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Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors
as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank
Sutton as Sergeant Carter.
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Ten-hut!
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You people are
supposed to be ready
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for Battalion
Commander's inspection.
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Are you ready?
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Yes, sir!
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I don't think you're
ready. You say you are?
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Yes, sir! In other words,
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you're calling me
a liar. Is that it?
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No, sir!
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Well, let's just see
who's calling me a liar.
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Uh-huh.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Pyle, you! Sir?
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You call me a liar?
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No, sir. Yes, you did.
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No, sir. Spit on my finger and
hope to die if I'd call you that.
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Your bunk is not tucked proper!
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That means you're not
ready! You said you were.
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You're the liar!
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Well, I reckon I'm a bad
bunk-tucker, but I ain't a liar.
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I don't have time
to fool with you, boy!
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Now, you get that bunk
squared away, and you shape up!
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Yes, sir.
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Do I make myself clear to you?
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Well, not when you get this
close. You get kind of fuzzy.
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Knock it off! Move!
Move! Move! Move!
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Now, you people listen up!
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The efficiency ratings
have just been posted!
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For the second straight week,
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this platoon has been beaten
by Sergeant Whipple's platoon!
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Now, I don't like
that! Do you like that?
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No, sir! I can't hear you!
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No, sir! All right!
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Then you people
better settle down!
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And you better boost
those efficiency ratings!
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Pyle, what do you
think you're doing now?
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Sir. I told you to
straighten this bunk!
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Yes, sir. But you'd rather
look out the window?
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No, sir. Your attention
is in here, boy!
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There is nothing outside
that window! You understand?
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Well, sir... Nothing!
Is that clear? Nothing!
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Yes, sir. Nothing.
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Nothin' except Sergeant Whipple
messin' up our company area.
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Huh?
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Why, that dirty...
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Whipple, you rat!
I'll get you for this!
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Everybody outside on the double!
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Police that area! Move!
Move! Move! Move! Move!
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You see, sir, there was
somethin' out... Outside!
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Move! Move! Move!
Move! Move! Move!
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Every piece! Every piece!
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Snap it up! Every piece!
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Every piece!
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Fall in!
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Good morning, sir.
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A little last-minute
policing, Sergeant? Yes, sir.
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Cuts it kind of close, doesn't
it, for inspection? Yes, sir.
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Carry on.
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Now you know how it is.
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Even when you do it right, somebody tries
to foul you up and foul up your inspection!
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Well, after this inspection,
we are going on a little hike!
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We are going on the same hike that Sergeant
Whipple took his platoon yesterday!
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But, we are going to
beat Sergeant Whipple!
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We are going to beat
his platoon. Is that clear?
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Yes, sir! I can't hear you!
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Yes, sir! Sir?
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What do you want? How
come you didn't tell the Colonel
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that Sergeant Whipple tried
to mess up your inspection?
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You're at attention!
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You ought to have told him.
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Pyle, we don't do
things like that here.
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We don't tell.
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But it wasn't your fault. Pyle!
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It was Sergeant Whipple's. Pyle!
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It's a hateful thing.
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Boy, I'm tired already. We
haven't even started yet.
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Probably gonna
double-time us all the way
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just to beat Sergeant Whipple.
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That Sergeant Whipple's
a creep, you know that?
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They're all creeps. What
about our DI? Ain't he a creep?
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Sergeant Carter?
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You ought not talk that
way about Sergeant Carter.
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Why, do you love him so much?
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No, I don't love him.
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I like him, but I
don't love him.
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But you like him?
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Uh-huh. I expect his
mom and daddy love him.
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I just like him.
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Gomer, Sergeant Carter don't have a mommy
and daddy. He was raised by werewolves.
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That ain't very nice to say.
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Do you know he has holes
cut in the brim of his hat
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for his ears to stick through?
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You hush. That ain't nice.
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All right, all right,
have it your way.
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He's a great guy,
and you love him.
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I didn't say that. I like him.
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I like him a whole lot,
but I just don't love him.
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Right. Fall in!
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Ready? Hit it!
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All right... Hit it!
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Left, right, left, right.
Left, left, left, right, left!
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I just love it when he sings that,
that there cadence call, don't you?
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No. You love him,
don't you, Gome?
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No. I love his cadence.
Don't love him. Okay.
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I like him. All right.
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Double time! Hit it!
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You like him now, too, Gome?
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Uh-huh. But don't love him.
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Hold it!
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What's the matter?
Who told him to stop?
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There's a snake in the
middle of the road, Sergeant.
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Looks like a rattler.
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That's a rattler, all right.
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All right, you
people, stand back!
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Excuse me, sir. You
don't have to do that.
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What?
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That ain't a rattler.
That's a kingsnake.
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Yeah? Well, I ain't
got time to prove it.
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Please, sir, wait a minute.
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Pyle, what are you doing?
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It's okay, sir.
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Pyle, you idiot,
drop it! Drop it!
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It's just a little, old
kingsnake, like I said.
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Pyle, are you crazy?
Kingsnakes ain't poisonous.
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See? He ain't got no
teeth. He kills by constrictin'.
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And then he only kills
other snakes, not folks.
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Pyle! Look at him grin.
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Rattlesnakes don't never grin.
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Hey, there, Mr. Kingsnake.
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Pyle, get rid of it!
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Yes, sir.
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Go on, boy. Go on, now.
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You're holdin' up the
United States Marine Corps.
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Bye-bye.
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Say "hey" to Miss King.
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Pyle, are you crazy,
pickin' up a snake?
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Well, not all of
'em are poisonous.
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If you ever get bit by
a poisonous snake,
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what'll happen is
you'll get paralyzed
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and then you'll have trouble
breathin' and you'll turn blue.
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And 10 or 15 minutes
later, you'll be dead.
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That's how you'll know
if they're poisonous.
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Thanks. I'll remember that.
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All right, the rest of
you people fall out.
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Five minute break.
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Gomer, how come you
know so much about snakes?
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Well, back home, you get to
where you know all kinds of animals.
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Get to where you can recognize
'em, too, and understand their talk.
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Their talk? Animals talk?
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Sure. Didn't you know that?
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Which ones? All of 'em.
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Didn't you ever hear
a chipmunk talk?
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No, not back in Milwaukee.
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You think I'm
foolin', don't you?
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Well, I tell you, I'm not.
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Hey! What's that?
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It's a skunk. That's
what it is. A skunk!
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Hey, don't run. He
ain't gonna hurt you.
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Come here, boy. Come here.
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Here, I got something for
you. It's a little piece of bread
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I was savin' for that
empty spell about 10:00,
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but you can have it.
Come on, come on.
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Lord, he looks just
like my Uncle Ralph.
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Come here, boy. Come
on. I'm not gonna hurt you.
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Come over here. Come here, boy.
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Come on. Come on, come on.
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Yes, sir.
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See there, fellers?
He wants to be friendly.
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Most animals do if
you give 'em a chance.
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Say "hey" to the fellers, Ralph.
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That is a skunk, isn't it, Gome?
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Sure is, but he ain't much
different than a weasel or a mink.
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Yeah. Except he's
got a secret weapon.
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Hey, how come he
doesn't smell, Gomer?
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Aren't they supposed to smell?
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You city folks.
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That smell is used
to protect themselves
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whenever they're bein' attacked
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or when somebody hollers at 'em.
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You mean if I raise my
voice like this he might...
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Duke, hold it down.
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You'll scare Ralph,
and he'll attack.
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All right, let's get those
packs on. Let's saddle up.
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Come on. What's going on here?
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What is this, a party
or something? What...
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Pyle, get rid of that
skunk! Get rid of it!
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Shh, sir, please
hold it down. Shh.
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Well, I said get rid of it!
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Sir, you got to hold it down.
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Hollerin' scares him.
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And when he's scared,
he's liable to attack
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and give off a... An odor.
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All right.
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But get rid of him.
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Understand? Yes, sir.
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Goodbye, Ralph.
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All right, the
rest of you men...
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The rest of you men fall in.
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On the double. On the double!
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Forward... Shh, sir. Shh.
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Forward... Hut!
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four. One...
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Ten-hut!
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Well, we did not beat
Sergeant Whipple's time
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on that hike this afternoon!
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And I think I know why we did
not beat Sergeant Whipple's time.
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It is because we've got an
animal lover in our group!
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That is why we did not beat
Sergeant Whipple's time!
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I'm sorry, sir. You're not half
as sorry as you're gonna be.
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Now, you people listen up! I want
extra points on that inspection tomorrow!
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I want this place cleaned and
squared away like it's never been done!
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I want you to sweep, swab down.
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I want you to dust between the
springs, over the side of the bulkhead!
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I want this place spotless!
I want no excuses!
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No alibis.
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It's Ralph.
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Hey, Ralph.
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Who did you say that was? Ralph.
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Ralph?
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I named him that on account
of he looks like my Uncle Ralph,
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especially around the eyes.
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I expect he followed us back
from that hike we was on, Sergeant.
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Get rid of him. You hear me?
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Sir? I said get rid of him.
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Yes, sir, but how?
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I don't care how! Just...
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Remember, hollerin' scares 'em,
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and then they you-know-what.
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All right. All right.
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Just get rid of it. I
don't care how or where.
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I'm not gonna get stuck
with a skunk in my platoon!
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Out!
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Out! Yes, sir.
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Come on, Ralph.
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It's time for you to go
back where you belong.
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We got this inspection tomorrow,
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and you'd just get in
the way around here.
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A skunk. A skunk in my platoon.
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And on top of that, I get stuck
with an idiot that talks to skunks!
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Okay, Sergeant.
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I set him outside and pointed
him in the right direction.
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00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,700
He's gone now. He
won't bother you no more.
247
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,102
I'm sure sorry.
248
00:12:02,839 --> 00:12:04,672
All right, now, you
people listen up!
249
00:12:04,741 --> 00:12:07,858
On that inspection
tomorrow, I want every man...
250
00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:26,327
I told him to go on home.
251
00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:28,590
I declare, I don't know
how to get rid of him.
252
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,614
I do.
253
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,683
Corporal.
254
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,154
There's an empty
ammo box in my duty hut.
255
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,955
Go get it! Right, Sergeant.
256
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,903
I headed him in
the right direction,
257
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,838
but he turned just right around.
258
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,278
Go on, Ralph.
259
00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:47,348
Go on, Ralph.
260
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,745
I don't know why he's
taken such a fancy to me.
261
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,136
Maybe he is your Uncle Ralph.
262
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,116
I'm sure sorry
about this, Sergeant,
263
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,341
but animals always did
just naturally take to me.
264
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,889
Wish I knew what we
could do with the little feller.
265
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,211
Don't worry.
266
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,381
Put him in here. Yes, sir.
267
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,499
Are you gonna keep
him in that there box?
268
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,989
Not for long.
269
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,304
Any of you people
wanna take this out back
270
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:18,863
and do a little
target practice, huh?
271
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,233
I didn't think so. I'll
have to do it myself.
272
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,269
Sir?
273
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,171
You ain't actually...
274
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:30,141
I mean, you're not gonna...
What do you suggest?
275
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,854
Do you want him
here for the inspection?
276
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,422
You want the Colonel to see him?
277
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,912
What am I supposed to say?
278
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,781
"Sir, this is Private
Ralph Skunk,
279
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,850
"the ugliest recruit
in the service," huh?
280
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,136
But you ain't gonna
really shoot him, are you?
281
00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:46,241
Pyle, this animal is getting
in the way of the program.
282
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:48,142
He's interfering with me.
283
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:50,478
I've gotta get rid
of him. Is that clear?
284
00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,827
Is that clear to all
you knuckleheads?
285
00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,050
Yes, sir!
286
00:13:58,121 --> 00:13:59,899
Now, get squared away.
287
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,655
I'll be back in a minute.
288
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:14,435
Well, you still like him?
289
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,448
I know you don't love him,
but do you still like him?
290
00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:19,774
Leave him alone. Can't you
see he feels bad enough?
291
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:22,510
I just don't see
how he could do it,
292
00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:25,146
kill a defenseless
little animal like that.
293
00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:26,714
Are you kidding? He enjoys it.
294
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:30,151
Probably pulled wings off
of flies when he was a kid.
295
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,253
Just don't see how.
296
00:14:32,322 --> 00:14:34,282
I just don't see...
297
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,694
Come on, Gome.
298
00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:43,131
Better start gettin' your
gear squared away.
299
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,038
Ten-hut!
300
00:14:55,445 --> 00:14:57,729
Sir? Yeah?
301
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,864
Did you really...
302
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:04,919
Actually shoot him? Right
between the eyes! I don't miss!
303
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,754
Now, you people listen up!
304
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,090
About that inspection tomorrow,
305
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,458
every man here
has his responsibility!
306
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,628
Every man here has his job!
307
00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:17,265
I expect every man here
to fulfill his responsibility!
308
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,800
Hey! It's Ralph!
He ain't dead at all!
309
00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:24,338
As you were!
310
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,232
I took a shot at him.
311
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,167
I was sure I hit him!
312
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,202
I must have just
missed him that much.
313
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,649
I didn't wanna stand out
there, wasting ammunition.
314
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,742
I ain't gonna waste government ammunition
on no stupid skunk! Is that clear?
315
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:51,249
Pyle, you listen to...
316
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,251
Pyle, you listen to me.
317
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,986
Now, you want that animal alive,
318
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,888
you keep him out of sight.
319
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,891
He's your responsibility.
You understand?
320
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,727
Now, we're going on a
10-mile hike tomorrow.
321
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,065
He goes with us.
If he is discovered,
322
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,500
he will be considered
contraband.
323
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,237
That will be your neck,
nobody else's. Is that clear?
324
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,572
Yes, sir.
325
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,354
All right, you people.
Get busy here. Sir?
326
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,245
Yeah? Thanks from Ralph and me.
327
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,597
I said the whole platoon!
Come on, you two!
328
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,954
Move! Move!
329
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,691
This ain't no picnic!
Now, let's move it!
330
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,494
Clean! Clean! Clean! I
want those extra points!
331
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,862
Now, let's move!
332
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,381
All right, now,
let's go! Let's go!
333
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,918
What do you say,
Vince? I'm busy.
334
00:16:43,986 --> 00:16:46,520
Yeah. Yeah, I see.
335
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,401
Don't try to put any fast
one over on me, Whipple.
336
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,691
Get lost!
337
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:55,140
What's the matter?
You got time for visiting?
338
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:57,242
Less than five
minutes to inspection.
339
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,799
Well, I'll tell you, Vince,
340
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:01,268
I got a nice, cooperative
bunch of boots.
341
00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:03,204
I only have to tell them once.
342
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,240
That's how I get those extra
points on the efficiency ratings.
343
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:08,710
Very interesting, but not to me.
344
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,412
Yeah, I got some good
people on this tour.
345
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,380
Real good.
346
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,983
Okay, you're startin'
to bug me, Steve.
347
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:18,212
Now, take a walk, will you?
348
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,154
Okay.
349
00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:24,291
I guess I'll be shovin' off.
350
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,605
I ain't forgettin'
about yesterday.
351
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,063
You know, the sabotage?
352
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,765
Don't try that again.
353
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,868
Vince, you cut me.
354
00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:35,336
I'd like to.
355
00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:43,611
Where's Pyle?
356
00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:47,215
Anybody see Pyle?
357
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,028
What did he do, go over
the hill with that skunk?
358
00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:52,319
You stay right here... - Pyle!
359
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,666
And I'm gonna come back for you in a
little while and take you on a nice walk.
360
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,223
Now, don't wander off.
361
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,772
All right. That does it!
Let's fall in on the double!
362
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,895
Come on. Let's move! Move!
Move! Move! Move! Move!
363
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,966
Where you been,
Pyle? Goldbricking?
364
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,611
No, sir. I was back
there with Ralph.
365
00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:08,402
I was feedin' him. Huh?
366
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:10,983
I was feedin' Ralph. You
know what that little rascal likes?
367
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,606
Eggs.
368
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,137
Swell. Did you know that
about skunks, Sergeant?
369
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,145
Skunks just love eggs. Pyle.
370
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,241
I saved him part of mine
from breakfast this mornin'.
371
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,631
He really enjoyed 'em.
372
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,943
The little rascal
didn't even mind
373
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,912
that there's ketchup
on 'em. Pyle!
374
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,880
You wanna make a
skunk a friend for life,
375
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,549
you serve him up a mess of eggs.
376
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,641
Fried, scrambled,
poached, or even raw.
377
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,076
No two ways about it,
skunks is egg-lovers.
378
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,595
Knock it off!
379
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,446
Good morning, sir. Good morning.
380
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,458
Sergeant. Sir?
381
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,160
Is this a new style?
382
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,928
Sir?
383
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:53,909
The pockets on these cartridge
belts, every one unsnapped.
384
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,435
Is that something new for
inspection? I haven't seen that order.
385
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,836
Uh, no, sir. Uh...
I'm sorry, sir.
386
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,339
I'll get on the people
about that right away, sir.
387
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,313
Carry on. Aye, aye, sir.
388
00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:17,404
He did it to me again!
Again! He did it again.
389
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,540
Who, Sarge? Whipple!
390
00:19:19,609 --> 00:19:21,753
He must have done it when
we were policing the area.
391
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:23,978
He snuck in and unsnapped
all the cartridge belts!
392
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:27,147
There go those extra
points! Oh, the rat!
393
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,561
What a mean thing.
What a mean thing to do.
394
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,636
Pyle, you're at attention!
You're at attention!
395
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,071
What a mean thing.
What a mean thing to do.
396
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,040
Nobody asked you, Pyle!
397
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,421
All right, the rest
of you people...
398
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,723
Fall out and get squared
away for a 10-mile hike!
399
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:45,067
You got eight minutes! Move
it, move it! Move! Move! Move!
400
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,404
But, sir... I told you to fall
out! That means you, too!
401
00:19:50,473 --> 00:19:51,572
Move!
402
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:56,844
What a mean thing.
What a mean thing to do.
403
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,386
Check that rack.
404
00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,658
How many points you figure he
loses because of those cartridge belts?
405
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:12,960
Plenty. Enough to
keep us way ahead.
406
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,197
Get that pillow.
407
00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:19,478
Now, Ralph, I want
you to go in there now,
408
00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:21,413
and just want you
to sort of look around.
409
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,014
You don't have to do nothin',
410
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,640
but just sort of look
the place over, okay?
411
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,952
Gee, Ralph. We
better get out of here.
412
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,589
All that hollering's
liable to make you attack.
413
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,457
And then they really
wouldn't like you.
414
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,428
Ten-hut!
415
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,608
Why, what's going on? What's
the meaning of this, Sergeant?
416
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,744
Well, sir, we were all... Is this a game?
Your platoon playing games, Sergeant?
417
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,880
No, sir, w-w-we were...
This barracks is a shambles.
418
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,382
What did you have
in there, a riot?
419
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,667
No, sir, we've had... Sergeant,
you will confine your men!
420
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,811
You will get them and
this building in order now!
421
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,443
Yes, sir.
422
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:22,213
Lieutenant, make a complete
record of this for platoon ratings.
423
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,782
Carry on, Sergeant,
if you can, that is.
424
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,091
Yes, sir.
425
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:32,589
Nice, cooperative bunch of
people you got there, Whipple.
426
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,324
Yes, sir!
427
00:21:44,086 --> 00:21:45,966
Attention!
428
00:21:48,624 --> 00:21:51,458
You people see this,
huh? Take a good look.
429
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,127
This is because I'm happy.
430
00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:56,030
You will not see this often
because I'm not often happy.
431
00:21:56,098 --> 00:22:00,000
Now, can anyone here tell me what
happened in Sergeant Whipple's hut?
432
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,769
Huh?
433
00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:05,039
Can anyone here tell me what put
him in the doghouse with the Colonel?
434
00:22:05,107 --> 00:22:08,241
Look, it's all right.
You can tell me.
435
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:11,344
If someone here's responsible, I
just wanna congratulate him, that's...
436
00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:14,548
Pyle.
437
00:22:14,616 --> 00:22:17,751
That you, huh? Huh?
438
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:20,554
How did you manage it,
huh? What did you do, huh?
439
00:22:20,622 --> 00:22:23,022
I just took Ralph
for a little visit.
440
00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:25,258
Ah, good goin', boy!
441
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,900
Good going, boy.
442
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:35,803
That was really quick
thinking. That was great!
443
00:22:35,871 --> 00:22:38,338
You're really becoming
a Marine, boy! Great.
444
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,696
Two... Halt.
445
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,239
Pyle, fall out.
446
00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,814
This is the area,
isn't it? Yes, sir.
447
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,071
Where's your
friend? Our friend, sir.
448
00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:59,242
Well, you know
what to do. Yes, sir.
449
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:11,888
Come on, now.
450
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:17,694
Well, I reckon
this is it, buddy.
451
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,530
I got to go now.
452
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,065
Now, don't look at me like that.
453
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,568
You know you can't go
on livin' in a boot camp.
454
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,481
Right here's where you belong.
455
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,816
Now, you go out and find
yourself some new friends.
456
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,940
Maybe a girl skunk.
457
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,305
And settle down and have some
young ones. That's what you ought to do.
458
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,595
Pyle!
459
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,664
Be right there, Sergeant.
Now, be a good boy, Ralph.
460
00:23:38,734 --> 00:23:39,966
Bye-bye.
461
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,373
He was a good little
feller, wasn't he?
462
00:23:46,442 --> 00:23:48,320
I have to admit, he was.
463
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,911
That's one skunk that
really earned his stripes.
464
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,418
About!
465
00:24:00,889 --> 00:24:01,989
Face!
466
00:24:02,725 --> 00:24:05,226
Forward march!
467
00:24:05,294 --> 00:24:08,779
Left, right, left, right!
Left, left, left, right, left!
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