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Hey, busboy,
where've you been?
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If I wanted to cook
and clean and serve,
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I'd stay home.
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I was talking
with my friends.
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Well, I don't want
those hoodlums hangin' around here.
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They're scaring away
the truckers.
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I hate it here.
Why don't you just fire me?
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Because you're
a tiny, little man
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and we're still hoping
you might be magical.
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You know, Roseanne,
if he doesn't want to be here,
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we should
just let him go.
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No way.
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I don't want him
hanging out
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with those hoodlums
he's made friends with.
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I figured if they
see him in the apron
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they'll go back
to wantin' to beat him up.
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Well, that makes
the third bucket of lard
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that I have cleaned out
of this grease trap.
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I swear to God, Roseanne,
it's like cleaning out
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one of your arteries.
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Bitch, bitch, bitch,
that's all you ever are.
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Sorry, I just don't understand
how this thing can collect
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that much grease so fast.
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Would you shut up
about that thing?
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We all take our own turn
cleaning it out, you know?
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I haven't cleaned
that grease trap out in over a year.
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Neither have I.
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Excuse me,
that little boy
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just left this note
on my napkin.
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"The big, scary one
spits in the food."
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D.J.!
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I think you should
apologize to the woman.
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You know,
I'm real sorry
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my mom does that
to your food.
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Nice try, D.J.,
but I'm still not gonna fire you.
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And the joke is on you...
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[whispers]
because I do spit in the food.
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Ugh, that grease trap
is unspeakable.
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I have not felt this filthy
since my last confession.
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You know,
you're the only one who cleans that.
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Hey, D.J.,
break time.
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I said you're
the only one who--
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Don't listen to him.
He's a hopeless alcoholic.
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My God, Roseanne.
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This is the lowest thing
you've ever done.
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No, it's not.
You know the tip jar--
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That's it, D.J.,
you're fired.
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Thanks, Mom!
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[laughing]
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Your black skirt
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with the really
long slit in it?
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I--I don't think
that's too revealing.
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Okay, I'll come
over at 7:00
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and we'll walk over
together.
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All right.
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Don't forget,
city's got a leash law.
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That was no dog.
That was Diana--
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What the hell's
she going out with you for?
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Because I'm cute.
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You are not.
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I am so.
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Ever since I broke up
with Darlene
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and became all miserable,
tons of girls
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have been flirting
with me.
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They say I have the sad,
sensitive thing going.
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Yeah?
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They can feel
sorry for you
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when they're nailing
real guys.
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Actually, I'm jealous
of you, Mark.
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I mean, I'll have to sleep
with dozens of women,
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sometimes two at a time,
while you have the security
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of sleeping with the same
woman every night...
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till the day you die.
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[laughing]
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Well, I'm glad
you're laughing,
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'cause I was worried
that you'd be all bummed out
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about Darlene moving in
with that Jimmy guy
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she's been seeing.
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You're lying.
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Wait, Becky didn't
tell you about that one?
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Oops.
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They hardly
know each other.
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Yeah, well,
seeing each other naked every day
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ought to change that.
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You know what?
Those girls are right.
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You are cute
when you're miserable.
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George, that's Mark.
Mark, scram.
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All right.
Wow.
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I still can't believe
you got me tickets
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to Wrestlemania,
Mrs. Conner.
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Thank you so much.
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I mean, I really don't know
how to thank you enough
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other than saying "thank you"
like I just did right now.
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Yeah, okay,
here's the thing.
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Yours is free,
but for reasons
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that you're too young
to understand,
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you need to sell D.J.
his ticket for 20 bucks.
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Well, where's D.J.
gonna get $20?
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Well, I don't know.
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I guess he'll just
have to get a job.
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You should
mention that to him.
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Well, what if he doesn't
wanna go with me?
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You know, I don't think
D.J. likes me very much.
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Well, that's just 'cause
you're really boring,
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but the tickets
will change everything.
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Hey, D.J.,
look who's here.
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Get rid of him.
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Now, D.J.,
that's not very nice.
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George has something
to ask you.
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Okay, go ahead,
and keep it short.
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Um, D.J., do you wanna go
to Wrestlemania with me?
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I got these tickets.
Really?
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Yeah. Um, now,
the thing of it is,
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you gotta pay me $20.
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Or if you don't have a twenty,
you could pay me two tens. Or a ten and two fives.
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Or four fives, which I'd
prefer, 'cause you know I'm collecting them.
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You know, 'cause
I like Lincoln.
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Hey, wow, D.J.
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Tickets to the hottest
event in town.
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Too bad you're broke.
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I'm not broke.
Come on, I'll get my money.
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What? You're not supposed
to have any money. You're unemployed.
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Ha. I don't need
your stinkin' job.
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I get an allowance from Dad.
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Freeze.
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I was just gonna
get you something...
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to hit me with.
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You can't go just
givin' him money, Dan.
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I want him to learn
responsibility by working at the diner.
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Oh, he's 13 years old.
He's got plenty of time to learn responsibility.
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That is so wrong, Dan.
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He is at a crossroads
of his life
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where he can either
become a total loser
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or a busboy.
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Roseanne, none of
his friends have to work.
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Well, they will. Them
license plates don't just make themselves, you know.
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All right. From now on,
no more allowance.
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I'll just tell him
we went broke again.
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Yeah, well, you gotta get back
the money you gave him.
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I can't do that.
He'll hate me.
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Well, Dan, if he
hates you because you take back your money,
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then he wasn't that
good of a friend in the first place, was he?
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See ya.
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D.J., wait a minute.
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I've been thinking,
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and I've decided
it's not right for you to get money
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without working for it,
so I want you to give me your allowance back.
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Gee, Dan,
that's not fair.
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Well, I don't
have it anymore. I gave it to George.
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Well then, you just have
to give me your ticket. Now.
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Sorry, D.J. You know,
if it was up to me, I'd let you go in a second.
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Fine. Now it is up to you.
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Uh, no, Dan. Remember?
Love, honor and obey?
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I'm forced to go
along with you.
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Oh, honey, just this once
I think we'll let you be in charge.
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All right, here you go.
Have a good time.
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Your dad and I'll just
be here waiting for you,
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alone together...
with no witnesses.
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Guys, wait up!
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Hey, Jimmy, here's
an interesting thing from psyche class.
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Just answer honestly.
There's no right or wrong.
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Name three things that
you like about yourself.
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Well, let's see, um...
I'd say I'm open-minded,
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I've got a good body,
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and, uh...
I'm a pretty nice guy.
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[scoffs]
Fine, if you're not gonna take it seriously.
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Well, it's almost 2:00.
I gotta run.
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Oh, I got it Darlene.
Coffee's on me.
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Oh, I know.
I was just getting a piece of gum.
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See you later.
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Hey, can I bum a stick?
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Uh, sure.
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Thanks.
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Is this seat taken?
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It's all yours.
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You're Jimmy Gartner, right?
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Yeah. Have we met?
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No, I'm...Craig.
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Shapiro.
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You go out with that
Darlene Conner, right?
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Yeah. You know Darlene?
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Yeah, yeah.
She's great.
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Did you guys meet
in her writing class or something?
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No, actually, we met
at my dance recital.
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Really?
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So, you're, like, a dancer?
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Like a ballet dancer?
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Yeah. Ballet, jazz, tap.
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Tap? Tap's cool.
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Are you, like,
the only guy in the class
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or are there other...guys
like you in the class?
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Actually, my boxing coach
had me take ballet
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to help me with my footwork.
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Boxing.
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You mean like...hitting?
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How do you know Darlene?
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I've--I've known her
for a while.
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She's a very,
very special girl.
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Just happy to know
that she's...better.
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Better?
What do you mean?
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Nothing.
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Nothing.
I can't talk about it.
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You know, it would break
a confidence and...
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What confidence?
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Well, see, uh,
I'm a peer counselor
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and, uh...
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Never mind.
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Darlene went
to a peer counselor?
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Why?
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I can't divulge
that information.
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There's a little thing
called confidential--esness?
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So, are you guys serious?
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Yeah, we're thinking
about moving in together.
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Wow.
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What? Bad idea?
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No, no, I just...
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I never thought
she'd try that again.
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Wow.
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Listen, I'm sorry
I can't talk to you about Darlene,
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but, you know,
if you wanna talk about your feelings...
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Actually, this moving in
thing together,
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it's a little scary,
you know?
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Yeah. Yes, it can be.
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You don't think
it's a good idea, do you?
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Oh, quite the opposite.
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I think it'll be
a great test for Darlene.
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And for you, well...
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what doesn't kill us
only makes us stronger.
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Hey, David, where were you
for dinner last night?
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Everybody picked
the cauliflower
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out of their
mixed vegetables,
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but you weren't here
to eat it.
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Um...I was--
I joined a team at school.
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A debate team.
And, uh, we had a game.
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Don't try to lie
to me, David.
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Sorry.
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You've got a new
girlfriend, don't ya?
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Yes.
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How come she's such
a huge secret?
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Uh, she's very--
She's ugly.
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How ugly?
[door closes]
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Circus ugly?
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Hey, David,
where've you been?
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Dating a really
ugly girl.
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Good for him.
[door closes]
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Hey, D.J.,
do you have enough room
247
00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:27,400
in those pants there?
248
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,934
Don't tell me,
you're the back of the horse.
249
00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:32,934
They're mine.
Dad bought 'em for me.
250
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:34,234
Well, isn't that sweet?
251
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:36,567
Today my little boy
is a Crypt.
252
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:37,901
No, he just wants
to look good
253
00:12:37,901 --> 00:12:40,133
for his first day
on the job. Really?
254
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,834
You mean he's ready
to come back to work?
255
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:45,400
Oh, Dan, tonight
no foreplay.
256
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,300
Well...
257
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,767
he's gonna be learnin'
all about responsibility.
258
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:53,701
Yep, just like you wanted.
259
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:56,000
He's coming to work
with me at the garage. Isn't that great?
260
00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:02,601
You're so delighted,
you could barely speak.
261
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,434
[clang]
262
00:13:05,434 --> 00:13:08,901
You're rewarding me
by making sloppy joes.
263
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,400
And then now
you're gonna put on
264
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,567
something frilly
for dinner.
265
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,234
What's wrong?
266
00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:27,534
He won't be hanging out
with those thugs.
267
00:13:27,534 --> 00:13:29,567
Why are getting
so bent out of shape?
268
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,767
Let's just drop it, Dan.
269
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,667
He's working for you
and that is that.
270
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,133
And I hope
the two of you have
271
00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:37,267
a very happy time together.
272
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,467
Wait a minute,
are you jealous?
273
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:42,067
Don't be ridiculous.
274
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:44,467
You're upset because
he's spending time with me?
275
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:46,167
No!
276
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:51,334
I'm upset because he's not
spending any time with me.
277
00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:54,467
Oh. Oh, honey...
278
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,133
I thought you were
worried about him becoming a delinquent.
279
00:13:57,133 --> 00:14:00,367
Oh, please, Dan.
I think you know me better than that.
280
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,801
He can mug old ladies
for all I care,
281
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,000
as long as he comes home
at the end of the day
282
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,367
and tells me
how it went.
283
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,901
He loves you, honey.
284
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:12,934
Everybody loves me, Dan.
We're not talking about love.
285
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,667
We're talking about time.
286
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,067
[sniffles]
287
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,400
We used to do things
together, you know?
288
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,701
I'd cut his hair
289
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:23,634
and we'd bake
M&M cookies and...
290
00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:26,100
we'd send pizzas
over to the convent.
291
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,300
You know, mother-son
type things.
292
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:31,868
A 13-year-old boy
doesn't have
293
00:14:31,868 --> 00:14:35,133
much in common
with a 42-year-old woman.
294
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:38,400
Actually, if he did,
we'd be worried.
295
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,634
Yeah, but he still
likes you.
296
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:41,801
You get to be
the buddy
297
00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,434
and I'm stuck
being the mom.
298
00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:44,734
Oh, it's just a phase.
299
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:47,067
You'll have him back
in a few years.
300
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:50,000
Oh, yeah, well,
after a few years with you,
301
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,534
I ain't gonna
want him back.
302
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,634
Hey, Jimmy.
Funny runnin' into you here.
303
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:06,400
Yeah, just like
the library yesterday.
304
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,300
And the cafeteria
and the bowling alley.
305
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,534
It's amazing how we just keep
bumping into each other.
306
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:15,000
Yeah, well, listen,
uh, I hope we can talk about something
307
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,234
other than Darlene
this time,
308
00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:19,334
because last time
I was pretty uncomfortable.
309
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,033
Don't worry about it.
310
00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,868
So how's that
whole thing goin'?
311
00:15:24,868 --> 00:15:26,601
Stop it.
What?
312
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:28,200
Look, I went to that
peer counseling office.
313
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,701
They've never
heard of you.
314
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:35,000
Well, that's 'cause I do
a lot of work...undercover.
315
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,200
Cut the crap.
316
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,434
Look, I know you wanna
break me and Darlene up.
317
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:40,534
I do not.
318
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,467
Yes, you do,
and I know why.
319
00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:43,934
I know your
whole story, man.
320
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:48,300
I'm sorry.
321
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,267
I was just desperate.
322
00:15:50,267 --> 00:15:51,767
Why'd you have
to come on to me
323
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:53,167
if you knew I was straight?
324
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:02,167
What?
325
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,300
You think I'm gay?
326
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,901
What would make you
think I'm gay?
327
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:06,767
Come on, Craig,
it was pretty obvious
328
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:07,934
the first time I met you.
329
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,767
What made it obvious?
330
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:11,767
A lot of things.
331
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:14,501
A lot of things
like what?
332
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:15,667
[sighs]
333
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,501
Well, for one,
you told me you were an artist.
334
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,834
Well, you're
a ballet dancer, for God's sakes!
335
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:24,267
You ever had
your butt kicked by a ballet dancer?
336
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,334
What are you doing here?
337
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,567
Wait a minute,
you do know Craig?
338
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,000
This is Craig?
339
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,567
The gay guy that's
been hitting on you?
340
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:34,334
I am not gay!
341
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:36,000
I want some answers!
342
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,868
No, me first.
Come here.
343
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:39,267
Wait a minute,
I wanna hear this.
344
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,634
Sit down!
345
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:42,634
Not you.
Come here!
346
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,701
What the hell
are you doing here? I don't know.
347
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:46,701
When I heard that
you guys might move in together,
348
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,234
I felt like I had
to do something.
349
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:49,534
So you told
my boyfriend
350
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:52,167
you were a gay guy
named Craig?
351
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,901
No, I didn't
tell him I was gay, he could just tell.
352
00:16:54,901 --> 00:16:56,934
I mean, no.
353
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,300
You know what I mean.
354
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,167
David, why are you
messing with my life?
355
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,334
I just didn't want you
to move in with him.
356
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:03,467
I wanted to stop it.
357
00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,701
I can't even look at you.
358
00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:07,100
This is, like,
the most pathetic thing
359
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,434
you've ever done.
360
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,501
Is not.
361
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:12,200
Wait a minute, pal.
362
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,601
If you weren't after me,
why were you trying
363
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,567
to break me
and my girlfriend up?
364
00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,734
Well...
365
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,334
see...
366
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,734
Wow, who's he?
367
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:39,167
Mm, I'm kinda nervous.
368
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,100
I've never had
a job interview before.
369
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,667
I got all my other jobs
when I was just walking by.
370
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,601
So, tell us,
Ms. Flagler,
371
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:53,000
why The Lunchbox,
why a busperson?
372
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,100
Well, until
my boyfriend's band
373
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,300
gets a record deal,
he thought I should work,
374
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,834
'cause, you know,
he's never had a job before.
375
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:03,033
And they say all
the good ones are taken.
376
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,767
I know.
I'm really lucky.
377
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:08,334
He says when he gets famous,
he's gonna take care of me.
378
00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:10,667
Well, that is the good thing
about rock stars:
379
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,300
they're so loyal.
380
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,801
Uh, Ms. Flagler,
this position
381
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:20,567
requires someone
with experience.
382
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,434
Have you done anything
prior to this
383
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,300
in the bussing field?
384
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,200
I think I can handle it.
385
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,834
Okay, Stacey,
uh, Mrs. Conner and I
386
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,434
always like to discuss
the applicant
387
00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:36,667
before we reach
a decision.
388
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,701
If you will excuse us
for one minute,
389
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:43,467
we will retire to the...
area that we--
390
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,934
[snickers]
391
00:18:44,934 --> 00:18:48,901
like to call--
Those cannot be real.
392
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,133
Think about it,
Jackie,
393
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:52,167
she'd be really great
for business.
394
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,100
How do you figure?
395
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,567
Wake up, Jackie.
Even I'm gettin' a woody.
396
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:04,334
Hey.
397
00:19:04,334 --> 00:19:06,234
What do you want?
398
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,734
Mom, I want
my job back. Please.
399
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:11,300
I mean, I just hated
working at the garage.
400
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,033
All I did was move
heavy boxes, so I quit.
401
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:19,033
Well, D.J., um,
I don't know
402
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,667
if I can take you back
because we've already
403
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,734
filled the position.
404
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,534
Congratulations, Stacey,
you got the job.
405
00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:27,901
Cool. Hey, when does
my insurance start?
406
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,634
'Cause I need some shots.
407
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,267
That's not fair;
I just quit the garage!
408
00:19:35,267 --> 00:19:36,400
Well, I don't know.
409
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,334
Maybe we could use
two buspersons around here,
410
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:42,567
but I really don't know
if I should hire you back
411
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:43,701
after the way
you were acting
412
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,367
around here, D.J.
413
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:49,067
I think, at least,
you owe me an apology.
414
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,634
I'm sorry.
415
00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,000
Tell me you love me.
416
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,334
What?
417
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,968
Tell me you love me
or no job.
418
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:03,734
All right,
I love you. Jeez.
419
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:06,467
Great, that's wonderful.
420
00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,767
Okay, welcome back.
421
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:12,100
Well, do you think
tonight you could go to a movie with me?
422
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,934
Yeah, sure.
423
00:20:13,934 --> 00:20:16,133
But, you know, D.J.,
I don't approve of movies
424
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,567
with sex
and violence in 'em,
425
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:21,868
so you'll just have to
pick one or the other.
426
00:20:21,868 --> 00:20:24,334
Okay.
Okay.
427
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,734
You get your job back?
428
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,767
Yeah.
429
00:20:30,767 --> 00:20:32,601
You ask your mom
to take you to the movies?
430
00:20:32,601 --> 00:20:35,100
Yeah.
Good work.
431
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,601
Well, how 'bout
at the movie
432
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,067
I have to buy
some popcorn?
433
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:42,968
Nice touch.
434
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:46,767
You know, D.J.,
you're really doing
435
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,701
a good thing
for your mom here.
436
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,701
One day, you're gonna be
really glad you came back.
437
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,334
I'm already glad.
438
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,567
Did you see
the new busboy?
439
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,601
** ['80s porn]
440
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,767
You know, Stacey,
things have sure changed around here
441
00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:22,033
ever since you started
workin' at The Box.
442
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,400
Have they ever!
443
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,868
What do you mean?
444
00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:29,968
Hello.
445
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:32,334
Some sailors told me
this was the place to come
446
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,801
for a loose meat sandwich.
447
00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:38,734
My, you're certainly
an attractive man.
448
00:21:38,734 --> 00:21:39,868
Too bad I'm married.
449
00:21:39,868 --> 00:21:43,767
Oh, wait, I forgot.
I'm a huge slut.
450
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:46,033
I've always been a nice girl.
451
00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:50,467
I wish someone could
teach me to be bad.
452
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,334
Oops...
453
00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:58,934
I got whipped cream
on your shirt.
454
00:21:58,934 --> 00:22:02,367
Let me clean
that up for you.
455
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:05,567
Yeah. And, you know,
this belt doesn't really
456
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:09,467
go with these pants.
457
00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:10,968
Would you like
to hear about
458
00:22:10,968 --> 00:22:14,767
our three-for-one special?
459
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,734
How would you like
to get all hot
460
00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:19,734
and sweaty and gooey
and slippery?
461
00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:20,667
[snap]
[gasps]
462
00:22:35,767 --> 00:22:38,067
Man, don't you guys
ever clean this thing?
463
00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:56,234
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