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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,619 --> 00:00:03,452 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,904 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 3 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:08,657 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 4 00:00:08,725 --> 00:00:11,225 ♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪ 5 00:00:11,294 --> 00:00:13,995 ♪ Ready to race to you ♪ 6 00:00:14,064 --> 00:00:16,398 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 7 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:19,300 ♪ Happy and free ♪ ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 8 00:00:19,369 --> 00:00:21,219 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 9 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,889 ♪ Share them with me ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 10 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,852 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 11 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:28,693 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 12 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,791 ♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪ 13 00:00:30,815 --> 00:00:33,515 ♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪ 14 00:00:42,927 --> 00:00:45,961 ♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪ 15 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,697 ♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪ 16 00:00:48,765 --> 00:00:50,999 ♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪ 17 00:00:51,068 --> 00:00:53,768 ♪ Saturday, what a day ♪ 18 00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:56,404 ♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪ 19 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,207 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 20 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,909 ♪ Share them with me ♪ ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 21 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,995 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 22 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,909 ♪ Happy and free ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 23 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:06,882 ♪ These happy days ♪ 24 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:09,050 ♪ Are yours and mine ♪ 25 00:01:09,119 --> 00:01:10,919 ♪ These happy days are yours ♪ 26 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,938 ♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪ 27 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:22,247 Happy Days is filmed before a live audience. 28 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:29,621 Who are you going to be taking 29 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:30,867 to the Goalpost Dance tonight? I don't know. 30 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,469 I think I'm going to go stag, you know, 31 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,404 pick up Sherry or Arlene or someone like that. 32 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,761 Okay, okay, I got it. 33 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,110 What do you got? 34 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,143 Lady Chatterley's Lover. 35 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,447 No kidding? 36 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,146 How'd you get that? It's only available in Europe. 37 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,369 My uncle's a sailor. 38 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,678 He smuggled it over in the bottom of a parrot cage. 39 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,707 Oh, wow. 40 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,040 Get over here! 41 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,241 All right, all right, okay. 42 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,721 You've already read it? Yeah. 43 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,144 Is it as good as they say? 44 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:54,145 Mm...! 45 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:55,313 Let's see a good part. 46 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,516 Right. Oh! 47 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:03,421 Who tore out the pages? 48 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,056 That's sick, Ralph. That's very sick. 49 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,208 Yeah? 50 00:02:06,277 --> 00:02:08,137 Where I come from, it's called funny. 51 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,594 Well, then you better go back there. 52 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,041 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 53 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,010 Well, at least Olivia appreciates my sense of humor. 54 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,545 Maybe you guys would do bigger with chicks 55 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,018 if you'd try it sometime. 56 00:02:17,087 --> 00:02:19,704 Well, there's Olivia. Why don't you show her your funny book? 57 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:20,784 She saw it already. 58 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,618 She had to fight to keep from laughing. 59 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,025 Hi, Olivia! 60 00:02:24,094 --> 00:02:25,489 Listen, I want to surprise her. 61 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,590 It's our anniversary. 62 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,525 We've been going together two weeks. 63 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,549 Oh, two weeks. 64 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,583 It's lasted that long? 65 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,677 Sure, she's having a ball. 66 00:02:31,701 --> 00:02:32,878 Oh, yeah, you just 67 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,081 really make her laugh, huh, Malph? Right. 68 00:02:35,105 --> 00:02:36,516 Okay, okay, call her over. 69 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:39,040 Oh, Ralph, you're going to make a fool out of yourself. 70 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:40,809 Me a fool? 71 00:02:40,878 --> 00:02:41,921 Oh, she loves this stuff. 72 00:02:41,945 --> 00:02:43,161 Call her over. Call her over. 73 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,679 All right. 74 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:48,250 Olivia, come here, will ya? 75 00:02:48,318 --> 00:02:49,462 Now be nice, guys. 76 00:02:49,486 --> 00:02:51,130 This could be the future Mrs. Malph. 77 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,086 Hi, guys. 78 00:02:52,155 --> 00:02:53,505 Hello, Ralph. 79 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,540 Ha, cha-cha-cha. 80 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,859 Hey, listen, I've been looking for you all over. 81 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,077 We need to talk. 82 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,590 Yeah, right. Come on, Potsie. Let's go. 83 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:01,658 Yeah, we'll see you. We'll see you. 84 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,597 No, don't go. 85 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,082 Whatever the big "O" has to say, 86 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,695 she can say in front of my friends. 87 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,169 Okay, Toots, fire away! 88 00:03:08,238 --> 00:03:10,371 Ralph, please, it's personal. 89 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,360 Well, go ahead. We're all persons. 90 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:15,827 Okay, Ralph. 91 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:19,164 I don't ever want to go out with you again. 92 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,537 I'm really sorry, Ralph. 93 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:27,683 What sorry? 94 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,385 She's been doing that joke all morning. 95 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,109 I'll be right back. 96 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,277 What do you think, Rich? 97 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,646 I think we just met the former future Mrs. Malph. 98 00:03:39,169 --> 00:03:40,630 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 99 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:44,494 He's gonna do his Groucho Marx. It never fails. 100 00:03:52,282 --> 00:03:53,214 Don't say anything. 101 00:03:53,283 --> 00:03:54,283 Pretend we didn't see. 102 00:03:54,351 --> 00:03:55,428 All right, all right, all right. 103 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:56,384 Pretend we didn't see. 104 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,453 Okay, all right. 105 00:04:01,692 --> 00:04:04,526 She was a little upset. 106 00:04:04,594 --> 00:04:06,028 She seemed to be a little upset. 107 00:04:06,096 --> 00:04:08,374 She doesn't know what to wear to the dance tonight. 108 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:09,497 That can be a problem... 109 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:10,465 She'll work it out. 110 00:04:10,534 --> 00:04:12,100 It's hard to find a good dress. 111 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,729 I want to go fix my cigar. 112 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:22,777 Get out of here! I want to be alone! 113 00:04:27,718 --> 00:04:29,617 Hey, Malph, you got ten seconds 114 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,154 to decide whether you want to die with your hat on or off! 115 00:04:33,223 --> 00:04:34,934 Go ahead, Fonz! Cream me! 116 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:37,203 Who would care? My life's over! 117 00:04:37,227 --> 00:04:39,427 Beat my face in! 118 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:43,064 Hey, do I detect a note of depression here in the air? 119 00:04:45,301 --> 00:04:47,836 Olivia Hunsecker dumped me. 120 00:04:47,905 --> 00:04:51,406 The girl of my dreams crushed my cigar. 121 00:04:51,474 --> 00:04:52,891 Look at that face. 122 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,860 Is this an ugly face? 123 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:59,063 Listen, Malph, I got very high standards. 124 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,199 I know why Olivia dumped me. I know why. 125 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,717 It's the curse of the redheads. 126 00:05:02,786 --> 00:05:04,619 What are you talking about? 127 00:05:04,687 --> 00:05:07,022 I've got bright red hair and freckles. 128 00:05:07,091 --> 00:05:10,358 It's not even red. It's orange. 129 00:05:10,427 --> 00:05:11,860 I've got orange hair. 130 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:13,078 Yuck! 131 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:16,915 Fonz, girls hate guys with orange hair and freckles. 132 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,050 You ever see Howdy Doody with a date? 133 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:22,987 I'm going to join the French Foreign Legion. 134 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,900 All right, now, come on, Malph. Don't kid yourself. 135 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:26,603 She didn't dump you 'cause you're a redhead. 136 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:30,028 I know, I know. You're right. 137 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,080 She didn't appreciate my sense of humor. 138 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:33,865 Imagine that. 139 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,801 I even make our minister laugh. 140 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,702 He begs me not to sit up front. 141 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,420 Chicks hate clowns, man. 142 00:05:39,489 --> 00:05:41,968 They don't fall in love and giggle at the same time. 143 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:44,592 You know, what you got to do is you got to be debonair, 144 00:05:44,661 --> 00:05:48,462 sophisticated like, uh, Clark Gable, The Fonz, Cary Grant. 145 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,869 Fonz, I... I could never be like you. 146 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,498 Hey, I know, but you got a good shot at Cary Grant. 147 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,724 I don't know, Fonz. 148 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:03,127 Cary Grant, Clark Gable... I'm not that type. 149 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,808 All right, then, try something sophisticated 150 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,392 like, uh, Ronald Coleman or Rex Harrison. 151 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,117 Yeah, I am that type. 152 00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:11,314 I can do that. Yeah, just do me a favor, okay? 153 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,399 Save all your jokes for the boys, huh? 154 00:06:13,423 --> 00:06:14,622 Yeah, yeah. 155 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,536 Fonz, have you ever heard my Arthur Godfrey impression? 156 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,359 No. Get ready. 157 00:06:18,428 --> 00:06:20,628 How are ya? How are ya? How are ya? 158 00:06:20,697 --> 00:06:21,707 That's cool. 159 00:06:21,731 --> 00:06:22,731 Thanks, Fonz. 160 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,632 I still got it. 161 00:06:24,701 --> 00:06:27,234 Yeah. 162 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,271 Except I think he left most of it here. 163 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:34,575 ♪ Wake up, little Susie, wake up ♪ 164 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:39,113 ♪ Wake up, little Susie, wake up ♪ 165 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:43,117 ♪ We've both been sound asleep ♪ 166 00:06:43,187 --> 00:06:45,787 ♪ Wake up, little Susie, and weep ♪ 167 00:06:45,855 --> 00:06:49,257 ♪ The movie's over, it's 4:00, and we're in trouble deep... ♪ 168 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,537 What have you got? Goldfish. 169 00:06:50,561 --> 00:06:52,126 I'm finally going to beat Ralph to it. 170 00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:54,756 W-Well, let me get some first. 171 00:06:59,803 --> 00:07:01,736 Hey, Fonz. 172 00:07:01,805 --> 00:07:02,853 ♪ Ooh-la-la... ♪ 173 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:07,191 What is that swimming around in that bowl? 174 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,192 Goldfish. 175 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,177 Pretty funny, huh, Fonz? 176 00:07:09,246 --> 00:07:11,712 Will you get 'em out of there? 177 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,255 Gentlemen, gentlemen, a lovely evening. 178 00:07:20,324 --> 00:07:22,123 Hey, Malph, what's with the threads? 179 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,392 Somebody die? 180 00:07:24,461 --> 00:07:26,427 Droll, Warren, very droll, 181 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:28,641 but I'd like to give you a bit of advice. 182 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:30,849 Women do not like jokers. 183 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,396 Is this Act Like a Nut Week or are you putting us on? 184 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,170 Sit on it, Richard. 185 00:07:35,239 --> 00:07:38,940 This... is the new Ralph Malph. 186 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:40,219 What do you think, Fonz? 187 00:07:40,243 --> 00:07:43,211 Very sophisticated, Malph, very Rex Harrison. 188 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,407 Thank you, my good man. 189 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:46,698 Uh, Ralph, uh, would you like some punch? 190 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:51,002 Tonight, Ralph Malph... 191 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,351 Who put the goldfish in? 192 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:54,417 Malph. 193 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,442 Childish, Pots, very childish. 194 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:00,445 Tonight, Ralph Malph... The new Ralph Malph... 195 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,725 Is going to use his newfound charm 196 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:05,044 to hypnotize Olivia Hunsecker. 197 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,135 Hmm. 198 00:08:07,203 --> 00:08:08,536 There she is. 199 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:10,538 Observe. 200 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,231 Olivia, I would like to talk to you outside for a moment. 201 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,561 Later, Ralph. 202 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,618 I think not! 203 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:26,799 Hey, let's go outside and watch. 204 00:08:26,823 --> 00:08:28,367 Hey, don't you have any sensitivity? 205 00:08:28,391 --> 00:08:29,591 Oh, right, Fonz. 206 00:08:29,659 --> 00:08:31,859 Hey, we're going to spy on 'em from that window. 207 00:08:33,062 --> 00:08:35,062 Get out of here. 208 00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:36,231 Come on. 209 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:38,399 All right, give me a blow-by-blow. 210 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:39,567 All right. 211 00:08:39,636 --> 00:08:43,254 In this corner, wearing a tweed jacket and pipe, 212 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,674 is the sophisticated and serious new Ralph Malph. 213 00:08:46,742 --> 00:08:48,793 Hey, that's my boy, yeah. 214 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,830 In the other corner, wearing no sense of humor, 215 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,515 is Olivia Hunsecker. 216 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:57,446 Boo, boo... And there's the bell. 217 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,772 Ralph comes out smooth by tipping his hat. 218 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,785 All right, if he just sticks to my plan, 219 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,892 he's got it made in the shade. 220 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,495 Olivia gently takes the hat 221 00:09:07,563 --> 00:09:09,898 and drop-kicks it across the parking lot. 222 00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:14,469 Oh, my, oh, my, it looks like Ralph's in trouble. 223 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:15,920 She's yelling at him. 224 00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,883 That's all right. He's just got to stick to that plan. 225 00:09:17,907 --> 00:09:19,156 He's got to stick to that plan. 226 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,392 It looks like Ralph's in real trouble now. 227 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:25,596 Fonz, did your plan include taking out chattering teeth? 228 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,466 What does Rex Harrison need with chattering teeth? 229 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:29,946 I don't know, Fonz. It's your plan. 230 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,836 Get up there and tell me about it. 231 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,850 Now he's putting his pipe in his ear. 232 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,422 Oh, God. 233 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,242 He's putting on the rubber nose and glasses. 234 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,627 That's it. 235 00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:41,040 And the fright wig. 236 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:44,215 It's over. Uh-oh, here they come. 237 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,349 What's the matter? 238 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,253 America was built on knock-knock jokes. 239 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,890 Malph, will you get over here? 240 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,424 What is this? 241 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,154 Fonz, I kept saying "Knock-knock" 242 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,956 and she wouldn't even say "Who's there?" 243 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:58,579 Do you know what you just did? 244 00:09:58,648 --> 00:10:00,226 You took one of my foolproof plans 245 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,767 and in front of all my fans, man, you made it fail. 246 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,197 I couldn't help it, Fonz. 247 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:07,555 She yelled at me... and then she kicked my hat. 248 00:10:07,623 --> 00:10:10,024 I panicked and went into my old jokes. 249 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:11,286 "She kicked my hat. 250 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,577 She yelled at me." 251 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,647 You are useless, Malph. 252 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,514 I ain't going to ever talk to you again. 253 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,383 You're right, Fonz, I am. 254 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,919 I'm useless. 255 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,599 There's only one thing I'm going to do 256 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,567 and that's going to join the French Foreign Legion! 257 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,826 The French Foreign Legion! 258 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,079 I haven't seen him this upset 259 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,214 since they cancelled The Pinky Lee Show. 260 00:10:36,018 --> 00:10:37,685 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 261 00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:39,036 Great meal, Mrs. C. 262 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,605 You really got a way with chow. 263 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,806 Oh, thank you. 264 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,475 It's nice having you to dinner, Potsie. 265 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,672 Well, if, uh, nobody else is going 266 00:10:46,696 --> 00:10:47,940 to eat this last hamburger... 267 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:48,964 Oh, thanks, Mr. C. 268 00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:51,466 I'll eat it. 269 00:10:51,535 --> 00:10:53,479 Marion, that's the sixth one he's had. 270 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:54,780 Where does he put it? 271 00:10:54,804 --> 00:10:56,404 Well, he's a growing boy. 272 00:10:56,473 --> 00:10:58,518 Why can't he grow at home? 273 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,475 Yes, dear. 274 00:11:00,544 --> 00:11:02,710 Uh, Joanie, start the dessert, dear. 275 00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:05,346 Richard, why didn't you invite Ralph? 276 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,326 Oh, I did, but he didn't want to come. 277 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,561 He broke up with his girlfriend 278 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,145 and he says he never wants to eat again. 279 00:11:10,954 --> 00:11:13,471 Come in! 280 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,472 Hi, everybody. 281 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,852 Ralph! 282 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,808 Oh, you did come. 283 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,187 Do you want some dinner? 284 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,746 Yeah, maybe Potsie'll share his sixth hamburger. 285 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,055 Thanks anyway, Mrs. Cunningham. 286 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,443 Well, at least have some dessert. 287 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,112 It's strawberry shortcake. 288 00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:28,086 No, I got to start getting in shape. 289 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,948 In shape for what? The French Foreign Legion? 290 00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:32,590 All that was nonsense, kid stuff. 291 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,637 Ralph, you made the right decision. 292 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,161 You're telling me. 293 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,513 I just enlisted in the United States Marines. 294 00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:40,948 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 295 00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,017 ♪ La, la, la, la, la. ♪ 296 00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,993 Ralph, you really enlisted? 297 00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,957 Well... well, I'm going down tomorrow, but I'm ready. 298 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,464 In two days I take my physical 299 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,798 and after that, it's official. 300 00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,784 I'll be inducted and on my way. 301 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,353 Private Ralph Malph. 302 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,700 Yeah, well, let me tell you something, Private. 303 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,658 Joining the service is, is no picnic, you know, 304 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,755 and especially the branch you're joining. 305 00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:11,945 Yeah, the Marines are a pretty tough outfit. 306 00:12:12,014 --> 00:12:13,731 Tough? I can take it. 307 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,166 I'll be gone for quite a while. 308 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,367 Hmm. 309 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,636 And Joanie, I guess you'll be a full-grown woman 310 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,637 when I get back. 311 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,557 Don't get yourself excited. 312 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:26,994 Oh. 313 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,907 But Ralph, you'll-you'll miss high school. 314 00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,342 And college. What about college? 315 00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:31,627 You'll miss your prom. 316 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,100 Prom? Who's got time to dance? 317 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,769 I'll be dodging bullets, mister. 318 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,271 All right, hold it! I want to talk to you for a minute. 319 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,873 Sure. Excuse me. 320 00:12:38,941 --> 00:12:40,919 Okay, Rich, a private good-bye, huh? 321 00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:42,488 Well, don't make it too mushy. 322 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,656 I hate mush. 323 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,824 We're men now. 324 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,759 Oh, Rich, listen, if I'm missing in action, 325 00:12:46,783 --> 00:12:48,710 will you make sure they look for me? 326 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:53,287 I think his brain is missing in action. 327 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,067 Come on, Rich. Join up with me. 328 00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,535 We could start a redheaded battalion. 329 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:57,675 N-No! 330 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,878 No, I'm not joining, and neither are you. 331 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,147 One girl is not that important, Ralph. 332 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,376 Rich, it's gone far beyond that. 333 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:08,102 And last night I was guided by a will greater than ours. 334 00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:12,707 Oh, you-you mean... Fonzie. 335 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,346 Fonzie told you to join the Marines? 336 00:13:18,415 --> 00:13:20,493 Yeah. So it must be a great idea. 337 00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:21,994 The Fonz is never wrong. 338 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:25,186 Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I got to run. 339 00:13:25,255 --> 00:13:27,600 It's 1800 hours. 6:00, right? 340 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,071 Medals, the whole bit, right? 341 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,239 Oh, Ralph. Ticker tape. 342 00:13:33,263 --> 00:13:34,407 Hi, America. 343 00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:35,575 Listen, Rich, 344 00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:37,410 if you change your mind about joining, 345 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:38,711 give me a call. 346 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,180 You're going to miss a lot of great USO shows. 347 00:13:41,204 --> 00:13:43,764 ♪ From the halls of Montezuma... ♪ 348 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,213 Well, what happened? 349 00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:53,781 Where's Ralph? 350 00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:55,617 Gone to sign up. 351 00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:58,385 He was guided by a will greater than ours. 352 00:13:58,454 --> 00:14:02,040 You-You mean... Fonzie. 353 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:07,345 Fonzie talked Ralph into joining the Marines? 354 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,331 Oh, sure. Fonzie could talk Ralph into doing anything. 355 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,383 Then Fonzie can talk him out of it. 356 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,035 Yeah. Yeah, you know, you're right. 357 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,171 I... I'm going to go down to Arnold's 358 00:14:17,239 --> 00:14:18,739 and talk to Fonzie about this. 359 00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,842 Sunday. Arnold's is closed. 360 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,110 Yeah, I know, but, uh, one day out of the year, 361 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,589 Arnold always lets Fonzie use the place 362 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,847 to take his Christmas card pictures. 363 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,015 You know. 364 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,300 I'll see you later. 365 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,467 Well, I certainly hope 366 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,303 he can talk some sense into Ralph. 367 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,470 Me, too. 368 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,473 Oh come on, Joanie. Let's clean up. 369 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,608 Uh, Marion? 370 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,074 Why is he still here? 371 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,784 I don't know, dear. 372 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,619 Do you want me to ask him? 373 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,621 Never mind. 374 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:03,884 Potsie, uh, 375 00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:06,220 you have anything planned for tonight? 376 00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:07,789 Oh, I'm free this evening. 377 00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:09,607 What do you want to do? 378 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,111 Oh, gee whiz. 379 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,195 I got to help Marion with the dishes. 380 00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,399 I'm free tomorrow night, too. 381 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,436 ♪ ♪ 382 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,360 Okay, okay, now it's your turn to sit on Santa's lap. 383 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,107 Hey, you take the pictures. 384 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,597 Hey, hey, hey, we know it's your camera. 385 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,477 She ain't gonna hurt it. Huh? Come on. 386 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,645 Atta girl, come here. 387 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,702 Fonz, can I talk to you for a minute? 388 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,383 Hey, later. I'm taking my Christmas pictures. 389 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,218 All right, now, listen. You two change places. 390 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,386 Come here, my little elf. 391 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,676 This is important, Fonz. 392 00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:46,205 The Fonz's Christmas pictures ain't important? 393 00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:48,174 This is the way I bring my joy 394 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,642 and glad tidings to the world. 395 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,400 Fonz, I got to talk to you. 396 00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:54,034 Ralph came over to my place and... 397 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,548 Look at this: you're in the picture. 398 00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:57,849 All right, now, if you're going to be in the picture, 399 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,084 will you turn around and smile? 400 00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:00,269 All right, smile. 401 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,370 That's cool. All right. 402 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,072 All right, now what's so important? 403 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,597 Well, Ralph came over to my place, you see, and... 404 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,831 Smile. 405 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,013 Well, you see, Fonz, it's like this. Yeah? 406 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,237 Ralph's about to throw his life in the garbage. 407 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,539 Yeah... What do you mean? 408 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,087 Okay, now profile. Everybody, profile. 409 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,976 He's joining the Marines. 410 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,723 Yeah, I know that, I know that. 411 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,028 Okay, now, everybody smile and wave. Smile and wave. 412 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,750 Fonz, I got to tell you, 413 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,652 I really think you did a bad thing. 414 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,587 I mean, I really think you blew it. 415 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,534 Hey, what do you mean, I blew it? 416 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,168 What do you mean I blew it? 417 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,392 Will you stop waving? 418 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,639 Now, go over there and switch hats or something. 419 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,229 Get over here. 420 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,358 Now, what do you mean, I blew it? 421 00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:41,915 Did you tell Ralph to join the Marines? 422 00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:43,379 Well, he came over to my place 423 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,813 talking about the French Foreign Legion, right? 424 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,882 I told him it was a silly idea. I agree. 425 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,167 Yeah. I mean, he'd look dumb in that hat. 426 00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:50,669 The Marines, on the other hand... 427 00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:51,871 That's a cool uniform. 428 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,610 You told him that? 429 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,923 Yeah, I also told him 430 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,925 the Marines do very good with chicks, too. 431 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,627 So what? So he decided to enlist. 432 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,329 Well, it might do him some good. 433 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,130 Rocky Baruffi enlisted, came out a man. 434 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,435 Yeah, but what did Rocky Baruffi give up when he enlisted? 435 00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:05,734 How little you know, man. 436 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,935 He was a Warlord. 437 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,420 Three chicks, a great bike. 438 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,055 There's not much future in being a Warlord. 439 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,119 I mean, that doesn't look good on a job application. 440 00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:13,514 Ralph was going to go to college. 441 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,582 He was going to learn how to be a dentist. 442 00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:18,211 Oh, yeah? Well, I guess then, he blew it, huh? 443 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,648 We learn from our mistakes. 444 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,139 Oh, come on, Fonz. You got to do something about this. 445 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,786 I am. I'm taking my Christmas pictures. 446 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,420 All right girls, let's go. Oh... Fonz... 447 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,122 Hey, Rich, Ralph just called your house. 448 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,024 What's up? His father won't let him enlist. 449 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,225 Turned him down flat. Oh. 450 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,393 Yeah. You see that? 451 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,795 Nobody blew it. Here we go. 452 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,563 But he's not going to give up that easy. 453 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,098 He's running away tonight to Chicago to enlist. 454 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,400 He says he's going to do what the Fonz told him to. 455 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,601 But, listen, I better get back. 456 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,558 Mr. C's going to miss me. 457 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,562 All right. All right, you see that, Fonz? 458 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,264 Now this is your responsibility. 459 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,532 Hey, I don't see nothing. 460 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,768 He brought up the Marines; I just agreed. 461 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,115 Ralph takes your word on everything, Fonz. 462 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,872 Well, he shows good judgment. 463 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,651 Nobody can talk him out of anything 464 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,653 if he thinks you're on his side, Fonz. 465 00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,822 Nobody except you. 466 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,045 You're in the picture again. 467 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,563 Would you turn around and smile? 468 00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,243 No, no, I'm not going to smile. 469 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,410 I'm not going to wave. 470 00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:06,911 This is too important. 471 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,435 What am I supposed to do? 472 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,803 Talk to him. 473 00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:11,583 Talk him out of joining the Marines. 474 00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,167 Just say to him, "Ralph, I was wrong." 475 00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,946 Wrong? The Fonz is wrong? 476 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,258 You got to, Fonz. 477 00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:22,016 I don't got to do nothing. 478 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:25,152 But I'll tell you what. I mean, I'll think about it. Ha. 479 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,320 I'm even going to have to practice this. 480 00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:32,292 Ralph, I was wr... 481 00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:37,714 All right. 482 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,485 Just kind of stuck in my throat there, stuck in my throat. 483 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,221 Ralph, look, I was wr... 484 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,824 I was not! 485 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,256 Fonz, if you don't talk to him before tonight, 486 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,947 this thing is going to be on your conscience, all right? 487 00:18:53,016 --> 00:18:54,360 Merry Christmas. Yeah, Merry Christmas. 488 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,716 All right, girls, let's go. 489 00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:57,919 Hey, Dolores, uh, go up on the chimney there 490 00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,553 and, uh, slide down, will you? 491 00:18:59,622 --> 00:19:01,188 Here we go. Come here, yeah. 492 00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:03,257 And what do you want for Christmas? 493 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,459 Aaayyh! 494 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:08,295 I gave that to you last year. 495 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,780 What are you...? 496 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,600 ♪ ♪ 497 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:15,931 Hey, Malph. 498 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,766 Oh, Fonz, I was just writing you a note 499 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,357 'cause I want you to take care of my car while I'm away. 500 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,707 Yeah, look, uh, I've been looking all over for you, Malph. 501 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,790 Don't get mad, Fonz. I'll store it someplace else. 502 00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:26,775 No, no, it has nothing to do with the car. 503 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,544 Now, what is this, um, you're going to Chicago? 504 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,128 That's right. I'm running away to enlist 505 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:31,730 'cause my father wouldn't give me permission. 506 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,566 He says I should wait till after college 507 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,406 so I can go in as an officer. 508 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,142 Now, that's no way to become a man, right, Fonz? 509 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,711 Yeah, well, I think we better talk about this, uh, 510 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,257 your joining the Marine business here. 511 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,558 Yeah, Fonz. Yeah. 512 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,362 I really want to thank you for that. Uh-huh. 513 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,420 When I came to see you yesterday, I was a lost sheep. 514 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,323 After that thing with Olivia, I didn't know what to do. 515 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,925 But if the Fonz says I belong in the Marines, 516 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,460 then the Marines it is. 517 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,397 'Cause I know the Fonz would never give anyone a bum steer. 518 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,631 Yeah. 519 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,544 Hey, um, what are these posters for? 520 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:03,745 Oh, I'm keeping those. 521 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,547 I'm taking them with me. Oh, yeah? 522 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,811 A little Marilyn Monroe, a little Sandra Dee, huh? 523 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,273 No, Fonz. Much better. 524 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,775 This is my W.C. Fields. This is my Marx Brothers. 525 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,244 What's this third one here? 526 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,622 Oh, forget that, Fonz. 527 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,206 Really. I mean, it's not... 528 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,062 I figured I'd hang it in the barracks 529 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,629 and cheer up the guys. 530 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,321 Malph, you're not going to hang these up in any barracks 531 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,357 'cause you're not going to join the Marines. 532 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,375 Just take all of this stuff home, okay? 533 00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:29,543 But, Fonzie, not join? 534 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:30,711 I'm all packed. 535 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:33,230 You told me it was the right thing to do. 536 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,416 Look, I know what I told you to do, 537 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,602 but when I told you to do that, I was wr... 538 00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:43,541 Ralph, I was wr... 539 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,494 I was not exactly right. 540 00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,063 What do you mean, not right? 541 00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:52,182 I mean... not right. 542 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,484 I don't get you. 543 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,319 You mean you were wrong? 544 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,586 Mmm. 545 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,322 Yeah, that's right, Malph. 546 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,275 I was what you just said I was just then, yeah. 547 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,593 Wrong? 548 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,145 The Fonz wrong? 549 00:21:04,213 --> 00:21:05,713 Malph, look, 550 00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:07,815 there is a first time for everything, huh? 551 00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:09,028 I don't understand, Fonz. 552 00:21:09,052 --> 00:21:11,396 How could you be wrong about a thing like that? 553 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,980 No. I don't understand it myself, Ralph. 554 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,133 I don't understand it myself. 555 00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:15,801 I was under a lot of pressure. 556 00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:17,665 I was under a lot of cars, too. 557 00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:19,060 Two of them were Edsels. 558 00:21:19,128 --> 00:21:21,189 Maybe the pressure was getting to me. I don't know. 559 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,362 No, Fonzie. 560 00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:24,664 You might have been under a lot of cars, 561 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:25,866 but you weren't wrong. 562 00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:27,112 You were right. Oh! 563 00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:28,936 Everything you said about me was true. 564 00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,503 I'm useless around here. 565 00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:31,839 I got to join. 566 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,207 Everybody hates me. 567 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:34,608 I'll see you. 568 00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,043 Malph! 569 00:21:36,112 --> 00:21:39,964 I didn't tell you why I was, uh... Wrong? 570 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:45,002 I didn't tell you why you shouldn't join the Marines. 571 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,071 And why shouldn't I go, Fonz? 572 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,372 I mean, tell me. 573 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,676 Because if you join the Marines... 574 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,112 I'm gonna miss you. 575 00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,967 You would miss me? 576 00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:02,113 But, Fonz, you're always telling me 577 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,349 to get lost and to sit on it. 578 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,518 You even told me I was useless. 579 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,843 Ralphie, don't you know when I'm joshing? 580 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,496 You're one of my best buddies. 581 00:22:14,484 --> 00:22:16,383 Really? I am? 582 00:22:16,452 --> 00:22:17,718 I am? 583 00:22:17,786 --> 00:22:18,986 How come? 584 00:22:19,054 --> 00:22:20,954 Yeah, how come? 585 00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:23,535 Uh... because you are so funny. 586 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,237 That's it: 'cause you're so funny, Malph. 587 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,893 Really, Fonz? Are you on the level? 588 00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:28,173 Hey, look at my life: 589 00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:31,098 I got girls. I got cars. I got girls. I got bikes. 590 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,877 I got girls, I got girls. Yeah. 591 00:22:32,901 --> 00:22:35,647 I mean, I need something to break up the monotony. Me? 592 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:38,872 Yeah. I mean the way that you do that Arthur Godfrey. 593 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,191 How are ya? How are ya? How are ya? 594 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,609 Aaayyh! 595 00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:45,238 You're gonna deprive the Fonz of a laugh like that? 596 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,881 No, Fonz, no. I would never want to deprive you, never. 597 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,284 That's right. So I tell you what you're going to do. 598 00:22:50,352 --> 00:22:51,792 You're going to stay right here, huh? 599 00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:53,331 And there's something else you've got to know, Ralph. 600 00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:54,699 There's something else you got to know. 601 00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:57,124 Just 'cause you didn't tickle a girl's funny bone 602 00:22:57,193 --> 00:22:59,159 don't mean your whole life is wrong. 603 00:22:59,228 --> 00:23:01,695 You just find a chick that's going to, uh, respond 604 00:23:01,763 --> 00:23:03,046 to your sense of humor. 605 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:07,400 Just pick up your bag, put it in the car, drive home, 606 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,163 and I will see you tomorrow, okay? 607 00:23:09,187 --> 00:23:10,754 Okay, Fonz. Just one more thing. 608 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,103 Yeah, what? 609 00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:16,777 I want you to have this. 610 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:22,098 Malph... I am touched. 611 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,835 Listen, I'm just gonna go and lock up, okay? 612 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,102 Okay. 613 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,270 Buddy. 614 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,505 Buddy. 615 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,014 Fonz? Fonz? Yeah. 616 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,175 How are ya? How are ya? How are ya? 617 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,612 You're the greatest. 618 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,930 ♪ ♪ 619 00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:51,445 Well, you really came through for Ralph, Fonz. 620 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,924 Yeah, well, I want to tell you something. 621 00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:56,350 I still don't think I did anything wr... 622 00:23:56,419 --> 00:23:58,018 I can't say that word. 623 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,804 Oh, God. Oh. 624 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,072 What's so funny? 625 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,473 It's that new girl, Sheila. 626 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,743 She's the funniest girl I've ever met. 627 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,728 She's a riot! 628 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,484 Hey, Fonz, guys, I wanted to just... 629 00:24:52,007 --> 00:24:54,174 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 630 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,477 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪ 631 00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:05,205 ♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪ 632 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,021 ♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪ 633 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,130 ♪ It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪ 634 00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:13,543 ♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪ 635 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,996 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 636 00:25:16,064 --> 00:25:18,965 ♪ Happy and free ♪ ♪ Oh, happy days ♪ 637 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:21,201 ♪ These days are ours ♪ 638 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,804 ♪ Share them with me ♪ ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 639 00:25:23,872 --> 00:25:26,440 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪ 640 00:25:26,509 --> 00:25:30,010 ♪ These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪ 42962

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