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SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF. 13 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,064 YEAH. 14 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,067 WE-- UM, I WANT TO WORK WITH HANDICAPPED CHILDREN. 15 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:11,071 AND MY PARENTS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. 16 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,575 OH, AND I START CONVENT SCHOOL NEXT SEMESTER... 17 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,579 AND I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE. 18 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:23,082 [ Laughter ] APRIL FOOL'S. 19 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,585 WELL, NIKKI, BABY, YOU'RE OUTRAGEOUS! 20 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,587 NOW GET OUT OF HERE, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD. 21 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,589 [ Laughing ] ALL RIGHT. 22 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,092 ALL RIGHT. UH, KIT. KIT, HOW 'BOUT YOU? 23 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:36,596 I PASS. UH, ARCH, SKIP, WHERE ARE YOU? 24 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:41,100 [ Clears Throat ] YEAH, YEAH. UH, YEAH. COME ON. HELP ME OUT. 25 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,105 YEAH, SURE. UH-HUH. I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE. 26 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,608 [ Laughing ] DIDN'T WE? WE DID. ON THE FIRST DATE. 27 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:51,611 DIDN'T WE, HONEY? HE'S AN ANIMAL. GET OFF OF ME. 28 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,617 [ Woman Sighs ] OH, SHIT! 29 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,119 NEED ANY HELP DOWN THERE? 30 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:04,624 NO. CLARA, THANKS. I'M JUST TRYING SOME LAST MINUTE STRAIGHTENING UP DOWN HERE. 31 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,627 GOD, I DON'T THINK I'VE WORKED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. 32 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,631 - OW. - YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STAY? 33 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,635 THERE'S GONNA BE NOBODY AROUND HERE TO HELP TILL THE FIRST FERRY BACK MONDAY, YOU KNOW. 34 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,138 NO. CLARA, YOU'RE A PEACH. THIS ONE'S MINE. 35 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,142 I TOLD MY FATHER I'D DO IT, AND I WILL, MY WAY. 36 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,645 WE DON'T WANT HIM TO HAVE ANY EXCUSES. 37 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,648 ALL RIGHT THEN. HAVE A NICE PARTY. 38 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,152 NICE? 39 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,654 IT'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN NICE. 40 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,156 IT'S GONNA BE BLOODY UNFORGETTABLE. 41 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,159 GOOD LUCK. 42 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,810 - [ Girl Screaming ] - [ Laughter ] 43 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,823 [ Gulls Squawking ] 44 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,830 [ Horn Blowing ] HERE COMES THE FERRY. 45 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,832 [ Horn Continues ] 46 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,837 COME ON. I CALL SHOTGUN. 47 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,848 [ Woman ] IS THIS THE FERRY TO THE ST. JOHN HOUSE? YEAH, ANY SECOND NOW. 48 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:52,852 OH, GOD. THANK GOODNESS. I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS ON THE RIGHT ROAD OR NOT. 49 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:56,355 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. KIT GRAHAM. 50 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,858 NAN YOUNGBLOOD. HI, AND THAT'S NIKKI BRASHEARS. 51 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,361 ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING A WHILE? 52 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,864 UM, NO, IT'S JUST SOME-- 53 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,867 SOME WORK FOR FINALS WHEN WE GET BACK. 54 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,870 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FAR BEHIND I AM. HI, HOW'S IT GOING? 55 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,372 I GOT IT. HI. ARCH CUMMINGS. HI. NAN. 56 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,875 I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND. JEWETT HALL, RIGHT? YEAH. 57 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,878 CHAZ VYSHINSKY. YOU'VE GOT GREAT LEGS. 58 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,381 CHAZ, NOW THAT SHE ALREADY HAS HER BAGS-- 59 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,387 I ONLY MET MUFFY THIS TERM... IN DRAMA SOCIETY. 60 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,890 I VOLUNTEERED TO DO THEIR COSTUMES. 61 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,892 I LIKE TO SEW. 62 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,395 DID YOU SEE HER IN GHOSTS? NO. 63 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:39,399 OH, SHE WAS WONDERFUL. SHE'S SO TALENTED. 64 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,401 [ Chuckles ] YEAH, SHE IS. 65 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,407 [ Chuckles ] 66 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,924 GUY, YOUR FLY IS OPEN... 67 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,926 AND YOUR HOSTESS TWINKIE IS HANGING OUT. 68 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,928 HUH? 69 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,433 - [ Chuckles ] - COME ON IF YOU'RE COMING. 70 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,936 UM, EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE-- 71 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,940 THIS IS FRIDAY-- MY LAST RUN OF THE WEEK. I DON'T GET PAID OVERTIME. 72 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,943 BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY WAY OVER... 73 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,945 AND IF HE MISSES THIS ONE, THEN HOW IS HE SUP-- [ Car Horn Honking ] 74 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,544 WAIT UP! [ Cheering ] 75 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,964 GO, GO, GO, GO! 76 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,466 SORRY, GUYS. NIK, CHAZ, HI. 77 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,468 ROB FERRIS. HI. HI. 78 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,972 WHOA! HI, HARVEY HAL EDISON, JR. 79 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:57,476 BUT, PLEASE, CALL ME HAL. ONLY MY FOLKS CALL ME HARVE, AND I JUST CAN'T STAND IT. 80 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,479 UH, SURE IS A PRETTY SPOT HERE, ISN'T IT? 81 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,482 YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MUFFY ST. JOHN? 82 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,486 SURE AM. WE SIT TOGETHER IN ECON 345. 83 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,489 I LET HER COPY MY MARGINAL UTILITY CURVES. 84 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,991 OH, I GET IT. THAT'S A JOKE! 85 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,995 HARVE-- HAL! SPRINGSTEEN! STILL THE BOSS! 86 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,497 [ Chuckles ] 87 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,000 OKAY, LET'S GO. WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 88 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,502 [ Hal ] YOU ALL, UH, BUDDIES? 89 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,505 EXCEPT FOR SKIP AND NAN. THEY ONLY JUST MET. 90 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,457 BUT WE WILL BE. 91 00:08:28,457 --> 00:08:31,009 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO HIM, THOUGH. HE'S MUFFY'S COUSIN. 92 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,013 OH, NO KIDDING! DISTANT. 93 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:38,017 OVER THE HORIZON. OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVITED. UH-HUH. 94 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:41,020 OLD MONEY NEVER MIXES FAMILY WITH FRIENDS. 95 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,023 THIS IS TRUE, FOR AS LONG AS I'VE KNOWN HER. 96 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,525 OR TO PROTECT HER FAMILY, I GUESS. 97 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,028 NO, TO KEEP HER FRIENDS. 98 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,530 CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS, BIG GUY. [ Chuckles ] 99 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,033 HEY, HEY, WHAT'S THIS? YOU UP FOR A GAME OF STRETCH? 100 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:57,536 OKAY. SKIP, YOUR FLY IS OPEN. 101 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,539 EAT IT. 102 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,544 AH, ROB. YOUR FLY... IS OPEN. 103 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,049 OKAY, DON'T BELIEVE ME. 104 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:15,054 OH, NICE. [ Engine Starting ] 105 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,506 WE'RE OFF. 106 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,062 BYE. 107 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,067 OH! WHOO! 108 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,070 [ Laughing ] FIRST ROUND, THE CHAMP! 109 00:10:03,642 --> 00:10:07,646 YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND AMAZING? MUFFY'S HER REAL NAME. 110 00:10:07,646 --> 00:10:09,648 I MEAN, MY NAME'S HARVEY, BUT THEY CALL ME HAL. 111 00:10:09,648 --> 00:10:12,651 SO I FIGURED MUFFY MUST STAND FOR SOMETHING-- MUFFIN? 112 00:10:12,651 --> 00:10:17,155 MUFF-CHILD, MOFFO, THE MUFFSTER, MUFF 'N' STUFF. 113 00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:20,159 MUFF DIVE. [ Chuckling ] 114 00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:25,164 [ Clears Throat ] 115 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:30,168 [ Coughs ] HI, WHAT ARE YOU READING? 116 00:10:30,169 --> 00:10:32,671 UH, MILTON'S PARADISE LOST. 117 00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:35,173 FOR PROFESSOR RUSSO'S COURSE IN ENGLISH EPIC. 118 00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:38,677 HMM. YOU KNOW, IT'S A SHAME. 119 00:10:38,677 --> 00:10:41,680 IT'S A DYING FORM. DYING. 120 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:45,684 NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE READ IT NOWADAYS, EVEN IN COLLEGE. 121 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:47,686 REALLY? 122 00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:51,189 [ Scoffs ] WHAT ABOUT YOU? 123 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:55,194 OH, UH, TREASURE ISLAND, THE HISTORY OF PORNOGRAPHY IN AMERICA. 124 00:10:56,695 --> 00:10:58,697 KIT, I'M A STATE UNIVERSITY BOY. 125 00:10:58,697 --> 00:11:03,151 I DON'T HAVE THE PERKS LIKE SOME OF YOU PRIVATE COLLEGE KIDS DO. NO, NO. DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 126 00:11:03,152 --> 00:11:05,204 FIRST, THOUGH, I'M HOPING TO INTERVIEW WITH HER DADDY'S COMPANY, 127 00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:08,207 SOUTHERN REGIONAL SALES, NEXT YEAR BEFORE GRADUATION. 128 00:11:08,207 --> 00:11:11,710 YOU KNOW, HE'S WORTH MORE THAN 50 MILLION OVER THE COUNTER. 129 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:14,713 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHY SHE INVITED ME, DO YOU? 130 00:11:17,216 --> 00:11:22,221 I MEAN, MY GOD, WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE SHELTERED, LITTLE COLLEGE KIDS OUR WHOLE LIFE. 131 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:24,223 WAKE UP. SMELL THE BACON, NAN. 132 00:11:30,229 --> 00:11:33,232 IT'S RESEARCH THAT I CAN DO ALL ON MY OWN. 133 00:11:33,732 --> 00:11:35,233 AND THIS IS THE BEST PART. 134 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,235 I NEVER GET TIRED OF IT. 135 00:11:39,738 --> 00:11:41,239 YOU WANNA TAKE A LOOK? 136 00:11:42,741 --> 00:11:44,743 HMM? [ Sniffing ] 137 00:11:53,752 --> 00:11:56,755 BRUCE'S CAR WAS IN THE SHOP. 138 00:11:56,755 --> 00:11:59,257 I MEAN, IT WAS REALLY-- BUT THAT'S NOT MY POINT. 139 00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:01,760 [ Grunts ] FUCK! 140 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,762 OH, MY GOD! 141 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:06,765 [ Bird Screeching ] 142 00:12:09,768 --> 00:12:11,770 WE'RE GONNA SPEND A WEEKEND THERE? 143 00:12:17,776 --> 00:12:19,778 [ Skip ] WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING WIMP? 144 00:12:19,778 --> 00:12:22,730 HEY, I'M REALLY NOT THAT INTERESTED ANYMORE. 145 00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:25,283 [ Laughing ] COME ON, MAN. JUST ONE MORE! DOUBLE OR NOTHING! 146 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,786 HERE. ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. 147 00:12:27,786 --> 00:12:30,455 OH, WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU, SCARED? HEY, I SAID GIVE IT A REST! 148 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,293 - OH, FUCK! - [ Screams ] 149 00:12:37,212 --> 00:12:39,797 I'LL GET HIM. I'LL GET HIM. 150 00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:43,302 [ Indistinct Shouting ] 151 00:12:45,804 --> 00:12:49,307 WHERE IS HE, GUYS? WHERE IS HE? 152 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,312 [ Skip ] HI! 153 00:12:53,312 --> 00:12:56,732 WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR? [ Laughing ] 154 00:12:56,732 --> 00:13:00,736 WE GOT 'EM! OH, YEAH, DID WE NAIL 'EM! 155 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,822 [ Chaz ] HA, HA, HA. APRIL FOOL'S. VERY FUNNY. 156 00:13:03,822 --> 00:13:07,325 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? SOMEBODY COULD HAVE GOTTEN VERY HURT OUT THERE. 157 00:13:07,326 --> 00:13:11,330 OH, AT LEAST WE DON'T GO FOR "THIS SHOELACE IS UNTIED" CRAP. 158 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,832 YOU KNOW THAT. [ Laughs ] 159 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,252 OH, GREAT! SHIT! 160 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:19,254 [ Laughter Continues ] 161 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,839 OKAY, BUCK. COME ON OUT OF THERE. 162 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,842 COME ON. I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP UP HERE. 163 00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:25,844 NO, NO. I'LL JUST DO IT FROM HERE. 164 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:28,346 THROW ME THE LINE. 165 00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:30,849 THIS ONE? THAT'S THE ONE. THAT'LL WORK. 166 00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:33,351 THANK YOU. 167 00:13:33,352 --> 00:13:35,854 SOME HERO YOU TURNED OUT TO BE. 168 00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:38,356 I TOOK OFF MY JACKET AND SHOES. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 169 00:13:38,357 --> 00:13:40,359 THERE WERE THREE GUYS IN THE WATER. CHAZ. 170 00:13:40,859 --> 00:13:43,811 I'M ONLY KIDDING. NIKKI, CAN WE BORROW YOUR TOWEL? 171 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:47,282 [ Nikki ] YEAH. [ Engine Restarts ] 172 00:13:47,282 --> 00:13:49,867 [ Laughing ] H-HEY. 173 00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:53,371 YOU GUYS GOT TO ADMIT-- YOU GUYS GOT TO ADMIT IT WAS A HELL OF A TRICK. 174 00:13:53,372 --> 00:13:55,874 I LOVED IT. UNFORGETTABLE. 175 00:14:06,385 --> 00:14:09,388 [ Horn Blows ] 176 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,899 - BUCK, LOOK OUT! - [ Buck Screaming ] 177 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,402 [ Screaming Continues ] 178 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,746 [ Screaming ] 179 00:14:34,747 --> 00:14:37,416 - OH, SHIT! - CALL A MEDIC! 180 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,918 [ Screaming Continues ] 181 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:44,372 CALM HIM DOWN! 182 00:14:44,373 --> 00:14:46,925 CALM HIM DOWN! 183 00:14:46,925 --> 00:14:50,428 - WE GOTTA GET HIM TO A DOCTOR! - CAL! 184 00:14:52,881 --> 00:14:54,933 - CAL! - THE BOAT! 185 00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:57,435 THE BOAT! [ Indistinct Shouting ] 186 00:14:57,436 --> 00:14:59,438 CALM HIM DOWN! 187 00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:08,446 [ Buck Screaming ] THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! 188 00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:18,957 WHAT'S GOING ON? SAM, WHAT HAPPENED? 189 00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:24,462 TRICKS. PRANKS. ASK YOUR FRIENDS. 190 00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:27,466 IS YOUR DAD AROUND? NO, HE'S IN SUTTON PLACE. WHY? 191 00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:30,969 YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM OR ANYONE ELSE? NO. 192 00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:34,472 UH, LOOK. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BORROW YOUR BOAT TO GET BACK TO SHORE. 193 00:15:35,974 --> 00:15:38,476 WE KEEP ALL THE KEYS ON A BOARD IN THE KITCHEN. 194 00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:40,979 BUT I THINK THERE'S AN EXTRA ONE UNDERNEATH THE CUSHION THERE. 195 00:15:44,483 --> 00:15:46,485 LOOK, YOU PEOPLE. 196 00:15:46,485 --> 00:15:48,987 STAY PUT, ALL OF YOU. 197 00:15:48,987 --> 00:15:51,990 IF ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS OR IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO BUCK, 198 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,992 I WANNA KNOW JUST WHERE TO FIND YOU. 199 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,502 SKIP, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 200 00:16:03,502 --> 00:16:06,004 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 201 00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:10,008 SURE. DID YOU SEE HIS FACE? 202 00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:18,516 [ Skip ] MUFFY. NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO HER. 203 00:16:25,524 --> 00:16:28,026 WELL, THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT TO BE DONE WITH THIS PLACE. 204 00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:30,528 YOU SOUND AS IF YOU OWN IT. I WILL. 205 00:16:30,529 --> 00:16:34,533 IF ALL GOES WELL, NEXT MONTH, WHEN I TURN 21, 206 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,535 IT'S MY FIRST STAGE OF INHERITANCE. 207 00:16:36,535 --> 00:16:38,537 FIRST STAGE? WHAT'S YOUR SECOND? 208 00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:42,541 TAXES. YOU MAY BE TALKING TO YOUR FUTURE BOSS, HARVE. 209 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,494 [ Gasps ] NIKKI, 210 00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:48,547 BURN MY BAGS, BABY. 211 00:16:48,547 --> 00:16:51,049 I AM HOME! 212 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:54,552 OH, YEAH! I COULD GET REALLY USED TO THIS. 213 00:16:54,553 --> 00:16:58,056 WE USED TO SPEND ALL OUR SUMMERS HERE BEFORE MY MOTHER DIED. 214 00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:00,558 THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL PLACE TO ME. 215 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,561 IT'S LIKE A DREAM. 216 00:17:02,561 --> 00:17:05,013 ON A CLEAR DAY, YOU CAN SEE THE KENNEDYS. 217 00:17:05,013 --> 00:17:08,066 WOW! YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS. 218 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:12,070 ♪ [ Humming Theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey ] 219 00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:17,575 OH, MUFFERS! OUR VERY OWN PLACE SETTINGS... 220 00:17:17,576 --> 00:17:20,579 WITH OUR VERY OWN PLACE CARDS... 221 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:23,081 AND A HIS AND HER LITTLE DOLLY! 222 00:17:23,081 --> 00:17:27,085 IT'S JUST LIKE IN AGATHA CHRISTIE. AND SPORKS! 223 00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:30,588 "SPORKS"? AND NAPKINS WITH LITTLE BUNNIES ON 'EM. 224 00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:33,091 GEE, MUFF, YOU REALLY SPARED NO EXPENSE. 225 00:17:33,091 --> 00:17:35,093 WELL, NOW, HOW DO YOU THINK DADDY MADE HIS MONEY? 226 00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,595 THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- HE INHERITED IT. 227 00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:40,098 I USED TO HAVE ALL OF HER OUTFITS. 228 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:42,600 HOLD IT! NOW DON'T ANYBODY MOVE, 229 00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:45,604 BUT BEFORE THIS NIGHT IS OVER, SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM... 230 00:17:45,604 --> 00:17:48,106 [ Evil Laugh ] 231 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:51,109 WILL PULL HIS WANG. 232 00:17:53,612 --> 00:17:58,116 [ Nikki ] "MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WAS, 'A,' PAINFUL AND DEGRADING, 233 00:17:58,116 --> 00:18:01,119 "'B,' NOT SO HOT, BUT I REALLY CARED ABOUT HIM, 234 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,621 "'C,' I WAS READY TO TRY AGAIN... 235 00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:08,627 OR 'D,' WILDLY EXCITING-- I HAD AN ORGASM." 236 00:18:10,629 --> 00:18:14,132 "A" AND PART OF "B." 237 00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:18,136 "A" AND "B." "PAINFUL AND DEGRADING," "NOT SO HOT, BUT I REALLY CARED ABOUT HIM." 238 00:18:19,638 --> 00:18:22,641 [ Kit ] AW! AW, THAT'S SO SWEET! 239 00:18:22,641 --> 00:18:26,144 [ Laughs ] I'LL TAKE "B." 240 00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:28,146 "NOT SO HOT, BUT I REALLY CARED ABOUT HIM." 241 00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:30,648 WAS IT ROB? 242 00:18:30,649 --> 00:18:33,151 UH, NO, IT WASN'T ROB. 243 00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:35,153 [ Kit ] UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU, NIKKI? 244 00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:37,655 UM... "A" AND "D," 245 00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:41,159 "PAINFUL AND DEGRADING," "WILDLY EXCITING-- I HAD AN ORGASM." 246 00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:43,161 WHAT CAN I SAY? UH-- [ Clears Throat ] [ Laughing ] 247 00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:45,663 ANYWAY, "THE ONE THING I HAVEN'T TRIED YET... 248 00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:49,668 "BUT AM INTENSELY CURIOUS ABOUT IS: 249 00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:52,671 "'A,' ORAL SEX, 250 00:18:52,671 --> 00:18:56,174 "'B,' ANAL ENTRY, 251 00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:59,177 "'C,' S AND M, 'D,' GROUP SEX, 252 00:18:59,177 --> 00:19:04,682 'E,' LESBIAN SEX OR 'F,' ALL OF THE ABOVE." 253 00:19:07,185 --> 00:19:09,136 WHAT WAS "C"? 254 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:12,690 HI, MY NAME IS MARY O'TOOLE O'REILLY O'SHEA, 255 00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:17,195 AND I WANT TO GO TO CONVENT SCHOOL AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 256 00:19:17,195 --> 00:19:20,198 WELCOME. WELCOME TO MY HOME... 257 00:19:20,198 --> 00:19:23,201 AND LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND UNDESERVING. 258 00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:26,204 UH, MY NAME IS ARCH CUMMINGS, AND I'M ON A MISSION HERE. 259 00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:31,209 I'M ON A MISSION TO BED AS MANY WOMEN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 260 00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:33,711 NAN'S OUT, TO BE HONEST. 261 00:19:33,712 --> 00:19:36,214 UH... SHE LIKES THE THEATER, 262 00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:38,589 AND, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 263 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:42,093 YEAH, SHE'S OUT OF THOSE FIRST ROUND DRAFT CHOICES, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 264 00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:58,168 POOR BOY CAN SAY, "FUCK YOU, DAD. 265 00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:02,172 I'M MY OWN PERSON." 266 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:06,677 WHAT'S HIS FATHER GONNA DO, KICK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE? 267 00:21:06,677 --> 00:21:09,680 DISINHERIT HIM? 268 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,682 HIS LIFE WON'T HAVE CHANGED MUCH. 269 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,637 HE'S GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. 270 00:21:17,138 --> 00:21:18,639 HIS FATHER'S LOVE. 271 00:21:20,141 --> 00:21:22,143 [ Scoffs ] 272 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:27,114 THAT WAS LOST A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. 273 00:21:30,618 --> 00:21:34,121 SKIP, BLAMING YOURSELF WON'T MAKE BUCK ANY BETTER. 274 00:21:36,123 --> 00:21:38,125 HI. HI. 275 00:21:41,629 --> 00:21:44,632 TA-DA! BOY, MUFFY, YOU SURE KNOW... 276 00:21:44,632 --> 00:21:47,134 HOW TO MAKE A GUY LOOK FORWARD TO... DESSERT. 277 00:21:47,134 --> 00:21:49,136 PLEASE, GOD, LET IT BE DING-DONGS. 278 00:21:49,136 --> 00:21:53,140 ST. JOHN HOSPITALITY TAKEN TO THE EXTREME. 279 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:56,143 [ Hal ] I THINK IT'S REAL FRIENDLY. MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. 280 00:21:56,143 --> 00:21:58,645 - [ Kit ] HOW ARE WE GONNA FEEL AFTER THESE BEANS? - [ Flatulence ] 281 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,652 [ Flatulence Continues ] 282 00:22:06,153 --> 00:22:08,655 YOU GUYS! [ Laughter ] 283 00:22:10,157 --> 00:22:12,609 CARE FOR SOME BEANS? 284 00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:18,165 [ Laughter Continues ] 285 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,672 [ Howling ] 286 00:22:26,173 --> 00:22:28,175 [ Howling Continues ] 287 00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,687 [ Coughs ] 288 00:22:43,691 --> 00:22:45,192 [ Distant Crash ] 289 00:22:46,694 --> 00:22:48,696 I WONDER HOW BUCK'S DOING. 290 00:22:49,196 --> 00:22:52,199 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD CALL OR SOMETHING? I'LL CALL LATER. 291 00:22:52,199 --> 00:22:55,702 I'M SURE HE'S GETTING THE BEST MEDICAL CARE AVAILABLE, RIGHT? 292 00:22:55,703 --> 00:22:58,205 YOU GUYS, LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 293 00:23:00,207 --> 00:23:02,709 WELL... UH, 294 00:23:02,710 --> 00:23:06,213 HARVE'S GOT HIS JOB INTERVIEW ALL FIGURED OUT. 295 00:23:06,714 --> 00:23:08,716 WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US? DOES ANYONE KNOW... 296 00:23:08,716 --> 00:23:11,218 WHAT THEY'RE GONNA BE DOING AFTER GRADUATION? 297 00:23:17,224 --> 00:23:19,226 [ Laughing ] [ Laughter ] 298 00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:22,229 - GOOD CHOICE, ARCH. - [ Arch ] THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 299 00:23:22,229 --> 00:23:25,732 HERE WE ARE, PRIVILEGED, INDEPENDENT, 300 00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:28,235 THE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE RIGHT AT THIS TABLE. 301 00:23:28,235 --> 00:23:32,239 NOT ONE OF US KNOWS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO WITH THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 302 00:23:32,239 --> 00:23:34,241 ROB KNOWS. KIT, COME ON. 303 00:23:34,241 --> 00:23:36,243 ROB IS GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. 304 00:23:36,243 --> 00:23:38,745 NO SHIT. YOU GOT EARLY ACCEPTANCE? 305 00:23:38,746 --> 00:23:40,748 WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AT SOME OTHER TIME. 306 00:23:40,748 --> 00:23:42,750 WHY? YOU ALREADY HAD THE MEETING WITH YOUR COUNSELOR. 307 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:46,253 KIT, I DON'T THINK HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 308 00:23:46,754 --> 00:23:50,257 [ Rob ] NO, NO, I DON'T MIND. [ Kit ] HEY, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, RIGHT? 309 00:23:50,257 --> 00:23:52,759 SORT OF. 310 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,762 HE SAID TO FORGET IT. 311 00:23:56,764 --> 00:24:00,768 HE SAID THAT MY GRADES MIGHT BE OKAY, 312 00:24:00,768 --> 00:24:04,271 BUT, WELL, BASICALLY, I POSSESS AN ESSENTIAL LACK OF SERIOUSNESS. 313 00:24:04,271 --> 00:24:06,273 AND THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK FOR. 314 00:24:06,273 --> 00:24:08,775 [ Arch ] HIM TOO? THAT'S WHAT MY GUY SAID. 315 00:24:08,776 --> 00:24:11,278 I SAID, "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. 316 00:24:11,278 --> 00:24:13,780 "I MEAN, HOW CAN ANYONE BE SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING... 317 00:24:13,781 --> 00:24:15,783 "WHEN SOME MORON CAN STEAL A BOMB OR PUSH A BUTTON... 318 00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:18,285 AND NUKE US ALL UNTIL OUR SHADOWS GLOW?" 319 00:24:18,285 --> 00:24:20,787 HE WASN'T IMPRESSED WITH THAT, BUT-- 320 00:24:20,788 --> 00:24:22,790 [ Laughing ] 321 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:27,795 OH, WHAT'S THIS? DOM PERIGNON SPARKLING ROSE? [ Kit ] OH! 322 00:24:27,795 --> 00:24:29,797 SMELLS LIKE RIPPLE. 323 00:24:29,797 --> 00:24:31,799 [ Nikki ] YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF AGAIN, ST. JOHN. 324 00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:34,301 CAN I MAKE A TOAST? 325 00:24:36,303 --> 00:24:38,805 WELL... 326 00:24:38,806 --> 00:24:41,308 SOMEONE ONCE SAID TO ME... 327 00:24:41,308 --> 00:24:44,311 TO CHERISH THE FRIENDS YOU MAKE IN COLLEGE. 328 00:24:44,311 --> 00:24:46,813 I TRY TO CHERISH ALL THE FRIENDS I MAKE. [ Laughter ] 329 00:24:46,814 --> 00:24:50,317 STOP IT! BECAUSE-- 330 00:24:50,317 --> 00:24:54,321 BECAUSE THEY'LL BE THE FRIENDS YOU CHERISH MOST FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 331 00:24:55,823 --> 00:24:59,326 SO... WELL, HERE'S TO US. 332 00:24:59,326 --> 00:25:01,328 AND HERE'S TO MY LIFE... 333 00:25:01,328 --> 00:25:03,330 BECAUSE I'M VERY GLAD TO BE HERE... 334 00:25:03,330 --> 00:25:05,332 AND TO BE A PART OF ALL OF YOU. 335 00:25:06,834 --> 00:25:09,336 MUFFY, ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD TO THAT? 336 00:25:09,336 --> 00:25:11,338 WHY ME? 337 00:25:11,839 --> 00:25:14,341 [ Nan Laughing ] BECAUSE YOU'RE THE HOSTESS. 338 00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:18,345 [ Muffy Giggling ] 339 00:25:20,347 --> 00:25:22,849 [ Clears Throat ] 340 00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:26,353 OKAY. IN HIS LIFE OF JOHNSON, 341 00:25:26,353 --> 00:25:29,356 JAMES BOSWELL SAID, 342 00:25:29,356 --> 00:25:33,860 "WE CANNOT PREDICT THE PRECISE MOMENT WHEN FRIENDSHIPS ARE FORMED. 343 00:25:35,362 --> 00:25:38,365 "AS IN FILLING A VESSEL, DROP BY DROP, 344 00:25:38,365 --> 00:25:40,867 THERE IS AT LAST ONE WHICH MAKES IT RUN OVER." 345 00:25:40,868 --> 00:25:43,370 [ Snoring ] 346 00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:45,872 "SO, IN A SERIES--" 347 00:25:45,873 --> 00:25:49,877 "SO, IN A SERIES OF KINDNESSES, 348 00:25:49,877 --> 00:25:54,381 "THERE IS AT LAST ONE... WHICH MAKES THE HEART RUN OVER. 349 00:25:56,383 --> 00:25:58,385 "SO, WITH HIS TOAST, 350 00:25:58,385 --> 00:26:02,889 MAY OUR HEARTS RUN OVER AND OUR FRIENDSHIPS BE FORMED." 351 00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:04,892 ALL RIGHT. OH, CHEERS! 352 00:26:04,892 --> 00:26:07,394 [ Together ] CHEERS! [ Arch ] GOING DOWN. 353 00:26:07,394 --> 00:26:09,896 OKAY. MMM! 354 00:26:09,897 --> 00:26:12,900 - OH, MY GOD! - OH, NO! 355 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:16,403 - MUFFY! - [ Laughing ] 356 00:26:17,404 --> 00:26:19,406 APRIL FOOL. 357 00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,928 WOW, WHAT IS THIS, THE BRIDAL SUITE? 358 00:26:41,428 --> 00:26:44,431 YOU LIKE IT? I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED THE ROOM. 359 00:26:44,431 --> 00:26:46,433 I'LL FIND A USE FOR IT. 360 00:26:48,435 --> 00:26:50,437 MUFFY. 361 00:26:50,437 --> 00:26:55,442 UM, I KNOW YOU AND ARCH HAD SOMETHING GOING BEFORE I MET HIM. 362 00:26:55,442 --> 00:26:57,944 ARCH IS SWEET, BUT HE ONLY HAS TWO EXPRESSIONS-- 363 00:26:58,445 --> 00:26:59,946 COLLAR UP AND COLLAR DOWN. 364 00:26:59,947 --> 00:27:02,449 YEAH, I FOUND THAT OUT. 365 00:27:02,449 --> 00:27:05,452 UM... GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY NOW IS-- 366 00:27:06,954 --> 00:27:09,957 UM... WELL, YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO GET THERE FIRST, 367 00:27:09,957 --> 00:27:11,959 BUT THIS TIME CHAZ IS MINE, OKAY? 368 00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:15,462 - WHAT ABOUT HAL? - HARVEY? 369 00:27:15,462 --> 00:27:18,965 MR. JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT? OH, PLEASE! 370 00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:22,969 YUCK! 371 00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:27,474 NOW DON'T-- DON'T TRY TO TELL ME YOU HADN'T THOUGHT OF ME IN THAT WAY, MUFFY. 372 00:27:27,474 --> 00:27:29,976 WHY, I FELT THE SPARK BETWEEN US... 373 00:27:29,977 --> 00:27:33,480 THE VERY FIRST TIME WE EVER LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER. 374 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,982 IN ECON 345. 375 00:27:38,986 --> 00:27:40,988 WHY, JUST THINK OF IT, MUFFY. 376 00:27:40,988 --> 00:27:44,992 WITH MY-- MY TALENT... 377 00:27:44,992 --> 00:27:46,994 AND YOUR... 378 00:27:48,495 --> 00:27:50,997 MONEY-- 379 00:27:50,998 --> 00:27:53,000 NO. 380 00:27:57,004 --> 00:27:59,506 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 381 00:27:59,506 --> 00:28:02,008 WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME PRIVACY. 382 00:28:04,011 --> 00:28:06,513 [ Clears Throat ] 383 00:28:06,513 --> 00:28:08,515 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. 384 00:28:08,515 --> 00:28:13,520 UNLESS MUFFY KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT US... WE DON'T. 385 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,522 HOLD ME, BIG FELLA. HOLD ME! 386 00:28:15,522 --> 00:28:18,024 JUST HOLSTER IT, COWBOY, WILL YA? 387 00:28:18,025 --> 00:28:20,527 LET'S PLAY HIDE THE SAUSAGE. 388 00:28:20,527 --> 00:28:23,530 [ Laughing ] GIDDYAP! 389 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:27,033 OH, HOLD ME LIKE A MAN, GENERAL! STOP IT! 390 00:28:27,034 --> 00:28:30,537 WHY, JUST THINK OF IT, MUFFERS. 391 00:28:30,537 --> 00:28:34,541 WITH MY RAW, DRIVIN' TALENT... 392 00:28:37,544 --> 00:28:39,546 [ Chuckles ] 393 00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:41,548 AND YOUR, UH-- 394 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:45,552 AND YOUR-- 395 00:29:04,071 --> 00:29:05,572 [ Door Opens ] 396 00:29:19,586 --> 00:29:21,588 WRONG ROOM. 397 00:29:21,588 --> 00:29:23,590 [ Loud Pop ] 398 00:29:25,092 --> 00:29:27,094 SHIT. 399 00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:36,103 [ Gasps ] AH! AH! 400 00:30:09,928 --> 00:30:11,930 AW, COME ON. 401 00:30:35,453 --> 00:30:37,455 [ Water Running ] 402 00:30:38,957 --> 00:30:41,459 [ Baby Crying ] 403 00:30:46,464 --> 00:30:48,466 [ Crying Continues ] 404 00:30:51,469 --> 00:30:52,970 [ Water Stops ] 405 00:30:55,473 --> 00:30:56,974 [ Crying Continues ] 406 00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:23,501 [ Crying Stops ] 407 00:32:06,044 --> 00:32:08,046 ROB? 408 00:32:09,547 --> 00:32:11,549 ARE YOU STILL ANGRY WITH ME? 409 00:32:13,551 --> 00:32:15,553 ABOUT DINNER? 410 00:32:15,553 --> 00:32:18,055 NO. 411 00:32:18,056 --> 00:32:20,058 I'M SORRY. I'M NOT ANGRY AT YOU. 412 00:32:20,058 --> 00:32:22,560 I'M JUST-- JUST ANGRY. 413 00:33:00,098 --> 00:33:02,100 [ Chuckles ] 414 00:33:13,111 --> 00:33:15,113 OW! JESUS! [ Laughing ] 415 00:33:26,124 --> 00:33:28,126 VERY FUNNY. 416 00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:30,128 [ Laughing Continues ] 417 00:33:57,655 --> 00:34:00,157 BOO! MUFFY. [ Gasps ] 418 00:34:00,158 --> 00:34:03,161 ARCH. [ Both Chuckle ] 419 00:34:03,161 --> 00:34:06,664 HI, MUFF. HI. AH, AH, HMM. 420 00:34:06,664 --> 00:34:10,167 UM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, LOVE? 421 00:34:10,168 --> 00:34:12,670 MM-HMM! [ Squealing ] OH, MY GOD! 422 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:14,672 [ Chuckling ] 423 00:34:15,673 --> 00:34:17,675 GOOD NIGHT. 424 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:23,681 [ Sighs ] 425 00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,690 [ Moaning ] 426 00:34:59,717 --> 00:35:01,719 [ Moans ] 427 00:35:05,723 --> 00:35:07,725 MMM. OH, WAIT. OH! 428 00:35:07,725 --> 00:35:10,728 [ Bed Springs Squeaking ] 429 00:35:27,745 --> 00:35:30,748 - REAL FUNNY, YOU GUYS! - [ Moaning ] 430 00:35:31,249 --> 00:35:32,750 [ Arch ] BETTER RIDE THAN YOU CAN GIVE ME! 431 00:35:33,251 --> 00:35:36,754 [ Chuckles ] [ Grunting ] 432 00:36:05,283 --> 00:36:08,286 [ Chuckling ] 433 00:36:53,831 --> 00:36:55,833 HELLO? 434 00:37:04,342 --> 00:37:06,344 SHIT. 435 00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:14,852 [ Creak ] WHO'S THERE? 436 00:37:21,859 --> 00:37:23,861 [ Cat Meows ] OH, FUCK! 437 00:37:23,861 --> 00:37:26,363 [ Cat Meows ] JESUS CHRIST! 438 00:37:26,364 --> 00:37:28,366 FUCKIN' CAT. 439 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:32,369 OH, GOD. 440 00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:34,372 [ Sighs ] 441 00:38:05,403 --> 00:38:07,405 [ Grunting ] 442 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:21,919 MORNIN'. 443 00:38:26,924 --> 00:38:31,929 I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE ABOUT BUCK, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO-- 444 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,933 [ Rob ] GOOD MORNING. 445 00:38:36,934 --> 00:38:38,936 I WAS JUST HUNGRY. 446 00:38:38,936 --> 00:38:41,438 I MUST LOOK A MESS. 447 00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,441 OH! GOOD MORNING, MUFF. 448 00:38:44,942 --> 00:38:46,443 I FORGOT TO GET DRESSED. 449 00:38:51,449 --> 00:38:53,451 SO WHO MADE HER NIGHT? 450 00:38:53,451 --> 00:38:55,453 [ Chuckling ] I DON'T KNOW. 451 00:38:57,455 --> 00:38:59,457 WHERE'S SKIP? 452 00:38:59,457 --> 00:39:01,459 THAT DEPENDS WHAT HE'S ON. 453 00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:03,961 YOU GUYS HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING. BYE-BYE. 454 00:39:03,961 --> 00:39:07,464 HEY, NAN. NAN, WHAT ABOUT IT? COME ON. 455 00:39:07,465 --> 00:39:09,967 NO, THANKS. 456 00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:12,970 BESIDES, I THOUGHT I'D WAIT TO SEE WHAT MUFFY WANTED TO DO. 457 00:39:16,974 --> 00:39:19,977 CHAZ! 458 00:39:19,977 --> 00:39:21,979 [ Nikki Yelling ] [ Arch Hooting ] 459 00:39:21,979 --> 00:39:25,482 NIKKI! OH, OH, OH! 460 00:39:25,483 --> 00:39:28,986 - CHAZ, CALM DOWN! - [ Chuckling ] 461 00:39:28,986 --> 00:39:30,988 WHOA! HE COMES DOWN WITH IT! 462 00:39:30,988 --> 00:39:33,991 I GOT IT! NO, THAT'S MY BAD KNEE! 463 00:39:33,991 --> 00:39:36,994 I GOT IT! I GOT NIKKI, YOU GET THE BALL. NO! 464 00:39:38,996 --> 00:39:40,998 [ Chattering ] 465 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:45,503 [ Hal ] I'VE GOT HER. SHE'S COVERED. 466 00:39:45,503 --> 00:39:48,005 [ Chaz ] HARVEY, HARVEY! [ Laughing, Clapping ] 467 00:39:48,005 --> 00:39:50,507 GOOD ONE, HARVE! GOOD ONE, HARVE! 468 00:39:50,508 --> 00:39:53,511 [ Playful Shouting, Chattering ] 469 00:39:53,511 --> 00:39:55,513 BEHIND YA, BABY! 470 00:40:21,278 --> 00:40:23,280 [ Sighs ] 471 00:40:26,784 --> 00:40:29,286 HEY, ROB. WHAT'S WRONG? 472 00:40:30,788 --> 00:40:33,290 I'M JUST THINKING... 473 00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:36,293 ABOUT THAT MEETING I HAD WITH MY ADVISER. 474 00:40:37,795 --> 00:40:39,797 MAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING NOWHERE. 475 00:40:39,797 --> 00:40:42,299 HE ALWAYS SAID YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS ENOUGH. 476 00:40:45,302 --> 00:40:48,805 KIT, MAYBE IT'S CRAZY YOU INVESTING SO MUCH ENERGY IN ME. 477 00:40:51,308 --> 00:40:54,311 OH, YEAH, SURE. YOU FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT ME NOW. 478 00:40:54,311 --> 00:40:57,314 WHAT ABOUT A YEAR FROM NOW WHEN I'M A TV REPAIRMAN? 479 00:40:57,314 --> 00:41:00,317 ALL THOSE OTHER GUYS UP THERE ARE-- ROB. 480 00:41:00,818 --> 00:41:03,320 YOU'RE RIGHT. I KNOW. I TOLD YOU. I'M RIGHT. 481 00:41:05,322 --> 00:41:07,324 YOU'RE RIGHT. I KNOW. 482 00:41:07,324 --> 00:41:09,826 I'M RIGHT. I SAID I'M RIGHT. 483 00:41:10,828 --> 00:41:12,830 THERE'S NO QUESTION. I'M RIGHT. 484 00:41:12,830 --> 00:41:14,832 YOU'RE A JERK. 485 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:21,338 HUH! GOD. I AM. 486 00:41:33,851 --> 00:41:35,853 WAIT A MINUTE. 487 00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:39,356 COME HERE, BABY. 488 00:41:45,362 --> 00:41:47,364 [ Gasps ] 489 00:42:14,892 --> 00:42:19,396 [ Screaming ] 490 00:42:21,398 --> 00:42:24,401 SKIP, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 491 00:42:25,903 --> 00:42:28,405 SKIP! SKIP! 492 00:42:31,408 --> 00:42:33,910 RESPECTABLE YOUNG QUAKER COUPLE... 493 00:42:33,911 --> 00:42:37,381 RETURNING FROM QUIET AFTERNOON OF NONVIOLENT SEX. 494 00:42:37,381 --> 00:42:38,915 SO HOW WAS IT? 495 00:42:38,916 --> 00:42:40,918 WHERE'S SKIP? HAS ANYBODY SEEN HIM? 496 00:42:41,418 --> 00:42:43,386 [ Nikki ] WHO WANTS TO KNOW? GODDAMN IT! 497 00:42:43,387 --> 00:42:45,922 CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER? 498 00:42:45,923 --> 00:42:48,926 [ Kit ] WE JUST SAW HIM DOWN AT THE BOATHOUSE, DRIFTING BY ON A BOAT. 499 00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:52,429 AND HE WASN'T MOVING. HE LOOKED DEAD, UNLESS HE WAS JOKING-- 500 00:42:52,429 --> 00:42:54,931 WELL, IF IT WAS SKIP-- I SAW HIS FACE, CHAZ! 501 00:42:55,432 --> 00:42:57,901 LOOK. HAS ANYBODY SEEN HIM SINCE LAST NIGHT? 502 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:05,442 JESUS CHRIST! 503 00:43:05,442 --> 00:43:07,444 WELL, WE'LL LOOK FOR HIM. I'LL GO WITH YOU. COME ON. 504 00:43:07,444 --> 00:43:10,447 I'M COMING TOO. 505 00:43:11,448 --> 00:43:13,450 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 506 00:43:14,952 --> 00:43:17,454 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 507 00:43:17,454 --> 00:43:21,458 SKIP? HEY, ASSHOLE! 508 00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:23,960 HEY, SKIP! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 509 00:43:25,963 --> 00:43:27,464 LOOK AT THIS. 510 00:43:28,966 --> 00:43:30,968 SKIP'S KNIFE. 511 00:43:32,970 --> 00:43:36,473 THINK IT WAS THAT GUY ON THE FERRY? 512 00:43:36,473 --> 00:43:39,476 I DON'T KNOW. MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 513 00:43:39,476 --> 00:43:41,478 I SAY WE GO LOOKING FOR HIM. 514 00:43:41,478 --> 00:43:43,480 HIM OR SKIP. ONE OF 'EM HAS GOTTA BE AROUND HERE. 515 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,982 YOU MEAN SPLIT UP? YEAH. LET'S NOT-- 516 00:43:45,983 --> 00:43:48,986 NO SUCKER'S TAKING ME IN. 517 00:44:15,512 --> 00:44:17,013 [ Gasps ] 518 00:44:18,515 --> 00:44:22,018 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE AVOIDING ME. 519 00:44:22,019 --> 00:44:25,022 I GUESS IT'S YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE. 520 00:44:25,022 --> 00:44:29,026 THAT'S WHY YOU INVITED ME HERE, ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT? 521 00:44:29,026 --> 00:44:32,029 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT, FROM ONE OF YOUR PREPPY FRIENDS? 522 00:44:32,029 --> 00:44:35,532 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 523 00:44:35,532 --> 00:44:40,036 OH. YOU MEAN THE TAPE JUST GOT THERE, JUST APPEARED? 524 00:44:40,037 --> 00:44:44,541 [ Nan ] YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS. 525 00:45:01,558 --> 00:45:03,560 SKIP! 526 00:45:14,071 --> 00:45:15,572 [ Branch Snaps ] 527 00:45:18,575 --> 00:45:20,076 SKIP? 528 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,602 SKIP? 529 00:45:49,606 --> 00:45:51,608 [ Branch Snaps ] 530 00:46:06,123 --> 00:46:09,126 [ Screaming ] 531 00:46:15,132 --> 00:46:17,134 [ Screaming Continues ] 532 00:46:25,642 --> 00:46:27,143 [ Gasps ] 533 00:47:11,688 --> 00:47:13,690 ANY SIGN OF SKIP? 534 00:47:14,691 --> 00:47:17,694 NO LUCK HERE. 535 00:47:17,694 --> 00:47:21,197 WELL, WHERE'S ARCH? [ Chaz ] HE WAS WITH YOU! 536 00:47:21,198 --> 00:47:24,201 SHIT! THAT'S IT. 537 00:47:24,201 --> 00:47:28,205 I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DEFINITELY DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS. 538 00:47:28,205 --> 00:47:30,207 IT'S TIME TO CALL THE POLICE. 539 00:47:30,207 --> 00:47:33,210 8248. CONSTABLE POTTER HAS AN OFFICE AT HIS HOME. 540 00:47:33,210 --> 00:47:36,213 COME ON. WHO WANTS TEA? 541 00:47:38,715 --> 00:47:40,717 IT'LL RELAX THE NERVES. 542 00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,721 IS SHE KIDDING? 543 00:48:36,773 --> 00:48:38,775 [ Footsteps Approaching ] 544 00:48:39,776 --> 00:48:42,278 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT KIND ANYBODY WOULD LIKE, 545 00:48:42,279 --> 00:48:44,781 SO I BROUGHT THEM ALL. 546 00:48:44,781 --> 00:48:47,283 WELL, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER. 547 00:48:51,788 --> 00:48:53,790 HAS HE REACHED THE CONSTABLE? 548 00:48:53,790 --> 00:48:56,793 WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH TO THE MAINLAND YET. 549 00:48:59,296 --> 00:49:02,799 OH! OH, THE MAIN. 550 00:49:02,799 --> 00:49:06,302 IT'S PROBABLY BROKEN. THERE'S NO WATER? 551 00:49:06,303 --> 00:49:08,305 WHAT'S HAPPENING? [ Kit ] THERE'S NO WATER! 552 00:49:08,305 --> 00:49:12,309 WHAT? IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 553 00:49:12,309 --> 00:49:14,811 BUT THERE'S STILL THE WELL. 554 00:49:15,312 --> 00:49:17,814 JESUS, I'LL GO. JUST POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 555 00:49:17,814 --> 00:49:19,816 UH, NOT-- NOT WITHOUT ME. 556 00:49:24,821 --> 00:49:29,325 I'M NOT WORRIED... ABOUT THOSE TWO-- 557 00:49:29,326 --> 00:49:31,328 SKIP AND ART. 558 00:49:31,328 --> 00:49:36,333 THEY'RE PROBABLY PLAYING SOME KIND OF STUPID TRICK. 559 00:49:38,835 --> 00:49:41,838 YEAH. PROBABLY. 560 00:49:49,846 --> 00:49:51,848 [ Scoffs ] IS THAT IT? 561 00:49:53,350 --> 00:49:56,853 BOY, WHEN SHE SAID WELL, SHE REALLY MEANT WELL. 562 00:49:56,853 --> 00:49:58,855 WHO DUG THIS THING, POCAHONTAS? 563 00:49:59,356 --> 00:50:02,859 OH, HERE, HERE. LET ME DO THAT. I PROBABLY HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU. 564 00:50:02,859 --> 00:50:04,861 [ Nikki Chuckles ] 565 00:50:04,861 --> 00:50:07,864 YOU MEAN BACK HOME ON THE FARM? 566 00:50:10,867 --> 00:50:13,369 I, UH-- I KNOW YOU THINK I'M A HICK. 567 00:50:13,370 --> 00:50:16,373 BUT I'D LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THAT IF YOU'D GIVE ME A CHANCE. 568 00:50:16,373 --> 00:50:18,375 WHY? 569 00:50:22,879 --> 00:50:25,381 BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO PLOW YOUR FIELD. 570 00:50:26,883 --> 00:50:28,885 DRAW ME SOME WATER. 571 00:50:33,890 --> 00:50:36,392 [ Water Splashes ] OH, CRAP! 572 00:50:36,393 --> 00:50:38,601 WHAT HAPPENED? I LOST THE BUCKET. 573 00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:40,603 HARVE. 574 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:44,608 [ Stammering ] HAL! AND THE ROPE WAS ROTTEN. ANY FOOL COULD HAVE SEEN THAT. 575 00:50:44,608 --> 00:50:46,109 [ Chuckles ] YOU DIDN'T. 576 00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:48,611 WOULD YOU SHINE YOUR LIGHT DOWN THERE SO I CAN GET A FIX ON IT? 577 00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:54,584 - OH! - NICE GOING. 578 00:50:54,584 --> 00:50:56,619 OKAY, SO I SPAZZED OUT. NOW WE'RE EVEN. 579 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,622 UH-HUH, AND WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 580 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:06,629 WELL, LOOK. THERE ARE LITTLE RUNGS LEADING DOWN THE SIDE. 581 00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,632 SO? 582 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:11,134 SO YOU'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON. [ Scoffs ] ARE YOU CRAZY? 583 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:15,138 I DON'T RELISH THE IDEA OF SPENDING THE ENTIRE REST OF THE WEEKEND WITHOUT WATER. 584 00:51:15,138 --> 00:51:18,141 WELL, I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE. 585 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:20,644 OKAY, FINE. WHOA, WHOA! 586 00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:24,147 WHOA, WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE. W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 587 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:26,149 WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU OUGHT TO DO THAT. 588 00:51:26,650 --> 00:51:28,151 UH, NIKKI? NIK-- 589 00:51:28,652 --> 00:51:33,657 HARVEY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW. I THINK I CAN HANDLE A FEW SPIDERS AND FROGS. 590 00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:37,160 JUST BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE, ALL RIGHT? 591 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,164 WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING. OH, WATCH WHAT I'M DOING. THAT'S A HOT ONE. 592 00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:44,167 I CAN BARELY SEE A THING. 593 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:48,171 WELL, JUST-- JUST WATCH OUT ANYWAY, OKAY? 594 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:51,174 JUST-- JUST-- JUST BE CAREFUL. 595 00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:54,177 [ Gasps ] NIKKI! 596 00:51:54,177 --> 00:51:57,680 NIKKI? NIKKI! HEY, ANSWER ME! 597 00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,683 I'M FINE, I'M FINE. 598 00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:05,688 [ Screams ] 599 00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:07,657 NIKKI! NIKKI! 600 00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:12,161 OH! [ Spits ] 601 00:52:12,162 --> 00:52:14,164 [ Screaming ] 602 00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:16,666 - NIKKI! - [ Screaming Continues ] 603 00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:22,672 HELP! UH... NIKKI! 604 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:27,176 NIKKI! HELP! ANSWER ME! NIKKI! [ Grunts ] 605 00:52:27,177 --> 00:52:30,180 UH, HELP! ROB! KIT! HELP! 606 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,681 OH! 607 00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,684 NIKKI, DAMN IT! ANSWER ME! NIKKI! 608 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:36,686 [ Screams ] 609 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:39,188 NIKKI! SHIT! 610 00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:43,193 NIKKI! NIKKI! NIKKI! 611 00:52:43,193 --> 00:52:45,195 [ Screaming Continues ] 612 00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:51,701 OH, MY GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD! 613 00:52:52,202 --> 00:52:54,704 COME ON! GRAB MY HAND! 614 00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:59,209 NIKKI! NIKKI! COME ON. 615 00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:01,711 COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! REACH! 616 00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:06,716 DAMN IT, COME ON! COME ON! COME HERE! 617 00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:09,719 COME ON! [ Grunting ] 618 00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:16,726 [ Whispering ] NIKKI. NIKKI. 619 00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:18,728 IT'S OKAY NOW. 620 00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:21,731 WITH THE OTHERS, THEY WERE OUTSIDE. 621 00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:24,734 BUT, YOU SEE, WE'RE INSIDE, SO WE'RE SAFE NOW. 622 00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:28,237 IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED AT THE FERRY, ISN'T IT? 623 00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,740 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. CHRIST, DON'T THEY KNOW THAT? 624 00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:36,652 UH, MUFFY, WHERE DO YOU, UH-- WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR GUNS? 625 00:53:36,653 --> 00:53:39,155 GUNS? 626 00:53:39,155 --> 00:53:41,657 WE DON'T KEEP GUNS IN THIS HOUSE. 627 00:53:45,662 --> 00:53:48,164 HERE. GOD, NOT THE WATER! 628 00:53:48,164 --> 00:53:51,167 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S PERRIER. 629 00:53:51,167 --> 00:53:53,169 HERE. 630 00:53:53,169 --> 00:53:55,171 [ Phone Ringing ] 631 00:53:55,171 --> 00:53:57,173 HELLO? 632 00:53:57,173 --> 00:54:00,676 OH, CONSTABLE POTTER. LISTEN, MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP US! 633 00:54:00,677 --> 00:54:02,679 ARCH AND SKIP AND NAN-- 634 00:54:02,679 --> 00:54:05,682 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 635 00:54:07,684 --> 00:54:10,186 THAT AIN'T POSSIBLE. 636 00:54:10,186 --> 00:54:13,689 AND I'M TELLING YOU, I'M AT THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW VISITING BUCK. 637 00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,702 WITH MUFFY? 638 00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:33,710 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 639 00:54:34,711 --> 00:54:36,713 YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 640 00:54:36,713 --> 00:54:39,716 LOOK, JUST PLEASE, PLEASE GET HERE, OKAY? 641 00:54:41,718 --> 00:54:44,220 [ Phone Hangs Up ] 642 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:46,222 HE'S ON HIS WAY. 643 00:54:46,222 --> 00:54:49,225 HE WANTS US TO WAIT HERE AND STAY TOGETHER. 644 00:54:49,225 --> 00:54:53,729 WHAT ABOUT THE FERRYMAN? IT WASN'T HIM. THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER ALL DAY. 645 00:54:53,730 --> 00:54:56,733 WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 646 00:54:57,734 --> 00:55:00,737 I DON'T EITHER. 647 00:55:00,737 --> 00:55:03,239 LOOK, HE'S GONNA SEND UP A FLARE AS SOON AS HE'S NEARING THE DOCK. 648 00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:06,743 AND THEN WE GO DOWN AS A GROUP... AND MEET HIM THERE. 649 00:55:07,744 --> 00:55:10,246 IN THE MEANTIME, WE JUST WAIT HERE. 650 00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:24,294 IT'S MY FATHER'S STUDY. 651 00:56:25,795 --> 00:56:31,300 OH, I JUST CAME IN TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING WAS SECURE. 652 00:56:31,301 --> 00:56:34,304 I HAD TO LOCK THOSE WINDOWS. 653 00:56:34,304 --> 00:56:36,806 GOOD IDEA. 654 00:56:36,806 --> 00:56:39,809 SOMETIMES, WITH THE TIDES, 655 00:56:39,809 --> 00:56:43,312 IT COULD TAKE SOMEBODY ALL NIGHT TO GET HERE FROM THE MAINLAND. 656 00:56:43,813 --> 00:56:47,817 AND EVEN THEN SOMETIMES... THEY DON'T MAKE IT. 657 00:56:57,827 --> 00:56:59,829 YEAH. YEAH. 658 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,363 WHAT IS TAKING HIM SO LONG? 659 00:57:33,363 --> 00:57:36,366 MAYBE IT'S THE TIDES. 660 00:57:36,366 --> 00:57:40,870 WAIT A MINUTE. AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE STAYING TOGETHER? 661 00:57:40,870 --> 00:57:42,872 WHAT ABOUT ROB AND MUFFY? 662 00:57:42,872 --> 00:57:45,875 [ Kit ] ROB'S OUT BACK CHECKING THE DOORS. YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT MUFFY? 663 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:48,878 SHE'S BEEN ACTING LESS THAN NORMAL ANYWAY. 664 00:57:49,379 --> 00:57:51,881 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU MEAN, ALL DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED? 665 00:57:51,881 --> 00:57:54,884 WELL, WHO ISN'T? THOSE ARE NURSE'S SHOES. 666 00:57:54,884 --> 00:57:56,886 WHAT NURSE'S SHOES? 667 00:57:56,886 --> 00:58:00,389 THE CLODHOPPERS SHE'S BEEN WALKING AROUND IN TODAY. I MEAN, CREPE SOLES? 668 00:58:00,390 --> 00:58:04,894 [ Hal ] UH, SHE WAS ARGUING WITH NAN IN THE HALL, 669 00:58:04,894 --> 00:58:08,397 BEFORE YOU AND ROB CAME BACK ALONE... 670 00:58:08,398 --> 00:58:10,400 FROM THE WOODS. 671 00:58:11,401 --> 00:58:13,403 ABOUT SOMETHING NAN FOUND IN HER ROOM. 672 00:58:13,903 --> 00:58:17,406 SOMETHING-- [ Chaz ] WHAT? 673 00:58:17,907 --> 00:58:19,909 SOMETHING ABOUT AN ABORTION. 674 00:58:21,911 --> 00:58:24,380 [ Nikki ] I FOUND SOMETHING IN MY ROOM TOO. 675 00:58:25,415 --> 00:58:28,918 ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK IT WAS INTENDED FOR ME. OH, REALLY? 676 00:58:28,918 --> 00:58:31,921 - OH, FUCK YOU, CHAZ. - WHAT DID YOU FIND? 677 00:58:33,423 --> 00:58:35,425 I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING. 678 00:58:35,425 --> 00:58:37,927 UH-HUH, AND WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT, RIGHT? 679 00:58:37,927 --> 00:58:41,430 THAT'S RIGHT. I SPENT THE NIGHT WITH NIKKI, HARVE. 680 00:58:41,431 --> 00:58:42,932 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME? 681 00:58:42,932 --> 00:58:45,434 WHAT'S YOUR LITTLE SECRET, HUH? 682 00:58:45,935 --> 00:58:48,938 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. OH, COME ON, SPORTO. 683 00:58:48,938 --> 00:58:52,441 I CAME INTO YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT. YOU WERE JUMPING AROUND LIKE YOUR ASS WAS ON FIRE. 684 00:58:52,442 --> 00:58:56,946 THAT WAS NOTHING! THAT WAS JUST SOME NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS OF SOME CAR ACCIDENTS. 685 00:58:56,946 --> 00:58:59,448 NOTHING PERSONAL IN THAT, I SUPPOSE? NO! 686 00:58:59,449 --> 00:59:01,951 WHO HASN'T HAD A CAR ACCIDENT? IT'S A COMMON THING. I HAVEN'T. 687 00:59:01,951 --> 00:59:03,419 KNOCK IT OFF, CHAZ! 688 00:59:13,963 --> 00:59:16,966 SEE, WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS, HOW DID MUFFY FIND OUT ABOUT THIS STUFF, 689 00:59:16,966 --> 00:59:19,969 AND WHY-- STOP IT! JUST STOP IT, YOU GUYS! 690 00:59:19,969 --> 00:59:22,972 WHAT'S WRONG WITH US? WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR TALK... 691 00:59:22,972 --> 00:59:26,475 ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND UNDYING LOYALTY? 692 00:59:26,476 --> 00:59:29,445 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE SAYING? WE'RE ACTUALLY SITTING HERE... 693 00:59:29,445 --> 00:59:32,981 DISCUSSING THE POSSIBILITY THAT MUFFY, A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF ALL OF OURS, 694 00:59:32,982 --> 00:59:35,484 HAS INVITED US ALL HERE THIS WEEKEND TO-- 695 00:59:41,491 --> 00:59:43,993 I'M GOING UPSTAIRS. 696 00:59:43,993 --> 00:59:46,495 MUFFY, LISTEN, WE SHOULD ALL STAY TOGETHER. 697 00:59:47,997 --> 00:59:50,499 THIS IS MY HOME. 698 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:53,503 I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. 699 01:00:08,224 --> 01:00:12,228 SHE DOES HAVE A POINT THERE. WE'RE ALL STARTING TO GET ON EACH OTHER'S NERVES. 700 01:00:12,228 --> 01:00:16,232 AS LONG-- AS LONG AS WE ALL JUST STAY WITHIN SHOUTIN' DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER. 701 01:00:16,733 --> 01:00:18,234 ARE YOU COMING? 702 01:00:26,242 --> 01:00:28,244 I'M GONNA FIND A WAY UP TO THE ATTIC. 703 01:00:28,244 --> 01:00:32,748 - WHY? - I CAN PROBABLY SEE THE CONSTABLE BETTER UP THERE. 704 01:00:32,749 --> 01:00:36,252 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I CAN KEEP WATCH ON THE STAIRS. 705 01:01:11,788 --> 01:01:14,290 NIKKI, COME ON. 706 01:01:14,290 --> 01:01:17,793 "OH, NIKKI, COME ON." DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS "NIKKI, COME ON." 707 01:01:19,295 --> 01:01:22,298 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOIN'? 708 01:01:22,298 --> 01:01:26,802 LOOK, STAY IF YOU LIKE. LOCK YOUR DOOR, DIG A TRENCH, HANG OUT. 709 01:01:26,803 --> 01:01:29,305 BUT ONCE I LEAVE THIS PLACE, I'M NEVER COMING BACK. 710 01:01:29,305 --> 01:01:32,308 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ALL STAY TOGETHER. 711 01:01:32,308 --> 01:01:34,310 OH, YEAH, THAT HAS BEEN REAL EFFECTIVE! 712 01:01:34,310 --> 01:01:36,812 WHAT ARE YOU-- SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HUH? 713 01:01:36,813 --> 01:01:39,816 WALTZ DOWN TO THE END OF THE PIER BY YOURSELF? 714 01:01:39,816 --> 01:01:41,818 UH, CHECK YOUR BAGS WITH THE PORTER AND WAIT... [ Groans ] 715 01:01:41,818 --> 01:01:44,821 FOR A STRAY OCEAN LINER TO HAPPEN BY AND PICK YOU UP? 716 01:01:44,821 --> 01:01:46,823 OH! 717 01:01:49,826 --> 01:01:53,830 I CAN'T STAY HERE ANY... MORE. 718 01:01:53,830 --> 01:01:56,549 WHAT IF THE CONSTABLE NEVER EVEN SHOWS? 719 01:01:56,549 --> 01:02:00,302 THEN I'LL SWIM ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE MAINLAND IF I HAVE TO! 720 01:02:00,303 --> 01:02:02,838 OKAY, YOU RELAX. 721 01:02:02,839 --> 01:02:05,842 OH, GREAT. THREE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, AND YOU ARE TELLING ME TO RELAX. 722 01:02:05,842 --> 01:02:08,344 NIKKI, JUST WAIT A MINUTE. OKAY, NIKKI? LOOK AT ME. 723 01:02:08,344 --> 01:02:11,847 [ Sighs ] NIKKI, LOOK AT ME! 724 01:02:13,850 --> 01:02:16,352 OKAY, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 725 01:02:16,352 --> 01:02:19,355 WE HAVE ALL BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 726 01:02:19,355 --> 01:02:22,358 NOW, AM I NERVOUS? YES. AM I A LITTLE BIT SCARED? YES. 727 01:02:22,358 --> 01:02:25,361 BUT AM I RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF? 728 01:02:25,862 --> 01:02:28,364 OH, NICE IMAGE. NO! 729 01:02:28,364 --> 01:02:31,867 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA JUST LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT. 730 01:02:34,871 --> 01:02:40,376 COME ON. HEY! WOULD THE BIRDMAN OF S AND M WORRY? 731 01:02:40,376 --> 01:02:42,378 VERY FUNNY, CHAZ. 732 01:02:42,378 --> 01:02:45,381 YOU GOTTA LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS. 733 01:02:45,381 --> 01:02:48,851 EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY. WOULD YOU TAKE THAT THING OFF? 734 01:02:49,886 --> 01:02:52,388 OKAY. OKAY. 735 01:02:52,388 --> 01:02:55,391 AH! HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? HUH? 736 01:02:55,391 --> 01:02:58,360 HMM? [ Laughs ] 737 01:02:58,361 --> 01:03:00,396 YOU ARE SUCH A JERK. 738 01:03:00,396 --> 01:03:02,898 OH, THIS ONE'S TURNING YOU ON. I CAN TELL. 739 01:03:02,899 --> 01:03:05,401 KISS ME, YOU SAVAGE SHE-DEVIL! 740 01:03:05,902 --> 01:03:08,404 GET-GET AWAY FROM ME! [ Yells ] 741 01:03:08,404 --> 01:03:11,907 OH, STOP IT. STOP IT SOME MORE. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE ROUGH. 742 01:03:11,908 --> 01:03:14,410 OF COURSE, IT WOULD HELP A LITTLE IF I COULD BREATHE IN HERE. 743 01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:17,413 JUST A LITTLE. NIKKI? 744 01:03:18,414 --> 01:03:21,917 COME AND GET IT! 745 01:03:26,422 --> 01:03:28,891 NIKKI? 746 01:03:45,441 --> 01:03:47,943 OH, VERY SUBTLE, CHAZ. 747 01:03:47,944 --> 01:03:52,949 AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? JUST THROW OFF MY CLOTHES AND JUMP ON TOP OF YOU? 748 01:03:52,949 --> 01:03:56,452 OH, JUST WIND HER UP AND WATCH HER GO. 749 01:03:56,452 --> 01:03:58,954 YOU HAVE GOT A LOT TO LEARN, BUDDY. 750 01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:05,461 WHAT IS THIS, SHOW AND TELL? 751 01:04:05,461 --> 01:04:07,963 YOU SHOW ME YOURS, AND THEN I GET TO SHOW YOU MINE? 752 01:04:07,964 --> 01:04:11,467 WELL, FORGET IT. 753 01:04:11,467 --> 01:04:15,471 YOU CAN JUST TAKE THAT THING AND SHOVE IT RIGHT BACK IN YOUR PANTS, KIDDO. 754 01:04:18,975 --> 01:04:20,977 CHAZ. 755 01:04:22,979 --> 01:04:24,981 CHAZ. 756 01:04:25,982 --> 01:04:29,485 OH, COME ON, CHAZ. JUST SAY SOMETHING. 757 01:04:52,008 --> 01:04:54,010 NO ONE'S BEEN UP HERE IN YEARS. 758 01:05:00,016 --> 01:05:01,517 HERE. 759 01:05:05,521 --> 01:05:07,523 DO YOU SEE HIM? 760 01:05:07,523 --> 01:05:11,026 NO. HE MUST NOT HAVE A LIGHT ON HIS BOAT. 761 01:05:11,527 --> 01:05:13,529 MAYBE HE'S CHOSEN NOT TO USE IT. 762 01:05:13,529 --> 01:05:15,531 KIT, 763 01:05:15,531 --> 01:05:19,034 HE SAID SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT MUFFY ON THE PHONE. 764 01:05:19,035 --> 01:05:21,037 WHAT? 765 01:05:21,037 --> 01:05:24,540 HE SAID NOT TO TRUST ANYONE. THAT'S WHY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY TOGETHER. 766 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:27,543 NO ONE WAS TO BE LEFT ALONE WITH ANYONE ELSE. 767 01:05:27,543 --> 01:05:30,045 THEN HE SAID, "ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MUFFY." 768 01:05:30,046 --> 01:05:32,048 WELL, WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT? 769 01:05:32,048 --> 01:05:34,550 I DON'T KNOW. HE WOULDN'T EXPLAIN IT. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 770 01:05:34,550 --> 01:05:36,552 IS IT? I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. 771 01:05:36,552 --> 01:05:38,554 HE'S KNOWN HER A LOT LONGER THAN WE HAVE. 772 01:05:47,063 --> 01:05:49,565 WAIT, WAIT, ROB. 773 01:05:49,565 --> 01:05:51,567 WHAT'S THAT? 774 01:05:53,069 --> 01:05:55,071 JUST THE DOLLS. 775 01:05:56,072 --> 01:05:58,574 ROB, SHE'S BEEN UP HERE. SO? 776 01:06:12,588 --> 01:06:15,090 ROB? 777 01:06:22,098 --> 01:06:24,100 [ Rob ] JESUS! 778 01:06:27,603 --> 01:06:31,106 ROB. IT'S ARCH, SKIP AND NAN. 779 01:06:31,107 --> 01:06:33,109 THERE'S TWO OVER THERE. 780 01:06:42,118 --> 01:06:45,621 HEY, HE'S HERE. COME ON. 781 01:06:47,123 --> 01:06:49,125 HARVEY! 782 01:06:50,626 --> 01:06:52,628 NIKKI? 783 01:06:53,629 --> 01:06:55,631 NIKKI? 784 01:06:58,134 --> 01:06:59,635 HARVEY! 785 01:07:03,639 --> 01:07:05,641 HARVEY! 786 01:08:46,242 --> 01:08:48,244 ROB. I CAN'T FIND HARVEY. 787 01:08:48,244 --> 01:08:50,246 I CAN'T FIND ANYONE. 788 01:08:52,248 --> 01:08:54,250 NIKKI'S DOOR'S LOCKED. 789 01:08:58,721 --> 01:09:00,255 ROB, IT WAS LOCKED. 790 01:09:06,762 --> 01:09:08,764 OH, JESUS! WAIT, ROB! WHAT ABOUT MUFFY? 791 01:09:08,764 --> 01:09:11,266 - FORGET HER! - SHE'S MY FRIEND! MUFFY? 792 01:09:11,267 --> 01:09:16,272 MUFFY! MUFFY, OPEN THE-- [ Screams ] 793 01:09:16,272 --> 01:09:18,774 [ Both Screaming, Shouting ] 794 01:09:18,774 --> 01:09:22,277 RUN, KIT! RUN! GET OUT OF HERE! 795 01:09:25,281 --> 01:09:27,283 COME ON! 796 01:09:40,296 --> 01:09:42,298 CONSTABLE POTTER? 797 01:09:54,810 --> 01:09:57,312 CONSTABLE POTTER? 798 01:09:57,313 --> 01:09:59,315 CONSTABLE POTTER? 799 01:10:15,831 --> 01:10:17,332 HEY, WAIT, ROB. 800 01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:19,334 ROB, DON'T GO IN THERE. 801 01:10:22,838 --> 01:10:24,840 IF THERE'S ANOTHER FLARE, WE CAN SIGNAL. 802 01:10:29,345 --> 01:10:31,847 MAYBE HE ALREADY WENT BACK UP TO THE HOUSE. 803 01:10:46,369 --> 01:10:48,871 SHIT. THERE'S NO KEY. 804 01:10:48,871 --> 01:10:50,873 OH, DAMN IT. 805 01:10:53,376 --> 01:10:55,378 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ROB. 806 01:10:56,379 --> 01:10:58,381 LOOK. 807 01:11:01,884 --> 01:11:03,886 "STATE HOSPITAL. 808 01:11:03,886 --> 01:11:05,888 "PURSUANT TO OUR PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS, 809 01:11:06,389 --> 01:11:09,892 "PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE PATIENT UNDER DISCUSSION HAS STILL NOT BEEN FOUND... 810 01:11:09,892 --> 01:11:11,894 "AND RETURNED TO CUSTODY, 811 01:11:11,894 --> 01:11:14,396 "AND IS NOW BELIEVED TO BE ATTEMPTING TO RETURN TO HER HOME IN YOUR JURISDICTION. 812 01:11:14,397 --> 01:11:17,400 "IF ENCOUNTERED, EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION... 813 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,402 "AND NOTIFY US IMMEDIATELY, 814 01:11:19,402 --> 01:11:22,405 "AS MISS ST. JOHN HAS BEEN A PATIENT HERE FOR THREE YEARS... 815 01:11:22,905 --> 01:11:26,909 AND IS STILL CONSIDERED INCORRIGIBLY UNSTABLE AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS." 816 01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:29,912 MISS ST. JOHN? 817 01:11:30,413 --> 01:11:33,916 MUFFY HASN'T BEEN IN AN INSTITUTION FOR THREE YEARS. SHE'S BEEN AT VASSAR. 818 01:11:34,917 --> 01:11:37,920 WE GOTTA GET THIS BOAT STARTED. 819 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,922 HOW? 820 01:11:40,923 --> 01:11:43,926 OH. THE HOUSE. 821 01:11:43,926 --> 01:11:46,428 DIDN'T MUFFY SAY THERE WAS A KEY IN THE KITCHEN BACK IN THE HOUSE? 822 01:11:46,429 --> 01:11:49,932 OH, ROB, I CAN'T GO BACK UP THERE. I CAN'T GO BACK-- KIT. 823 01:11:49,932 --> 01:11:52,434 WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE. WE'VE GOTTA GO BACK. 824 01:11:58,941 --> 01:12:00,943 ROB, LOOK. 825 01:12:00,943 --> 01:12:04,446 THE DOORS-- THEY'VE BEEN CLOSED. 826 01:12:14,957 --> 01:12:16,959 THERE. 827 01:12:18,461 --> 01:12:20,963 THAT'S HOW WE'RE GOIN' IN. 828 01:12:24,967 --> 01:12:26,468 HERE, HOLD THIS. 829 01:12:33,976 --> 01:12:38,981 YEAH, GOOD IDEA. NOW, WHERE ARE THE STAIRS? 830 01:12:38,981 --> 01:12:41,483 [ Rattling ] WHAT'S THAT? 831 01:12:46,489 --> 01:12:48,491 ROB, LOOK. 832 01:13:16,519 --> 01:13:21,023 OH, MY GOD. IT'S MUFFY'S CLOTHES. I DON'T GET IT. 833 01:13:27,029 --> 01:13:29,031 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT? 834 01:13:29,031 --> 01:13:32,034 WHAT'S THAT? I DON'T KNOW. 835 01:13:42,545 --> 01:13:45,047 [ Kit ] OH, MY GOD. 836 01:13:45,047 --> 01:13:48,050 THE PICTURE OF THE GIRLS IN THE STUDY. 837 01:13:48,050 --> 01:13:50,052 THAT LETTER. 838 01:13:50,052 --> 01:13:53,555 AND WHAT THE CONSTABLE WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. 839 01:13:53,556 --> 01:13:56,058 IT'S NOT MUFFY. IT'S HER TWIN SISTER BUFFY. 840 01:13:56,058 --> 01:13:58,060 SHE'S GOT A TWIN SISTER! 841 01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:01,563 ROB, DON'T YOU SEE? ROB? 842 01:14:04,066 --> 01:14:06,068 OH, MY GOD! 843 01:14:13,576 --> 01:14:15,578 PULL IT AWAY. 844 01:14:19,582 --> 01:14:21,584 ROB, I CAN'T PULL IT-- PULL IT AWAY! 845 01:14:31,594 --> 01:14:34,546 [ Screaming ] 846 01:14:47,610 --> 01:14:49,612 THE BOAT KEY-- IT'S GOTTA BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 847 01:14:49,612 --> 01:14:52,114 WHERE IS IT? 848 01:14:52,615 --> 01:14:55,618 - LOOK ON THE WALLS! IS THERE A KEY BOARD? - [ Door Rattling ] 849 01:14:55,618 --> 01:14:58,621 [ Screams ] JESUS! LOOK IN THE CUPBOARDS! 850 01:14:59,622 --> 01:15:01,624 I CAN'T FIND IT! 851 01:15:03,075 --> 01:15:05,127 I CAN'T FIND IT! GODDAMN IT! 852 01:15:08,631 --> 01:15:11,083 DAMN IT! WHERE IS IT? 853 01:15:15,638 --> 01:15:17,640 - KIT! - [ Shouts, Indistinct ] 854 01:15:20,643 --> 01:15:22,645 - [ Screams ] - LET ME OUT, KIT! 855 01:15:22,645 --> 01:15:25,648 - LET ME OUT OF HERE! - NO! 856 01:15:27,149 --> 01:15:29,151 ROB! 857 01:15:31,153 --> 01:15:33,155 [ Screams ] 858 01:15:33,155 --> 01:15:36,158 BUFFY! 859 01:15:36,158 --> 01:15:38,660 RUN, KIT! RUN! 860 01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:41,163 [ Rob Shouting, Indistinct ] 861 01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:44,666 PLEASE, JUST LEAVE US ALONE, OKAY? 862 01:15:44,667 --> 01:15:48,170 PLEASE. WE'RE JUST GONNA GO HOME NOW. 863 01:15:54,176 --> 01:15:56,678 COME ON. ENOUGH. 864 01:16:08,190 --> 01:16:10,192 - STOP! - BABE! 865 01:16:10,192 --> 01:16:11,693 PLEASE, JUST LET US LEAVE. 866 01:16:14,196 --> 01:16:17,699 BUFFY, YOU CAN STOP NOW. 867 01:16:20,202 --> 01:16:21,703 STOP! 868 01:16:22,204 --> 01:16:24,206 BUFFY, NO! 869 01:16:24,206 --> 01:16:25,707 I LOVE YOU, KIT! 870 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:28,711 PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T. 871 01:16:28,711 --> 01:16:30,713 PLEASE. 872 01:16:35,217 --> 01:16:39,221 PLEASE, BUFFY. JUST LET US GO, PLEASE. 873 01:16:42,224 --> 01:16:44,726 NO! 874 01:16:45,227 --> 01:16:47,229 NO! NO! [ Screams ] 875 01:17:04,747 --> 01:17:06,749 [ Inaudible ] 876 01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:32,774 OH, HA, HA. HA, HA, HA, HA! 877 01:17:32,775 --> 01:17:34,777 THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, YOU GUYS! 878 01:17:34,777 --> 01:17:37,279 [ Laughing ] REALLY FUNNY. 879 01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:39,281 FUCK YOU! 880 01:17:42,284 --> 01:17:44,286 WHOO! HI, KIT! 881 01:17:44,286 --> 01:17:47,289 KIT, I LOVE YOU! 882 01:17:47,289 --> 01:17:50,792 KIT, I LOVE-- [ Screams ] 883 01:17:50,793 --> 01:17:53,295 I LOVE YOU TOO, BABE. [ Yells ] 884 01:18:00,803 --> 01:18:04,807 [ All ] ... TWO, THREE! APRIL FOOL'S! 885 01:18:08,811 --> 01:18:11,814 [ Screaming ] 886 01:18:18,821 --> 01:18:20,823 KIT! KIT! 887 01:18:20,823 --> 01:18:22,825 [ Laughter Continues ] 888 01:18:28,330 --> 01:18:30,332 [ Screams ] 889 01:18:39,842 --> 01:18:42,344 YOU GUYS... ARE SO TERRIFIC. 890 01:18:42,344 --> 01:18:45,847 I LOVE YOU ALL, AND I WANNA THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART... 891 01:18:46,348 --> 01:18:47,849 FOR BEING SUCH GOOD SPORTS. 892 01:18:47,850 --> 01:18:50,352 OH, YEAH, SURE. HEY, QUITE WELCOME. ANYTIME. 893 01:18:50,352 --> 01:18:53,855 [ Laughter Continues ] [ Muffy ] ROB. 894 01:18:53,856 --> 01:18:56,358 YOU AND KIT, YOU TWO WERE THE BEST! 895 01:18:56,358 --> 01:18:58,360 YOU FIGURED IT ALL OUT. 896 01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,862 THE CLUES-- THEY REALLY WORKED. 897 01:19:00,863 --> 01:19:04,366 WHAT CLUES? WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 898 01:19:04,366 --> 01:19:06,868 AND DON'T ANYONE SAY APRIL FOOL'S AGAIN, OR I'LL RIP 'EM APART. 899 01:19:08,370 --> 01:19:10,372 [ Together ] APRIL FOOL'S! 900 01:19:10,372 --> 01:19:12,874 [ Muffy ] HOW ABOUT I TELL YA... 901 01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:15,878 IT'S A SCRIPT FOR A WEEKEND SPECIAL THAT'S GONNA HELP ME KEEP THE HOUSE. 902 01:19:15,878 --> 01:19:18,881 LOOK, NEXT MONTH, 903 01:19:18,881 --> 01:19:21,884 I GET THE HOUSE AS PART OF MY MOTHER'S INHERITANCE, IT'S TRUE, 904 01:19:21,884 --> 01:19:25,387 BUT ONLY IF I COULD SHOW MY FATHER THAT IT COULD CARRY ITSELF, 905 01:19:25,387 --> 01:19:28,390 WHAT WITH TAXES AND EXPENSES AND ALL. 906 01:19:28,390 --> 01:19:30,392 OTHERWISE, HE'S GONNA SELL IT OUT OF THE FAMILY. 907 01:19:30,392 --> 01:19:33,895 SO I DECIDED TO TURN IT INTO A COUNTRY INN. 908 01:19:33,896 --> 01:19:37,900 BUT NOT JUST A STUFFY OLD RUN-OF-THE-MILL COUNTRY INN. 909 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:41,403 ONE THAT SPECIALIZES IN OFFERING... 910 01:19:41,403 --> 01:19:44,906 A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME WHODUNNIT WEEKEND. 911 01:19:46,408 --> 01:19:48,410 I NEEDED A REHEARSAL. 912 01:19:49,411 --> 01:19:51,913 I HAD TO TRY MY IDEA OUT ON SOMEBODY. 913 01:19:53,415 --> 01:19:55,417 SO YOU GUYS ALL HAD A PART IN THIS, RIGHT? 914 01:19:55,417 --> 01:19:57,325 - DON'T LOOK AT ME. - NO, NO. 915 01:19:57,827 --> 01:20:00,329 WE GOT SUCKED INTO THIS JUST AS BADLY AS YOU DID. 916 01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:02,331 ONCE YOU WERE ALL KILLED OFF, YES. 917 01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:05,834 BUT EVERYBODY HAD TO COOPERATE, OR NONE OF IT WOULD'VE WORKED. 918 01:20:05,835 --> 01:20:09,338 SO THEN I GUESS THERE'S NO TWIN SISTER BUFFY, THEN. 919 01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:12,341 THERE'S A CRAZY TWIN, ALL RIGHT, BUT HIS NAME ISN'T BUFFY. 920 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,843 - HIS NAME? - [ Chaz ] SKIP? 921 01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:17,847 - HE'S YOUR BROTHER? - YOU BASTARD! 922 01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:20,849 YOU WERE IN ON THE WHOLE DEAL TOO. ONLY THE SETUP. 923 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:23,853 MUFFY TOLD ME TO SAY I WAS HER COUSIN SO WE COULD PULL THE PRANK ON THE FERRY. 924 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:25,855 AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN TO BUCK. 925 01:20:25,855 --> 01:20:30,359 BUCK WILLIAMS, MAKEUP ARTIST PAR EXCELLENCE. 926 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:33,862 HEY, I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU, BIG GUY. HERE, CATCH. 927 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:37,366 THESE WERE JUST SOME OLD PROPS THAT I REDRESSED WITH SOME OF THE HELP... 928 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:39,869 FROM MUFFY'S PHOTOGRAPHS. SURE FOOLED ME. 929 01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:42,872 SO I TAKE IT THAT THIS ISN'T THE CONSTABLE. 930 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:46,375 KIT GRAHAM, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY UNCLE FRANK ST. JOHN... 931 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:48,877 OF ST. JOHN ET FRERES OF WALL STREET. 932 01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:53,382 HI. UH, HARVEY "HAL" EDISON, JR. PLEASED TO MEET YOU, SIR. 933 01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:57,886 HOW DID I DO? I NEVER DONE NO ACTIN' BEFORE. 934 01:20:57,887 --> 01:21:00,890 I WAS REALLY SHAKIN'. 935 01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:05,394 CAL IS OUR REGULAR FERRYMAN BETWEEN THE MAINLAND AND THE ISLANDS AROUND HERE. 936 01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:08,397 BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS UP TO THE DRAMATIC CHALLENGE. 937 01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:10,899 AAR! 938 01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,902 YOU KNOW, MUFF, YOU WERE SO LUCKY. 939 01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:14,904 YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED. 940 01:21:14,904 --> 01:21:19,408 WELL, I NEARLY DID WITH HARVE OVER THERE. 941 01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:22,411 AND WHO COULD'VE KNOWN ABOUT THE SNAKE IN THE WOODS WITH ARCH. 942 01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:26,915 BUT WITH THE PAYING GUESTS, THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR, 943 01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:29,418 AND THE SCENARIO WON'T BE NEARLY SO EXTREME. 944 01:21:29,418 --> 01:21:31,920 I DO REGRET, UM, 945 01:21:31,921 --> 01:21:34,423 SOME OF THE FAKE CLUES THAT I PUT INTO THE BEDROOMS... 946 01:21:34,423 --> 01:21:36,925 WERE TAKEN A BIT TOO SERIOUSLY, 947 01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:39,929 AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 948 01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:43,432 BUT WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE? COME ON! 949 01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:48,437 I'M NEVER GONNA FORGET THIS WEEKEND AS LONG AS I LIVE. YOU'RE TELLIN' ME. 950 01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:51,440 MAN, WHEN I WAS OUT THERE SWINGIN' IN THE WOODS, I NEARLY CRAPPED MY PANTS. 951 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:54,443 WHAT YOU MEAN, NEARLY? I WAS THERE, REMEMBER? 952 01:21:55,945 --> 01:21:59,448 ARCH? YOU BROWNED YOUR TROUSERS? 953 01:21:59,448 --> 01:22:02,451 WELL, UH, 954 01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:04,953 YOU KNOW, I WAS-- [ Frank ] IT'S ALL RIGHT, ARCH. 955 01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:08,958 - THEY'LL BE OUT OF THE DRYER SOON. - [ Laughter ] 956 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:12,461 ♪ MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME ♪ [ Shouting, Whooping ] 957 01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:16,465 ♪ MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME ♪ COME ON, DRINK. DRINK. 958 01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:18,467 COME HERE, YOU MANIAC. 959 01:22:18,467 --> 01:22:21,970 ♪ SHE SAID THAT AIN'T THE WAY TO HAVE FUN, SON ♪ 960 01:22:21,971 --> 01:22:24,974 WAIT, MUFFY, WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 961 01:22:24,974 --> 01:22:26,976 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 962 01:22:40,990 --> 01:22:42,992 ♪ MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME ♪ 963 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:47,496 ♪ MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO COME ♪ 964 01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:53,502 ♪ THAT AIN'T THE WAY TO HAVE FUN, SON ♪ 965 01:22:53,502 --> 01:22:57,005 ♪ THAT AIN'T THE WAY TO HAVE FUN, SON ♪ 966 01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:48,117 ♪ [ "Pop Goes the Weasel" ] 967 01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:31,660 [ Gasping ] 968 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,662 [ Screaming ] 969 01:25:48,177 --> 01:25:50,179 APRIL FOOL'S. 970 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:08,697 ♪ TOO BAD YOU'RE CRAZY ♪ 971 01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,700 ♪ TOO BAD YOU'RE LOONY AS HELL ♪ 972 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:14,202 ♪ SO LONG IT COULD'VE BEEN SWELL ♪ 973 01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:17,706 ♪ TOGETHER ♪ 974 01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:20,208 ♪ TOO BAD YOU'RE WACKO ♪ ♪ WACKO ♪ 975 01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:23,212 ♪ HOW SAD YOUR MARBLES ARE GONE ♪ ♪ ALL GONE ♪ 976 01:26:23,212 --> 01:26:28,717 ♪ WE COULD BE DANCING TILL DAWN BUT YOU'RE TOO WEIRD FOR WORDS ♪ 977 01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:31,219 ♪ HOW DID YOU GET SO STRANGE ♪ 978 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:34,222 ♪ YOU WERE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL KID ♪ 979 01:26:34,723 --> 01:26:40,228 ♪ NOW YOU ARE SO DERANGED WAS IT MOM AND DADDY OR SOMETHING THEY DID ♪ 980 01:26:40,229 --> 01:26:43,232 ♪ TOO BAD YOU'RE LOCO ♪ ♪ TOO BAD ♪ 981 01:26:43,232 --> 01:26:46,235 ♪ YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED IN A CELL ♪ ♪ HOW SAD ♪ 982 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,237 ♪ YOU'RE GREAT, BUT HEY WHAT THE HELL ♪ 983 01:26:48,237 --> 01:26:51,740 ♪ YOU'RE CRAZY ♪ 984 01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:54,242 ♪ YOU'RE OFF THE DEEP END ♪ ♪ BON VOYAGE ♪ 985 01:26:54,243 --> 01:26:57,246 ♪ YOUR LIFE'S A PRACTICAL JOKE ♪ ♪ TILL DOMAGE ♪ 986 01:26:57,246 --> 01:26:59,748 ♪ I'D BAIL YOU OUT BUT I'M BROKE ♪ 987 01:26:59,748 --> 01:27:02,751 ♪ YOUR BRAIN'S COMPLETELY FRIED ♪ 988 01:27:02,751 --> 01:27:05,754 ♪ LIFE'S JUST A PARTY TRICK TO YOU ♪ 989 01:27:05,754 --> 01:27:08,757 ♪ CLOWN JOKES AND LOTS OF POOPY-DOO ♪ 990 01:27:08,757 --> 01:27:11,259 ♪ IT'S TIME TO PUT THAT ON THE SHELF ♪ 991 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:14,262 ♪ LOVING YOU IS A THREE-RING CIRCUS ♪ 992 01:27:14,263 --> 01:27:17,266 ♪ YOU DO THE FETCHING TOO BAD ♪ 993 01:27:17,266 --> 01:27:19,768 ♪ IT COULD BE CATCHING EGADS ♪ 994 01:27:19,768 --> 01:27:22,771 ♪ I'M A LITTLE BIT CRAZY, MA ♪ ♪ NOT TRUE ♪ 995 01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:25,774 ♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT CRAZY, MA ♪ ♪ NOT YOU ♪ 996 01:27:25,774 --> 01:27:29,277 ♪ I'M A LITTLE BIT CRAZY MYSELF ♪ 70973

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