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Here's the school garden.
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Nadeko-chan's awesome.
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She can grow all sorts
of flowers and veggies.
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She's got a green thumb.
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What was that? Tom Thumb?
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It's someone who's good at gardening.
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Tom is?
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No! Your thumb!
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Huh?
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You never make any sense, Akira.
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Is something there?
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Oh, that?
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Nadeko-chan, what's the name of this flower?
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Oh, it's called sweet myrtle.
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You can use it herbally
or make liquor from it.
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Also, you can eat the berries that grow.
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Huh.
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I wanna eat some!
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It looks kind of like a star.
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I see fish.
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Ah, don't do that, Akira. It's dangerous.
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What?
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If you look into the eyes of
your reflection in the river,
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they say you'll die in three days.
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Eh?!
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Did you lock eyes just now?
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I did, I think...
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A-Am I going to die?
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You think I'm going to die?
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Reimi-chan, that's enough fibbing.
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They say that so you won't
lean over the bridge and fall.
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Yoka-chan, watch out!
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Seriously, watch out! You'll fall!
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Staring into your own eyes
in the river is dangerous.
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Thanks.
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I wanna become a master of Agano jiu-jitsu
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and fight an anteater!
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I wanna become really smart!
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I wanna be able to eat
all sorts of mushrooms!
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I totally wanna find some little people!
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You're amazing, Shizuru-chan.
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Huh, really?
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Aw, shucks...
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Hey, Shizuru-chan...
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why are you so amazing?
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Why am I amazing?
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Yeah.
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Huh, I wonder why.
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Cuz I do what I want,
and I go where I want, maybe?
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That's amazing.
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I can't do anything.
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Then cheer me on!
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Huh?
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Sure, I'll cheer you on.
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I think I can do that, maybe.
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Me too!
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I'll be cheering, too.
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I'll cheer you on, Yoka.
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I'll cheer hard as I can!
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Me?
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Yeah.
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Let's promise on that big,
twinkling promise star.
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Promise star?
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I just made up that name.
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I think its name is Sirius.
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Let's make that our name, then.
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Okay.
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{\an8}Train to the End of the World
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How long's it been since
we left Higashi-Agano?
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Two or three hours?
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These stations are so far apart.
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They used to be so close
before the 7G incident.
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Why didn't I take the train more?
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We all took it for granted.
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Ikebukuro would have taken
no time at all back then.
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{\an8}m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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{\an8}31 Agano
30 Higashi-Agano
29 Musashi-Yokote
28 Koma
27 Higashi-Hanno
26 Hanno
25 Motokaji
24 Bushi
23 Irumashi
22 Inariyama-koen
21 Musashi-Fujisawa
20 Sayamagaoka
19 Kotesashi
18 Nishi-Tokorozawa
17 Tokorozawa
16 Akitsu
15 Kiyose
14 Higashi-Kurume
13 Hibarigaoka
12 Hoya
11 Oizumi-gakuen
10 Shakujii-koen
09 Nerima-Takanodai
08 Fujimidai
07 Nakamurabashi
06 Nerima
05 Sakuradai
04 Ekoda
03 Higashi-Nagasaki
02 Shiinamachi
01 Ikebukuro
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It's exactly thirty stops from
Agano to Ikebukuro Station,
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which means we have twenty-nine stops left.
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That's so far! It's gonna be a long trip.
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{\an8}Rapid Express/F Liner
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{\an8}Rapid Express
Express
Commuter Express
Rapid
Commuter Semi Express
Semi Express
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I wonder if Yoka-chan's doing okay.
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I'm sure she is.
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Think she'll be surprised?
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Yeah.
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I'm sure she'll be really
happy to see all of us.
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I hope we don't end up as grandmas
by the time we reach Ikebukuro.
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Wait, never mind.
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We'd be animals instead.
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Animals, huh?
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Didn't Matsuta-san say your lifespan gets
cut short if those mushrooms grow on you?
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That you could die in as little as one year.
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She did say that.
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But you're super happy
while you're alive, right?
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Yeah...
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What do you think, Akira?
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About what?
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I mean, for example...
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If you got to read super-fun books,
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would you be okay dying a little sooner
than everyone else?
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Can't we drop this topic?!
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It won't be long before
the folks back there—
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Reimi-chan.
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It was really scary for Akira-chan.
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She was so scared,
but she still saved all of us.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's right.
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Sorry, Akira.
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It's fine.
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Wait, what's been going on with you
and Pochi-san this whole time?
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Pochi-san keeps sniffing your butt.
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Did you not change your undies?
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Huh?!
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Hey, Reimi-chan!
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Ah.
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Would your underwear, perchance—
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Not what I meant!
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We did the laundry just now!
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Didn't you see me change?!
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I didn't.
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You didn't let anyone see you change.
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I hung mine to dry afterward!
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Oh, yeah, you did.
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Stupid Reimi.
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{\an8}Episode 4 Why Are You Hiding Your Butt?
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We've arrived at Musashi-Yokote Station.
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Um...
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Doesn't look dangerous, at least.
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Doesn't look like anything, really.
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I'm fine as long as it's not so damp.
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Wait, look. A goat, a goat!
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Oh, yeah. Musashi-Yokote was famous
for the goats that lived near the station.
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Like this one?
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I don't think so.
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It stood up!
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The goats in Musashi-Yokote stand on two legs?
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Huh, I never knew that.
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No, that was a question!
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What's it doing?
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Wait, is it coming this way?
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Yes, yes, yes it is!
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What are those things?!
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They look like Baphomet!
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You mean those are helmets?!
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So we can communicate?
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Hey, stop ramming into us!
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What on earth is the deal
with those helmets?!
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Baphomet dates back to the 14th century, when
King Philip IV targeted the Knights Templar—
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Pochi-san!
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It's okay, don't be scared!
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Shizuru-chan!
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Faster, faster!
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I'm trying, okay?!
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What was the deal with those goats?
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What were they after?
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No clue.
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Are there twenty-eight more stations of that?
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Stop it.
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Don't say that.
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Take turns driving, you mean?
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Yes.
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We can't let you be the only one.
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess you have been driving
ever since we left Agano.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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It was my idea to go to Ikebukuro.
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That doesn't matter now.
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I think it does.
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No, it doesn't.
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Yeah, it really doesn't.
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What do you think, Akira?
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Huh?
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We should all take turns driving, right?
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Ah, yeah.
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Yeah!
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After all...
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Why?
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Huh?
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Why do you think that?
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Well, obviously it's dangerous if she gets
tired and falls asleep at the controls.
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If we take turns driving the train,
that means more time spent moving,
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which makes it more efficient.
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We'll get to Ikebukuro faster that way.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I was thinking the same thing as Akira.
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See? It's all for the best.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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You need to get some rest, too.
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We don't know how long
it'll be to Ikebukuro.
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I'm glad you're learning.
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You were so sure it'd only be three days.
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Aren't I amazing?
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But can you really drive this thing?
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I sure can!
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You know Densha de Go?
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I've played games like those before.
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Then once we finish eating
and fold the laundry,
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Shizuru-chan can give us a crash course.
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Okay.
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Let's wrap up dinner real quick.
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I used to hate bitter melon.
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But it tastes good nowadays.
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I'm so mature now.
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It's even tastier eating it here like this.
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Now I know why Neko-nii's crew pays
good money to buy Agano bitter melon.
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It may be bitter, but it's sweet, too.
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And it has "umami," I think it was.
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Oh, I know what that is.
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Umami, umami.
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Now, if I don't eat bitter melon at least
once a day, I don't feel so great.
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I totally get you.
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What's up?
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Bathroom.
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Should I come?
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I'm fine by myself.
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Oh, have fun.
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If it just looked a little cuter,
it'd be perfect.
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If those mushrooms grow on you,
you could die in as little as one year.
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No way! It's fine!
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I'm totally fine!
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This is a boil, not a mushroom!
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I get boils really easily.
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Don't worry. No problem.
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I swear on Tatsuhiko that I'm fine!
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Let's get out of here!
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Nadeko-chan, accelerate!
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Ah, okay!
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Akira, come over here!
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If you don't wash yourself properly,
Pochi-san will sniff your butt again.
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Shut up, moron!
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Flunking Reimi!
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Peace. Tranquility.
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I want to stay like this forever.
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Shizuru-chan, do we stop or keep going?
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For now, we won't stop.
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Let's keep moving slowly.
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Shizuru-chan, there are
a ton of golf balls here.
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You're right. There's so many.
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Oh, no!
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What's wrong?
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Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
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Reimi-chan, you're scaring me.
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Just tell us.
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I just had an awful thought.
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The goat people in Musashi-Yokote Station...
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The weird root things at Koma Station...
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The golf balls here...
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What if the people who lived nearby...
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Shizuru-chan!
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It's raining golf ball people!
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No!
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Ugh, ew, ew, ew!
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What's with all these creepy stops?!
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Shizuru-chan, let's get this over with!
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That thing you said... Um, what was it?
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Lunch Pack?
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You mean "switchback."
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{\an8}Hanno
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00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,970
{\an8}Higashi-Hanno
264
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,970
{\an8}Seibu Ikebukuro Line
265
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,970
{\an8}Seibu Ikebukuro Line
266
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,970
Starting here, the other end will be in front.
267
00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:30,710
Let's move all our belongings back here.
268
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:31,450
Okay.
269
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,360
All these stops are so scary!
270
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,220
They're just getting worse as we go.
271
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,810
I wish we could talk to someone,
even if they're not human, like in Agano.
272
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,180
Don't say that.
273
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,600
Are you gonna make fun of me again?
274
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,120
Y'know, being able to talk...
275
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:48,930
means being able to lie,
or say hurtful things,
276
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:50,940
or start arguments.
277
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:54,890
If it means getting rid
of a source of conflict,
278
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:57,620
I feel like not being able to talk is fine.
279
00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:00,440
Then you can stay real still.
280
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,350
In a dark, quiet, and damp...
281
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,060
Huh, what?
282
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,100
What are you doing?!
283
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,560
Why are you hiding your butt?
284
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,790
I'm not hiding it!
285
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,630
Akira.
286
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,560
Let me see!
287
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,110
No!
288
00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:13,840
Show me!
289
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,910
No way!
290
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:16,930
Meanie!
291
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,400
Like I'd give up that easily!
292
00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:18,610
Stop it!
293
00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:19,580
I'm not stopping!
294
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,140
Let's have a look.
295
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:28,490
Akira-chan, is this...
296
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:29,710
No, no, no!
297
00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:30,480
How long have you...
298
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,240
I'm okay!
299
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,780
I feel totally fine!
300
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,740
Is something wrong?
301
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,290
Akira-chan has mushrooms growing on her!
302
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:35,870
What?!
303
00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:37,860
I've got her, so take the other end!
304
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,560
No, don't pull them off!
305
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,840
I've finally achieved tranquility!
306
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,410
You dummy!
307
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,490
You'll die in one to two years like this!
308
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,070
That's fine!
309
00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,730
Pessimism is cool, anyway!
310
00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:51,100
I don't want to live a life plagued
with fear in this topsy-turvy world!
311
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,210
You've always been like this!
312
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:55,720
Cynical, snarky, and always
laughing at others!
313
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,390
Cram it!
314
00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:58,180
Flunking monkey Reimi!
315
00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,290
You never say anything
when stuff happens to you
316
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,600
and act tough even when things
take a turn for the worse!
317
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,060
{\an8}Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom!
318
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,400
Even though you're a scaredy-cat
and a big crybaby!
319
00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:19,590
What was that?
320
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,180
Akira!
321
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,130
Akira!
322
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,170
Hey, Akira!
323
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,280
Are you okay, Akira-chan?
324
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,420
Akira!
325
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:31,030
Reimi-chan, Shizuru-chan, and Nadeko-chan.
326
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,750
You're all so weird.
327
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,350
Akira's doing good as always.
328
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,950
Hunky-dory!
329
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,300
Akira?
330
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,390
That's me!
331
00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,390
Something's off about her.
332
00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,910
What do you mean, Nadeko-chan?
333
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,520
Akira's not off at all!
334
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,400
Hmph!
335
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,480
Why?!
336
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,620
{\an8}Hmph, hmph! Hm-hm-hmph!
337
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,730
We turned back to normal, right?!
338
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,070
Hey, Reimi-chan!
339
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,100
Don't yell so loud!
340
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:54,610
Bad girl!
341
00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:58,530
Maybe the mushrooms already grew too much?
342
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,980
They were really long.
343
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,500
What?
344
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,320
You mean we pulled out something
we shouldn't have as well?
345
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,630
Let's sit her up for now.
346
00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:05,580
C'mon, Akira.
347
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,090
'Kay.
348
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,540
Up I go.
349
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,930
Huh?
350
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:12,970
Oopsie.
351
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:16,190
I can't move how I want.
352
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:17,390
Why is that?
353
00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:21,280
Is this... my fault?
354
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,550
{\an8}Doesn't that feel good?
355
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:26,580
{\an8}Who's a cute wittle dog?
356
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,070
Her soul. We pulled out her soul.
357
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,570
{\an8}Your face is so flabby.
358
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:30,890
That irritating hipster soul of hers!
359
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,160
No good.
360
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,730
I don't see a hospital on here.
361
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:37,050
That swan hermit's map—
I mean, scrawl—is useless!
362
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,120
Let's go back to Agano!
363
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,740
The water might have receded by now.
364
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,580
No one back home can treat her.
365
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,300
Not to mention, the tracks are all bent.
366
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,610
Hey, what do we do if Akira ends up dying?
367
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,350
I really don't want that to happen!
368
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:50,250
Calm down. It'll be fine.
369
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:50,930
Yeah.
370
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,900
I'm sure we'll be able to fix her, Reimi-chan.
371
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:53,470
Okay?
372
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,920
But I was the one who...
373
00:15:57,110 --> 00:16:00,920
Starting today, I'm going
to call you Anthony!
374
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,350
Please, Zenjiro-san, help us somehow!
375
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:09,650
I'll stop calling you a stupid old fart,
no matter what you do from now on!
376
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:10,760
What?!
377
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,450
That sounds like it's
affected her brain directly!
378
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,300
I've got this!
379
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,740
If you're in Hanno...
380
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:19,560
"I know a good doctor with a foul mouth."
381
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,570
"Used to be colleagues."
382
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:27,270
"In grade school,
pooped pants and blamed me."
383
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:33,100
"Cheated on test, recorder saliva incident,
blamed me for everything."
384
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,340
"Now in Inariyama Parchoo-choo choo-choo..."
385
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,030
Stupid old fart!
386
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,410
Inariyama...
387
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,590
Does he mean Inariyama Park?
388
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,110
Yeah, I think so.
389
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,730
Ah, the poop that tastes like curry!
390
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,580
We've had enough poop talk for one day!
391
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,350
No, no.
392
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,720
Akira mentioned it back then!
393
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:56,000
Kazuyo-san said there's a good doctor
in Inariyama Park.
394
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,490
Really?!
395
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,090
Kazuyo-san, the capybara?
396
00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:58,830
Yeah.
397
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,220
But they don't know who it is
or if they're human.
398
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:05,710
We don't even know what
Inariyama Park looks like nowadays.
399
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,020
Don't panic.
400
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,920
Calm down.
401
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,870
We'll head there, steadily but quickly.
402
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,920
Shizuru-chan.
403
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:28,610
How's it look, Shizuru-chan?
404
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:32,190
Well, I didn't see anyone!
405
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,820
But you can use the bathrooms here.
406
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,320
They have running water.
407
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,010
I might go as well, then.
408
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,220
Me too.
409
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:40,210
Shizuru-chan.
410
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,240
Yeah, okay.
411
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,370
I'll look after Akira.
412
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,190
Thanks.
413
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,200
Finally, someone who can talk!
414
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,300
Well, duh!
415
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,440
I'm a jizo, dang it!
416
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,200
What's Inariyama Park like?
417
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,780
Is there a human doctor there?
418
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,310
Don't ask me!
419
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,030
We can't move, you know.
420
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,790
That said, it's real nice not having
to move once you get used to it.
421
00:17:57,030 --> 00:18:00,340
Ticks me off that I can't eat
these offerings, though.
422
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,400
Inariyama-koen Station is
two stops from here, right?
423
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,770
That's all I know.
424
00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,000
Dunno about any doctors.
425
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,060
Sorry.
426
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,150
{\an8}Irumashi
427
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:26,780
Innards. Innards.
428
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,410
Innards.
429
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,180
Okay, Nadeko-chan.
430
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,360
Take care of Akira.
431
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:43,840
Sure.
432
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,720
Shizuru-chan, take care of Reimi-chan.
433
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,700
Yeah, okay.
434
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,560
Why do I need taking care of?
435
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,530
You sometimes lose sight of the big picture.
436
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,650
Huh? Who, me?
437
00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:55,180
Don't know what you mean.
438
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,870
Hey, there's nothing here!
439
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,120
For real.
440
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,460
Not a soul in sight, doctor or otherwise.
441
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,270
Something's ringing.
442
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:12,830
That way!
443
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,450
Hmm, I see something.
444
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,970
Looks like a wall.
445
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,800
No way... I don't see anything.
446
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,170
You really do have a vision of 25.
447
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,420
No, it's only 2.5.
448
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,980
It stopped.
449
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:26,780
Let's check it out.
450
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,980
Shizuru-chan! Look, a town!
451
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,370
Looks empty, though.
452
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,730
There was that weird ringing just now, though.
453
00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,520
Yeah, I heard it.
454
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,610
A person must have set it off.
455
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,060
Let's circle around and scope things—
456
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,210
No, we don't have much time.
457
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,780
We need to find a doctor quick
and have them look at Akira.
458
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,370
So close!
459
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:52,000
More like small!
460
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,880
What is this? Are we Gulliver?
461
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,710
This is kind of cute.
462
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,620
It's like we're at whatsit World Square.
463
00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,060
I think everything was smaller there.
464
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,480
I guess there really is no one here.
465
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,950
Looks like it.
466
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:08,940
A plane?!
467
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,020
Wow, haven't seen that in a while!
468
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,520
Ow, ow, ow!
469
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,750
What? What?
470
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,500
That hurts!
471
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,360
Actually, it's more itchy than painful!
472
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,200
Oh, you're right.
473
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,650
Man, I'm itchy!
474
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:28,480
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
475
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,460
Over here!
476
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,190
No way...
477
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,800
Toy soldiers!
478
00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:42,030
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
479
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,180
What?!
480
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,580
How many are there?!
481
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,090
Hey, we're not here to...
482
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:55,440
Ow! Itchy! Ow! Itchy!
483
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,860
A-Akira...
484
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,740
Akira!
485
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:11,250
Akira, wait!
486
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,000
I finally caught up!
487
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,760
What's wrong?
488
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,750
{\an8}Iron Monty's
Splendid Wednesday
489
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,750
I have no idea how to study
for tomorrow's Japanese test!
490
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,820
Tell me how I can get a good score!
491
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,750
If I did that, you'd stop
being Flunking Reimi.
492
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,160
I'm fine with that!
493
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,770
I want to stop!
494
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:33,600
Tear out the parts you want to memorize
from a textbook or dictionary, put them
495
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,440
between two Togo rice crackers, and eat it.
496
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,940
Wow! You're so smart, Akira!
497
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:50,360
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
498
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:56,800
Ow...
499
00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:02,180
Eh?
500
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,020
What the hell?!
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