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Oh. My. Giraffe.
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Standardized test
scores, coming through!
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Out of the way!
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Now, that's almost too sharp.
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The test results are in.
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Dylan DiMeo...
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is the smartest kid in the grade.
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I'm Dylan Danger,
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and this is Too-Long-Cord-Bungee.
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Whee!
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Are we sure there hasn't
been some sort of mistake?
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We ran it twice.
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That bush is the smartest
kid in the district.
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Dylan, you're... smart!
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I know!
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I had my finger over the lens.
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- Can we do it again?
- Yeah.
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- No!
- No!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Mikey always wanted to
be like his big brother.
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He wanted his hair like Ben's,
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wanted to dance like Ben.
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Now?
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Ben wants jeans like mine.
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Okay, be honest...
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If you were the 2019 Abilities Expo,
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and our company were
at you, showing that,
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wouldn't we be the toast of you?
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That video is as good
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as that question was hard to follow.
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I had one thought. The slogan?
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"Two special-needs moms
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making a difference in
the lives of families
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with children with disabilities"?
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It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
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- Kenneth, real quick...
- Huh?
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Look, I know you
haven't been with Melanie
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for very long,
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but as someone who is
married to a woman like her...
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nobody wants your suggestions.
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I think they should give away
keychains at the convention.
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- Beautiful idea...
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna strangle it in its crib.
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Because we don't matter.
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This convention is gonna
be our coming-out party.
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Vogue. Vanity Fair.
SoCal Abilities Journal.
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I mean, except for the first two,
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- they're all gonna be there.
- Mm.
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"You're going to a convention? When?"
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Well, we'll be gone
tomorrow and then Saturday.
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Rude.
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"Pack your bags.
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I was invited to an
overnight college visit
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but skipped because
Mom would want to go.
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But she has a"... C-O...
"convention this weekend."
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So you want me to come?
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Well, totally.
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We can have some bro time,
maybe meet some ladies.
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"I've got Izzy,
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but you can get rejected
by some college girls."
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I know! Dylan thought making
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that "Rejection Bingo" game was a burn,
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but I'm a college girl
and an over 6'2" girl away
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from winning that Chinese finger trap.
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I can't believe you're
gonna do a college tour
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without your mummy.
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It'll be great.
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The train will drop us off right there.
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JJ's set up in this
awesome accessible dorm...
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But what if you get a little
something on your face?
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Or if a girl wants to
see a picture of you
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when you were a baby in the tub?
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Load 'em up!
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All right, my loves.
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Off you go. Have fun at college.
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Who's ready for two
moms to change the lives
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of children in families
of kids with disabilities?
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I'm ready for two moms to
make a difference in families
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of children who live with disabilities.
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They both got it wrong.
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It's so bad.
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What's that?
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Mnh. Nothing. Kenneth?
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I... I'm carrying a box!
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You want to see me about brain stuff?
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Dylan, my most promising student.
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I ain't promised nothin' to no one
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what don't promise me somethin' first.
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Okay, I'm gonna get
right to the point...
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I became a teacher to change lives,
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so when I saw the gap
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between your test
scores and your grades,
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I knew I had a student who
was primed for a breakthrough.
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So...
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Why you no smart for school stuff?
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I don't know.
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Whenever I try to read
or listen to a teacher,
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I just get so annoyed.
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They just become this
know-it-all that won't shut up.
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That's fascinating.
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And it's only when they
try to teach you things?
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Like, if I talked about a
big old plate of nachos...
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Heck, yeah. Where those nachos at?
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But if I say that they
are native to Mexico,
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population 130 million...
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No, make it stop! I can't handle it.
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Aha! Don't run from it.
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Who am I?!
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No. You!
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I'm Ray, aren't I?
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It's time!
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For so many years, we've
been focused on our kids,
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and now we can use all
the lessons we've learned
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to help a world of JJs and Logans.
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Every battle is about to pay off.
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Every indignity, every fight...
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Every hernia...
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It was all for this moment.
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These are our people.
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Uh-oh. Except for her.
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I had a doozie with
that physical therapist.
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Oh, well, if we're avoiding
people we've made enemies with,
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we probably shouldn't go that way.
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Or that way. School I egged.
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Ooh. Insurance lady
I "Groundhog Day-ed."
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That was involved.
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Fought with her, fought with her...
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Oh, she's cool...
Although I fought with her.
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Mnh.
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It seems that "our people"
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consist pretty solidly
of folks that hate us.
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P-Plan B. L-Let's focus on the big fish.
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Okay, we'll wow the magazine people,
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and then we'll sneak out of here
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before all these people kill us.
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You guys put your heads down.
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I'll block you with this sign.
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Ah. They still seem to know it's you.
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Y-You do realize
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that they're on the front?
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Yeah, yeah. I-I know.
I think it's funny.
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Dude, college is crazy.
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You know the co-ed bathroom?
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I just went next to a
lady who's taking a shower.
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Oh. Who's your friend?
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I'm Alan, and there are
no co-ed bathrooms here.
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Okay! Let's get this tour started.
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No need. It's like
playing the claw machine.
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Hey! I got a "me"!
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"I'm excited for college life.
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Start making my own decisions."
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Big decision tonight...
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Dorm party or frat party.
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"Which is gonna rage harder?"
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Yeah. And which is gonna be
easier for JJ's wheelchair?
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"You don't need to
worry about that. Cool?"
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Yeah, yeah, we're cool. We're cool.
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Now, I don't see any
reason for you to be cold...
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"Ray, I left Mom home for a reason."
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Oh. No looking out for you.
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I get it.
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You don't believe me?
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Well, go explore, then.
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Yeah, I'll hook up with you two later.
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Go on! Shoo!
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Don't follow him.
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Oh.
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Maybe a little "Rejection
Bingo" can kill some time.
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Okay. Bingo. What's next?
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All right. Coast is clear.
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Except for her.
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I'm not hiding from this one.
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Jimmy! Their faces are on this.
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Nina Thompson.
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Maya DiMeo.
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You still doing your stupid know-it-all
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special-needs blog, are you?
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No. My blogging days are over.
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I'm with SoCal Abilities Journal.
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Well...
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that is very bad news for me.
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What's going on, bro?
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"I feel like I'm being followed."
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Okay. Yes, yes!
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I am here to look after you,
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and I'm stalking you.
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I don't see why we
can't just party together
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and I can have your back.
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I don't know how I'm so good at this.
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I've never done it before.
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But I'm not going away.
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I'm sorry, J... Whoa!
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Did I just make that up?!
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So, what's your beef with this woman?
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Well, so, you know
how I'm a trailblazer?
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Nina and I actually shared the
very first Internet "flame war."
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And it was at a time before
people really realized
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that what one said online
was both public and permanent.
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You know, 2004.
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I was just an impressionable
new special-needs mom,
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and Nina had this parenting
blog with all the answers.
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I mean, if Nina said, "JJ
needs to sleep upside down,"
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or, "JJ needs to interact
more with horses,"
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Jimmy and I were both huge believers.
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In time, I realized
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she did not know what
she was talking about.
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So then I posted a takedown.
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She posted a takedown of my takedown,
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and it didn't actually end
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until the President
of the Internet himself
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emailed me, demanding that I stop.
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Pretty wild, eh?
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Okay. We're partners...
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With a contract that I
insisted we sign... wow.
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Look, we did not come this far
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to let a 15-year-old
grudge sink this company.
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Can you apologize?
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I don't know.
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Follow.
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Internetprez1@hotmail.com.
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See, I'm giving you your space.
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I'm not like Mom.
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Although, that lei is a
bit of a choking hazard.
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"You here to make sure I'm safe?
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I'll be unsafe until you leave."
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What does that even mean?
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You wouldn't.
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- Come on, man!
- Come on, man!
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Come on, man!
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It is really taking them a while.
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Excuse me.
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Yes. Can I help you?
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These are remarkable.
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Do they use magnets?
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Uh, sure do.
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Same technology they use
on the... space shuttle.
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There's got to be a magnet
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on the space shuttle, right?
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These are fantastic.
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You know, it's so
refreshing to see someone
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doing something that really matters.
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Matters?
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You hear that? We matters.
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Come and get your space-shuttle pants!
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Huckster. Whore. Sellout...
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I said some terrible things,
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but, I mean, it was all in the past.
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Water under the bridge.
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Bridge troll...
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Look, what I said was inexcusable.
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I'm sorry.
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Please accept my apology.
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I'd wanted that for years.
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No. Never.
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Wait. Are you vendors here?
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Oh. You don't know what we're selling.
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No, but I'd love to
give you a write-up.
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Accessible hot dogs!
They don't make any sense!
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Have a field day!
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Oh, no.
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JJ!
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Listen to me.
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00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,122
This is the breakthrough
we have been looking for.
264
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,089
You think of academics as Ray's domain,
265
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,058
but we can make it yours, too.
266
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,992
How?
267
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,928
I am going to hypnotize you
268
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:06,023
so that you can confront
Ray in a safe setting.
269
00:11:06,026 --> 00:11:08,199
Please. That's not gonna work on me.
270
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,501
Would you please just give it a chance?
271
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,037
Whoa! Ray?
272
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,671
Hypnosis is awesome!
273
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,740
That's impossible.
274
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,674
I haven't even done anything yet.
275
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,910
Fine, let's just go with it.
276
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,180
Confront me... Ray.
277
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,348
Can do.
278
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,350
No, talk to me and tell me
279
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,453
how I am an obstacle
for your personal growth.
280
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,522
And I would do that
to Ray by pounding him.
281
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,523
Ohh!
282
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,259
Just let me whale on you!
283
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,028
I am not letting someone
beat me up for a breakthrough.
284
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,196
I have done that once,
285
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,732
and the class never
looked at me the same.
286
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,801
And wake up!
287
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,637
Ugh!
288
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,206
Let's just face it.
289
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:50,144
Ray is the smart one.
290
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,867
Are those nachos still not ready?
291
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,714
Yeah. Hey! Hey! You get a shirt!
292
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,343
And you get a T-shirt!
293
00:11:58,346 --> 00:11:59,483
Those are the prototypes!
294
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,919
Okay, I'm gonna need those back!
295
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,321
Excuse me. Did I... Did
I put this on him right?
296
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,656
I-I... You're asking me.
Well, that feels good.
297
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,724
I don't know.
298
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,994
Wow. How amazing is this company?
299
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,462
I'm from the expo, and
we'd love to talk to you.
300
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,830
I don't see why not.
301
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,060
Hey, would you like a keychain?
302
00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:16,134
- Oh. I would love one.
- Yes, I'd like one.
303
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,969
We don't have any. But, right?
304
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,138
Okay, "JJ Knoxville."
305
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,007
"Are you done being Mom?"
306
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,111
"I just wanted to let loose together."
307
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,680
I could do that and
still have your back.
308
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,650
Man, JJ, you have no
idea what it is like
309
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:36,154
to try and help someone who
fights you at every turn.
310
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:40,025
"You have no idea what
it is to have fun."
311
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,692
Right. I'm the problem.
312
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,161
Boring Ray!
313
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,530
Well, would Boring Ray chug a beer?
314
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,499
Mnh-mnh!
315
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,469
Oh, and now for too much dessert.
316
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,941
Whoa! Wild man!
317
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,709
Finally, someone who sees how cool I am.
318
00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:02,213
That one sip of that beer
is not sitting well with me.
319
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,315
You just ate five shots of vodka.
320
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,217
Whoo!
321
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,353
Okay, so, somebody write this down...
322
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,222
My blood type is B-negative!
323
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,557
Hi, everyone.
324
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,492
- For our Toast of the Conference Q&A...
- Boys?
325
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,827
Where'd they go? We
have to get out of here.
326
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,887
...we'd like to welcome a
few hand-picked businesses
327
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,831
that really stood out today.
328
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,914
What the...
329
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,634
Either they've been
invited on the panel,
330
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,367
or they think that's the bathroom.
331
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,248
Bathroom-bathroom-bathroom-
bathroom-bathroom-bathroom...
332
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,708
Jimmy and Kenneth,
333
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,578
you've made quite an
impression here today.
334
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,364
Uh, thank you, Nina.
335
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:39,084
The response has been
truly... Wow, what's the word?
336
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,192
"Omnipotous."
337
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,386
Nope.
338
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,689
Providing adaptive clothing
for folks with disabilities
339
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,259
has been our sole purpose in life.
340
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,000
I-Is it clothing you design yourselves?
341
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:54,038
Or do you adapt existing clothes?
342
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,573
Great question.
343
00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:57,109
I'm not sure.
344
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,069
Super smart question.
Thank you for that.
345
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,421
I've got a sample right here.
346
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,477
How much would these jeans cost?
347
00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:08,880
I want to... I want to say 12 bucks?
348
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,381
- What?!
- Oh, come on.
349
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,710
Do...
350
00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:13,612
Actually, I swung by your booth earlier.
351
00:14:13,615 --> 00:14:15,887
I-I seem to remember it
costing a little more than that.
352
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,718
Something around $70?
353
00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:19,957
$70... yeah, Kenneth is
more of the numbers guy.
354
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,554
- That I am... one-two... three-four-five.
- See?
355
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:25,015
Wow. $70?
356
00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:28,733
The name Fashion 4
all: Accessible Clothing
357
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,468
would suggest a more accessible price.
358
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,636
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
359
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,371
I-I-I-I'd like to speak to that, if I may.
360
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,472
Don't give her the mic.
361
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,873
Oh, not a problem, I'll yell.
362
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,143
The point is to modify designer clothing
363
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,348
so that people with
disabilities can wear it.
364
00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:42,880
Traditionally, their options
have been super limited.
365
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,882
So the fact that it's
a premium clothing line
366
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,617
is precisely the point.
367
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,882
Is the... impression I got
when I went by the booth.
368
00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:53,124
People are here to learn
about this wonderful company.
369
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,393
They want to hear from
the founders, not you.
370
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,095
Oh, you want to hear from the founders?
371
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,296
Oh, you will, but first, say some more
372
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,897
about how great this company is.
373
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,234
Yeah, and then get ready for the
biggest surprise of your life.
374
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,771
You're the founders, aren't you?
375
00:15:04,774 --> 00:15:06,822
Bollocks. We teed it
up too much, didn't we?
376
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,964
Yeah.
377
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,539
Yes, we are the people
behind the company,
378
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,906
and, yes, we've had
run-ins with many of you.
379
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:15,585
But you all seem to like our product.
380
00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,179
So can we answer any questions?
381
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,019
To be clear... Questions
about the company,
382
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,589
not questions about things
we did to make you hate us.
383
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,281
Ah.
384
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,455
No, I don't think we're gonna
get the panelist swag bag.
385
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,500
Yo.
386
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,140
Hey, tell that JJ kid his
brother had a few too many.
387
00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:40,304
Everyone!
388
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:45,276
Who wants to see a Mathemagician?
389
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,512
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
390
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,613
Where you guys going?
391
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,680
Well, we're done.
392
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,716
That's our audience, and they hate us.
393
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,054
So you're just gonna quit?
394
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:55,039
No. I-I'm not gonna let this happen.
395
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:57,575
I don't know a lot of ways to matter,
396
00:15:57,578 --> 00:16:00,713
but I know how to pick
you up when you're down.
397
00:16:00,716 --> 00:16:02,227
Me too?
398
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,896
Well, it's really kind
of a Maya-specific deal,
399
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,032
no, but, okay.
400
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,199
Uh...
401
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,502
You are Maya freaking DiMeo...
402
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,671
And you are Melanie.
403
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,542
You are the strongest,
sexiest woman I have ever met.
404
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,545
That is a nice haircut.
405
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,580
You are a fighter.
406
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,082
I am a fighter.
407
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,983
That's how you got
here in the first place.
408
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,019
Now go up there and fight.
409
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,987
And win.
410
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,057
Now, normally, at
this point in the talk,
411
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,426
there would be some sort
of energizing butt slap,
412
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,827
given the whole...
413
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,100
You meant you slapping
their butts, didn't you?
414
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,236
You've got to ask for what you
want in this world, all right?
415
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,504
Ahh.
416
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,905
Let's face it.
417
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,675
There's just room for one
smart kid in my family.
418
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,009
Call your brother.
419
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,178
Your real brother.
420
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,214
Not the one you've
built up in your head.
421
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,782
Tell him what you told me.
422
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,117
Dylaaaaaaaaan!
423
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,719
Wait, a-are you drunk?
424
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,727
Could a drunk do a backflip like this?
425
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,729
Ohh!
426
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,797
- Dude!
- Ohh.
427
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,632
Yeah, I'm drunk. What's up?
428
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,734
Apparently, I could be smart,
429
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,204
but I'm not because that's your thing.
430
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,971
Of course you're smart.
431
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,312
You are the smartest person I know.
432
00:17:23,315 --> 00:17:26,943
The schemes and pranks you come up with?
433
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:30,248
We are basically your puppets.
434
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,050
Hey! I'm gonna do puppets next!
435
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,109
Wow, Ray. Thanks.
436
00:17:35,112 --> 00:17:36,311
And, Dylan?
437
00:17:36,314 --> 00:17:38,614
If I can get really...
438
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:40,625
really real with you right...
439
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,007
You know, I think my problem's solved.
440
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,342
Because Ray believes in you
441
00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:47,131
and the only obstacle is the
one you put up for yourself?
442
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,734
No, because he was being drunk and dumb.
443
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,569
If Ray can be dumb
every once in a while,
444
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,970
then maybe I can be smart.
445
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,407
Great. Now let's talk strategies
for getting those grades up.
446
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,828
Grades? I'm smart.
447
00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:00,632
I eschew that sort of
external validation.
448
00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:03,848
Cool! Now I can blow
people off with Ray words.
449
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,203
JJ! I missed you, man.
450
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:11,288
"Time to go, Ray. Put down the hose."
451
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:15,326
No. No. This is my [BLEEP]
hose! I brought the hose.
452
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,382
Give it back.
453
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:18,362
Go get the... Go get the hose.
454
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,864
And turn on the siren.
455
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,867
Whoop, whoop!
456
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,169
You suck at driving this thing.
457
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,537
Geez.
458
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,206
There's nothing worse than
a guy who needs your help
459
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,540
but won't take it.
460
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,882
Where are we?
461
00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:44,194
And now, welcome to
the stage a man who...
462
00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:46,468
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit down, shorty.
463
00:18:46,471 --> 00:18:48,959
Right. We're back. We've
got a few things to say.
464
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,628
First things first... Thanks, Jimmy,
465
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,349
for forgetting to give
back your microphone.
466
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:53,656
You're welcome.
467
00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,359
Kenneth forgot his, too.
468
00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:57,167
Now, have we wronged you?
469
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,503
Yes.
470
00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,970
Are we sorry?
471
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,372
Case by case.
472
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,546
But the fight we put into
making life better for our boys
473
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:06,644
we also put into these clothes.
474
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,789
Look, you guys know what this life is.
475
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,581
I mean, we'll do anything for our kids.
476
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,317
And these clothes will
make your kids happy.
477
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,570
I mean, I promise you,
478
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,753
they will love these pants
even more than y'all hate us.
479
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,657
Show of hands. Who
wants to hear a bit more?
480
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:23,945
Okay, great.
481
00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:27,364
Then let us start fresh
and reintroduce ourselves.
482
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,332
I'm Melanie.
483
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,445
And I'm Maya.
484
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,415
And we're two special-needs mums...
485
00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:32,718
...who want to make a difference
486
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,922
in the lives of families with
children with disabilities.
487
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,425
I finally get it.
488
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,715
It's beautiful.
489
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,452
Hey! I'm in Cirque du So-Ray.
490
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,256
You wanted to let loose.
491
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,424
We did it.
492
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,426
We both got wasted, right?
493
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,270
Hey, I'm trying to sleep.
494
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,617
"Not 'til you read this...
495
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,569
We're brothers.
496
00:20:14,572 --> 00:20:17,981
We should look out for each other.
497
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,828
It's not easy for me
to accept your help.
498
00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:25,221
But I love you for it, Ray.
499
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,124
I really do."
500
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,659
That's nice.
501
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,795
But can you tell me when I'm not drunk
502
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,164
so I can remember it?
503
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,999
Ah, damn, I think I already forgot it.
504
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,195
Oh, and, JJ...
505
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,738
...can I be really,
506
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,073
really real with you right now?
507
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,176
I l...
508
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,149
It came out.
509
00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:52,230
I love...
510
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,820
Are you sure about this?
511
00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,153
I'm smart now.
512
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,255
At max velocity,
513
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,629
your momentum will be arrested by impact
514
00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:02,693
with these Amorpha fruticosa.
515
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,029
Say your phrase and jump off the roof.
516
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,431
Uh... Hi.
517
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,865
I'm Ray DiMeo,
518
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,504
and this is Tiny Parachute Jump.
519
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,773
You jumped into a bush
520
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,642
because I learned two Latin words?
521
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,510
Being smart rules!
522
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,140
Say "hi," Ray.
523
00:21:21,143 --> 00:21:23,573
Smart Dylan is gonna
be a problem, isn't it?
524
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,593
Yeah.
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