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( harmonica wails )
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( theme music playing )
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( laughing )
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TV announcer:
The arena's filledto capacity tonight...
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DAD, WHO'S THIS?
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The game of the year.
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THE REAL
HANDSOME GUY THERE?
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THAT'S ME.
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NO, REALLY.
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AFRAID SO, PAL.
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THAT WAS TAKEN THE DAY
YOUR MOM AND ME GOT MARRIED.
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YOU LOOK YOUNG.
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WELL, WE GOT MARRIED
WHEN WE WERE ABOUT YOUR AGE.
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DAD, YOU SAID
THE BASEBALL GAME WAS ON.
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IT IS, THIS IS
THE PRE-GAME SHOW.
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MY GOD, YOU GOT
THE PRE-GAME SHOW,
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THE POST-GAME SHOW,
THE HALFTIME SHOW, AND HIGHLIGHTS AT 11.
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YOU DON'T EVEN
NEED THE GAME.
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MAN CANNOT LIVE
BY HIGHLIGHTS ALONE.
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( rock music plays loudly )
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BECKY!
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BABY, WILL YOU GO
UP THERE AND TELL HER TO TURN THAT DOWN?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOUR LEG'S BUSTED?
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ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST
A HAIRLINE FRACTURE.
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I'LL BE SITTING
FOR MOST OF THE GAME.
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BECKY!
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ROCK AND ROLL!
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THAT DOES IT.
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CONNER'S UP.
HE'S MOVING ACROSS THE SIDELINE,
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HE BREAKS INTO A RUN.
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AND HE LOSES THE BALL
TO LIGHTNING FAST ROSEANNE THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE.
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( laughs )
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I'M DEAD.
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( sobbing playfully )
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DAN, SHE'S DEAD.
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WELL, THE GUEST ALWAYS
STAYS FOR A HOT MEAL
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I ALWAYS SAY,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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BUT ANYWAY, YOUR DINNER'S
IN THE OVEN.
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THANKS.
BOY, THIS JOB IS GRUELING.
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HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT WANTED TO STRIKE IT RICH
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IN THE NEWSPAPER GAME.
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( music continues )
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BECKY!GOD.
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( telephone rings )
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I GOT IT!
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WHAT IS IT?
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WOULD YOU
PLEASE TURN THAT DOWN.
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- I'M TRYING TO WATCH A GAME.
- I'M TRYING TO LEARN BIOLOGY.
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WELL, ALL YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT BIOLOGY
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IS THAT THE HEAD BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE NECK BONE,
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AND THE NECK BONE'S
GONNA BE BROKEN
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UNLESS YOU GET UP THERE
AND TURN THAT DOWN.
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WHO WAS IT?
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OH, IT WAS MRS. CLYDE.
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SHE CLAIMS SHE NEVER
GOT HER NEWSPAPER.
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THAT'S THE SECOND TIME
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SHE'S CLAIMED THAT
THIS WEEK, DARLENE.
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- YOU BETTER GET OVER THERE.
- I CAN'T.I'M ALL OUT.
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WELL, HERE.
TAKE THIS ONE OF ME AND DAD'S.
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I AIN'T DONE
WITH THAT YET.
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WELL, YOUR DAUGHTER'S
IN CAREER CRISIS HERE.
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HOP TO IT.
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I NEED SOME TIME OFF.
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OH-HO-HO,
YOU NEED SOME TIME OFF.
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I NEED A VACATION.
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YOU NEED A VACATION.
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I HAVEN'T HAD ONE DAY OFF
SINCE THE DAY I MARRIED YOU.
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- SURE YOU HAVE.
- OH, I HAVE NOT.
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- WHAT ABOUT OUR HONEYMOON?
- WHAT HONEYMOON?
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EIGHTEEN HOURS
ON YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSEBOAT
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DOES NOT A HONEYMOON MAKE.
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I HAPPEN TO RECALL THAT
THAT WAS A VERITABLE LOVEFEST.
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OH, COME ON, WE NEVER HAD
A REAL HONEYMOON, AND YOU KNOW IT.
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IT'S THE ONE MISSING PIECE
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IN AN OTHERWISE
PICTURE PERFECT ROMANCE.
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ROSEANNE, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT YOU WANT A HONEYMOON?
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NO, I'M SAYING I WANNA
BE TARRED AND FEATHERED.
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COME ON, BABE.
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WE GOT TWO JOBS
AND THREE KIDS. WE AIN'T GOT THE TIME.
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WELL, WE COULD MAKE TIME.
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I BET EACH OF US COULD GET
A WEEK OFF NEXT MONTH.
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YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS, AIN'T YOU?
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NO, I JUST BROUGHT IT UP
TO COMPLICATE YOUR LIFE.
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ALL RIGHT...
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NOTHING COMPLICATED
ABOUT THAT.
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- WE'LL GO ON A HONEYMOON.
- WHERE ARE WE GONNA GO?
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( sighs )
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WELL, I'LL CALL
MY COUSIN AND SEE IF HIS HOUSEBOAT'S FREE.
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I WANNA GO
SOMEPLACE ROMANTIC.
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ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T
PICK SOMETHING ROMANTIC?
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YEAH.
YOU ARE NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL.
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I AM A HOPELESS ROMANTIC.
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WELL, YOU'RE HOPELESS.
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I AM THE KING OF ROMANCE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
LEARNED IT FROM THE QUEEN.
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- OH, YEAH?
- YEAH.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'RE
MORE ROMANTIC THAN I AM?
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I MOST "SOITENLY" AM.
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ALL RIGHT,
YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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YOU PICK A HONEYMOON SPOT,
I'LL PICK A HONEYMOON SPOT,
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THEN WE'LL SEE WHICH
ONE'S THE MOST ROMANTIC.
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YOU'RE ON, BEEF BOY.
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HEY, ROSIE,
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WHAT IF WE BOTH WIND UP
PICKING THE SAME THING?
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IT'LL MEAN WE'RE ACTUALLY
MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
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NO, IT WON'T MEAN THAT.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE MY IDEA OF A PERFECT HONEYMOON?
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MEL GIBSON
AND A STICK OF BUTTER.
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( laughing )
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I'M SERIOUS.
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NO, IT'D BE AN ENTIRE MONTH
ON A GREEK ISLAND
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IN A QUAINT LITTLE HOUSE
UP IN THE MOUNTAINS
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BUT NOT TOO FAR AWAY
FROM THE BEACH.
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AH, THAT SOUNDS
REAL GOOD.
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THE ONLY THING
THAT'S MISSING IS YOUR HUSBAND.
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THAT'S WHY IT'S
THE PERFECT HONEYMOON.
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OH, I GET IT.
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HEY, DARLENE,
YOU'RE LATE.
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I KNOW.
I GOT HUNG UP AT SCHOOL.
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TWO PEOPLE
ALREADY'S BEEN CALLING LOOKING FOR THEIR NEWSPAPERS.
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DAMN.
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WELL, THERE'S
NO NEED TO CUSS, FOR HELL'S SAKE.
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BRING IT OUT.
I'LL HELP YOU FOLD THEM UP.
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THANKS.HERE.
I'LL FOLD THE REST.
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ALL RIGHT.
SIS, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, HUH?
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SO, YOU GONNA
WATCH OUR KIDS
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WHEN ME AND DAN
GOES ON OUR HONEYMOON?
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SURE, BUT YOU'RE
NOT GONNA GO ANYWHERE.
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SO NOW YOU'RE
READING THE FUTURE, RIGHT?
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NOW YOU GOT E.S.P.
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EVERY TIME YOU AND DAN PLAN
A TRIP, SOMETHING HAPPENS.
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AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS?
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OH, ENLIGHTEN ME,
SWAMI NANDA.
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T
REALLY WANNA GO,
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BECAUSE YOU
THINK THAT NOBODY CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU.
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WELL, THEY CAN'T.
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BECAUSE YOU THINK
YOU'RE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
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WELL, THINGS DO
REVOLVE AROUND ME.
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- HI, AUNT JACKIE.
- HI, KIDDO.
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- HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
- ALL RIGHT, EXCEPT FOR BIOLOGY.
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MR. HODGES IS MAKING US
DISSECT A FROG IN LAB.
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- I REMEMBER WHEN
WE HAD TO DO THAT. - YEAH, ME, TOO.
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I'M IN CLASS
WITH THIS BIG GUY.
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HE'S ON
THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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I CUT INTO MY FROG,
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HE GOES DOWN
LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
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YOU KNOW, COLD FAINT,
CUTS UP HIS CHIN.
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REALLY?
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ASK YOUR DAD
TO SHOW YOU HIS SCAR.
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WELL, YOU GUYS
MAY HAVE DONE IT,
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BUT I THINK IT'S
MORALLY WRONG TO HACK UP POOR, DEFENSELESS ANIMALS.
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THE FROG'S
ALREADY DEAD BY THE TIME YOU'RE HACKING ON IT, AIN'T IT?
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BUT IF I DIDN'T
HAVE TO DISSECT IT, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO KILL IT.
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IF YOU DON'T WANNA
DO IT, DON'T DO IT.
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BUT THEN I'LL FLUNK LAB
AND BRING MY "A" AVERAGE DOWN TO A "C."
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BECKY, IF YOU FEEL
STRONGLY ABOUT SOMETHING, YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.
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YOU WON'T GET MAD
IF I GET A "C"?
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THE ONLY TIME I'D
EVER GET MAD AT YOU
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IS IF YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
THAT YOU KNOW IS NOT RIGHT.
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THANKS.
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( telephone rings )
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I GOT IT.
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IF THAT'S ONE
OF MY CUSTOMERS, TELL 'EM I'M ALREADY GONE.
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HELLO.
OH, HI, MRS. CLYDE.
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SHE'LL PROBABLY GONNA
CALL MY BOSS AND COMPLAIN.
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YOUR PAPER SHOULD
BE THERE ANY MINUTE.
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OKAY, BYE.
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DARLENE, YOU BETTER MOVE.
SHE SOUNDED ANGRY.
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I'M MOVING, I'M MOVING.
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BECKY, GO WASH UP
FOR DINNER NOW.
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- OH, WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
- FROG LEGS.
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YOU'RE SO DEMENTED.
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- HEY, BABY, I'M HOME.
- HEY, ME, TOO.
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- HEY, JACKIE.
- HEY.
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- YOU GONNA STAY FOR DINNER?
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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- WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
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CAN'T A GUY HAVE
A GOOD DAY ONCE IN A WHILE?
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WELL, NOT THAT GOOD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SMILING AT, HOT STUFF?
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WELL-- WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT'S THIS IN MY POCKET?
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IT COULD BE.
IT MIGHT BE.
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IT IS.HOLY COW.
IT'S A HONEYMOON.
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WHY, YES,
IT'S PARADISE.
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ANOTHER GUY
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WHO THINKS HE'S GOT
PARADISE IN HIS JEANS.
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( laughing )
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YEAH, PARADISE LOST.
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AHH.
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CACKLE, CACKLE, HENS.
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BABY, THIS PLACE
IS PERFECT FOR US.
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IT'S ROMANTIC,
IT'S SECLUDED,
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AND IT'S 400 MILES
FROM ANYBODY WHO'S EVER SEEN US IN OUR BATHROBES.
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OH!
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LOOK AT THIS.
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THE LAMONT CABINS,
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BOULDER LAKE,
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RHINELANDER, WISCONSIN.
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YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE HER CAMPING?
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Dan:
CAMPING?
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WE'RE TALKING LUXURY HERE.
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THESE CABINS
GOT EVERYTHING.
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ELECTRICITY,
HOT WATER, FULL KITCHEN.
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WELL, FULL KITCHEN.
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GEE, SIS,
THAT'S JUST THE GETAWAY YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
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WE'LL BE DINING
AT THE LODGE.
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WELL, MAYBE
IF WE'RE LUCKY,
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WE CAN GET A TABLE
UNDER THE ANTLERS.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I TALKED TO A GUY
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DOWN AT THE LUMBER YARD
WHO WENT TO THIS PLACE.
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SAID HE HAD
THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.
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DID HE SAY WHAT KIND
OF TIME HIS WIFE HAD?
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HE AIN'T MARRIED--
WENT THERE WITH A BUNCH OF BUDDIES OF HIS.
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GEEZ, NOW, I DON'T HAVE
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THE INTENSE LUMBERYARD
CONNECTIONS THAT YOU GOT,
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BUT I DID MANAGE TO PUT
TOGETHER A HONEYMOON
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IN, UH, THE GRAND
DUCHESS HOTEL
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IN SARASOTA, FLORIDA.
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"GRAND DUCHESS RESORT HOTEL,
SARASOTA, FLORIDA."
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A-THA.
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IT'S THE PERFECT
HONEYMOON SPOT.
223
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,901
IT'S WARM
AND IT'S SUNNY.
224
00:10:12,901 --> 00:10:14,400
AND NOT ROMANTIC.
225
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,901
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
226
00:10:15,901 --> 00:10:19,100
WALKING HAND
IN HAND ON A BEACH. THAT AIN'T ROMANTIC?
227
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,467
YEAH, DODGING SEAGULLS
228
00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:22,467
AND 10,000 SUNBURNED TOURISTS.
229
00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:25,100
HONESTLY, JACKIE, I ASK YOU.
IS THAT ROMANTIC?
230
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,367
WELL, COFFEE SHOP'S
OPEN UNTIL 9:00.
231
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,033
OOH!
232
00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,701
WELL, NOW,
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
233
00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:35,200
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
AND I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
234
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,868
JUST-- JUST PICK.
GO ANYWHERE.
235
00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:40,200
WELL, I'M NOT
GOING THERE.
236
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,901
THERE'S NOT
NOTHING FOR ME TO DO IN A PLACE LIKE THAT.
237
00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:44,300
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
238
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,300
THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF
FOR YOU TO DO THERE.
239
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,067
THERE'S STUFF FOR YOU TO DO.
240
00:10:48,067 --> 00:10:50,367
THERE'S HUNTING,
FISHING, TRACKING MOOSE.
241
00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:53,868
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
FORAGE FOR NUTS AND BERRIES?
242
00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:55,534
CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
243
00:10:55,534 --> 00:10:57,067
Both: NO.
244
00:10:58,234 --> 00:11:01,200
HONEY, I'M JUST NOT
GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE
245
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,901
AT SOMEPLACE
WITH PALM TREES
246
00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:05,901
AND MARBLE FLOORS.
247
00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:08,100
WELL, DO YOU THINK
I'M GONNA HAVE FUN
248
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,767
AT SOMEPLACE FAMOUS
FOR LIGHTNING BUGS?
249
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:14,567
THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO SETTLE IT-- SEPARATE HONEYMOONS.
250
00:11:14,567 --> 00:11:16,200
- NO.
- HMM.
251
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:21,601
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SETTLE IT.
252
00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:23,801
CALL IT IN THE AIR.
HEADS OR TAILS.
253
00:11:23,801 --> 00:11:25,334
FLORIDA.
254
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,033
HEY, GET YOUR GRUBBY PAW
OUT OF THAT CEREAL BOX, WOULD YA?
255
00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:36,133
I'M LOOKING FOR THE TOY.
256
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:39,400
WELL, I ALREADY TOOK IT
OUT OF THERE, SEE.
257
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,133
IF YOU'RE REAL NICE,
MAYBE I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH IT.
258
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:45,634
- I'LL BE NICE.
- LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE.
259
00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:47,634
YOU KNOW, DAN,
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
260
00:11:47,634 --> 00:11:49,200
FOR YOU
TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
261
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,067
AND COME WITH ME
TO THE REMARKABLE SUNSHINE STATE.
262
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:54,167
BUT, HONEY, THERE WON'T
BE NO SUNSHINE IN FLORIDA.
263
00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:56,167
I WON'T BE THERE.
264
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:59,901
OH, I GUESS THEN
I'LL JUST BE SITTING IN MY DELUXE SUITE,
265
00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:01,534
CRYING OUT MY EYES
266
00:12:01,534 --> 00:12:04,067
'CAUSE I CAN'T SHARE
A CONCRETE SHOWER WITH FOUR OTHER CABINS.
267
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,300
( telephone rings )
268
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,300
I BET THAT'S THEM
OLD CABINS RIGHT NOW
269
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,367
WONDERING WHAT COLOR
BUG LIGHT YOU WANT.
270
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,200
Darlene:
I GOT IT!
271
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,968
- HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- SURE.WHY?
272
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,734
WELL, YOU JUST WALKED BY
A RINGING PHONE.
273
00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:20,734
MOM, PLEASE, I HAVE A LOT
OF THINGS ON MY MIND.
274
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:23,667
HODGES IS GONNA
MAKE ME RIP THE GUTS OUT OF SOME FROG.
275
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:26,067
YUM.MORE CEREAL, ANYONE?
276
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,300
YES, PLEASE.
277
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:30,367
I DON'T SEE
HOW ANY OF YOU CAN EAT.
278
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:31,767
PASS THE MILK.
279
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:34,133
THERE YOU GO.
280
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,934
I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO, MOM.
281
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:39,400
YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER
YOU FEEL IS RIGHT, OKAY?
282
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,367
- YOU KEEP THE FAITH.
- YEAH.
283
00:12:42,868 --> 00:12:45,000
DARLENE, WHO WAS THAT?
284
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,234
OH, IT WAS MR. ATTLEROY,
MY BOSS AT THE NEWSPAPER.
285
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,234
- AND WHAT DID HE WANT?
- HE WANTS TO SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL.
286
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,567
I GUESS HE DIDN'T GET
HIS PAPER YET EITHER.
287
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,968
AH!
288
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:10,567
WELL, MOM, I DID IT.
289
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:13,234
I TOLD HODGES
I WOULDN'T CUT UP THAT FROG.
290
00:13:13,234 --> 00:13:16,400
WELL, I BET THAT FROG
IS PRETTY GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
291
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400
YEAH, BUT HODGES WASN'T.
292
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,767
THANKS TO HIM,
I GOT A "C" ON MY RECORD.
293
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,167
YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD
OF THAT "C," BECKY.
294
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,267
I AM.
YOU PUT YOURSELF ON THE LINE FOR THAT.
295
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:27,934
IT'S NOT FAIR.
296
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:29,934
I'M THE BEST STUDENT
IN THE CLASS,
297
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,334
AND EVERYONE
ELSE IS GONNA GET A BETTER GRADE THAN ME.
298
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,734
THAN I.
299
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:37,434
WELL, NOBODY'S GONNA
DO BETTER THAN YOU IN ENGLISH.
300
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:40,234
YOU KNOW, WHEN I TOLD
HODGES I WOULDN'T DO IT,
301
00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:41,734
ALL THE KIDS CHEERED.
302
00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:45,067
BUT THEN TWO SECONDS LATER,
THEY STARTED CUTTING UP THEIR FROGS.
303
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,634
WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.
304
00:13:46,634 --> 00:13:49,467
WELL, BECKY, YOU ARE
THE BEST STUDENT IN THAT CLASS,
305
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,467
AND IT'S JUST TOO BAD
THEY DON'T GIVE OUT GRADES
306
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,467
FOR STANDING UP
FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN.
307
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:56,200
I STILL DON'T BELIEVE
I GOT A "C."
308
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,434
BECKY, IF YOU
WANTED AN "A,"
309
00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:00,434
YOU WOULD'VE
CUT UP THAT FROG.
310
00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:02,634
BUT INSTEAD
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
311
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,334
THE HIP THING,
THE NOW THING,
312
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,334
THE HAPPENING THING,
THE '90s THING.
313
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:09,133
THEN HOW COME
I FEEL SO LOUSY?
314
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,601
I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE
YOUR BODY'S STARTING
315
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,334
TO REJECT THE "C."
316
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:19,033
( deep voice )
WHERE BE THE WHITE WHALE?
317
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,834
ARRGH!
318
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,067
ARRGH!
319
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,200
( telephone rings )
320
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,968
ARRGH.
321
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,501
D.J., LET ME KNOW
IF THEY RUN.
322
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,501
I'M GONNA GO
UPSTAIRS AND STUDY.
323
00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:35,501
I CAN'T AFFORD
TO SCREW ANYTHING ELSE UP THIS SEMESTER.
324
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,300
HEY, STICK 'EM UP.
325
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,300
DON'T TRY
NOTHIN' FUNNY, PARTNER.
326
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,167
JUST HAND ME OVER THAT MONEY.
327
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,634
HOW MUCH IS THIS?
328
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,968
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT.
329
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:49,033
- WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
330
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,300
BUY ME SOMETHING NICE.
331
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,000
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
332
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,868
A HONEYMOON
IN SARASOTA, FLORIDA.
333
00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:57,367
WHAT'S A HONEYMOON?
334
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,501
I DON'T KNOW,
I NEVER HAD ONE.
335
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,601
OH, DARLENE,
MRS. CLYDE JUST CALLED.
336
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:05,601
SHE SAID SHE'S LOOKED
IN ALL HER PUDDLES,
337
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:07,601
AND SHE STILL CAN'T
FIND HER NEWSPAPER.
338
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,734
WELL, THAT'S NOT
MY PROBLEM ANYMORE.
339
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:10,934
AND WHY IS THAT?
340
00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:14,000
MR. ATTLEROY
GAVE ME THE AX.
341
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,067
WELL, DARLENE, NOW THAT
YOU'VE GOT SOME FREE TIME,
342
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,100
COULD I GET
A MINUTE WITH YOU?
343
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,467
CAN I AT LEAST GET A SNACK
BEFORE YOU CHOP MY HEAD OFF?
344
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,767
NO.SIT.
345
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,400
ALL RIGHT,
START TALKING.
346
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,601
WELL, IT'S
A LONG, BORING STORY.
347
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,434
THAT'S A GOOD BEGINNING.
348
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:34,167
KEEP GOING.
349
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,801
WELL, I FIGURED
A PAPER ROUTE WAS AN EASY WAY
350
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,300
TO MAKE
SOME MONEY.
351
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,200
DARLENE, THERE'S
NO EASY WAY TO MAKE MONEY.
352
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,133
IF THERE WAS, YOUR MOTHER
WOULD'VE FOUND IT BY NOW.
353
00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:47,033
LET'S FACE IT, DARLENE.
354
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,567
YOU QUIT ON THAT JOB
A LONG TIME BEFORE ATTLEROY FIRED YOU.
355
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,300
- MAYBE I DID.
- YOU DID.
356
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,267
ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'M 11 YEARS OLD.
357
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:59,033
I FIGURED
WHY NOT ENJOY MYSELF.
358
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,634
I CAN LIVE
ON MY ALLOWANCE FOR A FEW MORE YEARS.
359
00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:05,367
I GUESS YOU AIN'T HEARD
ABOUT THE LAY-OFF THEN, HUH?
360
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:08,434
ME AND YOUR DADDY
CAN ONLY AFFORD TO SUPPORT TWO KIDS NOW.
361
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,067
WELL, WHO'S
GONNA TELL D.J.?
362
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,133
- HEY, YOU'RE GONNA
BE PROUD OF BECKY. - WHY'S THAT?
363
00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,868
BECAUSE SHE TOOK
A "C" IN BIOLOGY,
364
00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:23,133
RATHER THAN COMMIT
ANIMAL GENOCIDE.
365
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,133
GOOD FOR HER.
366
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:29,000
HEY, I GOT FOUR "C"s AND
NOBODY CONGRATULATED ME.
367
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,133
"C"s COME EASY
FOR YOU, HONEY.
368
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,267
BECKY REALLY HAD
TO WORK FOR HER "C."
369
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:36,067
WELL, THE FIRST ONE
WAS THE HARDEST FOR ME, TOO.
370
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,934
( laughing )
371
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,868
YOU KNOW, DAN,
I REALLY ADORE YOUR KIDS.
372
00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:45,200
YEAH?
373
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,400
I'D SAY WE'RE
THREE FOR THREE.
374
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,267
YOU KNOW, I THINK
OUR FIRST REAL TRY
375
00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,868
WAS ON MY
COUSIN'S HOUSEBOAT.
376
00:16:52,868 --> 00:16:54,033
( imitating whirring )
377
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:55,234
THE ONLY THING
378
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:57,634
I WAS REALLY TRYING
TO CONCEIVE ON THAT HOUSEBOAT
379
00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,067
WAS AN ESCAPE ROUTE.
380
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,534
YOU GUYS BUSY?
381
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:04,734
NO, WE WERE JUST
SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP.
382
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:06,767
YOU KNOW,
EVERY TIME YOU ARRIVE,
383
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:08,767
IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT
OF DAN'S DAY.
384
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:11,000
WELL, IT IS TODAY,
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SPENDING
385
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,834
A LOT OF TIME SINCE YESTERDAY
THINKING ABOUT YOUR GUY'S HONEYMOON.
386
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,234
YOU AIN'T GOING
WITH US.
387
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,734
ON THE CONTRARY.
388
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,167
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
ARGUING ABOUT IT FOR 15 YEARS.
389
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,801
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND
THE NEXT 15 YEARS ARGUING ABOUT IT.
390
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:24,234
SO I'VE DECIDED
THAT SINCE YOU GUYS WEREN'T GONNA TAKE ONE,
391
00:17:24,234 --> 00:17:26,234
I WAS GONNA
GIVE YOU ONE.
392
00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,734
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
393
00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,734
I BOOKED A SUITE
FOR THE WEEKEND
394
00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:31,334
AT WIZARD WORLD.
395
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:34,133
OH, BOY.WIZARD WORLD.
396
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,901
( Jackie laughing )
397
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:38,634
HOME OF THE WACKY,
WIGGLING WORM WATER RIDE.
398
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:40,934
BOY, I BET
YOU NEVER THOUGHT
399
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,934
WE WOULD BE SPENDING
THE WEEKEND THERE, HUH?
400
00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:46,234
- NOT WEALLY.
- Jackie: OH, FORGET IT.
401
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:47,767
YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING.
402
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,834
BECKY!DARLENE!
403
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,467
- D.J.!FRONT AND CENTER!
- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
404
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,234
I'M RUNNING AWAY
FOR THE WEEKEND,
405
00:17:54,234 --> 00:17:55,601
AND I'M TAKING
YOUR KIDS WITH ME.
406
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,000
YOU GUYS GET
TO STAY IN THE HOUSE AND HAVE YOUR HONEYMOON.
407
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,901
- YOU MEAN...?
- OOH, I HAVE TO BE ALONE WITH YOU?
408
00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:02,033
- OOH!
- A GIRL, OOH!
409
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,567
AND YOU BETTER MAKE
THE MOST OF IT, TOO,
410
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,601
BECAUSE THIS IS
THE LAST ANNIVERSARY PRESENT
411
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,601
YOU'RE GETTING
FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS.
412
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:11,501
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
THANK YOU, SIS.
413
00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,634
YOU GUYS, PACK YOUR BAGS
414
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,100
'CAUSE WE'RE GOING
TO WIZARD WORLD.
415
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,534
- ALL RIGHT!
- WIZARD WORLD?
416
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:18,901
FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
417
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:21,167
- ARE MOM AND DAD COMING?
- NO.
418
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,767
( all cheer )
419
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,901
ROSIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
420
00:18:49,901 --> 00:18:53,133
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU READY TO START?
421
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,234
I GUESS SO.
422
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,300
( laughing )
423
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,300
THIS IS WEIRD.
424
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,934
I KEEP WAITING FOR A KID
TO COME TEARING THROUGH HERE.
425
00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,234
WELL, DAN, NOW,
WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS
426
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,601
'CAUSE WE'RE
ON OUR HONEYMOON.
427
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,400
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
428
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,868
SIT.
429
00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:17,167
( barks )
430
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,300
OKAY, OUR HONEYMOON
431
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,434
HAS OFFICIALLY
STARTED.
432
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:23,734
IT HAS?
433
00:19:23,734 --> 00:19:26,200
YEAH,
HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR HONEYMOON SUITE?
434
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,901
I LIKE IT.
435
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:31,734
IT HAS A NICE, HOMEY
LIVED-IN FEEL TO IT.
436
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:34,033
ARE YOU READY
FOR ROMANCE?
437
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,601
ARE YOU?
438
00:19:35,601 --> 00:19:38,467
I WAS BORN READY.
439
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,200
( soft music playing )
440
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,534
- NICE TOUCH.
- I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE TOUCHING YET.
441
00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,467
( laughs )
442
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:50,167
NOW, WOULD YOU
LIKE CANDLELIGHT
443
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,634
OR CANDLELIGHT?
444
00:19:51,634 --> 00:19:53,267
HOW ABOUT...
445
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:54,701
CANDLELIGHT?
446
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,000
OKAY, NOW, WHICH
ONE DO YOU WANT?
447
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A RIPPLING STREAM
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OR A WATERFALL EFFECT?
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SURPRISE ME.
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ALL RIGHT.
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( trickling )
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THERE'S ONE
RIPPLING STREAM.
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THAT'S NICE.
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- A WATERFALL MIGHT BE NICER.
- YOU GOT IT.
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( streaming rapidly )
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WATCH OUT FOR THE MIST.
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SO THIS IS THE HONEYMOON
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
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NIAGARA FALLS!
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NIAGARA FALLS!
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( theme music playing )
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