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(gears clacking)
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Welcome to Spiderwick.
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I know this house is
weird and moldy,
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but it's full of secrets
and surprises.
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DORIAN:
Prepare for The Spiderwick Chronicles.
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This town is full of stories.
Some are darker than others.
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JARED:
I think our great-great-grandpa Arthur Spiderwick
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discovered that
magical creatures are real.
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(creature sneezes)
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My father catalogued
each and every creature
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of the invisible world.
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- There's this ogre, Mulgarath.
- (snarling)
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JARED:
He wants Great-Grandpa Spiderwick's Field Guide
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- so he can kill everyone.
- (hissing)
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You want something more.
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I'm an ogre.
I want everything more.
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- LUCINDA: Find the pages.
- (creature sneezes)
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Put Spiderwick's Field Guide
back together.
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You have to save everyone.
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(fire whooshing)
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Believe.
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(crickets chirping)
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♪ ♪
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NARRATOR:
Dear viewer...
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Like all fairy tales,
it begins, "Once upon a time..."
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Our time...
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- is now.
- (croaking)
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♪ ♪
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(low snarling)
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DORIAN:
Where's my daughter?
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Where's my daughter?!
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(wood thuds, creaks)
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(creature snarls)
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DORIAN:
I did what you wanted.
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The Grace family is coming.
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Living at
the old Spiderwick Estate.
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So please...
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give me my daughter back.
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(growling)
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(panting)
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Daddy!
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Oh, Calliope.
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Oh, Calliope.
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- I'm so...
- I'm all right.
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I just want to go home.
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Oh, God.
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Y-You're shorter.
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An inch.
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Less, but shorter.
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The scar from when you took
the Shrinky Dink
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out of the toaster oven
too quickly, it's...
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...it's on the wrong cheek.
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It was on the left.
Not the right.
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Stop scaring me.
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Which Shrinky Dink was it?
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- I don't remember.
- Try, princess!
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SpongeBob.
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It was SpongeBob, right?
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My Calliope would never
let me call her "princess."
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She'd think
it was too diminutive.
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Who are you?
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Wrong question.
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- (roaring)
- (screams)
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(crunching)
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The troll is eating...
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...as you planned.
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(creature snarling)
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(growling)
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My dread Lord Mulgarath.
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Shh...
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When attired in this frock,
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I believe it would benefit
our righteous cause
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to refer to this flesh as...
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Daddy.
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- Daddy.
- Yeah.
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We have much to do.
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The Grace family is coming.
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Arthur Spiderwick's Field Guide
will soon be ours.
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(croaks)
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(passing truck horn blares)
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SIMON:
Okay, buddy.
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Who's hungry?
(clicks tongue)
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Doesn't this gross you out?
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Feeding a windshield buffet
to your mice.
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Lemondrop and Jeffrey
are starving.
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Kids, can I get
some help, please?
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MALLORY:
Yeah. Coming.
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HELEN:
We've got to smoosh this luggage in.
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Careful.
Don't squish that bag.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay, I want to get there
before the moving truck.
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- Where's your brother?
- We were just in the mini-mart.
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You think Jared's getting
into trouble, like always?
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Give him a break, you guys.
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We're all here
to support your brother.
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And we're moving to Michigan
to help him get
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the psychiatric help he needs,
so... just be kind.
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♪ ♪
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- (door chimes)
- HELEN: Hurry up.
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We've been waiting.
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- Where were you?
- I was being
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inconsiderate, and in doing so,
I diminish my own dignity.
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But I was using the gas station
Wi-Fi to download a podcast
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so Mallory and I
won't fight over music.
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- (door chimes)
- Hey! Hey, you.
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I saw that.
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Saw what?
What happened?
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I saw him steal a pack of gum.
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JARED:
W-What?
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What? No, I didn't.
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Okay, wait, wait.
Look, he's not lying.
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All right? I promise.
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You know Jared hates gum.
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It's true.
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No breath freshener
of any kind, tragically.
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He wouldn't take it. Swear.
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Look.
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See? He doesn't have it.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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Come on, bring it in,
bring it in.
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We're not gonna let that
ruin our move.
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This is gonna be great.
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Grace family rule number one?
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ALL:
Don't be d-bags.
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HELEN:
Let's do this!
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♪ Boogie jive and rap is life
where I'm from ♪
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♪ Where I'm from, Ahmed play
with Izzy where I'm from ♪
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♪ Where I'm from, it be like
run your coat black ♪
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♪ Jupiter, keeps
her fat beats by the pack ♪
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♪ Where I'm from,
nappy hair is life ♪
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♪ We be reading Marx
where I'm from ♪
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♪ The kids be rockin' Clarks
where I'm from ♪
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♪ You turn around your cap,
you talk over a beat ♪
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♪ And dig some sounds boomin'
out a Jeep, where I'm from... ♪
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(speaking secret twin language)
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♪ Where I'm from, the beats
is infinite where I'm from ♪
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♪ Voodoo, ashubani... ♪
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Please stop
with the dumb twin language.
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I'm trying to concentrate.
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♪ On vibes, we freak
them universal beats ♪
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♪ You find it a the spot you hit
at ends of every week ♪
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♪ We twist, exists,
to spin the maddest hits... ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(vehicle doors closing)
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It's big.
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It's a Victorian.
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It's a piece of crap.
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Yep. It's a big piece
of Victorian crap.
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But it's ours.
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It's been in our family
for generations.
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JARED:
It has very "haunted plantation
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with tortured ghost ancestors"
vibes.
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No. The North had redlining,
not plantations.
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This isn't North, Mallory.
This is Michigan.
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Restaurants here serve
potato salad
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with raisins
and militia memberships.
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- (keys jingling)
- HELEN: Okay.
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(gears clacking)
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(gasps)
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Welcome to Spiderwick.
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(door creaks)
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♪ ♪
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(door closes)
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The outside is inside.
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Your great-grandpa Arthur
planted this tree.
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It's called a manchineel tree.
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They call the fruit
death apples.
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Indigenous people used them
to ward off evil spirits.
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They're poison, so if you see
an apple growing, toss it.
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♪ ♪
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There's two kitchens.
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This mini-oven works
because why?
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Cooking mini-cocktail
wieners, duh.
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HELEN:
Arthur was an eccentric,
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and an artist,
and an armchair herpetologist...
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- Ew.
- That means he studied reptiles.
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- And an entomologist.
- That means he studied insects.
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I don't need you
to translate for me, Simon.
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I'm not stupid.
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- Debatable.
- JARED: Huh.
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Well, at least
I didn't ask Athena Nguyen
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how to pluck my unibrow hair.
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You went through my DMs?
I am so gonna end you!
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JARED:
You're gonna have to catch me first.
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MALLORY:
Oh, yeah, you better pray I don't.
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HELEN:
I know this house is weird and moldy,
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but I adored playing here
when I was a kid.
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It's full of secrets
and surprises.
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And the woods, Simon,
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you can't imagine
the animals, the plants.
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Stop selling sunshine.
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This is a house with walls
and doors and mushrooms.
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I know this is hard.
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Divorce and your dad
staying in Brooklyn.
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But since your
Great-Aunt Lucinda is...
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Nuttier than
a squirrel on molly?
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HELEN:
...in a hospital, we can live here.
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Once we clean this up,
this'll be great.
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And this is a good time
for a new beginning.
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Summer break. Time to get
settled before school.
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And I know we can all use
a fresh start.
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- (horn honks outside)
- HELEN: That's the moving truck.
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All right.
Come on, let's go.
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("Magic" by The Linda Lindas
playing)
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♪ If I was invisible ♪
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♪ No one would judge me
for wanting to be by myself ♪
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♪ But I'm already
invisible enough ♪
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♪ Without anybody else's help ♪
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♪ If I could go back in time ♪
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♪ And just change
that one thing ♪
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♪ Maybe now I'd be different ♪
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♪ But part of me
would always be missing ♪
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♪ What if magic was real? ♪
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♪ What if magic revealed ♪
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♪ Something nobody would ever ♪
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♪ Wish upon themselves
or anybody else ♪
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♪ Maybe reality is better. ♪
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Must've been Lucinda's room.
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She was literally
scratching at the walls.
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Those are too deep
to be made by a someone.
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It was probably a something.
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Some paint, an exorcism,
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this could be
a good room for us, man.
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In Brooklyn, we shared a room
because we had to.
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And it wasn't even a room.
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It was a converted pantry
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that smelled like
bouillon cubes and compromise.
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You know, now,
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we can finally have
our own rooms.
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Is this about the gum thing?
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- No. It's not about the gum.
- What? So you need privacy
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for some single player gaming?
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- Jared. Gross. No.
- (chuckles)
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Hey, you hate
Lemondrop and Jeffrey.
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You always complain
how they keep you awake.
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Now they don't have to.
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Okay, but we haven't spent
a night apart
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since Mark Novom's sleepover
party that I wasn't invited to,
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and Dad took you home because
you couldn't fall asleep
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without me.
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Okay. You're right.
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I would probably
creep into your bed at night
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when I get scared.
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And thanks to you,
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it's not like Dad could come
help us anymore, anyway.
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(birds chirping)
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(insects buzzing)
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♪ ♪
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Mm. Nice portrait.
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Those Spiderwick genes
are strong.
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The both of you.
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Some DNA is all
we have in common.
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And we can wear the same pants.
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Simon is nice and funny,
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00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,158
he knows what
a herpetologist is.
258
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,243
Everyone loves Simon.
259
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,747
Everyone hates me.
260
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,376
It's my fault
we had to move here.
261
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,963
(sighs)
262
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,475
You've been going through
a hard time for a while now,
263
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,270
and we both know
it's not getting better.
264
00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:58,606
I don't know why I do
the stupid things I do.
265
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,191
I just do.
266
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,662
Okay, I said I was sorry
about the thing at school.
267
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,490
I found a psychiatrist
in Henson.
268
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,908
Dr. Brauer.
269
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,202
He's been analyzing
your Aunt Lucinda's case.
270
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,829
Institutionalized Aunt Lucinda?
271
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,875
Lucinda is
my favorite person ever.
272
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,127
I've told you
all her stories about ogres
273
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,964
and wood elves and her
invisible little boggart friend,
274
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,424
Thimbletack.
275
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,720
But then she believed
her stories were true.
276
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:33,100
She thought
Thimbletack was real?
277
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,435
Dr. Brauer is a thoughtful
278
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,604
and highly respected
psychiatrist.
279
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,523
He'll help us figure out
what's going on
280
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:43,568
inside that incredible head
of yours.
281
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:44,944
See?
282
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,113
So it is my fault we're here.
283
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,074
Having mental health issues
isn't a fault.
284
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,578
It's just how you were made.
285
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,914
Yeah, but...
286
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,209
I wish you made me
more like Simon.
287
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,842
Come here.
288
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,596
(sharp exhale)
289
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,519
All right.
Come on, dinner's ready.
290
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,397
(kisses) Come on.
291
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,406
(growling)
292
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,242
(crickets chirping)
293
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,913
(owl hooting)
294
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,930
(thud echoes nearby)
295
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,056
Simon?
296
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,017
Did you hear that?
297
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,228
Mom?
298
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,272
Mallory, is that you?
299
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,873
(thudding continues)
300
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,093
(thudding continues)
301
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,405
(floorboards creaking)
302
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,243
(soft jingling)
303
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,456
(floorboards creaking)
304
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,683
Blood?
305
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,523
(glass shatters)
306
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,538
"A. Spiderwick."
307
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,291
Arthur Spiderwick?
308
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:50,129
(low growling)
309
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,839
(growling)
310
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,343
Welcome to our "people" house.
311
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,951
(hissing)
312
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,119
(meows)
313
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,331
So gross. Pets.
314
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,416
CFC air conditioning left on.
315
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,461
Triple-wall cardboard boxes
with bubble wrap
316
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,088
and packing tape used to ship
317
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,882
two double-A batteries
and a USB cord.
318
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,261
The world would be
a better place without humans.
319
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,132
That's why
I'm going to consume them.
320
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,142
And I am starving.
321
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,979
(rhythmic knock at door)
322
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,314
Hi. It's Stacy.
323
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,650
Varnow. From next door.
324
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,068
Dinner's here.
325
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,820
STACY:
I saw you pull up.
326
00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,655
My cat Goneril hasn't come home
327
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,740
and you left
your bedroom window open.
328
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,410
Uh, uh, yeah. Hi, Stacy.
329
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,911
- STACY: Can I come in?
- CALLIOPE (hushed): Yes.
330
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,912
No.
331
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,997
Yes.
332
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,959
No. It's too soon for our plan.
333
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,921
You know you want a taste of
her warm blood on your tongue.
334
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:17,009
(growls)
335
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,719
STACY:
I think I just heard her.
336
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,805
Goneril? Is that you?
It's Mommy.
337
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,479
(quietly):
No.
338
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,565
(louder):
Now's not a good time.
339
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,150
We'll keep an eye out.
340
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,610
Thanks, Stacy.
341
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,614
STACY:
Okay. Thanks for checking.
342
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,116
Goneril?
343
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,873
Hey, I'm hungry, too.
344
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:51,168
You promised me death.
345
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,089
A whole town.
346
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,926
Everyone?
347
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,471
I found the egg.
348
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,890
With that,
I'll be able to devour
349
00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,517
every last soul in Henson
350
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,560
and you will get the death
that sustains you,
351
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,854
my loyal fetch.
352
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,857
But if you require a snack...
353
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,777
(meows)
354
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,573
(crackling)
355
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,290
(Goneril yowling)
356
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,920
♪ Rescue me ♪
357
00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,214
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
358
00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,549
♪ Rescue me ♪
359
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,717
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
360
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,052
♪ Rescue me ♪
361
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,470
SIMON:
Where could they be?
362
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,972
- HELEN: Check the cabinet.
- JARED: Check under there.
363
00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,473
- SIMON: Are you kidding me?
- ♪ Rescue me. ♪
364
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,558
JARED:
No, no, look under the sink.
365
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:49,809
HELEN:
Why would they be in the sink?
366
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,269
- (overlapping chatter)
- Why are we freaking out?
367
00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,020
Lemondrop and Jeffrey
are missing!
368
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,480
JARED:
I heard something in the house.
369
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,857
A possum I think.
Maybe it ate them.
370
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,358
Maybe it was
Lemondrop and Jeffrey.
371
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,943
JARED:
No, no, it was bigger. Way.
372
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,528
Probably the thing that made
those scratch marks.
373
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:01,863
I stabbed it with Mal's sword.
374
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,781
You touched my gear?!
375
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,908
- (groans loudly)
- JARED: What?
376
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,411
- I was trying to help.
- Why didn't you wake me up?
377
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,746
- You wouldn't.
- You broke my sword!
378
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,249
- It was an accident.
- MALLORY: Accident on purpose.
379
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,002
You know I have a fencing tryout
with the maestro today, okay?
380
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,421
That's important.
She's trained elite champions.
381
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,299
Okay, okay. Just-
382
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,759
I was being inconsiderate,
and in doing so,
383
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,304
- I diminish my own dignity.
- Shut up, Jared! Shut up.
384
00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:29,135
I bet there wasn't a critter.
Look, there isn't any blood.
385
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,270
Why would I make that up?
386
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,897
Remember when you hid
Dad's car keys
387
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,148
and we couldn't find them
388
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,983
for a week and he got
three parking tickets
389
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,652
all because he wouldn't
take you to McDonald's?
390
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,988
We all know you hate
Lemondrop and Jeffrey.
391
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:46,073
And why couldn't you let Simon
have his own dumb room?
392
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,241
What's the big idea?
393
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,618
- HELEN: Mallory...
- Whoa.
394
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,328
- Mom.
- Oh.
395
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,830
(smoke detector beeping)
396
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,832
I'm not hungry anyway.
397
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,752
Wait, Mallory, just-
(exhales)
398
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,256
Look, we can go into town
399
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:04,759
and get some humane mousetraps
for Lemondrop and Jeffrey.
400
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,886
I'll help you find them.
401
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,471
Promise.
402
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,224
Just make sure you're back
before noon, okay?
403
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:13,809
You have your first session
with Dr. Brauer this afternoon.
404
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,103
Right.
405
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,816
♪ ♪
406
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,205
(entry bell jingles)
407
00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:36,082
Well, the hardware store guy
said that these
408
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,253
catch-and-release traps
are the best, so...
409
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,462
Come on, dude.
410
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,588
You don't really think
that I let
411
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,090
Lemondrop and Jeffrey out,
do you?
412
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:46,176
- Nope.
- Simon.
413
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,388
Excuse me.
414
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,517
Dude, did you just see the way
that guy was staring at us?
415
00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,352
Yeah, we have that, uh,
new car smell.
416
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,105
Uh-huh. Yeah, new and un-white.
417
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,024
Okay. Stop thinking
the worst of everyone.
418
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,359
This place is nice, okay?
419
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,486
They got a firefly catching
contest tonight.
420
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,655
It's based on an old tradition
when people believed
421
00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:09,490
fireflies were fairies,
and if you catch one,
422
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,950
it'll grant you a wish.
423
00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,494
This town loves
its old folklore.
424
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,871
Look.
425
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:18,082
Someone even built secret
fairy doors all over Henson.
426
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,293
JARED:
Hey...
427
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,212
W-What's that circle thing?
428
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,590
It's... nothing I know.
429
00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,466
JARED:
I found that same symbol
430
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,219
on something
Arthur Spiderwick drew.
431
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,889
Yeah, it was an ogre.
432
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,807
And it was kind of like
those animal books you love.
433
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,934
There was this-this weird
writing on it.
434
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,895
- But it wasn't English.
- (Simon chuckles)
435
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,063
There's over 7,000 languages.
436
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,024
You barely know
one and three-quarters.
437
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,192
(laughs)
438
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,777
Did you know
that insane Aunt Lucinda
439
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,905
actually believed that these
magical creatures were real?
440
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:50,865
Okay, listen,
you don't have to say "insane"
441
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:52,783
every time you say
"Aunt Lucinda."
442
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,870
Look, I know you think
this place is all innocent,
443
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,747
but there's something weird
about this fairy stuff, okay?
444
00:24:57,748 --> 00:25:00,833
The tiny rooms, Spiderwick.
445
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:04,755
Simon. Something about
this place feels dangerous.
446
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,967
(broom sweeping)
447
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,719
HELEN:
Mallory?
448
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,221
Boys?
449
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,974
Anybody want to help?
450
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,976
Right.
They're all gone.
451
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,063
(soft whooshing)
452
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,297
LUCINDA:
Little Miss,
453
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:52,093
this is a terrifically
important lesson.
454
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:55,888
Manchineel tea is useful
for fighting ogres.
455
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,349
Mom said the apple is poison.
456
00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,560
Not if you prepare it correctly.
457
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:03,896
A full cup makes you
turn invisible.
458
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:07,149
(echoing):
Just a few drops.
459
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,028
Stir with your forefinger.
460
00:26:10,221 --> 00:26:13,281
And then with your thumb tucked
461
00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:15,409
and pinky all the way out...
462
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,160
Drink.
463
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,079
MELVINA:
Are you crazy, Lucinda?
464
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,747
You could've killed her.
465
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,418
LUCINDA:
I'm only trying to protect her.
466
00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:29,298
(doorbell rings)
467
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,800
Hi. Hi, I'm Tanner.
468
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,343
I just wanted to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
469
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,387
(chuckles) That's so nice.
470
00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:37,638
Um, I'm Helen.
471
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,515
I made you
a whitefish casserole.
472
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,643
It's a Midwestern delicacy.
473
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,896
I'm sure my kids will love it.
474
00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:47,773
- Oh, they won't.
- (both laugh)
475
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,068
It's really a magnificent home.
476
00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,821
Spiderwick.
477
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:56,324
(chuckles)
It's a bit of a disaster.
478
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,201
Oh, the upkeep is overwhelming.
479
00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,536
I'm a Realtor
and I'll pay way over market,
480
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,705
and I can get you into
an affordable condo downtown.
481
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,665
You'd appreciate
the ethnic vibe.
482
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,626
(forced chuckle)
That is kind, very,
483
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,628
but we're going to give this
a go here.
484
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,796
- Sorry.
- Don't apologize.
485
00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,257
This is your family home.
486
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,800
Now that you're here,
487
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,971
spacing on that banister
is over an inch.
488
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,598
I'm a librarian, so compliance
489
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:22,517
is in my top three
Pinterest searches.
490
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,393
HOA standards. Grass height.
Fence maintenance.
491
00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:25,561
You get the drill.
492
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:29,065
Helping maintain a nice,
clean neighborhood.
493
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,526
Welcome to Henson.
494
00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,487
(Helen chuckles softly)
495
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,704
(fencing foils clacking)
496
00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,375
(grunting)
497
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,049
VALENTINA:
Halt.
498
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:56,426
Dismissed.
499
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,851
Has Mallory Grace arrived?
500
00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,686
She's coming over.
501
00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,564
Is she staring, Bree?
502
00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,733
She is staring, Maestro.
503
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:17,113
I wouldn't let
not being able to see
504
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,323
stop me from getting
what I want.
505
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,701
Would you?
506
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,414
Mallory Grace?
507
00:28:26,415 --> 00:28:28,374
No. No, Maestro.
508
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,458
Good.
509
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,085
Thank you.
510
00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,545
Show me.
511
00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:34,173
Yeah.
512
00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:38,009
Not with a blade.
513
00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:40,261
With your mind.
514
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,430
Mental fencing.
515
00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:45,892
It's how I focus and how I train
without sight.
516
00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,685
Visualize the bout.
517
00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,812
- If I go high sixth?
- I-I'd parry.
518
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,398
- I drop to midline.
- Hard riposte.
519
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,192
- Feint. Touch. Point.
- I keep my distance.
520
00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:55,776
- Nullify the trap.
- Feint.
521
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,861
- Parry.
- Counter.
522
00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:59,489
- Riposte.
- Passata Sotto. Touch. Point.
523
00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:03,869
I cannot teach you,
Mallory Grace.
524
00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:08,457
Why? Because I won?
525
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:11,584
One score does not win a match.
526
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:14,879
Maestro, I've been training
since I was six.
527
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,672
Waking up at 3:00 a.m.
for endurance runs.
528
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:20,968
My lunge speed is 2.873
meters per second. 2.873!
529
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:22,929
I mean, I've...
I've done everything right.
530
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,848
I-I have plans.
Scholarship to Notre Dame.
531
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,433
Make the Olympic team,
move to Paris,
532
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,853
and open my own gym
in the Marais.
533
00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:34,690
Solve et Coagula.
534
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,359
It's alchemy.
535
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,444
It means
"dissolve and coagulate."
536
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,488
Something must be broken down
537
00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:43,616
before it can be built up again.
538
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,076
You're too fixed.
539
00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,286
All your plans are set in stone.
540
00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:50,415
I can't unteach you
from yourself.
541
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,002
Your toughest opponent,
Mallory Grace,
542
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:58,130
will always be Mallory Grace.
543
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,382
(retreating footsteps)
544
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,926
(sighs)
545
00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:05,471
Mom, how is this guy
any different than Dr. Fox,
546
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,098
Dr. Woodworth, Dr. Kao,
547
00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:09,517
or even that
behavioral therapist dude?
548
00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:11,644
Dr. Brauer works
in a group setting
549
00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:14,105
with other kids like you.
550
00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,191
(quiet chatter)
551
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:25,241
No parents allowed,
so you won't self-edit.
552
00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:27,577
I'm gonna go visit Aunt Lucinda.
553
00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:30,413
All right?
You'll text me right after?
554
00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:31,581
Hey.
555
00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:34,168
You got this.
556
00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:36,837
Okay.
557
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,801
(exhales softly)
558
00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:54,854
Nice suit. Archive hues.
559
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,148
Rolling
the Michigan colorway, son.
560
00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:58,692
(slurps)
561
00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,444
I'm Emiko. That's Hatcher.
562
00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,029
HATCHER:
Welcome to the group.
563
00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,740
We're like a messed-up,
heavily medicated Avengers.
564
00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:07,408
I'm Jared.
565
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:10,161
So, what's Dr. Brauer like?
566
00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:11,662
Like store-brand vanilla yogurt.
567
00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:12,914
This whole town lags.
568
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,208
Kids think denim jackets
and Crocs are on trend.
569
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:16,709
I like Crocs.
570
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,128
Duh. Me, too.
But, like, ironically.
571
00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,297
Salehe Bembury
collabs with Crocs.
572
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:23,007
Kid's a hype beast.
573
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,091
Well, I just bid on the RealReal
574
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:25,760
for a Gucci
monogramouflage jacket.
575
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,386
Those are like six grand.
576
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:28,888
I hacked .0002 cents
577
00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,389
from every bank account
at Michigan Savings & Loan,
578
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,600
equal housing lender FDIC,
579
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,352
and stashed the loot
into a secret Swiss account,
580
00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:35,978
only I forgot the password.
581
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:39,607
So... Emiko is obvs
a pathological liar.
582
00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:44,570
I have body dysmorphia
and generalized anxiety.
583
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,989
So, what's your
differential diagnosis?
584
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:49,450
Um, I'm not really
diagnosed yet.
585
00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:50,701
EMIKO:
Well, you must've done something
586
00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:53,455
to end up
in dysfunctional daycare.
587
00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,123
(sighs) Well...
588
00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:58,584
They say I have
oppositional defiance disorder,
589
00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,836
but I don't know.
590
00:31:59,837 --> 00:32:01,797
You really are a Spiderwick.
591
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:04,966
What's that supposed to mean?
592
00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:07,176
H-How'd you know
I moved into Spiderwick?
593
00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:08,386
EMIKO:
Everyone knows that house.
594
00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:10,555
Arthur Spiderwick
decapitated his brother
595
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:11,889
and blamed it on an ogre
596
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,558
that lives under
the Claire River Bridge.
597
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:14,934
No, i-it wasn't an ogre.
598
00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:16,352
Spiderwick said a troll
murdered his brother.
599
00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:17,353
Same dif.
600
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:18,980
Ogres and trolls
are different races.
601
00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:21,524
Put it in your TED Talk,
Mr. Tolkien.
602
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:22,775
Did you know
the Firefly Festival
603
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:25,069
started after
Spiderwick axed his bro?
604
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:28,322
People believed his stories
about ogres and fairies.
605
00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:29,907
Turns out crazy is infectious,
606
00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,617
but it also runs in families.
607
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,494
I mean, you seem kosher, Jared,
608
00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,831
but then again,
so do most serial killers.
609
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:39,083
(scoffs) Know what?
610
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,543
Your track suit's tragic.
611
00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:43,212
Screw this.
612
00:32:43,213 --> 00:32:44,213
(door opens)
613
00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:46,382
You like my suit, right, Hatch?
614
00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:47,467
(door closes)
615
00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:50,846
(birds chirping)
616
00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,147
Lucinda.
617
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,442
It's Helen.
618
00:33:06,028 --> 00:33:08,112
Little Miss?
619
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:09,405
ORDERLY:
It's not you.
620
00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,816
She's barely said a word
since she was admitted.
621
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:14,827
That was decades ago.
622
00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,747
ORDERLY:
I'll leave you two alone.
623
00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,087
Nice room.
624
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,757
Good light. Comfortable.
625
00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,134
Although, these nurses
626
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,470
have no idea what to do
with your hair.
627
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,931
(chuckles softly)
628
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:36,974
Mom sends her love.
629
00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:38,685
(chair creaking)
630
00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:44,148
I'm sorry it's been so long.
631
00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:46,150
I've missed you.
632
00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:48,277
I always felt like
you were the only one
633
00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,239
who really listened to me.
634
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,917
I, uh, I have three kids now.
635
00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,294
Can't wait for you to meet them.
636
00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:08,923
Mallory is 16,
and she's a fighter.
637
00:34:08,924 --> 00:34:09,924
(chuckles)
638
00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,926
And the twins,
639
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:16,305
Simon, he's just the purest.
640
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:22,979
And Jared, Jared is
fearless, mischievous
641
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,857
and impossible.
642
00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,441
I do what I can to help him.
643
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:30,194
Therapy, research.
644
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,531
And, unfortunately, divorce.
645
00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:37,994
Richard said he didn't want
to do it anymore.
646
00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:40,496
Said he didn't feel like
he was a good dad.
647
00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:41,873
Especially with Jared.
648
00:34:41,874 --> 00:34:45,668
He said that I made him
feel small.
649
00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:49,463
And he was done, so he quit.
650
00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:52,216
(chuckles)
651
00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:54,887
So I'm hitting reset.
652
00:34:56,054 --> 00:35:00,558
I don't know, maybe I'll even
go on a date, again.
653
00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:02,351
Someday.
654
00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:05,188
But moving to Spiderwick,
it's just-
655
00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:07,064
LUCINDA:
Leave. Leave.
656
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,858
Little Miss, you must leave.
657
00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,568
Spiderwick is dangerous.
658
00:35:10,569 --> 00:35:12,236
It's all real.
659
00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:15,323
The fairies and hags
and unicorns...
660
00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,950
Thimbletack and Mulgarath.
661
00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:20,369
Mulgarath wants the Field Guide.
662
00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:21,913
Mulgarath will get you!
663
00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:23,748
Mulga-
You have got to go!
664
00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:25,541
- We all m-must go!
- It's okay.
665
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:27,627
- Lucinda, you're okay.
- We all must go!
666
00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:29,128
- Little Miss, leave!
- It's okay, Lucinda.
667
00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:30,923
- (roaring)
- Leave!
668
00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:34,842
SALESWOMAN:
The elusive dragon egg.
669
00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:38,095
We procured this
from a local estate.
670
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,056
It's coated in an opaline enamel
671
00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,599
and encrusted with diamonds.
672
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,602
Strangely, no one's figured out
how to open the egg
673
00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:47,313
to discover
what Fabergé hid inside.
674
00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,523
Ah, ah.
675
00:35:48,524 --> 00:35:51,108
We touch with our eyes,
little girl.
676
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:53,153
(growls softly)
677
00:35:53,154 --> 00:35:56,739
But there is indeed
something contained
678
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,533
within its
impenetrable shell, right?
679
00:35:58,534 --> 00:35:59,575
Yes.
680
00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:00,993
Unfortunately,
681
00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:04,330
the enamel has minerals
that make X-rays unreadable.
682
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:05,873
So, it's a mystery.
683
00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:07,125
How much for the egg?
684
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:11,087
Perhaps I could show you
another piece?
685
00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:14,841
We have some cucumber-persimmon
water if you're thirsty,
686
00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:18,135
or the most scrummy petit fours
you've ever tasted.
687
00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:20,388
DORIAN:
Darling, didn't you say you were feeling hungry?
688
00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:22,306
- Yes, Daddy.
- (gasps)
689
00:36:22,307 --> 00:36:23,934
(crunching)
690
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:28,272
Mm.
691
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,899
(crunching)
692
00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:43,786
What is that?
693
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:46,290
It's a mystery.
694
00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:55,674
(grandfather clock chiming)
695
00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,552
Smells like turtle vomit.
696
00:36:59,553 --> 00:37:02,430
I think that's Havarti.
697
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:04,557
It's a local delicacy.
698
00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:06,809
And the stove is broken, so...
699
00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,269
(thudding)
700
00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,729
That's the noise.
701
00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,731
I told you, there's
a critter inside the wall.
702
00:37:11,732 --> 00:37:14,358
SIMON: Please stop with this
"critter is inside of the wall."
703
00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:15,443
- It's an animal...
- It's a trash panda.
704
00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:16,736
- Trash panda?
- Yes.
705
00:37:16,737 --> 00:37:17,945
It's an old house.
What do you expect?
706
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,113
Probably some mutated racoon
or something.
707
00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:20,656
- Stop fighting, for real.
- Shut up, Mallory.
708
00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:21,908
- Who asked you?
- Don't tell me to shut up.
709
00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,367
'Cause there'd be
a mutated racoon in our wall,
710
00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:25,453
- Jared, okay?
- (crashing, crackling)
711
00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:27,246
MALLORY:
Mom, you good?
712
00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:29,999
Well, we got to rebuild anyway.
713
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,543
So, let's do this.
714
00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:36,297
("Welcome to the Terrordome"
by Public Enemy playing)
715
00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:37,757
♪ I got so much trouble
on my mind... ♪
716
00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,967
Come on, grab something.
717
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:42,303
It's right behind this wall.
718
00:37:42,304 --> 00:37:44,722
- JARED: Let's do this.
- SIMON: Let's go.
719
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,974
HELEN: Did you hear that?
It's in here.
720
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,393
JARED:
Okay. (laughs)
721
00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:51,229
(grunting, laughing)
722
00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,439
HELEN:
Keep going!
723
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,941
(crashing)
724
00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,359
♪ My home is your home ♪
725
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,528
♪ But welcome
to the Terrordome ♪
726
00:37:58,529 --> 00:38:01,364
HELEN:
Ew...
727
00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:03,617
(music fades)
728
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:07,370
JARED:
Whoa...
729
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,915
Gnarly mousetrap.
730
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,000
Lemondrop and Jeffrey?
731
00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:16,170
No, these are too desiccated.
732
00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,297
What the hell is this?
733
00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:19,632
SIMON:
It's a dumbwaiter.
734
00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:22,718
A tiny elevator
that takes food between floors.
735
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:23,928
But I don't know why
it was covered up.
736
00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:26,347
I'm talking about
the mouse-oleum.
737
00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:28,140
(Jared chuckles)
738
00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:29,475
Let's see where it goes.
739
00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,893
No. No, no, no.
740
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:33,479
No way. This is too dangerous.
741
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,897
You guys, clean this up.
742
00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:37,775
Mal, can you clear
the table please?
743
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:40,736
I need to call the repairman,
an exterminator,
744
00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,114
a contractor, a chiropractor...
745
00:38:43,115 --> 00:38:45,700
Come on, we have to go up there.
746
00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:49,037
Uh, I...
I have to clear the table.
747
00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:53,165
Dude, I bet there's some
748
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,169
weird Spiderwick death cult
stuff up there.
749
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:57,461
Mom said not to go.
750
00:38:57,462 --> 00:38:59,423
Bring snacks.
751
00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:02,885
Jared, wait.
752
00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:05,720
Jared!
753
00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,389
Jared, I said don't go!
754
00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:09,765
The hell is wrong with you, man?
755
00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:12,226
Can't you for once
just leave it alone?
756
00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:13,936
Don't you want to find out
what's up there?
757
00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:15,771
I want you to stop.
758
00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:17,773
I am so sick
of defending you, Jared.
759
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:20,193
At school,
at the stupid gas station,
760
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,402
with Lemondrop and Jeffrey.
761
00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:23,154
I didn't do anything to them.
762
00:39:23,155 --> 00:39:24,572
What do I get for helping you?
763
00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:26,824
I had to leave
everything I loved, okay?
764
00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:29,995
My friends, our house, Dad.
765
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,084
(cheerful music plays)
766
00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:38,711
(chatter, laughter)
767
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:42,132
(lively chatter)
768
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,878
(firefly chittering)
769
00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,436
♪ ♪
770
00:40:38,272 --> 00:40:39,322
(girls laughing)
771
00:40:45,028 --> 00:40:47,656
(firefly tinkling against glass)
772
00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:03,172
(squeaks)
773
00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:06,757
(gasps)
774
00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,886
(laughing)
775
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,815
(phone buzzing)
776
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,368
(thudding)
777
00:41:46,215 --> 00:41:48,217
(distant rattling)
778
00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:15,452
♪ ♪
779
00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:19,914
Whoa.
780
00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,625
What is this place?
781
00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:29,215
(pattering footfalls)
782
00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:31,802
Lemondrop? Jeffrey?
783
00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,766
♪ ♪
784
00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:41,270
(rustling)
785
00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:03,542
So, you're Arthur Spiderwick.
786
00:43:26,273 --> 00:43:27,900
(snarling)
787
00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:50,714
(hissing, snarling)
788
00:43:54,003 --> 00:43:56,093
Boo!
789
00:43:56,094 --> 00:43:57,930
(both screaming)
790
00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:01,974
(laughing)
791
00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:04,060
- (indistinct chatter)
- JARED: Mom! Mom!
792
00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:05,353
In here!
793
00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:07,855
- I-I saw...
- HELEN: What?
794
00:44:07,856 --> 00:44:09,607
I-I don't know what.
795
00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:11,150
Lucinda was telling the truth.
Arthur knew.
796
00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,777
These-these creatures are real!
797
00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:14,654
- Someone's starved
for attention. - I know what I saw!
798
00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,280
Hey, please calm down, sweetie.
799
00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:19,743
We had to do what Lucina said.
We have to get out of here now!
800
00:44:22,037 --> 00:44:23,371
Huh.
801
00:44:23,372 --> 00:44:24,664
You ditched therapy?
802
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:27,458
Because how would you know
what Lucinda said
803
00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:29,460
- if you were with Dr. Brauer-
- I was being inconsiderate
804
00:44:29,461 --> 00:44:30,878
and in doing so,
I diminish my own dignity.
805
00:44:30,879 --> 00:44:32,046
- Whatever!
- Jared,
806
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,339
I've tried so hard with you.
807
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,966
Didn't you hear
what I just said?
808
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:37,218
These creatures are real!
809
00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:39,596
Come on. (stammers)
I'll show you.
810
00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:46,736
Uh...
811
00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:53,526
I am so done.
812
00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:54,527
Done!
813
00:44:54,528 --> 00:44:56,487
We came here to see Dr. Brauer,
814
00:44:56,488 --> 00:44:57,864
and that's what we're gonna do!
815
00:44:57,865 --> 00:45:01,075
- Let's go.
- Mom. Mom.
816
00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:05,622
♪ Everybody ♪
817
00:45:06,623 --> 00:45:08,124
♪ Needs a friend... ♪
818
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,625
Will it grow?
819
00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:12,420
We're gonna need the Field Guide
to know how to raise
820
00:45:12,421 --> 00:45:15,841
this creature from a sapling
idea into a grim endeavor.
821
00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:22,722
But I do recall Spiderwick
saying that it needs protein.
822
00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:28,519
♪ 'Cause I know
just what you... ♪
823
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,399
(burbling)
824
00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:41,200
(growls)
825
00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:44,744
♪ When you need me ♪
826
00:45:44,745 --> 00:45:46,662
(both exhale)
827
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,540
(burbling)
828
00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:52,126
(knocking at door)
829
00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:54,046
Did she call the police?
830
00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:57,131
Maybe they'll go away.
831
00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:59,092
(knocking continues)
832
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:04,180
Here. Just in case.
833
00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:06,266
♪ ♪
834
00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:27,371
Hi, Dr. Brauer.
835
00:46:29,957 --> 00:46:32,125
Well, I'm so glad you came.
836
00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:38,881
♪ Do you see it too? ♪
837
00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:42,510
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
838
00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:45,805
♪ Call me on the telephone ♪
839
00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:49,559
♪ Because I'm feeling
all alone ♪
840
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,478
♪ So where you wanna go? ♪
841
00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:54,564
♪ We can hit the road ♪
842
00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:56,148
♪ We can
hit the road ♪
843
00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:58,943
♪ We'll find the sun out there ♪
844
00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:03,239
♪ No need to run out there ♪
845
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,492
♪ Another fire, I'm not afraid ♪
846
00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:09,245
♪ To see new worlds
come off the page ♪
847
00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:13,624
♪ I'm not a hero but I can see ♪
848
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,585
♪ There's something special
in you and me ♪
849
00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:20,381
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
850
00:47:20,382 --> 00:47:22,884
♪ And no one gets it
like you do ♪
851
00:47:22,885 --> 00:47:26,888
♪ There's something magic
in your eyes ♪
852
00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,891
♪ And no one gets me
like you do ♪
853
00:47:29,892 --> 00:47:31,851
♪ Ooh ♪
854
00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:34,854
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
855
00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:38,065
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
856
00:47:38,066 --> 00:47:41,611
♪ There's something magic
in your eyes ♪
857
00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:44,823
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
858
00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:52,663
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
859
00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:54,498
♪ And no one gets it
like you do ♪
860
00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:59,128
♪ There's something magic
in your eyes ♪
861
00:47:59,129 --> 00:48:01,173
♪ And no one gets me
like you do. ♪
862
00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:07,554
♪ ♪
863
00:48:07,604 --> 00:48:12,154
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