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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪
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♪ Ready to race to you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪
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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪
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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
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♪ These days are ours ♪
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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ These happy days ♪
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♪ Are yours and mine ♪
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♪ These happy days are yours ♪
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♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪
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Eddie Brown hands off
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to the league's leading
rusher, Rick Cosara.
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Cosara crashes through
to the 35 yard line,
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a gain of seven
yards on the play.
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Now the Cardinals
use up their last time out
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with just seconds left in
this crucial deciding game
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of the season.
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The Bears with
the ball on their own
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35 yard line, Eddie
Brown in at quarterback.
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Eddie back into the
pocket, looking down field,
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passing to Harlan Hill,
but the pass is picked off
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by Leonard Roe, Roe
looking for daylight.
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He's at the 45, the 50...
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before he's brought
down to the 52 yard line.
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Why don't the Bears play
their other quarterback?
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Come off it, Richie,
that guy's washed up.
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He's old, he's 30.
He's got no future.
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No, you're wrong,
George Blanda has
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two or three good
years left in him.
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Okay, McCann in a crucial play.
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Looking downfield, he's got to
make long yardage in this play.
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The receivers are covered,
he's going to keep it.
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He's heading for the
sidelines, he may not make it.
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There's only six
seconds left in the game.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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That means if the
Bears win next week,
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they play for the title, huh?
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I'd give anything to
get tickets to that game.
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Yeah, well, forget about it.
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Those tickets go faster than
dates with the Macker sisters.
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Hey, I got a date with the
Macker sisters next Friday.
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Oh. Both of them?
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Yeah, they're my warm
up for the Lombardi Triplets.
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Hey, Fonz.
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Hey, watch out for my hair.
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All right.
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Go deep, Richie. Hey!
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Whoa. Ah!
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Howard, I've been
sitting out in that car
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Mom! For ten minutes.
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How can they start the meeting
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unless the chairman is there?
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Marion, the Bears beat the
Cardinals by seven points.
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That means if they
beat Detroit next week,
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they play the Giants in New
York for the championship,
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first time in eight years.
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I'm not interested
in this at all, Howard.
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Now, if you're not coming,
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I'll just take a cab
to the meeting.
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I mean, it's your
lodge, not mine.
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I did not want to be chairman
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of the Milwaukee
Mardi Gras Ball.
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Have to dress up in a
costume and look like a fool.
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Oh, you wore the
fool's costume last year.
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You looked so
cute in little bells
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and little pointy toes.
That's enough, Marion.
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Now, boys, do not play
football in the house.
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Mom, what about our ball?
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Didn't think I could
hike it, did you?
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Hey, Dad, what do you think?
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You think we could get
tickets to that Bears game?
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Oh, Richie, that's impossible.
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Too bad, too.
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You know, the last time I
went to see a Bear game,
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it was the most exciting
game I ever saw. Yeah.
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Hey, when was that, Mr. C?
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Thirty-nine.
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Wow, they played
football back then?
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Yes, Potsie, they
played back then,
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only they wore animal
skins and played in bare feet.
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"Did they play back then?"
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In those days, football
was a man's game.
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The guys had guts, they
weren't afraid of anything.
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Howard!
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I'm coming dear.
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I'd really like to go to that
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Bears-Lions game;
I really would.
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Will you stop dreaming, Rich?
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You know how I hate
to be disappointed.
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There's no way we
can get tickets, right?
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Wrong.
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You know how we can get tickets?
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Hey, I just implied
that, didn't I?
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No one ever gets
my drift anymore.
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Oh, yeah, I got it all right.
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The Fonz comes through again!
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All right, I'll take one
on the 50 yard line
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about halfway up, Fonz.
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Could you make that a
pair near a bathroom?
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You know, the cold
weather and everything.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, well this is really
great, Fonz, thanks a lot.
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That's all right, but you got
to do me one little favor first.
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Favor? Yeah, of which
you owe me many.
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Now I promised my nephew, Spike,
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I'd take him to
the game all year.
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I haven't done it yet 'cause it
is an outdoor, spectator sport.
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So?
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So I might chap my lips,
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which would ruin my
indoor participation sport.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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So you want us to
take Spike to the game?
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Exact-a-mundo.
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That'd be all right,
don't you think?
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Yeah, he's cool. Yeah.
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Okay, Fonz, just
one little detail.
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What's that?
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Where do we get these tickets?
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From Arnold. Arnold?
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Hamburger Arnold with the hat?
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What would Arnold
know about football?
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Nothing, but he knows
a lot about money.
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He's got ticket connections
all the way in Chicago.
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I kind of hate to bring this up,
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but I mean, we
could've talked to Arnold.
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Yeah, but you wouldn't
have, 'cause you didn't know.
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Now I tell you guys to keep your
eyes and ears open all the time, right?
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Yeah. All right, let's
go talk to Arnold.
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And you owe me a favor.
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Oh, good, I get to ride
on a train to Chicago.
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Hey, Fonz, when
we're in Chicago,
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have you got any hot
numbers for us to call?
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Oh, yeah, listen,
you got to call Maria.
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RICHIE, RALPH &
POTSIE: Oh, Maria?
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Tell us, Fonz, why
should we call her?
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Because no one has
called her in a long time.
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♪ He's a joker ♪
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♪ He's a bird ♪
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♪ A very funny joker... ♪
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All right, Spike, get in here.
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Hey, Fonz. Hi, Fonzie.
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Hey, Fonz.
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Hey, Spike, this motley crew
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is going to take you
to the football game.
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Yeah, we'll take
care of you, kid.
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Yeah, you'll have
a real good time.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Can't touch him.
Never touch him.
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Okay, okay, I got it.
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By the way, Fonz,
where's Arnold?
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Oh, yeah, Arnold's going
to be in here in a sec.
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Listen, I got this girl
warming up my couch, huh?
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So I got to split.
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Behave yourself.
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Okay, Uncle Fonzie. All right.
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Uncle Fonzie.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Later, yeah, you get yourself
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some new numbers off
the wall up there, all right?
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Later.
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I have this one
and I have this one.
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Here's a new one.
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Hey, that is a new one.
That is a new one, yeah.
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Gotta get that.
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Angie.
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Hey, boys.
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Hey, there's Arnold!
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Where are the tickets?
You got the tickets?
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Shh!
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What are you doing?
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All right!
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Fantastic!
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Look at this, guys,
ten dollar seats!
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Look at that location!
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Where'd you get these tickets?
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See, every year
before the big game,
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Yeah? I go to Chicago.
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Yeah. And as I was walking
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in front of the Bulgarian
dental floss factory,
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a guy in the doorway
say, "Psst, come here."
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I say, "Psst, what for?"
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He offer to sell the tickets.
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I offer to buy the tickets.
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A couple of "pssts,"
a few dollar later,
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I got tickets to the big game.
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Oh, man, that's great.
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I never thought we'd
get tickets this good.
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Oh, you're doing me a favor.
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See, every year I get
them for my butcher,
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he put less fat
in the hamburger.
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Oh, he can't go this year, huh?
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No, no, his daughter
getting married.
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Rump Roast Emma.
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Oh, come on, come
on, you guy, uh, $80.
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$80? Arnold, that's $20 a piece.
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These are ten dollar tickets.
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Oh, you tell me where
you going to get them
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for ten dollar, Potsie?
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Mr. Psst in the
doorway, charge me 20.
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I just trying to break even.
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Come on, Arnold, 80
bucks is a lot of money.
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Not too much,
the butcher pay it.
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Yeah, but we can't, we
can't afford that kind of loot.
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You break my
chopsticks for tickets
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and you ain't got money to pay?
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Oh, no, no, no, you
see, what Potsie means is
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that we don't have the
money in hand. Yeah.
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You ain't got the
tickets in hand, either.
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Hey, Arnold.
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Here's my money.
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Eh, see okay,
here's your ticket.
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That's a good boy. Hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Never touch him, Arnold.
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Don't touch... yeah.
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We'll see you later, Spike.
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Bye, Spike.
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Later.
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Okay, come on now.
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It's up to you
three big spenders.
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Okay, we can get the money,
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but you got to give
us till next week.
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Yeah, as a favor, come on.
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To your friends, come on, guys.
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
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♪ For he's a jolly
good fellow... ♪
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Oh, come on, you guys
ain't going to butter me down.
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Okay, I tell you... I
give you till Monday.
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And, uh, if I get
stuck with the tickets,
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I gonna lock you
out of Arnold's for life.
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Maybe even a couple day longer.
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What, is that a punishment?
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Where are we going to
come up with twenty bucks?
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We'll ask our fathers.
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Mine won't give me a dime.
252
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,905
Mine won't either.
253
00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,441
Well, I'll talk to my dad.
254
00:09:19,509 --> 00:09:21,321
You know, sometimes I
can hustle him pretty good.
255
00:09:21,345 --> 00:09:22,276
Oh, yeah? RICHIE: Yeah.
256
00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:23,356
Let's go watch him, Pots.
257
00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,312
Maybe we can learn the method.
258
00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:25,391
I'm tired of my method.
259
00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:26,681
What method's that?
260
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:29,310
I tell my parents that
you're staying overnight.
261
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,007
I do not want to
wear this costume
262
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,141
to the ball, Marion.
263
00:09:37,194 --> 00:09:39,394
Well, if I'm going as Cleopatra,
264
00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:41,128
you have to go as Caesar.
265
00:09:41,198 --> 00:09:42,342
Hi.
266
00:09:42,366 --> 00:09:44,432
Hey, great costume.
267
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,061
Are you going as
the Statue of Liberty?
268
00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:49,937
I'm Julius Caesar.
269
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,172
What do you think of it?
270
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,673
No wonder they stabbed him.
271
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,764
She's getting such a
fresh mouth, Marion.
272
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,911
She's starting to sound
just like your mother.
273
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,002
Yeah, and you're
starting to dress like her.
274
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,839
Joanie!
275
00:10:07,891 --> 00:10:09,924
I know, I know, upstairs.
276
00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:12,927
It's the price I pay
for a spontaneous wit.
277
00:10:19,002 --> 00:10:22,404
I don't think your
father was expecting us.
278
00:10:22,472 --> 00:10:23,871
Come on, don't be dumb.
279
00:10:23,940 --> 00:10:25,706
It's his Mardi Gras costume. Oh.
280
00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,820
Now you watch me go
to work and get the cash.
281
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:28,943
Okay.
282
00:10:29,012 --> 00:10:30,912
Uh,
283
00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:34,332
Mr. C, what are you going
as, the Statue of Liberty?
284
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,702
Yes.
285
00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:40,588
You look like a Roman.
286
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,658
I feel more like an unmade bed.
287
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,260
Hey, that's funny,
Dad; that's really funny.
288
00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:47,895
Hey, he's got a wit, doesn't he?
289
00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:50,176
Oh, really, witty, yeah. I
think you're a witty guy.
290
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,516
Have an apple, Dad.
291
00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:55,636
Oh, look, my son
gave me an apple.
292
00:10:55,705 --> 00:10:57,321
What do you want, my son?
293
00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:01,754
Well, you know
what happened, Dad?
294
00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:02,944
We got tickets to the game.
295
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,196
Money, he wants money.
296
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,476
He's sharp. As a tack.
297
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,311
He's quick, very quick.
298
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,402
Tell me, what kind
of tickets did you get?
299
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,669
Oh, we got great seats.
300
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,271
The best, ten dollars.
301
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,773
Ten dollar tickets, huh? Yeah.
302
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,609
Well, all right, what the heck.
303
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,379
It isn't often you get
to see a big game.
304
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,780
I'll tell you what I'll do.
305
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,115
I'll loan you the ten dollars,
306
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,534
and you can work it off
in the store on Saturdays.
307
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,003
Uh, Dad, you see,
the only thing is,
308
00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:30,805
that actually, I need 20.
309
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,623
20, what for?
310
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,170
Well, that's how
much the tickets cost.
311
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,204
You said ten.
312
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,794
Yeah, but you can't
get them for that.
313
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,613
$20 for football tickets?
That's the going rate.
314
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,844
Well, look, I don't
care if the scalpers
315
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,113
can get some suckers to
lay out that kind of money,
316
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,614
they're not going
to get it from me.
317
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,973
$20 for a football g...
Will you stop shaking?
318
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,843
It'd just be a loan,
I'll pay you back.
319
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,645
I promise. Not a dime.
320
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,249
Not a single dime,
do you hear me?
321
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,563
I got it. I got it.
322
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,787
Do you hear me, world? I got it!
323
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,391
Guys, the old Malph
brain has done it again.
324
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,125
We are going to the game.
325
00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:11,245
Where's the old Malph
brain going to get the money?
326
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,594
Baby-sitting.
327
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,981
Baby-sitting?
328
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,868
Now, listen, of course, if
we baby-sit for just one kid,
329
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,470
like Joanie does, it'll
take us ten years, right?
330
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,473
But if we baby-sit for
15 kids at the same time,
331
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,674
we're in like Flynn!
332
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,338
Fifteen? RALPH: Right.
333
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:27,428
Volume baby-sitting.
334
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,909
What, the night
of the Mardi Gras?
335
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,744
Right. We can let
them stay overnight.
336
00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:33,968
It'll be just like camp.
337
00:12:34,037 --> 00:12:35,136
The kids will love it.
338
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:36,349
Yeah, it might work.
339
00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,383
Of course it will work.
340
00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:39,107
Where are we
going to get the kids?
341
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,376
It's not easy to plan with him.
342
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:44,212
I can get the list of all
the members... that's easy.
343
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,225
I'm telling you,
guys, this is the plan.
344
00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:48,383
Hey, remember when I
was a counselor at camp?
345
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:50,584
I still have my
shorts and whistle.
346
00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:52,853
Good old Camp Yukamuck.
347
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:54,233
Volume baby-sitting.
348
00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,701
I think that's going to work.
349
00:12:55,725 --> 00:12:57,453
Boy, Ralph, and
people say you're dumb.
350
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,709
Yeah.
351
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,012
People say I'm dumb?
352
00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:02,508
I mean, we're practically
353
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,376
on the 50 yard line right now.
354
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,945
Yeah, we can entertain the kids.
355
00:13:05,969 --> 00:13:07,249
I'll even sing.
356
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:08,502
I'll do my magic tricks.
357
00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:09,971
You can tell your jokes, Ralph.
358
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,080
Who said I'm dumb?
Who? Who? My father?
359
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,808
I was born in a frying pan.
360
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:34,011
Just to see how old I am.
361
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,880
One, two, three...
362
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,860
Simon says put your
hands over your ears.
363
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,151
Put your hands like this.
364
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,987
I never said Simon Says!
I win, I win! I'm the best!
365
00:13:45,141 --> 00:13:48,109
Okay, Myron, you're going to
be in, uh, Uncle Ralphie's group.
366
00:13:48,178 --> 00:13:49,343
You got to watch him.
367
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,896
He has a tendency
to put gum in his hair.
368
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,043
Why do you give
me all the crazies?
369
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,900
Because you're the
only counselor who goes,
370
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,503
"I win, I win, I win."
371
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,905
Now, Myron, we've just
got one rule here, see?
372
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,991
When you want to
go to the bathroom,
373
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,159
you raise your hand.
374
00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:06,326
Oh, come on, now.
375
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:07,606
Hey, quit it, will you?
376
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,542
Uh, there's more to
baby-sitting than that, Richie.
377
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,933
Oh, you're just jealous
because we got all your business.
378
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,134
I mean, we might do
this every week, huh?
379
00:14:14,203 --> 00:14:16,387
What?! A lot of these
kids are my customers.
380
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,117
Hey, that's tough,
Joanie. This is business.
381
00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,541
Now remember what
Harry Truman said:
382
00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:22,409
"If you can't stand the heat,
you get out of the kitchen."
383
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,029
Well, just remember what he
said to General MacArthur, too.
384
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,375
What?
385
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,565
"Sit on it, Douglas."
386
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,189
Is that where we
got that phrase?
387
00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:38,104
Hey, we got more
business, more money.
388
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:40,728
Hey, come on, I'm
playing with this, come on.
389
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,208
Hi, Richie. Oh. Hi, Shirley.
390
00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:45,099
We brought you a little friend
for your Camp Cunningham.
391
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:47,012
He's very anxious
to be here. Okay.
392
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,970
Get him, Laverne!
393
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:52,051
You bite me one more time,
394
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:53,619
and you're going to get it!
395
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,776
You remember Laverne.
396
00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,410
Oh, sure. How are you doing?
397
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,611
Lousy. Oh.
398
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,857
Listen, can you...
399
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:01,377
you take care of
this kid for us tonight?
400
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,079
Oh, yeah. We got a slogan here:
401
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,047
"We never met a
tyke we didn't like."
402
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,515
I'm getting out of here.
403
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,350
No, no, it's not
that bad, Booker.
404
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,285
Yeah. Uh, Booker Brown,
meet Richie Cunningham.
405
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,743
He will be safe here, won't he?
406
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,613
I promised his mother
we'd sit for him tonight.
407
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,209
She promises on the same night
408
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,311
I set up a double
date for dinner
409
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,712
with two big spenders.
410
00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,198
We can order hors d'oeuvres.
411
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,488
Yeah, sure, he'll be safe.
412
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,190
How'd you hurt your arm, huh?
413
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,304
Trying to break up a fight.
414
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,178
Oh, some kids on the block.
415
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,582
No, Shirley and Laverne.
416
00:15:34,651 --> 00:15:37,284
Well, uh, why don't you
go over there with the gang?
417
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,453
What time are you
going to pick him up?
418
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,800
How about October? Laverne!
419
00:15:40,824 --> 00:15:42,589
September?
420
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,058
No sense of responsibility.
421
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,260
She wanted to
leave him in a locker
422
00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:48,362
in the bus terminal
for the night.
423
00:15:48,431 --> 00:15:49,797
I was kidding.
424
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,116
Hmm. We'll pick
him up about 12:00.
425
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,397
Okay. Now, I-I got to charge
you three bucks, though.
426
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,698
The locker's only a quarter.
427
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:56,821
Laverne!
428
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,067
It was a joke.
429
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,390
I don't like your jokes.
430
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,936
Yes, you do. I don't.
431
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,960
You always laugh
when I go like that.
432
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:05,188
Or like that.
433
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,846
Okay, Booker, welcome
to Camp Cunningham.
434
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:12,970
Is there a back door?
435
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,238
Yeah, sure.
436
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,451
See ya.
437
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,441
Hey, wait a minute.
Where are you going?
438
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,853
Hey, it's Saturday night.
439
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,444
So long, chump.
440
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,146
Chump?
441
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,693
This the way you watch your kid?
442
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,850
Oh, well, it won't happen again.
443
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,219
Want to bet?
444
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,566
Get him, Shirl. Pick him up.
445
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,623
Uh, what are you doing?
446
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,470
We're taking his shoes.
447
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,972
You're taking my shoes again?
448
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,362
That's right.
449
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,164
Now, you will get these back
when we come to pick you up.
450
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,377
Bring 'em back shined.
451
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,812
He's only a child. Right.
452
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,403
What are we going to do
with those shoes all night?
453
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,490
They're small. Let's hang
'em from the rearview mirror.
454
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:52,026
I'm not laughing at
your jokes anymore.
455
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,639
Booker, you be a good boy.
456
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:56,142
You could grow up to
be president some day.
457
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,976
What, are you lying to the kid?
458
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,201
He's not going to
grow up to be president.
459
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,680
He can be president.
460
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:04,539
He's got a broken arm, no
shoes, and a lot of other problems.
461
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,918
He could be president, Laverne!
462
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,553
He's not going to
be president, Shirley.
463
00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:09,338
Come on, Rich, the
kids are getting restless.
464
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,762
Yeah, right. Okay, everybody,
let's get in a circle, okay?
465
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,075
All right. Come on.
466
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,343
Everybody get in a circle.
467
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,601
And let's do the hokey-pokey!
468
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,036
Yeah, that's cute.
469
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,804
Put the squirt gun away.
470
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,340
All right, kids.
471
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,858
Here we go.
472
00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:28,062
♪ You put your left foot in,
you put your left foot out ♪
473
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:31,299
♪ You put your left foot in
and you shake it all about... ♪
474
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,417
Boy, this stinks!
Get him, Myron!
475
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,669
Hey, easy...
476
00:17:34,737 --> 00:17:37,137
Hey, hey, what are
you... what are you doing?
477
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:38,573
What's going on here?
478
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,007
What's going on?
479
00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:43,010
Aah, no, aah, no!
480
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,290
Put the pillow away!
481
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,166
Nine, ten, 11, 12.
482
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,321
Of course you're
special to me, huh?
483
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,678
So I forgot your name.
484
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,958
You're here, aren't you?
485
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,794
Will somebody get that
kid out of that vase?!
486
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,096
I can't! He's stuck!
487
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,964
Hey, excuse me
for a minute, okay?
488
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,921
Don't go away.
489
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,958
Cunningham?
490
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,393
Cunningham?!
491
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,738
Uh, yeah. Fonz?
492
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,162
Get your tail up here.
493
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,209
Yeah, just a minute. Ow!
494
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,365
Oh, all this noise.
495
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,367
I can't stand suburban living.
496
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,048
Yeah, Fonz, what do you want?
497
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,789
Oh, yeah, uh, Richard
Cunningham, I want you to meet,
498
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,109
uh... Uh, somebody very special.
499
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,855
This is Richie Cunningham,
good friend of mine.
500
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,141
Oh, okay.
501
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:38,166
Yeah. It's very, very
nice meeting you, yeah.
502
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,729
What is this on your back here?
503
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,953
Oh.
504
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,334
All right, all right, look, uh,
what are you doing down there?
505
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,519
You having a party or something?
506
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,686
A party? Well, no...
507
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,888
I don't understand how they...
508
00:18:48,912 --> 00:18:50,756
Rich, will you come
down and help me?
509
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,691
Hector, if you don't
stop blowing this whistle,
510
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,459
I'm sticking you
back in the dryer.
511
00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:56,294
And this time,
I'm turning it on.
512
00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:57,563
Come on!
513
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,694
These kids are
totally out of control!
514
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:09,291
I mean, will you look at
what they did to this hat?
515
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,881
Oh, man, dig it, dig it.
516
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,299
Kids are like dogs, you know?
517
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,435
They know when they're
being handled by, uh, nerds.
518
00:19:17,506 --> 00:19:20,074
Well, do you think you
can help us with this?
519
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:22,076
Hey, can't you
see that I am busy
520
00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:24,978
with, uh... what is her name?
521
00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:28,181
And besides, I mean, down
there, they're just little kids, huh?
522
00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:31,113
Whoa! Whoa!
523
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,715
You didn't tell me
they were armed.
524
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:33,904
I'm really sorry, sweetheart.
525
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,040
Just sit down, I'll be
right back. Come on.
526
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,741
What is her name?
527
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,195
Strawberry shortcake,
icing on the top...
528
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,364
What are you doing?
529
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,710
We're having a fun time.
530
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:46,010
Yeah, well, knock it off!
531
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,594
Aw... come on, you
made me lose my timing.
532
00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:58,890
All right, now, let's
everybody in there.
533
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:00,154
Let's get this over with, huh?
534
00:20:00,215 --> 00:20:02,775
So I can get back
to... What is her name?
535
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,270
Come on, settle down!
536
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,173
All right, everybody,
let's hold it and plant it!
537
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,059
Hold on, Cowboy, hold
on, Cowboy. Hold on!
538
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,305
Hold on, Cowboy!
539
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:15,889
Hey, uh, National Velvet?
540
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,327
You want to gallop
on back to the corral?
541
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,736
Oh, sorry, Fonz... I was
just trying to amuse the kid.
542
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,937
Come on, Hector.
543
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,784
All right, now, listen up.
544
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,486
I'm going to say this one time,
545
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:28,875
one time only.
546
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,290
This is not an amusement park.
547
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,681
This is somebody's house.
548
00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,927
And as a paying tenant thereof,
549
00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:38,047
I don't want to hear any noise.
550
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,748
All right? Can you dig it?
551
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,605
Hello, seven!
552
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,177
Booker Brown.
553
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,411
You know this kid?
554
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,857
Everybody that's cool
knows Booker Brown.
555
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:49,975
What are you doing here?
556
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,431
I was kidnapped.
557
00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,562
Will you give the
kids back their shoes?
558
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,118
I won 'em fair!
559
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,304
Give me those dice.
560
00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:01,742
Give 'em back their shoes.
561
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:04,011
You win some, you lose some.
562
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,746
All right, is there going to
be any more trouble here?
563
00:21:10,987 --> 00:21:12,619
Who is this kid?
564
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,088
Myron.
565
00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:16,123
Myron.
566
00:21:18,928 --> 00:21:20,161
It figures. Myron.
567
00:21:20,229 --> 00:21:21,529
Sit, Myron.
568
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,848
All right, now, I am
bigger than you are,
569
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,301
you are smaller than I am,
so what I say goes, dig it?
570
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,707
That's it.
571
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,336
Please, Fonz, come
on, we need your help.
572
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,904
What happened?
Are you kidding me?
573
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,473
Those kids are
dangerous in there.
574
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,575
Booker Brown's the only
one who understands cool.
575
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,847
Can't you make them understand?
576
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,299
No. Look, the only thing
577
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,200
that works about
the Fonz's mystique
578
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:47,037
is the ever-present
fear that I might punch.
579
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,039
Yeah, I've always felt that.
580
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,208
Now, Myron understands
something you don't.
581
00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,977
The Fonz don't hit kids.
582
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,522
Where are you going?
583
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,880
To find somebody
who does! Aaayyh!
584
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,654
Now, the thing is
that you all know
585
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,255
that we can't hit you, right?
586
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,673
'Cause it's against the law.
587
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,542
But I want you to meet somebody.
588
00:22:08,611 --> 00:22:10,010
Don't go away, Myron. Aaayyh.
589
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:14,898
Spike.
590
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,247
It's about...
591
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,116
It's about time. It's
freezing out there.
592
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,851
Button your lip,
button your lip.
593
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,308
All right, listen, uh, this
is my, uh, nephew Spike.
594
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:26,644
Spike, this is Myron.
595
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,094
Myron. Figures.
596
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,491
Yeah, that's what I said.
597
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,793
All right, listen, listen up.
598
00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,384
If Spike hits you, see,
599
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,996
then it's just one little kid
600
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,532
hitting another
little kid, right?
601
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:37,832
That's not against the law.
602
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:41,792
So, if I hear one more
person getting out of line,
603
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,420
you're going to
get this... Spike?
604
00:22:48,351 --> 00:22:50,161
Thank you, Spike, thanks.
605
00:22:50,185 --> 00:22:52,286
If I see one more water gun,
606
00:22:52,355 --> 00:22:54,421
the gunman gets this... Spike?
607
00:22:56,492 --> 00:22:58,091
You see this? Yeah.
608
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,294
Aah!
609
00:23:00,363 --> 00:23:02,396
Thanks, Spike.
610
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:05,344
If I hear one more
person screaming,
611
00:23:05,368 --> 00:23:07,401
they get this.
612
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,503
Hey, I think they
got the idea, Fonz.
613
00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:12,306
All right, down, Spike, down.
614
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,907
Now...
615
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,856
are there any
questions in this group?
616
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,113
You heard the man... get to bed.
617
00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:22,883
Okay, everybody upstairs
and into your sleeping bags.
618
00:23:22,951 --> 00:23:24,351
Come on! POTSIE: All right.
619
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,422
Hey, man, I like your style.
620
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,422
Thanks.
621
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,625
You know, with my brains
622
00:23:31,694 --> 00:23:34,394
and your muscle,
we could go places.
623
00:23:34,464 --> 00:23:35,464
Yeah?
624
00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:38,432
Step into my office.
625
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,648
Those kids could take
over the world. Yeah.
626
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,339
Thanks, Fonz.
Thanks a lot, Fonz.
627
00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,819
Now, do you think
you can handle this,
628
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,153
so I can get back to, uh...
629
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,377
What's her name?
Yeah, what is her name?
630
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:02,317
Go ahead, Fonz... I mean,
everything worked out great.
631
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,357
We're going to be able
to go the game now.
632
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,888
You know, I'll tell
you something.
633
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:07,923
Things like this make
you wonder, you know?
634
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,142
You think the Fonz
could be a good father?
635
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:12,299
Yeah. Yeah, why not?
636
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,267
I think you'd be a great father.
637
00:24:14,337 --> 00:24:16,970
Yeah, except I'd have kids
like Spike and, uh, Booker.
638
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,372
No Myrons.
639
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,557
Yeah.
640
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,524
What if you had a daughter?
641
00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,171
Oh, I'd love a little daughter.
642
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,475
A pretty little girl.
643
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:25,974
Man, I'd name her Jennifer.
644
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,263
Hmm.
645
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:28,827
That's it... Jennifer! Upstairs!
646
00:24:28,851 --> 00:24:31,485
What's her name...
That's her name!
647
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,687
I mean... I mean,
having a daughter, Fonz...
648
00:24:33,756 --> 00:24:34,921
That's-that's different.
649
00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:36,418
Well, what's the difference?
650
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,641
Okay, if you had a daughter,
651
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,793
would you let her go out
with somebody like you?
652
00:24:39,862 --> 00:24:41,072
Course not.
653
00:24:41,096 --> 00:24:42,674
There is nobody like me. Aaayyh!
654
00:24:42,698 --> 00:24:44,998
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
655
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:48,101
♪ These are such Happy Days! ♪
656
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,720
♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪
657
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:57,560
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪
658
00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:00,463
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪
659
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,816
♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪
660
00:25:02,885 --> 00:25:05,151
♪ These days are ours ♪
661
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,755
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪
662
00:25:07,823 --> 00:25:10,607
♪ These days are ours ♪
663
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,577
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
664
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:15,945
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪
665
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:20,517
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
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