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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,462 --> 00:00:04,796 [Whispering] You... 2 00:00:04,831 --> 00:00:07,332 son of a bitch. 3 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:15,941 That's right, Professor Stein! 4 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:17,776 You got bologna on your face, son! 5 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,578 You got lunch meat. 6 00:00:19,612 --> 00:00:21,480 Right on your face, kid! 7 00:00:21,514 --> 00:00:23,949 Dude, what are you doing? 8 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:25,417 You know exactly what I'm doing. 9 00:00:25,451 --> 00:00:27,052 Actually, I don't. 10 00:00:27,086 --> 00:00:28,921 Today is the first Friday in the month of March. 11 00:00:28,955 --> 00:00:29,955 Okay. 12 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:31,123 The day... 13 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,558 that Professor Bob Stein, 14 00:00:32,592 --> 00:00:34,459 paranormal forensic expert 15 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:36,094 from the university of Santa Barbara, 16 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:39,398 sends me a rejection letter to his annual 17 00:00:39,432 --> 00:00:42,301 cutting edge consultants convention. 18 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,002 Where... 19 00:00:44,037 --> 00:00:46,572 supernatural police consultants from all over the country 20 00:00:46,606 --> 00:00:48,507 gather for a two-day panel 21 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,075 and all receive major boosts 22 00:00:50,109 --> 00:00:51,944 to their career in the process. 23 00:00:51,978 --> 00:00:55,948 Where have you been the last three years, man? 24 00:00:55,982 --> 00:00:56,819 [Grunts] 25 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:59,350 Take it, Stein. 26 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:01,519 Shawn, I just met the woman of my dreams. 27 00:01:01,554 --> 00:01:03,254 She works at Johnny Rockets. 28 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:04,756 [Grunts] 29 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:08,193 Pimento... in your mouth. 30 00:01:08,227 --> 00:01:10,094 Dude, I just met my future bride. 31 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:13,865 She's working at a drive-through at Wienerschnitzel. 32 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:17,101 Now this is what's up, Stein. 33 00:01:17,136 --> 00:01:18,469 What's up? 34 00:01:18,504 --> 00:01:19,871 Shawn, guess who I met 35 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:23,942 walking into the gastroenterologist. 36 00:01:23,976 --> 00:01:25,443 All caught up 37 00:01:25,477 --> 00:01:27,078 in whatever girl you were chasing around 38 00:01:27,112 --> 00:01:28,146 and creeping out. 39 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:29,581 But I'm here for you now. 40 00:01:29,615 --> 00:01:31,216 You know what? It doesn't matter. 41 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,917 It doesn't fricking matter, Gus. You know why? 42 00:01:32,952 --> 00:01:34,886 'Cause Shawn Spencer-- that's me-- 43 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,222 doesn't need Professor Bob Stein 44 00:01:37,256 --> 00:01:38,990 or his convention of frauds! 45 00:01:39,024 --> 00:01:40,391 Technically, you're a fraud. 46 00:01:40,426 --> 00:01:41,659 If he wants to turn a blind eye 47 00:01:41,694 --> 00:01:42,961 to my skill set for four years running, 48 00:01:42,995 --> 00:01:44,062 then he can eat a hot steaming bowl 49 00:01:44,096 --> 00:01:45,096 of suck-it soup! 50 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,798 You know why? 51 00:01:46,832 --> 00:01:48,233 Because guess what I make from scratch every morning, 52 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:51,569 using only the freshest most organic ingredients 53 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:53,605 local farms. 54 00:01:53,639 --> 00:01:54,973 Suck-it soup? 55 00:01:55,007 --> 00:01:56,407 [Whispering] That's right, son. 56 00:01:56,442 --> 00:01:57,575 Shawn, this is not a rejection letter. 57 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:58,843 It's an invitation. 58 00:01:58,877 --> 00:02:00,945 What? 59 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,780 At doesn't belong to you. 60 00:02:02,815 --> 00:02:06,017 [Mumbles] 61 00:02:06,051 --> 00:02:07,352 Oh, my God, Gus! 62 00:02:07,386 --> 00:02:08,987 I did it! 63 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:10,588 I made it! 64 00:02:10,623 --> 00:02:11,623 Calm down. 65 00:02:11,657 --> 00:02:12,924 I did it! 66 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:17,128 Well, Detective Brannigan. 67 00:02:17,162 --> 00:02:19,030 I can certainly see 68 00:02:19,064 --> 00:02:21,132 why the mayor insisted on me hiring you 69 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:22,767 as our new head detective. 70 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:27,405 [Whistling] 71 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:31,843 Okay. 72 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:33,211 I would be lying if I said 73 00:02:33,245 --> 00:02:34,279 I wasn't impressed with your file. 74 00:02:34,313 --> 00:02:35,980 It's impeccable. 75 00:02:36,015 --> 00:02:37,856 One of the finest press records I've ever seen. 76 00:02:37,883 --> 00:02:39,951 Oh, you're too kind. 77 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,820 Look, um, full disclosure. 78 00:02:42,855 --> 00:02:44,055 You were not my first choice 79 00:02:44,089 --> 00:02:45,790 for the position of head detective. 80 00:02:45,824 --> 00:02:47,825 My former partner Juliet O'Hara was-- 81 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:49,027 Yeah, I got the lowdown. 82 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:50,495 Amazing detective. 83 00:02:50,529 --> 00:02:52,063 Intimidating. 84 00:02:52,097 --> 00:02:54,299 Gray pantsuits, the whole nine yards. 85 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:57,368 Very big heels to fill. 86 00:02:57,403 --> 00:02:59,637 I'm sorry, are you doing crafts on my table? 87 00:02:59,672 --> 00:03:01,306 Crafting, technically. 88 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:05,343 I am just an empty vessel for the universe to fill 89 00:03:05,377 --> 00:03:07,478 with whatever creative impulse 90 00:03:07,513 --> 00:03:09,914 it feels like expressing that day. 91 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:11,349 You like apple butter? 92 00:03:11,383 --> 00:03:12,884 I do not. 93 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:15,420 'Kay, now listen here. 94 00:03:15,454 --> 00:03:17,488 I work super-duper hard. 95 00:03:17,523 --> 00:03:19,057 And I always go by the book. 96 00:03:19,091 --> 00:03:20,491 I am a team player. 97 00:03:20,526 --> 00:03:23,761 And I always pack my own lunch. 98 00:03:23,796 --> 00:03:25,863 I made this for you 99 00:03:25,898 --> 00:03:29,100 as a gesture of platonic kindness. 100 00:03:32,304 --> 00:03:33,905 [Sighs] Did you see that? 101 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:34,939 - See what? - Ha-ha! 102 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:36,708 I have finally arrived, Gus! 103 00:03:36,742 --> 00:03:37,942 Look at my fans. 104 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:39,777 They're so sweet and respectful. 105 00:03:39,812 --> 00:03:41,412 I'm pretty sure they're just students, Shawn. 106 00:03:41,447 --> 00:03:42,947 It's okay, guys. 107 00:03:42,981 --> 00:03:45,783 I put these boxer briefs on one leg at a time. 108 00:03:45,818 --> 00:03:48,786 Shawn, Shawn Spencer. Hello, I-- 109 00:03:48,821 --> 00:03:51,522 Please, no pics or autographs until I go through the works. 110 00:03:51,557 --> 00:03:53,358 That's slang for hair and makeup. 111 00:03:53,392 --> 00:03:55,626 Spanx. Just a touch of bee pollen. 112 00:03:55,661 --> 00:03:57,428 [Laughing] No, I'm Randall Fishbeck. 113 00:03:57,463 --> 00:03:58,863 Assistant to Professor Stein. 114 00:03:58,897 --> 00:04:00,465 - Oh! - Oh, of course you are! 115 00:04:00,499 --> 00:04:02,367 Up high, Fish! 116 00:04:02,401 --> 00:04:04,202 Please don't play with my name. 117 00:04:04,236 --> 00:04:05,470 No can do. 118 00:04:05,504 --> 00:04:08,272 Tip-top on the crowd control, Fishman. 119 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:10,108 I feel good. I feel safe and secure. 120 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:11,476 Is there a greenroom, Randall? 121 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,644 If so, I drink only vitamin water. 122 00:04:13,679 --> 00:04:15,113 Not the sports drink, 123 00:04:15,147 --> 00:04:16,547 just regular Evian with crushed vitamins. 124 00:04:16,582 --> 00:04:18,149 Flintstones chewables. All Barneys. 125 00:04:18,183 --> 00:04:19,884 Come on, man! 126 00:04:19,918 --> 00:04:22,720 All I wanted was a minute with Professor Stein, all right? 127 00:04:22,755 --> 00:04:24,155 I shouldn't have been DB'd, man! 128 00:04:24,189 --> 00:04:27,225 I was wrongfully DB'd! 129 00:04:27,259 --> 00:04:28,926 Hey, Fishfry, who's the crazy guy? 130 00:04:28,961 --> 00:04:31,062 That's James Earl Craig. 131 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,417 That's the voice of Darth Vader? 132 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:34,098 That's James Earl Jones. 133 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:35,299 [Assumes British accent] May the force be with you. 134 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:36,634 That's Sir Alec Guinness. 135 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:39,070 Huh. I gotta see that flick again. 136 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:42,840 Well, it is just really sad, actually. 137 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:45,610 James Earl was LAPD's mind-reader consultant. 138 00:04:45,644 --> 00:04:47,245 He helped solve many cases 139 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,180 and was on our panel for several years. 140 00:04:49,214 --> 00:04:51,315 What happened? 141 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:54,819 Well, Professor Stein saw some red flags 142 00:04:54,853 --> 00:04:56,521 and discovered that he was a fraud. 143 00:04:56,555 --> 00:04:58,823 He outed James Earl at last year's convention. 144 00:04:58,857 --> 00:04:59,857 It was ugly. 145 00:04:59,892 --> 00:05:01,159 Ruined his career. 146 00:05:01,193 --> 00:05:03,327 Subsequently, LAPD cut him loose 147 00:05:03,362 --> 00:05:04,362 and he fell to pieces. 148 00:05:04,396 --> 00:05:05,596 Fishtank, let me say this. 149 00:05:05,631 --> 00:05:07,131 If I had one wish in the world, 150 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:08,366 it would be that frauds get what they deserve 151 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,934 and not go to heaven. 152 00:05:09,968 --> 00:05:11,369 That and that they're sentenced to fly around 153 00:05:11,403 --> 00:05:13,838 in those mirrors from Superman II. 154 00:05:13,872 --> 00:05:16,441 - Shawn-- - Frauds... those dicks. 155 00:05:16,475 --> 00:05:18,543 - Stop wishing. - Sure. 156 00:05:18,577 --> 00:05:20,511 Okay. [Sighs] 157 00:05:20,546 --> 00:05:24,348 - Whaaaaat's up? - Come on, son. 158 00:05:24,383 --> 00:05:26,984 Gentlemen, allow me to introduce 159 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:28,186 the distinguished Professor-- 160 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:30,888 - Professor Stein! 161 00:05:30,923 --> 00:05:32,223 I'm here! 162 00:05:32,257 --> 00:05:34,125 Let the Shawn Spencer era begin. 163 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,027 I'm sorry, I don't shake hands. 164 00:05:36,061 --> 00:05:38,896 Afraid you'll be penetrated by my magical psychic powers? 165 00:05:38,931 --> 00:05:41,532 That, and your hands are a cesspool of germs. 166 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:44,202 Mm. Then perhaps we should hip-bump. 167 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:46,637 Mr. Spencer, please say hello to your other panelists. 168 00:05:46,672 --> 00:05:49,407 - Oh. - That's Hazel Lazarus. 169 00:05:49,441 --> 00:05:52,477 New Orleans PD's gifted Wicca consultant. 170 00:05:52,511 --> 00:05:54,545 Witch. I like that very much. 171 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,481 And the fanny pack is a nice touch. 172 00:05:56,515 --> 00:05:57,915 This is a cingulum, 173 00:05:57,950 --> 00:06:00,751 which houses my incense, boline, and pentacle. 174 00:06:00,786 --> 00:06:02,887 Amateur. 175 00:06:02,921 --> 00:06:04,322 Hazel, let me just say that I think 176 00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:07,325 your magical sacred-circle ring is lovely. 177 00:06:07,359 --> 00:06:09,360 This is a wedding ring, fool. 178 00:06:09,394 --> 00:06:11,329 And Mr. Garth Mathers. 179 00:06:11,363 --> 00:06:13,264 Anchorage PD's ghost whisperer. 180 00:06:13,298 --> 00:06:15,032 And of course, Bernie. 181 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,667 Bernie? 182 00:06:16,702 --> 00:06:18,436 Bernie is my most trusted entity. 183 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:21,272 And over the years he's become my closest friend. 184 00:06:21,306 --> 00:06:22,373 Cut it out, Bernie. 185 00:06:22,407 --> 00:06:23,875 I'm serious. 186 00:06:23,909 --> 00:06:25,276 There's a ghost on the panel? Really? 187 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:26,944 Really. 188 00:06:26,979 --> 00:06:30,047 Bernie and I have assisted on 247 cases since '94. 189 00:06:30,082 --> 00:06:31,182 Wow. 190 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:33,050 Professor Stein, it's time. 191 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:34,452 Ah. Thanks, Guppy. 192 00:06:34,486 --> 00:06:36,020 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Guppy? 193 00:06:36,054 --> 00:06:38,523 We've been calling him Randall. 194 00:06:38,557 --> 00:06:40,057 Good old Randall, he's been with me 195 00:06:40,092 --> 00:06:41,092 since he was a little fish. 196 00:06:41,126 --> 00:06:43,928 Both: Oh. - Okay then. 197 00:06:43,962 --> 00:06:45,463 I will go out and warm up the crowd. 198 00:06:45,497 --> 00:06:47,732 And then I'll bring you out one by one. 199 00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:50,034 Shall we? 200 00:06:50,068 --> 00:06:54,071 [Crowd chattering] 201 00:06:54,106 --> 00:06:56,073 Oh, yeah. 202 00:06:56,108 --> 00:06:58,910 Oh, yeah. [Cheers and applause] 203 00:06:58,944 --> 00:07:00,912 Ladies and gents, welcome to 204 00:07:00,946 --> 00:07:04,782 the 2014 cutting edge consultants convention. 205 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:07,051 We have an amazing panel of the country's top... 206 00:07:07,085 --> 00:07:08,219 [Whispering] It's taken so long. 207 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:10,221 It feels so fricking sweet. 208 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,822 Yeah, sweet it is, but I think 209 00:07:11,857 --> 00:07:13,224 you better patch things up with Garth and Bernie. 210 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:14,659 They do not look happy. 211 00:07:14,693 --> 00:07:15,760 It doesn't matter, Gus. 212 00:07:15,794 --> 00:07:17,295 - It does matter. - Ow! 213 00:07:17,329 --> 00:07:19,330 Uh, hey, Garth. 214 00:07:19,364 --> 00:07:21,799 So how does one go about, you know, teaming up 215 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,601 - with a ghost? - Yeah. 216 00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:25,002 Bernie was a famous bear trapper 217 00:07:25,037 --> 00:07:26,737 in the Kodiak, in the 1830s. 218 00:07:26,772 --> 00:07:28,439 Oh. 219 00:07:28,473 --> 00:07:30,141 He also haunted my Aunt Junie's house up in Bethel. 220 00:07:30,175 --> 00:07:32,176 Well, that is an interesting twist 221 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:33,477 on "meet cute," huh? 222 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:34,979 Enough, faker. 223 00:07:35,013 --> 00:07:36,013 I'm sorry, I have to agree with Hazel here. 224 00:07:36,048 --> 00:07:37,815 I'm talking about you! 225 00:07:37,849 --> 00:07:40,117 James Earl should be here instead of your charlatan ass. 226 00:07:40,152 --> 00:07:42,753 He is a gifted mind reader and dear friend. 227 00:07:42,788 --> 00:07:45,456 Stein got it wrong. Yeah, I said it. 228 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,124 From New Orleans PD, Hazel Lazarus! 229 00:07:47,159 --> 00:07:50,461 Shawn, she just called you the devil. 230 00:07:50,495 --> 00:07:53,097 Shake it off, man. Shake it off. 231 00:07:53,131 --> 00:07:56,000 And, all the way from Anchorage, 232 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:59,637 Garth Mathers and his main spirit, Bernie. 233 00:07:59,671 --> 00:08:01,672 Let's do this, Bernie. [Cheers and applause] 234 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:04,175 - Go get 'em. - Suck it, Bernie. 235 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,310 All right, listen, man, this is my time. 236 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:08,012 Gus, this is my moment. 237 00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:09,347 You may have to hang back, 'cause I don't know 238 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:10,715 if there's room on the sofa for you. 239 00:08:10,749 --> 00:08:12,383 There's room on the sofa for me. 240 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:14,051 We hope there's room, but if there's not, 241 00:08:14,086 --> 00:08:15,987 you gonna have to lay horizontal at my feet, okay? 242 00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:17,722 Or go crisscross applesauce right in front of my knees. 243 00:08:17,756 --> 00:08:20,224 That SBPD's resident psychic consultant 244 00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:22,660 is in fact the real thing! 245 00:08:22,694 --> 00:08:24,729 - Take it, it's yours. - Here we go. Ready? You ready? 246 00:08:24,763 --> 00:08:30,001 Please give a-- [Clears throat forcefully] 247 00:08:30,035 --> 00:08:31,535 [Groans] 248 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,170 [All screaming] 249 00:08:33,205 --> 00:08:34,305 - Let's do this. - Put it in your pipe 250 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:36,140 and smoke it. 251 00:08:36,174 --> 00:08:38,075 [Screaming continues] 252 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:41,012 Boom! Aah! 253 00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:46,083 Let me hear it in the east! 254 00:08:46,118 --> 00:08:49,186 I know you can do better than that! 255 00:08:51,623 --> 00:08:54,525 - Dude. - What? 256 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:55,826 Oh. 257 00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:57,828 - Somebody help this man! - Man. 258 00:08:57,863 --> 00:09:01,032 [The Friendly Indians' I Know You Know] 259 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:03,267 I know you know 260 00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:04,622 that I'm not telling the truth 261 00:09:04,636 --> 00:09:07,004 I know you know 262 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,439 they just don't have any proof 263 00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:09,507 embrace the deception 264 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:11,509 learn how to bend 265 00:09:11,543 --> 00:09:13,044 your worst inhibitions 266 00:09:13,078 --> 00:09:16,113 tend to psych you out in the end 267 00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:18,983 I know you know [Screaming] 268 00:09:19,103 --> 00:09:22,526 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 269 00:09:22,766 --> 00:09:24,199 There's no shame in crying. 270 00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,168 Come on, it's okay, Bernie. 271 00:09:26,202 --> 00:09:27,536 Let it out, man. 272 00:09:27,571 --> 00:09:28,938 Come on. 273 00:09:28,972 --> 00:09:30,606 [Sniffling] 274 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,007 Oh, would you stop it? 275 00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:33,342 You hardly knew Stein. 276 00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:34,843 I'm a sympathetic crier, Shawn. 277 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:35,959 It's a fricking ghost, Gus. 278 00:09:35,979 --> 00:09:37,346 You can't see his face. 279 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,948 You can't see his tears. 280 00:09:38,982 --> 00:09:40,783 Now, Brannigan, I'm not saying 281 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:42,718 I want to hold your hand through this entire first case. 282 00:09:42,752 --> 00:09:45,087 Hey, you hold it if it helps. 283 00:09:45,121 --> 00:09:47,289 And don't be alarmed by the balminess. 284 00:09:47,324 --> 00:09:50,025 Bernie, take a seat, take a seat. 285 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:51,527 Listen, you gotta get a hold of yourself, man. 286 00:09:51,561 --> 00:09:53,062 You cannot use this as an excuse 287 00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:54,730 to fall off the wagon again. 288 00:09:54,764 --> 00:09:56,465 What? Where are you going? 289 00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:57,566 - Where-- - Garth! 290 00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:59,101 - Bernie? - Guys! 291 00:09:59,135 --> 00:10:00,869 You know what? I'm not playing this game! 292 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,304 A vision is coming soon 293 00:10:02,339 --> 00:10:05,140 to a crime scene near us all! 294 00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:06,275 Oh, sweet hell in a hardcart. 295 00:10:06,309 --> 00:10:08,410 What is happening here? 296 00:10:08,445 --> 00:10:10,879 Just a regular Tuesday at the SBPD. 297 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,381 Oh, this can't be acceptable. 298 00:10:12,415 --> 00:10:13,549 I have to corral this. 299 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,150 Lassie! 300 00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:17,119 Uhh! Lassie! 301 00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:19,321 Lassie, Lassie, Lassie. 302 00:10:19,356 --> 00:10:20,789 - I'm very upset. - Mm-hmm. 303 00:10:20,824 --> 00:10:22,725 Because that witch is mean. 304 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:24,593 And the ghost cannot be trusted, 305 00:10:24,628 --> 00:10:26,328 because he has a drinking problem, 306 00:10:26,363 --> 00:10:27,763 and--hello. 307 00:10:27,797 --> 00:10:29,665 Who is the girl next-door to your face? 308 00:10:29,699 --> 00:10:31,233 It's our new head detective. 309 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,502 Hi. Betsy Brannigan. 310 00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:35,504 It is such an honor to meet both of you. 311 00:10:35,538 --> 00:10:37,906 Shawn. 312 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,274 Burton. 313 00:10:39,309 --> 00:10:40,809 - [Sighs] - You know my name. 314 00:10:40,844 --> 00:10:41,844 Our names. 315 00:10:41,878 --> 00:10:43,579 Of course I do. 316 00:10:43,613 --> 00:10:47,016 Now can I please remove the-- 317 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,851 I know it sounds so silly but here it goes-- 318 00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:49,918 the ghost and the witch? 319 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,520 Yeah, Lassie, seriously. 320 00:10:51,554 --> 00:10:53,589 No, you come here. I can't come there! 321 00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:54,923 I'm serious. This time, I'm serious. 322 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,925 Brannigan, would you mind 323 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,794 keeping an eye on the crime scene? 324 00:10:58,828 --> 00:11:00,129 I'm gonna have a quick word with these two gentlemen here. 325 00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:01,530 - Sure. - Thanks. 326 00:11:01,564 --> 00:11:02,665 Up here. 327 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:04,800 I'm just gonna be one second. 328 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,001 Okay, Spencer. 329 00:11:06,036 --> 00:11:07,302 Normally, I would arrest the witch, 330 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:08,437 institutionalize the guy with the ghost, 331 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:10,105 and not hire you. 332 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:13,709 - Flattering. Keep going. - Brannigan has got to go. 333 00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:15,010 Her pure cane sugary-sweet nonsense 334 00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:16,445 is rotting my chompers, 335 00:11:16,479 --> 00:11:17,813 and I can't take one more second of it. 336 00:11:17,847 --> 00:11:19,448 Yes, but the mayor made you hire her. 337 00:11:19,482 --> 00:11:20,883 Yeah, but if she quits, 338 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,851 then maybe I can hire O'Hara back. 339 00:11:22,886 --> 00:11:24,319 Lassie, you're gonna have to talk to us like we're five. 340 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:25,888 - Mm-hmm. - Don't you get it? 341 00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:27,690 We can drive her out. 342 00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,725 All right, if all of us, myself included, 343 00:11:29,759 --> 00:11:31,560 embrace the ludicrousness of this case, 344 00:11:31,594 --> 00:11:33,328 then she will realize that she doesn't belong here. 345 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:34,630 This is not helping! 346 00:11:34,664 --> 00:11:36,231 Maybe she will leave on her own. 347 00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:37,299 And by embrace, I mean that I'm gonna need you, 348 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,034 and to some degree you, 349 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,910 to go from your everyday drive-me-nuts level 10 350 00:11:40,937 --> 00:11:44,473 antics of stupidity and kick it up to an 11. 351 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:48,510 - [Gasps] - [Whispering] 11. 352 00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:50,245 Holy balls, everybody! 353 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,648 Balls, Brannigan! Balls! 354 00:11:52,682 --> 00:11:55,050 Balls! Balls! Balls! And tequila! 355 00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:57,419 Gus, I'm trapped! 356 00:11:57,454 --> 00:11:59,822 Bernie! Bernie! 357 00:11:59,856 --> 00:12:02,057 I'm trapped in a bottle of tequila. 358 00:12:02,092 --> 00:12:03,559 He's trapped in a bottle of tequila, everybody! 359 00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:04,727 Brannigan! 360 00:12:04,761 --> 00:12:06,662 I mean, uh, Brannigan, 361 00:12:06,696 --> 00:12:09,565 so, are you ready to start your very first investigation 362 00:12:09,599 --> 00:12:10,899 all proper like? 363 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,735 I am ready to go, go, go, chief. 364 00:12:12,769 --> 00:12:15,289 Great! Then you can go, go, go talk to your three consultants. 365 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,673 The thr--what? 366 00:12:17,707 --> 00:12:20,409 Everybody, back up! Calm down, calm down! 367 00:12:20,443 --> 00:12:21,777 Give the man some space. 368 00:12:21,811 --> 00:12:23,378 He's warming it up. 369 00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:25,447 - What? - Don't you get it? 370 00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:28,517 We have been given a gift from the ghost of Jack Webb. 371 00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:29,852 My gut is telling me 372 00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:31,453 that the witch, the ghost whisperer, 373 00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:33,122 and our own very talented psychic 374 00:12:33,156 --> 00:12:34,356 are gonna help you wrap this case up 375 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:35,791 in a neat, little bedazzled bow 376 00:12:35,825 --> 00:12:37,192 that I'm sure you can make by hand. 377 00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,560 Well, yes, I can. 378 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:40,295 Definition of insanity is doing 379 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,030 the same thing over and over and expecting different results. 380 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,732 You know, booze only numbs the pain temporarily, right? 381 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,034 Excuse--excuse us. 382 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,536 Yes. 383 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:48,970 I know, we gotta go back to Pilates. 384 00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,639 - What? - Okay. 385 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:52,975 Now clearly the ghost has a soft spot for the bottle, 386 00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:54,376 so I would start with him. 387 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:56,545 - The ghost, sir? - Oh, absolutely. 388 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:58,280 Then you might want to give an offering to the witch-- 389 00:12:58,314 --> 00:13:00,949 just a lock of your hair-- and finish strong with Spencer. 390 00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:05,120 Ooh, who, it appears, is having one heck of a vision. 391 00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:07,322 - Warm it up, Shawn! - I can see that. 392 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:10,192 [Grunting] 393 00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:16,131 [Strained grunt, panting] 394 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:19,902 My, oh, my, I do love watching that man work. 395 00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:22,905 He made his wormhole, and now he's resting. 396 00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:26,575 You can tell that ghost that I will slap him in the face! 397 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,844 I wish you could feel what Bernie is doing right now! 398 00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:30,312 It doesn't even make any sense! 399 00:13:30,346 --> 00:13:31,914 Calm down! Calm down! 400 00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:34,283 Fantastic. The whole team is here. 401 00:13:34,317 --> 00:13:36,652 Chief, do you really think we need all three consultants 402 00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:38,120 in the morgue at the same time? 403 00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:40,088 [Chuckles] Are you kidding me? 404 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,624 You have three incredibly gifted paranormalists 405 00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:44,026 at your disposal. 406 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,994 Not to mention, arguably the finest coroner 407 00:13:46,029 --> 00:13:47,429 in the state of Califor-ni-a. 408 00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,331 There's the Wood-man! 409 00:13:49,365 --> 00:13:51,099 - Here's that vial, Hazel. - Mm-hmm. 410 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,468 I'm sorry, you can't give that to a consultant. 411 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:55,103 Oh, no. God, no, no. 412 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,538 That's my blood. 413 00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,440 You see, Hazel here has graciously offered 414 00:13:58,474 --> 00:14:01,109 to undo a spell put on me by my mommy-- 415 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,712 ahem, my mother-- years ago. 416 00:14:03,746 --> 00:14:04,813 You can't see the effects. 417 00:14:04,848 --> 00:14:06,782 The magic of clothes. 418 00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:08,183 Who are you? 419 00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:11,053 And are you a fan of shotgun weddings? 420 00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:13,956 Um, I'm, I'm the new head detective, 421 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:15,490 Betsy Brannigan, 422 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:20,229 and I believe that love travels at varying speeds. 423 00:14:20,263 --> 00:14:21,864 Well, Brannigan, 424 00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:23,665 believe it's obvious I have stacked the deck 425 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,068 pretty heavily in your favor for your maiden voyage. 426 00:14:26,102 --> 00:14:28,237 Try not to let it go terribly, terribly wrong. 427 00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:30,072 Um, Bernie, 428 00:14:30,106 --> 00:14:32,507 always a pleasure, baby. 429 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:36,245 Mr. Strode, uh, any, uh, thing thus far 430 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:41,884 on your observations of the body? 431 00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,151 [Whispering] Sorry. 432 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,386 No! Ahem! 433 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:46,321 Nothing, nothing so far. 434 00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:47,890 I can solve this in a snap. 435 00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:49,324 All I need is a lock of Stein's hair 436 00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,193 and one of his teeth. Is that possible? 437 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:53,161 - Got to say no to that one. - We can solve it too. 438 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,863 As soon as Stein passes through to the afterlife. 439 00:14:54,898 --> 00:14:57,599 Which, depending on traffic, could be, you know, soon. 440 00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:00,202 [Whispering] Any chance it was a topical poison? 441 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,570 I mean, check his hands. 442 00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:03,272 Yes, all signs do point to poison. 443 00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:05,207 All right, let's keep that on the down-low. 444 00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,042 Excuse me. Care to share with the class? 445 00:15:07,076 --> 00:15:08,677 It could be topical poison, check his hands. 446 00:15:08,711 --> 00:15:09,912 - What? - Whoops! 447 00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:11,280 Ignore that. 448 00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:12,948 Also ignore that this poison was given 449 00:15:12,982 --> 00:15:14,049 very close to his time of death. 450 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,450 Oops. [Clears throat] 451 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:17,586 So you're saying that someone-- 452 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:21,290 Nothing at all, I didn't say anything. 453 00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:22,791 Come on, Gus. 454 00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:25,727 We gotta beat those quacks to a clue. 455 00:15:25,762 --> 00:15:29,264 There's got to be something in Randall's desk. 456 00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:37,539 Professor Stein, it's time. 457 00:15:37,573 --> 00:15:39,841 Thanks, Guppy. 458 00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:45,113 Hey, Gus! 459 00:15:45,148 --> 00:15:50,152 Looks like Randall "The Guppy" is our killer. 460 00:15:50,186 --> 00:15:51,720 Lassie! 461 00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:53,322 I've had a vision of who killed Stein. 462 00:15:53,356 --> 00:15:54,723 Wonderful. Sock it to me. 463 00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:55,991 I need human energy! 464 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,460 I need magic head! 465 00:15:58,494 --> 00:15:59,895 It's not enough! 466 00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:01,496 I'm melting. 467 00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:03,165 Brannigan, join the chain! 468 00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:04,933 What exactly is happening here? 469 00:16:04,968 --> 00:16:07,336 I believe he wants to borrow some of your lifeforce. 470 00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:08,603 Well get in there! 471 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,238 Do you wanna solve the case or not? 472 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,506 Come on, be a team player! 473 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:12,908 I'm always a team player! 474 00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:15,677 - [Screaming] - Come on, Brannigan. 475 00:16:15,712 --> 00:16:18,447 Oh! My power's coming back, Jack! 476 00:16:18,481 --> 00:16:19,982 Almost there. Gus, flap it. 477 00:16:20,016 --> 00:16:22,417 Gus, do it, flap it. Lassie, join it, join it. 478 00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:23,819 You're the cherry on the top of the sundae. 479 00:16:23,853 --> 00:16:25,687 I do like cherries. [Gasps] 480 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,856 I...got it. 481 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,524 Stein's killer is-- 482 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:31,426 Randall Fishbeck, Stein's assistant. 483 00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:33,762 How did you know that? 484 00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:36,431 Well, you know, I got a tip a little bit ago. 485 00:16:36,466 --> 00:16:37,766 And I dispatched a couple flatfoots. 486 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,434 Oh, there they are now. 487 00:16:39,469 --> 00:16:41,303 Great job, guys! 488 00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,612 [Lips pop] 489 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:54,649 Man, we got lapped by the supernaturals? 490 00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:01,445 What are we doing? 491 00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,352 You gonna go in there and put the screws to Randall or what? 492 00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:04,483 No, I'm gonna let Brannigan. 493 00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:06,142 I mean, it was her collar. 494 00:17:06,177 --> 00:17:07,811 It's only fair I let her do the interrogation. 495 00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:09,078 That's very thoughtful of you. 496 00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:10,780 [Knock at door] Let me in! 497 00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:12,115 - I solved this case! - Me too! 498 00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:13,349 - Bernie's already in there. - Is he? 499 00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:14,684 - Yeah. - Shh! 500 00:17:14,718 --> 00:17:16,085 Y'all can suck it! You can suck it! 501 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,754 - Both of you. - You suck it! 502 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,689 Plus, since the tip came from a witch and a ghost, 503 00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:21,791 there's no way in hell this little weenie killed anybody. 504 00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:24,194 I get to watch Brannigan publicly crash and burn. 505 00:17:24,228 --> 00:17:25,261 Hmm. 506 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,663 What's it called 507 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,697 when someone's being sweet and evil 508 00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:29,165 at the same time? 509 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,934 - There isn't a word for it. - Exactly. 510 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,168 This is our chance to finally create a word 511 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:33,536 and get it in the damn dictionary. 512 00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:34,537 Wait, wait, wait. 513 00:17:34,572 --> 00:17:35,605 Give it to me. 514 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,807 Sweevil. 515 00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:39,175 All right. 516 00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:40,810 Hey, Randall. 517 00:17:40,845 --> 00:17:44,948 - Hi. - Detective Betsy Brannigan. 518 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:47,150 So, says here that you worked 519 00:17:47,184 --> 00:17:49,219 for the dearly departed Professor Stein 520 00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:50,954 for 15 years. 521 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,790 But he never gave you any recognition or credit? 522 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,725 Not once, is that right? 523 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:56,893 Yes. 524 00:17:56,927 --> 00:17:58,561 I mean, no. Uh-- 525 00:17:58,596 --> 00:17:59,963 I don't know. 526 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:02,732 Not in any of his articles or lectures. 527 00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:06,402 And he dedicated his last book to his pet turtle Beauregard? 528 00:18:06,437 --> 00:18:07,403 [Snickering] I mean, come on. 529 00:18:07,438 --> 00:18:08,705 On a personal note, 530 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,807 that just must make your blood boil. 531 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,308 I mean, I know it would mine. 532 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:13,977 You're damn right it does! 533 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,979 Beauregard never did squat! 534 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,848 - What can a turtle do... - Oh, hell, she is good. 535 00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:20,817 It's gonna be tougher than I thought to get rid of her. 536 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,252 Bernie's in that interrogation room, you know! 537 00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:23,987 - What? - You said he was! 538 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,688 - Oh! - Wait. What? 539 00:18:25,723 --> 00:18:27,156 Did you hear that, Lassie? 540 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:28,157 Bernie's in there with Brannigan. 541 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,592 Would you stop it? 542 00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:31,203 What? He's not supposed to be in there. 543 00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:34,230 That is great thinking, Guster. 544 00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,403 So after years of Stein's abuse, 545 00:18:40,437 --> 00:18:42,939 you finally snapped like a turtle! 546 00:18:42,973 --> 00:18:44,240 I mean, heck, anybody would. 547 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:45,842 So you put the poison in the one thing 548 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,378 that you knew that that old, germophobic old man 549 00:18:48,412 --> 00:18:50,914 would need before he walked onto that filthy stage. 550 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:52,949 - Hand sanitizer! - I-- 551 00:18:52,983 --> 00:18:55,785 You put that hand sanitizer into his big furry mitt! 552 00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:57,554 - Didn't ya? - Yes! 553 00:18:57,588 --> 00:18:58,922 - Yes, Randall, yes! - But I-- 554 00:18:58,956 --> 00:19:00,356 what is he-- 555 00:19:00,391 --> 00:19:02,392 - there is a ghost in here. - What? 556 00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:04,360 And he is not supposed to be! 557 00:19:04,395 --> 00:19:05,929 Chief, I was-- 558 00:19:05,963 --> 00:19:07,564 No, the rules of this department are very clear. 559 00:19:07,598 --> 00:19:09,933 There are no consultants allowed in the interview room 560 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:12,302 without the presence of an authorized shaman. 561 00:19:12,336 --> 00:19:14,037 I'm talking to you, Bernie! 562 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,638 You know this! All right? 563 00:19:15,673 --> 00:19:16,973 Now get outta here! 564 00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:19,375 [Cell phone rings] Hang on. 565 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,744 Case closed. 566 00:19:24,648 --> 00:19:26,249 Professor Stein, it's time. 567 00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:28,251 Thanks, Guppy. 568 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:30,219 I'm not so sure about that, Gus. 569 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:31,955 Let me ask you this. 570 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:35,425 - Why would-- - Whoa. 571 00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,360 Get up off me, Hazel! 572 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,633 Calm down, just calm down. 573 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:46,135 [Exhales] 574 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,171 All right, now check this out. 575 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,406 Why would Randall kill Professor Stein 576 00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:52,442 when he was finally about to get the recognition 577 00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:54,010 he so richly deserved? 578 00:19:54,044 --> 00:19:56,112 All right, well, thank you for nothing. 579 00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:57,680 That was the lab. 580 00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:59,282 Apparently the hand sanitizer bottle 581 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,350 tested clean. 582 00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:01,818 There was no trace of poison. 583 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,453 I guess it was discolored 584 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,121 because it had expired six months ago. 585 00:20:05,155 --> 00:20:06,689 Great. So Randall's not a murderer. 586 00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:08,658 He's just sloppy and nasty. 587 00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:10,159 I'm not saying I'm angry. 588 00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:11,794 I'm just disappointed. 589 00:20:11,829 --> 00:20:13,463 I'm sorry, chief. 590 00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,999 Hey, I think it's time for an intervention, Bernie. 591 00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:18,201 - Alcoholism is no joke. - Okay, superfriends. 592 00:20:18,235 --> 00:20:20,603 Can we get back on track and find me a new suspect? 593 00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:23,673 Especially you. 594 00:20:27,177 --> 00:20:29,045 Dude, if Randall didn't kill Stein, 595 00:20:29,079 --> 00:20:33,316 who else had motive? 596 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,884 Come on, man! 597 00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:37,120 I just want a minute with Professor Stein, man! 598 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,394 [Whispering] James Earl Craig, 599 00:20:38,422 --> 00:20:39,856 the mind reader. 600 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,290 The guy that Stein outed as a fraud last year. 601 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:42,525 He was gonna drag him 602 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:43,626 through the mud again this year. 603 00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:44,727 I can't understand you. 604 00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:45,962 You're slurring your words! 605 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,497 Ames Jarl? 606 00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:48,498 James Earl! 607 00:20:48,532 --> 00:20:49,866 [Hissing] 608 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,234 Good boys. Good boys. 609 00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:52,301 You know you just heard me say that. 610 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,703 You just took that from us! 611 00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:54,937 There is no way Earl did this. 612 00:20:54,938 --> 00:20:56,539 He is a gifted, gentle soul. 613 00:20:56,573 --> 00:20:57,907 I'm not wasting my time. 614 00:20:57,941 --> 00:20:59,575 I will consult the spirits, 615 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,345 and then I will be at the spa getting my feet done. 616 00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:04,080 - You don't know-- - Corns. 617 00:21:04,114 --> 00:21:08,317 Dude, please tell me you know where to find James Earl. 618 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,686 You're in luck. 619 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,187 Randall! 620 00:21:11,221 --> 00:21:12,989 Turn that frown upside down, man. 621 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,757 We know you didn't kill Professor Stein. 622 00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,325 Really? Thank you. 623 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,593 You're very welcome. 624 00:21:17,628 --> 00:21:18,728 But we do need to find James Earl Craig 625 00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:20,163 as soon as possible. 626 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:22,231 Now do you know at what hotel he is staying at? 627 00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:23,700 What hotel? 628 00:21:23,734 --> 00:21:25,835 He's totally destitute. 629 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,370 Hmm. 630 00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:28,905 Come on, man! 631 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:32,075 I just want a minute with Professor Stein, man! 632 00:21:32,109 --> 00:21:35,078 Dude, I think I know where he is. 633 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:45,288 Okay, what is this animal's name again? 634 00:21:45,322 --> 00:21:48,024 No, wait, don't tell me. 635 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,559 Whiskers. 636 00:21:49,593 --> 00:21:51,294 Max? Princess? 637 00:21:51,328 --> 00:21:53,529 - Pricilla? Patches? Pumpkin? - Yes! Yes! 638 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:55,398 Did he just say "Pumpkin" to him? 639 00:21:55,432 --> 00:21:57,934 - Got that name pretty quick. - Maybe he's the real deal. 640 00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:59,135 I suppose that's why I happen to have 641 00:21:59,169 --> 00:22:02,371 a drawing of one in my pocket. 642 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,640 That looks nothing like a pumpkin. 643 00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:06,476 Hey, I'm a mind reader, okay? 644 00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,777 Not an artist. 645 00:22:07,811 --> 00:22:10,046 Then again-- excuse us. 646 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,215 - Nice cat. - Bad sweater. 647 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:13,583 We have a very important matter 648 00:22:13,617 --> 00:22:15,051 to discuss with you, James Earl Craig. 649 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:18,387 Mainly, how you poisoned Professor Stein. 650 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,156 Not here. 651 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,724 We can talk in my place. 652 00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:25,428 [Hand drier humming] 653 00:22:25,462 --> 00:22:27,497 - This is where you live? - Please. 654 00:22:27,531 --> 00:22:28,998 Of course not. 655 00:22:29,032 --> 00:22:31,567 [Slaps door] This is my place. 656 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:33,069 This part of the beach is virtually abandoned. 657 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,670 And it's just temporary. 658 00:22:34,705 --> 00:22:36,272 Brought all my stuff up here to Santa Barbara 659 00:22:36,306 --> 00:22:37,473 while I try to clear my name. 660 00:22:37,508 --> 00:22:38,608 Is that table from Z Gallerie? 661 00:22:38,642 --> 00:22:40,510 - Yeah. - Wow. 662 00:22:40,544 --> 00:22:41,911 This stall is nicer than my apartment in college. 663 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,312 You know you lived at home. 664 00:22:43,347 --> 00:22:44,814 I'm just trying to be nice, Shawn. 665 00:22:44,848 --> 00:22:46,449 Let's get down to brass tacks, James Earl. 666 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,184 - We think you poisoned Stein. - Interesting. 667 00:22:48,218 --> 00:22:50,253 Why would I do that when his blessing 668 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:51,287 is the only thing that could possibly 669 00:22:51,321 --> 00:22:52,789 get my career back on track? 670 00:22:52,823 --> 00:22:54,190 The career you lost 671 00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:55,958 when he outed you as a fraud last year. 672 00:22:55,993 --> 00:22:58,261 Stein branded me a hoax, because I was getting lazy. 673 00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,929 Instead of reading minds, 674 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,832 I was merely relying on my keen powers of observation. 675 00:23:02,866 --> 00:23:04,767 You should be ashamed of your damned self. 676 00:23:04,802 --> 00:23:06,469 I came up here to prove to Stein 677 00:23:06,503 --> 00:23:08,271 that I've rededicated myself to my craft. 678 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:09,672 But I couldn't get near him. 679 00:23:09,706 --> 00:23:10,706 I went to his office, they threw me out. 680 00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:12,341 I went to his house, 681 00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:14,143 but he was, you know, shacked up with some harlot. 682 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:15,878 Harlot? What harlot? 683 00:23:15,913 --> 00:23:17,313 I don't know, I never got a good look at her. 684 00:23:17,347 --> 00:23:19,882 - Stein's house, you say? - Mm-hmm. 685 00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:22,518 - All right, let's-- - I know, I know. 686 00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:23,786 I'm still a suspect, 687 00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:28,391 and don't leave town. 688 00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:32,028 Yeah, I'm that good. 689 00:23:37,868 --> 00:23:39,402 Wait, this house was 690 00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:41,003 on the Santa Barbara episode of Ghost Hunters. 691 00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:42,672 It's supposed to be haunted. 692 00:23:42,706 --> 00:23:44,140 Hmm. 693 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:45,208 Well, it's a good thing we don't believe 694 00:23:45,242 --> 00:23:47,677 in that kind of nonsense. 695 00:23:57,287 --> 00:24:00,223 [Door hinge creaking] 696 00:24:05,796 --> 00:24:07,597 [Whistles softly] What? 697 00:24:07,631 --> 00:24:08,998 Haven't we proven on several occasions 698 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,199 that there's no such thing as ghosts? 699 00:24:10,234 --> 00:24:12,602 - Yes. - So what's the problem? 700 00:24:12,636 --> 00:24:16,339 The problem is this house may be haunted. 701 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,608 - I see. - Mm-hmm. 702 00:24:18,642 --> 00:24:20,443 [Grunts] 703 00:24:20,477 --> 00:24:24,180 Man, this place gives me the heebie-jeebies. 704 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,514 Gives me the drab-bies. 705 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:26,716 This guy should hire James Earl Craig 706 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,284 as his interior decorator. 707 00:24:28,318 --> 00:24:32,788 The things that guy can do to a public can, huh? 708 00:24:32,823 --> 00:24:35,725 Dude, I think Beauregard is dead. 709 00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:36,792 Nah, man, he's just chillin'. 710 00:24:36,827 --> 00:24:39,528 He's doing his thing. 711 00:24:39,563 --> 00:24:41,764 Beauregard is chillin'! 712 00:24:41,798 --> 00:24:43,699 Dude got to save up his juice. 713 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:46,569 Mating season. He's a player. 714 00:24:46,603 --> 00:24:47,570 'Cause turtles'll do their thing, man. 715 00:24:47,604 --> 00:24:49,238 [Wind chime jingles] 716 00:24:49,273 --> 00:24:50,273 They seem all slow and docile under their shells... 717 00:24:50,307 --> 00:24:52,141 What? [Grunting] 718 00:24:52,175 --> 00:24:53,643 But then they stick their little necks out, 719 00:24:53,677 --> 00:24:54,944 and they're like, "What's up? 720 00:24:54,978 --> 00:24:56,779 I'm ready to get down!" 721 00:24:56,813 --> 00:24:58,748 That's how they talk too. 722 00:24:58,782 --> 00:25:00,750 Professor Stein's bedroom. 723 00:25:00,784 --> 00:25:02,318 Where all the magic happens. 724 00:25:02,352 --> 00:25:03,653 Meaning that this is where Professor Stein-- 725 00:25:03,687 --> 00:25:06,656 Shawn. 726 00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:08,090 [Air spraying] 727 00:25:11,695 --> 00:25:13,663 Specter detecter, Shawn. 728 00:25:13,697 --> 00:25:15,298 You just got ghost-tagged. 729 00:25:15,332 --> 00:25:17,767 It's an alarm in case of spectral activity. 730 00:25:17,801 --> 00:25:19,635 You'd know these things if you'd watch Ghost Hunters. 731 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:20,670 But you do watch Ghost Hunters. 732 00:25:20,704 --> 00:25:22,104 Yes, I do. 733 00:25:22,139 --> 00:25:23,139 And you couldn't have warned my ass? 734 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,707 No, I could not. 735 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,846 This is a wedding ring, fool! 736 00:25:30,881 --> 00:25:32,081 - Gus, it was Hazel! - What? 737 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:33,816 Come in here, I'll show you. 738 00:25:33,850 --> 00:25:34,951 - I'm not coming in there! - Start breaking the case. 739 00:25:34,985 --> 00:25:36,285 You must think I'm stupid. 740 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,353 She was having an affair with Stein. 741 00:25:37,387 --> 00:25:38,788 What? 742 00:25:38,822 --> 00:25:40,156 That's why he keeps her around, 743 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,357 even though she's obviously a fake. 744 00:25:41,391 --> 00:25:42,992 We gotta get back to the SBPD. 745 00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:44,427 [Muted roar] 746 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,863 What the hell was that? 747 00:25:47,898 --> 00:25:49,098 Gus? 748 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,467 [Door shuts] 749 00:25:51,501 --> 00:25:53,381 I guess I'm just finding it a little unsettling, 750 00:25:53,403 --> 00:25:55,771 all this psychic-- 751 00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,707 [snoring] 752 00:25:57,741 --> 00:25:58,841 - Chief! - Hmm? 753 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:00,176 What? 754 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,510 Have you not heard a word I said? 755 00:26:01,545 --> 00:26:02,945 About what? 756 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,947 The spirits have spoken 757 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:07,616 And that witch Hazel is our "killa." 758 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,518 She was shtupping Stein. 759 00:26:09,553 --> 00:26:11,887 He was all, "Hazel, I love you." 760 00:26:11,922 --> 00:26:14,123 And she was all, "How 'bout you just be 761 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,992 the professor of getting up on this?" 762 00:26:16,026 --> 00:26:17,727 And then he was all, 763 00:26:17,761 --> 00:26:19,562 "How 'bout I tell your husband about us?" 764 00:26:19,596 --> 00:26:21,530 Who we think might be a warlock. 765 00:26:21,565 --> 00:26:22,698 They're known to be the jealous types. 766 00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:24,400 Oh, come on, Gus. 767 00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:26,135 We don't know for sure that he's a warlock. 768 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,871 No. No, I am definitely feeling warlock. 769 00:26:28,905 --> 00:26:30,373 Warlock. 770 00:26:30,407 --> 00:26:32,141 Okay, so Hazel was shtupping Stein. 771 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,676 And she didn't want to ruin her marriage. 772 00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:35,211 So she killed him to keep him quiet. 773 00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,246 - That's our theory, chief. - I love it. 774 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,714 No, that's a bit of a stretch. 775 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:40,516 See, Hazel believes in Wicca, 776 00:26:40,550 --> 00:26:43,319 an ancient philosophy that regards all life as sacred. 777 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,054 So killing anything would be anathema 778 00:26:45,088 --> 00:26:47,156 to her very core, don't you know? 779 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,190 How does she know stuff like that? 780 00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:49,492 - Ooh. - No! 781 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:50,860 No, the witch is definitely our perp. 782 00:26:50,894 --> 00:26:52,061 She's probably already on her broom 783 00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:53,662 and halfway out of this city. 784 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:55,264 Brannigan, I need you to contact air traffic control, 785 00:26:55,298 --> 00:26:57,066 tell them to be on the lookout. 786 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,001 - I'm sorry, for what? - For the witch on the broom. 787 00:26:59,036 --> 00:27:00,936 Do you really need me to do that? 788 00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:02,405 If you want to catch the killer. 789 00:27:02,439 --> 00:27:04,273 Also, put out an APB. 790 00:27:04,307 --> 00:27:07,109 We still do those, right? 791 00:27:07,144 --> 00:27:09,745 Okay, this is exactly what I was talking about. 792 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:10,913 The, you know... 793 00:27:10,947 --> 00:27:14,016 Hmm? 794 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:18,020 Okay. 795 00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:20,189 God, she's on the ropes. 796 00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:21,390 O'Hara's as good as back. 797 00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:22,507 [Cell phone chimes] 798 00:27:22,627 --> 00:27:24,256 Oh! Just got a text from Randall. 799 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,929 I bet you that he has evidence that implicates the witch. 800 00:27:26,963 --> 00:27:28,864 Well, gosh, golly, you should probably get 801 00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:31,500 over there, don't you know? 802 00:27:34,604 --> 00:27:37,106 [Groans] 803 00:27:46,459 --> 00:27:47,860 It's over, Hazel! 804 00:27:47,894 --> 00:27:49,425 You had an affair with Professor Stein. 805 00:27:49,545 --> 00:27:51,613 You let him get all...up 806 00:27:51,647 --> 00:27:53,182 under that cingulum. 807 00:27:53,302 --> 00:27:54,669 And then you killed him 808 00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:56,104 because he was gonna tell your husband. 809 00:27:56,138 --> 00:27:57,806 - The warlock. - My husband's a CPA. 810 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,407 Really? 811 00:27:59,442 --> 00:28:00,475 I told you she wasn't married to a warlock. 812 00:28:00,509 --> 00:28:01,643 Let me ask you this. 813 00:28:01,677 --> 00:28:03,111 Is it an automatic red flag 814 00:28:03,145 --> 00:28:04,612 if I take the home office deduction? 815 00:28:04,647 --> 00:28:05,747 I have no idea. 816 00:28:05,781 --> 00:28:06,781 I knew it. 817 00:28:06,816 --> 00:28:08,116 He's a warlock. 818 00:28:08,150 --> 00:28:09,511 You killed Stein to keep him quiet. 819 00:28:09,518 --> 00:28:10,985 And then Randall "Guppy" Fishhook 820 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,120 found out, and you killed him too. 821 00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:13,455 Mm-hmm. 822 00:28:13,489 --> 00:28:15,590 - Caww! - Ma'am, calm down. 823 00:28:15,624 --> 00:28:17,092 Aah... 824 00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:19,527 I admit I was having a fling with Stein. 825 00:28:19,562 --> 00:28:20,829 Nothing serious. 826 00:28:20,863 --> 00:28:21,863 I have a thing for incontinent men. 827 00:28:21,897 --> 00:28:23,932 Don't you judge me. 828 00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:25,200 Anyway, I just came to apologize to Randall 829 00:28:25,234 --> 00:28:26,634 for having him arrested. 830 00:28:26,669 --> 00:28:28,370 But when I got here he was already dead. 831 00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:30,138 You got to come up with something better than that. 832 00:28:30,172 --> 00:28:31,940 We know sweevil, baby. 833 00:28:31,974 --> 00:28:33,675 Sweevil? 834 00:28:33,709 --> 00:28:35,669 It's just a word Gus and I created from scratch! 835 00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:37,979 - Mm-hmm. Sweet... - Equal parts. And evil. 836 00:28:38,013 --> 00:28:39,214 We're hoping to get it into the next edition 837 00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:40,849 of Webster's. 838 00:28:40,883 --> 00:28:42,016 - You know what? - What? 839 00:28:42,051 --> 00:28:44,152 That is pretty cool. 840 00:28:44,186 --> 00:28:45,346 We know. We doin' our thing. 841 00:28:45,354 --> 00:28:46,788 Both: Oh! 842 00:28:46,822 --> 00:28:48,156 [Both grunting] 843 00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:49,557 - No! - [Grunts] 844 00:28:49,592 --> 00:28:51,226 Gosh! Oh! 845 00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,528 This is not gonna reflect well on us. 846 00:28:53,562 --> 00:28:54,829 We just need to get our story straight. 847 00:28:54,864 --> 00:28:56,865 - [Coughing] - [Groans] 848 00:28:56,899 --> 00:28:58,633 Hazel turned me into a rubber tree. 849 00:28:58,667 --> 00:29:00,235 And I was a chicken. [Clucks] 850 00:29:00,269 --> 00:29:01,302 What? 851 00:29:01,337 --> 00:29:02,570 A chicken. [Clucks] 852 00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:04,506 Yeah, and when the spells wore off, 853 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:06,141 she was long gone. 854 00:29:06,175 --> 00:29:07,709 But I still have the urge to scratch and peck. 855 00:29:07,743 --> 00:29:09,377 And push out big ol' eggs. 856 00:29:09,412 --> 00:29:12,247 Not big ol' eggs, Shawn. 857 00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:14,516 Well, I, for one, am just so glad 858 00:29:14,550 --> 00:29:16,518 that you both made it back into human form 859 00:29:16,552 --> 00:29:17,585 fully intact. 860 00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:19,087 [Chuckles] 861 00:29:19,121 --> 00:29:20,388 Thanks, Lassie, we're still ashamed. 862 00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:22,891 [Clucks] 863 00:29:22,925 --> 00:29:24,392 Wait, you're serious? 864 00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:26,828 You believe their story? 865 00:29:26,862 --> 00:29:28,263 Why wouldn't I? 866 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:30,365 He's moving his head like a chicken. 867 00:29:30,399 --> 00:29:32,233 Well, yeah, there's bound to be some residual effect. 868 00:29:32,268 --> 00:29:34,269 Okay, I guess I just don't know 869 00:29:34,303 --> 00:29:35,870 what to believe anymore, least of all my own judgment. 870 00:29:35,905 --> 00:29:39,107 But, I mean, I was sure that Hazel was innocent. 871 00:29:39,141 --> 00:29:41,109 Hmm. 872 00:29:41,143 --> 00:29:43,378 All right, I'm gonna go back to the station 873 00:29:43,412 --> 00:29:44,512 and--and rethink things. 874 00:29:44,547 --> 00:29:46,581 Uh, maybe everything. I-- 875 00:29:46,615 --> 00:29:48,383 [clucks] 876 00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:51,553 Don't beat yourself up too much. 877 00:29:51,587 --> 00:29:53,087 [Whispering] We were so close. 878 00:29:53,122 --> 00:29:54,389 Just one more act 879 00:29:54,423 --> 00:29:55,924 of outrageous, nonsensical buffoonery, 880 00:29:55,958 --> 00:29:56,958 and she will turn in her badge 881 00:29:56,992 --> 00:29:57,959 and run for the hills. 882 00:29:57,993 --> 00:29:59,894 Yeah. 883 00:29:59,929 --> 00:30:01,396 I can't believe I'm the one that's gonna say this, 884 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:03,264 but shouldn't we be focusing on solving the case? 885 00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:05,233 Yes. Yes, we should. 886 00:30:05,267 --> 00:30:07,202 Speaking of which, Woody found traces of cyanide 887 00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:08,803 in Stein's blood. 888 00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:10,705 So the poison wasn't topical, it was ingested. 889 00:30:10,739 --> 00:30:11,806 I'm guessing it was the same method 890 00:30:11,841 --> 00:30:13,241 used on old Randall. 891 00:30:13,275 --> 00:30:14,876 She's gone. 892 00:30:14,910 --> 00:30:16,211 You can stop pecking. 893 00:30:16,245 --> 00:30:18,146 Look, we need to find Hazel. 894 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,081 Well, I've already alerted highway patrol 895 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:21,316 and Amtrak and airport security. 896 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:22,617 Hazel's trapped in the city. 897 00:30:22,651 --> 00:30:24,419 She's got nowhere to go. 898 00:30:24,453 --> 00:30:26,821 James Earl should be here instead of your charlatan ass. 899 00:30:26,856 --> 00:30:29,457 He is a gifted mind reader and a dear friend. 900 00:30:29,492 --> 00:30:33,428 Actually, Lassie, she does. 901 00:30:33,462 --> 00:30:35,497 - Hazel! - [Laughs] Hazel! 902 00:30:35,531 --> 00:30:37,632 We know you're in there! 903 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:39,234 [Whispering] I got it, I got it. 904 00:30:39,268 --> 00:30:40,668 - What the hell? - Whoa! Oh, my gosh. 905 00:30:40,703 --> 00:30:41,669 - What are you doing? - Sorry, sir. 906 00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:42,804 Get out of here! 907 00:30:42,838 --> 00:30:43,905 - As you were. - Carry on. 908 00:30:43,939 --> 00:30:45,006 - As you were. - Get out! 909 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,008 - Must be European. - What? 910 00:30:47,042 --> 00:30:48,176 - Nothing. - Look. 911 00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:49,277 James Earl's stuff was gone. 912 00:30:49,311 --> 00:30:54,315 You think he went back to L.A.? 913 00:30:54,350 --> 00:30:55,483 Yes! 914 00:30:55,518 --> 00:30:57,418 Damn it! 915 00:30:57,453 --> 00:30:59,921 Must have gone back to the City of Angels! 916 00:30:59,955 --> 00:31:01,990 Back to his home-sweet-storm drain! 917 00:31:02,024 --> 00:31:04,325 We just missed him, Gus! 918 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,593 Dang! 919 00:31:05,628 --> 00:31:07,328 Damn it! How'd you find me? 920 00:31:07,363 --> 00:31:08,930 Spirits told me you were here. 921 00:31:08,964 --> 00:31:11,199 - And the spirits don't lie. - Mm-hmm. 922 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:12,800 And I'm gonna call Lassie 923 00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:14,936 and tell him that we found our murdering witch. 924 00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:15,970 No, she didn't do it. 925 00:31:16,005 --> 00:31:17,605 - Shh! - Shh! 926 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,807 Nobody's talkin' to you. 927 00:31:26,682 --> 00:31:29,183 Oh, man. 928 00:31:29,218 --> 00:31:31,352 - Hazel's innocent. - What? 929 00:31:31,387 --> 00:31:32,687 She's not plotting her escape, Gus. 930 00:31:32,721 --> 00:31:34,122 She's in here with James Earl 931 00:31:34,156 --> 00:31:35,156 trying to figure out who the real killer is, 932 00:31:35,190 --> 00:31:36,558 clear her name. 933 00:31:36,592 --> 00:31:38,159 I like what you did with the new place. 934 00:31:38,193 --> 00:31:39,633 Oh, yeah, thanks, it turned out nice. 935 00:31:39,662 --> 00:31:41,496 Pretty good, I gotta say. 936 00:31:41,530 --> 00:31:43,831 I'm the best there ever was, witchie-poo. 937 00:31:43,866 --> 00:31:45,533 I'm also superman enough to admit 938 00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:46,534 when the spirits are wrong. 939 00:31:46,569 --> 00:31:47,735 They were. 940 00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:48,736 The only thing you're guilty of 941 00:31:48,771 --> 00:31:49,971 is cheating on your husband. 942 00:31:50,005 --> 00:31:52,473 That poor cuckolded warlock. 943 00:31:52,508 --> 00:31:54,342 I told you, he's an accountant. 944 00:31:54,376 --> 00:31:55,710 What did we miss? 945 00:31:55,744 --> 00:31:57,045 Hazel didn't do it, Garth. 946 00:31:57,079 --> 00:31:58,160 We're back to square one. 947 00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,414 Well, yeah, yeah. 948 00:31:59,448 --> 00:32:01,316 What's Bernie saying? 949 00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:02,584 Bernie says he knew Hazel didn't do it the whole time. 950 00:32:02,618 --> 00:32:04,385 [Lips pop] 951 00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,020 And he wonders where a brother can get a 40 around here. 952 00:32:06,055 --> 00:32:07,689 What? 953 00:32:07,723 --> 00:32:09,157 You know what, the minute we get back to Anchorage, 954 00:32:09,191 --> 00:32:10,892 you're going into a 12-step program. 955 00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:12,060 Calm down, Bernie. 956 00:32:12,094 --> 00:32:13,595 Just calm down! 957 00:32:13,629 --> 00:32:14,862 Dang. 958 00:32:14,897 --> 00:32:16,264 He passed out. 959 00:32:16,298 --> 00:32:18,566 Okay, guys, can we please just stop 960 00:32:18,601 --> 00:32:20,935 all of this ridiculous grandstanding? 961 00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:22,437 I mean, look at us. 962 00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:24,706 We are talented crime solvers, all. 963 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:25,940 Except James Earl. 964 00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:27,675 Right, he got debunked last year. 965 00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:29,444 - He did, he did. - Even the made-up guy. 966 00:32:29,478 --> 00:32:30,678 We should be working together. 967 00:32:30,713 --> 00:32:31,946 Now let's unite. 968 00:32:31,981 --> 00:32:34,849 Like a sad version of The Avengers. 969 00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:36,284 Let's head back to the police station, 970 00:32:36,318 --> 00:32:39,053 let's clear Hazel's decent name, 971 00:32:39,088 --> 00:32:40,121 and let's solve this damn thing! 972 00:32:40,155 --> 00:32:41,289 [Grunts] 973 00:32:41,323 --> 00:32:42,690 You coming or what, Garth? 974 00:32:42,725 --> 00:32:44,392 We'll meet you there. 975 00:32:44,426 --> 00:32:46,227 - Bernie's throwing up. - Oh, boy. 976 00:32:46,261 --> 00:32:47,395 [Sighs] 977 00:32:47,429 --> 00:32:49,897 Come on, buddy. 978 00:32:49,932 --> 00:32:51,633 There they are! 979 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:52,967 Nice work, Spencer. 980 00:32:53,002 --> 00:32:54,602 Hazel Lazarus, you are under arrest 981 00:32:54,637 --> 00:32:56,478 - for the murder of-- - She's innocent, Lassie. 982 00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:58,306 - Mm-hmm. - Huh? Based on what? 983 00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,407 A little lotion, a little potion, 984 00:32:59,441 --> 00:33:00,808 and a whole lotta this. 985 00:33:00,843 --> 00:33:02,310 Yeah, but Spencer, I do not have time 986 00:33:02,344 --> 00:33:03,811 for your monkeyshines nor your shenanigans. 987 00:33:03,846 --> 00:33:05,546 I need verifiable evidence. 988 00:33:05,581 --> 00:33:07,081 Fine. I'm sure Woody pinpointed the time at which 989 00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:08,416 Randall "The Kingfisher" Fishbeck 990 00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:09,717 was poisoned. 991 00:33:09,752 --> 00:33:11,452 Yeah, between 1:00 and 2:00 P.M. so? 992 00:33:11,487 --> 00:33:13,788 - I was with James Earl Craig. - At his residence. 993 00:33:13,822 --> 00:33:16,758 Fine. What's the address? 994 00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:18,292 - Leadbetter beach. - Mm-hmm, public restroom. 995 00:33:18,327 --> 00:33:20,094 Mop closet. 996 00:33:20,129 --> 00:33:21,496 Of course it is. 997 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:23,631 Can anyone at least verify your alibi? 998 00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:24,899 A lot of heavy men in swimtrunks. 999 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:26,601 I'm pretty sure she's clean. 1000 00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:31,739 This whole story seems outrageously ridiculous! 1001 00:33:31,774 --> 00:33:33,274 Which is why I need you to repeat it 1002 00:33:33,308 --> 00:33:35,109 word-for-word in front of Brannigan. 1003 00:33:35,144 --> 00:33:36,465 Okay, Lassie, may I have a word? 1004 00:33:36,478 --> 00:33:38,246 What are we doing? She's out there. 1005 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,947 I'll just--I'll call her in, and you can say it. 1006 00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:42,022 Do you think it's possible that maybe, just maybe, 1007 00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:44,011 you're trying a little too hard to push Betsy out? 1008 00:33:44,019 --> 00:33:45,019 I mean, her name is Betsy. 1009 00:33:45,054 --> 00:33:46,587 No! No, I do not! 1010 00:33:46,622 --> 00:33:48,790 She is on the ropes. Listen to me. 1011 00:33:48,824 --> 00:33:50,692 I already saw a request for a transfer 1012 00:33:50,726 --> 00:33:52,827 on her desk, it was halfway filled out! 1013 00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:55,329 She's on the cusp! We need to push her over! 1014 00:33:55,364 --> 00:33:56,764 Let's close this son of a bitch! 1015 00:33:56,799 --> 00:34:00,001 - I need you to kick it up to 15. - [Gasps] 1016 00:34:00,035 --> 00:34:02,203 No. It's impossible. It's too dangerous. 1017 00:34:02,237 --> 00:34:04,539 Look, any jackassery above a level 12 1018 00:34:04,573 --> 00:34:06,174 and Gus breaks into Reese's pieces. 1019 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,642 It's true. 1020 00:34:07,676 --> 00:34:08,710 It's a risk I'm willing to take. 1021 00:34:08,744 --> 00:34:11,212 - What? - That is cold-blooded. 1022 00:34:11,246 --> 00:34:12,880 Oh, Detective Brannigan. 1023 00:34:12,915 --> 00:34:16,718 A moment of your very, very valuable time, please. 1024 00:34:16,752 --> 00:34:19,187 It would appear that we still have 1025 00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,822 a killer on the loose. 1026 00:34:20,856 --> 00:34:23,191 We're here! We're here! 1027 00:34:23,225 --> 00:34:25,059 Excelente! 1028 00:34:25,094 --> 00:34:26,694 Our entire team of crack consultants 1029 00:34:26,729 --> 00:34:28,329 is ready to go. 1030 00:34:28,363 --> 00:34:29,497 At this moment, I would like to turn things over 1031 00:34:29,531 --> 00:34:30,732 to our very gifted psychic, 1032 00:34:30,766 --> 00:34:35,203 Mr. Shawn Spencer. 1033 00:34:35,237 --> 00:34:39,540 [Humming] 1034 00:34:39,575 --> 00:34:40,975 Okay, y'all. 1035 00:34:41,009 --> 00:34:42,577 Let us all summon our collective powers 1036 00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:44,846 and make magic as we have ne'er... 1037 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,683 made it before. 1038 00:34:48,717 --> 00:34:50,051 Your shoes? Really? 1039 00:34:50,085 --> 00:34:51,719 It is an offering to the spirits. 1040 00:34:51,754 --> 00:34:53,187 Gus, I need you on bass. 1041 00:34:53,222 --> 00:34:55,356 Hazel, you're on "Uuuhs." 1042 00:34:55,390 --> 00:34:56,390 Fugee type "Uuuhs"? 1043 00:34:56,425 --> 00:34:57,425 Are there any other kind? 1044 00:34:57,459 --> 00:34:58,760 I can do whatever I want. 1045 00:34:58,794 --> 00:35:00,561 Spirits 1046 00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:03,197 - Spirits - Spirits 1047 00:35:03,232 --> 00:35:05,333 Sorry to wake you 1048 00:35:05,367 --> 00:35:07,769 - Wake you - Wake you 1049 00:35:07,803 --> 00:35:09,237 We need you to tell us 1050 00:35:09,271 --> 00:35:11,172 - Tell us - Tell us 1051 00:35:11,206 --> 00:35:15,076 Who killed that dude and the other dude too 1052 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:18,412 And also the first dude 1053 00:35:18,447 --> 00:35:20,581 Spirits 1054 00:35:20,616 --> 00:35:22,083 Bernie's harmonizing. 1055 00:35:22,117 --> 00:35:24,719 Tell him to suck it 1056 00:35:24,753 --> 00:35:27,088 - Suck it - Suck it 1057 00:35:27,122 --> 00:35:28,856 He's a baritone. 1058 00:35:28,891 --> 00:35:30,424 Put your filthy hands in the middle, girl 1059 00:35:30,459 --> 00:35:32,727 - Middle - Middle 1060 00:35:32,761 --> 00:35:33,601 You too, Brannigan. 1061 00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:38,132 Give me some, team 1062 00:35:38,167 --> 00:35:40,134 [All chanting] Team, team, team, 1063 00:35:40,169 --> 00:35:42,737 team, team, team, team, 1064 00:35:42,771 --> 00:35:46,707 team, team, team, team, team, team, team... 1065 00:35:46,742 --> 00:35:48,943 - Who are you? - Oh! 1066 00:35:48,977 --> 00:35:51,245 That's recently-discredited mind reader James Earl. 1067 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,280 He's a homeless man. 1068 00:35:52,314 --> 00:35:54,315 I love it! You're in! 1069 00:35:54,349 --> 00:35:56,250 All: Team, team, team... 1070 00:35:56,285 --> 00:35:57,652 Whoa. 1071 00:35:57,686 --> 00:36:00,454 Team, team, team, team, team, team-- 1072 00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:03,224 - Gus! - What? What? 1073 00:36:03,258 --> 00:36:04,926 Show some respect, man. 1074 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:07,891 Remember, you're a fighter! 1075 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:08,727 - He's a fighter, right? - Yes, he is. 1076 00:36:08,847 --> 00:36:09,769 Hang in, James Earl. 1077 00:36:09,888 --> 00:36:11,088 It's okay, you'll land on your feet. 1078 00:36:11,122 --> 00:36:12,423 You're gonna be just fine, Earl. 1079 00:36:12,457 --> 00:36:14,455 - [Gasping] - What? Tell me? 1080 00:36:14,575 --> 00:36:17,510 [Stammering] Oh, you wanna go high fives? 1081 00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:21,280 We can go-- 1082 00:36:21,315 --> 00:36:25,042 Bernie haunted my Aunt Junie's place up in Bethel. 1083 00:36:25,162 --> 00:36:28,289 That and your hands are a cesspool of germs. 1084 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,948 I was wrongfully DB'd! 1085 00:36:31,983 --> 00:36:33,317 - Hazel. - Hmm? 1086 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:35,334 Have you ever been DB'd? 1087 00:36:35,369 --> 00:36:37,470 Are you crazy? Only the frauds get debunked. 1088 00:36:37,504 --> 00:36:40,306 - Hells yeah, they do. - Yeah. 1089 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,707 [Mouthing word] 1090 00:36:43,477 --> 00:36:45,344 Okay, everybody, back up. 1091 00:36:45,379 --> 00:36:47,113 Give the man some room. Calm down. 1092 00:36:47,147 --> 00:36:49,682 He's having a vision, people. Calm down. 1093 00:36:49,716 --> 00:36:51,350 He thinks he's in Philly right now, but wait. 1094 00:36:51,385 --> 00:36:54,687 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1095 00:36:54,721 --> 00:36:57,423 He realizes he's not in Philly, and he's ready to go. 1096 00:36:57,457 --> 00:36:59,258 I know who the killer is. 1097 00:36:59,293 --> 00:37:04,030 Or should I say "killers"? 1098 00:37:04,064 --> 00:37:06,599 It was you, Garth, who poisoned Professor Stein, 1099 00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:08,100 wasn't it? 1100 00:37:08,135 --> 00:37:10,703 And perhaps Bernie, the ghost, gave an assist 1101 00:37:10,737 --> 00:37:13,005 while downing a highball of Woodford reserve, neat, 1102 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,607 water back. 1103 00:37:14,641 --> 00:37:16,876 The man's delusional. 1104 00:37:16,910 --> 00:37:18,678 You slipped into his lab and spiked his tea, didn't you? 1105 00:37:18,712 --> 00:37:21,480 'Cause you knew you were about to be exposed as a fraud. 1106 00:37:21,515 --> 00:37:24,650 Or as the supernatural folk like to call it, debunked, 1107 00:37:24,685 --> 00:37:26,018 or DB'd for short. 1108 00:37:26,053 --> 00:37:27,720 Gus, have I made that part clear? 1109 00:37:27,754 --> 00:37:29,288 Yes, you did! 1110 00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:31,324 Just like Professor Stein did to Earl last year, 1111 00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:32,859 you saw that it ruined him, 1112 00:37:32,893 --> 00:37:34,460 and you weren't about to let that happen. 1113 00:37:34,494 --> 00:37:37,330 Okay. Now Bernie and I are officially offended. 1114 00:37:37,364 --> 00:37:39,966 Well, you shouldn't be. I put a lotta thought into this. 1115 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,235 You figured it out before the convention, didn't you? 1116 00:37:42,269 --> 00:37:45,071 And you knew that the cops would go after the dude 1117 00:37:45,105 --> 00:37:47,206 with the most motive to commit the murder. 1118 00:37:47,241 --> 00:37:49,342 And that was James Earl. 1119 00:37:49,376 --> 00:37:50,977 Isn't this amazing to watch? 1120 00:37:51,011 --> 00:37:52,812 Yeah, amazing. 1121 00:37:52,846 --> 00:37:55,081 Admittedly, it took us a while to get on to Earl. 1122 00:37:55,115 --> 00:37:56,549 First, we thought it was good old Randall. 1123 00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,551 Turns out, he just had "red herring" scribbled 1124 00:37:58,585 --> 00:38:00,653 across his socially awkward face. 1125 00:38:00,687 --> 00:38:02,488 He figured out the truth but he couldn't tell a soul 1126 00:38:02,522 --> 00:38:05,091 because you poisoned his tea too. 1127 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,492 Is everyone following this? 1128 00:38:06,526 --> 00:38:07,827 Brannigan, how you doing down there? 1129 00:38:07,861 --> 00:38:09,762 I'm doing great, thanks. 1130 00:38:09,796 --> 00:38:11,564 You and Bernie Brazenly decided to stay put 1131 00:38:11,598 --> 00:38:13,266 right here in Santa Barbara, 1132 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,769 solve Professor Stein's murder, take all the credit, 1133 00:38:16,803 --> 00:38:20,039 and frame an innocent man for the crimes you committed. 1134 00:38:20,073 --> 00:38:21,841 Are you finished with this nonsense yet? 1135 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,542 I think so, Garth. I think I'm close. 1136 00:38:23,577 --> 00:38:24,944 God, I hope so. 1137 00:38:24,978 --> 00:38:27,079 We thought it was Hazel, 1138 00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:28,781 but Detective Brannigan was dead-on-balls accurate. 1139 00:38:28,815 --> 00:38:33,219 She's no murderer. She just has a touch of sweevil. 1140 00:38:33,253 --> 00:38:35,588 What's up, son? 1141 00:38:35,622 --> 00:38:37,723 How you like me now, Bernie? 1142 00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:40,693 How you like me now? 1143 00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:42,795 And then we circled all the way back to Earl. 1144 00:38:42,829 --> 00:38:44,297 Gifted, homeless, 1145 00:38:44,331 --> 00:38:47,033 interior decorating mind reader that he is, 1146 00:38:47,067 --> 00:38:49,302 you poisoned him just as he uncovered the truth. 1147 00:38:49,336 --> 00:38:51,437 But not before he wrote some pretty damning evidence 1148 00:38:51,471 --> 00:38:53,873 on his mitts. 1149 00:38:53,907 --> 00:38:57,043 Is everything I just said right, Garth? 1150 00:38:57,077 --> 00:38:58,611 Bernie? 1151 00:38:58,645 --> 00:39:01,314 Shawn, I owe you an apology. 1152 00:39:01,348 --> 00:39:03,282 It turns out you are the real deal. 1153 00:39:03,317 --> 00:39:04,750 And I hate to say this, 1154 00:39:04,785 --> 00:39:06,886 but I strongly suspect that Bernie did it! 1155 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,387 [Gasps] 1156 00:39:08,422 --> 00:39:09,755 Well, good luck selling that to the jury. 1157 00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:11,057 Yeah. 1158 00:39:11,091 --> 00:39:12,291 Brannigan, care to do the honors? 1159 00:39:12,326 --> 00:39:14,160 With pleasure, sir. 1160 00:39:14,194 --> 00:39:16,428 Boom! That's how we do it, people. 1161 00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:18,597 Every case, every week. 1162 00:39:18,632 --> 00:39:20,766 And sometimes, we do it like this. 1163 00:39:20,801 --> 00:39:22,368 What? What? 1164 00:39:26,624 --> 00:39:28,966 Lassie, you look positively sweevil. 1165 00:39:29,082 --> 00:39:30,615 Well, that might be because 1166 00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:32,451 I just saw Brannigan's transfer request. 1167 00:39:32,485 --> 00:39:35,135 It's completely filled out, just awaiting my signature. 1168 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:39,081 - That girl is good as Gonzo. - Well, congratulations, man. 1169 00:39:39,321 --> 00:39:41,132 I have to say I feel a little bad about it. 1170 00:39:41,252 --> 00:39:42,646 Boo-hoo. 1171 00:39:43,179 --> 00:39:46,663 Detective Brannigan! Penny for your thoughts? 1172 00:39:46,768 --> 00:39:48,802 Well, sir, I know that I have hid it well, 1173 00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:51,905 but, um, this last week has been a little hard on me. 1174 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:54,274 - Really? - Yep. 1175 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,476 Watching you fellas operate for the past few days, 1176 00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:59,413 uh, it's kinda kooky. 1177 00:39:59,447 --> 00:40:02,449 And most folks would try and hide that level of tomfoolery, 1178 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:05,018 but, uh, you didn't. 1179 00:40:05,053 --> 00:40:08,322 No. No, we let our tomfoolery hang all out here. 1180 00:40:08,356 --> 00:40:10,857 Yes. So, uh, I tried to work through it, 1181 00:40:10,892 --> 00:40:16,363 and, uh, to the conclusion that, uh... 1182 00:40:16,397 --> 00:40:19,299 it works! [Laughing] 1183 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:23,603 Finally, I have found a place where I can feel free 1184 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:26,206 to come out and be my true self. 1185 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:30,777 I place where I don't have to hide my peccadilloes. 1186 00:40:30,812 --> 00:40:33,046 And believe me, I got a lotta peccadilloes! 1187 00:40:33,081 --> 00:40:36,550 No, look, Brannigan-- 1188 00:40:36,584 --> 00:40:39,019 those are Colt 1911s. 1189 00:40:39,053 --> 00:40:40,287 That's what I carry. 1190 00:40:40,321 --> 00:40:42,556 Yes, and I got names for 'em. 1191 00:40:42,590 --> 00:40:46,393 This one here is Belle Starr. 1192 00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:49,563 And this little beauty is Beatrix Kiddo. 1193 00:40:49,597 --> 00:40:51,999 [Giggling] 1194 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,535 Whoa! It's so freeing! 1195 00:40:55,570 --> 00:40:57,304 I mean, I know that you probably think 1196 00:40:57,338 --> 00:40:58,872 that I am completely objective, 1197 00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:01,141 but I'm far from impartial. 1198 00:41:01,175 --> 00:41:04,077 I always assume that everyone's guilty. 1199 00:41:04,112 --> 00:41:05,579 Always! 1200 00:41:05,613 --> 00:41:06,913 Even if a court frees them, 1201 00:41:06,948 --> 00:41:09,516 even if someone else confesses later. 1202 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,052 And at night, before I drift off to dreamy land, 1203 00:41:12,086 --> 00:41:14,054 I've got a wall of suspects 1204 00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:16,757 right up there next to my cat paintings... 1205 00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,892 because it centers me 1206 00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:22,329 and gives me sweet, sweet dreams. 1207 00:41:22,363 --> 00:41:25,832 Brannigan, I have underestimated you... 1208 00:41:25,867 --> 00:41:27,934 and your choice in sidearms. 1209 00:41:27,969 --> 00:41:31,038 It's a heck of an honor to be on the team, sir. 1210 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:34,775 Your team. 1211 00:41:34,809 --> 00:41:39,513 Gentlemen, I am home. 1212 00:41:39,547 --> 00:41:42,215 - Gimme some sugar! - Whoa. 1213 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,885 Sugar...what? 1214 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,554 - What was that? - Mama--mama sugar. 1215 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:51,758 - Mama sugar. - What? 1216 00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:53,560 You know what? 1217 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:55,962 Deep down, I knew it wasn't gonna get O'Hara back. 1218 00:41:55,997 --> 00:41:57,597 But on the bright side, 1219 00:41:57,632 --> 00:41:59,933 I think Brannigan might work out. 1220 00:41:59,967 --> 00:42:02,269 Excuse me. 1221 00:42:02,303 --> 00:42:04,037 Lassiter has a clone. 1222 00:42:04,072 --> 00:42:05,539 She may be part banshee. 1223 00:42:05,573 --> 00:42:09,242 And we have to work with the both of them. 1224 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,311 Man. 1225 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:21,746 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 1226 00:42:21,796 --> 00:42:26,346 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 86260

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