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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.
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I want to know what a dad
dick looks like. Are they bigger?
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I love my new family.
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Hey, you okay?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure? You look really nervous.
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It's okay. I'm fine.
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No, you're not. Come on. Tell me.
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I can't. I feel stupid.
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Look, I know it's only a swap, but you can
think of me like I really am your sister.
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My real sister would laugh.
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Well, I won't. So come on. Tell me.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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Or mope around like you
just got kicked in the vagina?
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Well, I met this girl
and she's coming over.
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A date?
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I guess.
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So what's the problem?
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Well, I've never really like...
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Had sex before?
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Shocker.
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Kissed a girl before.
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Wait, what?
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Aren't you like 18 or something?
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You know what? Forget it.
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No, no, no, no. Wait. Come on. Sit down.
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You don't need to be so dramatic.
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Look, it's okay that you
haven't kissed a girl before.
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I'm sure there's plenty of
girls that I haven't met before
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that think an experience is kind of sweet.
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I don't want to be the sweet, inexperienced
guy that's never been worth kissing.
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I want to be the dude that grabs
the girl and kisses her, you know?
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Let's make one thing clear.
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This isn't going to be one
of those bullshit moments
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where the girl kisses
the guy and realizes that
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she's been in love
with him this whole time.
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Look, you're my swap brother.
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And you're kind of sweet.
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So I want you to take
this back to your date.
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What?
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I'm going to kiss you, dingus.
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What are you doing?
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Close your eyes.
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I'm sorry.
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That's weird. That's really weird.
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My bad.
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That was good. More tongue now though.
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Okay. More tongue.
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Too much tongue. Right. Sorry. My bad.
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Less tongue. Got it.
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Okay, that was better.
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Choke me this time a little bit.
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Okay.
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Whoa!
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What's going on here?
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We're not doing what
it looks like we're doing.
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Really?
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Because it sure looks
like your swap sister's
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teaching you how
to kiss out of pity.
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Uh...
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I...
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Well, then it is what it looks like.
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Really? What did you teach him?
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The basics. He's never
kissed a girl before.
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You haven't? Oh honey, show me.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Not bad. It's not bad. Try this.
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Oh, there you go.
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You feel that? What I
did with my tongue there?
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Yes mom.
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Now show Haley what you just learned.
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Hold on, let me get
your first kiss on camera.
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Oh, vomit.
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Better, it's getting better.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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I mean, there's a 50-50
chance she's into it.
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I'll go get her.
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How?
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Wow, what a minus an hour.
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What happened?
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Oh, this so good.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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No.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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So good.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god, so good you guys.
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Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh my god, so skinny.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Yes, yes, just like that.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Yes.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, yeah...
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Oh my god.
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Oh my God.
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Oh yes.
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You're so pretty.
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Yes.
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Oh my God.
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Yes.
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Oh my fucking god.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Uh huh.
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Oh god.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh my fucking god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh yes.
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Uh huh.
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Oh yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh yes.
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Oh, fuck, that's gonna be amazing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Ah, yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my god, don't stop, don't stop.
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Shh.
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Oh, shit, here it is.
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Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Okay, yes, okay, okay.
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Oh, yes, yes, oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Oh, oh my god, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my god, I can't do this.
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Yes!
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Yes
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oh fuck
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oh yes
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oh yes
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yes just like that
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oh god yes
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yes yes
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Fuck. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes,
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Oh, my God, yes yes yes yes yes, Oh, fuck!
Yes, yes, yes...
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oh my fucking god, yes..
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Yes
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oh fuck yes just like that
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oh fuck
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oh god this is so very good
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oh fuck
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oh my god
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yes yes yes yes yes
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oh fuck
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oh god yes
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oh my god
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so fucking hot
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fuck
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oh my god your chocolate is so good
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oh my god
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, baby.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God,
yes, yes, just like that.
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Oh my god, fuck!
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Yeah, it feels so good.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah!
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck, you're so good.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, just like that.
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Fuck, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
272
00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:01,090
Oh, my fucking god.
273
00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:02,090
Yeah.
274
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:59,890
Fucking my fucked pussy!
- Give me your fucking cock.
275
00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,090
Oh, my fucking god.
276
00:26:04,091 --> 00:26:07,089
Yes.
277
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:08,090
Just like that.
278
00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,090
Fill me up.
279
00:26:09,091 --> 00:26:11,089
Oh, fuck.
280
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:15,633
Fuck.
281
00:26:15,634 --> 00:26:19,814
Yes.
282
00:26:22,394 --> 00:26:25,154
You're so cute, oh my fucking god.
283
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:43,062
Oh my god, you're so lovely.
284
00:26:43,922 --> 00:26:44,922
Yeah.
285
00:26:47,262 --> 00:26:48,941
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
286
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:51,362
Oh my god, you're so lovely.
287
00:26:55,022 --> 00:26:56,701
Oh my god.
288
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:57,522
I feel it.
289
00:26:57,522 --> 00:26:58,522
Oh my god.
290
00:27:03,386 --> 00:27:05,386
Awesome!
291
00:27:22,586 --> 00:27:24,585
I'm ripping out of my little pussy.
292
00:27:24,586 --> 00:27:26,585
Oh my god.
293
00:27:26,586 --> 00:27:28,585
That's so fucking hot.
294
00:27:28,586 --> 00:27:30,585
I fucking love it.
295
00:27:30,586 --> 00:27:33,489
Oh my god.
296
00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:35,490
Fuck.
297
00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:49,734
So hot...
298
00:27:55,002 --> 00:27:57,002
Ah... Fuck...
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