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Wilton, I got a letter for you.
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It's marked "special,
rush, urgent."
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Mm. I wonder if it's important?
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See you later, Wilton.
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Yeah.
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Oh, good morning, sir.
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Good morning, sir.
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Good morning, I just
got this letter marked
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"special, rush, urgent."
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I wonder if it's important?
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Hey. Any problem, sir?
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Oh, no, sergeant.
Quite the contrary.
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Colonel Heindrich Von Zeppel,
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Prussian balloonist, is arriving
today on the noon stage.
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Wait, wait.
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"Under orders to
consider the activation
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of a balloon corps
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with F Troop as its personnel."
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So that's what they've
been saving us for.
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Couldn't have made
a better choice, sir.
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The stage should
be along any minute.
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I'll go inside and
see if it's on time.
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Sarge, how come
you're so happy to see
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this Prussian
birdman coming here?
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I look at the
positive side of things
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that's why I'm a sergeant
and you're a corporal.
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Oh. I always thought it
was because you were taller.
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No, see it all now, when
you're in the balloon corps
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you just do nothing
but float through the air.
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No more shoeing horses.
No more cleaning tag.
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You mean, no
more infantry drills?
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Right.
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No more camping
out? Right again.
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And how much marching
can you do in a balloon?
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Agarn, I don't know why
people say you're so dumb.
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Of course, there's
O'Rourke Enterprises.
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Well, how does that fit in?
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Once we learn how
to work this balloon
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we borrow it from time to
time and hurry up our deliveries.
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And we can even sell rides
to the folks here in town.
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Now do you wanna
be in the balloon corps?
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It's the only way to fly.
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Who says I'm dumb?
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Here she comes.
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Well, he doesn't seem
to be in the coach, sir.
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He must be.
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Oh, he's probably waiting inside
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for one of us to
greet him officially.
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There's nobody inside, sir.
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Well, maybe he missed the stage.
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Well, I don't understand it.
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If an officer of Colonel
Von Zeppel's reputation
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says that he's arriving
on the noon stage
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then he should be
arriving on the noon stage.
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I told you.
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Don't stand there just. Somebody
help me from here down.
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Are your hands clean, sergeant?
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Sure.
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Be careful with mein Schnitzel.
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There we go. Be
careful with him, Agarn.
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Uh, just, uh, step
right down this way.
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Ah, all right, coming.
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That's it.
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Ah. Here we are.
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Colonel Heindrich Von
Zeppel reporting for duty.
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Oh. Captain Wilton
Parmenter, F Troop,
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and this is Sergeant
O'Rourke and Corporal Agarn.
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Oh, and this is Miss
Jane Angelica Thrift.
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I am charmed.
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Und this is Schnitzel.
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Hi there, fellow.
Have a nice flight?
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You'll have to excuse him. He
does not understand English.
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Do you have any
baggage with you, colonel?
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It is coming by wagon train
with the balloon equipment.
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Until we meet again.
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Und now, so we go
to headquarters, ja?
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Ja.
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Und I would like
to review the troops
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that will take part
in operation Luft.
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You mean a full-dress review?
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Ja.
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According to you
army regulation,
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362 dash 4198
subheading small D,
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visiting officers
of command rank
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will have a dress
review in their honor.
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Really? I didn't know
that. Sergeant O'Rourke?
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Yes, sir.
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Please arrange a full
dress welcoming review
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in honor of our
distinguished guest.
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Yes, sir. Army regulations
362 dash 4198, sir.
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Subheading... Small D, I know.
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Now, colonel, is there
anything else I can do for you?
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Ja, can you lend
me your begleiter?
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My...
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Oh, darn it. I just sent
that out to the cleaners.
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Nein, nein, nein.
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A begleiter is a military
attendant, an orderly.
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We Prussian officers
have a begleiter.
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The British officers
have a batman.
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You Americans, you
do not have a batman?
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Well, not yet, but I'm
sure we will someday.
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We're a very progressive nation.
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Well, no matter. I
make do without one.
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No, no, no, I wouldn't
think of it, colonel.
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You just take your pick of an
orderly from among my men.
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Parmenter, if you are
going to be in my command,
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let me advise you:
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toughen up those ankles.
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Hard luck and trouble.
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I'm telling you, I can
see it coming right now.
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One day in the balloon corps
and already a full-dress review.
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I don't call this
floating through the air
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like a feather in the breeze.
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Just a formality.
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Once we get in training,
it'll be just like I said.
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Yeah? Well, I wish
I could be as sure
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as you are about Attila the Hun.
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Now, trust in me. Have I
ever given you a bum steer?
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Yes. All right.
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But I can't lose them all, huh?
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Hey, what is that you're
putting on the boots?
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I ran out of bootblack so I'm
using what I put on my hair.
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Hair oil on boots?
No. Bacon grease.
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Why, no wonder you
smell like breakfast.
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Chin in, chest out.
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Chin in, chest out.
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Chin in, chest out.
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Straighten that hat.
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Where was I? Chest out.
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Chest out!
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Ten-hut.
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Get away from me,
boy. You're bothering me.
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You're missing a
button from the tunic.
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No, colonel. It ain't missing.
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I got it right here
in my pocket.
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Are you making jokes at me?
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Congratulations, corporal.
Schnitzel likes you.
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And I like Schnitzel.
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Parmenter, I think I have found
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mein begleiter.
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Und you will iron mein
shirt und polish mein helmet.
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Und take mein
Schnitzel for a walk.
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Those are the duties.
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Yes, sir.
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Dummkopf. How
did I tell you to say it?
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Jawohl, mein Herr! Again.
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Jawohl, mein Herr!
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Again. Jawohl, mein Herr!
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Ach to Himmel, he's
got it. I think he's got it.
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Jawohl, mein Herr!
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Your men are completely
out of control, captain.
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There is no organization.
No discipline.
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Well, colonel,
they do their best.
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It is not enough.
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In Prussia, things
are different.
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If I order my men to march
off a cliff, they march off a cliff.
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Isn't that a little
hard on the men?
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It's harder on me.
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I have to keep training new men.
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Right, corporal?
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Jawohl, mein Herr!
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Now that I'm here,
things will be different.
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We will have order.
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We will have discipline.
We will have attention.
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Because that is the way
we do things in Prussia.
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What are you talking
about Prussia...?
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Silence!
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Every morning at 5:00 before
breakfast, we will have a drill.
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Und at 7:00 before breakfast
we will march 10 miles.
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Excuse me for asking, colonel,
but when do we eat breakfast?
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At lunch.
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Colonel, my men
aren't use to such...
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That's tough hasenpfeffer.
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They will have to
shape up or ship out.
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Right, corporal?
Jawohl, mein Herr!
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Good, you are dismissed.
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Go back to quarters und
continue transcribing my memoirs.
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Oh, colonel, I couldn't
help wondering about
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that scar on your cheek.
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Did you get that in battle?
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In a way.
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I get it in a duel when I was
a student at the university.
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It is my mark of honor.
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Mein "schmiss."
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Well, whoever did it
didn't "schmiss" by much.
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Actually, a young
lady was involved.
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Oh, did you beat her?
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Captain, what are you doing?
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Well, what's the matter, Dobbs?
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Haven't you ever seen
an officer shave before?
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Agarn, what's gotten into you?
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Something is troubling
you, my feldwebel?
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Feldwebel?
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Feldwebel. That's
Prussian for sergeant.
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You see what I mean?
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Don't you think you've gotten
into this thing a bit too much?
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Because it is the right
way. It is the military way.
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And above all, it is the
blue-blooded Prussian way.
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Agarn, what has
happened to your loyalty?
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You know, sarge, you're right.
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I guess I got carried away.
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Forgetting my
years in the service.
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My birthright.
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My national heritage.
Oh, sarge, I'm sorry.
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Now, well, now there, there.
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Get your hands off!
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Agarn, you knucklehead,
will you stop it?
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I will not be
talked to that way.
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O'Rourke, you have
maybe relatives in Prussia?
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So, gentlemen,
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the time has come
for me to reveal
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to you my true purpose here.
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In the Civil War,
balloonists flew over the lines
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to observe the
enemy movements, ja?
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Please be careful. Don't hurt
the balloon, you clumsy ox.
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Sorry. So
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I approach your chief
of staff in Washington
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with my new theory, ja?
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It is that we can now
fly over the territory
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where the treacherous
Hekawi Indians are holed up.
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Oh, it's, uh, to observe them.
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Not just observe, gentlemen.
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F Troop will attack the
Hekawis from the air.
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And if it works,
it is westward ho.
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Und tomorrow, the Apaches.
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You and your easy
life in the balloon corps.
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Yeah, well, if you hadn't been
so busy jawohl-ing mein Herr
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you might have realized
what he was up to.
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Sarge, I don't wanna
go up in a balloon
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and attack the Hekawi.
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They're not treacherous.
They're our friends.
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And besides, they
might attack back.
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Could also having effect
on O'Rourke Enterprises,
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like wiping us out.
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What are we gonna do about it?
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We'll do the only
honorable thing.
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What's that?
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Reveal our plans to the enemy.
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What you mean you want
Hekawis to move away?
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We only want you to move
because we're your friends.
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With friend like you,
Hekawi no need enemy.
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No need no joke, either.
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I guess we'll have
to tell you the rest.
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F Troop is gonna attack you.
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What about no-fight
clause in treaty?
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Wait a minute,
it's not our idea.
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We don't wanna
go on the warpath.
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And me no want to go on warpath.
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War paint makes skin break out.
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00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,877
It's this new colonel.
He wants us to attack
251
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:47,245
the Hekawis from a balloon.
252
00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:48,880
What is "balloon"?
253
00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:51,416
Well, there's this big cloth
bag and you blow it up.
254
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,370
Me think Agarn speak
with fuzzy tongue.
255
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,090
You think not. Me, the
chief. Me think for Hekawis.
256
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,909
Me think Agarn speak
with fuzzy tongue.
257
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,761
We're telling you the truth.
258
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:05,915
There's this big cloth bag
and you blow it up with hot air.
259
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,717
And underneath
there's this basket
260
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,551
and you ride in the basket.
261
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,454
There is wise old Indian saying:
262
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,707
"He who plant crop of rhubarb
263
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:18,527
will lose moccasins
in light of full moon."
264
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,945
I'll go along with that.
265
00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:21,914
You'll go along with anything.
266
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:25,851
Please listen, will you just
move the Hekawis away?
267
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,886
If not, you going
to fight us from air
268
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:30,622
in basket with big
bag over head?
269
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:32,224
That's about the size of it.
270
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:35,194
Once we have brave
who say he fly in air.
271
00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:38,413
He show feathers on arms
and he jump off mountain.
272
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,848
He fly real good.
273
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,566
But he land real bad.
274
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,735
Chief, I'm telling you,
275
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:46,238
if you don't move
the Hekawi away
276
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:50,409
we're gonna have to go
up in the balloon and...
277
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:54,746
Sarge, I can't say it.
278
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,648
Agarn, you take
good dose of spirits
279
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:59,151
of yucca root, balloon go away.
280
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:04,039
If balloon no go
away, happy landing.
281
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:09,327
Gentlemen, we drink to
our first flight tomorrow, ja?
282
00:16:09,351 --> 00:16:11,296
We balloonists have a toast.
283
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,599
Eat, drink und be merry
284
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:16,357
for tomorrow we may be kaput.
285
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,305
Ah, the beer here is good.
286
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:21,457
Yeah, we like it.
287
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,392
But not so good as
the beer of Prussia.
288
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,445
Mmm. And the food here is good.
289
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:27,729
It's delicious.
290
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,731
Yeah, but it's not sauerbraten.
291
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,449
Howdy, mind if I join you?
292
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:33,084
Mmm.
293
00:16:33,108 --> 00:16:37,173
And the women
here are wunderbar.
294
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,741
Why, thank you, colonel.
295
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,476
But not so wunderbar as
the women back in Prussia.
296
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,263
Oh, come now, colonel.
Women are the same everywhere.
297
00:16:44,287 --> 00:16:45,447
Nein, nein, nein.
298
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,166
In Prussia, the women
dress like women.
299
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,552
Not like the Fräulein here.
300
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,854
Well, I'll go along with
you on the food and drink.
301
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,722
But we kind of like
Jane the way she is.
302
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,207
Thank you, Wilton.
303
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:59,644
You are casting an aspersion
on mein taste in femininity?
304
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:01,446
No, no, I didn't cast
anything like that.
305
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:04,049
Now, Wilton, don't go getting
in a fight on my account.
306
00:17:04,073 --> 00:17:08,354
In Prussia, we always get
into fights on women's accounts.
307
00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:11,495
Well, then you should be glad
we're here and not in Prussia.
308
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,644
You have insulted mein country.
309
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,346
No, no, look. I'll
leave it to you.
310
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,933
Now, did I insult
the colonel...?
311
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,520
I never duel a man in a
country where I am a guest.
312
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,305
But in your exception,
I will make a case.
313
00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:28,424
A duel?
314
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,493
Do you accept? Well,
of course he accepts.
315
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,961
The honorable name
of Parmenter is at stake.
316
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,163
He can always change his name.
317
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,232
Borrow your glove,
sir. No, it will never fit.
318
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,735
No, no, you're supposed to
slap him across the face with it.
319
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,771
I'm supposed to... To
accept the challenge.
320
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:45,224
That's what I hate about
dueling. All that face-slapping.
321
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:47,114
Sorry.
322
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:52,715
I hope you duel better
than you challenge.
323
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,767
Corporal, you will
be mein second.
324
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,903
And I will be yours, sir.
325
00:17:57,927 --> 00:18:00,306
Two grown men fighting a
duel. I'm ashamed of you.
326
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,925
And I'm warning you, Wilton,
if you go get yourself killed
327
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,531
don't come crying to me.
328
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,083
Ah.
329
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,928
Well, what your
choice of weapons is?
330
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,392
How are you at arm-wrestling?
331
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,401
What'll it be, captain?
Pistols or sabers?
332
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,338
Uh, sabers. Pistols
would wake up the men.
333
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,510
Yeah, you're all heart.
334
00:18:57,086 --> 00:19:01,033
Uh, I'll take the
right-handed one.
335
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,652
Corporal.
336
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,788
Gentlemen.
337
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:19,023
Now count out 20 paces,
and face each other.
338
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:24,256
Two, three...
339
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,941
Agarn, we gotta keep them apart.
340
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,827
We can't take a chance
on the captain getting kaput.
341
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:31,947
Nineteen, twenty.
342
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:36,185
Ready, set, go.
343
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,258
Ha.
344
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,807
Well, either we have
to get closer together
345
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,247
or get longer swords.
346
00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:52,334
Twenty paces for
pistols is, dummkopf.
347
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,735
What's the matter with you?
348
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:57,055
You take care of Schnitzel.
I be my own second.
349
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:58,896
En garde.
350
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,335
Aah!
351
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:11,970
Oh, ow!
352
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:14,294
Wait, wait.
353
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,003
Wow, how did you do that?
354
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:31,373
Well, the important
thing is to keep
355
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,414
the front leg
extended so that...
356
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,352
We'd better give the
captain some more help.
357
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,705
Colonel, hey, look up there.
358
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:48,873
There? What, what?
359
00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:50,392
I don't see anything.
360
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,736
Now, captain. I don't
see anything either.
361
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,307
Look.
362
00:21:22,331 --> 00:21:25,700
You don't fool the colonel
a second time with that.
363
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,535
Look.
364
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,272
Agarn.
365
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,861
Schnitzel.
366
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,850
Chief, me have riddle for you.
367
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:53,388
What has big round shape,
carries man and dog, and flies?
368
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,107
Me give up. What
has big round shape,
369
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:58,710
carries man and dog, and flies?
370
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:02,052
Me not know
either but there it is.
371
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:07,252
It is balloon.
372
00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:09,154
No such thing as balloon.
373
00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:11,690
That's what you tell
O'Rourke and Agarn.
374
00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:13,747
Must be evil spirit.
375
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:20,983
Well, not just stand there.
Sound evil spirit alarm.
376
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,817
Chief, you really
believe in evil spirits?
377
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:58,842
Nah, but what do they know?
378
00:23:03,532 --> 00:23:10,381
Und so, gentlemen, it is
time for me to say goodbye.
379
00:23:10,405 --> 00:23:17,505
Not goodbye, colonel,
auf Wiedersehen
380
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,808
Glad they settled their
differences like gentlemen,
381
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,193
in a poker game.
382
00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:23,461
Yeah? I still say
the colonel cheated.
383
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:29,301
I don't see how three
kaisers can beat a royal flush.
384
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,336
All right, let's give
him a hand here, men.
385
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,021
Are your hands clean, Parmenter?
386
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,306
Yeah.
387
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,192
All right, be careful
with mein Schnitzel.
388
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,127
There we go.
389
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,985
All right.
390
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:47,769
Now that I know that the
Hekawi Indians can fight back
391
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,138
I must return to
Prussia und develop
392
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,207
a puncture-proof balloon.
393
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:56,833
Don't worry, I shall
return. All right.
394
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:01,216
Victory under calm blue.
395
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,673
We'll go off.
396
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,511
Oh, captain, don't
you think we ought
397
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:13,995
to give him a farewell salute?
398
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,619
Oh, yes. Give the signal.
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