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EL COYOTE (over P.A. system):
And on your left, below us,
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is the Mexifornia
border station.
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What in the Dale Earnhardt?
Oh, look!
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It's the rare,
man-breasted border agent.
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If we're quiet, maybe he'll
sound his majestic call.
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Hey! Stop!
(people exclaiming)
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(Bud spouting gibberish)
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What the hell?
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That post was holding up
the ground, Señor Bud.
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(Bud screaming)
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SATAN:
Buckwald?
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You're 15 years early!
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(screeches)
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ Ha! ♪
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ Ha! ♪
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Whoa!
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(indistinct conversations)
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Welcome,
Mr. and Mrs. Buckwald.
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I'm so glad
you could make it.
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Gert is a delight.
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The teachers' union says
I have to say that
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before I tell you everything
that's wrong with her.
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Wow, I haven't used a child's
water fountain in years.
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(coughs) Oh, dear.
I have everything.
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Ooh, Daddy.
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Can I have some snacks?
Sure, Gertie.
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Now, make sure you eat
two of everything.
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You got a pageant coming up,
so you don't want to miss
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any of your essential
daily sugars.
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(grunts)
I can't reach 'em!
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Just Van Damme it, Gert.
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(snorting)
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Dad, how can you let her
eat all that junk food?
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She's training.
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Ooh, be careful, Gert,
there's an apple at the end.
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¡Hola, Buckwalds!
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Look, Mami!
I'm the teacher's pet.
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Oh, how sweet.
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(barking)
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Aw, man.
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Now it's gonna be weird
if I do it.
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Oh, Ernesto,
it was so nice of you
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to donate the class garden.
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Of course!
This is how I scout
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for tomorrow's
Gonzalez Landscapers.
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No, no, no, no...
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Yes!
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(gasps)
The rake birthmark!
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He is the chosen!
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Good morning, class.
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Welcome to Advanced Kicking.
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(grunting)
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I get an "A"!
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Pepito, stop it right now
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or you'll get the chancla.
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No, Mami! No chancla!
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(all gasp)
Mrs. Gonzalez,
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did you just threaten
your son with your shoe?
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This school doesn't believe
in physical punishment.
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Yeah, that's not
how you parent.
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You're ruining your child!
Oh, Gert, honey,
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don't drink the glue
from the bottle, use a cup.
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Can we have macaroni
for dinner?
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I want to poop me
a necklace.
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MARIA: How dare that teacher tell me how to raise my child!
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I don't tell that unmarried
tree stump how to scare off men.
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You know, I wouldn't
have to use the chancla
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if you would be more
of a help, Ernesto.
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Pepito's fine.
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He's an active boy.
That's good.
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Pepito, come
to dinner!
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PEPITO:
Okay, Papi!
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(Tarzan yell)
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I bring a message
from the howler monkeys:
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(hooting, howling)
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Oh, God, do I really
sound like that?
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Look at that child.
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Kids need the belt.
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Hitting children isn't
the answer to anything.
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It just creates an environment
of fear and intimidation.
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I agree.
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Papi, you whipped me
with the belt
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when I was little,
and I hated it.
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(door opens)
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Hola, Ernesto.
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How dare you ignore me? (crying)
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From now on you will
always say "Hola"!
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Hola, tears.
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Well, Ernesto,
we have to do something.
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Pepito is acting up
more than ever.
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He just needs an outlet
for all his energy.
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Hey, where'd he go?
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I won the New York
Marathon.
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What's a Puerto Rican?
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Are they us?
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It was great visiting
your school, Gert.
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That German shepherd
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is the best principal
you've ever had.
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I can't believe
he's being accused
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of sniffing
a student's butt.
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Ah, my princess
doesn't need school.
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She's gonna be a star
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after next week's Little
Miss Mexifornia pageant.
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That's right, Daddy.
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The last five
Little Miss Mexifornia winners
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were killed by their parents,
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but I'm gonna break the streak!
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Of course
you will, Gert.
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God, I'm sick of
all the attention she gets.
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Okay, princess, now
finish your dinner.
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Nutrition is the
building block of fame.
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I ain't got
no more dinner.
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Is that so?
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(gasps) Yay!
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(snorting)
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I stole that from
a witch in a forest.
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Ernesto, what are you doing?
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I thought
you were watching Pepito.
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I am!
I thought it could help Pepito
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work off his excess energy.
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I got the idea from Furnesto.
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¡Hola, Ernesto!
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¡Hola, Furnesto!
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Remember, winners
never quit,
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and quitters never win!
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I met him at a seminar.
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You know, Pepito is clearly
showing signs of ADHD.
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You may want to talk
to a school counselor
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about putting him
on medication.
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ADHD? Ha!
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People today are always
medicating made-up diseases.
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Like autism.
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When did it become abnormal
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to avoid eye contact while
reciting train statistics?
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Ernesto, I'm glad you're
trying to help Pepito,
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but running
in a hamster wheel
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isn't going
to make him behave.
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Well, it's working
pretty good so far.
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What the... Hey,
get away from me,
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you demon kid!
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I'll get you!
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You can't hide from me forever!
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(whistle blows)
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(kids yelling, laughing)
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(Bud grunts)
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All right, Gert, time
to make you a star.
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Ugh, I can't believe
you encourage this.
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My little girl
was the star
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of a commercial for
childhood obesity.
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What have
you ever done?
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(gasps)
Ooh, Daddy,
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there's Tanya
Hernandez.
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She's the most beautiful
pageant queen ever.
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Had a bit of
surgery, though.
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Hey, Bud.
Hey, Janice.
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Gert,
you look adorable!
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Tanya won this five times.
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I only marry the best.
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Her nose fell off.
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Damn it! Now you
gotta be a snowman.
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¡Hola, Buckwalds!
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Gert, we're so excited
to cheer you on.
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What do you guys know
about pageant cheering?
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Ala bim! Ala bom!
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Ala bim bom bam!
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Gert! Gert!
Ra ra ra!
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Am I cursed now?
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(music playing, cheering)
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Welcome, moms and gay dads,
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to the 2015
Little Miss Mexifornia pageant.
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The pageant that tries to prove
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not all Mexifornian children
are ugly,
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to varying degrees of success.
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Now, let's meet
our panel of judges,
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comprised of our town's
most discerning pedophiles.
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(applause, cheers)
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Let's start
with the interview round.
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First question:
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do you believe women
should have names?
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Or should we just use a
picture of their body shape?
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I like having a name.
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Thank you...
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(applause)
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All right, sweetie,
you're up next.
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Now, drink your Go-Go juice.
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I put a Snickers in there
for extra nutrition.
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And remember, no matter
what happens out there,
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if you don't win,
I'll kill myself.
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Next up, Gert Buckwald!
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Yay, Gert!
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I hate this!
These chicks are flat.
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Sanford, they're children.
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No. I mean that last girl
was singing in "F" sharp.
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The song was
clearly in "G"!
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(pop intro plays)
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♪ Yikes, it happened once more ♪
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♪ That thing that I do ♪
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♪ I did the same thing ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
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♪ Zoinks,
you think something else ♪
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♪ But that's not the thing I
did ♪ (heart beating rapidly)
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♪ That I just did again... ♪
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(gasps)
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My heart!
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Oh, my God, I think she's
having a heart attack!
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(audience gasps)
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(gasping)
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Gert!
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Can anyone save
my little girl?
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Wait! Thanks to
my grandfather's magic watch,
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I can go back in time
and change everything.
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We're leaving for the pageant.
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Past Sanford!
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Don't go!
It's super boring!
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Thanks, future me.
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Hey, you like Pantera?
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Of course!
I'm you!
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(mimicking heavy metal)
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(siren recedes)
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I can't believe
Gert had a heart attack.
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The smelling salts
aren't working.
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Let me try
something.
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(bacon sizzles)
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Mmm, what's that?
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Wait a minute,
that's turkey bacon.
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(monitor flatlines)
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Oh, Gert, my little angel,
I'm so glad you're okay.
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If you died,
I could never go
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to a child's funeral again
without feeling sad.
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How could Gert have
a heart attack?
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She's only
five years old.
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Well, our tests show
she's got the arteries
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of an 80-year-old man.
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Hey, look!
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Today's top story:
a new low for Mexifornia.
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A 180-pound five-year-old girl
has had a heart attack.
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I'm famous!
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Mr. and Mrs.
Buckwald,
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I'm afraid she needs
a quadruple bypass,
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or she could die.
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Oh, Gert,
my baby!
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Quadruple bypass?
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Is that covered
by our health plan?
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No, Bud.
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We have the cheapest
health care plan available.
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Doesn't even cover
my narcolepsy.
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Yeah, but, Janice,
the thing is, it...
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I-I wasn't setting
up a joke.
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We have a bad
health plan.
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Daddy, am I gonna die?
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No, princess.
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Don't worry, we'll
get you that surgery
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no matter
what it costs.
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The surgery
costs $50,000.
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$50,000?
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Where am I gonna get
that kind of money?
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Okay, Bud, you choose
the first category.
260
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,232
I ain't here to answer
your nerd questions.
261
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,301
Put the money
on my screen!
262
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,071
What kind of
father am I?
263
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,241
My baby girl needs surgery,
and I can't pay for it.
264
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,909
I know, what are
we gonna do?
265
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,712
We could only afford
to cremate half your mother.
266
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,848
At least she's fun to hang
from the porch on Halloween.
267
00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,855
Hey, Bud, we've all been
really worried about Gert.
268
00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,424
Is she gonna
be okay?
269
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,359
Don't you worry about
my little angel Gert.
270
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,861
She made it five years.
She'll make it five more.
271
00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,064
It's not easy raising
kids these days.
272
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,099
Lately, Pepito's been
acting up nonstop,
273
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,034
and nothing I try
seems to work.
274
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,136
Hyah, Mr. Buckwald!
Hyah!
275
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,238
Hey, what the-- get the hell
off of me, you crazy kid!
276
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,708
Pepito!
I said, "hyah!"
277
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,242
(snorting, neighing)
278
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,444
Whoa, whoa!
279
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,412
Easy, boy.
Easy, boy. Whoa.
280
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,314
Ho dere. Shh-shh.
281
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,618
Easy there, easy there.
282
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,721
Good boy.
283
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,456
Someday I'll have
to shoot you.
284
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,924
Damn it, Pepito!
285
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,325
How many times have I told you
286
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,760
to leave Mr. Buckwald alone?
287
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,762
I've had enough!
288
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,164
(cries)
289
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,899
No, Papi.
290
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,167
Keep going, Ernesto.
291
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,603
I feed on the screams
of children.
292
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,106
I'm so sorry, Papi!
293
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,941
Oh, my God.
294
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,275
What have I done?
295
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,344
PLÁCIDO: Oh, my God,
what have I done?
296
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,312
I'm serious.
297
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,813
I forgot my
whole life.
298
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,482
Who am I?!
299
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,684
(owl hoots)
300
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,020
Ernesto,
you spanked Pepito?
301
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,921
I know, I feel
terrible.
302
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,357
And I can sense I've lost
the respect of our lawn.
303
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:02,427
Hey, Ernesto, aren't you
coming to your lawn's party?
304
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,029
It's having a party?
305
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,430
I wasn't invited.
306
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,065
(inhales awkwardly)
307
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,369
I just saw Ernesto.
308
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,338
OTHERS:
Ooh.
309
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,173
You know, maybe
J.C.'s right.
310
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,208
Maybe Pepito needs
professional help.
311
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,610
Professional help?
312
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,011
Ernesto,
we're his parents.
313
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,446
We can figure
this out.
314
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,448
We just have to do our best
for ten more years,
315
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,949
and then he's
the army's problem.
316
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,785
(sighs) I don't
know, Maria.
317
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,688
I just can't figure out
what's wrong with him.
318
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,691
What's wrong with me?
319
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,194
Why do they need to
send me to a doctor?
320
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,630
Shut up, Pepito,
I'm trying to get laid.
321
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,632
Psst, wake up,
you flamp!
322
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,634
In my day, you'd
call them a flamp.
323
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,270
A "flamp" is like
a "gazoonka," but worse.
324
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,473
Good news, honey.
325
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,341
We got a surprise
for you.
326
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,811
Star third baseman Josh Carew?
327
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,412
What are you doing here?
328
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,247
Heard there was
a sick little girl.
329
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,882
I'm here to let her know
I'm gonna hit
330
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,317
two home runs for her tonight.
331
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,752
Sorry, Mr. Buckwald.
332
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,188
The hospital didn't receive
your $15 co-pay
333
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,589
for this hospital room.
334
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,491
Mr. Carew, could you
give me a hand?
335
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,892
(bat cracks)
336
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,728
(Gert screams)
337
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,162
Ow, my arm!
338
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,664
Get me to a hospital!
339
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,065
(bat cracks)
340
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,734
Oh, yeah, the bad insurance.
341
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,172
ANNOUNCER: We now return to
America's Next Top Announcer.
342
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,942
ANNOUNCER 2: We now return
to America's Next Top Announcer.
343
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,045
ANNOUNCER 3: We now return to
America's Next Top Announcer.
344
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:30,915
Kids, believe it or not, NBC was
once a very respected network.
345
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,383
What the hell is this?
346
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,385
The doctor said Gert's
bad eating habits are
347
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,020
the cause
of her heart problem,
348
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,089
so no more junk food
in this house.
349
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,257
I hate you, salad!
350
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,625
I'd throw tomatoes at you,
351
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,527
but it'd just make you
a bigger salad.
352
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,929
Gert, please,
you're my baby sister.
353
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,931
I want you to be around
for a long time.
354
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,400
And I'll admit,
I, too, could probably stand
355
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,735
to lose a few pounds.
356
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,204
BUCKWALDS:
Oh, full-figured Becky.
357
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,207
Full-figured or not,
still not my type.
358
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,477
GONZALEZES:
Oh, Straight Uncle Jorge.
359
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,881
Hey, Gert, I heard you
were in the hospital.
360
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,883
Are you a sex addict
like my father?
361
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,285
ERNESTO: Hey, Maria,
Pepito's out of the house.
362
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,089
Oh, dear, wherever
did my pants go?
363
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,457
Anyway, I drew
you a picture.
364
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,058
It started
as Superman,
365
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,060
but then I got bored,
and it became Godzilla,
366
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,129
and then I got bored again,
and it became a monkey,
367
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,165
and now I'm bored again,
so it's on fire.
368
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,299
Aah!
369
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,135
Thanks, Pepito,
but I'm okay.
370
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,771
The doctors just say I got
a bum ticker, that's all.
371
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,307
The doctors say there's
something wrong with me, too.
372
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,942
Well, what do
doctors know?
373
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,944
If they were so smart,
they wouldn't keep crashing
374
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,779
while driving home
from the hospital drunk.
375
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,780
(tires screeching, crashing)
376
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,015
(horn honks)
377
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,819
(zips)
378
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,187
Cool, found a bathroom.
379
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,155
Hey, it's the little fat girl.
380
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,623
You shouldn't be
in the men's room,
381
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,759
you fat little idiot.
382
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,097
Well, the doctor says
Pepito has ADHD.
383
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,466
I don't know how we're gonna
get him to take these pills.
384
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,202
I've got an idea.
385
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,270
How about I go to work and
make money for the family,
386
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,506
and when I get home it's
somehow worked itself out.
387
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:05,043
I'm a ninja, most silent
of all the world's assassins.
388
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,811
Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
Ninja! Ninja!
389
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,646
Ninja! Ninja!
Ninja! Ninja!
390
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,716
Pepito, I have some
special candy for you.
391
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,151
This doesn't look
like candy.
392
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,520
Is this the medicine
the doctor gave you?
393
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,556
You're right, Pepito, it's
not candy-- it's drugs.
394
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,125
Don't you want to take
drugs like a cool teenager?
395
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,894
Okay.
396
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,730
Oh, good, you took my advice
and got him on medication.
397
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,699
Now can we talk about
my plan for composting?
398
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,400
Because I really...
399
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,971
It took a long time
for him to be annoying
400
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,139
in that exact spot,
but it was worth it.
401
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,314
Ernesto, will you help me
get Pepito ready for bed?
402
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,717
Uh, I just ate a whole pack
of beef jerky.
403
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,152
If I move,
I'm gonna fart.
404
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,556
Pepito, time to start thinking
about getting ready for bed!
405
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,391
(farts)
406
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,727
(groans)
407
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,897
If it's okay, I'm gonna
brush my teeth first.
408
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,166
Wow, he did that
without a fight.
409
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,102
All right, let's do
the other one.
410
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,436
Papi, time for bed!
411
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,871
PLÁCIDO:
Go to hell!
412
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,574
I'm watching Conan
on his pretend network.
413
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,542
(semitrailer blows horn)
414
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,944
Hey, George,
I'm looking for work.
415
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,545
I need to pay
for Gert's surgery.
416
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,515
Sorry, Bud, all the charity
stage time is filled up.
417
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,883
DEEJAY:
Mesothelioma?
418
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,786
More like,
mesotheli-oh-my-God,
419
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,488
what a performance!
420
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,859
We would like to dedicate
today's collection
421
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,193
to Gert Buckwald,
422
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,763
a very sweet, innocent
five-year-old girl
423
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,766
in need of a very serious
medical procedure.
424
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,768
ANNOUNCER: Money may or may not
actually go to Gert Buckwald. Please
425
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,603
make out all checks to Reverend
Fantastic's bail bondsman.
426
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,039
This church is not actually
a church. There is no God.
427
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,946
Hey, Bud, you look upset.
428
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,748
You know, my family uses
a great doctor in Mexico
429
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,617
who's less expensive
than American doctors.
430
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,788
Put my daughter's life in
the hands of a Mexican doctor?
431
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,993
(sighs) I guess I got
no other choice.
432
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,828
Well, at first I was
hesitant about going
433
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,663
to an American
doctor for Pepito.
434
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,098
But it worked
out great.
435
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,567
Trust me, Dr.
Gutierrez is the best.
436
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,402
He even did my
mustache enlargement
437
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,971
so I look tasteful
and natural.
438
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,906
Hey, Ernesto!
439
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:18,042
Ugh, that's what a midlife
crisis looks like.
440
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,081
ANNOUNCER: We now return
to The Mexican Bachelorette.
441
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,816
Will you accept
this rose?
442
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,251
Yes.
Ten dollars, please.
443
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,654
I don't think he bought the rose
for the right reasons.
444
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,823
Ernesto, I'm worried
about Pepito.
445
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,925
Ever since he started
taking that medicine,
446
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,326
he's not himself
anymore.
447
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,761
Well, he's staying
out of trouble.
448
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,162
Isn't that
what we want?
449
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,164
Maria, the doctor told us
to give him the pills,
450
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,599
and I'm sure
he knows best.
451
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,601
I even started giving them
to Furnesto,
452
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,036
and now he's taught
himself to sing.
453
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,437
Ready, Furnesto?
454
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,438
Okay!
455
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,273
♪ My name is Furnesto ♪
456
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,608
♪ And this is my song ♪
457
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,477
♪ I like to be happy ♪
458
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,178
♪ And sing all day long. ♪
459
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,346
(screams)
460
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,181
He's an absolute dream!
461
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,050
(bird screeches,
hamsters scream)
462
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,125
I don't know
about this place.
463
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,860
If this is a real hospital,
464
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,362
how come they don't got a wing
named after a Jewish?
465
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,730
Oh, Maria, Ernesto.
466
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,632
Thank you guys so
much for helping us.
467
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,468
No problem, we even lit
a prayer candle for her.
468
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,404
To the patron saint
of fat kids.
469
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,242
He turned water into Kool-Aid
by adding Kool-Aid mix.
470
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,310
Dr. Gutierrez, thank you
for helping us
471
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,745
with our neighbor's surgery.
472
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,713
Of course, Maria.
473
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,814
Buenos días.
474
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,249
You listen
here, Doctor.
475
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,251
Gert is my daughter,
and I swear to God,
476
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,219
if you eat a taco
during that surgery,
477
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,588
I will murder your
entire family.
478
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,223
Who the hell told you
that you could speak
479
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,658
to Mexicans
like that?
480
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,060
One more word
out of you,
481
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,062
and I will let your fat pig
of a daughter die
482
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,496
in a trough
like she deserves!
483
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,532
Understood?!
Yes, sir.
484
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,933
Good.
485
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,902
Throw out
the surgery tacos.
486
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,375
Be strong, princess,
you're my little soldier.
487
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,012
Mostly because we can't provide
good medical care for you.
488
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,348
Hey, Pepito, we may be
sitting here a while.
489
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,350
You want to go outside
and kick a soccer ball?
490
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,952
No, thanks, Papi.
491
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,388
Huh, I think you were right
about those pills.
492
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,390
I barely even recognize
him anymore.
493
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,526
Even his face is turning
into that of a boring child.
494
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,631
Okay, let's begin.
495
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,633
Oh, my poor baby.
496
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,269
Dear God, I know you're retired,
497
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,805
but I really need you to save
my sweet angel, Gert.
498
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,540
If you must kill a little girl,
499
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,976
I recommend Maddie Gibbons
at 8 Spruce Lane.
500
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,945
Her bedroom is the third window
on the left,
501
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,813
and she's always home
after 6:00.
502
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,783
Amen, starring Sherman Hemsley.
503
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,252
Janice, I don't
trust these doctors.
504
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,087
Don't worry,
Gert's gonna be fine.
505
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,623
She's got a long life
of heart surgeries ahead of her.
506
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,291
(gasps)
He's got a knife!
507
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,794
I'm going in there!
Bud, no!
508
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,797
What kind of pediatric surgeon
cuts open a little girl?!
509
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,898
Mr. Buckwald.
510
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,733
Ew, guts!
511
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,735
You contaminated
the patient!
512
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,737
Her heart is failing.
513
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,506
Oh, God,
what have I done?!
514
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,608
Hey, Daddy, look
at me, I'm flying!
515
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,976
(whoops)
516
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,844
Oh, my ghost heart!
517
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:15,186
My angel's gonna die,
and it's all my fault.
518
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,588
Don't worry, Dad,
if you want a new baby,
519
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,291
there's a whole room
of free ones.
520
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,693
Mr. Buckwald,
because of you,
521
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,128
your daughter suffered
heart failure
522
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,130
and required
an emergency transplant.
523
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,466
We had no choice
but to give her a pig heart.
524
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,968
You gave my angel
a pig heart?!
525
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,970
It was the only
donor we had.
526
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,206
Could I have one final
moment with her?
527
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,009
I'm free!
528
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,810
Yay...!
529
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,712
But your daughter's
going to be okay.
530
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,614
Gert!
My princess.
531
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,550
I'm so glad
you're okay.
532
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,552
Me, too,
but heaven sure was fun.
533
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,022
Here's a tidbit--
no sign of Robin Williams.
534
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,957
Thanks for your help, Ernesto.
535
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,993
And, Dr. Gutierrez,
I was wrong about you.
536
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,862
You saved my
little angel.
537
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,630
What the hell
is that?
538
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,632
Oh, that happens whenever I
shake hands with a Mexican.
539
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,367
That's how
the show ends.
540
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,371
Oh, that's right, Pepito
still has a thing.
541
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,473
Get out of
here, rainbow!
542
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:10,875
Isn't this great,
Pepito?
543
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,211
Your little friend Gert
is all better.
544
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,813
Aah, that's it.
545
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,548
No more of those
damn pills.
546
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,650
Janice, you have any more
of that "Go-Go juice" stuff
547
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,285
you used to give to Gert?
548
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,060
I'm bored, what
can I break?
549
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,195
(crashing) This is
the Pepito I want.
550
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,031
Yeah, the real
Pepito.
551
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,567
Look, people darts!
552
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,535
Ow! Aah!
553
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,170
Oh, cool, steroids!
554
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,339
Yes!
555
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,242
Aw, now I'll never be
Joe Rogan's friend.
556
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,212
Gert, we're so glad
you're okay.
557
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,715
I would have given you my
own heart if I could have.
558
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,049
Oh, Daddy.
559
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,751
And I got you
a surprise.
560
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,186
Fudge-covered ribs.
561
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:56,220
(gasps)
562
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,888
(snorting)
563
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,523
Dad, what are
you doing?
564
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,859
Did you learn nothing
from the past two weeks?
565
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,362
Yeah, I learned that even
though he might be hyper,
566
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,864
I love Pepito just
the way he is.
567
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,900
And I learned that no matter
how bad I screw myself up,
568
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,869
Mexico can fix me.
569
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,937
(burps)
570
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,538
Yeah, let's eat!
571
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,910
Let him die.
572
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,079
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573
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,781
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