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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:19,476 Oh. My. Giraffe. 2 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:23,121 Standardized test scores, coming through! 3 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,223 Out of the way! 4 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,859 Now, that's almost too sharp. 5 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,729 The test results are in. 6 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,731 Dylan DiMeo... 7 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,900 is the smartest kid in the grade. 8 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,636 I'm Dylan Danger, 9 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,608 and this is Too-Long-Cord-Bungee. 10 00:00:41,531 --> 00:00:42,641 Whee! 11 00:00:43,534 --> 00:00:45,718 Are we sure there hasn't been some sort of mistake? 12 00:00:45,721 --> 00:00:46,887 We ran it twice. 13 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:50,482 That bush is the smartest kid in the district. 14 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,119 Dylan, you're... smart! 15 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,120 I know! 16 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,654 I had my finger over the lens. 17 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,010 - Can we do it again? - Yeah. 18 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:58,012 - No! - No! 19 00:00:58,015 --> 00:01:01,993 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 20 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,432 Mikey always wanted to be like his big brother. 21 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,934 He wanted his hair like Ben's, 22 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,002 wanted to dance like Ben. 23 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,305 Now? 24 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,990 Ben wants jeans like mine. 25 00:01:19,304 --> 00:01:21,480 Okay, be honest... 26 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,350 If you were the 2019 Abilities Expo, 27 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:27,156 and our company were at you, showing that, 28 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:29,655 wouldn't we be the toast of you? 29 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,823 That video is as good 30 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,360 as that question was hard to follow. 31 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:36,945 I had one thought. The slogan? 32 00:01:36,948 --> 00:01:38,278 "Two special-needs moms 33 00:01:38,281 --> 00:01:40,799 making a difference in the lives of families 34 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,934 with children with disabilities"? 35 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,838 It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. 36 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,078 - Kenneth, real quick... - Huh? 37 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:50,543 Look, I know you haven't been with Melanie 38 00:01:50,546 --> 00:01:51,546 for very long, 39 00:01:51,549 --> 00:01:55,217 but as someone who is married to a woman like her... 40 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:57,483 nobody wants your suggestions. 41 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:00,452 I think they should give away keychains at the convention. 42 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,154 - Beautiful idea... - Yeah. 43 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,822 I'm gonna strangle it in its crib. 44 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,357 Because we don't matter. 45 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,826 This convention is gonna be our coming-out party. 46 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:11,789 Vogue. Vanity Fair. SoCal Abilities Journal. 47 00:02:11,792 --> 00:02:13,536 I mean, except for the first two, 48 00:02:13,539 --> 00:02:15,534 - they're all gonna be there. - Mm. 49 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:18,195 "You're going to a convention? When?" 50 00:02:18,198 --> 00:02:20,507 Well, we'll be gone tomorrow and then Saturday. 51 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:22,674 Rude. 52 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:26,757 "Pack your bags. 53 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:30,581 I was invited to an overnight college visit 54 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:34,052 but skipped because Mom would want to go. 55 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:38,158 But she has a"... C-O... "convention this weekend." 56 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,726 So you want me to come? 57 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,921 Well, totally. 58 00:02:42,924 --> 00:02:45,562 We can have some bro time, maybe meet some ladies. 59 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:46,997 "I've got Izzy, 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,786 but you can get rejected by some college girls." 61 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:52,289 I know! Dylan thought making 62 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,038 that "Rejection Bingo" game was a burn, 63 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,075 but I'm a college girl and an over 6'2" girl away 64 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,711 from winning that Chinese finger trap. 65 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,180 I can't believe you're gonna do a college tour 66 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,515 without your mummy. 67 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,550 It'll be great. 68 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,552 The train will drop us off right there. 69 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,754 JJ's set up in this awesome accessible dorm... 70 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:11,290 But what if you get a little something on your face? 71 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,559 Or if a girl wants to see a picture of you 72 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,465 when you were a baby in the tub? 73 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:17,463 Load 'em up! 74 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:18,630 All right, my loves. 75 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:19,989 Off you go. Have fun at college. 76 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,700 Who's ready for two moms to change the lives 77 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,735 of children in families of kids with disabilities? 78 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,405 I'm ready for two moms to make a difference in families 79 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,640 of children who live with disabilities. 80 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:29,741 They both got it wrong. 81 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,776 It's so bad. 82 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:31,777 What's that? 83 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,212 Mnh. Nothing. Kenneth? 84 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,047 I... I'm carrying a box! 85 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,051 You want to see me about brain stuff? 86 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,953 Dylan, my most promising student. 87 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,556 I ain't promised nothin' to no one 88 00:03:43,559 --> 00:03:45,459 what don't promise me somethin' first. 89 00:03:45,462 --> 00:03:47,061 Okay, I'm gonna get right to the point... 90 00:03:47,063 --> 00:03:49,148 I became a teacher to change lives, 91 00:03:49,151 --> 00:03:50,350 so when I saw the gap 92 00:03:50,353 --> 00:03:52,353 between your test scores and your grades, 93 00:03:52,356 --> 00:03:55,657 I knew I had a student who was primed for a breakthrough. 94 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:58,069 So... 95 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,805 Why you no smart for school stuff? 96 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,106 I don't know. 97 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,409 Whenever I try to read or listen to a teacher, 98 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,943 I just get so annoyed. 99 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,078 They just become this know-it-all that won't shut up. 100 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,070 That's fascinating. 101 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,315 And it's only when they try to teach you things? 102 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,818 Like, if I talked about a big old plate of nachos... 103 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,186 Heck, yeah. Where those nachos at? 104 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,988 But if I say that they are native to Mexico, 105 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,089 population 130 million... 106 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,858 No, make it stop! I can't handle it. 107 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,360 Aha! Don't run from it. 108 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,762 Who am I?! 109 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,598 No. You! 110 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,500 I'm Ray, aren't I? 111 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,679 It's time! 112 00:04:29,682 --> 00:04:31,616 For so many years, we've been focused on our kids, 113 00:04:31,618 --> 00:04:33,372 and now we can use all the lessons we've learned 114 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,973 to help a world of JJs and Logans. 115 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,542 Every battle is about to pay off. 116 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,477 Every indignity, every fight... 117 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,478 Every hernia... 118 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,879 It was all for this moment. 119 00:04:43,552 --> 00:04:45,789 These are our people. 120 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,976 Uh-oh. Except for her. 121 00:04:48,979 --> 00:04:50,989 I had a doozie with that physical therapist. 122 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,158 Oh, well, if we're avoiding people we've made enemies with, 123 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,559 we probably shouldn't go that way. 124 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,328 Or that way. School I egged. 125 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:58,730 Ooh. Insurance lady I "Groundhog Day-ed." 126 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,632 That was involved. 127 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,501 Fought with her, fought with her... 128 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,703 Oh, she's cool... Although I fought with her. 129 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,171 Mnh. 130 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,981 It seems that "our people" 131 00:05:07,984 --> 00:05:10,554 consist pretty solidly of folks that hate us. 132 00:05:10,557 --> 00:05:12,477 P-Plan B. L-Let's focus on the big fish. 133 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,818 Okay, we'll wow the magazine people, 134 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:14,646 and then we'll sneak out of here 135 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,814 before all these people kill us. 136 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,416 You guys put your heads down. 137 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,385 I'll block you with this sign. 138 00:05:22,354 --> 00:05:25,023 Ah. They still seem to know it's you. 139 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,232 Y-You do realize 140 00:05:26,234 --> 00:05:27,559 that they're on the front? 141 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,194 Yeah, yeah. I-I know. I think it's funny. 142 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,497 Dude, college is crazy. 143 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,898 You know the co-ed bathroom? 144 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,034 I just went next to a lady who's taking a shower. 145 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,234 Oh. Who's your friend? 146 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,407 I'm Alan, and there are no co-ed bathrooms here. 147 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,408 Okay! Let's get this tour started. 148 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:46,344 No need. It's like playing the claw machine. 149 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,009 Hey! I got a "me"! 150 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,455 "I'm excited for college life. 151 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,289 Start making my own decisions." 152 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,725 Big decision tonight... 153 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,627 Dorm party or frat party. 154 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:04,281 "Which is gonna rage harder?" 155 00:06:04,284 --> 00:06:08,634 Yeah. And which is gonna be easier for JJ's wheelchair? 156 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,940 "You don't need to worry about that. Cool?" 157 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,743 Yeah, yeah, we're cool. We're cool. 158 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,403 Now, I don't see any reason for you to be cold... 159 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,367 "Ray, I left Mom home for a reason." 160 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:27,385 Oh. No looking out for you. 161 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,487 I get it. 162 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:30,255 You don't believe me? 163 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,457 Well, go explore, then. 164 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,761 Yeah, I'll hook up with you two later. 165 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,172 Go on! Shoo! 166 00:06:37,175 --> 00:06:38,709 Don't follow him. 167 00:06:39,914 --> 00:06:40,966 Oh. 168 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:44,002 Maybe a little "Rejection Bingo" can kill some time. 169 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,574 Okay. Bingo. What's next? 170 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,811 All right. Coast is clear. 171 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,346 Except for her. 172 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,117 I'm not hiding from this one. 173 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,154 Jimmy! Their faces are on this. 174 00:07:02,758 --> 00:07:05,025 Nina Thompson. 175 00:07:05,028 --> 00:07:06,507 Maya DiMeo. 176 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,310 You still doing your stupid know-it-all 177 00:07:08,313 --> 00:07:09,694 special-needs blog, are you? 178 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,656 No. My blogging days are over. 179 00:07:11,659 --> 00:07:13,959 I'm with SoCal Abilities Journal. 180 00:07:13,962 --> 00:07:15,229 Well... 181 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:19,704 that is very bad news for me. 182 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,146 What's going on, bro? 183 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,382 "I feel like I'm being followed." 184 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,966 Okay. Yes, yes! 185 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,835 I am here to look after you, 186 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:51,169 and I'm stalking you. 187 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,139 I don't see why we can't just party together 188 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,643 and I can have your back. 189 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,877 I don't know how I'm so good at this. 190 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,145 I've never done it before. 191 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:01,847 But I'm not going away. 192 00:08:01,850 --> 00:08:03,610 I'm sorry, J... Whoa! 193 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,213 Did I just make that up?! 194 00:08:08,201 --> 00:08:10,101 So, what's your beef with this woman? 195 00:08:10,104 --> 00:08:12,078 Well, so, you know how I'm a trailblazer? 196 00:08:12,081 --> 00:08:17,161 Nina and I actually shared the very first Internet "flame war." 197 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,331 And it was at a time before people really realized 198 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,234 that what one said online was both public and permanent. 199 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,538 You know, 2004. 200 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:29,106 I was just an impressionable new special-needs mom, 201 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,743 and Nina had this parenting blog with all the answers. 202 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,445 I mean, if Nina said, "JJ needs to sleep upside down," 203 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,615 or, "JJ needs to interact more with horses," 204 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,686 Jimmy and I were both huge believers. 205 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,619 In time, I realized 206 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,956 she did not know what she was talking about. 207 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,457 So then I posted a takedown. 208 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,426 She posted a takedown of my takedown, 209 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,929 and it didn't actually end 210 00:08:49,932 --> 00:08:52,362 until the President of the Internet himself 211 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,800 emailed me, demanding that I stop. 212 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,037 Pretty wild, eh? 213 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,437 Okay. We're partners... 214 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,328 With a contract that I insisted we sign... wow. 215 00:09:02,331 --> 00:09:03,665 Look, we did not come this far 216 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,601 to let a 15-year-old grudge sink this company. 217 00:09:05,604 --> 00:09:07,281 Can you apologize? 218 00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:08,446 I don't know. 219 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:09,648 Follow. 220 00:09:11,495 --> 00:09:15,259 Internetprez1@hotmail.com. 221 00:09:15,262 --> 00:09:17,756 See, I'm giving you your space. 222 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,820 I'm not like Mom. 223 00:09:19,823 --> 00:09:23,161 Although, that lei is a bit of a choking hazard. 224 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,632 "You here to make sure I'm safe? 225 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,901 I'll be unsafe until you leave." 226 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,469 What does that even mean? 227 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,474 You wouldn't. 228 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,480 - Come on, man! - Come on, man! 229 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,283 Come on, man! 230 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,148 It is really taking them a while. 231 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,150 Excuse me. 232 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:49,352 Yes. Can I help you? 233 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,688 These are remarkable. 234 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,923 Do they use magnets? 235 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,258 Uh, sure do. 236 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,747 Same technology they use on the... space shuttle. 237 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:56,795 There's got to be a magnet 238 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,929 on the space shuttle, right? 239 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,997 These are fantastic. 240 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,099 You know, it's so refreshing to see someone 241 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,781 doing something that really matters. 242 00:10:03,784 --> 00:10:05,083 Matters? 243 00:10:05,086 --> 00:10:06,838 You hear that? We matters. 244 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,041 Come and get your space-shuttle pants! 245 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,978 Huckster. Whore. Sellout... 246 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,664 I said some terrible things, 247 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,432 but, I mean, it was all in the past. 248 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,501 Water under the bridge. 249 00:10:17,504 --> 00:10:18,649 Bridge troll... 250 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,652 Look, what I said was inexcusable. 251 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,153 I'm sorry. 252 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,689 Please accept my apology. 253 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,625 I'd wanted that for years. 254 00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:27,158 No. Never. 255 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,828 Wait. Are you vendors here? 256 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,897 Oh. You don't know what we're selling. 257 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,468 No, but I'd love to give you a write-up. 258 00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:36,639 Accessible hot dogs! They don't make any sense! 259 00:10:36,642 --> 00:10:38,002 Have a field day! 260 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,374 Oh, no. 261 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,642 JJ! 262 00:10:52,635 --> 00:10:53,797 Listen to me. 263 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,122 This is the breakthrough we have been looking for. 264 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,089 You think of academics as Ray's domain, 265 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,058 but we can make it yours, too. 266 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,992 How? 267 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,928 I am going to hypnotize you 268 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:06,023 so that you can confront Ray in a safe setting. 269 00:11:06,026 --> 00:11:08,199 Please. That's not gonna work on me. 270 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,501 Would you please just give it a chance? 271 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,037 Whoa! Ray? 272 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,671 Hypnosis is awesome! 273 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,740 That's impossible. 274 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,674 I haven't even done anything yet. 275 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,910 Fine, let's just go with it. 276 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,180 Confront me... Ray. 277 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,348 Can do. 278 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,350 No, talk to me and tell me 279 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,453 how I am an obstacle for your personal growth. 280 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,522 And I would do that to Ray by pounding him. 281 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,523 Ohh! 282 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,259 Just let me whale on you! 283 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,028 I am not letting someone beat me up for a breakthrough. 284 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,196 I have done that once, 285 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,732 and the class never looked at me the same. 286 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,801 And wake up! 287 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,637 Ugh! 288 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,206 Let's just face it. 289 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:50,144 Ray is the smart one. 290 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,867 Are those nachos still not ready? 291 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,714 Yeah. Hey! Hey! You get a shirt! 292 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,343 And you get a T-shirt! 293 00:11:58,346 --> 00:11:59,483 Those are the prototypes! 294 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,919 Okay, I'm gonna need those back! 295 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,321 Excuse me. Did I... Did I put this on him right? 296 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,656 I-I... You're asking me. Well, that feels good. 297 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,724 I don't know. 298 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,994 Wow. How amazing is this company? 299 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,462 I'm from the expo, and we'd love to talk to you. 300 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,830 I don't see why not. 301 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,060 Hey, would you like a keychain? 302 00:12:14,062 --> 00:12:16,134 - Oh. I would love one. - Yes, I'd like one. 303 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,969 We don't have any. But, right? 304 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,138 Okay, "JJ Knoxville." 305 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,007 "Are you done being Mom?" 306 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,111 "I just wanted to let loose together." 307 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,680 I could do that and still have your back. 308 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,650 Man, JJ, you have no idea what it is like 309 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:36,154 to try and help someone who fights you at every turn. 310 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:40,025 "You have no idea what it is to have fun." 311 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,692 Right. I'm the problem. 312 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,161 Boring Ray! 313 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,530 Well, would Boring Ray chug a beer? 314 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,499 Mnh-mnh! 315 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,469 Oh, and now for too much dessert. 316 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,941 Whoa! Wild man! 317 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,709 Finally, someone who sees how cool I am. 318 00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:02,213 That one sip of that beer is not sitting well with me. 319 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,315 You just ate five shots of vodka. 320 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,217 Whoo! 321 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,353 Okay, so, somebody write this down... 322 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,222 My blood type is B-negative! 323 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,557 Hi, everyone. 324 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,492 - For our Toast of the Conference Q&A... - Boys? 325 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,827 Where'd they go? We have to get out of here. 326 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,887 ...we'd like to welcome a few hand-picked businesses 327 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,831 that really stood out today. 328 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,914 What the... 329 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,634 Either they've been invited on the panel, 330 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,367 or they think that's the bathroom. 331 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,248 Bathroom-bathroom-bathroom- bathroom-bathroom-bathroom... 332 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,708 Jimmy and Kenneth, 333 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,578 you've made quite an impression here today. 334 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,364 Uh, thank you, Nina. 335 00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:39,084 The response has been truly... Wow, what's the word? 336 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,192 "Omnipotous." 337 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,386 Nope. 338 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,689 Providing adaptive clothing for folks with disabilities 339 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,259 has been our sole purpose in life. 340 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,000 I-Is it clothing you design yourselves? 341 00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:54,038 Or do you adapt existing clothes? 342 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,573 Great question. 343 00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:57,109 I'm not sure. 344 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,069 Super smart question. Thank you for that. 345 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,421 I've got a sample right here. 346 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,477 How much would these jeans cost? 347 00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:08,880 I want to... I want to say 12 bucks? 348 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,381 - What?! - Oh, come on. 349 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,710 Do... 350 00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:13,612 Actually, I swung by your booth earlier. 351 00:14:13,615 --> 00:14:15,887 I-I seem to remember it costing a little more than that. 352 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,718 Something around $70? 353 00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:19,957 $70... yeah, Kenneth is more of the numbers guy. 354 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,554 - That I am... one-two... three-four-five. - See? 355 00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:25,015 Wow. $70? 356 00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:28,733 The name Fashion 4 all: Accessible Clothing 357 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,468 would suggest a more accessible price. 358 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,636 - Yeah. - Yeah. 359 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,371 I-I-I-I'd like to speak to that, if I may. 360 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,472 Don't give her the mic. 361 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,873 Oh, not a problem, I'll yell. 362 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,143 The point is to modify designer clothing 363 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,348 so that people with disabilities can wear it. 364 00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:42,880 Traditionally, their options have been super limited. 365 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,882 So the fact that it's a premium clothing line 366 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,617 is precisely the point. 367 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,882 Is the... impression I got when I went by the booth. 368 00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:53,124 People are here to learn about this wonderful company. 369 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,393 They want to hear from the founders, not you. 370 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,095 Oh, you want to hear from the founders? 371 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,296 Oh, you will, but first, say some more 372 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,897 about how great this company is. 373 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,234 Yeah, and then get ready for the biggest surprise of your life. 374 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,771 You're the founders, aren't you? 375 00:15:04,774 --> 00:15:06,822 Bollocks. We teed it up too much, didn't we? 376 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:07,964 Yeah. 377 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,539 Yes, we are the people behind the company, 378 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,906 and, yes, we've had run-ins with many of you. 379 00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:15,585 But you all seem to like our product. 380 00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,179 So can we answer any questions? 381 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,019 To be clear... Questions about the company, 382 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,589 not questions about things we did to make you hate us. 383 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,281 Ah. 384 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,455 No, I don't think we're gonna get the panelist swag bag. 385 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,500 Yo. 386 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,140 Hey, tell that JJ kid his brother had a few too many. 387 00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:40,304 Everyone! 388 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:45,276 Who wants to see a Mathemagician? 389 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,512 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 390 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,613 Where you guys going? 391 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,680 Well, we're done. 392 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,716 That's our audience, and they hate us. 393 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,054 So you're just gonna quit? 394 00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:55,039 No. I-I'm not gonna let this happen. 395 00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:57,575 I don't know a lot of ways to matter, 396 00:15:57,578 --> 00:16:00,713 but I know how to pick you up when you're down. 397 00:16:00,716 --> 00:16:02,227 Me too? 398 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,896 Well, it's really kind of a Maya-specific deal, 399 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,032 no, but, okay. 400 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,199 Uh... 401 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,502 You are Maya freaking DiMeo... 402 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,671 And you are Melanie. 403 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,542 You are the strongest, sexiest woman I have ever met. 404 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,545 That is a nice haircut. 405 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,580 You are a fighter. 406 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,082 I am a fighter. 407 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,983 That's how you got here in the first place. 408 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,019 Now go up there and fight. 409 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,987 And win. 410 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,057 Now, normally, at this point in the talk, 411 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,426 there would be some sort of energizing butt slap, 412 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,827 given the whole... 413 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,100 You meant you slapping their butts, didn't you? 414 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,236 You've got to ask for what you want in this world, all right? 415 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,504 Ahh. 416 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,905 Let's face it. 417 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,675 There's just room for one smart kid in my family. 418 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,009 Call your brother. 419 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,178 Your real brother. 420 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,214 Not the one you've built up in your head. 421 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,782 Tell him what you told me. 422 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,117 Dylaaaaaaaaan! 423 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,719 Wait, a-are you drunk? 424 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,727 Could a drunk do a backflip like this? 425 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,729 Ohh! 426 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,797 - Dude! - Ohh. 427 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,632 Yeah, I'm drunk. What's up? 428 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,734 Apparently, I could be smart, 429 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,204 but I'm not because that's your thing. 430 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,971 Of course you're smart. 431 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,312 You are the smartest person I know. 432 00:17:23,315 --> 00:17:26,943 The schemes and pranks you come up with? 433 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:30,248 We are basically your puppets. 434 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,050 Hey! I'm gonna do puppets next! 435 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,109 Wow, Ray. Thanks. 436 00:17:35,112 --> 00:17:36,311 And, Dylan? 437 00:17:36,314 --> 00:17:38,614 If I can get really... 438 00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:40,625 really real with you right... 439 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,007 You know, I think my problem's solved. 440 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,342 Because Ray believes in you 441 00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:47,131 and the only obstacle is the one you put up for yourself? 442 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,734 No, because he was being drunk and dumb. 443 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,569 If Ray can be dumb every once in a while, 444 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,970 then maybe I can be smart. 445 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,407 Great. Now let's talk strategies for getting those grades up. 446 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,828 Grades? I'm smart. 447 00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:00,632 I eschew that sort of external validation. 448 00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:03,848 Cool! Now I can blow people off with Ray words. 449 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,203 JJ! I missed you, man. 450 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:11,288 "Time to go, Ray. Put down the hose." 451 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:15,326 No. No. This is my [BLEEP] hose! I brought the hose. 452 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,382 Give it back. 453 00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:18,362 Go get the... Go get the hose. 454 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,864 And turn on the siren. 455 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,867 Whoop, whoop! 456 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,169 You suck at driving this thing. 457 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,537 Geez. 458 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,206 There's nothing worse than a guy who needs your help 459 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,540 but won't take it. 460 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,882 Where are we? 461 00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:44,194 And now, welcome to the stage a man who... 462 00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:46,468 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sit down, shorty. 463 00:18:46,471 --> 00:18:48,959 Right. We're back. We've got a few things to say. 464 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,628 First things first... Thanks, Jimmy, 465 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,349 for forgetting to give back your microphone. 466 00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:53,656 You're welcome. 467 00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,359 Kenneth forgot his, too. 468 00:18:55,362 --> 00:18:57,167 Now, have we wronged you? 469 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,503 Yes. 470 00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,970 Are we sorry? 471 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,372 Case by case. 472 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,546 But the fight we put into making life better for our boys 473 00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:06,644 we also put into these clothes. 474 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,789 Look, you guys know what this life is. 475 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,581 I mean, we'll do anything for our kids. 476 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,317 And these clothes will make your kids happy. 477 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,570 I mean, I promise you, 478 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:15,753 they will love these pants even more than y'all hate us. 479 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,657 Show of hands. Who wants to hear a bit more? 480 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:23,945 Okay, great. 481 00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:27,364 Then let us start fresh and reintroduce ourselves. 482 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,332 I'm Melanie. 483 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,445 And I'm Maya. 484 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,415 And we're two special-needs mums... 485 00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:32,718 ...who want to make a difference 486 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,922 in the lives of families with children with disabilities. 487 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,425 I finally get it. 488 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,715 It's beautiful. 489 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,452 Hey! I'm in Cirque du So-Ray. 490 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,256 You wanted to let loose. 491 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,424 We did it. 492 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,426 We both got wasted, right? 493 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:06,270 Hey, I'm trying to sleep. 494 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,617 "Not 'til you read this... 495 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,569 We're brothers. 496 00:20:14,572 --> 00:20:17,981 We should look out for each other. 497 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,828 It's not easy for me to accept your help. 498 00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:25,221 But I love you for it, Ray. 499 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,124 I really do." 500 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,659 That's nice. 501 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,795 But can you tell me when I'm not drunk 502 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,164 so I can remember it? 503 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,999 Ah, damn, I think I already forgot it. 504 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,195 Oh, and, JJ... 505 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,738 ...can I be really, 506 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,073 really real with you right now? 507 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,176 I l... 508 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,149 It came out. 509 00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:52,230 I love... 510 00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,820 Are you sure about this? 511 00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,153 I'm smart now. 512 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,255 At max velocity, 513 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,629 your momentum will be arrested by impact 514 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:02,693 with these Amorpha fruticosa. 515 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,029 Say your phrase and jump off the roof. 516 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,431 Uh... Hi. 517 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,865 I'm Ray DiMeo, 518 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,504 and this is Tiny Parachute Jump. 519 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,773 You jumped into a bush 520 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,642 because I learned two Latin words? 521 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,510 Being smart rules! 522 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,140 Say "hi," Ray. 523 00:21:21,143 --> 00:21:23,573 Smart Dylan is gonna be a problem, isn't it? 524 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,593 Yeah. 525 00:21:24,596 --> 00:21:29,218 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 36869

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