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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,366 ♪ Don'’t care what you may say ♪ 2 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:19,845 ♪ We got that attitude ♪ 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,325 ♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪ 4 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,240 ♪ We got that attitude ♪ 5 00:00:23,414 --> 00:00:26,374 ♪ Yeah, we got that PMA ♪ 6 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,593 ♪ Hey, we got that PMA ♪ 7 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:35,731 ♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪ 8 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,428 ♪ We got that attitude ♪ 9 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:38,647 ♪ I don'’t care What you may say ♪ 10 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:39,822 ♪ We got that attitude ♪ 11 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:50,006 Charles! 12 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,835 Charles, come, come! 13 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,403 Shit. 14 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:58,014 Charles, come! 15 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,940 You stupid dog. 16 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,637 Come! Now! 17 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,428 Oh, fuck. 18 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,303 Charles. Come here, boy. 19 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,349 Come here, boy. Come, come. 20 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:31,091 Come. Come here, come here. 21 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,095 I'’m sorry. 22 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,402 Can you please help me? 23 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:41,666 I need to get in touch with my daughter. 24 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,279 Can I borrow your phone? 25 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:46,932 Please. 26 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:52,373 Please. 27 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,642 If you were a cat, you'’d be dead. 28 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,126 Morris, please, for God'’s sake. 29 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,562 Mom, just... 30 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,434 Okay? Please? 31 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,307 What'’s it gonna fucking take, huh? 32 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,265 You'’re never gonna see your little girl again. 33 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,875 Do you understand that? 34 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,792 The fuck is wrong with you? 35 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:25,710 Okay. 36 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,043 Hey, Mike D!What up, buddy? 37 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,697 You know what time it is?[Mike] Yeah, I do. 38 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,655 Yeah? All right. Come on, let'’s go. 39 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,788 Hey, Cruise! 40 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,007 Come on, buddy! Get your ass moving! 41 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,619 I can clearly see your balls, for God'’s sake! 42 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,925 Hey, Morris, is that you? 43 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,971 Coming at you, buddy. 44 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,233 Hey, Sammy! 45 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:11,843 Sammy, your ride'’s here! 46 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,106 Hey, there he is. 47 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:17,066 How'’s it going, bud? You doing all right? 48 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,328 - Mmm. - That'’s what I'’m talking about. 49 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,112 Get a little snap to it, yeah? 50 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,985 Hey, look, today'’s our Monday accountability meeting. 51 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,378 Why don'’t you sit in, yeah? 52 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,513 I'’m sorry. 53 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,123 I'’m sorry. 54 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,564 Came here drunk? 55 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,043 Can'’t have that here. You understand me? 56 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,088 - I can'’t have it here. - Yeah. 57 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,482 All right, look. 58 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,614 Yeah, we'’re all here to get better, right? 59 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,964 Maybe you sobered up a little bit with that puke. 60 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:47,183 Take any drugs today? 61 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,272 Not today. 62 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:50,447 That'’s nice. 63 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,449 Okay. 64 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:54,234 Look, leave the bag for me on the front porch. 65 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,626 All right. 66 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,540 I'’m gonna check you for paraphernalia. 67 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,194 Yeah. 68 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,501 I'’ll give it to you at the end of the afternoon. 69 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,073 May the Force be with you, man. 70 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,207 Come on in, Sammy. Come here. 71 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,861 - Buddy. - I'’m gonna miss you, buddy. 72 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:13,949 - Great work. - We'’ll talk. 73 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,124 All right. 74 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:24,960 There he is. 75 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,701 Let'’s go, Pete! 76 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,485 - What the fuck, Pete? - All right, all right, all right! 77 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,357 Just fucking read, bro."If I am disturbed, 78 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:34,274 it is because I find some person, place, thing or situation, 79 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,972 some fact of my life as unacceptable to me." 80 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,453 All right, fellas. I want you to meet Morris. 81 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,281 Is Clint Eastwood gonna tell me to get off his lawn? 82 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:42,804 All right, all right. 83 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,414 Welcome, Morris. 84 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,634 Thank you, Jake. That'’s Jake. That'’s Dip. 85 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,200 Don'’t take anything he says seriously. 86 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,593 That'’s Garvey over there in the corner. 87 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,943 We got Mike D, we got Cedric, 88 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,468 Stew, Diego, Tom Cruise. 89 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,078 Sammy outside just graduated. 90 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:58,689 Come, Morris. Everything'’s gonna be okay. 91 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,780 Make him feel comfortable.[Cedric] Welcome to the loony bin. 92 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,129 Hey, sit down. 93 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,305 Move the chair. 94 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,655 All right, fellas, meeting time! 95 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,570 Garvey, I want you to show him to you guys'’ room 96 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,615 - right after the meeting. - What the fuck, Pete? 97 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,008 Why'’s he gotta be in my room? 98 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,662 '’Cause you don'’t have a roommate. 99 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,316 I like being by myself. 100 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:17,882 Bullshit, bro. 101 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,623 He doesn'’t mean any of that, Morris. 102 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:20,972 Packing them in, huh, Pete? 103 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:22,931 Profiting off the ill. 104 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,280 Making the cash, huh? 105 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,151 Give me that book. 106 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:31,418 "And I can find no serenity until I accept the person, 107 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:33,463 place, thing or situation 108 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:37,119 has been exactly the way it'’s supposed to be at this moment." 109 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,122 That is some good shit. 110 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,471 What do you say, Stewie? 111 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:42,646 Good shit. Good shit. 112 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,300 Yeah. That'’s good shit. 113 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,006 You'’re on the bottom. 114 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,225 I'’m outta here before you 115 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:57,531 and then you'’ll get the top. 116 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:58,749 Cycle through. 117 00:05:58,923 --> 00:05:59,837 You smell that? 118 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,797 Probably something left over 119 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:04,755 from the fuckhead who was in here before you. 120 00:06:04,929 --> 00:06:05,843 Total weirdo. 121 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,018 Hung himself. 122 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,631 Between us, I'’m okay with it. 123 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:12,676 Dude used to keep piss 124 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,069 in Ziploc bags under his bed 125 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,463 and collect his own eyelashes. 126 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,856 Annoying as shit. 127 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,510 I was on the bottom bunk. 128 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,512 You see how it works? 129 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:52,977 ♪ Say you'’ll stay here When you don'’t ♪ 130 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,240 ♪ Go to sleep But then you won'’t ♪ 131 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,678 ♪ You speak in onomatopoeia... ♪ 132 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:58,940 You good? 133 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:00,985 Yeah. 134 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,556 So if you go with the house rules, and the flow, 135 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,602 do your chores and don'’t complain, 136 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,081 it'’s pretty easy. 137 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,606 You gotta attend five AA or NA meetings a week. 138 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,129 We make a big dinner every night. 139 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:15,783 Eventually, you'’ll get a night. 140 00:07:15,957 --> 00:07:17,872 But you gotta make your own breakfast and lunch. 141 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,395 When do we get to leave the house? 142 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:20,831 In the beginning, just for meetings. 143 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,137 Me, I can go whenever. 144 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,182 But you? You'’re here for a while. 145 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,749 There'’s super good sobriety here though. 146 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,142 Dudes are pretty chill. 147 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,491 That'’s right. That'’s right. 148 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:29,840 Dude freaks me out. 149 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,886 Oh, Stew? Ladies love Stew. 150 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,409 Vodka. 151 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,237 It always starts with booze. 152 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,282 Then whatever. 153 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,372 I did K almost daily for two years. 154 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,983 Blew a hole in my septum. 155 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,985 Now boogers go from one side to the other. 156 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,595 He started this place 157 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:46,944 '’cause he got let go from another sober living 158 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,250 for beating up the program director. 159 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:49,947 Those places can be super shady. 160 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,167 Feeding off suffering kids who can'’t get right. 161 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,647 Making a shit ton of dough. 162 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:54,909 No real program. 163 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,128 Actually counting on repeat offenders 164 00:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,740 and recycling helpless addicts in and out like Dip over there. 165 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,698 Yo, I'’ma be in and out of your moms, bruh. 166 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,395 And once you'’re off restrictions, 167 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,962 you can almost go anywhere. 168 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,964 As long as you'’re with a phase two guy. 169 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:09,358 I'’m phase two, so you can go surfing with me. 170 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,229 I do surf therapy. 171 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:14,102 That'’s what Garvey was giving Pete so much shit about? 172 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,538 Yeah, but that'’s not Pete though. 173 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:16,887 Pete started this place from scratch 174 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,454 with a different mindset on recovery. 175 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,977 Real solution. 176 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,675 Changed how I fucking see the world. 177 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,633 So your company'’s why you'’re here. 178 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:27,158 Well, they took me off the roster till I get better. 179 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,205 Plus I'’ve been blackballed everywhere else, 180 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:33,208 so kind of need them on my side. 181 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,818 You all right? 182 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,037 Yeah. 183 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,430 Oh, fuck. 184 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,476 How do I get to phase two? 185 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,652 Thirty days sober and clean. 186 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,001 Do your chores. 187 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:45,481 Don'’t go missing for hours. 188 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,048 Don'’t miss any meetings. 189 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,136 Don'’t pee hot. 190 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:49,485 And you'’re good. 191 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:50,791 Easy fucking does it. 192 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,010 Handle your animal, bro! 193 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,272 Dirty aliens! 194 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:56,536 I'’m gonna fuck y'’all up! 195 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,886 I'’ll piss on both of y'’all, son! 196 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,541 What the fuck'’s wrong with that guy? 197 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,892 See this tat - right here, bro? - Ohh! 198 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,417 I actually have a career. 199 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,334 Oh, yeah? So you work tomorrow? 200 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:15,206 ♪ I'’ve been less than lonely Since you came in ♪ 201 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:19,384 ♪ I'’ve been less than lonely Since you came in ♪ 202 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,492 I saw the fucking video. 203 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,712 You are a piece of shit excuse for a man. 204 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,148 You know what? You'’re not even a man. 205 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,367 And you'’re certainly not a father. 206 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,890 Lose my fucking number. 207 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,370 We are done with you. 208 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,350 Who wants it? 209 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,917 Who wants it, motherfucker? 210 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,353 Who wants to fucking go, huh? 211 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,441 Fuck! 212 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,921 Come at me! 213 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,619 Where is he? Who the fuck are you, huh? 214 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,578 You want some? You want some, motherfucker? 215 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,713 Hey, buddy. 216 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,542 No phones, man. 217 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,632 Hand it over. 218 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,634 Come on. 219 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,244 You have two phones? 220 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,941 You have my work phone. 221 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,901 Any other phones I gotta worry about? 222 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,903 You sure? No bed phone? 223 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,124 Are you okay? 224 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,996 - Yeah. - All right. 225 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,651 Well, we got a softball game in, like, 30. 226 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,653 Put on some sweatpants or some shit. 227 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,021 Lob it, chief.[Garvey] Go, buddy. 228 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,762 - All right! - Go, Diego! 229 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,461 Come on, Diego! 230 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,030 Whoo! 231 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,771 Man doing gymnastics. 232 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:25,946 There it is. 233 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,209 Come on now. 234 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,429 Come on, Diego! You got this, baby! 235 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,388 Come on, put a little boom in it now! 236 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,259 Come on, Diego! 237 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:37,697 Out! 238 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,394 Out? What the fuck? 239 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,048 That was clearly a ball. 240 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,745 One, Diego never swings. 241 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,095 All right? He doesn'’t wanna get dirty. 242 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,618 Two, it'’s a strike. 243 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,273 If the ball hits the plate, it'’s a strike. 244 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,535 I hate softball. 245 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,494 Well, it was a good pitch though. 246 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,625 But you'’re right. 247 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,236 Softball ain'’t baseball. 248 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,977 Definitely not. 249 00:11:57,151 --> 00:12:00,371 My old man had Dodgers season tickets since the '’80s. 250 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,243 You a fan? 251 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,288 Red Sox.[Jake] Fuck '’em up, Garvey! 252 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,986 Fuckers. 253 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,031 All right, mami, serve up that titty milk, huh? 254 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,817 Come on, Garvey! 255 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,470 There you go, baby! 256 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:13,776 Yeah! 257 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,256 Damn. 258 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,736 Let'’s go, Garvey! Damn. 259 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,128 Yeah, man, he played D1. 260 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,913 He'’s the only guaranteed run we have. 261 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,524 Secret Agents 18, Sweet Dreams 3! 262 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,005 You guys are terrible. 263 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,485 It'’s not bad. Only 15 runs this time. 264 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,096 Morris. 265 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,794 You'’re up, Chuck. I'’m good. 266 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,318 Come on, bro. It'’s a bad look not to participate. 267 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,929 Just take the fucking bat, cool guy. 268 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,626 It'’ll be good for you. 269 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,455 Get out there. Come on. 270 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,938 There he goes. 271 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,204 Come on now, you got this! 272 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,685 Let'’s go, Morris, let'’s go! 273 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,253 Take your time. 274 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,125 We have faith in you, man! 275 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,128 Come on, Morris, you got it. 276 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,566 Let'’s go, Morris! 277 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,438 We want a hitter, not a drug quitter! 278 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,702 Come on now. 279 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,577 Go, go, go! 280 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,809 Was not expecting that. 281 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,510 My kid'’s barely sleeping. 282 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,251 I mean, I volunteered to handle nights 283 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,905 so my wife could sleep, 284 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,429 but I'’m up every five minutes until midnight 285 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,473 for the last few days. 286 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:43,692 So last night, 287 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,000 I yelled at him like Mark Wahlberg in Fear 288 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,916 when he'’s like, "So let me in the fucking house!" 289 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,961 And my kid got scared 290 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,181 and I didn'’t even feel bad. 291 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,922 Until I laid back down, 292 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,315 and then I couldn'’t sleep the rest of the night. 293 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,013 You'’d think after ten years sober, 294 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,276 I wouldn'’t lose my shit like this. 295 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,234 With a toddler too. 296 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,237 That'’s all I got, thanks. 297 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,239 [person] Thanks, Gary. 298 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,068 Uh, Jake, let'’s hear from you. 299 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,200 Thanks, Miguel. 300 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,723 I'’m Jake. Alcoholic. 301 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,464 Jake![group] Jake! 302 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,553 I really relate to that story you told right there, Gary. 303 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,251 Seriously, man. It reminds me of my roommate over here, Tom Cruise. 304 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,079 I feel the same way about him, huh, Tom? 305 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,255 But that'’s all I got. 306 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,431 I want to pass it to Morris if I can. 307 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,826 It'’s okay, Morris. 308 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,349 Okay, thanks, Jake. 309 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,005 Morris. Alcoholic. 310 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,007 Hey, Morris! 311 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:41,184 I got a DUI once, so I'’ve been to these before. 312 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,925 Not this meeting, but AA. 313 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,363 I don'’t know, I fucked up pretty bad. 314 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975 I went to this work thing, 315 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,629 and I got in a fight with a coworker'’s husband. 316 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:52,892 And the next thing you know, 317 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,850 I wake up bloody on a park bench. 318 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,852 Dude, you'’re in the right place. 319 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,549 Yeah, the thing is, 320 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,901 I left my eight-year-old daughter home alone by herself. 321 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,254 And I waited till she fell asleep, 322 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:10,039 and I was gonna be back before she woke up, 323 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,520 but I went out and had a few drinks 324 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,915 and next thing you know, I wake up on the bench. 325 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,699 I don'’t remember the fight. 326 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:18,918 Nothing. 327 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,878 No one seemed to care 328 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,011 when I was left home alone at that same age. 329 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:28,188 But, you know, different time, I get it. 330 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:35,847 It would'’ve been fine, but she woke up 331 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,676 and went looking for me. 332 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,027 And then locked herself out of the house. 333 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,638 Neighbor found her. 334 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,945 Called the cops. It was a fucking nightmare. 335 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,776 And I can just see her little face crying. 336 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,475 So scared. 337 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,658 How am I supposed to go to a party and not drink? 338 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,704 Go to a game or even on a date? 339 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,144 You know, any idea of having a good time is fucking gone. 340 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,798 And no offense, guys, 341 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,149 but I don'’t want to end up like you 342 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,194 and have no life and the only thing to look forward to 343 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,587 is these fucking meetings. 344 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,460 That'’s it. 345 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,288 Yeah, Morris! 346 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,030 Fuck yeah! 347 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:31,468 Uh, let'’s hear from that crusty guy Frank. 348 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:32,556 Oh, fuck you. 349 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,818 Hey, I'’m Frank. 350 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,819 I'’m an alcoholic and drug addict. 351 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,821 Frank! 352 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,867 Thanks for the meeting, buddy. 353 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,782 Morris, that takes courage, man. 354 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,305 Good job. 355 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,481 For real. You know, when I first came in here, 356 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,483 I could not stop shooting dope. 357 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,398 I did that shit for 25 years 358 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,444 and I was running the biggest record company in town 359 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,836 at the fucking time too. 360 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,056 Didn'’t matter. And I had everything. 361 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,623 I had the hot wife, the cars, the kids. 362 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,885 I had all the toys, 363 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,278 but I was fucking miserable, man. 364 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,019 I was miserable. 365 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,325 And when I finally had enough and I decided to get sober, 366 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,719 all those people I worked with, they thanked me. 367 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,286 They thanked me! 368 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,070 Wow! 369 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,290 My wife-- Well, she'’s my ex-wife now at that point. 370 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,771 I fucked that up, but she fucking thanked me. 371 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,296 It'’s like everybody knew what a mess my life was except me. 372 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,906 It took a minute. 373 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,516 I'’m here to tell you it ain'’t fun out there. 374 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,865 It gets worse. 375 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,693 And the guys in this room will tell you 376 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,782 this sober shit, it ain'’t boring. 377 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,002 Fuck no! 378 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,396 Look at this fucking guy slinging dick up there. 379 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,182 He'’s the best! 380 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,531 You can be just like him! 381 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,404 You'’re gonna get your life back. 382 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,188 You'’re gonna get your life back and then some. 383 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:42,496 It'’s like if you get free here, get clean here, 384 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,106 a whole new world cracks open. 385 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,239 It just does. It does. 386 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,632 And I thought just like you think right now. 387 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,025 You know, and I remember being new. 388 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,114 I remember being a newcomer sitting there. 389 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,682 I did not want to hear the shit coming out of my mouth right now, Morris. 390 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,032 No way. I was thinking, "Man, fuck this guy. 391 00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,642 He doesn'’t know." 392 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,122 You guys are thinking that right now. 393 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,517 Fuck this guy specifically. 394 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,129 So it'’s really up to you if you want this or not. 395 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,957 It'’s just up to you. You know? 396 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,828 You can always go back to doing what you were doing. 397 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,003 What do you have to lose? 398 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,309 That'’s all I got. 399 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,050 Nice. Thank you, Frank! 400 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,185 Frankie![group member] Solid. 401 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,102 Fuck. 402 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:24,973 Jesus. 403 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,387 Motherfucker. 404 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873 It'’s funny? 405 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,048 Think it'’s funny? 406 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,441 Okay, motherfucker. 407 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,709 Dude! What the hell? 408 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,757 Motherfucker! You want another broken nose? 409 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,759 Come on, Garvey, chill! 410 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,282 He didn'’t do it! He didn'’t do it! 411 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,806 The socks are mine! 412 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,591 Stop, Garvey![Diego] Let him go, Garvey! 413 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:18,940 - Why? - He didn'’t do nothing! 414 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,420 - You fucker! - Why? 415 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,551 Whoa! 416 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,164 Fucking pussy. - What the fuck is going on? 417 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,122 I was just... 418 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,168 pushing buttons. 419 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,647 Get it together, boys. 420 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:32,954 You and I will talk later. 421 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,564 You, let'’s chat. 422 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,087 Come on, motherfucker! 423 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,091 You almost got the new guy killed. 424 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,268 Enough of the fucking pranks, Jake! 425 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,794 I cannot live in that fucking room. 426 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,361 Garvey is a psycho. 427 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,754 And he smells bad. 428 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:51,929 All right, I get it. 429 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,583 He has really poor hygiene, 430 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,977 but maybe you could show him something about self-care. 431 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,198 You know, I feel like I'’m trapped in here 432 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,982 with a bunch of underachievers. 433 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,592 I am not them. 434 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,551 I won awards, for fuck'’s sake.[Pete] Dude. 435 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,206 And I'’m not gonna pretend like this is all--Dude. Dude! 436 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,078 You were dropped. 437 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,298 Temporarily. 438 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,343 They'’ll bring me back once I'’m outta here. 439 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,108 You'’re gonna have to push all this shit aside. 440 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,763 I know how you feel. 441 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,548 Must be hard to find anything attractive 442 00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,637 about this place with these guys, 443 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,770 but you'’re all here doing the same thing. 444 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,470 You know that guy Frank - from the meetings? - Yeah. 445 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,907 A fucking mogul. 446 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,561 Wound up sleeping in his car. 447 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:00,694 And the sad thing is 448 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,783 most of these guys are not gonna make it. 449 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,873 Probability is you'’re not gonna make it. 450 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,744 Hardly anyone stays sober. 451 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,399 How do you think those meetings stay the same size? 452 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,665 Do you really want this? 453 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,147 Yeah. 454 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,280 Of course, if I ever want to see my daughter again. 455 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,542 No, Morris. 456 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,631 For you. Not for her. 457 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:25,849 For you. 458 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,026 I'’m gonna need you to dig deep. 459 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,073 Start looking at these guys and see what they have to offer. 460 00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,509 What you did for a living 461 00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,990 is much harder than being clean for 90 days. 462 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:40,908 If they focus on negative shit, you get negative shit. 463 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,476 I don'’t know. 464 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,521 Maybe cook these guys dinner one night. 465 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:46,696 They'’ll love it. 466 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,004 Right? I mean, contribute, be an asset. 467 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,963 Use your big-shot shit and teach them something. 468 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,794 You do all of that, it'’ll all fall into place. 469 00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:59,709 I promise. 470 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,278 Yeah. 471 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,764 Uh, hang on a second. 472 00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,548 Yeah, this is Pete. 473 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,771 Yeah, that'’s what I consolidated. 474 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,862 Go fuck yourself. 475 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,735 Everything okay? 476 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,477 Yeah, telemarketers. 477 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,914 - Mmm. - No shame. 478 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,133 What'’s that? 479 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,528 What, the gold glove? 480 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,617 That'’s our 2015 championship trophy. 481 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,750 It'’s a pretty nice trophy for softball. 482 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,492 Well, we haven'’t taken it seriously in quite some time. 483 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:48,584 But did I see you having a good time the other night? 484 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,588 It'’s the only fun I'’ve had. 485 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,156 That'’s something. 486 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:00,770 Hey, Shannon. 487 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:03,425 I know you'’re pissed. 488 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,340 I fucked up really bad this time. 489 00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,559 I know this. 490 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,127 I was hoping to talk to Sofie. 491 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:12,347 I miss her, and I feel awful. 492 00:23:13,609 --> 00:23:15,045 And I hope you aren'’t making things worse 493 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,699 than they already are. 494 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:19,963 I'’m sorry. I didn'’t mean that. 495 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,706 Anyways, if you wanna reach me, 496 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,319 it'’s 310-122-0199. 497 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,669 It'’s a house phone. 498 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,411 I don'’t get my phone back for a bit. 499 00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,283 Please. 500 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,894 Talk to you later. 501 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,113 Bye. 502 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,427 Cruise. 503 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,212 Here, try that. 504 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,998 Mmm, very nice. 505 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,697 Hey, if you need any help, let me know. 506 00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,916 I'’m a pretty good cook. 507 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,528 You can do the dishes. 508 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,791 Oh. Okay.[Cruise] You cook? 509 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:07,141 I'’m sure your girlfriend really likes that. 510 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:10,361 Yeah, no girlfriend. 511 00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,494 Nice. 512 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:15,889 Yeah, I usually cook a big meal for the crew 513 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,891 after I wrap a job. 514 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,937 "Crew." Is that like a caterer chef? 515 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,939 I don'’t know what you call that. 516 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,941 I'’m a director. 517 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:26,247 Mostly music videos. 518 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:29,293 I too was once a part of the industry. 519 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,295 I was a very sought-after underwear model. 520 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,256 Shut the fuck up. 521 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:37,258 Look. 522 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,478 N-- 523 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:41,741 No fucking way. I-- 524 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:46,006 Tom Cruise, right there. 525 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,573 Well, my birth name is Tom Yodeler. 526 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:49,618 - Oh. - But the guys started calling me Tom Cruise 527 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,490 when they found out about these. 528 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,710 What happened? 529 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,497 Sorry, that sounded shitty. 530 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,238 That'’s cool. 531 00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,676 I know I'’m a little fat now. 532 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,853 I stopped drinking, got super depressed, 533 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,595 and I just started eating my feelings. 534 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,336 I think I felt better when I was still drinking. 535 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,295 Damn. 536 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:22,259 Maybe I should be the one to sample the wings. 537 00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,829 Fuck you, man! 538 00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:29,615 I want to try some of those fucking wings, Mike D! 539 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,007 Oh, I bet you do. 540 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,096 - Get in line, Bubba, whoo! - Whoo! 541 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,184 All right. 542 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,723 Ugh, man. 543 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,551 You don'’t have no table manners, bro? 544 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,819 Bro, I'’m gonna stab myself in the face 545 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:01,995 if I have to watch you molest another wing like that. 546 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:03,605 Well, I can'’t eat another. 547 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:04,693 Who wants my last wing? 548 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:05,955 - Oh! - Me! 549 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,696 - Me! - No, not Dip. 550 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:10,394 Give it to Cruise. 551 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,440 Fuck you, Morris. 552 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,094 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Garvey. 553 00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:15,965 - Chill out, bro. - I'’m not gonna chill. 554 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,576 He gets all the shit, man. 555 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,230 Hope you guys relapse, dawg. 556 00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:23,364 I'’m gonna clean up, man. 557 00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:24,713 Thanks, man. 558 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:26,585 Bro. 559 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:29,109 There you go. 560 00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:30,327 Thanks, man. 561 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:34,418 You don'’t want that. 562 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,901 You just got hot sauce in my eye! 563 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,468 I'’m gonna murder you! 564 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,601 Don'’t do it, don'’t do it, don'’t do it! 565 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,214 He'’s like an angry Benihana chef. 566 00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,173 Yo, come on, look at him. 567 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,392 Like a tiny T.rex. 568 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,959 Like a little Pikachu. 569 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,874 You better not leave your room tonight. 570 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,877 If I see you come out, even for a second, you'’re fucked. 571 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:01,054 And wipe that stupid smirk off your fucking face! 572 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,186 Morris, I got '’em.[Mike] You got what? 573 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,318 The tickets. 574 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,102 - What tickets? - What tickets? 575 00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:07,713 Morris, he traded his box seats 576 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:09,105 for nosebleeds this Saturday. 577 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,629 Red Sox-Dodgers game. 578 00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:12,065 We'’re going to the game. 579 00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:15,198 That'’s right! 580 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,810 Going to the game! We'’re going to the game! 581 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,377 Great work, Morris.[Pete] All right, all right, all right! 582 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:21,683 Why do you have a pan in your hand? 583 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:22,815 - I'’m making croissants. - Cruise. 584 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,120 Put the fucking pan down. 585 00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:25,426 I'’m sorry. 586 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,304 Whew. 587 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,451 These seats are sick, huh? 588 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,018 Not helping, Garvey. 589 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,546 Yo, Cruise! You find it? 590 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,243 I can'’t find it. 591 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,723 Oh, motherfucker! 592 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:02,985 Damn, man! 593 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,031 Our lives fucking suck! 594 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,685 And now we'’re here?[Pete] Hey, who'’s up? 595 00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,817 I can'’t hear the game. 596 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:11,167 Turn it up! - I did. 597 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:13,604 Top of the fifth, JD Martinez will dig in. 598 00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,650 Let'’s see how Kershaw goes after him. 599 00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,521 Clayton'’s looking pretty good today. 600 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,175 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 601 00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:21,264 Eighty thousand for a softball tournament? 602 00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:24,615 "Go to iamyourbiggestfan.com to sign up today." 603 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:27,401 Eighty bands for a tournament? 604 00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,142 Iamyourbiggestfan.com. 605 00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:30,230 Is it OnlyFans? 606 00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:32,928 Hey, we should do it. 607 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,147 Yeah, we should do it. 608 00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:35,888 Morris here is a huge softball fan. 609 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,759 - Aren'’t you, Morris? - I fucking hate softball. 610 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:40,022 They say we gotta sign up by Sunday, and that'’s tomorrow. 611 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:42,764 Pete, are you sure - about this shit? - Fuck out of here. 612 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,811 I'’m not gonna let a bunch of sober dicks split 80 grand. 613 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,508 You'’d probably relapse together. 614 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:48,727 Come on, Pete. 615 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,729 - Let us relapse. - That sounds lit. 616 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:52,208 It would be a good business decision. 617 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:53,993 Have you guys back at the house. 618 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,995 Oh, you know, whoever doesn'’t die 619 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,475 - from an $80,000 bender. - Bro, you'’re so dramatic. 620 00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,608 I'’m trying to set you guys up to live. 621 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:02,175 Why?[Jake] You should be all about this. 622 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,567 Yeah. 623 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,047 Hey, I'’d look forward to it. 624 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,701 The tourney, not the relapse. 625 00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,355 Never gonna happen, fellas, '’cause Pete. 626 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:09,922 The teams on here. Man. 627 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,445 It says no pros. 628 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:12,968 It'’s gonna be a bunch of office teams 629 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:14,709 and firemen teams and shit like that. 630 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,058 Cafeteria workers. 631 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:17,233 MILFs. 632 00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:19,061 Oh, MILFs, dawg. 633 00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,584 Deep right field. 634 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,934 Betts goes back to the wall and it'’s gone! 635 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:24,023 [Pete] Fuck yeah, JD! 636 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,111 Fuck Kershaw. 637 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,199 Hell yeah. 638 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:27,417 One run, relax. 639 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:28,897 Hey, tontos, 640 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,507 traded those nosebleeds for some fine cuisine. 641 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,292 Solid work, Diego! 642 00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:34,120 Guys, guys, guys! 643 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:35,338 Guys! 644 00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:37,384 Sammy OD'’ed. 645 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:38,515 No fucking way. 646 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:39,952 Fuck! 647 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,345 He'’s fucking dead. 648 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,434 Man. - He'’s fucking dead. 649 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,829 Morris, you know he had your bed 650 00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:49,048 before you got here, right? 651 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:55,141 Way to ruin - a good time, man. - Shut the fuck up, Garvey. 652 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,012 This is serious, fellas! 653 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,276 Fuck! 654 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,286 Damn. 655 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,378 Stop it. 656 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:17,859 Hey, stop it, man. 657 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:21,645 I told you to stop it! 658 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,692 Yo, get Kung Fu Panda off me, man.[Pete] Hey, hey, hey. 659 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,259 Panda? More like a koala, dude. 660 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,913 Pete, what you up to on the computer, man? 661 00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:29,610 You know what I'’m doing? 662 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,438 I'’m looking at the tape of Cruise trying to kill you. 663 00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:33,048 I would'’ve killed you too. 664 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:35,311 You'’re a grown man, dude. 665 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:37,357 You gotta work on your impulsivity. 666 00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:39,446 You gotta ask yourself 667 00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:41,883 why you feel so comfortable with chaos 668 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,973 when you have a complete disregard for everybody else around you? 669 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:47,671 Hey, let'’s see the tape, Pete. 670 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,935 I'’m not gonna play the tape. Hey, wake up Garvey. 671 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,762 - Garvey! Come on, Garvey! - Come on, dawg. 672 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:53,329 - Let'’s see the footage. - Let'’s see the tape. 673 00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,591 You want to see it? 674 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:55,984 You want to see it?[group] Yeah! 675 00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:58,073 Yeah, all right. Gather round. Here you go. 676 00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,335 Boom. 677 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,076 That'’s not a tape. 678 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,122 It'’s the softball tournament, y'’all. 679 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,819 That'’s right. I filled out the application 680 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,386 and I paid the entry fee. It'’s over. 681 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,214 Oh, hell no, man. 682 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,519 Softball?[Pete] Come on. 683 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,086 It'’s gonna be great for all of us. 684 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,872 And I also drew up a contract regarding the money. 685 00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:17,353 Nobody gets a dime unless you do a full year sober. 686 00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,138 That'’s a lot of pressure, gang. 687 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,922 Ain'’t this supposed to be day at a time? 688 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,445 That'’s how we get through. One day at a time. 689 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,317 - Sounds shady. - Yeah. 690 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,145 Who'’s gonna keep you from spending the money, huh, Pete? 691 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,886 I thought about that too, Garvey. 692 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,844 That'’s why I set up an escrow account for each of you. 693 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:31,715 Easy fucking does it. 694 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,456 And you'’re gonna need a coach. 695 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:36,590 I'’m not doing it, all right? There'’s no fucking way. 696 00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:39,723 You need to pick out a team name so I can order the jerseys. 697 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,290 Everything starts in five days 698 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,597 and none of this interferes with our program. 699 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:44,946 Mm-hmm. 700 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,121 Cruise. 701 00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,864 I want to apologize for being an asshole, man. 702 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:53,128 Hitting your chicken wing out your hand like that across the room wasn'’t cool. 703 00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,914 If there'’s anything I can do to make it right, let me know. 704 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,959 Morris, Garvey, 705 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,092 same with the sock thing. 706 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,832 It was childish. 707 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,443 I didn'’t mean to cause no friction between y'’all. 708 00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:04,487 We family. 709 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:06,141 That'’s right. 710 00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:07,316 That'’s right, that'’s right, that'’s right. 711 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,709 That'’s right. 712 00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:13,105 I love you too, bro. And it'’s okay. 713 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,063 And I'’m sorry I tried to murder you. 714 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,156 Felt good. Felt good. 715 00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,767 Anybody else want to make amends? 716 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:28,555 How about Sweet Dreams Backdoor Sliders? 717 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,560 I'’m not playing unless I get to pick the team name. 718 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:36,345 And you guys can'’t win shit without me, so... 719 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,781 Whatever, Garvey. 720 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,044 He'’s right. 721 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:42,961 Garvey... 722 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,920 I'’m sorry I pissed in your pillow. 723 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,140 That was hilarious. 724 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:51,665 And? 725 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:58,411 And I can make it up to you? 726 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:00,935 All right. 727 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:06,201 Be the coach, Big Time. 728 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:11,685 I appreciate the sentiment, but I'’m not the guy. 729 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:14,340 But you did ask if you could make it up to him, Morris. 730 00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:16,429 Be the coach. 731 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,387 Be the coach. 732 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,781 Be the coach! 733 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,348 Be the coach! 734 00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,045 Be the coach! 735 00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:26,091 Be the coach! 736 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,440 Be the coach! 737 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,311 We have to practice.[group whoops] Yeah! 738 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,574 I'’m gonna draw a big fucking schlong on my bat. 739 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,098 [Diego] Why? 740 00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:34,751 You'’re already a huge dick. 741 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:36,840 Motherfucker. 742 00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:40,583 Get one.[Cruise] Hot out here. 743 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,846 Mike D.Nice, Mike. 744 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,022 Mike D. 745 00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:46,850 Right in the pecker. 746 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,027 Fuck! - I felt that. 747 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,118 [Mike, Garvey] First base! 748 00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:54,989 Oh, boy. 749 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:58,427 I have about six days and, uh... 750 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:00,908 [attendee whoops] Nice! 751 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,344 Hope I get to seven. 752 00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:04,390 All right, Pete. Get two. 753 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:05,739 Get on base. Touch it. There you go. 754 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:08,046 - Throw it. - First, first. Come on! 755 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,091 - Come on. - You'’re not even trying, Cruise. 756 00:34:10,265 --> 00:34:12,572 - I couldn'’t see it! - Might as well put a lawn gnome on first base. 757 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:13,616 What the fuck? 758 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:19,753 ♪ Know you better Shine your light on down ♪ 759 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,277 ♪ '’Cause I'’m afraid Of the dark ♪ 760 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:23,844 "Field of Sweet Dreams." 761 00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:27,065 Too wholesome.[Stew] "Fever Pitch." 762 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,457 Yeah. 763 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:31,417 Got under it. - Fuck! 764 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,635 That'’s all you, Stew. 765 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,768 Whoo! 766 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,814 ♪ But I can'’t let it show ♪ 767 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:40,426 My sister says... 768 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,036 ♪ Only you ♪ 769 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,864 - Come on, man! - What the fuck? 770 00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:49,130 "Come Together."[Cedric] "Come Together." 771 00:34:49,304 --> 00:34:50,523 Yeah, by The Skeatles. 772 00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:55,615 Yeah! 773 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,408 Load up on that back foot. Drive off the back foot, okay? 774 00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:08,541 You'’ve taken enough balls to the face. Let'’s go! 775 00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:09,672 Back arm... 776 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:12,284 Back leg and push. 777 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,894 "Fentanyl in the Family." 778 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,550 How about "No Glove, No Love?" 779 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,248 It'’s about sex. 780 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:22,946 Come on. Let'’s hit a Hobbit home run. 781 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,558 Cruise. 782 00:35:25,732 --> 00:35:27,255 How the fuck are you hitting them shits? 783 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,952 I'’m pretending that they'’re rice balls. 784 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:31,825 Good to see you. 785 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,696 - You'’re Morris, bro? - Morris, yeah. 786 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,791 Dudes, you guys have no idea. 787 00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:45,882 I literally peed in the bed every night for years. 788 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:49,234 I used to take this workout pill filled with ephedrine-- it'’s speed. 789 00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:50,844 And I used to drink, pass out, 790 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,454 but my body would keep going. 791 00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,064 I pissed in corners, laundry baskets, 792 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,892 women, some guy named Benji. 793 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,546 He'’s my half cousin, but we still fuck-- 794 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,461 Fellas, jerseys. 795 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:02,116 - Yo, let'’s go. - We didn'’t even pick a name. 796 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:04,423 What the hell? 797 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:06,294 No fuckin'’ way. 798 00:36:06,468 --> 00:36:09,254 - They must'’ve fucked it up. - Are you serious, bro? 799 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,952 Well the C is pretty close to the D on the keyboard, so... 800 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,214 I can fix them. 801 00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:14,389 Shit, I figured you'’d love them. 802 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:15,608 Someone better fix this shit. 803 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,610 I kinda like them, bro. 804 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,307 - Come on, bro. - Me too. 805 00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,395 This is sus. 806 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:35,628 ♪ I don'’t need no money ♪ 807 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:40,241 ♪ I don'’t need no gold ♪ 808 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,723 Okay, guys. Let'’s bring it in. 809 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,727 Gonna take the field and practice a little defense 810 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:49,163 before the other team gets here. 811 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:50,904 Yo, you think we got here early enough, bro? 812 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,819 What the fuck else do you guys have to do today? 813 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,821 Get some Vitamin D, Mike D.Oh, you know it. 814 00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:57,084 Guys, let'’s not forget about 80 fucking grand! 815 00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,607 - Eighty grand, baby. - Eighty Gs! 816 00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,827 That'’s the only reason I'’m here. 817 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:02,176 Come on, Dip. 818 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:03,786 Holy shit. 819 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,010 Man, look at these fools. 820 00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:14,275 I'’ve always played better with a buzz. 821 00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:17,147 Sweet Creams! Nice team name. 822 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,498 Hey, the jerseys are a hit. 823 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,501 Hey. 824 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:24,372 Morris? 825 00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,767 Yo, it'’s Bobby Busby. 826 00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:28,942 What'’s up? 827 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,770 Yo, this fool is crazy. 828 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,554 Good to see you, bro. 829 00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,861 Yo, you used to do that thing with your ball sac. 830 00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:37,907 He whips the shit out and then stretches it, 831 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,692 and right before you take your shot, 832 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,695 he'’ll set his beer on his stretched-out ball sac. 833 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:46,612 He uses his stretched-out ball sac as a coaster. 834 00:37:47,961 --> 00:37:49,876 It'’s good to see you, man. 835 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,269 Are you still in Venice? 836 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,184 No, I live with these guys. 837 00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:57,666 All of '’em? 838 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,539 - Something like that. - Cool, man. 839 00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:02,541 Hey, we'’re about to whip your ass 840 00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,500 like I used to whip you in pool. 841 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:06,893 Let'’s go! 842 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,505 A human coaster? 843 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:12,333 I'’m gonna have to try that one, bro. 844 00:38:12,507 --> 00:38:14,292 Don'’t get testy, Morris. 845 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:16,990 Nobody put any drinks on their testicles. 846 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:19,340 All right, let'’s keep it clean. 847 00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,776 Okay? 848 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:21,995 I know we'’re playing for some dough here, 849 00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:23,518 but it'’s still softball. 850 00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,564 All right? So listen up. 851 00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:27,914 Pitches must clear the height of the batter. 852 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:29,829 Okay? Count starts one and one. 853 00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:31,439 No leading off. 854 00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:32,658 No bunts. 855 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,312 And if the ball goes out of play, 856 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:35,922 that'’s only one extra base. 857 00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:37,706 Not two. Not three. 858 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,881 All right? 859 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,970 Sweet Creams? 860 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,581 Really? 861 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:44,800 All right. 862 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,193 Got your lineups? 863 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,847 Here you go. 864 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:49,501 Everybody'’s batting. 865 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:52,591 I'’m only counting eight. 866 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:53,766 What? 867 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,291 We had nine when we-- What the-- 868 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:58,597 Hold on. 869 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,034 Yo, who are we missing? 870 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,906 Stacey looked pretty wobbly when we left the bar. 871 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,604 We left her? 872 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:06,779 Fuck. 873 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,477 Uh, it'’s cool. 874 00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:11,305 Um, so we forgot someone. We'’re gonna play with eight. 875 00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,481 Sorry, my man, you gotta have nine. 876 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,657 You got about five minutes to figure out 877 00:39:15,831 --> 00:39:18,094 what you'’re gonna do before you guys gotta forfeit. 878 00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:20,880 I don'’t know, ask Sweet Creams here if they have an extra guy. 879 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,665 No. 880 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,364 Get one here. - Here you go. 881 00:39:26,538 --> 00:39:27,930 Thanks, man. I'’ll pay you later. 882 00:39:28,104 --> 00:39:29,758 - My money'’s in escrow. - No problem. 883 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,543 Hey, Sweet Creams. 884 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:34,546 Lucky day for you idiots. You win by forfeit. 885 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,113 !¡Eso! All right, all right. 886 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,377 - Enjoy your victory. - All right. 887 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:41,204 - Let'’s go home, fellas! - Hey, Blue! 888 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,467 Yeah? 889 00:39:42,641 --> 00:39:44,120 Can we play anyways? 890 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:45,905 Whatever they want to do, man. I don'’t give a shit. 891 00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,210 I'’m getting paid either way. 892 00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,561 Yo, ding-dongs! 893 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:52,259 You guys want to play anyways? I mean, we'’re already here. 894 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:53,739 Fuck yeah! 895 00:39:53,913 --> 00:39:56,176 All right, fellas, come on. 896 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:57,656 Let'’s do it! Yeah, guys? Come on. 897 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:58,787 Come on, buddy. 898 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,049 Let'’s have some fun. 899 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:02,922 All right. 900 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,053 We bat first. 901 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:05,359 - Whoo! - Jake, you'’re up. 902 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:06,708 - Come on, Jake! - Jakey! 903 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,275 Come on, Jake! 904 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,624 You got this.[Bobby] Hey, Morris! 905 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:12,018 No dick tricks! We got chicks on our team! 906 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:15,543 All right. 907 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,459 Good times. 908 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,723 Level swing, Jake! 909 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,551 Come on, Jake. You got it, baby. 910 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:32,386 Let'’s go, Jake! 911 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,911 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 912 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,698 Come on, Jake! You let a drunk girl throw you out? 913 00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,351 - Come on, Diego. - Come on, Diego. 914 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,919 Strike, batter out. 915 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,617 You have to swing. 916 00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:47,575 Hey, you'’re out. Back to the dugout. 917 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,796 - You'’re out. - Oh. Thanks. 918 00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,146 That'’s you, Mike D! 919 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,067 About to take my nuts for a walk. 920 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,388 He'’s like running, but slower. 921 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,435 Way to hustle, bro. 922 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,829 I let fucking Mardi Gras get me out? 923 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,004 Jesus Christ. 924 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:26,658 Next time. Way to hustle, buddy. 925 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,445 Got it, got it, got it, got it. 926 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:33,186 Fuck! 927 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:36,711 - Oh, man. - Oh, shit. 928 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:40,976 Somebody throw it! 929 00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:45,328 Do better, man. - Do better! - Oh, come on. 930 00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:48,680 Ball. Take a base. 931 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:51,596 I fucked your mom last night, bro. 932 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,771 Ball. 933 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:55,251 - Ball. Ball. - Come on. 934 00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:57,645 Take a base. 935 00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,647 Fuck! 936 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:08,743 Nice catch, dickass! 937 00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,484 - The fuck you just say? - Yo, yo, chill. 938 00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:12,355 - What the fuck? - You motherfucker! 939 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,401 - ...outta your goddamn mouth! - Okay! 940 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,968 Hey! Hey! 941 00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,709 Knock it off. 942 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,798 - Not on my field! - Pete, chill out. 943 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:21,974 Clear it out or you'’re both disqualified. 944 00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:25,499 We know, Pete. Damn. Chill, man. We know. 945 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,370 Ump, you got ex-cons out here? 946 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,548 Stewie, what was up with that catch, bro? 947 00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:32,288 For real. You been holding out on us, bro. 948 00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:34,421 We weren'’t that bad. - Did you see the score? 949 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,031 We got our shit rocked. 950 00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:37,859 Yeah, they were drunk as shit. Don'’t forget. 951 00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:39,948 Later, pussies! 952 00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:44,170 Yo, they fucking sucked, dude. 953 00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:45,737 Fuck you. 954 00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,216 Yo, we got a gift today. 955 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:48,696 That'’s some higher power shit, huh, Pete? 956 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,350 Yeah, my little miracle. 957 00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:52,526 Pussies? Man, fuck that noise! 958 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,528 Shit, even when we win, we lose. 959 00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:57,096 Shit, I don'’t know, bro. Looks like I got a car full of pussy. 960 00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:01,535 I need to get some methadone, boys. 961 00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:04,190 That'’s crazy. Fucking Garvey'’s stupid. 962 00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:13,808 Look, I don'’t know if I'’m the one to be coaching this team. 963 00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,810 Stop it, man. You'’re undefeated. 964 00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:17,507 Oh, God. 965 00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:23,992 Hello? 966 00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:26,299 Yeah. 967 00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:28,606 Pete! Phone! 968 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:29,781 He'’s not here. 969 00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:34,742 This is Pete. 970 00:43:39,007 --> 00:43:42,576 Yeah, this is definitely a mistake. 971 00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:45,797 Yeah. 972 00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:48,321 We'’ll get it taken care of. 973 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:52,455 You too. Thanks. 974 00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,028 What was that about? 975 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,987 He said the house is going up for auction 976 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:03,249 in three weeks. 977 00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:04,903 What the fuck?[Pete] Coming down! 978 00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,339 The house is going up for auction. 979 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,688 Just dropped the kids off at the pool. 980 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,255 Barbarians were at the gate. 981 00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:10,822 Why is the house up for auction? 982 00:44:10,996 --> 00:44:11,997 What the fuck, Pete? 983 00:44:12,171 --> 00:44:13,346 Auction? What the fuck? 984 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,826 It'’s not what you guys think, okay? 985 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,697 - What'’s going on? - Just take a deep breath. 986 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:18,786 Let'’s see Pete try and weasel his way out of this one, huh? 987 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,440 This is not a high-priced shooting gallery. 988 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:22,355 What does that mean? 989 00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:25,140 It means this is not a place that collects large sums of money 990 00:44:25,314 --> 00:44:26,968 just to screw guys over 991 00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:29,362 and let them out into the world and relapse and die. 992 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:32,191 I'’m trying to create lasting change with you guys. 993 00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,847 Sometimes when you have a balanced amount of guys, 994 00:44:36,021 --> 00:44:39,067 it just doesn'’t create a fortunate income. Okay? 995 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,117 Some of you know that my dad'’s been sick, 996 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:47,554 and I dug myself into a hole. 997 00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:50,122 Consolidated the mortgage a couple of times, 998 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,602 and I'’m in a little bit of a spot. 999 00:44:54,953 --> 00:44:58,086 Man. Put everything I have into this place. 1000 00:45:00,610 --> 00:45:02,700 Maybe that'’s why I was on edge at the game. 1001 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,141 I'’m sorry. 1002 00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:15,451 You got ten guys here right now that need this place. 1003 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:16,975 Without this place, we all gonna die. 1004 00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:18,411 Don'’t be so dramatic, Jake. 1005 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:19,891 You'’re on a fucking scholarship anyway. 1006 00:45:20,065 --> 00:45:21,631 Wait, I'’m paying for Jake to get sober? 1007 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,503 Your mom'’s paying, bro. I'’m on a scholarship too. 1008 00:45:23,677 --> 00:45:25,244 We can'’t all have rich parents. 1009 00:45:25,418 --> 00:45:27,159 She'’s spending my money? Okay. That money'’s mine. 1010 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,682 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. 1011 00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,118 The only place I can afford to live is the Valley 1012 00:45:30,292 --> 00:45:31,467 and I'’m not moving there. 1013 00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:33,165 My plug lives there.[Stew] Eighty grand. 1014 00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:34,557 Eighty grand.[Cruise] Yeah. 1015 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,385 - The tournament. - Eighty grand. 1016 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,300 That'’s genius, Stew. Eighty Gs ain'’t nothing. 1017 00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:41,303 Guys, just let it go, okay? Just please let it go. 1018 00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:43,088 No way are we fucking letting it go. 1019 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:45,786 I don'’t wanna go to another sober living. 1020 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,398 We are 1 and 0, and it is a double elimination tournament. 1021 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,313 That'’s what I'’m talking about, bro. 1022 00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:52,967 We'’re close. - That'’s what I'’m talking about. 1023 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:54,316 Fuck, I'’m really sorry, guys. 1024 00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:56,014 Fuck that bad attitude. 1025 00:45:56,188 --> 00:45:57,929 You'’re always talking about a positive mental state. 1026 00:45:58,103 --> 00:45:59,234 Let'’s win this motherfucker. 1027 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:00,583 How you gonna quit on us? 1028 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:04,457 Lace '’em up, bitch. Let'’s go.[Cedric] Let'’s go. 1029 00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:05,545 Okay. 1030 00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:08,504 Hell yeah![Dip] Let'’s do it! 1031 00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:10,506 Yeah, you fuckers! 1032 00:46:26,871 --> 00:46:28,046 Shit, this is it. 1033 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:33,878 You said our man Morris 1034 00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:35,967 used to be a big-time music video director? 1035 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:37,882 I never heard this shit in my life, G. 1036 00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:40,145 Bro, this was triple platinum in '’95. 1037 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,929 You need to stop orbiting the planet Dip 1038 00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:43,409 and join the rest of us in the universe. 1039 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,367 Man, they used to give out plaques like hotcakes 1040 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,239 back in the day, bro. 1041 00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:48,762 Yo, Morris, this you? 1042 00:46:48,936 --> 00:46:50,808 The underwear model say you a big-time director. 1043 00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:53,898 Oh, you famous famous, huh? 1044 00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:56,335 Our boy Morris used to be the man. 1045 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:58,380 Yeah, used to be.[Jake] That'’s cold. 1046 00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:00,295 Don'’t be a hater, dude.[Dip] Whatever, bro. 1047 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:05,692 Yeah? 1048 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:08,826 Song'’s gonna be stuck in my head all day. 1049 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,001 Think quick. 1050 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,004 Congrats, you'’re off restrictions. 1051 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,570 - Seriously? - Yeah, man. 1052 00:47:14,744 --> 00:47:17,225 Way to step up with the softball, chores and shit. 1053 00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,227 You might make it outta here. 1054 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:21,664 I don'’t think I'’ve been more than two days without drinking 1055 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,101 in the last 15 years. 1056 00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:24,798 It gets better. 1057 00:47:24,972 --> 00:47:26,495 Oh, better than Sweet Dreams? 1058 00:47:26,669 --> 00:47:28,541 I know it'’s hard to imagine, but it gets better. 1059 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:46,646 Fuck. 1060 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,651 Hi, Dad. 1061 00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:54,175 I miss you a lot. 1062 00:47:56,656 --> 00:48:00,442 Don'’t tell Mom I called '’cause she'’s really mad at you. 1063 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,883 I'’m sorry I got you in trouble. 1064 00:48:08,624 --> 00:48:09,799 I'’d better go. 1065 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:15,544 All right, let'’s get it started, yeah? 1066 00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:17,329 All right, welcome to FRAG. 1067 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,679 "Fear, resentment, anger and gratitude." 1068 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:22,595 What we like to call in our version 1069 00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,249 our tenth step. 1070 00:48:24,423 --> 00:48:25,903 All right, Ced. 1071 00:48:26,077 --> 00:48:27,295 - Doing good? - Yeah. 1072 00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:28,862 Nice of you to join us. 1073 00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:30,255 Why don'’t you get started, yeah? 1074 00:48:30,429 --> 00:48:31,691 - Serious? - Yeah. 1075 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,301 Fuck. 1076 00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:35,260 Um, Cedric. 1077 00:48:35,434 --> 00:48:36,957 Addict. Alcoholic. 1078 00:48:37,131 --> 00:48:39,220 What'’s up?[Mike] Ced! 1079 00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:41,309 Um, fear. 1080 00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,181 I think we all got the same fears. 1081 00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:47,402 But for real, fuck that team. 1082 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:50,579 They get to go out every night and have fun and drink. 1083 00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:52,320 Chill with girls and shit. 1084 00:48:52,494 --> 00:48:53,626 Meanwhile, we'’re sitting here, 1085 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,584 a bunch of sober dicks not doing shit. 1086 00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:58,631 They smoked us too, in case y'’all forgot. 1087 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:00,198 Like a crack rock. 1088 00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:01,721 What about gratitude, Ced? 1089 00:49:02,678 --> 00:49:03,636 I'’m grateful. 1090 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,160 I didn'’t go 0 for 5 like Diego. 1091 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,553 You gotta learn how to swing, my G. 1092 00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:08,946 Oh, he swings. 1093 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,425 All right, easy, Mike. Easy. 1094 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:12,471 Oh, come on. - Jake. 1095 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:14,995 Alcoholic and K fanatic. 1096 00:49:15,169 --> 00:49:16,954 Jake. 1097 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,433 Fuck those guys. 1098 00:49:18,607 --> 00:49:21,088 And fuck that girl for calling us pussies too. 1099 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:23,351 But why? Why does that bother me? 1100 00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:25,310 Is there a way to use my anger, 1101 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:28,443 but do it with dignity and integrity? 1102 00:49:28,617 --> 00:49:31,185 I'’m grateful we one and nothing, but I can'’t lie to y'’all. 1103 00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:33,666 I'’m definitely scared of that next team though. 1104 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:39,628 Tom. 1105 00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:41,413 Alcoholic and food bitch. 1106 00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:43,676 Cruise. 1107 00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:45,983 I had fun at the game. 1108 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:47,985 I know I suck, 1109 00:49:48,159 --> 00:49:49,290 but it was the first time I had fun 1110 00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,510 doing something active in, like, forever. 1111 00:49:52,772 --> 00:49:54,208 And you guys are a great group. 1112 00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:57,124 And you have no idea how much you'’ve helped me. 1113 00:49:57,298 --> 00:50:00,562 I wake up hating myself. 1114 00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,260 Yeah. 1115 00:50:02,434 --> 00:50:05,393 It takes me so much to get out of bed on a daily basis. 1116 00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:08,527 But when you guys make fun of each other, and me, 1117 00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:10,181 it literally keeps me going. 1118 00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:13,923 You guys inspire me. 1119 00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:17,275 And I know I have to lose weight. 1120 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,714 I'’m scared, but I-- I have to try. 1121 00:50:21,888 --> 00:50:25,152 I mean, I'’ve been here, what, five years, Pete? 1122 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,675 - Seven. - Seven. 1123 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,201 And, Morris, 1124 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,682 I'’m so grateful you showed up here. 1125 00:50:34,988 --> 00:50:37,208 You'’ve had such a big impact on me. 1126 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,514 You fucking rock, dude. 1127 00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:46,217 And I-- I'’m afraid to lose the house, I really am. 1128 00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:49,655 It'’s a major fear for me. 1129 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:51,222 Put Stew on first. 1130 00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,748 I fucking suck! 1131 00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,489 I fucking suck. 1132 00:50:57,663 --> 00:50:59,665 - I fucking suck. - You don'’t suck, bud. 1133 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:02,494 But, Stewie, you did have a sick snag though, brother. 1134 00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:04,583 That'’s right. That'’s right. That'’s right. 1135 00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:05,888 Wanna follow that, Morris? 1136 00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,239 Not really. 1137 00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,070 Morris. Alcoholic. 1138 00:51:13,244 --> 00:51:14,723 Morris. 1139 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:17,900 Fear. Uh... 1140 00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:24,690 I'’m scared my ex won'’t let me see my daughter again. 1141 00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:32,872 I'’m scared I won'’t work again. 1142 00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,571 I'’m scared I won'’t be inspired. 1143 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,314 I have so many doubts. 1144 00:51:42,055 --> 00:51:44,144 And I'’m so mad at myself. 1145 00:51:44,318 --> 00:51:46,407 Because I fucking know better. 1146 00:51:46,581 --> 00:51:49,497 But whenever the opportunity to drink comes up, 1147 00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:54,285 my brain somehow forgets how unstoppable the debauchery is. 1148 00:51:57,331 --> 00:52:01,205 How many times I'’ve driven drunk 1149 00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:03,729 with my daughter in the car? 1150 00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:05,339 Like totally wasted. 1151 00:52:06,645 --> 00:52:07,733 Not just a little. 1152 00:52:10,736 --> 00:52:14,131 And when I fell over on my bike 1153 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:17,046 when she was on the back 1154 00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:18,874 and she was three years old. 1155 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:23,314 And she cried and she cried. 1156 00:52:24,837 --> 00:52:26,708 And I just tried to shake it off 1157 00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:29,537 and tried to make her laugh like some fucking idiot. 1158 00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:36,892 I'’m a little lost right now. 1159 00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:42,637 Thanks. 1160 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:45,684 That'’s it. 1161 00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,167 Shit, I'’m sorry. 1162 00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:53,605 I'’m grateful. 1163 00:52:57,435 --> 00:52:59,306 I'’m grateful to be here with you guys. 1164 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,269 I'’ve had these tiny, tiny moments 1165 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:07,009 where my mind gets quiet. 1166 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,188 I'’m hoping for more of those. 1167 00:53:14,365 --> 00:53:15,366 Thanks. 1168 00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:17,716 Nice.[Pete] Nice. 1169 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,500 Well done, brother. 1170 00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:22,329 My man Morris. 1171 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,611 Why you really out here, Morris? 1172 00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:30,441 Trying to figure out what to tell my little girl. 1173 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,792 Like, how do you say, "Hey, sweetie, 1174 00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:36,751 Daddy'’s got a drinking problem 1175 00:54:36,925 --> 00:54:39,058 and that'’s why he left you home alone for 12 hours"? 1176 00:54:40,929 --> 00:54:43,280 That sounds pretty good right there. 1177 00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:49,373 I never knew my dad. 1178 00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:53,464 Probably why I'’m so fucked up. 1179 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,730 Yeah, when my dad died that fucked me up too. 1180 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,215 Yeah, let'’s do it! 1181 00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:12,309 What'’s up, babe? 1182 00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:13,658 This fucking guy.[all] Hey! 1183 00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:15,529 Daddy'’s home. 1184 00:55:15,703 --> 00:55:17,096 Let'’s go. Reno, baby. 1185 00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:18,967 That is no good. 1186 00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:21,318 Weird night, huh, Morris? 1187 00:55:22,971 --> 00:55:24,016 Definitely. 1188 00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:10,715 All right, you got eight minutes. 1189 00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:12,020 Loosen up. 1190 00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:16,764 Anybody heard from Garvey? 1191 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:19,637 Gang, you know he'’s locked up in a hotel room in Reno. 1192 00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,465 Say goodbye to the house. 1193 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:23,554 Never thought I'’d be missing Garvey. 1194 00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:26,383 Yo, if anyone needs to be positive right now, it'’s you, Pete. 1195 00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:27,819 Pull it together, man. 1196 00:56:27,993 --> 00:56:28,994 You'’re right, Mike D. You'’re right. 1197 00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:30,822 Let'’s get it together, boys. 1198 00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:32,998 Honestly, we'’re kind of fucked.[Morris] Come on, now. 1199 00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:35,130 I'’m gonna put Stew at first. 1200 00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:38,960 And let'’s have Diego pinch-run for any of you slowpokes. 1201 00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,353 We gotta score some runs, guys. 1202 00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:42,268 If we score, we have a chance. 1203 00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:44,879 Defense is getting better, so let'’s do this. 1204 00:56:45,053 --> 00:56:46,794 - All right. - Go get it. 1205 00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:48,230 So let'’s do this. 1206 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,145 Let'’s go. Come on, man! 1207 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:52,974 All right. 1208 00:56:54,019 --> 00:56:54,933 Come on, Dip. 1209 00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,327 ♪ Woken up to a pint of Tuss ♪ 1210 00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:00,155 ♪ Bitch, I'’m born to bust Dangerous ♪ 1211 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:02,070 ♪ All my clicky shifty And shiesty as fuck ♪ 1212 00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,463 ♪ Who want up, who want next? ♪ 1213 00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:05,117 ♪ Got one hundred on my neck ♪ 1214 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,727 ♪ Jewels I break rules and cash checks ♪ 1215 00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:07,946 ♪ Slap dicks Inside my new TECs ♪ 1216 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,817 ♪ Let'’s air it out ♪ 1217 00:57:09,991 --> 00:57:11,123 ♪ Got a lot of enemies Don'’t talk about ♪ 1218 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:13,604 Fuck. 1219 00:57:13,778 --> 00:57:15,257 ♪ I'’m really '’bout Sex Pistols, violence ♪ 1220 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,998 ♪ Woke up on an island ♪ 1221 00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,913 ♪ Found out It was Johnny Depp'’s ♪ 1222 00:57:19,087 --> 00:57:20,349 ♪ I'’ll get sued If I talk '’bout it ♪ 1223 00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,439 Safe. You don'’t high five the other team. 1224 00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:24,092 It'’s not something - you do in softball. - They'’re doing so great. 1225 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,529 - I said not on my field. - Okay. 1226 00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:27,922 ♪ Got a .45 up in my new ride ♪ 1227 00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:29,446 Let'’s go. Run. 1228 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:32,274 Safe. 1229 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,015 ♪ Really hugging blocks Really toting Glocks ♪ 1230 00:57:34,189 --> 00:57:35,930 ♪ Really off the shits Really bobo off... ♪ 1231 00:57:36,104 --> 00:57:37,062 Wait. 1232 00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:40,152 Go back, go back, go back! 1233 00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:46,506 Fuck. - Strike! 1234 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:54,993 - Should I bunt it? - Don'’t dare bunt. 1235 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,603 No, there'’s no bunting. 1236 00:57:58,170 --> 00:57:59,388 He'’s out. 1237 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:00,825 No bunting. 1238 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:04,219 Run, run, run, run, run! 1239 00:58:04,393 --> 00:58:05,307 Run, Stew, run! 1240 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,874 Run, run, run, run! 1241 00:58:07,048 --> 00:58:08,789 Get back, get back, get back, get back! 1242 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:10,051 What are you doing? 1243 00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:12,663 Ball. - What? 1244 00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,578 - Ball. - It was obviously a fucking strike. 1245 00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:16,710 It was obviously - a fucking ball! - What are you, blind? 1246 00:58:16,884 --> 00:58:18,277 What, you got sunscreen in your eyes? 1247 00:58:18,451 --> 00:58:20,105 Hey, look at my eyes. Twenty-twenty vision, bitch. 1248 00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:21,889 - That was a ball. - Twenty-twenty, my ass. 1249 00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,717 Look right here, - 20-20 vision! - Whatever, you look like-- 1250 00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:25,284 - Twenty-twenty vision! - Back off of me! 1251 00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:26,894 Why don'’t you put some Tic Tacs in your mouth? 1252 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,417 You want out of this game? 1253 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:29,767 I want out of this game. I don'’t give a shit. 1254 00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:31,725 What, Morris? It was obviously a strike! 1255 00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:33,161 Relax, man.[Morris] Apologize. 1256 00:58:33,335 --> 00:58:34,728 All right, I'’m sorry, okay? 1257 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,077 - I'’m sorry. - Relax, man. 1258 00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:37,775 - Chill, bro. - You sure as hell are. 1259 00:58:37,949 --> 00:58:39,559 Fucking Pebbles'’ grandmother. 1260 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,174 Safe. 1261 00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,612 Ball game. 1262 00:58:49,438 --> 00:58:50,875 - Why? - Go home. 1263 00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:53,007 - Mercy rule. Mercy rule. - What? 1264 00:58:53,181 --> 00:58:54,356 - Mercy rule. - What is that? 1265 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:56,054 Mercy? We want more pain. 1266 00:58:56,228 --> 00:58:57,969 They'’ve got too many runs. You can'’t catch up. 1267 00:58:58,143 --> 00:58:59,797 That'’s game.[Morris] Mercy rule, guys! 1268 00:58:59,971 --> 00:59:01,189 Look it up. - Goddamn it! 1269 00:59:01,363 --> 00:59:02,626 Go home. I gotta shit. 1270 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,323 Let'’s get all our shit out of the dugout. 1271 00:59:05,803 --> 00:59:07,805 It'’s called cognitive dissonance. 1272 00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:10,634 The wanting to quit, but not being able to. 1273 00:59:10,808 --> 00:59:13,985 You know I got arrested twice during the pregnancy? 1274 00:59:14,159 --> 00:59:15,508 A nude pier jump. 1275 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:17,858 And a DUI in my parked car, bro. 1276 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:21,122 It was hell for me. Even more hell for his mom. 1277 00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:24,343 Spiritually, one of the lowest places I ever been. 1278 00:59:24,517 --> 00:59:26,911 And with a beautiful little boy on the way. 1279 00:59:27,085 --> 00:59:29,653 But I can'’t get caught up in the couldas, shouldas. 1280 00:59:29,827 --> 00:59:31,959 I got a real chance now, Morris, to be a rad dad. 1281 00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:34,048 I like that. 1282 00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:36,181 You'’re so lucky you don'’t gotta get sober. 1283 00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:37,704 You'’re already doing it. 1284 00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,228 Kids, they'’ll love you no matter what. 1285 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:41,665 And if you can stay sober, 1286 00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,492 it'’ll make it way less painful for them. 1287 00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:47,627 Kiedis lights me up. 1288 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,064 His mom and me still have hiccups, 1289 00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:52,371 but we'’re getting better at the co-parenting thing. 1290 00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:54,329 I'’m connected with some sober guys that got kids, 1291 00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:56,593 so it really helps give perspective. 1292 00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:58,203 Plus, there'’s always some guy 1293 00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:00,205 that'’s been in the same place I'’m in now. 1294 01:00:00,379 --> 01:00:02,120 And someone with a way worse situation. 1295 01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:04,644 Kiedis, like Anthony? 1296 01:00:04,818 --> 01:00:05,950 Hey, I know, right? 1297 01:00:06,124 --> 01:00:07,604 His mom'’s a huge Chili Peppers fan. 1298 01:00:07,778 --> 01:00:09,127 The kid looks like me, 1299 01:00:09,301 --> 01:00:10,911 so the fear that Anthony Kiedis is his father... 1300 01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:12,913 ...that shit did not last long. 1301 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,135 I always wanted to direct a Chili Peppers video. 1302 01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,486 You'’ve surfed before, right? 1303 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,835 It'’s been a minute. 1304 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,272 Hey, Jake! 1305 01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:27,232 Oh, hey, Kat, what'’s up? 1306 01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,625 Hey, that'’s Kat. 1307 01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,844 Kat does what I do. Surf therapy. 1308 01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,978 All right. Think I'’m gonna go out. 1309 01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:39,244 I'’m gonna stretch. 1310 01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:54,389 ♪ Hey, man, what'’s the news? ♪ 1311 01:00:54,563 --> 01:00:56,696 ♪ Cracking up ♪ 1312 01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,959 ♪ How about you ♪ 1313 01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:01,701 ♪ Spacing out ♪ 1314 01:01:02,484 --> 01:01:04,704 ♪ Yeah, me too ♪ 1315 01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:06,967 ♪ Rolling on ♪ 1316 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:09,230 ♪ Smiling through ♪ 1317 01:01:09,404 --> 01:01:13,887 ♪ I want happy damage ♪ 1318 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:18,326 ♪ I want it all in my head ♪ 1319 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:21,852 ♪ Psychic terror ♪ 1320 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,767 ♪ What a waste ♪ 1321 01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,292 What'’s going on, you two? 1322 01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:32,863 Man. 1323 01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:34,908 You guys didn'’t catch one single wave. 1324 01:01:35,648 --> 01:01:36,910 I'’m catching rays. 1325 01:01:37,084 --> 01:01:38,738 This is my happy place. 1326 01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,653 Surf. Therapy. 1327 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,264 Feel like I'’ve been tricked. 1328 01:01:43,438 --> 01:01:45,353 You'’re just doing way too much, my man. 1329 01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:46,703 Maybe slow down. 1330 01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:49,009 It'’s fun though, right? 1331 01:01:49,183 --> 01:01:50,402 Yeah. 1332 01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:52,534 I'’m gonna go put my feet in the water. 1333 01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:57,235 You'’re pretty new? 1334 01:01:58,236 --> 01:01:59,324 Well, I used to surf 1335 01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:01,021 with my dad a lot when I was young, 1336 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:03,284 but it'’s been more and more rare over the years. 1337 01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:05,852 I'’m talking about sobriety. 1338 01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:09,813 Yeah. Uh... 1339 01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:11,379 Twenty-three days, I think. 1340 01:02:11,553 --> 01:02:13,338 I just got a year. 1341 01:02:13,512 --> 01:02:14,687 Oh, congrats. 1342 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:18,517 You'’re at a sober living for girls? 1343 01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:20,693 Was. I'’m out now. 1344 01:02:20,867 --> 01:02:22,129 Got my own pad. 1345 01:02:22,303 --> 01:02:24,915 Trying to work things out with my ex. 1346 01:02:25,089 --> 01:02:27,352 Still do surf therapy with the girls from the house. 1347 01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:32,574 I have a hard time seeing you at a place like Sweet Dreams. 1348 01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:36,143 Misery doesn'’t care what you look like. 1349 01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:51,463 What do you like, man? Jazz? Hip-hop? 1350 01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:53,595 You look like a blues kind of guy though to me. 1351 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:56,381 I want to be sober. 1352 01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:58,992 I want to be a rad dad to my little girl. 1353 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:01,342 That'’s great to hear, man. 1354 01:03:01,516 --> 01:03:03,780 I heard this guy the other day say this at a meeting-- 1355 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:06,695 "Argue for your own limitations and you get to keep them." 1356 01:03:22,363 --> 01:03:24,452 We'’re out of time, guys.[Morris] Thanks, Mike D. 1357 01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:31,764 Big B. 1358 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:33,897 What'’s up, homeboy? 1359 01:03:39,293 --> 01:03:42,166 You know, I probably would'’ve been more shaken up 1360 01:03:42,340 --> 01:03:44,385 had I not been so wasted from the night before. 1361 01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,651 I got so fucked up on an international flight, 1362 01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,653 I woke up on the beach in Brazil 1363 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:54,047 and I was married to a prostitute. 1364 01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:58,617 Oh, dear. 1365 01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:00,140 I might still be. 1366 01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:05,406 Sounds like you got your hands full, man. 1367 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,147 Just stay close. 1368 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,454 If you go all in on this, you'’re gonna be amazed. 1369 01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:11,151 You'’re gonna find that your old dreams, 1370 01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:13,545 they become very different new dreams, man. 1371 01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:14,981 And you know what? 1372 01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,417 You'’ll start caring about other people. 1373 01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:18,028 You won'’t be a self-centered prick anymore, 1374 01:04:18,202 --> 01:04:19,943 burning bridges all over town. 1375 01:04:21,727 --> 01:04:22,859 I, um... 1376 01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:28,995 I was gonna maybe ask if you could be my sponsor. 1377 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:32,825 You know, all the signs point to me taking this sober thing seriously. 1378 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,654 I'’ll be your sponsor under two conditions. 1379 01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,308 One, you call me every day. 1380 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:39,136 Call me, don'’t text me. 1381 01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:41,399 I'’m too old to be squinting at my fucking phone and shit. 1382 01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,314 And two, don'’t lie to me. 1383 01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,142 Morris, if you lie to me, we'’re done. 1384 01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:46,621 Okay. 1385 01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:48,014 No, I mean, if you lie to me, we'’re done. 1386 01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:49,407 I got it. 1387 01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:50,712 Okay. 1388 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,105 Fucking Christ. Do you want to eat? 1389 01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:53,628 '’Cause I want to eat. 1390 01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,892 - Yeah, I could eat. - Yeah, he can eat! 1391 01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:57,328 Yeah. 1392 01:04:57,502 --> 01:04:59,286 Fuck yeah. Let'’s eat, dude. 1393 01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:01,898 You got a big book? 1394 01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:03,508 '’Cause I got some pages I want you to read. 1395 01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:06,119 Jesus! What the fuck? 1396 01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:09,427 Guess lunch is out. 1397 01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:13,866 Sweet shit, it looks like fucking Chernobyl in there. 1398 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,390 Hey, you guys can'’t go in there. We'’re closed for a while. 1399 01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:19,306 Some asshole drove his truck through the wall a few weeks ago. 1400 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,700 Just waiting for insurance to come and take some photos. 1401 01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:23,920 In the meantime, I'’m just trying to air it out. 1402 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:28,446 Morris, let'’s go. What the fuck, man. 1403 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,926 Come on. I'’m starving. 1404 01:05:35,844 --> 01:05:37,281 That place across the street is pretty good. 1405 01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:39,457 They got half the recipes from here anyway. 1406 01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:41,328 Right. I'’m not really hungry anymore. 1407 01:05:41,502 --> 01:05:43,504 Do you think we can just go back to the house? 1408 01:05:44,897 --> 01:05:47,160 You'’re a weird guy, - Morris. - I know. 1409 01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:48,335 - I know. - Let'’s go. 1410 01:05:50,816 --> 01:05:52,731 Boom. Sweet Dreams, kid. 1411 01:05:52,905 --> 01:05:54,472 This is where it all happens. 1412 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,128 Hey. 1413 01:05:58,302 --> 01:06:00,304 You sure you'’re okay, Morris? 1414 01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,610 Yeah. Yeah, I'’m good. 1415 01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:06,658 - Uh, I'’ll call you tomorrow. - We got a lot of work to do. 1416 01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:09,835 Turns out our stories are more alike than we thought, you know. 1417 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,968 Thanks for the lift, Frank. 1418 01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:13,230 Okay. 1419 01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:20,585 Yo, Pete! 1420 01:06:21,586 --> 01:06:23,153 What the fuck, bro? 1421 01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:31,813 They put a sign up for the auction. 1422 01:06:57,796 --> 01:06:59,841 Oh. Oh. Oh! 1423 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:00,929 Yeah! 1424 01:07:01,104 --> 01:07:02,714 Boom, baby, boom! 1425 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,589 Come on, baby. 1426 01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:12,289 Let'’s go! 1427 01:07:12,463 --> 01:07:14,726 - Strike zone. - Happy birthday, dude. 1428 01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:25,911 - This is a lot. - You gotta lighten up, buddy. 1429 01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:27,956 Everybody love bowling. 1430 01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:29,610 There'’s girls here. 1431 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:31,221 Plus, this is better than sitting at home 1432 01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:33,266 watching Cruise eat fucking pizza rolls. 1433 01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:35,399 Damn, Stew, I see you. 1434 01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:37,314 Yeah, that'’s right. This is Raquel. 1435 01:07:37,488 --> 01:07:39,533 All the Roughhouse girls are down there. 1436 01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:40,969 - Hey, I'’m Jake. - Hey, Raquel. 1437 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,188 Morris. 1438 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,495 Is Kat down there too or what? 1439 01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:45,670 Yeah, yeah. 1440 01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:47,280 I'’ll be right back. 1441 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,415 All right, Dippity Doo. 1442 01:07:51,589 --> 01:07:52,720 Ow! 1443 01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:55,462 Come on, come on, come on. 1444 01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:59,162 Hello, everyone. 1445 01:07:59,336 --> 01:08:01,729 Didn'’t know the Insane Clown Posse had a bowling team. 1446 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:04,254 Morris, just the man I was looking for. 1447 01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:06,038 Okay. 1448 01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,954 We haven'’t met, but I'’ve heard a lot about you. 1449 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,651 Hmm. 1450 01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:12,697 I'’m Bert, D. Squiz'’s manager. 1451 01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:16,614 I'’m sorry. Who'’s D. Squiz? 1452 01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:19,617 You living under a rock? 1453 01:08:20,183 --> 01:08:21,227 Yeah. 1454 01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,663 Follow me. 1455 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,454 Hey. Hey. 1456 01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:31,977 Isn'’t that D. Squiz'’s dude? 1457 01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:34,066 How the fuck you know that? 1458 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,372 The Internet. 1459 01:08:44,598 --> 01:08:47,210 So my director bailed last minute 1460 01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:49,864 to do some Marvel shit, so I'’m fucked. 1461 01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:51,388 Bert told me you'’re the man, though. 1462 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,216 I'’m making fun of all the '’90s bands. 1463 01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:55,696 I really want it to feel like that, okay? 1464 01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:57,959 I got a big-ass budget. It'’s gonna be on some MTV shit. 1465 01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:02,399 And you guys want me? 1466 01:09:02,573 --> 01:09:04,009 We don'’t care what anybody else says. 1467 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:05,271 You'’re the guy. 1468 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:07,752 It'’s all set up for Saturday. 1469 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,493 All you gotta do is show up. 1470 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,016 Saturday, this Saturday? 1471 01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:13,061 - Like, this Saturday. - Shit. 1472 01:09:14,976 --> 01:09:15,890 - All right? - Hey. 1473 01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:17,501 Are you in or are you out? 1474 01:09:25,073 --> 01:09:27,685 I'’m gonna need all you guys to blow! 1475 01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:31,123 Dip, Cedric, Morris, you'’re on the pee list tonight! 1476 01:09:31,297 --> 01:09:32,820 Aight, bet. 1477 01:09:32,994 --> 01:09:35,432 Yo, next time I'’m gonna get a turkey though, watch. 1478 01:09:35,606 --> 01:09:37,260 Take a leak. 1479 01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:38,870 Hey, you get her number? 1480 01:09:39,044 --> 01:09:41,046 I got her IG, - but she already blocked me. - Fuck! 1481 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,528 Here you go. Thanks, Morris. 1482 01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:48,445 Dip. 1483 01:09:48,619 --> 01:09:49,794 Yes, sir. 1484 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:06,245 Weird. It'’s coming up hot for opiates. 1485 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:08,726 Hmm. Yup. 1486 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,467 There something you need to tell me? 1487 01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:14,688 I ate a poppy seed bagel the other day. 1488 01:10:14,862 --> 01:10:16,777 You know what? We'’ll just talk after Cedric gets done. 1489 01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:19,302 Get out of here. Wait for me over there. Ced, come on. 1490 01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:22,827 Here you go. 1491 01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:31,705 Not so fresh, but it'’s clean. 1492 01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:34,317 Damn, Dip. Told you not to eat that bagel. 1493 01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:36,014 Hey, Jake. 1494 01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:37,711 Put these samples up for me, okay? 1495 01:10:37,885 --> 01:10:39,757 And take the Breathalyzer equipment and put it up too. 1496 01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,280 - All right, Pete. - Thank you. 1497 01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:47,068 You know, once we send those samples over to the lab, 1498 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:50,811 we'’ll be able to trace if it'’s a bagel or something else. 1499 01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:02,910 Fuck. 1500 01:11:07,915 --> 01:11:09,830 Oh, fuck. Jesus. 1501 01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:12,790 [Kat] What'’s up, boys? 1502 01:11:13,443 --> 01:11:14,357 The fuck? 1503 01:11:14,531 --> 01:11:16,010 Oh, yeah, you guys made it! 1504 01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:17,621 Jake to the motherfucking rescue. 1505 01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:19,710 More like Kat to the motherfucking rescue. 1506 01:11:19,884 --> 01:11:20,798 What'’s up, girl? 1507 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,495 Why didn'’t you tell me? 1508 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:24,280 Man, you got a lot going on as it is, 1509 01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:25,846 so I just wanted to look out for you. 1510 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,370 Diego, do you got our uniforms? 1511 01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:28,806 Yeah, they'’re right here. 1512 01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:29,981 Meet Syd and Lily. 1513 01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:31,548 Hi.[Pete] Hi, Syd. 1514 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:32,897 I'’m Cedric. - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 1515 01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,028 Hi. Diego. 1516 01:11:34,202 --> 01:11:36,248 - Tom Cruise. - I'’m Dip. 1517 01:11:36,422 --> 01:11:38,424 Uh, who'’s that? 1518 01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:39,991 Stew. 1519 01:11:40,165 --> 01:11:42,254 Aw, we love Stew. 1520 01:11:42,907 --> 01:11:45,475 Okay, guys, and girls, 1521 01:11:45,649 --> 01:11:48,347 we'’ve been playing pretty good on defense lately, 1522 01:11:48,521 --> 01:11:49,870 so let'’s stick with that. 1523 01:11:50,044 --> 01:11:53,221 Just get hits. Small ball. We need base runners. 1524 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,572 Stop trying to win the game in one at bat. 1525 01:11:55,746 --> 01:11:58,314 And I don'’t need to remind everyone that if we lose today, 1526 01:11:58,488 --> 01:12:00,316 we are done in more ways than one, 1527 01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:02,927 so let'’s--Then stop reminding us, bro. It'’s depressing. 1528 01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:04,537 Yeah, we don'’t need a pep talk. 1529 01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:06,234 Let'’s just go murder these motherfuckers. 1530 01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:09,150 Wait, I'’m not wearing this. 1531 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,717 What? I worked hard on those. 1532 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:12,458 I like it. 1533 01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:14,634 All right, let'’s do this. 1534 01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:16,027 Kat, you'’re leading off. 1535 01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:17,550 - Let'’s get to it. - Let'’s do it, Kat! 1536 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,378 - Come on now! - Here you go, Kat. 1537 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:39,485 ♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪ 1538 01:12:39,659 --> 01:12:42,575 ♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪ 1539 01:12:42,749 --> 01:12:45,796 ♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪ 1540 01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:49,495 ♪ I dry those tears From your eyes... ♪ 1541 01:12:49,669 --> 01:12:51,149 Aw, fuck. 1542 01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:53,369 That'’s all you, Kat, come on! That'’s all you! 1543 01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:55,371 Let'’s go! 1544 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:01,420 Hustle! Hustle! 1545 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,815 All right! 1546 01:13:04,989 --> 01:13:07,600 Hold on line drives and watch pop-ups. 1547 01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:08,732 All right. 1548 01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:10,386 Here you go. 1549 01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:14,912 ♪ I gotta go outside ♪ 1550 01:13:15,086 --> 01:13:17,958 ♪ '’Cause it'’ll make me smile ♪ 1551 01:13:18,132 --> 01:13:20,961 ♪ Yeah, it'’ll make me smile ♪ 1552 01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,877 ♪ Oh, why ♪ 1553 01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:26,967 ♪ Don'’t you go outside? ♪ 1554 01:13:27,141 --> 01:13:29,317 ♪ You think It'’ll make you smile? ♪ 1555 01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:30,971 ♪ Think It'’ll make you smile... ♪ 1556 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,233 I got it! 1557 01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:35,019 Ball game! 1558 01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:46,639 We got two more games! We got two more games to win! 1559 01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:50,513 ♪ And the mess we'’re making ♪ 1560 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:54,821 ♪ It doesn'’t matter to me Matter to me at all ♪ 1561 01:13:57,128 --> 01:14:01,698 ♪ Oh, and the news They'’ll hate you ♪ 1562 01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,743 Yahoo! 1563 01:14:03,917 --> 01:14:06,006 ♪ It doesn'’t matter to me Matter to me at all ♪ 1564 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,878 All right! Let'’s go, Kit Kat! 1565 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:11,447 Give me some! Nice work! 1566 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,147 - Let'’s go! - Let'’s go! 1567 01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:18,671 Two runs! - Maybe we should try to get it in the gap. 1568 01:14:26,679 --> 01:14:28,289 Go, baby, go! 1569 01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:30,683 Safe! 1570 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,603 ♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪ 1571 01:14:37,777 --> 01:14:40,563 ♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪ 1572 01:14:40,737 --> 01:14:43,217 ♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪ 1573 01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:48,440 ♪ I dry those tears From your eyes ♪ 1574 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:52,139 ♪ They make me want to die ♪ 1575 01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:54,794 ♪ They make me want to die ♪ 1576 01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:56,056 ♪ Die ♪ 1577 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,294 Hey. 1578 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,426 You again. 1579 01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,864 Um, we'’re still closed. 1580 01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:23,997 Right. Is the owner here by any chance? 1581 01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:26,086 Will! 1582 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,740 Guy wants to talk to you. 1583 01:15:31,265 --> 01:15:33,659 - What'’s going on, brother? - Hey. 1584 01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:36,880 My name is Morris, and I'’m in a program. 1585 01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:41,145 And my sponsor suggested that I come down here 1586 01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,626 to tell you that I may be the person 1587 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,194 that caused all this damage to your place. 1588 01:15:50,067 --> 01:15:51,372 You'’re purple pants guy? 1589 01:15:52,069 --> 01:15:53,113 Yeah. 1590 01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:58,249 And part of my recovery... 1591 01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:02,427 If there'’s anything I can do to make it right, 1592 01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:06,126 I'’d like to offer that up because I'’m... 1593 01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:11,262 Hey, Frank, you'’re not gonna believe this. 1594 01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,656 The owner is sober! 1595 01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:16,397 I have to work out the damages, 1596 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,443 but, you know, he'’s not gonna call the cops. 1597 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,272 And I still have to figure out whose truck I crashed, but... 1598 01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:23,404 Oh, God, this is great, isn'’t it? 1599 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:27,278 Frank? You there? 1600 01:16:29,802 --> 01:16:30,977 Ah, shit. 1601 01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:35,765 Frank! Hey! 1602 01:16:35,939 --> 01:16:39,116 You'’re not gonna believe this, but the owner is sober. 1603 01:17:04,402 --> 01:17:06,883 I don'’t know how the hell you guys pulled this off. 1604 01:17:08,406 --> 01:17:09,886 A lot of luck though. 1605 01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:12,802 How'’s your old man? 1606 01:17:12,976 --> 01:17:14,847 He'’s better. 1607 01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:17,937 I think the in-and-out of the hospital was worse than him being sick. 1608 01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:19,330 Mmm. 1609 01:17:19,504 --> 01:17:21,680 My dad, he was so defiant. 1610 01:17:21,854 --> 01:17:23,900 Just always out partying with his friends 1611 01:17:24,074 --> 01:17:27,338 and always hiding from his family. 1612 01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:29,166 Never showed anybody any pain. 1613 01:17:30,254 --> 01:17:32,082 Then he fucking has a heart attack 1614 01:17:32,256 --> 01:17:34,040 from eating too many hot dogs. 1615 01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:36,652 Sorry about your dad, Morris. 1616 01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:39,089 I'’m impressed, man. 1617 01:17:39,263 --> 01:17:41,526 I mean, when you first got here, I was like, 1618 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:45,051 "This guy has no shot of making it." 1619 01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:47,793 I mean, you were so warped in the image that you created. 1620 01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:51,275 Well, the guys shut that down real quick. 1621 01:17:51,449 --> 01:17:54,060 You know, I thought I was so cool. 1622 01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,020 I'’m a dork. 1623 01:17:57,194 --> 01:17:58,151 Thirty days. 1624 01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:00,545 It'’s a big fucking deal, man. 1625 01:18:01,764 --> 01:18:03,504 You'’re working the steps with Frank, yeah? 1626 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,594 Yeah, you know, I'’m still freaking out 1627 01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:08,335 over the truck I stole and crashed, 1628 01:18:08,509 --> 01:18:10,424 but Frank says if I have one foot in the future 1629 01:18:10,598 --> 01:18:11,774 and one foot in the past, 1630 01:18:11,948 --> 01:18:13,253 I'’m shitting on the present, so... 1631 01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:16,256 Remember, what you focus on will grow. 1632 01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:19,303 Like the connections with these guys. 1633 01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:22,132 Just go where the love is, man. 1634 01:18:22,306 --> 01:18:24,090 Go where the love is! 1635 01:18:27,006 --> 01:18:29,356 I'’m thinking of stacking the lineup. 1636 01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:33,447 What? I mean, you'’re the coach. 1637 01:18:33,621 --> 01:18:36,450 Things have been going so well, it'’s kind of odd to change things up. 1638 01:18:37,016 --> 01:18:38,365 That doesn'’t help. 1639 01:18:38,539 --> 01:18:40,977 Come on, man, you'’re a baseball guy. 1640 01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:42,543 Like, what if something happens to me? 1641 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,329 I have a stroke or something. 1642 01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:46,547 Stroke? 1643 01:18:47,418 --> 01:18:48,506 The fuck outta here. 1644 01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:52,771 You put that out there, what'’s the matter with you? 1645 01:19:11,268 --> 01:19:13,749 Oh, man, what am I gonna tell everybody? 1646 01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:33,638 ♪ I'’m tryna fuck Before the bomb drops ♪ 1647 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,422 ♪ Get to you before They build that wall ♪ 1648 01:19:35,596 --> 01:19:37,163 ♪ Party on till my heart stops ♪ 1649 01:19:37,337 --> 01:19:38,774 ♪ Before all of That cholesterol ♪ 1650 01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,558 ♪ They copping pistols Apocalypto ♪ 1651 01:19:40,732 --> 01:19:42,516 ♪ But I just want you To take that off ♪ 1652 01:19:42,690 --> 01:19:44,344 ♪ If they pull us over They can'’t hold us ♪ 1653 01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:45,955 ♪ We'’ll fuck In front of that racist cop ♪ 1654 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:47,739 ♪ The world gone to shit ♪ 1655 01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:49,262 ♪ We just trying to get lit ♪ 1656 01:19:49,436 --> 01:19:51,134 ♪ 24K handcuffs... ♪ 1657 01:19:51,308 --> 01:19:53,440 - Here you go. Thank you. - Bye. 1658 01:19:55,225 --> 01:19:56,487 Damn, Morris. 1659 01:19:57,488 --> 01:19:58,532 Fuck. 1660 01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:00,752 Hey, y'’all seen a tall white guy 1661 01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:02,145 with gray hair and glasses? 1662 01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:03,668 Nah, sorry. 1663 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:05,496 Damn.[umpire] Game time! 1664 01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:07,367 Let'’s go, guys! 1665 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,108 Where the fuck - you at, Morris? - All right, let'’s go. 1666 01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:10,501 Game time! 1667 01:20:10,675 --> 01:20:11,850 All right, bring it in, everybody! 1668 01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,069 Come on! 1669 01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:14,853 Come on, Cruise, hustle in! 1670 01:20:15,506 --> 01:20:16,899 Come on, guys! 1671 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:18,161 Uh... 1672 01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:21,077 Uh... 1673 01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,340 Has anybody seen Morris or Diego? 1674 01:20:23,514 --> 01:20:26,299 I seen Morris chopping it up with D. Squiz at the alley the other night. 1675 01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:27,910 I knew some shit was slimy. 1676 01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:29,259 Why the fuck wouldn'’t you tell me? 1677 01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:30,651 You always tell me to mind my own. 1678 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,262 Motherfucker! 1679 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:37,528 Okay, we'’ll just, um, do what we always do. 1680 01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:40,531 Uh, except I'’ll take Morris'’s spot on the lineup. 1681 01:20:40,705 --> 01:20:43,360 Aw, hell nah. Come on, Pete. We gotta wait for them. 1682 01:20:43,534 --> 01:20:45,710 - They should be here by now. - He fucked us for D. Squiz. 1683 01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:46,798 Hell no. 1684 01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:49,279 Uh, why don'’t we, uh... 1685 01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:50,846 Ced, you'’re up. 1686 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:52,586 Hostage situation! 1687 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,458 Morris sent me on a wild goose chase. 1688 01:20:55,676 --> 01:20:58,114 Sorry, everybody. My wires got crossed a little. 1689 01:20:58,288 --> 01:21:00,246 Drive it in, buddy. Way to drive it home. 1690 01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:04,990 We'’ll talk later, Morris. 1691 01:21:05,164 --> 01:21:06,426 Yeah. 1692 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,646 But right now, Jake, you'’re leading off. 1693 01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:10,082 Switching things around, everybody, 1694 01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:11,692 so we can score some runs quick 1695 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,172 and get ahead of these pricks. 1696 01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:14,913 Hey, Morris! 1697 01:21:15,087 --> 01:21:17,785 Tell the chicks they can come celebrate with us later! 1698 01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:21,267 Bitches got the first round![groans] Gross. 1699 01:21:21,441 --> 01:21:22,616 Fucking hate that team. 1700 01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:24,140 You guys have history, huh? 1701 01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:26,403 Oh, yeah, they beat us pretty bad. 1702 01:21:26,577 --> 01:21:28,971 With eight players, and they were wasted.[Pete] That'’s right. 1703 01:21:29,145 --> 01:21:33,105 Coach, you really gonna put Mike D, Stew, Cruise and Diego back to back like that? 1704 01:21:33,279 --> 01:21:35,760 Hell yeah. Gives us a chance to score five or six runs. 1705 01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,370 Without it, we score two or three. 1706 01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:40,025 You know with them at bat, we'’re gonna score zero. 1707 01:21:40,199 --> 01:21:42,114 Look, you guys asked me to coach. 1708 01:21:42,288 --> 01:21:43,811 No time to start doubting me now. 1709 01:21:43,986 --> 01:21:45,726 Come on, let'’s get out there and do this. Come on! 1710 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:47,772 [Pete] Come on! 1711 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,428 Come on. Come on. 1712 01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:55,258 Come on, Morris! 1713 01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:03,614 Safe! 1714 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:10,577 Safe! 1715 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:26,985 Move, you little shit! 1716 01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:32,643 Cruise, Cruise, look alive! 1717 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,819 Hey, not bad. Congratulations. 1718 01:22:34,993 --> 01:22:37,517 We gotta figure out how to stop these guys. 1719 01:22:37,691 --> 01:22:39,650 Or just keep up with them. 1720 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:41,434 Go, Jake! 1721 01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:54,708 Safe! 1722 01:22:57,189 --> 01:22:58,625 All right, shake it off, shake it off. 1723 01:22:58,799 --> 01:22:59,975 Come on, Morris! 1724 01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,847 Yeah, baby! That'’s it! 1725 01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:04,153 Oh, my God! 1726 01:23:04,936 --> 01:23:06,938 Give me some, baby! 1727 01:23:08,244 --> 01:23:10,681 Whoo-hoo! Come on, Kat, bring it in! 1728 01:23:10,855 --> 01:23:12,030 Whoo! 1729 01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:15,555 Come on, coach, baby! Yahoo! 1730 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,863 Whoo-hoo! 1731 01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:27,263 Out! 1732 01:23:32,050 --> 01:23:34,705 Hey, Morris, this one'’s for your wife. 1733 01:23:42,887 --> 01:23:44,062 Hold him back, hold him back! 1734 01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:45,498 Go to first, go to first! 1735 01:23:46,847 --> 01:23:48,327 Ooh! 1736 01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:49,633 That'’s an out, that'’s an out. 1737 01:23:49,807 --> 01:23:51,809 Motherfuckers! 1738 01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:55,552 Come on now, bud! 1739 01:23:56,857 --> 01:23:58,337 Come on, Chuck Morris! 1740 01:23:58,511 --> 01:23:59,556 Come on, Richie. 1741 01:23:59,730 --> 01:24:01,079 Come on, Mor! 1742 01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:03,951 Let'’s go, Morris. Come on, buddy. 1743 01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:14,353 Good eye! Good eye, good eye, baby! 1744 01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:19,010 ♪ You got to trust Your instincts ♪ 1745 01:24:20,316 --> 01:24:23,928 ♪ And let go of regret ♪ 1746 01:24:26,104 --> 01:24:30,021 ♪ And to bet On yourself now, star ♪ 1747 01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:32,850 ♪ '’Cause that'’s your best bet ♪ 1748 01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:39,204 Go, go, go, go! 1749 01:24:39,378 --> 01:24:41,467 We got a run! We got a run! 1750 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,732 ♪ This is the style we bring ♪ 1751 01:24:45,906 --> 01:24:47,691 Let'’s go, Morris! 1752 01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:50,781 Thanks for this. 1753 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,264 Daddy! 1754 01:24:58,397 --> 01:25:00,138 - Hey! - Hey! There he is. 1755 01:25:05,056 --> 01:25:07,450 Morris![Pete] Run, Morris! Jesus! 1756 01:25:07,624 --> 01:25:08,712 Run! 1757 01:25:12,455 --> 01:25:13,586 Safe! 1758 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:16,720 Whoo! 1759 01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:19,723 - Yay! - Whoo, whoo, whoo! 1760 01:25:22,552 --> 01:25:23,553 Let'’s go! 1761 01:25:24,989 --> 01:25:27,209 Go, Coach! Come on, Coach! 1762 01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:30,037 Good job! Yeah! 1763 01:25:32,997 --> 01:25:34,303 Safe. 1764 01:25:40,265 --> 01:25:41,136 Fuck! 1765 01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:46,532 What'’s your Instagram handle? 1766 01:25:46,706 --> 01:25:48,404 All right, come on, Sweet Dreams. 1767 01:25:48,578 --> 01:25:50,406 This is your last inning. Let'’s go! 1768 01:25:50,580 --> 01:25:52,930 Let'’s go, Big C! Come on, baby! 1769 01:25:54,932 --> 01:25:56,934 Come on, Ced! 1770 01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:01,721 Go, Cedric! 1771 01:26:01,895 --> 01:26:03,636 - Fuck! - Strike one! 1772 01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:04,811 Oh! 1773 01:26:04,985 --> 01:26:07,336 Two more. Let'’s go. 1774 01:26:08,641 --> 01:26:10,034 We'’re fucked. 1775 01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:11,296 Come on, Stew! 1776 01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:13,298 Come on, Stew, let'’s go! 1777 01:26:13,472 --> 01:26:15,213 Base rip, buddy, come on. 1778 01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:18,173 Let'’s go, Beef Stew! 1779 01:26:18,347 --> 01:26:20,349 Come on, buddy, let'’s get a hit, baby! 1780 01:26:20,523 --> 01:26:22,612 Come on, Stew![Mike] Come on, Stew! 1781 01:26:22,786 --> 01:26:24,875 Let'’s go, Stew. Base rip! 1782 01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:27,269 Base hit, buddy. You got this. 1783 01:26:39,759 --> 01:26:41,065 Safe! 1784 01:26:41,239 --> 01:26:43,459 Yeah, baby Stew, come on! 1785 01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:44,982 Give them that Stew shuffle! 1786 01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:47,202 Yeah! Whoo! 1787 01:26:52,468 --> 01:26:53,643 Thank you, God. 1788 01:26:53,817 --> 01:26:56,298 Come on, Diego. Swing the bat, buddy. 1789 01:26:56,472 --> 01:26:58,125 Swing the bat. Be aggressive. 1790 01:27:00,606 --> 01:27:02,521 - You have to swing, dude. - Please. 1791 01:27:08,310 --> 01:27:10,660 Strike! Good job, Richie. 1792 01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:13,097 - Good form, I guess. - It'’s all right, buddy. It'’s okay. 1793 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:16,100 At least you swung.[Morris] All right, buddy. 1794 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,363 Come on, give me your best shot! 1795 01:27:18,537 --> 01:27:19,843 Come on, Diego! 1796 01:27:23,455 --> 01:27:25,675 Strike! Batter out! 1797 01:27:30,636 --> 01:27:32,159 It'’s okay. 1798 01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:34,031 It'’s all right. At least you swung that time. 1799 01:27:35,075 --> 01:27:36,773 Who'’s up? Is it Cruise? 1800 01:27:36,947 --> 01:27:38,296 Cruise![Pete] Cruise! 1801 01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:40,255 You got it, Cruise.[Kat] Come on, Tom! 1802 01:27:40,429 --> 01:27:42,126 Come on, Cruise![Pete] Come on, Cruise. 1803 01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:43,910 - Don'’t fuck it up. - Okay. 1804 01:27:44,084 --> 01:27:47,131 - Come on, Cruise. - Let'’s go, Tom. 1805 01:27:48,611 --> 01:27:49,960 Hey, good game. 1806 01:27:50,134 --> 01:27:52,528 The hell are you doing, man? Hit the ball. Damn. 1807 01:27:52,702 --> 01:27:53,833 Come on, Cruise! 1808 01:27:54,007 --> 01:27:55,400 - Better swing! - Come on, buddy! 1809 01:27:55,574 --> 01:27:58,403 Earn your keep! Seven years! Remember that, please! 1810 01:27:58,577 --> 01:28:00,666 Come on, Cruise, come on! 1811 01:28:03,539 --> 01:28:04,888 You got it, Cruise. 1812 01:28:05,062 --> 01:28:06,585 You got it, Cruise! 1813 01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:09,153 [umpire] Strike! 1814 01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:10,633 We have no shot. 1815 01:28:10,807 --> 01:28:12,199 There'’s no way it'’s gonna happen. 1816 01:28:18,771 --> 01:28:20,556 Bring it in, outfield. 1817 01:28:32,394 --> 01:28:33,786 [spectator] Shit! 1818 01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:36,006 Safe! - Oh, shit. 1819 01:28:36,572 --> 01:28:37,616 Safe! 1820 01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:39,314 [Pete] You okay, Cruise? 1821 01:28:39,488 --> 01:28:41,272 Hey, Pete. Come on. 1822 01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:43,143 He can'’t even get up. 1823 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,015 You all right, buddy? 1824 01:28:45,189 --> 01:28:46,190 What hurts? 1825 01:28:46,364 --> 01:28:47,800 I think I broke my anal bone. 1826 01:28:47,974 --> 01:28:49,324 It'’s a tailbone. - You okay, man? 1827 01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:50,760 I broke both. 1828 01:28:50,934 --> 01:28:52,283 Don'’t be dramatic. You got this. 1829 01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,550 Shake it off, buddy! Shake it off! 1830 01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:00,247 All right, all right, all right. 1831 01:29:00,422 --> 01:29:01,640 Nice and easy. 1832 01:29:01,814 --> 01:29:03,468 Looking good, baby. - Nice and easy. 1833 01:29:03,642 --> 01:29:06,297 All right, - give this boy some ice! - You good? 1834 01:29:09,213 --> 01:29:11,171 Good job, Cruise. Good job, dude. 1835 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:13,217 Good job, buddy. Good job, buddy. 1836 01:29:13,391 --> 01:29:14,740 Proud of you. 1837 01:29:16,829 --> 01:29:18,135 Diego. 1838 01:29:18,309 --> 01:29:20,267 - I need you to pinch-run. - What? Are you serious? 1839 01:29:20,442 --> 01:29:21,443 Come on. 1840 01:29:22,531 --> 01:29:23,923 Come on, Diego. 1841 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:25,621 You got it, you got it. 1842 01:29:27,057 --> 01:29:28,319 All right. 1843 01:29:30,234 --> 01:29:32,497 Mike D, keep it on the ground, man. 1844 01:29:32,671 --> 01:29:34,107 All we need'’s a base hit. 1845 01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:36,588 Come on, Mike D! 1846 01:29:43,378 --> 01:29:45,292 Get us a rip, Mike D! 1847 01:29:45,467 --> 01:29:48,034 All right, it'’s okay. It'’s okay. 1848 01:29:48,208 --> 01:29:49,514 Good job. Good job. 1849 01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:52,691 Hi! 1850 01:29:55,302 --> 01:29:56,521 Let'’s go, Mike D! 1851 01:30:02,788 --> 01:30:05,965 Swing, batter, batter, batter, batter! Swing! 1852 01:30:16,802 --> 01:30:17,847 Strike! 1853 01:30:18,891 --> 01:30:20,458 It'’s all right, Mike D.It'’s all right. 1854 01:30:23,722 --> 01:30:25,811 Line drive, Mike D, line drive. 1855 01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:30,294 Get him, Mike D, get him! 1856 01:30:30,468 --> 01:30:31,904 Put it on the ground! 1857 01:30:37,127 --> 01:30:39,303 Go, go, go! Go! 1858 01:30:42,001 --> 01:30:43,742 Go, go, go, go! 1859 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:44,961 Run! 1860 01:30:48,486 --> 01:30:50,401 Diego, go, go, go! 1861 01:30:50,575 --> 01:30:52,534 Diego! Touch the plate! 1862 01:30:52,708 --> 01:30:54,057 - Whoo! - Touch the plate! 1863 01:30:54,231 --> 01:30:55,362 Touch the plate, Diego! 1864 01:30:55,537 --> 01:30:56,451 The plate! 1865 01:31:18,690 --> 01:31:21,301 Baby! We did it! 1866 01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:23,434 Oh, baby! 1867 01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:25,480 Daddy! 1868 01:31:25,654 --> 01:31:27,438 Come here, baby. 1869 01:31:27,612 --> 01:31:28,744 Come here. 1870 01:31:32,269 --> 01:31:34,489 Mommy said it'’s okay if we go get ice cream. 1871 01:31:34,663 --> 01:31:37,579 - She did? - Someone'’s slowly coming around. 1872 01:31:37,753 --> 01:31:39,755 Did you have anything to do with that? 1873 01:31:45,891 --> 01:31:48,198 Do you mind if I bring a friend along? 1874 01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:51,723 I'’m not allowed on my own just yet. 1875 01:31:51,897 --> 01:31:53,769 Of course your friend can come, Daddy. 1876 01:31:58,121 --> 01:32:00,819 Let'’s go get - some ice cream. - Yay! 1877 01:32:01,907 --> 01:32:05,302 Oh, boy. - Yeah, buddy! 1878 01:32:05,476 --> 01:32:07,478 We did it, baby! Whoo! 1879 01:32:07,652 --> 01:32:09,567 Not bad for a bunch of drunks. 1880 01:32:12,004 --> 01:32:14,441 - Yo, Pete. - Yeah? 1881 01:32:14,616 --> 01:32:16,922 Are you sure we can'’t keep just a little bit of the money? 1882 01:32:17,096 --> 01:32:18,663 Come on, man. That'’s how it starts. 1883 01:32:18,837 --> 01:32:20,665 No. Nobody keeps any of the money. 1884 01:32:20,839 --> 01:32:22,188 - It'’s for the house. - Pete'’s silly. 1885 01:32:22,362 --> 01:32:23,102 Yeah. 1886 01:32:23,276 --> 01:32:24,669 Hear that, kid? 1887 01:32:25,670 --> 01:32:27,454 Go empty his pockets. 1888 01:32:29,108 --> 01:32:31,589 - We won, baby. - Yeah! 1889 01:32:33,765 --> 01:32:35,245 Proud of you, Daddy. 1890 01:32:35,419 --> 01:32:37,595 Thank you, baby.[Mike] That'’s right, "Daddy!" 1891 01:32:44,254 --> 01:32:45,560 Friends forever. 1892 01:35:18,147 --> 01:35:20,540 Let'’s do this for Johnny, guys. Let'’s do it for Johnny. 1893 01:35:20,715 --> 01:35:24,762 [group] Johnny! 1894 01:35:24,936 --> 01:35:26,546 The gloves are off. 1895 01:35:26,721 --> 01:35:28,853 Don'’t make a fucking animal out of me now. 1896 01:35:29,027 --> 01:35:30,289 Okay, okay. 1897 01:35:30,463 --> 01:35:31,900 Half that. - Okay, okay. 1898 01:35:33,205 --> 01:35:34,424 Maybe. 1899 01:35:34,598 --> 01:35:36,687 Fucking sing. Sing. 1900 01:35:36,861 --> 01:35:38,558 Fully do it one year sober. Again. 1901 01:35:38,733 --> 01:35:41,039 And nobody gets a dime unless you did one year sober. 1902 01:35:41,213 --> 01:35:43,912 The cash is a real liability.[Lije] Do that again. 1903 01:35:44,086 --> 01:35:45,783 You do it again. All right, yes, sir. 1904 01:35:53,051 --> 01:35:54,531 Watch this, Lije. 1905 01:35:54,705 --> 01:35:56,707 Watch this. You'’ll shit. 1906 01:35:56,881 --> 01:35:59,144 Do we need a little AC, - or you good? - Nah, we'’re ready to go, kid. 1907 01:35:59,318 --> 01:36:00,929 Great, here we go. - Let'’s fucking go. 1908 01:36:01,103 --> 01:36:02,539 You gotta learn how to share, buddy. 1909 01:36:02,713 --> 01:36:04,149 I don'’t want to learn how to do it. 1910 01:36:06,064 --> 01:36:08,501 Sick, sick people in here, like the fucking Mayflower. 1911 01:36:08,675 --> 01:36:10,765 Putting us in here, Pete. Stacking them, huh? 1912 01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:13,855 Why don'’t you just sell my back to somebody? 1913 01:36:14,029 --> 01:36:15,857 Let somebody lay on my back. 1914 01:36:16,031 --> 01:36:18,250 Some drunk.[Pete] Nobody'’s trying to sell your back. 1915 01:36:18,424 --> 01:36:21,123 Yeah, you'’re making money, you little booze Scrooge. 1916 01:36:21,297 --> 01:36:22,907 You know what you'’re doing. 1917 01:36:23,081 --> 01:36:24,474 Did you give it one of these? 1918 01:36:24,648 --> 01:36:27,085 Huh? - No, but like this. - Oh! 1919 01:36:27,259 --> 01:36:29,174 I just caught it out the side of my eye. 1920 01:36:29,348 --> 01:36:30,785 - Like this. - I thought you went like that. 1921 01:36:30,959 --> 01:36:32,917 Surf therapy. Okay, let'’s go again. 1922 01:36:35,050 --> 01:36:36,573 - Goddamn! - Ow! 1923 01:36:36,747 --> 01:36:37,792 Fuck! 1924 01:36:40,707 --> 01:36:42,187 Oh! 1925 01:36:42,361 --> 01:36:43,536 You all right, Cruise? 1926 01:36:43,710 --> 01:36:46,191 I can'’t see![Pete] You can see. 1927 01:36:46,365 --> 01:36:48,803 Bro, that was going to my dick, dude. 1928 01:36:48,977 --> 01:36:50,892 If you punch my dick, man, I'’m gonna get your dick. 1929 01:36:51,066 --> 01:36:52,415 I wasn'’t trying to hit him in the dick. 1930 01:36:52,589 --> 01:36:54,156 Hi-yah! 1931 01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:55,679 I was defending myself! 1932 01:36:56,636 --> 01:36:57,899 Bully. 1933 01:36:59,465 --> 01:37:01,337 We have a good time. Look at this fucking guy. 1934 01:37:02,686 --> 01:37:03,774 Looks like an egg. 1935 01:37:05,515 --> 01:37:07,386 Look at this fucking guy. Brawny paper towel man. 1936 01:37:09,519 --> 01:37:12,696 What'’s up, George Clooney? Welcome to the loony bin. 1937 01:37:12,870 --> 01:37:15,655 Yo, Pete, this rehab or a retirement home? 1938 01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:17,353 Look at them grays, bro. 1939 01:37:19,050 --> 01:37:20,573 No fucking way. 1940 01:37:20,747 --> 01:37:23,925 If Charles Bronson and Jackie Chan had a love child. 1941 01:37:25,056 --> 01:37:26,666 - Can I say that? - You can. 1942 01:37:26,841 --> 01:37:27,885 You come to my place all fucked-up. 1943 01:37:28,059 --> 01:37:29,191 You know what this is, right? 1944 01:37:29,365 --> 01:37:30,496 I got a bunch of degenerates in there. 1945 01:37:30,670 --> 01:37:31,715 They'’re barely holding on. 1946 01:37:31,889 --> 01:37:33,064 Smell a little bit of lemon vodka, 1947 01:37:33,238 --> 01:37:34,457 they'’re all back in the sewer. 1948 01:37:34,631 --> 01:37:36,241 Come here shit-faced? Are you kidding me? 1949 01:37:36,415 --> 01:37:37,721 These guys smell a little bit of vodka, 1950 01:37:37,895 --> 01:37:39,027 they go down the sewer. You know that? 1951 01:37:39,201 --> 01:37:40,419 No, being sober, douche. 1952 01:37:40,593 --> 01:37:42,334 No, being sober, stupid. 1953 01:37:42,508 --> 01:37:44,989 I'’m gonna draw a big fucking schlong on my dick. 1954 01:37:48,297 --> 01:37:49,951 So gross. 1955 01:37:55,217 --> 01:37:56,218 Hello? 1956 01:37:58,350 --> 01:38:00,004 Chew. Chew. 1957 01:38:03,181 --> 01:38:04,313 Chew. 1958 01:38:04,487 --> 01:38:06,184 I'’m getting Spike Jonze. 1959 01:38:09,187 --> 01:38:11,363 Foolish. He looked foolish. 1960 01:38:12,408 --> 01:38:14,714 Third, third! - Okay, third. 1961 01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:15,933 Third, man! 1962 01:38:16,107 --> 01:38:17,587 - Fucking idiot. - Third. 1963 01:38:17,761 --> 01:38:18,980 Third base, idiot! 1964 01:38:19,763 --> 01:38:21,678 Yeah! 1965 01:38:21,852 --> 01:38:23,288 Probably something left over 1966 01:38:23,462 --> 01:38:26,465 from that fucking weirdo that was in here before you. 1967 01:38:26,639 --> 01:38:27,945 Total ant farmer. 1968 01:38:28,119 --> 01:38:29,816 Used to keep his piss in Ziploc bags. 1969 01:38:29,991 --> 01:38:30,948 Look at me while I slept. 1970 01:38:31,122 --> 01:38:32,602 Used to eat his own eyebrows. 1971 01:38:35,561 --> 01:38:38,129 That wasn'’t there before. 1972 01:38:38,303 --> 01:38:40,088 Ah! 1973 01:38:41,567 --> 01:38:42,612 Made it. 1974 01:38:45,223 --> 01:38:46,529 Turn it off. 1975 01:38:46,703 --> 01:38:48,574 - Which one is that, yours? - Probably. 1976 01:38:48,748 --> 01:38:49,836 My wife'’s dying. 1977 01:38:50,011 --> 01:38:51,447 Lije, you left me hanging earlier. 1978 01:38:51,621 --> 01:38:54,537 Fucking dap that shit up, kid.[Johnny] Yeah, yeah. 1979 01:38:55,886 --> 01:38:57,496 Right after he did a great take. 1980 01:38:57,670 --> 01:39:00,108 He was wanting a little... 1981 01:39:00,282 --> 01:39:01,196 In the future. 1982 01:39:01,370 --> 01:39:02,588 Way to go, Stew! 1983 01:39:05,243 --> 01:39:07,289 Way to go, buddy! Hell yeah! 1984 01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:11,684 Like that? 1985 01:39:11,858 --> 01:39:13,034 That was nice. 132802

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