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Greetings, Princess Dyanna.
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I hope you had a safe journey.
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I am Cassia,
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the liaison for your visit.
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The Princess is not used to travelling
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in such stormy conditions.
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My apologies.
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This is our off season.
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But the storms will not interfere
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in your vacation here at Pleasure Station.
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Of that I can assure you both.
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Tara's my bodyguard,
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not my companion.
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I see.
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Well, we have many activities
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to keep your "body guard" occupied,
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while you may entertain yourself privately.
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That won't be necessary.
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I would just like to make sure
you know who the client is.
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Of course, Princess.
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Welcome to Pleasure Station,
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where your every fantasy becomes real.
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Doesn't look very inviting.
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This is merely our greeting bay.
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I assure you the rest of the station
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will be much more to your liking.
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The Princess has very specific needs.
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We called ahead.
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I understand the Princesses
desires completely.
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All preparations have
been made as requested.
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And if I can personally
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be of any assistance,
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please don't hesitate to call upon me.
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That won't be necessary.
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I will attend to any
of the Princesses needs.
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Tara, I can speak for myself.
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Of course, Princess.
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It's your security I'm most concerned for.
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I understand, but please know,
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the Pleasure Station has one of
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the largest security forces in the sector.
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You have absolutely nothing to fear.
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Thank you, Cassia.
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Tara is paid to worry about me.
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Now, I'd like to get on with my vacation.
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Time here is short.
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As you wish, Princess.
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Please follow me.
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Oh, and I hope you
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didn't bring a swim suit.
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There's something about
her that I don't like.
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How do we know we can trust her?
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Tara, you're always so suspicious.
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She's just an employee.
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Every time an attractive woman comes around,
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out come your claws.
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It's not that, your highness.
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It's just...
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There's something about her.
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I feel like I've seen her before.
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I'd like to see more of her.
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But for now, put your suspicions aside
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and let me enjoy myself.
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Of course, Princess.
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I hear the pleasure droids
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of Exter are like none other.
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Let's find out.
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Master.
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Is everything ready as planned?
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Yes, Aria, standing by.
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And the Princess is here?
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She is.
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Our intelligence was correct.
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And is she alone?
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No, master,
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she has one body guard with her.
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Only one?
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How foolish.
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Where is she now?
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She is in the Venusian grotto,
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being "entertained"
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by a pleasure droid.
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Hmm, excellent.
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My fleet is standing by
and prepared to attack.
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Soon we will control this station
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and create a new outpost
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for my Recusa star system.
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And the Princess?
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Once she becomes our prisoner
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no one will dare retaliate against us.
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She is the jewel
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in the crown of hostages.
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With her in our pocket,
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all resistance will cease.
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Without her...
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Our planet will be
destroyed by the Federation.
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That won't happen.
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You'll see to that,
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won't you?
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Your desire is my command.
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Start the attack!
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Commence attack on Pleasure Station.
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Crush all opposition.
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Now, bring me the Princess.
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Soon this rotten little asteroid
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will be all mine!
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Your masseuse awaits you, Princess.
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Good.
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I hope she has strong hands.
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I could use one after that.
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( alarm sounding )
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What's that?
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Smoke detector?
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( weapons firing )
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We're under siege, your Highness.
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Why would anyone attack
the Pleasure Station?
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I think it's a plot to kidnap you.
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Kidnap me?
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Aria of Electros has
always been a rebel traitor.
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I'm sure she's behind this.
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( weapons firing )
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Aria? just my luck.
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Caught in an alien whore
house with my pants down.
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We've got to get out of here.
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Come on, let's try the loading dock.
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Maybe we can hijack an escape shuttle.
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Okay.
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( weapons firing )
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These space pimps are no
match for my skilled pilots.
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This won't last long.
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Hurry, we don't have much time!
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But do you think this thing
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will actually fly?
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There's only one way to find out.
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But do you really know
how to fly this thing?
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Does it really matter at this point?
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All right, here we go.
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Fingers crossed. We got incoming.
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( weapons firing )
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Well, at least if it's my time to perish,
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I died after being licked
senseless by an android hooker.
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Don't talk like that.
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We're not gonna die... I hope.
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( weapons firing )
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There's one coming right at us.
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Oh, no... ah.
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( weapons firing )
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We've got one left behind us.
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I don't think I can shake him.
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( weapons firing )
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Hey, pal, tailgating is
illegal in this quadrant.
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( ship exploding )
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Good job, Princess.
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But we're headed straight
towards that asteroid belt.
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It's our only chance.
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Do you think we can out
maneuver them without killing us?
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Are you crazy? I don't
know how to fly this thing.
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Then let's just close our eyes.
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( weapons firing )
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We've slowed down.
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Does that mean we've entered
a friendly solar system
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where we'll we welcomed and meet new friends
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who will protect us from
Aria's evil plans to kidnap me?
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Um, no.
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It means the engine's on fire.
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Damn it! Now what?
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We only have one choice.
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We have to jettison ourselves
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off of this ship
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and take our chances.
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Chances, but where?
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There's a planet, straight ahead.
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Where is she?
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I don't know.
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They must have found a way to escape.
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How is that possible?
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We have the place surrounded.
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Perhaps they stole one
of the escape shuttles.
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Eluding my trained fighters?
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I don't believe it.
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I'm afraid it's true, Aria.
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We've had reports of one
small ship slipping through.
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It must be them.
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Do you know what this means?
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That I won't be vacationing
in Qualitron next week.
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When they find out we don't
have the Princess held hostage,
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our asses won't be worth a plug nickel.
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What do we do?
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You've got to find her and bring her to me.
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In the meantime, I'll pretend
as if we really do have her.
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That should stall off a
counter attack for now.
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But you need to hurry.
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I can't get busted again.
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I'm on my third strike.
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I'll do my best, master.
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All royal family members have an
implanted tracking chip in them.
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Use that and it'll lead you right to her.
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Isn't this amazing? Just look at it.
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Let me guess.
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45 hundred new numbers
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you've never seen before.
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Better than that
- 48 hundred.
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Every day I send dozens
of messages out into space.
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Every day, I wait for
someone to answer back.
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Collect call from Uranus on line two.
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You're killing
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me, Jake.
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I know to you this is all trivial.
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But to me this is important.
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I know something is gonna
happen, something big.
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I haven't seen anything
big from you in days.
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Suzi, I'll make time for you this weekend.
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But right now, I've gotta
wait to see if someone in
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the outer reaches of space
wants to instant message me.
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Trust me, babe, E.T. is not phoning home.
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If you're bored, why don't you
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just go home, call it a day?
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It's not that I'm bored, Jake.
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The only time I get to see
you is when I hang out here.
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That's not true.
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We do live together.
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No we don't.
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I live in a big house with a big, comfy bed.
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And you live...here,
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in UFO central.
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The search for extraterrestrial
life is a thankless one,
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but it's my job.
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To look for UFO's where there are none?
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I wish you could see how important this is.
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If I were to actually make contact
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with an honest to god UFO, I'd be famous.
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I could write my own ticket to
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the top of the scientific slog heap.
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I know, I know, it's just you spend
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so much time studying the heavenly bodies.
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What about me?
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What about this body?
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You know I can't concentrate
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when you do that.
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Well...
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how about now?
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Is this better?
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Suzi...
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Come on, baby.
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I want your rocket,
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and I want it to blast off right now.
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You know, sometimes,
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you can be very persuasive.
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I want you to produce a real UFO,
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an unbelievable fucking orgasm.
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I think I see one coming right now.
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( Music playing )
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( Music playing )
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( Music playing )
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( Music playing )
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( Music playing )
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( Music playing )
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( Music playing )
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( beeping )
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What's that?
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It's probably the microwave, come on.
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( beeping )
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That's the atmospheric disturbance meter.
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Something's causing a ripple
in the upper stratosphere.
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You don't think...
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Uh, it could be.
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It looks like
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something's trying to break into our orbit.
277
00:24:45,744 --> 00:24:48,465
A UFO? Please!
278
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,375
Maybe, I have the server co-ordinates.
279
00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:53,340
You do that.
280
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,958
I'm stepping outside.
281
00:24:55,993 --> 00:24:58,496
Suzi, you smoke after sex?
282
00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:01,000
I don't know. I never looked.
283
00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:11,256
We must transport to the surface.
284
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:13,708
But we must do it quickly. Hold me tight.
285
00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:16,090
Not now, Tara. Can't we do that later.
286
00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:19,125
No, hold me tight, so we can
transport together -- quickly!
287
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,125
Oh, right. Okay, I'm ready.
288
00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:35,750
( whirring )
289
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,041
Holy shit!
290
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:54,125
Well, that could have been worse.
291
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,746
If only I knew where we were.
292
00:25:56,781 --> 00:25:59,333
What a strange place this is.
293
00:26:00,917 --> 00:26:02,458
Look!
294
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:06,479
Well, that's just great.
295
00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:09,333
There goes our wheels.
296
00:26:11,959 --> 00:26:13,465
Suggestions?
297
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:16,125
We need to find food and shelter,
298
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,131
and a place to pee.
299
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,458
Do you have a device that
will help us do such a thing?
300
00:26:20,493 --> 00:26:22,458
Yes, your highness.
301
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,500
Heads.
302
00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:30,667
This way.
303
00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:39,291
Jake, I saw it, I saw it!
304
00:26:39,326 --> 00:26:40,632
Saw what?
305
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,500
The UFO, or whatever it is.
306
00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:44,382
Where?
307
00:26:44,417 --> 00:26:46,667
It was falling from the
sky, and it was on fire,
308
00:26:46,702 --> 00:26:48,792
and it blew up when it hit the hills.
309
00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:50,173
Blew up?
310
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,006
Yeah, ka-pow!
311
00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,423
Nothing, nothing but smoke.
312
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:57,291
I'm pretty sure all you saw was a meteorite.
313
00:26:57,326 --> 00:26:59,225
It happens all the time.
314
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,171
But in broad daylight?
315
00:27:01,206 --> 00:27:03,048
Well, that's unlikely,
316
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:05,375
but it's probably all is was.
317
00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:07,215
Too bad.
318
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,645
I was really hoping for more.
319
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,444
Jake, this was no shooting star.
320
00:27:12,479 --> 00:27:14,781
You're right, let's go home.
321
00:27:14,816 --> 00:27:17,949
I can't any more of this today.
322
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:21,083
Okay, but don't give up, babe.
323
00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:23,083
The truth is out there.
324
00:27:23,118 --> 00:27:24,917
Thank you.
325
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:34,208
( Music playing )
326
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:54,333
You can run through a million star systems,
327
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:57,250
but you can't hid from me, little Princess.
328
00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,215
( beeping )
329
00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,882
Cassia to Master Aria, come in.
330
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,375
I've located the Princess
on the third planet
331
00:28:08,410 --> 00:28:10,750
in the star of Braxis.
332
00:28:10,785 --> 00:28:13,750
Come in. Aria?
333
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,041
Hello?
334
00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,750
What is she doing?
335
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:29,417
( Music playing )
336
00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:29,500
( Music playing )
337
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:27,542
( Music playing )
338
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:24,625
( Music playing )
339
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:23,667
( Music playing )
340
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:25,750
( Music playing )
341
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:35,792
( Music playing )
342
00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:21,937
Look, Princess.
343
00:35:21,972 --> 00:35:23,632
Praise Targas!
344
00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:25,667
Perhaps we can take shelter there.
345
00:35:25,702 --> 00:35:27,667
It's a primitive construction.
346
00:35:27,702 --> 00:35:29,455
Not much curb appeal,
347
00:35:29,490 --> 00:35:31,208
but we're in no position
348
00:35:31,243 --> 00:35:32,715
to be choosy.
349
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:34,959
It will allow us to regroup our thoughts
350
00:35:34,994 --> 00:35:36,799
and plan our next move.
351
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:39,417
But what if we encounter an alien race?
352
00:35:39,452 --> 00:35:41,875
Let me do the talking.
353
00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:44,500
Got it.
354
00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:01,750
( Music playing )
355
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,875
Time to put this baby on auto pilot
356
00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:11,125
and do a little hooter hunting.
357
00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:14,917
Ship's voice: Auto pilot activated.
358
00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:34,917
( beeping )
359
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:46,215
What place is this?
360
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,875
It looks like a food storage facility.
361
00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:50,131
A kitchen?
362
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,916
Yes, are you hungry?
363
00:36:51,951 --> 00:36:53,667
I could eat a mahar.
364
00:36:54,959 --> 00:36:58,090
Hmm...what is this?
365
00:36:58,125 --> 00:37:01,125
It looks like my cousin.
366
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,548
Ah, look Princess.
367
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:07,917
Good work, Tara. Let's eat.
368
00:37:09,959 --> 00:37:12,090
( knocking )
369
00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:14,291
Agent Daniels, come on in.
370
00:37:14,326 --> 00:37:16,559
You asked to see me, sir?
371
00:37:16,594 --> 00:37:18,792
Yeah, take a seat there.
372
00:37:25,917 --> 00:37:30,125
What can you tell me about
the UFO tracking station
373
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,215
at Santa Mira Springs?
374
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,458
Well, to be honest, not much.
375
00:37:34,493 --> 00:37:36,667
It's been pretty hush-hush.
376
00:37:36,702 --> 00:37:38,632
Sparsely maintained.
377
00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,333
No tangible results from the
center have been reported,
378
00:37:41,368 --> 00:37:43,792
at least, none that I'm aware of.
379
00:37:43,827 --> 00:37:45,996
Until now.
380
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,131
Until now?
381
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:51,166
Intell has it that something big
382
00:37:51,201 --> 00:37:53,375
came out of the sky there,
383
00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:55,965
and crashed, today.
384
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,625
The problem is, I haven't heard
385
00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:00,834
anything from the center.
386
00:38:00,869 --> 00:38:02,799
That's strange.
387
00:38:02,834 --> 00:38:05,333
Do you have any idea what it was?
388
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:07,799
Not at all.
389
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:11,215
But there's also reports that strange
390
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:15,709
entered our orbit within
a half hour of the crash.
391
00:38:15,744 --> 00:38:18,882
Something totally unexplained.
392
00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:20,799
And you'd like me to go check it out.
393
00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:23,667
Right, I've been trying to
get a hold of Jake Johnson.
394
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:26,625
He's the scientist who
runs the center up there,
395
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:28,350
but no luck so far.
396
00:38:28,385 --> 00:38:30,006
Now, I don't know.
397
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,674
Maybe he didn't come in today.
398
00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:35,458
Maybe he took the
afternoon off and went home.
399
00:38:35,493 --> 00:38:37,041
I just don't know.
400
00:38:37,076 --> 00:38:38,548
Got it.
401
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,548
I'll go visit the center.
402
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,333
Negative, agent
-- I want you to go
403
00:38:42,368 --> 00:38:43,834
Straight out to his house.
404
00:38:43,869 --> 00:38:45,434
He's very isolated.
405
00:38:45,469 --> 00:38:46,965
There's no cell phone.
406
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,187
There's no computer, nothing.
407
00:38:49,222 --> 00:38:51,375
But I think he's our best hope.
408
00:38:51,410 --> 00:38:53,375
If he's out there, sir,
409
00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:55,840
I'll find him.
410
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,792
And, Daniels, if you do find him,
411
00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:00,757
and he knows something,
412
00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:03,583
I'm depending on you to keep it zipped.
413
00:39:03,618 --> 00:39:06,625
You can count on me, sir.
414
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,548
Good.
415
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:10,166
( phone ringing )
416
00:39:10,201 --> 00:39:11,583
What?
417
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,917
Why's the door open?
418
00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:31,351
I don't know.
419
00:39:31,386 --> 00:39:32,715
( sniffing )
420
00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:34,548
Do you smell that?
421
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,583
Yeah, did you leave the oven on again?
422
00:39:36,618 --> 00:39:38,625
Of course not.
423
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:57,042
What the hell is going on here?
424
00:39:57,077 --> 00:39:58,959
Greetings, Earthlings. How?
425
00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:00,882
How?
426
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:03,583
Earthlings? I think maybe
you better start explaining.
427
00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,840
Well, we
got lost--
428
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:07,882
Lost, just completely lost.
429
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:09,917
And we came upon your construction.
430
00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:11,455
Beautiful place.
431
00:40:11,490 --> 00:40:12,924
Really nice.
432
00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,583
And no one was here.
433
00:40:14,618 --> 00:40:16,131
Not a soul.
434
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:19,583
So we thought, maybe you wouldn't mind?
435
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,215
Is it okay?
436
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:23,500
We can leave. It's not a problem.
437
00:40:23,535 --> 00:40:25,125
I'm just so confused.
438
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,674
Your clothes?
439
00:40:26,709 --> 00:40:28,688
Everything is just so strange.
440
00:40:28,723 --> 00:40:30,667
Are you guys from Centerville?
441
00:40:30,702 --> 00:40:32,288
I got dressed in a hurry.
442
00:40:32,323 --> 00:40:33,875
I was being kidnapped.
443
00:40:33,910 --> 00:40:35,340
Kidnapped?
444
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,583
Yes, you are addressing Her Royal Highness,
445
00:40:37,618 --> 00:40:39,417
Princess Dyanna of Alton Four.
446
00:40:39,452 --> 00:40:40,809
And I am her
447
00:40:40,844 --> 00:40:42,131
body guard Tara.
448
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,083
You're kidding me, right?
449
00:40:44,118 --> 00:40:45,542
I don't kid.
450
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:55,507
Suzi, do you think it could be?
451
00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:57,834
Oh, that thing that crashed in the hills.
452
00:40:57,869 --> 00:40:59,507
No, this is fantastic.
453
00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:01,417
This is what I've always dreamed about.
454
00:41:01,452 --> 00:41:03,215
I can't believe it.
455
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,208
I mean, they do look pretty fantastic.
456
00:41:05,243 --> 00:41:06,580
All right.
457
00:41:06,615 --> 00:41:07,882
Oh, my God.
458
00:41:07,917 --> 00:41:11,417
Okay, ladies, please finish your meal
459
00:41:11,452 --> 00:41:14,917
and we can have a little chat...please.
460
00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:22,382
Suzi, do you know what this means?
461
00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:24,834
That two big-tittied twits
cleaned out our kitchen
462
00:41:24,869 --> 00:41:27,041
and now we have to go grocery shopping.
463
00:41:27,076 --> 00:41:29,006
No, I mean, what if they
464
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:31,041
really did come on a space ship
465
00:41:31,076 --> 00:41:33,006
here from another galaxy?
466
00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:35,875
You really think either one of
those two has the intelligence
467
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,875
to find their way out
of a K-Mart parking lot?
468
00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:39,709
Stranger things have happened.
469
00:41:39,744 --> 00:41:41,090
Name one.
470
00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,875
All right, let me start again.
471
00:41:42,910 --> 00:41:44,590
What if they're telling the truth?
472
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:46,799
Maybe they did escape from outer space.
473
00:41:46,834 --> 00:41:49,834
They look like they escaped
from a Frederick's Catalogue.
474
00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:51,840
Either way, it's not bad.
475
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:53,875
There's only one way I can prove it.
476
00:41:53,910 --> 00:41:55,496
I need to test their clothes.
477
00:41:55,531 --> 00:41:57,083
I'll bet they're made of fabric
478
00:41:57,118 --> 00:41:58,674
that's not of this Earth.
479
00:41:58,709 --> 00:42:00,750
How are we supposed to get their clothes?
480
00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:04,125
You're a girl. Think of something
481
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:06,125
What...?
482
00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:09,674
This is our room.
483
00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:11,548
You can change in here.
484
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:15,000
So, please explain to me again
why you guys want my clothes.
485
00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:17,382
Well, if you really are
from another solar system,
486
00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:20,208
the fabric of the clothes will
prove it's alien composition.
487
00:42:20,243 --> 00:42:22,250
I have to study it, run some tests.
488
00:42:22,285 --> 00:42:23,882
All right, if it proves
489
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,667
that we're telling the truth.
490
00:42:25,702 --> 00:42:27,131
You could borrow some of
491
00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:28,632
my stuff while he runs tests.
492
00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,667
I'll let you ladies sort things out.
493
00:42:30,702 --> 00:42:32,667
Take your time.
494
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:40,125
Do you need some help?
495
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,250
Yeah.
496
00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,500
Your hands are so soft.
497
00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,750
You're really beautiful.
498
00:42:57,785 --> 00:42:59,507
You think so?
499
00:42:59,542 --> 00:43:02,333
Not many people see me like this.
500
00:43:02,368 --> 00:43:04,131
I'm the royal body guard
501
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:08,000
and I'm not allowed to
indulge in such things.
502
00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:14,500
Nobody's ever touched you like this before?
503
00:43:14,535 --> 00:43:18,166
No, but I've seen it many times.
504
00:43:18,201 --> 00:43:20,924
Maybe we should
505
00:43:20,959 --> 00:43:24,000
do a little experiment of our own.
506
00:43:29,917 --> 00:43:31,959
Okay.
507
00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:40,333
( Music playing )
508
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:38,417
( Music playing )
509
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:31,458
( Music playing )
510
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:30,500
( Music playing )
511
00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:34,583
( Music playing )
512
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:24,625
( Music playing )
513
00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:17,667
( Music playing )
514
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,166
MIB headquarters, this is Agent Daniels.
515
00:50:05,201 --> 00:50:07,392
Paging for General Randall.
516
00:50:07,427 --> 00:50:10,338
Come in. I'm at the location.
517
00:50:10,373 --> 00:50:12,999
MIB headquarters, come in.
518
00:50:13,034 --> 00:50:15,625
Why am I not surprised?
519
00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:25,750
( Music playing )
520
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:41,583
Please, make yourself comfortable.
521
00:50:41,618 --> 00:50:43,583
Thank you.
522
00:50:45,166 --> 00:50:48,000
Whoa! That's not what I meant.
523
00:50:48,035 --> 00:50:49,465
Hmm...
524
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,750
You're a very mysterious creature.
525
00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:53,882
Your intentions confuse me.
526
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:56,917
I've never seen a species
quite like you before.
527
00:50:56,952 --> 00:50:59,048
You mean a man?
528
00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,924
You've never seen a man before?
529
00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:03,792
No, they do not have them where I come from.
530
00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:06,625
But I think it may be very important now.
531
00:51:06,660 --> 00:51:08,090
Why is that?
532
00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:09,666
Because our ship has been destroyed.
533
00:51:09,701 --> 00:51:11,208
We have no way of returning home.
534
00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:12,959
Good point.
535
00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:31,834
( beeping )
536
00:51:36,375 --> 00:51:38,583
We must now learn to fit into your world,
537
00:51:38,618 --> 00:51:40,548
to become a part of it,
538
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:44,583
to do as you do, to feel you feel,
539
00:51:44,618 --> 00:51:48,298
to love as you love.
540
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,757
I'm sure you'll be able to fit in quickly.
541
00:51:50,792 --> 00:51:53,166
You've just got to learn how
to live in a world full of men.
542
00:51:53,201 --> 00:51:56,166
Of course, and you will teach me, yes?
543
00:51:56,201 --> 00:51:57,965
Yes.
544
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,799
I mean, no!
545
00:51:59,834 --> 00:52:01,632
You're a Princess, aren't you?
546
00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:03,583
I'm just your every day UFO hunter.
547
00:52:03,618 --> 00:52:05,975
Besides, Suzi's right down the hall.
548
00:52:06,010 --> 00:52:08,333
She majored in castration in college.
549
00:52:08,368 --> 00:52:10,267
Don't worry about Suzi.
550
00:52:10,302 --> 00:52:12,131
Tara can handle her.
551
00:52:12,166 --> 00:52:13,757
But now I would like to know
552
00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:16,916
what men do for their mates here on Earth.
553
00:52:16,951 --> 00:52:20,041
Well, for the sake of scientific research.
554
00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:45,709
( Music playing )
555
00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,959
( Music playing )
556
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:43,000
( Music playing )
557
00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:41,083
( Music playing )
558
00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:44,125
( Music playing )
559
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:50,041
MIB headquarters, come
in. This is Agent Daniels.
560
00:56:50,076 --> 00:56:51,871
Paging for General Randall.
561
00:56:51,906 --> 00:56:53,632
MIB headquarters, come in.
562
00:56:53,667 --> 00:56:56,250
Cease communications, Earthling.
563
00:56:58,125 --> 00:57:02,090
Drop it.
564
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:04,507
Hold on a second, beautiful.
565
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:07,583
Okay, I'm sure we can talk about this.
566
00:57:07,618 --> 00:57:09,875
Who are you communicating with?
567
00:57:09,910 --> 00:57:11,840
My boss.
568
00:57:11,875 --> 00:57:14,465
I was just checking in.
569
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,465
You know, they get worried about me
570
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:19,354
down at headquarters if
they don't hear from me.
571
00:57:19,389 --> 00:57:22,208
Sounds like you've got a
lot to be worried about.
572
00:57:22,243 --> 00:57:24,382
Wait a minute.
573
00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:27,590
One more step, and I'll vaporize you,
574
00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:30,834
Phew, well, we won't
want that now, would we?
575
00:57:30,869 --> 00:57:32,840
You wouldn't.
576
00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:35,375
Look, it's pretty obvious you're
577
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:38,038
one of those alien things, okay?
578
00:57:38,073 --> 00:57:40,632
But you need me. I can help.
579
00:57:40,667 --> 00:57:44,131
I don't know what kind of creature you are,
580
00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:47,709
but I'm certain that there's
nothing you could do for me.
581
00:57:47,744 --> 00:57:49,333
Don't be so sure.
582
00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:54,548
I saw the Princess
583
00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:57,375
engaging in some physical contact with
584
00:57:57,410 --> 00:58:00,208
the other of your kind.
585
00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:02,934
What was it?
586
00:58:02,969 --> 00:58:05,590
Oh, that.
587
00:58:05,625 --> 00:58:09,542
Yeah, let's just say he was integrating her
588
00:58:09,577 --> 00:58:13,375
into one of Earth's oldest customs.
589
00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:17,101
It looked very...interesting.
590
00:58:17,136 --> 00:58:20,792
I would like you to show me
591
00:58:20,827 --> 00:58:23,507
this contact.
592
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,792
You want me to show you?
593
00:58:25,827 --> 00:58:27,590
Okay.
594
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:30,146
But, why don't we start by you
595
00:58:30,181 --> 00:58:33,799
not pointing that thing at me?
596
00:58:33,834 --> 00:58:37,417
Okay, but no funny business.
597
00:58:37,452 --> 00:58:40,208
Hey, no funny business.
598
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:51,250
( Music playing )
599
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:46,291
( Music playing )
600
01:00:42,333 --> 01:00:46,375
( Music playing )
601
01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:49,417
( Music playing )
602
01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:48,500
( Music playing )
603
01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:43,542
( Music playing )
604
01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:50,917
Cassia, this is Aria.
605
01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:52,750
Come in.
606
01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:57,131
Cassia
607
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,874
This is Aria.
608
01:03:59,909 --> 01:04:02,548
Answer me!
609
01:04:02,583 --> 01:04:05,583
I hate playing phone tag!
610
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:12,208
No, I want you to get me
the stainless steel ones.
611
01:04:12,243 --> 01:04:14,917
You know, the ones with
the fur on the inside.
612
01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:16,298
Yeah.
613
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:18,375
Look, I'm gonna have to call you back, okay?
614
01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:19,799
General Randall?
615
01:04:19,834 --> 01:04:21,333
Daniels, where the hell have you been?!
616
01:04:21,368 --> 01:04:22,834
I thought you weren't coming back.
617
01:04:22,869 --> 01:04:25,250
It's a long, long story, sir.
618
01:04:25,285 --> 01:04:26,667
But I have big news.
619
01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:28,059
You were right.
620
01:04:28,094 --> 01:04:29,422
Something did crash
621
01:04:29,457 --> 01:04:30,750
in those hills.
622
01:04:30,785 --> 01:04:31,965
I knew it!
623
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,882
It was an alien space craft.
624
01:04:34,917 --> 01:04:37,256
Now, unfortunately, the ship's totaled.
625
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:40,333
But the occupants were
able to bail out in time.
626
01:04:40,368 --> 01:04:42,715
Where are they?
627
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:45,542
They're at Jake's house,
just like you suspected.
628
01:04:45,577 --> 01:04:47,351
Two of them, women.
629
01:04:47,386 --> 01:04:49,090
One's a Princess,
630
01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:50,750
and the other's her body guard.
631
01:04:50,785 --> 01:04:52,799
Fantastic!
632
01:04:52,834 --> 01:04:54,924
Are they friendly?
633
01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:57,729
Oh, yes, they're very friendly.
634
01:04:57,764 --> 01:05:00,194
But without their spacecraft,
635
01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:02,531
they're stranded here on Earth.
636
01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:04,799
That's an incredible story.
637
01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:08,000
Are you sure every word
of this is true, Daniels?
638
01:05:08,035 --> 01:05:09,590
I'm positive.
639
01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:11,959
In fact, I brought you proof.
640
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,687
This is Cassia.
641
01:05:22,722 --> 01:05:25,257
Is she one of them?
642
01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:27,792
Oh, she's one of them.
643
01:05:27,827 --> 01:05:29,000
Incredible.
644
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:35,375
I thought you said there were two.
645
01:05:35,410 --> 01:05:37,799
Two on the ship that crashed.
646
01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:40,458
Cassia was actually sent here on a mission
647
01:05:40,493 --> 01:05:42,667
to capture the Princess.
648
01:05:42,702 --> 01:05:44,208
Incredible!
649
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,667
But, she's changed her mind.
650
01:05:52,702 --> 01:05:54,500
Haven't you, dear?
651
01:05:54,535 --> 01:05:56,000
Yes, darling.
652
01:05:56,035 --> 01:05:57,340
I never
653
01:05:57,375 --> 01:05:58,882
want to go back.
654
01:05:58,917 --> 01:06:00,465
What changed her mind?
655
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:04,187
It's, it's actually all in the report, sir.
656
01:06:04,222 --> 01:06:07,875
Let's just say we found a common ground.
657
01:06:07,910 --> 01:06:10,851
And ground it and ground it.
658
01:06:10,886 --> 01:06:13,792
She's kind of my girlfriend now.
659
01:06:13,827 --> 01:06:15,705
Yeah, uh...
660
01:06:15,740 --> 01:06:17,548
I can see that.
661
01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:19,125
We better wrap this all up.
662
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,632
We better bet them to D.C.
663
01:06:20,667 --> 01:06:22,625
The President's gonna want
to know about this right away.
664
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,215
Yes, sir.
665
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:26,250
Come on, babe.
666
01:06:33,667 --> 01:06:36,333
On the deck?
667
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:47,542
Jake, I've been looking everywhere for you.
668
01:06:47,577 --> 01:06:49,413
Suzi.
669
01:06:49,448 --> 01:06:51,215
Whoa!
670
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,250
You look different.
671
01:06:53,285 --> 01:06:54,799
Do you like it?
672
01:06:54,834 --> 01:06:58,173
It's very... ordinary.
673
01:06:58,208 --> 01:07:01,208
Don't worry. You look great.
You're gonna fit right in.
674
01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:03,882
Here you go.
675
01:07:03,917 --> 01:07:06,187
I think you'll find the make up
676
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:08,458
of the material to be very...
677
01:07:08,493 --> 01:07:10,392
flexible.
678
01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:12,256
Excellent.
679
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:14,020
Did you find anything out
680
01:07:14,055 --> 01:07:15,750
new about the Princess?
681
01:07:15,785 --> 01:07:17,291
A few things.
682
01:07:17,326 --> 01:07:18,750
Me too.
683
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,340
So, ladies, I'm gonna have to
684
01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:26,333
tell someone about your situation.
685
01:07:26,368 --> 01:07:28,291
They might be able to help you.
686
01:07:28,326 --> 01:07:29,590
That's very kind of you.
687
01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:31,458
I'm pretty certain that we're being tracked
688
01:07:31,493 --> 01:07:33,215
by an evil hunter named Cassia.
689
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:35,375
She betrayed me and tried to kill us.
690
01:07:35,410 --> 01:07:38,215
Then let's go now.
691
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:41,479
No one is going anywhere.
692
01:07:41,514 --> 01:07:44,709
- Damn it!
- Who are you?
693
01:07:44,744 --> 01:07:46,500
Stop where you are!
694
01:07:46,535 --> 01:07:49,090
Sorry, folks,
695
01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:51,792
MIB is taking over from here.
696
01:07:51,827 --> 01:07:53,131
What's going on?
697
01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:54,895
We've got orders to bring
698
01:07:54,930 --> 01:07:56,590
these girls into Washington.
699
01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:58,625
Don't worry. Nobody's going to hurt you.
700
01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:00,090
On whose orders?
701
01:08:00,125 --> 01:08:02,791
General Randall's orders.
702
01:08:02,826 --> 01:08:05,423
Oh, why didn't you say so?
703
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,583
Like to take you two in
for some quick questions.
704
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:11,329
Is there somewhere we can go in private?
705
01:08:11,364 --> 01:08:14,041
Um, down the hall, first door on the left.
706
01:08:14,076 --> 01:08:16,058
Don't worry, girls.
707
01:08:16,093 --> 01:08:18,006
He won't hurt you.
708
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:20,749
He's just a man...in black.
709
01:08:20,784 --> 01:08:23,458
I know what to do with a man.
710
01:08:23,493 --> 01:08:25,166
So do I.
711
01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:37,959
Um, maybe I should just
go keep an eye on them.
712
01:08:47,834 --> 01:08:51,875
( Music playing )
713
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:50,917
( Music playing )
714
01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:43,792
( Music playing )
715
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:00,041
( Music playing )
716
01:12:42,041 --> 01:12:46,083
( Music playing )
717
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:46,166
( Music playing )
718
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:31,583
What's taking everyone so long?
719
01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:36,006
I don't know,
720
01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:38,875
but I expect some answers.
721
01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:41,882
I'll bet you do.
722
01:14:41,917 --> 01:14:43,750
And I'll give to you.
723
01:14:43,785 --> 01:14:45,548
But first,
724
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:48,542
you ever consider having a close encounter?
725
01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:57,208
( Music playing )
726
01:14:58,208 --> 01:15:01,458
Hey, pal, tailgating is
illegal in this quadrant.
727
01:15:01,493 --> 01:15:04,709
I've never seen a species
quite like you before.
728
01:15:04,744 --> 01:15:06,750
I know what to do with a man.
729
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:12,674
Let me do the talking.
730
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:14,924
Greetings, Earthlings. How?
731
01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:16,917
Come on, let's try the loading dock.
732
01:15:16,952 --> 01:15:18,875
Maybe we can hijack an escape shuttle.
733
01:15:21,792 --> 01:15:23,792
Time to put this baby on auto-pilot
734
01:15:23,827 --> 01:15:26,083
and do a little hooter hunting.
735
01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:32,250
I am Cassia, the liaison for your visit.
736
01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:37,625
Cassia, this is Aria.
737
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:39,423
Come in.
738
01:15:39,458 --> 01:15:42,083
Eluding my trained fighters?
739
01:15:42,118 --> 01:15:44,590
I don't believe it.
740
01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:46,875
Is everything ready as planned?
741
01:15:49,959 --> 01:15:53,632
I haven't seen anything
big from you in days.
742
01:15:53,667 --> 01:15:56,083
That two big-tittied twits
cleaned out our kitchen
743
01:15:56,118 --> 01:15:58,458
and now we have to go grocery shopping.
744
01:15:58,493 --> 01:16:00,382
Yeah, ka-pow!
745
01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:02,625
Nothing, nothing but smoke.
746
01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,256
To me this is important.
747
01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:09,542
I know something is gonna
happen, something big.
748
01:16:09,577 --> 01:16:12,834
Oh, why didn't you say so?
749
01:16:12,869 --> 01:16:14,799
You mean a man.
750
01:16:14,834 --> 01:16:16,834
You've never seen a man before?
751
01:16:19,959 --> 01:16:22,625
MIB headquarters, this is Agent Daniels.
752
01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:24,913
Paging for General Randall.
753
01:16:24,948 --> 01:16:27,391
Yes, they're every friendly.
754
01:16:27,426 --> 01:16:29,834
But you need me. I can help.
755
01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:36,792
( Music playing )
756
01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:50,000
What can you tell me about
the UFO tracking station
757
01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:52,500
at Santa Mira Springs?
758
01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:56,333
On the deck?
759
01:17:01,291 --> 01:17:05,333
( Music playing )
760
01:18:05,375 --> 01:18:09,458
( Music playing )
761
01:19:05,417 --> 01:19:09,500
( Music playing )
762
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:09,542
( Music playing )
763
01:21:05,542 --> 01:21:09,625
( Music playing )
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