All language subtitles for Hart To Hart S03E09 The Hartbreak Kid 1080p WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-squalor (1)_track3_[eng]

[Theme song playing]

[Narrator] This is my
boss, Jonathan hart,

a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my
name is Max. I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,
'cause when they met,

it was murder.

[Theme song continues]

[Christmas jingle playing]

[Trotting sound]

[Jonathan] Just look at her go.

[Max] Yeah, you got a real sharp lady
there, Mr. H.

[Triumphant music playing]

[Trotting sound]

[Max] She's certainly
long in the stride.

[Jonathan] It's all in the legs.

[Max] Yeah, I ain't seen
gams like that since Betty grable.

Darling, I never
thought I'd fall in love

- with another woman.
- [Jennifer chuckling]

She is beautiful, isn't she?

Davey's holding her in too.

[Clicks]

Forty-six and two.

- Monty?
- [Monty chuckling]

Forty-six and two.

[Max] This little filly's
gonna win us a bundle.

[Neighs]

[Neighing in distance]

[Max] Wow,
she'll run from now till next Christmas.

That's great.
That really is great.

I'm so happy she drew
that race on Saturday.

Oh, she's ready, Mr. Hart.

If she keeps
this time, she'll show herself real well.

You know something?

I see a derby
in that girl's future.

I can see it all now

"j.j. Hart, the
first of her gender

to win the triple crown."

Take it easy, you two. Let's see

how she does on Saturday,

then we'll plan
her third birthday.

[Ominous music playing]

[Sommerton]
That horse is trouble.

I know, Mr. Sommerton, but it's only
her first race.

I don't think
she's in a class with diamond edge.

You may think
you're an ace handicapper, cleaver,

but that horse
could not only cost us a lot of money...

But possibly our lives.

[Ominous music playing]

[Jonathan] Thanks for working her out
for me, Davey.

My pleasure, Mr. Hart.
She's a real fine filly.

I hope she draws a
good post position.

She's got the
speed to go all the way.

No doubt about that,
but she is a little green.

Green? Did you hear that?

Oh, you just wait till Saturday.

You'll show
them your real colors.

Max, Mrs. H and I
have got some Christmas shopping to do.

Will you take my car?

Sure thing, Mr. H.

Gives me a little time
to do some research.

Thanks again, Davey.
I'll see you Saturday.

So long, Mr. Hart, Mrs. Hart.

Bye.

[Jonathan] Monty.

Don't forget
what I'm hinting at!

[Horse neighs]

[Cheerful music playing]

Ben.

Riley.

- Hi, maxie.
- Hi, dear.

What's up? Hi

make sure you walk
j.J. For 40 minutes, hm?

Sure.

So how you doing, maxie?

I could complain, but I won't.

- Got any good gossip?
- [Neighing sound]

You should know only
suckers take any notice of barn talk.

I ain't talking barn
talk. I'm talking sound news.

Like how did
this here filly work out this morning?

[Riley] I don't talk about that.

There's one thing I learned.

You never get excited
about a two-year-old

till they run in company.

You say that based on your many years of
experience, huh?

Hey, you
don't have to be in your early hundreds

to know something.

[Neighing in distant]

Look, what do
you like in the third?

Tossup.

[Max] That's what I figured.

What about twinkling
dancer in the fifth?

Twinkling dancer's
got lead feet.

How can you say that?

He's been in the money
in his last five starts.

Yeah. All shows against nothing.

Never a bride,

always just a
friend of the family.

[Neighing]

I have something here for you.

Put all your money
on zippity doo dah.

He'll take it in a walk.

Zippity doo dah?

You can trust me, maxie.

I have to make a buck,

so I'll see you around.

Hey, kid, you
ought to have your stopwatch examined.

Zippity doo dah?

- [Jennifer] Darling?
- [Jonathan] Mm-hm.

Don't you think that
giving Max a blender

is sort of like giving
him socks and underwear?

Max is gonna love it.

Besides, he knows we're
going to be giving him something else.

Oh, yes.

[Sighs]

Is freeway
going to start taking his meals with us?

[Freeway whimpers]

[Jennifer] Oh,
humor him, darling.

He's been feeling very...

Threatened lately.

Threatened?

He knows we've
been to the stable.

He can smell our other friend.

You mean j.J.?

- [Freeway whimpers]
- [Jennifer] Shh!

Tsk.

You see? The mere
mention of her name.

You mean, we're gonna
have to start to spell

the horse's name
in front of the dog?

Jonathan, you can't spell j.J.

[Freeway whimpers]

Shh.

Freeway is a very sensitive dog,

and he feels that somehow

his territory
has been usurped by another animal.

- Freeway.
- [Freeway whimpers]

You don't have
to worry about that

because there's
not a chair big enough to hold a horse.

- [Jennifer chuckles]
- [Freeway barks]

Aw, you see?

Wow! All he needed
was a little reassuring.

Well, all of
us fellas are alike.

Ah!

Thanks.

Monty.

I...

Haven't seen you since,
uh, what? Hialeah.

Mr. Sommerton.

I couldn't help but
notice one of your horses

working out this morning.

Why couldn't you help it?

A fine-looking animal.

Belongs to, uh, Jonathan
hart, doesn't she?

[Monty] Mm-hm.

I'll bet she owes
her prowess to something in your touch.

You know, I've always been sorry

that I've...
never been able to have the benefits

of your skills.

Well, I'm fussy
who I bed down with.

[Sommerton] Well,
I can understand that.

A man... you know,
a man with your past

has to use a certain
amount of caution.

[Horse purring and neighing]

What do you want, Mr. Sommerton?

You know my horse, diamond edge?

- Mm-hm.
- Well, she's running

in the eight
this Saturday against, among others,

what's her name? J.J. Hart?

Mm-hm.

[Sommerton] Now, what
you don't know is that it's imperative...

That she take
this outing, monty.

We don't
think she has a problem in the world.

But it is crucial...

That we guarantee that result.

I don't think I want
to hear the rest of this.

Now, monty, there's
$10,000 worth of hearing the rest of...

- [thudding]
- I ain't never pulled a horse

from winning in my life

and I ain't about to start now.

You know you
can't get away with that kind of stuff.

- Now, just take it easy.
- You get out of here before...

[sommerton]
We don't wanna go stirring up any mess.

[Cleaver] We might have to
tell people about your alcoholic history.

You remember that
unfortunate barn burning in Kentucky?

I heard you were too
drunk to even know what went on. Huh?

[Monty breathing
heavily] That was arson.

And I was cleared.

I'm sure when you
told hart he understood

about the unfortunate mix-up.

- [Sommerton] We better kill him.
- [Monty grunting]

[Sommerton] I can't hear you.

All I want you to do
is a little something

to take hart's horse's
attention off the race.

- [Monty gasps]
- [Mumbling sounds]

[Sommerton]
A blinker, for example.

[Monty screams]

- [Thud]
- [Clink]

What was that?

Someone's in there.

[Horse trotting]

I didn't see anyone.

- What's the matter with him?
- I don't know. Get him up!

I hardly touched him.

Must have hit his head.

He's dead.

See you later.

[Door bangs shut]

Hello, Jilly? Max.

Zippity doo dah in the fifth.

That's right.

I got a hot tip
he'll take it in a walk.

No show, to win.

Put me down for 20 and...

You might as well
throw in 40 for Mr. H.

Certainly, I know he's 20-to-1.

You think I can't read?

Yeah, happy hanukkah to you too.

[Riley] Glad to
hear you put your money where my mouth is.

Who's that?

Well, it ain't the ghost
of Christmas past.

[Cheerful music playing]

There you are,
Riley. Have some. They're delicious.

[Fire crackling]

Now, tell them what you told me.

Monty's in trouble.

- What kind of trouble?
- [Riley] I don't know.

He had an argument
with a couple guys.

Do you know who they were?

[Riley] I couldn't
really see them.

Did you hear what they said?

I couldn't hear too good either.

But I heard your name

and something about j.J.

[Riley] And then...
Then they hit him.

[Sighs] Are you
sure they hit him?

Listen, one
thing I know is what that sounds like.

My old man used
to smack me plenty.

[Max] I threw
a call into the stables.

Nobody's seen monty
since this morning.

Come on, let's
go down to the stables

and I'll show you.

[Cheerful music playing]

Well...

Monty and them were right here.

And I was
in the stall next door.

And like I told ya, I
couldn't see very much

because I was looking
through the cracks.

But I heard something.

I checked with
monty's assistant.

Ben ain't heard from him.

We went over to his bungalow.

Everything's in order.

A couple
of the guys figure he's out on a toot.

That's a lie!

Monty's been off the
sauce for two years.

[Jonathan]
I think she's right, Max.

Monty promised me
he was off the stuff

when he came on with us.

And I don't think he'd slip.

He's got too much
going for him now.

Darling, maybe we
should call in the police.

Well, he's not a missing
person for 24 hours.

[Riley] What about
what I told ya?

You don't believe me, do ya?

Riley, we do believe you.

That's why we're here.

The only problem is
we don't have enough evidence

to give to the police.

Max, why don't you
and Riley check out the other stables.

Darling, we'll check
out the clubhouse

and see what we can find.

I'll pick you
up on the way back.

Sure thing, Mr. H. Come on, kid.

Mr. Hart.

Yes?

Uh, Waldo sommerton.

We haven't
met, but I feel as though we should.

This is my wife.

- [Sommerton] It's a pleasure.
- How do you do?

My associate, Mr. Cleaver.

Oh, my horse, uh,
diamond edge will be racing

against your horse.

Oh.

Well, we're
very excited about it.

This is her first time out.

Well, I generally
bet first-time starters,

but under the circumstances,

I'm sure you'll
understand if I pass.

Do you know our trainer monty?

Yes, of course.

Ah. We're looking for him.

Well, as a matter of fact,

I saw him around here
earlier this morning.

Yes, he was looking
for the girl, uh...

- [Jennifer] Riley?
- Yes.

Well, if you see him,

have him give us a
call, would you please?

Riley will be with
us. We appreciate it.

[Sommerton] Be glad to help.

See you on Saturday.

[Jennifer] Nice to meet you.

[Sommerton] Pleasure.
Have a good day.

[Ominous music playing]

The harts seem to
have taken that child under their wing.

Do you think
if we apply a little pressure to the child

the harts will
do the job for us?

First we have
some tidying up to do.

There's the little
matter of monty's unfortunate accident.

Isn't this getting to
be a bit sticky,

Mr. Sommerton? Sticky is exactly

the way we'll end up

when they scrape
us up off the pavement.

I just meant, couldn't
we wait for another race?

No, diamond edge is ready.

She can race again in two weeks.

Two weeks?

Where have you been, cleaver?

Payday is Monday.
The notes come due.

And if we don't cover
them, we'll end up

like the rest of the also-rans,

in a can of dog food.

[Ominous music continues]

[Crickets chirping]

Gin.

Gin? Yeah.

You're not bad at this.

My old man taught me good.

Now, that's $22.80 you owe me.

[Jennifer chuckling]

[Jonathan] I'm good for it.

What about your family?

Well, my mom got
killed in a car crash

when I was a kid.

So my old man raised me.

He's a track gypsy,

follows the circuit.

You know, pimlico,
los alamitos, the big a.

And a lot of dumps in between.

Where's your dad now, Riley?

He took off a couple years ago.

He wasn't great
with responsibility.

You know.

That's when you moved
in with your uncle?

Monty ain't really my uncle.

He was just a drinking
pal of my old man's.

[Max] Come on, Riley,
time to hit the hay.

Hey, mom, don't let
the apron go to your head.

It's early enough
to give Mr. H. A chance to get even.

[Max] Tomorrow's a school day.

[Riley] School?

I'm not going
to school tomorrow.

No? Well, I say you are.

[Riley] Who needs it?

I can spell zippity doo dah

and tell you who went
off at 14-to-1 today.

And if you
played him and bold villain in exacta,

you would have
netted yourself a telephone number.

Come on,
kid, before I take your calculator away.

[Jonathan] Hey,
Max, wait a minute.

I'm out $22.

Twenty-two, eighty.

Well, at least
you could give me a good night kiss

to cover my losses, huh?

Good night.

Good night. Thanks.

Good night, Riley.

Good night.

You're a real
pretty lady, Mrs. H.

Well, thank you.

So are you.

Thanks.

Mr. H., you
think monty took off?

Like my old man?

No, I don't think so, Riley.

I don't think that
monty would do something like that.

Yeah.

Well, keep the cards shuffled.

Go ahead, I'll be up
in a minute to tuck you in.

Do you wanna put
the sides up on my crib too?

Now go.

Monty should have
shown up by now.

At least we should
have heard from him.

[Jennifer] Unless
he really did go off on another binge.

[Jonathan] Nah, I don't
really think he did that.

I have a feeling somebody was putting
the pressure on monty.

[Sighs]

Darling...
do you think it's possible

that someone could
have taken monty off

for a couple of days
just to make j.J. Nervous?

[Jonathan] Yeah, it's possible,

but we're
talking about this race

like it's the Kentucky derby. It really
isn't that important.

I mean, what could
anybody get out of it?

Do you think we should pull her from
the race anyway?

[Jonathan] Oh, I don't think
that's necessary. Ben can take up the slack

until monty gets back.

[Jennifer] We
better ask him to horse-sit for a while.

Yeah, maybe we should.
I'll give him a call.

Why don't we just go down there?

[Cheerful music playing]

[Crickets chirping]

[Knocking]

Come in.

Hiya, Riley.

Hiya, maxie.

Have you got them teeth and ears

and all those
little nitty-gritty places?

Yeah.

I'd tell ya a bedtime story,

only I don't
know any fit for a kid.

So instead, let's
dope out the sheets.

Okay.

What do you
think about chocolate pop in the third?

Chocolate pop?

The only thing that
horse will give you is zits.

[Rustling]

[Crickets chirping]

Hound of the baskervilles.

[Max] Are you kidding?

Last
time out, not even Sherlock Holmes

could find him at the finish.

I'm telling you, hound
of the baskervilles.

[Freeway barking]

From the horse's mouth.

You know, you got
a real nice family there.

The harts?

They're the best.

People with families,

they don't know
how lucky they are.

Especially at Christmas.

You know, I got a grandma.

Yeah? Where is she?

I don't know exactly.

Monty's been trying
to track her down,

sending letters
all over the place.

You got no idea how
many Rileys there are.

Maybe Mr. H. Can help you.

- He's a well-connected guy.
- [Riley] Yeah?

That'd be nice.

'Cause I think
I'm gonna be all alone at Christmas.

Come on, monty will be back.

[Riley] No, he won't.

I'll bet you he shows
up tomorrow morning.

Probably
lost his key, that's all.

'Cause he's sloshed.

Look, he ain't
perfect, nobody is.

Maybe he
took a drink, maybe more than one.

But I'll bet
you tomorrow morning he shows up,

- scratching at your door...
- [Riley chuckles]

with his tail between his legs,

- begging you to forgive him.
- [Riley chuckles]

Yeah, well, maybe,
he will come home tonight.

But what if he did lose his key?

He'll sleep with the horses.

Give me a good-night kiss.

You know, you
could make somebody a terrific mom.

Good night, maxie.

Good night, kid.
Pleasant dreams.

[Door thuds]

Now, shh, freeway.

[Barks]

Shh! Be quiet.

[Mellow music playing]

"Dear, Max,

gone to see a man about a horse.

Back in an hour with ice cream."

Hm. And I didn't get
a chance to pick a flavor.

[Freeway barking]

What's with freeway?

[Barking continues]

[Max] Hey! The kid!

Gee, I don't think I
like being a mom.

[Freeway barking]

[Max] Don't worry,
freeway. We'll find her.

[Tense music playing]

That's enough.

[Door thuds]

A car's pulling up.

Let him go. Let him go.

Hello? Anybody here?

You in there, Riley?

Hello? Anybody here?

Hey!

- Let me out! Hey! Help!
- [Door banging]

[Neighs]

[Horse neighs]

Hi, uh,

I'm sorry to intrude,

but the door seems to be locked.

- [Whinnying]
- Wait a minute,

don't get excited. I... I'm sure

- we can work something out.
- [Whinnying]

[Whinnying continues]

Help!

Help!

Help!

[Horse whinnying]

Help! Help!

Get me out of here!

[Neighing]

Mr. H.

Max, get back.

I'm trying. I'm trying.

[Jennifer] Jonathan!

[Jonathan] Easy, now, easy!

Stiletto!

No, Riley, don't go in there!

[Riley] Stil...
Stiletto calm down!

Easy, boy.

There you go.

[Rustling]

Well, that's very
impressive, Riley.

Well, he's okay once
you get to know him.

He just doesn't like
strangers in his stall.

I got the message.

[Eerie music playing]

Jonathan.

[Crickets chirping]

It's monty.

Is he drunk?

[Riley] Monty.

Monty.

[Riley sobbing] Monty!

I'm sorry.

Monty.

Monty.

[Sobbing]

[Jennifer] Good morning.

How's Riley?

[Sighs] Freeway's keeping watch over her,
she's still asleep.

I didn't have the
heart to disturb her.

You know, there's
something still puzzling me.

How could you
get trapped in that stall so conveniently?

I'm telling you,
something sure smells,

and it ain't the horses.

Did you talk to lieutenant
grey this morning?

Yes, I did.

He doesn't honestly believe
it was an accident, does he?

Well, the police
admit that the bump on monty's head

was not made by a horse print.

[Max] And I'll bet you
the autopsy report

will show
that most of the booze is on the floor

and not in monty.

Yeah, somebody wanted
him to do something he didn't wanna do.

Like mess with j.J., huh?

Well, what do you know.

The handicappers
picked j.J. As the favorite

in tomorrow's race.

- [Jennifer] Really?
- Hmm.

His only competition
is diamond edge.

Take a look.

[Clanks]

Diamond's edge.

She's owned
by that man sommerton.

Didn't diamond edge have a couple
of good starts,

but is not
doing very well lately?

[Max] That's right.

But I heard that
horse is much better than she shows.

A stable boy told
me that she's ready

to run her shoes off.

Well, she's
listed here at 20-to-1.

That's pretty strange
odds for a horse that's ready to go.

[Max] Yeah, at 20-to-1,

a heavy better could
make a big bundle on diamond edge.

[Jonathan] All
you'd have to do...

Is to make sure

that the best horse
in the race, j.J...

Didn't come in first.

[Ominous music playing]

[Cleaver] Mr. Sommerton.

[Sommerton] Cleaver.

I don't think the
police bought poor monty's accident.

Look, I'm not
interested in the past.

Did you phone in the bets?

Yes, Mr. Sommerton.

But there are some... but what?

It's too late for buts.

About the kid.

I contacted a
couple of gentlemen

who will pick
up the little package.

[Man] Hey, Ben, I got
somebody on the phone.

You know where Riley is?

Why, who's asking?

Kid's grandmother
is up at the steward's office.

[Ben] No kidding?

Monty's been
looking all over for her.

[Man] Looks like they
finally found each other.

[Ben] I'll go
up and point her in the right direction.

- Thank you.
- [Man] You bet ya.

My friends would like
some front money.

You just put
your friends on hold.

I have a cleaner idea.

[Horse neighing]

[Jonathan] There we are.

That's just about...

- Perfect.
- [Jennifer chuckles]

[Max] Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry Christmas.

Let me help you with that.

Max, we've got
some news for you.

Yeah.

Riley's grandmother called.

She's coming up to get her.

That's great.

It's always nice to
have family for Christmas.

[Jennifer chuckles]

- Does the kid know?
- [Jennifer] Oh, yeah.

She's upstairs getting ready.

Her grandmother
comes from buffalo.

Hey, buffalo.

That's real cold, ain't it?

[Phone ringing]

I got it.

Hart residence.

[Constance] This
is constance Riley.

Who is this, please?

- [Max] This is Max.
- [Constance] Oh, hello.

I'm ernestine's grandmother.

Ernestine?

I'm not feeling all that well

and I was wondering,

could someone drop
ernestine off at my hotel

if it's not too much trouble?

Certainly,
Mrs. Riley. It ain't too much trouble.

[Constance] Thank you so much.

So you'll come now?

Hotel barrow, room 101.

Got ya. I'll have
her there in a jiffy.

Goodbye.

[Tense music playing]

Ah, ernestine, dear.

Would you
please pass this to your uncle Max?

Thank you.

I'm so very happy
to have found you at last.

Riley's a little
concerned about no horses in buffalo,

but I told her
it wasn't the case.

[Constance chuckles] Oh.

As a matter of fact,

we have our own
stables at the house.

- You do?
- [Constance] Oh, yes.

Horses have always
been in the Riley family.

See, what did I tell you?

Right, Howie.

[Footsteps approaching]

Right.

Okay, you make
those calls for me

and check on
the off-track betting.

I'll call you first
thing in the morning.

Right. Thanks very much.

What did he say?
He said, it's too early

to tell if there's any big money
going down on the race tomorrow.

Well, there certainly
won't be any big bets

at the track. No, that
would blow the odds

and it would blow
sommerton's cover.

I just had
a very interesting call.

What?

The gate buzzer just rang.

It's Riley's grandmother. She's on her
way up here.

[Ominous music playing]

Mr. Hart, Mrs. Hart,

I'm constance Riley.

[Jennifer]
I don't quite understand.

Understand?
I'm here to pick up Riley.

But you're not supposed to be feeling
well.

Oh. [Chuckles]
Who told you that?

What's the name of that hotel?

Well... I ought
to be shoving off.

[Phone ringing]

Who could that be?

Ernestine, hand me
the phone, please.

Hello?

Oh, yes.

Just a moment.

It's for you, Max.

For me?

Yeah?

Max, I think grandma's a phony.

Better get out
of there right away

and take Riley with you.

We're on our way.

Sure, Mr. H.

A bottle of soy sauce
and a dozen eggs.

Thank you.

They got their hearts set on eggs fu
Yung tonight.

Well, I guess
I'd better be going.

Oh, wait a
minute, I just remembered something.

I forgot to give you
your Christmas present.

Well, it ain't Christmas yet.

I like to get a jump on things.

Walk me down to the
car and I'll give it to you.

[Sommerton] Don't rush off, Max.

You can give us all a lift.

[Ominous music playing]

Jonathan.

Darling, listen to this.

"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hart,

thank you for
being so kind to Riley,

we will try to be the same,

but that will be
entirely up to you.

Love, granny.

P.s. Max says
you should send out

for Chinese."

[Music rising to crescendo]

[Jonathan] Like
I told you, lieutenant,

the phone call was very brief.

They said we either
pull back our horse,

or we'll never see Max
and the little girl again.

Why don't you just
scratch the horse?

[Jennifer] We can't.

If we do that,
the odds will go down

on sommerton's horse.

What makes you so
sure it's sommerton's?

[Jonathan] Because
she's going off

at 20-to-1.

I talked to a friend
of mine in Vegas.

He checked with
a few people he knows and he told me that

there's a lot of heavy
money going down on diamond edge.

Look, Jonathan,
what do you want?

I mean, I can't go on
your speculations.

Now, what I need is facts.

Which is exactly why
I'm not on his doorstep.

[Lieutenant] Have you spoken to the racing
association?

[Jonathan]
Yes, I've talked to the racing association

I've talked to
the racing officials.

They've been
keeping quite an eye on sommerton.

They need evidence
just as you do.

Well, why don't they
scratch the whole race?

We've thought of that.

If we did that,

that
would be the end of Max and Riley.

Look, lieutenant,

we gotta play for time.

Now, win, place or show,

we've got to get to them

by
the end of the eighth race tomorrow,

or that'll be it.

[Ominous music playing]

Hey, you ain't eating your dogs.

I'm not hungry.

So, I don't have
a grandma after all.

Ah, who needs
a grandma? [Groans]

Besides, you don't
wanna go to buffalo.

It's cold there.

Did you really get me
something for Christmas?

Sure, I did.

Well, what is it?

You'll find out Christmas.

Do you think we're
really gonna make it

to Christmas, maxie?

Do you think
they're gonna let us go?

Yeah, sure they will.

We can really blow
the whistle on them.

Yeah.

They ain't gonna let us go.

Come on, kid.

We gotta
think of a way of breaking the odds.

[Announcer] The
horses are in the paddock area now

for the eighth race
at six-and-one-half furlongs.

Oh, there you are, Mr. Hart.

I've been looking all
over for you.

You find anything?

Not yet, but we will.

Between my security
people and the police,

Mr. Sommerton won't be making any
swift moves.

Try not to
worry. We'll find them.

You don't
mind an extra pair of eyes, do you?

Sure, as long as they're yours.

I'll meet you up
in the box, all right?

[Ominous music playing]

[Indistinct chatter]

I don't know whether
or not you caught it, Mr. Sommerton,

but
the place is crawling with plainclothes.

Are you sure?

Mm-hm.

Too many
touts with black shoes and white socks.

Well, maybe it's time
to tidy up the loose ends.

Make sure you're not followed.

[Announcer] Riders up.

Good luck, Davey.
Thank you, ma'am.

You go get 'em,
girl, you're the best.

[Announcer]
The horses are coming on the track.

And number four, magnetic charm,

who is
owned by Mr. and Mrs. Mort Heller.

The jockey wearing
yellow and red silks.

And number six is j.J. Hart,

who is owned by Mr. and
Mrs. Jonathan hart.

The jockey is wearing
red and black silks

with two white
hearts on the front.

Number seven is old martino.

Number eight, amazin'.

Number nine, spiffy.

Number ten is ginger candy.

And number 11 is diamond's edge,

owned by Mr. W. Sommerton.

The jockey is wearing
green and white silks

with white shamrocks.

[Trumpet playing]

[Indistinct chatter]

[Ticket machine dings]

[Indistinct chatter]

Excuse me, sir.

Do you know
which is the way to the ladies' room?

Uh... let's see, um,

I think it's that way.

No, it's back just
around the corner.

[Woman]
Oh, thank you very much. Good luck.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Exhales]

[Tense music playing]

I'm sorry you didn't
enjoy your last meal.

Wait a minute, you
can't do this.

She's just a kid.

Yeah.

And what's your excuse?

When the horses go off,

so do you.

[Announcer] The
horses are at the gate.

[Gun cocks]

The flag is up.

- [Bell rings]
- [Jonathan] Fire.

[Announcer] And there they go!

[Johnathan] Fire.

[Indistinctive announcement]

That ought to keep
you locked up for a while.

You all right? Your
timing was awfully close.

Come on, we got a race to catch.

[Cheering in distant]

[Announcer] Third on the outside

by a length.

Magnetic charm is fourth.

Then faithful
lady and old martino.

Around the turn, it's,
uh, diamond edge,

in green and white silks,

taking the lead by a head.

Jake's blue devil is
second by a neck.

Faithful lady,
third, now moving up on the outside.

Come on, j.J.!

[Announcer] Magnetic
charm is fourth.

Ask Alice is fifth.

And j.J. Hart is
closing much ground

in the middle of the track.

Diamond's
edge is still in front,

but here comes j.J. Hart

in the red and black silks.

Turning for home,
it's diamond edge

taking the lead
and drawing out by a length and a half.

Sherry's song
is second by three quarters of a length.

Magnetic charm, third.

Diamond edge on the rail

and j.J. Hart closing strongly.

Diamond edge is still in front.

But here comes j.J. Hart

in the red and black
silks on the outside.

Now it's diamond
edge on the rail

and j.J. Hart closing strongly

in the middle of the track.

Diamond edge and j.J. Hart.

Diamond's edge
and j.J. Hart. They're head and head.

And j.J. Hart is the
winner by a nose!

- [People cheering]
- Diamond edge, second,

with ask Alice finishing third.

- [Man] Come on, come on.
- [Man]Yeah.

[Jennifer laughing]

[Indistinct chatter]

[Thud]

Sorry to put our heart
before your horse.

Hey, we won.

[Amiable music playing]

[Crickets chirping]

Gin.

[Jennifer] How
you doing, darling?

She's killing me.

That's an even 40 bucks.

[Stomping]

Well, don't you look wonderful,

constance. Thank you.

Hi, grandma. Hi, darling.

And thank you for
the most wonderful Christmas present

- I've ever had.
- [Max] You ready?

You look gorgeous.
Well, thank you, maxie.

[Riley] You're going
out again tonight?

Well, I gotta show
constance here

the Christmas ornaments
on the palm trees.

You said that last night.

Hey, kid, give me a break.

[Riley] Well, don't just come waltzing
in at all hours.

Let's get my grandmother
home early tonight.

Don't forget, we got the early flight in
the morning.

I'll watch him.

Good night.

Merry Christmas to you all,

and to all a good night.

Hm. Oh.

Have a nice time.

What's the matter, Riley?

[Freeway barks]

Hiya, freeway.

I was just thinking,

it's gonna be tough
raising a grandmother.

[Chuckles]

Will you deal?

[Theme music playing]