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When I got a letter
from my birth father when I was 14,
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my parents were super cool
about it.
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Have you met him yet?
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No, I haven't even read the letter.
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Dear Su Jin...
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One day, she went out
and didn't come back
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and we were forced
to give you up.
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Don't you dare.
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George?
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I can't, I can't.
What?
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I'm so sorry, Yu Chang.
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No, uh-uh.
Hi.
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You cannot just come here
and then do whatever you want.
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I'm ready. For real this time.
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Yu Chang, I like you.
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A lot.
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Please just give me one more chance.
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You'd better not make me
regret this.
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Come in.
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Are you right there?
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Mm-hm.
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Mm...
What are you going to do?
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(LAUGHS)
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You are such a little creepo.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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(ALARM BEEPS)
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(GROANS)
No!
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Let's just stay here forever.
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Oh, I wish. Gotta open the cafe.
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You can stay here, though,
if you want.
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Nah, I've gotta get back
to Mount Whiteman for Gotcha Day.
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It's your pretend birthday today?
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Yeah, and I've decided
to tell my parents that
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I'm gonna write to Korea,
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to my birth father.
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Jane, that's... That's huge!
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That's great.
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You're gonna... you're gonna connect
with your Korean dad.
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Uh, don't call him that.
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Why?
Well, he's not my dad.
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Oh, right, I mean...
I meant your biological...
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Because I already have a dad,
and he may not be perfect,
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but he's a pretty bloody good dad.
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Jack's awesome. I know.
That's not what I meant.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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Yeah.
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(ALARM BEEPS)
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You should, you should probably go.
Yeah.
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Alright.
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Maybe I can pop over later and,
I dunno, bring some cake...
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..or something?
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Depends what the something is.
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(LINE RINGS)
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Jane?
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I did it.
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I popped my Asian guy cherry.
With Yu Chang!
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How was it?
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Oh, my God, Hera, it was like
a religious experience.
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I feel like I just got laid
by Asian Jesus.
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I just... Oh!
Sorry. You OK?
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You alright? Corners, yeah?
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Mate, what the fu...?!
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You OK?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm OK.
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Just...
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(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(RECORD SCRATCHES)
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(SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(MUSIC FADES)
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Yeah, I'm... I'm more than OK.
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I'm cured.
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I think I've cured
my white fever.
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Yes, bitch!
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Yeah! I popped my Asian cherry.
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I popped my Asian cherry.
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I popped my Asian cherry.
I popped my Asian cherry.
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There it goes. OK. (GRUNTS)
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Oh, God. There you go.
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(PANTING) Alright.
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Halvies?
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You like Haw Flakes too?
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(READS) I feel very sad
for what happened.
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I think of you, Su Jin, every day.
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Please know it wasn't my choice.
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I wanted to keep you.
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(SIGHS)
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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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Hey, Dad?
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Oh.
Come... come in.
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Can I talk to you for a sec?
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Yeah, yeah, sure. What is it?
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You know those letters I got...
(SPLASH)
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, shit.
Whoa.
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Shit, shit, shit!
No, here. Here.
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I've got it. I've got it, got it.
Whoa!
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(CHUCKLES)
(SPLASH)
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Yeah.
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No escaping now,
ya slippery sashimi.
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Don't.
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Well, you know,
jumping out like that?
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I reckon he's got a death wish -
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you know, trying to commit
the old harikari.
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Dad!
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Mate,
stop being a foolish fish finger.
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Oh, my God, you're such a boofhead.
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You're a boofhead.
You are.
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You - you are. So, what?
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What did you want to tell me?
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Oh. Um...
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Nothing, nothing.
It can... it can wait.
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Home sweet home.
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Hey... Hey, Dad.
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Hey, I'm sorry about Llewellyn.
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I-I should have told you earlier,
but...
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Janey, we don't need to.
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You know, like you said,
Mum's just going through a thing.
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Everything's gonna be fine,
trust me.
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Our little family will be back to
normal before you know it.
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(MAN ARGUES)
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That's your version of it.
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That's your version.
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In a garden out of sight,
a flower sprouted small but bright,
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without my seed,
but with my water,
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that flower grew...
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ALL: Into our daughter!
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Happy Gotcha Day, Janey!
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Yay! Gotcha!
Mum.
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Gotcha!
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And what about little Jane
and the toilet?
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No, not the toilet story.
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You'd come into our room
in the middle of the night
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and we'd be woken with this little
tap, tap, tap on the arm.
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And we'd have to take it in turns
to take you to the loo.
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And sometimes you would
insist that we both take you.
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And we'd hoist you up
onto the toilet.
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And we'd have to hold you up
there...
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Because you'd always lose
your balance
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when you did number twos.
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Oh, your mum and I,
we make a good team, don't we?
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(PHONE RINGS)
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OK, Bob, finish your joke.
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The crumpet turned to the waffle
and said, "Well, what do you know?
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"A sentient toaster!"
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(LAUGHS)
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Um...
What's this? Low-alcohol wine?
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Deirdre...
Well, Dr Richard said
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you need to be careful
about drinking with your meds.
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I don't mind it, actually -
got some lovely floral notes.
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Is anyone else getting rosewater?
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Tell you what I'm not getting
is pickled.
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Everyone, I have some news
that I want to share with you all.
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It's about Korea.
Oh!
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Speaking of Korea,
how cute are these?
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(SQUEALS)
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Oh. Oh, great.
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Um...
Whoopsie.
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What did you want to say, Janey?
Oh.
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Um... Um...
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I just wanted you all to know
that...
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Oh, Paul, please -
they're decorative.
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Janey, can you pass
the little Asian man?
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Sorry?
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The little Korean salt man.
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Oh, yeah. OK.
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Thanks, darling.
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What did you want to say, Janey?
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Oh, I, um... I... I...
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I'm going to write to Korea,
to my birth father.
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Oh, Janey!
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
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Dad?
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If that's what you want,
then I'm all for it.
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I will always have your back,
Janey, no matter what.
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Oh, Dad. Thanks, Dad.
Thanks. Thanks, Mum.
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Look, I know I was a bit of a...
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I was a bit of a ratbag
back when I got the letters.
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But I really am glad
that you wrote back, Mum.
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And that... and that,
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yeah, you kept them safe for me
until I felt ready to...
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(SQUEALS)
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Oh, the letters
from your birth father.
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I can't find them.
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I'm so sorry, Janey.
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I haven't read them for a while,
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and I went to go and get them,
but they're gone!
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Oh, that's a shame.
I can't find them anywhere.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Oh, Janey, I'm so sorry.
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The letter!
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What...? What happened?
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The, um...
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Yeah. It wasn't my fault.
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Someone, they, um...
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I'm sorry, Mum.
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What made you want to read them now?
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Just felt like the right time.
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Oh...
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Maybe I should write again, too.
What do you think?
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Oh, I, um...
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If you want, then...
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Is it cake time?
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(SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN KOREAN)
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(CHEERING)
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What did you wish for, Janey?
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She can't tell you.
Otherwise it won't come true.
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It's unlikely to happen
either way.
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For God's sake, Bob,
stop being such a...
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I'm going to go to Korea.
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Do you think you want to meet
your birth family?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Oh!
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I had given up hope
this day would ever come.
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See?
This is the best Gotcha Day ever.
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Just to be clear, you haven't
actually written to Korea yet?
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No, not yet.
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How do you know your birth family
still want to meet you?
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Mum!
They wrote over 15 years ago.
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Maybe their situation has changed.
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Maybe they're dead.
Bob!
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OK, well, I guess I'll...
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I'll just... I'll just find out,
won't I?
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You're really serious about this?
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Yeah.
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Yes, I am.
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So this is different from the time
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you decided you wanted
to become a vegan?
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Dad.
Only to find you later that night,
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hiding out the back,
gorging on sausages!
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I just like meat. OK?
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Don't worry, love -
we descended from cavemen.
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We're supposed to eat meat.
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Well, yes,
but not supermarket sausages.
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Meat's meat.
No, meat is not just meat.
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It matters where it comes from.
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Look, I'm serious about going
to Korea.
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And we think it's a wonderful idea.
Don't we, Jack?
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Dad?
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Take where Jane's from.
Oh, here we go.
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They can't get enough
of Australian beef over there.
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I mean, it's good for our economy,
but it's not natural.
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Korean people
eating Australian beef?
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Our caveman ancestors
would be rolling in their graves.
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Well, if they want to eat our meat,
I think it's great.
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There's nothing better
than Aussie beef.
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I'm sure Korean beef
is pretty tasty too.
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I don't think they have many cows
over there.
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They have cows. Actually,
their Hanwoo beef
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is considered to be premium.
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Aussie beef is superior.
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Yeah, it's just a fact.
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Is it, though?
Well, if Korean beef is so tasty,
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why do they import
so much Aussie beef?
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Because it's better.
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Or maybe they were just made to think
it was better,
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but that doesn't mean
it is actually better though.
258
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,999
They were just told that it was
for so long,
259
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,079
they started to believe it,
and then it just became a fact.
260
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,599
And then they just kept eating it
and eating it
261
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,239
when, yeah,
maybe Uncle Bob is right.
262
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,560
Maybe they should just be eating
their own meat.
263
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,599
To be fair, we do have
more acreage to raise cows...
264
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,119
I had sex with an Asian man!
265
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,199
Are you talking about the sex doll?
A sex doll?
266
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,199
I wish things like that were around
when I still had the flexibility.
267
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,999
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la... ♪
No, no.
268
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,559
I'm not talking about the sex doll.
269
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,679
I'm... I'm talking about Yu Chang.
I had sex with Yu Chang.
270
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,599
Oh, you mean George Yu Chang?
Who?
271
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,119
Becky's George.
272
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,559
He's reclaimed his Chinese name.
273
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,999
Oh, Dragon Empress Becky.
274
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,719
George - he was such a sweet,
tiny, little thing.
275
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,759
Well, he's not tiny anymore.
276
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,919
He's filled out
in all the right places,
277
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,359
and he's very hot
and very hairless and very Asian.
278
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,919
And you know what?
279
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,239
I think I really, really like him.
280
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,839
Janey!
281
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,320
What does it matter that he's Asian?
282
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,279
What do you mean?
283
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,119
You keep saying he's Asian.
It's a bit offensive, isn't it?
284
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,719
No! No.
285
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,759
It's a good thing.
286
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,879
I just meant that he's way more Asian
than I am.
287
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,239
Yes, but that's because
you're not very Asian.
288
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,319
That's my point.
I'm not following.
289
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,359
Well, I'm not very Asian.
290
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,159
And you want to be very Asian?
Yes!
291
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,439
Maybe.
Why?
292
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,079
Because...
293
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,719
Because I am Asian!
294
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,439
Oh, my God, I feel like
I'm losing my mind.
295
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,679
Well, that makes two of us.
296
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,959
So you don't see me as Asian?
297
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,959
No, of course not.
Mum?
298
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,279
Do you see me as Asian?
299
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,399
Um...
300
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,799
I'm not sure I quite understand
the question.
301
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,159
Yes, of course, you're Asian, Jane.
302
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,039
You might not be very Asian,
303
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,719
but you're still Asian.
Well, it depends.
304
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,799
I mean, biologically, I'd say yes,
but culturally, no.
305
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,479
This is because of you.
What's because of me?
306
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,119
You, just out of the blue,
deciding after 40 years of marriage
307
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,279
that you're a lesbian.
308
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,639
And now our daughter decides
that she wants to go
309
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,519
to a foreign country
and eat Asian meat.
310
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,119
You're a lesbian?
311
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,759
I identify as pansexual.
312
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,679
And it's not a foreign country,
313
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,159
it's her birth country.
314
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,199
And if she wants to go
and eat Asian meat,
315
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,039
then I want her to go
and eat as much Asian meat
316
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,159
as she can get her hands on.
317
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,279
And so should you!
Well, I don't, OK?
318
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,999
I just want things to go
back to normal.
319
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,239
Jane, do not get caught up
in all this craziness.
320
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,719
You're just our little Janey,
and that's all there is to it.
321
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,679
No, Grandma Coral is right.
322
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:05,839
I am Asian, I'm Korean,
and my birth name is Su Jin.
323
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,679
All you need to know
is that you are just like us.
324
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,519
You're just like me!
325
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,840
Well, maybe I don't want
to be like you anymore!
326
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,199
May...
327
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,959
Maybe I want more.
328
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,319
More? More what?
329
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,839
More of something
that you can't give me.
330
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,599
When did you become so ungrateful?
331
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,759
We have given you everything!
332
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,280
Yeah, well, what about
what I've lost?!
333
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,320
Do you think
we could have the cake now?
334
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,199
Oh, thanks for the lift, Mum.
335
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,680
Just... Oh.
336
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,999
Ow! Mum...
337
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,159
Adopting you was the hardest thing
I have ever done.
338
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,399
Oh, Mum, please.
339
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,599
I don't think I can handle
anything heavy right now.
340
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,279
I didn't think I would survive.
341
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,000
Oh, God. OK.
342
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,720
When we went to pick you up
from Korea...
343
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,399
Oh, I was a mess.
344
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:28,439
But your dad, though,
he was my rock.
345
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,159
He always kept it together.
346
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,400
And then you turn out to be
this most perfect little thing.
347
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,199
Yeah, you just...
348
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,679
You used to follow him around,
349
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,480
and you would just hang
on his every word.
350
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,559
He was so relieved.
351
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,800
Oh, he was so happy.
352
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,080
He was the happiest
I have ever seen him.
353
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,480
And if I'm honest...
354
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,760
..I was jealous.
355
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,319
Mum...
356
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,359
'Cause you and him connected
in a way that...
357
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,400
..in a way that you and I never did.
358
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,919
I think he thought
things would never change.
359
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,600
With you or with me.
360
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,479
Oh, Mum!
361
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,959
Oh, Mum. Mum, don't cry.
362
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,279
You'll make me cry.
No.
363
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,959
It's alright. Don't cry.
364
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,159
I don't want to cry.
365
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,959
And I don't want
your gross, snotty hanky!
366
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,200
Gross!
367
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,280
(LAUGHS)
368
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,639
Sometimes I wish things could just
go back to how they were.
369
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,679
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
370
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,800
You and your dad are so alike.
371
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,319
Talk to him, Jane.
Oh, no...
372
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,520
Life is too short to hold grudges,
especially with family.
373
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,520
These belong with you.
374
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,200
Thanks.
375
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,239
How about May?
376
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,679
What?
377
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,200
For our trip to Korea.
378
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,719
Oh! Oh, you want to come?
379
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,799
Of course, silly!
380
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,279
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
381
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,560
Right!
382
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,120
(SOFTLY) Right.
383
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,000
Oh.
384
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,480
Wh...?
385
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:01,720
No. No... No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
386
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,239
Please. Kintaro, Kintaro, Kintaro.
387
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,759
Come on, come on.
388
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,079
Come on. Come on,
Kintaro, come on.
389
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,680
Come on, come on.
(PHONE BUZZES)
390
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,399
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
Is this something up to scratch?
391
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,560
Would that go with a fish finger?
392
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,040
Oh. Is that...? Is that dead?
393
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,400
Yep. Yep.
394
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,040
(CRYING) Yep.
395
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,719
How'd it go with your Mum
and Dad today?
396
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,720
Um...
397
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,280
Pretty shit, actually.
398
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,079
Oh...
399
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,440
Hey, I'm sorry.
400
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,159
I told them about you.
401
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,359
What'd you say?
402
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,080
Um, you know, that you and I, uh...
403
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,319
That we, uh...?
404
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,559
Yes.
We what?
405
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,080
You know, that we hooked up.
406
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,199
Wait, you told your parents
that we had sex?
407
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,679
No.
408
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,639
Well, yeah, but it's...
409
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,919
I don't know. It's that...
410
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,919
We, um, we got into this...
411
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,519
..got into this stupid argument
about me being Asian or not.
412
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,959
It was so fucked up, and, um...
413
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,999
I'm... I'm sorry.
It just kind of came out.
414
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,560
'Cause having sex with me
is proof that you're Asian?
415
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,919
No. What?
416
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,239
What are we even...?
417
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,799
This is... This is so dumb.
418
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,799
Let-let...
Let's just eat cake and make out.
419
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,999
No, hang on, Jane -
420
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,039
fucking me is not gonna make you
more Asian.
421
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,199
What?
422
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,879
Grow up, Jane.
423
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,039
Everyone else figured this shit out
ages ago.
424
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,439
You know what? Fuck you.
425
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,879
Not everyone got to have it easy
like you did.
426
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,719
What are you...?
You're the one that had it easy.
427
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,519
I couldn't just pretend that
I'm not Asian whenever I wanted to.
428
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,759
Yeah, because you didn't
have to pretend, did you?
429
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:11,119
You didn't have to pretend at school
or at the supermarket
430
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,160
or fucking tennis practice
or on your fucking birthday.
431
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,439
You just got to go home and chill
and eat handmade dumplings
432
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,600
with your perfect Chinese mum,
who looked just like you.
433
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,799
Jane, I'm sorry, OK? I didn't...
I didn't know that's the way...
434
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,399
I think you should go.
435
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,799
Jane, hang on. I'm sorry.
You know what?
436
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,440
I did think fucking you
would make me more Asian, but, um...
437
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,719
..you're right.
438
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,959
I don't think it worked.
439
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,999
I guess that means you and me -
440
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,120
we're done.
441
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:02,359
♪ You know, I'm pretty well tired
of walking this road
442
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,639
♪ Yeah, I'm wondering
what it's all about
443
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,719
♪ You know, I'm pretty well styled
I keep in the mode
444
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,760
♪ But the mode wants
to keep me way out
445
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,479
♪ I feel the city drag under my feet,
keeps me beat
446
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,600
♪ I just want to scream and to shout
447
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,079
♪ I make a little black tea
(PHONE RINGS)
448
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,759
♪ And I pour it inside
449
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,680
♪ But it falls through
I'm all hollowed out
450
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,920
(GROANS)
451
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,319
♪ And when you break me a smile
452
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,799
♪ Your light is a star
And your star is a light in the sky
453
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,519
♪ But when you break me, I cry
454
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,519
♪ Black holes open up,
swallow everything
455
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,560
♪ I don't know why
456
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,360
♪ When all the light is gone
457
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,079
♪ Sailing off far from home
458
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,959
♪ When all seems quite alone
459
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,919
♪ You're a light
Lead me home, lead me home
460
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,200
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
461
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,079
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
462
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,040
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
463
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,159
♪ And what's it to you
if I'm high or low?
464
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,720
♪ What's the difference
above or below?
465
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,359
♪ Oh-oh-oh
466
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,719
♪ Surely now the fight is gone
467
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,320
(VEHICLE APPROACHES)
468
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,680
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
469
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,119
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
470
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,320
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
(MESSAGE BEEPS)
471
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,279
(TANNOY BEEPS)
472
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,119
(OVER TANNOY) Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
473
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:06,519
This is the final boarding call
for flight KE 704 to Seoul.
474
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,239
Please proceed to game seven
for immediate boarding.
475
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,880
Please have your boarding pass
and passport ready.
476
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,120
(CONVERSATIONS IN KOREAN)
477
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,839
♪ All that you give
is what you don't deliver
478
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,239
♪ Stuck in a phase
479
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,439
♪ Misguided by mistakes
480
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,759
♪ Your addictive poison
is dragging me down... ♪
481
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,039
(SPEAKS KOREAN)
482
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,479
Oh.
You dropped this.
483
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,920
Oh, thanks.
484
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,240
Is that your dad?
485
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,680
Um...
486
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,679
Yeah.
487
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,920
Yeah, it is.
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