18:28,569 --> 00:18:32,405
I am OK. I'm OK with not being
your original number one choice.
405
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,407
And to show you that
there are no hard feelings,
406
00:18:34,408 --> 00:18:37,410
I am willing to accept whatever travel
allowance that you see fit, big guy.
407
00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:40,646
- Well...
- Actually, um...
408
00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:42,515
I am gonna go to London.
409
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,650
(Nelson): Huh? What?
410
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:49,922
Why?! Why are you doing this to me? Huh?
411
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:51,924
I come in here and I give
you the best years of my life.
412
00:18:51,925 --> 00:18:54,761
I come in early, I work
late. Why, after all this?
413
00:18:54,762 --> 00:18:56,896
N-Nelson, could you just
shut up? I really can't have
414
00:18:56,897 --> 00:19:00,466
my new vice-president whining like
this in the middle of the office.
415
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:03,403
- Me?
- Yeah.
416
00:19:03,404 --> 00:19:05,738
El Presidente?
417
00:19:05,739 --> 00:19:07,774
He said "vice" Presidente.
418
00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:10,810
Did he? 'Cause I still have
the power to oppress the people!
419
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:13,479
- Uh, hey, we've got some news.
- Guys?
420
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,315
- I'm going to university!
- Hey!
421
00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:19,218
And I own a university acceptance letter.
422
00:19:19,219 --> 00:19:21,220
Yeah, I'm actually gonna need that back.
423
00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:24,023
OK, but it's damp. I
dropped it in the toilet.
424
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:26,459
- Drinks on Manion's!
- You don't have the authority
425
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,996
- to do that.
- Drinks on Manion's.
426
00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,799
Well, I... guess we should get you packed.
427
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,068
(British accent): My little crumpet.
428
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:37,370
We'll work on it.
429
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,442
- (gasps)
- Yeah!
430
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:45,378
- Amazing!
- What?!
431
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:55,008
I can't believe it's
our last night together,
432
00:19:55,009 --> 00:19:57,176
and all we're doing is packing.
433
00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:59,212
Do you think I have everything?
434
00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:02,214
Yeah, I think you
literally have every thing.
435
00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:03,406
Ugh!
436
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,454
- Listen, Steph...
- No, you listen.
437
00:20:08,455 --> 00:20:11,858
If you say anything sweet
right now, I'm gonna cry.
438
00:20:11,859 --> 00:20:15,361
What are we supposed to do? Just stand
here like a couple of big dummies?
439
00:20:15,362 --> 00:20:17,997
I have a better idea.
440
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:20,499
Hey. What happened to waiting?
441
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,044
- Are you questioning this right now?
- No, ma'am.
442
00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:23,991
(knocking)
443
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,860
- (Dave): Hey.
- (softly): Come on!
444
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:29,930
Dad! Hey, what are you doing here?
445
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:31,780
Well, what kind of dad would
I be if I didn't drive you
446
00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:34,501
- to the airport?
- Oh, super...
447
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:37,237
Um, if you could bring the bags down...
448
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:40,907
...and wait downstairs for like 15 minutes?
449
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,676
Yeah, more like three to five, tops.
450
00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:44,711
- Good to know.
- OK, all right,
451
00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:46,513
or I could have...
452
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,481
one of these crazy kooks
help out with the luggage.
453
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:51,017
- Hi!
- Oh, wow...
454
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:54,221
Just wanted to help any way we could.
455
00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:56,623
Thanks so much for coming to say goodbye.
456
00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:59,326
Yeah, guys, thanks for coming.
Now get the (bleep) out.
457
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,561
Yeah.
458
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,930
Mm-hmm.
459
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:10,421
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460
00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:15,242
I can't wait to taste all
that kick-ass British food.
461
00:21:15,243 --> 00:21:16,776
I hear good things.
462
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,479
Yeah. Oh! You know what?
I should get some of that...
463
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,349
Oh! You know what? I should
hook myself up with some...
464
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:24,784
- Oh!
- Spit it out!
465
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,820
This is a great way to
utilize my break time.
466
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,788
- Normally I just eat a muffin.
- Oop!
467
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,990
(laughing)
468
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