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What are you doing?
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It's as hot
as a pizza oven in here.
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Why do we have so much glass?
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Is this a gas station
or a grow-op?
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- Are you listening to me?
- Not really.
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If you want me to focus,
don't say the word "pizza."
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I hear "pizza,"
and my mind starts to...
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- Yeah, there it goes.
- This is ridiculous!
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27 windows,
and none of them open!
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27's a bit
of an exaggeration.
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There's only...
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Holy crap, 27 windows!
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Well, you know
what they say,
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when God closes 20 or 30
windows, he opens a door.
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Or you could open a door.
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The door air
wafts right over the pumps.
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It's like a diesel-scented
air freshener.
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Well, you know what they say,
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the devil's in the diesel.
So use the fan.
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- Problem solved.
- Great. Blow hot air in my face.
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Now it's a convection
pizza oven.
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Here I go.
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Oops!
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- Ah...
- Hey! You broke that on purpose!
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Well, you know what they say...
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move your ass,
you're blocking my breeze.
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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- Four?
- No.
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- Five?
- Nope.
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- Six?
- No.
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I can't believe
you haven't seen
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any of the "Quick and Angry"
movies!
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- Seven?
- No.
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Unless...
which one was Judi Dench in?
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- None.
- That's the one I saw.
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I wish Quick and Angry 9
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was showing
on a big screen somewhere.
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Grimm Petrol
drives into a pyramid
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to steal King Tut's esophagus,
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but his car gets possessed,
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and then repossessed.
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- You're sure Judi Dench isn't in this?
- Yeah, pretty sure.
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Oops.
You cut it 9 x 12
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instead of 12 x 9.
Better go get a new one.
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I thought this might happen.
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So I brought a 9 x 12
and a 12 x 9.
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Amazing.
You're so stupid,
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you almost circle back
to clever.
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I can't believe
you washed the car.
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I even did the inside.
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Put a faux treatment
on the faux leather.
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Mm. There's something about
a clean car that I find so...
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sexy.
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Holy Hanna Barbera!
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You should watch
a Quick and Angry with me.
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That'd be a quick way
to make me angry.
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Do you know you have
a broken window?
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We're talking through it,
so... yes.
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May as well pay for gas
while we're here.
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Oh, and give me
a scratch and win ticket
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and some breath mints.
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Paying at the window
reminds me of the old days
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at the drive-in.
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- I think you mean "drive-through"?
- Drive-in,
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drive-through,
drive-by.
All I know is
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we had some good times
in the back seat,
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- eh, Emma?
- Clean car, drive-in memories.
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Gimme a kiss.
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Okay, have a mint,
and then gimme a kiss,
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- you sexy old fox.
- Aah! Could you and fox-breath
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play tonsil hockey
somewhere else?
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You're fouling up my fresh air.
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A drive-in, eh?
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I'll bring that right out.
Oh!
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- Sorry, Brent, are you okay?
- Am I okay?
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Wow. She bounced off Brent
like a twig off an elephant.
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Brent doesn't weigh
4,000 pounds.
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Probably not even close to that.
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I wonder what he does weigh?
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- I'd say he's mid 200s, max.
- Depends on his density.
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What's he made out of?
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Hey, enough with
the fat-shaming!
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Unbelievable.
Sure, Brent's a little pudgy.
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Sure, he jiggles
when he laughs,
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or when he's completely still
and a truck drives by,
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but people should be judged
for who they are,
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not what they weigh.
It's not a crime to be fat.
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- Shame on you!
- We didn't say he was fat.
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We were just wondering
how much he weighs.
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They're right.
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In fact, you're the only one
who used the word "fat."
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Twice.
And then you said "shame."
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You're the one
who's fat-shaming.
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- I, uh...
- Uh, sorry to interrupt.
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Hey, everybody, look!
It's... it's Hank!
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Wait a minute.
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Why aren't you at the gas
station fixing the window?
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Oh, uh, bit of a setback.
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In Quick and Angry 6,
Grimm is hypnotized,
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and every time he hears
the word "wind chimes,"
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he turns into
a fighting machine.
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Oops.
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What did I say
about gesturing wildly
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- while spoiling movies?
- I don't spoil movies!
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I enhance them by telling
you what happens next.
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Yeah, you're like descriptive
video played backwards.
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Wait, did that make sense?
Sounded like a joke.
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Anyway, Oscar and Emma
were smooching
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and talking about the drive-in,
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and then it hit me,
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we should do
a drive-in movie night.
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We could hang sheets
on the garage
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right here in the parking lot.
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If Mom and Dad
were getting all lovey-dovey
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talking about it,
then it's a bad idea.
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I think a movie night
would be great for the town.
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Besides, look how cute
Oscar and Emma are.
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Ew!
Where's a water hose?
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Word in the john is Hank's
organizing a drive-in movie.
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I've heard of those.
Aren't they like a rave?
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- Or a speakeasy?
- More like a fight club with cars.
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Drive-ins
are a parking lot of crime
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under the guise
of family entertainment.
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A pressure cooker of sex,
drugs, alcohol.
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- Carbs.
- Sounds awesome.
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Awesome?
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Do you not notice
how boring our jobs are?
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We spent yesterday
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trying to catch a mouse
in the equipment room.
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And we will track
that rat bastard
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- to the ends of the earth.
- Mouse bastard.
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So about this drive-in,
is there gun-play?
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What's the big deal
about a drive-in movie?
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I'll think about it.
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In the meantime,
fix my window.
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I told you, I broke the glass.
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What about the backup piece?
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and every time he hears
the word "wind chimes,"
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he turns into
a fighting machine.
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Oops.
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Maybe I can make
that back-up piece fit.
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Where did I put it?
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Here it is.
Wind chimes!
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Hai! Oh...
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- You broke the window again?
- I just yelled a word.
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Dorkus went all Judi
Dench on the window.
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- Judi Dench?
- So, about the drive-in?
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Fine, you can have
your movie night.
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Wanda!
We get a movie night!
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Oh, Wanda's not going.
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She's going to be here,
selling snacks
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through her breezy
drive-through window.
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That's not fair.
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Life isn't fair.
"Wind chimes."
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- Hai!
- Ouch! Hey!
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What?
I just yelled a word.
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I told your parents
about drive-in night,
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and they were so excited,
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they couldn't keep
their hands off each other.
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- Eugh, I forgot about them.
- Yeah.
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I wonder how much of the
movie they're gonna watch.
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- I hope they stretch first.
- Okay, gross.
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They better take precautions,
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or you could end up with
a little sister or brother.
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I get what you're doing.
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You're trying
to kill my appetite.
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This is all part
of your fat-shaming.
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I am not fat-shaming.
You want lunch?
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I'll bring you a chili cheese dog.
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Oh, so you just assume
fatty wants a hotdog.
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You have one every day?
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Sometimes two?
Fine.
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You want the special?
It's a Cobb salad.
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Sure, because fatty's fat,
he should eat a salad.
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Since you're all here.
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I think now would be
a good time
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to decide on a movie
for drive-in night.
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I vote for
something romantic.
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Nope.
Veto that.
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- Or steamy.
- And that.
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Anything with
Julia Roberts in it.
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Oh, sure, pick the
actress with zero body fat.
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Like there's only one
actress with zero body fat.
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Okay, I've heard
all your suggestions.
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Unfortunately, I only have nine
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movies that play on my Blu-ray system.
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Let me guess,
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The Quick and Angry...
1 through 9.
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Why did you make us
go through all that
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if you only have nine movies?
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So you'd feel like
you're involved.
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Hank, just pick a movie,
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before my parents forget
they're in public.
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Quick and Angry 4.
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The car chase on the Staten
Island Ferry is insane.
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You just spoiled...
Pick again!
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Fine.
Quick and Angry 5.
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I won't even tell you
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which of the Stallone
brothers makes a cameo.
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Not one request for a cop movie.
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They can't even
agree on a movie.
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This town is a powder keg.
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- Gimme another drink, Phil.
- Are you sure?
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Alcohol
slows the metabolism,
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and word in the john is
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you're concerned
about your weight.
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Oh, that?
I'm just messing with Lacey.
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I'm fat-shame-shaming her.
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You know
she's right behind you.
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Ah!
Good one.
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Had me going there.
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I noticed that you don't
have the calories displayed
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for your meal items.
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Way to make it easy on us
plus-sized individuals.
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Oh, you don't have to worry
about the calories.
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I've already made
a special breakfast for you.
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I call it "Jerky Brent's
Fatty-Fat Tubby Breakfast."
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I heard what you said to
Phil at the bar last night.
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Making fun of me
for wanting to protect you.
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I was just having a little fun
because you were
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more concerned about my weight
than I was.
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- So you're not concerned at all?
- I don't even have a scale.
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Everyone should know
how much they weigh,
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for health reasons.
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I imagine my weight
hasn't changed much
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since high school.
Probably around 190.
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- Um, hmm... really?
- Yeah.
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Look, if you're so curious,
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- we can go use your scale.
- I don't have a scale.
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Oh, sure, fatty should
have a scale,
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but Little Miss...
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I know where the most
accurate scale in town is.
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Also, do you mind
if we come along?
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We have a small wager going.
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Well, if it isn't my
wonderful, amazing son.
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Well, that's the sound
a red flag makes.
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- What's up, Dad?
- I was just wondering
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if I could borrow your car.
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Something wrong with yours?
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No. I'm taking your
mother to the drive-in,
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and I want to impress her
with a hot car.
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Stoke the fires.
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00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,943
- Aw, that's sweet.
- To pay you back,
246
00:09:41,044 --> 00:09:42,711
I'll wash it
and clean the interior.
247
00:09:42,713 --> 00:09:44,747
Aw, that's gross.
248
00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:48,784
No! A clean car also
gets her motor running.
249
00:09:48,786 --> 00:09:50,486
I'm not giving you my car,
250
00:09:50,488 --> 00:09:52,187
and leave Mom's motor alone.
251
00:09:52,189 --> 00:09:53,555
Let's go, Lacey,
252
00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:56,325
before I throw up
my breakfast sundae.
253
00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:02,731
There.
All packed.
254
00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:05,167
All right.
Enjoy your vacation.
255
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,803
Vaca...
This is riot gear!
256
00:10:07,805 --> 00:10:10,739
Batons, stun guns, flak jackets?
257
00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:11,573
Everything we need
258
00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:13,609
to control the perimeter
of the drive-in.
259
00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:15,043
I even watched
Escape from New York
260
00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:16,678
to get the juices flowing.
261
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,781
A grain elevator scale?
262
00:10:18,783 --> 00:10:20,749
It's the most accurate scale
in town.
263
00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,317
Now, Ike just weighed your car.
264
00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:24,686
Now I'll get in,
and they'll weigh it again.
265
00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:26,655
Then they'll subtract
the weight of the car,
266
00:10:26,657 --> 00:10:28,791
and voilá...
190 pounds.
267
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:31,026
Hopefully this will
satisfy you all,
268
00:10:31,028 --> 00:10:33,529
and stop the endless
fat-shaming from Lacey.
269
00:10:33,531 --> 00:10:35,430
Just messin' with ya.
270
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,901
You wanna mess with me?
271
00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:41,770
I'll mess with you right back.
272
00:10:44,974 --> 00:10:46,775
Brent lent you his car?
273
00:10:46,777 --> 00:10:48,644
Even better.
I stole it.
274
00:10:48,646 --> 00:10:52,414
Oscar, you bad boy.
Tell me more.
275
00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:55,083
- I'm not wearing underwear.
- Tell me less.
276
00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:59,521
Lacey's car
weighs 3,310 pounds.
277
00:10:59,523 --> 00:11:03,659
With Brent in it,
it weighs 3,553.
278
00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:06,028
According to my calculator...
279
00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:09,665
- I know, 190.
- ... 240 pounds.
280
00:11:11,335 --> 00:11:13,168
Whoo-hoo!
Nailed it.
281
00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,703
What? That can't be right.
282
00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:16,104
But you're okay
with that, right?
283
00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:17,857
You said yourself
you're not concerned
284
00:11:17,858 --> 00:11:19,741
- about your weight.
- I'm-I'm not!
285
00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:22,077
Just... you know, maybe
run those numbers again.
286
00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,946
You know how wrong
calculators can be.
287
00:11:23,948 --> 00:11:27,482
Aw, I did make a mistake.
You weigh 243.
288
00:11:27,484 --> 00:11:28,784
Oh...
289
00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:30,687
- Whoo-hoo!
- Dammit!
290
00:11:30,688 --> 00:11:32,788
I bet it was
the breakfast sundae.
291
00:11:36,393 --> 00:11:38,727
- Notice anything?
- You smell?
292
00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:42,064
Wait, why can I smell you?
Where's my fresh air?
293
00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:43,765
You fixed my window?
294
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,902
- You son of a...
- Before you go all psycho bananas,
295
00:11:46,904 --> 00:11:48,570
I have something to show you.
296
00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:52,225
I set up a table
so you can sell snacks
297
00:11:52,226 --> 00:11:55,911
- and watch the movie.
- Oh. Thank you.
298
00:11:55,913 --> 00:11:57,045
I couldn't let you miss it,
299
00:11:57,047 --> 00:11:58,647
especially the part
where Grimm...
300
00:11:58,649 --> 00:11:59,882
Thank you and shut up!
301
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:06,121
- We're early.
- What do we do now?
302
00:12:06,123 --> 00:12:08,357
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
303
00:12:08,359 --> 00:12:12,761
- Cat nap?
- You got it, sugar lips.
304
00:12:17,934 --> 00:12:19,534
Can I uncross my arms?
305
00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:21,203
My hands are falling asleep.
306
00:12:21,205 --> 00:12:23,639
It's important
to establish dominance.
307
00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,374
Do you smell that?
308
00:12:25,376 --> 00:12:28,076
- Popcorn?
- No. Tension.
309
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,611
But also popcorn.
310
00:12:31,014 --> 00:12:32,147
Let's get some popcorn.
311
00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:34,356
It's hard
to establish dominance
312
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,685
- when you're eating popcorn.
- Cut it out, rookie.
313
00:12:36,687 --> 00:12:39,554
This parking lot
is our battlefield.
314
00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:41,623
These families, our foes.
315
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,091
They look
pretty harmless to me.
316
00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:45,660
Darkness changes everything.
317
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:48,597
Danger lurks every...
318
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:53,335
Ow!
You're slapping too hard.
319
00:12:54,971 --> 00:12:56,204
Won, have you seen Brent?
320
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,173
I've been texting,
and he's not responding.
321
00:12:58,175 --> 00:13:00,042
Consider yourself lucky.
322
00:13:00,044 --> 00:13:02,210
He's in a real foul mood.
323
00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:04,680
No. I hope he's not upset
about the weigh-in.
324
00:13:04,682 --> 00:13:06,815
Weigh-in?
That would explain a lot.
325
00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:08,984
This is our celebrity
diet section.
326
00:13:08,986 --> 00:13:10,886
You have
your Avril Lavigne Cuisines.
327
00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:12,821
Drake's Flakes
Breakfast Bowl.
328
00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:14,790
Andrea Martin
Heart-Smarten meals.
329
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,358
Why are you showing me
the diet section?
330
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,060
It's because I'm fat, isn't it?
331
00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:20,762
- You asked me to!
- Yeah, because I'm fat, Won!
332
00:13:20,764 --> 00:13:24,299
Oh... that's not good.
333
00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:31,244
I'm telling you, you're gonna
flip when you see this movie.
334
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:34,341
Not likely.
It's nice what you did here,
335
00:13:34,343 --> 00:13:37,011
but smash 'em-up movies
aren't really my thing.
336
00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:38,912
Not a lot
of character development.
337
00:13:38,914 --> 00:13:41,081
I dunno,
it showed a lot of character
338
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,017
when Grimm drove backwards
on two wheels
339
00:13:43,019 --> 00:13:43,951
through that emergency room
340
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,657
to get his girlfriend's arm
sewn back on.
341
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,889
Oops, sorry,
I'm spoiling it again.
342
00:13:48,891 --> 00:13:50,357
Can't spoil it if I don't care.
343
00:13:50,359 --> 00:13:54,993
- I'm just happy to be outside.
- We'll see. Showtime.
344
00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:03,267
Oh, there you are.
I lost you at the weigh-in.
345
00:14:03,269 --> 00:14:05,435
- Lanny kept hugging me.
- I walked home,
346
00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:06,737
which I guess is a good thing,
347
00:14:06,739 --> 00:14:08,972
since I could stand
to lose a few pounds.
348
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,108
- What are you drinking?
- It's a diet drink.
349
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:14,244
Andrea Martin
Heart-Smarten Protein Cola.
350
00:14:14,246 --> 00:14:16,180
The commercials
are kinda catchy.
351
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:18,182
♪ Well, fame is terrific ♪
352
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,217
♪ I won't sneeze at wealth ♪
353
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:21,585
♪ But nothing else matters ♪
354
00:14:21,587 --> 00:14:23,353
♪ If you don't have your health ♪
355
00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:25,422
♪ It's all about balance ♪
356
00:14:25,424 --> 00:14:29,560
♪ And it's not what you weigh ♪
357
00:14:29,562 --> 00:14:32,162
♪ Try an Andrea Martin
Heart-Smarten ♪
358
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:34,131
♪ Full meal in a can ♪
359
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:37,201
♪ Today! ♪
360
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,270
Ugh, that's terrible!
361
00:14:40,272 --> 00:14:43,106
That last line has about
11 syllables too many,
362
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:45,876
and come on,
"I won't sneeze at wealth"?
363
00:14:45,878 --> 00:14:49,479
Who wrote this,
Zero Mostel's grandmother?
364
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:51,949
I have something to confess.
365
00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:53,483
I decided to mess with you,
366
00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:55,045
and I placed a bag of grain
on the scale
367
00:14:55,047 --> 00:14:56,247
when you were getting weighed.
368
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,924
- So I'm not 240 pounds?
- It's 243, and no.
369
00:15:01,059 --> 00:15:03,393
So can we please stop
messing with each other?
370
00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,095
Come to the drive-in with me.
371
00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:07,397
You bet.
Just let me finish my drink.
372
00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:08,399
These are expensive.
373
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,735
Andrea Martin must make
a killing off this stuff.
374
00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:15,806
Okay, 800, 850, 900, 950...
375
00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:18,375
Wait, hang on,
why are these $50 bills red?
376
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:21,478
Wait, am I being paid
in Canadian money?
377
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,679
Wha... Seriously?
378
00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:25,682
Ugh, this day just gets
better and better.
379
00:15:29,587 --> 00:15:32,256
Get those sand horses
out of the way!
380
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:38,228
We're under attack!
381
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:40,564
The movie...
382
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:43,367
- it's already started.
- Oh.
383
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:47,404
All righty, then.
I'll go get some snacks.
384
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,274
Actually, I have
something else in mind.
385
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:53,110
Wipe the drool off your chin
and come here,
386
00:15:53,112 --> 00:15:54,444
you dozy dreamboat.
387
00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:59,516
I want candy and popcorn.
388
00:15:59,518 --> 00:16:02,519
- You can't have both.
- But I want both!
389
00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:04,755
Hey, Grade School,
take it down a notch.
390
00:16:04,757 --> 00:16:06,623
You want candy and popcorn?
391
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:10,027
I want three weeks vacation!
Not gonna happen.
392
00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:13,297
My advice?
Avoid the candy. Because...
393
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:16,033
the last thing you want
is a sugar high
394
00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:18,335
when all hell breaks loose.
395
00:16:18,337 --> 00:16:21,405
- Excuse us.
- There's a storm a-comin'!
396
00:16:21,407 --> 00:16:24,541
Y'all best be on the
right side when it hits!
397
00:16:24,543 --> 00:16:26,476
You wanna dial it back
there a little?
398
00:16:26,478 --> 00:16:29,981
- You promised me action!
- Relax. It'll come.
399
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:34,251
Not that I care,
but if I was Grimm,
400
00:16:34,253 --> 00:16:36,353
I wouldn't trust the guy
with the eyepatch.
401
00:16:36,355 --> 00:16:38,689
He just...
Don't get in the car, Grimm!
402
00:16:38,691 --> 00:16:40,691
He cut your brake line!
403
00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,492
This movie
is cheap Hollywood trash.
404
00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:45,095
How much for popcorn
and a drink?
405
00:16:45,097 --> 00:16:46,296
Huh?
Eight bucks.
406
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,664
Can you change a ten?
407
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:50,233
Does no one have
exact change?!
408
00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:52,536
My word is my bond.
409
00:16:52,538 --> 00:16:54,204
What happened?
Grimm invested in bonds?
410
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:55,305
No, no.
411
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,641
He agreed to escort
the drug lord's daughter
412
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,608
out of the country,
413
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,610
even though he knows
there's an ambush waiting
414
00:17:00,612 --> 00:17:03,413
- at the border.
- He knows about the ambush?
415
00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:04,348
Good!
416
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:07,284
...is what someone might say
if they cared.
417
00:17:07,286 --> 00:17:08,352
Okay, what happened
418
00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:09,914
while you were telling me
what happened?
419
00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:13,457
- How much for the gummy chews?
- Honour system!
420
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:16,660
This is just as boring
as any other night.
421
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:21,131
Oh, there's trouble afoot
if you dig a little deeper.
422
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:23,467
Follow me.
423
00:17:23,469 --> 00:17:24,935
Evening, folks.
424
00:17:24,937 --> 00:17:27,804
Noticed you handing something
back and forth between cars.
425
00:17:27,806 --> 00:17:30,006
Nothing illegal, I hope.
426
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:33,343
- Like drugs?
- We're sharing jelly beans.
427
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:38,081
Oh. These cars are parked
a little too close for comfort.
428
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,484
Ravi, is Won crowding you?
429
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:43,387
Actually, I am getting
a little irritated.
430
00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:45,389
See, Karen?
Powder keg.
431
00:17:45,391 --> 00:17:47,357
You're distracting us
from the movie.
432
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,825
And Karen's
blocking the screen.
433
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,982
- Ah, you're in a better mood.
- I am, now that I know
434
00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:56,333
I'm actually 190 pounds.
435
00:17:56,335 --> 00:17:58,802
Well, I didn't say
you were 190.
436
00:17:58,804 --> 00:17:59,936
The grain bag on the scale
437
00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:02,105
definitely didn't weigh 53 pounds.
438
00:18:02,107 --> 00:18:07,344
- 20, tops.
- So I weigh... 223 pounds?!
439
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:09,713
- Why would you tell me that?
- I'm sorry.
440
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,015
Look, it's probably
just water weight
441
00:18:12,017 --> 00:18:14,885
from all the sodium
in that protein pop.
442
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,953
Maybe.
I did drink five of them.
443
00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:17,587
There you go.
444
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:21,491
Mind you, you didn't drink
those until after the weigh-in.
445
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:24,361
Wow, you are terrible
at consoling people.
446
00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:27,431
- I think I'll go for a walk.
- Brent, wait!
447
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,065
Grimm, wait!
448
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:34,571
Who moved my car?
449
00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:40,310
Here comes the big moment.
450
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,190
Hey, who's in my...
451
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:01,630
My eyes!
My eyes!
452
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:03,675
Oh, grow up.
453
00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:08,905
What the hell happened?
454
00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:10,540
Where is the movie?
455
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,309
This isn't funny, Hank!
456
00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:13,677
I want my money back!
457
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:16,546
- You didn't pay anything!
- Then we want free snacks.
458
00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:17,981
Hey! You can't have those!
459
00:19:17,983 --> 00:19:20,450
No?
Well, we can throw 'em!
460
00:19:22,721 --> 00:19:23,820
The spark...
461
00:19:23,822 --> 00:19:27,086
- Let's get the hell outta here.
- It's Pelly time!
462
00:19:27,859 --> 00:19:29,593
Brent!
What happened?
463
00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:31,495
Parents... embracing.
464
00:19:31,497 --> 00:19:33,897
Limbs entwined like snakes.
465
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,270
Officer Kick-Ass at your service.
466
00:19:40,272 --> 00:19:43,406
- I hate bottled water!
- Put that back!
467
00:19:43,408 --> 00:19:45,510
- Wind chimes!
- Ho!
468
00:19:45,511 --> 00:19:46,643
- Ha...
- Whoa!
469
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,411
Ha! That'll teach you to...
470
00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:54,451
Oops.
471
00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:00,256
It's amazing
how some people change
472
00:20:00,258 --> 00:20:01,524
when there's a crisis.
473
00:20:01,526 --> 00:20:03,793
Phew, you think
you know people.
474
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:06,629
Yeah.
You think you know people.
475
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,632
Um, I feel bad
476
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,601
that things got
a little crazy last night,
477
00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:15,071
and I think an apology
is owed to everyone.
478
00:20:15,073 --> 00:20:18,475
- Lacey?
- Me? W-Why should I apologize?
479
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,944
You started this all
with the fat-shaming.
480
00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:21,845
If that hadn't happened,
481
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,080
I wouldn't have been upset,
gone to my car,
482
00:20:24,082 --> 00:20:26,416
and seen that-which-will-
never-be-mentioned-again,
483
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:28,284
which made me wreck the projector.
484
00:20:28,286 --> 00:20:31,287
Why are you freaking out?
We were fully clothed.
485
00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:32,956
I saw part of your bra strap.
486
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,392
Look, everyone
just wants to know
487
00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:36,860
how the movie ends.
488
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,796
I mean, I don't,
but these sheep.
489
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:40,964
Oh, well, that's easy.
490
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,699
We can watch it
on the screen at the bar.
491
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,935
Yes! Now we...
They can find out...
492
00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:47,971
if Grimm survives
going over the cliff.
493
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:49,239
He's not even in the car.
494
00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:50,507
He jumped at the last minute,
495
00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:52,876
punched out the body guard,
and escaped to Fiji
496
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,848
with the drug lord's daughter.
497
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,947
Oh.
Did I do it again?
498
00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:02,118
It's Pelly time!
499
00:21:06,554 --> 00:21:07,988
♪ I don't know ♪
500
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,756
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
501
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,762
♪ I don't know ♪
502
00:21:15,764 --> 00:21:18,531
♪ I just... don't know ♪
503
00:21:21,002 --> 00:21:23,069
♪ Ooh... ♪
504
00:21:23,071 --> 00:21:27,173
- ♪ It's a great big place ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
505
00:21:27,175 --> 00:21:30,977
- ♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
- ♪ Ooh... ♪
506
00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:35,181
- ♪ And it's my happy place ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪
507
00:21:35,781 --> 00:21:38,651
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