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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,754 (gears clacking) 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:05,714 Welcome to Spiderwick. 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,884 I know this house is weird and moldy, 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:12,220 but it's full of secrets and surprises. 5 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:15,306 DORIAN: Prepare for The Spiderwick Chronicles. 6 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,809 This town is full of stories. Some are darker than others. 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,771 JARED: I think our great-great-grandpa Arthur Spiderwick 8 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,731 discovered that magical creatures are real. 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,233 (creature sneezes) 10 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:27,610 My father catalogued each and every creature 11 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:30,029 of the invisible world. 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,282 - There's this ogre, Mulgarath. - (snarling) 13 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,243 JARED: He wants Great-Grandpa Spiderwick's Field Guide 14 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,161 - so he can kill everyone. - (hissing) 15 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,704 You want something more. 16 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,874 I'm an ogre. I want everything more. 17 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,794 - LUCINDA: Find the pages. - (creature sneezes) 18 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,796 Put Spiderwick's Field Guide back together. 19 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,631 You have to save everyone. 20 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,342 (fire whooshing) 21 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,262 Believe. 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,974 (crickets chirping) 23 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,060 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,732 NARRATOR: Dear viewer... 25 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:15,616 Like all fairy tales, it begins, "Once upon a time..." 26 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,953 Our time... 27 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,622 - is now. - (croaking) 28 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,751 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,238 (low snarling) 30 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,492 DORIAN: Where's my daughter? 31 00:01:58,397 --> 00:02:00,620 Where's my daughter?! 32 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,580 (wood thuds, creaks) 33 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:04,458 (creature snarls) 34 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,335 DORIAN: I did what you wanted. 35 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:10,171 The Grace family is coming. 36 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,508 Living at the old Spiderwick Estate. 37 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,009 So please... 38 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,387 give me my daughter back. 39 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,849 (growling) 40 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,740 (panting) 41 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,033 Daddy! 42 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,370 Oh, Calliope. 43 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,872 Oh, Calliope. 44 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,750 - I'm so... - I'm all right. 45 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,169 I just want to go home. 46 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,505 Oh, God. 47 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,848 Y-You're shorter. 48 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,224 An inch. 49 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:06,060 Less, but shorter. 50 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:09,730 The scar from when you took the Shrinky Dink 51 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:13,026 out of the toaster oven too quickly, it's... 52 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,571 ...it's on the wrong cheek. 53 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,781 It was on the left. Not the right. 54 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,491 Stop scaring me. 55 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:22,703 Which Shrinky Dink was it? 56 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,750 - I don't remember. - Try, princess! 57 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,088 SpongeBob. 58 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,342 It was SpongeBob, right? 59 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:45,224 My Calliope would never let me call her "princess." 60 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,728 She'd think it was too diminutive. 61 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,439 Who are you? 62 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,777 Wrong question. 63 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,367 - (roaring) - (screams) 64 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,163 (crunching) 65 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,795 The troll is eating... 66 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,631 ...as you planned. 67 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,717 (creature snarling) 68 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,471 (growling) 69 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,274 My dread Lord Mulgarath. 70 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,985 Shh... 71 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,279 When attired in this frock, 72 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,949 I believe it would benefit our righteous cause 73 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,034 to refer to this flesh as... 74 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,328 Daddy. 75 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:48,789 - Daddy. - Yeah. 76 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,964 We have much to do. 77 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,842 The Grace family is coming. 78 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:05,848 Arthur Spiderwick's Field Guide will soon be ours. 79 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,435 (croaks) 80 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,190 (passing truck horn blares) 81 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,317 SIMON: Okay, buddy. 82 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,861 Who's hungry? (clicks tongue) 83 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,029 Doesn't this gross you out? 84 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,614 Feeding a windshield buffet to your mice. 85 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,408 Lemondrop and Jeffrey are starving. 86 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,368 Kids, can I get some help, please? 87 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,661 MALLORY: Yeah. Coming. 88 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,832 HELEN: We've got to smoosh this luggage in. 89 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,625 Careful. Don't squish that bag. 90 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,879 Okay. All right. 91 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,255 Okay, I want to get there before the moving truck. 92 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,299 - Where's your brother? - We were just in the mini-mart. 93 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,718 You think Jared's getting into trouble, like always? 94 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,178 Give him a break, you guys. 95 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,180 We're all here to support your brother. 96 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,764 And we're moving to Michigan to help him get 97 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,518 the psychiatric help he needs, so... just be kind. 98 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,605 ♪ ♪ 99 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:04,864 - (door chimes) - HELEN: Hurry up. 100 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:05,865 We've been waiting. 101 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,783 - Where were you? - I was being 102 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,619 inconsiderate, and in doing so, I diminish my own dignity. 103 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,622 But I was using the gas station Wi-Fi to download a podcast 104 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:14,081 so Mallory and I won't fight over music. 105 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,959 - (door chimes) - Hey! Hey, you. 106 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,085 I saw that. 107 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,046 Saw what? What happened? 108 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,840 I saw him steal a pack of gum. 109 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:23,841 JARED: W-What? 110 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,343 What? No, I didn't. 111 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:26,844 Okay, wait, wait. Look, he's not lying. 112 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:27,887 All right? I promise. 113 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,305 You know Jared hates gum. 114 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,473 It's true. 115 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,850 No breath freshener of any kind, tragically. 116 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,229 He wouldn't take it. Swear. 117 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,523 Look. 118 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,317 See? He doesn't have it. 119 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,611 Okay. 120 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,571 Sorry. 121 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,448 Come on, bring it in, bring it in. 122 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,867 We're not gonna let that ruin our move. 123 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,787 This is gonna be great. 124 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,664 Grace family rule number one? 125 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,874 ALL: Don't be d-bags. 126 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,417 HELEN: Let's do this! 127 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,336 ♪ Boogie jive and rap is life where I'm from ♪ 128 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,046 ♪ Where I'm from, Ahmed play with Izzy where I'm from ♪ 129 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,841 ♪ Where I'm from, it be like run your coat black ♪ 130 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,260 ♪ Jupiter, keeps her fat beats by the pack ♪ 131 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,262 ♪ Where I'm from, nappy hair is life ♪ 132 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,222 ♪ We be reading Marx where I'm from ♪ 133 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,932 ♪ The kids be rockin' Clarks where I'm from ♪ 134 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,309 ♪ You turn around your cap, you talk over a beat ♪ 135 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,937 ♪ And dig some sounds boomin' out a Jeep, where I'm from... ♪ 136 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,023 (speaking secret twin language) 137 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:25,152 ♪ Where I'm from, the beats is infinite where I'm from ♪ 138 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,697 ♪ Voodoo, ashubani... ♪ 139 00:07:28,819 --> 00:07:32,076 Please stop with the dumb twin language. 140 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,412 I'm trying to concentrate. 141 00:07:44,183 --> 00:07:48,551 ♪ On vibes, we freak them universal beats ♪ 142 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:50,887 ♪ You find it a the spot you hit at ends of every week ♪ 143 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,306 ♪ We twist, exists, to spin the maddest hits... ♪ 144 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,059 ♪ ♪ 145 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,623 ♪ ♪ 146 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,930 (vehicle doors closing) 147 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,431 It's big. 148 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,766 It's a Victorian. 149 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,101 It's a piece of crap. 150 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,438 Yep. It's a big piece of Victorian crap. 151 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:43,857 But it's ours. 152 00:08:43,858 --> 00:08:47,443 It's been in our family for generations. 153 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,612 JARED: It has very "haunted plantation 154 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,281 with tortured ghost ancestors" vibes. 155 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,575 No. The North had redlining, not plantations. 156 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,452 This isn't North, Mallory. This is Michigan. 157 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,120 Restaurants here serve potato salad 158 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,664 with raisins and militia memberships. 159 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,750 - (keys jingling) - HELEN: Okay. 160 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,049 (gears clacking) 161 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:11,969 (gasps) 162 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,138 Welcome to Spiderwick. 163 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,225 (door creaks) 164 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,311 ♪ ♪ 165 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,441 (door closes) 166 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,736 The outside is inside. 167 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,991 Your great-grandpa Arthur planted this tree. 168 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,118 It's called a manchineel tree. 169 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:40,580 They call the fruit death apples. 170 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,457 Indigenous people used them to ward off evil spirits. 171 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:48,130 They're poison, so if you see an apple growing, toss it. 172 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,804 ♪ ♪ 173 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,907 There's two kitchens. 174 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,578 This mini-oven works because why? 175 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,580 Cooking mini-cocktail wieners, duh. 176 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,874 HELEN: Arthur was an eccentric, 177 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,627 and an artist, and an armchair herpetologist... 178 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,879 - Ew. - That means he studied reptiles. 179 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,341 - And an entomologist. - That means he studied insects. 180 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,051 I don't need you to translate for me, Simon. 181 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,052 I'm not stupid. 182 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,637 - Debatable. - JARED: Huh. 183 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,305 Well, at least I didn't ask Athena Nguyen 184 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,556 how to pluck my unibrow hair. 185 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,893 You went through my DMs? I am so gonna end you! 186 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,895 JARED: You're gonna have to catch me first. 187 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,064 MALLORY: Oh, yeah, you better pray I don't. 188 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:51,359 HELEN: I know this house is weird and moldy, 189 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,987 but I adored playing here when I was a kid. 190 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,033 It's full of secrets and surprises. 191 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,701 And the woods, Simon, 192 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,120 you can't imagine the animals, the plants. 193 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,872 Stop selling sunshine. 194 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,876 This is a house with walls and doors and mushrooms. 195 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,337 I know this is hard. 196 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,257 Divorce and your dad staying in Brooklyn. 197 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,800 But since your Great-Aunt Lucinda is... 198 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,176 Nuttier than a squirrel on molly? 199 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,846 HELEN: ...in a hospital, we can live here. 200 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:24,100 Once we clean this up, this'll be great. 201 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,310 And this is a good time for a new beginning. 202 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,939 Summer break. Time to get settled before school. 203 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,859 And I know we can all use a fresh start. 204 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,735 - (horn honks outside) - HELEN: That's the moving truck. 205 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,362 All right. Come on, let's go. 206 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,449 ("Magic" by The Linda Lindas playing) 207 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,998 ♪ If I was invisible ♪ 208 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:50,585 ♪ No one would judge me for wanting to be by myself ♪ 209 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:54,839 ♪ But I'm already invisible enough ♪ 210 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,758 ♪ Without anybody else's help ♪ 211 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,179 ♪ If I could go back in time ♪ 212 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:04,599 ♪ And just change that one thing ♪ 213 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,186 ♪ Maybe now I'd be different ♪ 214 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,272 ♪ But part of me would always be missing ♪ 215 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,773 ♪ What if magic was real? ♪ 216 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,401 ♪ What if magic revealed ♪ 217 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,778 ♪ Something nobody would ever ♪ 218 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,490 ♪ Wish upon themselves or anybody else ♪ 219 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:26,330 ♪ Maybe reality is better. ♪ 220 00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:37,215 Must've been Lucinda's room. 221 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:40,885 She was literally scratching at the walls. 222 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,470 Those are too deep to be made by a someone. 223 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,972 It was probably a something. 224 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,519 Some paint, an exorcism, 225 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,022 this could be a good room for us, man. 226 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,192 In Brooklyn, we shared a room because we had to. 227 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,611 And it wasn't even a room. 228 00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,862 It was a converted pantry 229 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,906 that smelled like bouillon cubes and compromise. 230 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,574 You know, now, 231 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,745 we can finally have our own rooms. 232 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:09,163 Is this about the gum thing? 233 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,124 - No. It's not about the gum. - What? So you need privacy 234 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,960 for some single player gaming? 235 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,795 - Jared. Gross. No. - (chuckles) 236 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,713 Hey, you hate Lemondrop and Jeffrey. 237 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,590 You always complain how they keep you awake. 238 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,218 Now they don't have to. 239 00:13:21,219 --> 00:13:24,637 Okay, but we haven't spent a night apart 240 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,181 since Mark Novom's sleepover party that I wasn't invited to, 241 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,100 and Dad took you home because you couldn't fall asleep 242 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,019 without me. 243 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:37,108 Okay. You're right. 244 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,151 I would probably creep into your bed at night 245 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,778 when I get scared. 246 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,780 And thanks to you, 247 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,576 it's not like Dad could come help us anymore, anyway. 248 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,040 (birds chirping) 249 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,334 (insects buzzing) 250 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,880 ♪ ♪ 251 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,600 Mm. Nice portrait. 252 00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,894 Those Spiderwick genes are strong. 253 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,980 The both of you. 254 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,233 Some DNA is all we have in common. 255 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,944 And we can wear the same pants. 256 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,655 Simon is nice and funny, 257 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,158 he knows what a herpetologist is. 258 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:29,243 Everyone loves Simon. 259 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,747 Everyone hates me. 260 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,376 It's my fault we had to move here. 261 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,963 (sighs) 262 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,475 You've been going through a hard time for a while now, 263 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,270 and we both know it's not getting better. 264 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:58,606 I don't know why I do the stupid things I do. 265 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,191 I just do. 266 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:02,662 Okay, I said I was sorry about the thing at school. 267 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,490 I found a psychiatrist in Henson. 268 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,908 Dr. Brauer. 269 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,202 He's been analyzing your Aunt Lucinda's case. 270 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,829 Institutionalized Aunt Lucinda? 271 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,875 Lucinda is my favorite person ever. 272 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,127 I've told you all her stories about ogres 273 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,964 and wood elves and her invisible little boggart friend, 274 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,424 Thimbletack. 275 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,720 But then she believed her stories were true. 276 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:33,100 She thought Thimbletack was real? 277 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,435 Dr. Brauer is a thoughtful 278 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,604 and highly respected psychiatrist. 279 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,523 He'll help us figure out what's going on 280 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:43,568 inside that incredible head of yours. 281 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:44,944 See? 282 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,113 So it is my fault we're here. 283 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,074 Having mental health issues isn't a fault. 284 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,578 It's just how you were made. 285 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,914 Yeah, but... 286 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,209 I wish you made me more like Simon. 287 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,842 Come here. 288 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,596 (sharp exhale) 289 00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:17,519 All right. Come on, dinner's ready. 290 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,397 (kisses) Come on. 291 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,406 (growling) 292 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,242 (crickets chirping) 293 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,913 (owl hooting) 294 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,930 (thud echoes nearby) 295 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,056 Simon? 296 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,017 Did you hear that? 297 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,228 Mom? 298 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,272 Mallory, is that you? 299 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,873 (thudding continues) 300 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,093 (thudding continues) 301 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,405 (floorboards creaking) 302 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,243 (soft jingling) 303 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,456 (floorboards creaking) 304 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,683 Blood? 305 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,523 (glass shatters) 306 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,538 "A. Spiderwick." 307 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,291 Arthur Spiderwick? 308 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:50,129 (low growling) 309 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,839 (growling) 310 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,343 Welcome to our "people" house. 311 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,951 (hissing) 312 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,119 (meows) 313 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,331 So gross. Pets. 314 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,416 CFC air conditioning left on. 315 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,461 Triple-wall cardboard boxes with bubble wrap 316 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,088 and packing tape used to ship 317 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,882 two double-A batteries and a USB cord. 318 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,261 The world would be a better place without humans. 319 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,132 That's why I'm going to consume them. 320 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,142 And I am starving. 321 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:47,979 (rhythmic knock at door) 322 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,314 Hi. It's Stacy. 323 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,650 Varnow. From next door. 324 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,068 Dinner's here. 325 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,820 STACY: I saw you pull up. 326 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,655 My cat Goneril hasn't come home 327 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,740 and you left your bedroom window open. 328 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,410 Uh, uh, yeah. Hi, Stacy. 329 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,911 - STACY: Can I come in? - CALLIOPE (hushed): Yes. 330 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,912 No. 331 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,997 Yes. 332 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:08,959 No. It's too soon for our plan. 333 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,921 You know you want a taste of her warm blood on your tongue. 334 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:17,009 (growls) 335 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,719 STACY: I think I just heard her. 336 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,805 Goneril? Is that you? It's Mommy. 337 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,479 (quietly): No. 338 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,565 (louder): Now's not a good time. 339 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,150 We'll keep an eye out. 340 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,610 Thanks, Stacy. 341 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,614 STACY: Okay. Thanks for checking. 342 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,116 Goneril? 343 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,873 Hey, I'm hungry, too. 344 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:51,168 You promised me death. 345 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,089 A whole town. 346 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,926 Everyone? 347 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,471 I found the egg. 348 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,890 With that, I'll be able to devour 349 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:07,517 every last soul in Henson 350 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,560 and you will get the death that sustains you, 351 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,854 my loyal fetch. 352 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,857 But if you require a snack... 353 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,777 (meows) 354 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,573 (crackling) 355 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,290 (Goneril yowling) 356 00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,920 ♪ Rescue me ♪ 357 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,214 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 358 00:21:38,215 --> 00:21:39,549 ♪ Rescue me ♪ 359 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,717 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 360 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,052 ♪ Rescue me ♪ 361 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,470 SIMON: Where could they be? 362 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,972 - HELEN: Check the cabinet. - JARED: Check under there. 363 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,473 - SIMON: Are you kidding me? - ♪ Rescue me. ♪ 364 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,558 JARED: No, no, look under the sink. 365 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:49,809 HELEN: Why would they be in the sink? 366 00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,269 - (overlapping chatter) - Why are we freaking out? 367 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,020 Lemondrop and Jeffrey are missing! 368 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,480 JARED: I heard something in the house. 369 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,857 A possum I think. Maybe it ate them. 370 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,358 Maybe it was Lemondrop and Jeffrey. 371 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,943 JARED: No, no, it was bigger. Way. 372 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,528 Probably the thing that made those scratch marks. 373 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:01,863 I stabbed it with Mal's sword. 374 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,781 You touched my gear?! 375 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,908 - (groans loudly) - JARED: What? 376 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,411 - I was trying to help. - Why didn't you wake me up? 377 00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,746 - You wouldn't. - You broke my sword! 378 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,249 - It was an accident. - MALLORY: Accident on purpose. 379 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:16,002 You know I have a fencing tryout with the maestro today, okay? 380 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,421 That's important. She's trained elite champions. 381 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,299 Okay, okay. Just- 382 00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:23,759 I was being inconsiderate, and in doing so, 383 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,304 - I diminish my own dignity. - Shut up, Jared! Shut up. 384 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:29,135 I bet there wasn't a critter. Look, there isn't any blood. 385 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,270 Why would I make that up? 386 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,897 Remember when you hid Dad's car keys 387 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,148 and we couldn't find them 388 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,983 for a week and he got three parking tickets 389 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,652 all because he wouldn't take you to McDonald's? 390 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,988 We all know you hate Lemondrop and Jeffrey. 391 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:46,073 And why couldn't you let Simon have his own dumb room? 392 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,241 What's the big idea? 393 00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,618 - HELEN: Mallory... - Whoa. 394 00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,328 - Mom. - Oh. 395 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,830 (smoke detector beeping) 396 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,832 I'm not hungry anyway. 397 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,752 Wait, Mallory, just- (exhales) 398 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,256 Look, we can go into town 399 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:04,759 and get some humane mousetraps for Lemondrop and Jeffrey. 400 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,886 I'll help you find them. 401 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,471 Promise. 402 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,224 Just make sure you're back before noon, okay? 403 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:13,809 You have your first session with Dr. Brauer this afternoon. 404 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,103 Right. 405 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,816 ♪ ♪ 406 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,205 (entry bell jingles) 407 00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:36,082 Well, the hardware store guy said that these 408 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,253 catch-and-release traps are the best, so... 409 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,462 Come on, dude. 410 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,588 You don't really think that I let 411 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,090 Lemondrop and Jeffrey out, do you? 412 00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:46,176 - Nope. - Simon. 413 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,388 Excuse me. 414 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,517 Dude, did you just see the way that guy was staring at us? 415 00:23:54,518 --> 00:23:56,352 Yeah, we have that, uh, new car smell. 416 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,105 Uh-huh. Yeah, new and un-white. 417 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,024 Okay. Stop thinking the worst of everyone. 418 00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,359 This place is nice, okay? 419 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,486 They got a firefly catching contest tonight. 420 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,655 It's based on an old tradition when people believed 421 00:24:07,656 --> 00:24:09,490 fireflies were fairies, and if you catch one, 422 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,950 it'll grant you a wish. 423 00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,494 This town loves its old folklore. 424 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,871 Look. 425 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:18,082 Someone even built secret fairy doors all over Henson. 426 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,293 JARED: Hey... 427 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,212 W-What's that circle thing? 428 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,590 It's... nothing I know. 429 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,466 JARED: I found that same symbol 430 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,219 on something Arthur Spiderwick drew. 431 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,889 Yeah, it was an ogre. 432 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,807 And it was kind of like those animal books you love. 433 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,934 There was this-this weird writing on it. 434 00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,895 - But it wasn't English. - (Simon chuckles) 435 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,063 There's over 7,000 languages. 436 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:43,024 You barely know one and three-quarters. 437 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:44,192 (laughs) 438 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,777 Did you know that insane Aunt Lucinda 439 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,905 actually believed that these magical creatures were real? 440 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:50,865 Okay, listen, you don't have to say "insane" 441 00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:52,783 every time you say "Aunt Lucinda." 442 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,870 Look, I know you think this place is all innocent, 443 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,747 but there's something weird about this fairy stuff, okay? 444 00:24:57,748 --> 00:25:00,833 The tiny rooms, Spiderwick. 445 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:04,755 Simon. Something about this place feels dangerous. 446 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:09,967 (broom sweeping) 447 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,719 HELEN: Mallory? 448 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,221 Boys? 449 00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,974 Anybody want to help? 450 00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,976 Right. They're all gone. 451 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,063 (soft whooshing) 452 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,297 LUCINDA: Little Miss, 453 00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:52,093 this is a terrifically important lesson. 454 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:55,888 Manchineel tea is useful for fighting ogres. 455 00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,349 Mom said the apple is poison. 456 00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,560 Not if you prepare it correctly. 457 00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:03,896 A full cup makes you turn invisible. 458 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:07,149 (echoing): Just a few drops. 459 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,028 Stir with your forefinger. 460 00:26:10,221 --> 00:26:13,281 And then with your thumb tucked 461 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:15,409 and pinky all the way out... 462 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,160 Drink. 463 00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,079 MELVINA: Are you crazy, Lucinda? 464 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,747 You could've killed her. 465 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,418 LUCINDA: I'm only trying to protect her. 466 00:26:26,962 --> 00:26:29,298 (doorbell rings) 467 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,800 Hi. Hi, I'm Tanner. 468 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,343 I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 469 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,387 (chuckles) That's so nice. 470 00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:37,638 Um, I'm Helen. 471 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,515 I made you a whitefish casserole. 472 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:42,643 It's a Midwestern delicacy. 473 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,896 I'm sure my kids will love it. 474 00:26:44,897 --> 00:26:47,773 - Oh, they won't. - (both laugh) 475 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,068 It's really a magnificent home. 476 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,821 Spiderwick. 477 00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:56,324 (chuckles) It's a bit of a disaster. 478 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,201 Oh, the upkeep is overwhelming. 479 00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,536 I'm a Realtor and I'll pay way over market, 480 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,705 and I can get you into an affordable condo downtown. 481 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:04,665 You'd appreciate the ethnic vibe. 482 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,626 (forced chuckle) That is kind, very, 483 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,628 but we're going to give this a go here. 484 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,796 - Sorry. - Don't apologize. 485 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,257 This is your family home. 486 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,800 Now that you're here, 487 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,971 spacing on that banister is over an inch. 488 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,598 I'm a librarian, so compliance 489 00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:22,517 is in my top three Pinterest searches. 490 00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,393 HOA standards. Grass height. Fence maintenance. 491 00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:25,561 You get the drill. 492 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:29,065 Helping maintain a nice, clean neighborhood. 493 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,526 Welcome to Henson. 494 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:33,487 (Helen chuckles softly) 495 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:42,704 (fencing foils clacking) 496 00:27:44,498 --> 00:27:46,375 (grunting) 497 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,049 VALENTINA: Halt. 498 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:56,426 Dismissed. 499 00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:04,851 Has Mallory Grace arrived? 500 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,686 She's coming over. 501 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,564 Is she staring, Bree? 502 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,733 She is staring, Maestro. 503 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:17,113 I wouldn't let not being able to see 504 00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,323 stop me from getting what I want. 505 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,701 Would you? 506 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,414 Mallory Grace? 507 00:28:26,415 --> 00:28:28,374 No. No, Maestro. 508 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,458 Good. 509 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:31,085 Thank you. 510 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,545 Show me. 511 00:28:32,546 --> 00:28:34,173 Yeah. 512 00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:38,009 Not with a blade. 513 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:40,261 With your mind. 514 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,430 Mental fencing. 515 00:28:42,431 --> 00:28:45,892 It's how I focus and how I train without sight. 516 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,685 Visualize the bout. 517 00:28:47,686 --> 00:28:49,812 - If I go high sixth? - I-I'd parry. 518 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,398 - I drop to midline. - Hard riposte. 519 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,192 - Feint. Touch. Point. - I keep my distance. 520 00:28:54,193 --> 00:28:55,776 - Nullify the trap. - Feint. 521 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,861 - Parry. - Counter. 522 00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:59,489 - Riposte. - Passata Sotto. Touch. Point. 523 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:03,869 I cannot teach you, Mallory Grace. 524 00:29:05,537 --> 00:29:08,457 Why? Because I won? 525 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:11,584 One score does not win a match. 526 00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:14,879 Maestro, I've been training since I was six. 527 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,672 Waking up at 3:00 a.m. for endurance runs. 528 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:20,968 My lunge speed is 2.873 meters per second. 2.873! 529 00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:22,929 I mean, I've... I've done everything right. 530 00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,848 I-I have plans. Scholarship to Notre Dame. 531 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:27,433 Make the Olympic team, move to Paris, 532 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,853 and open my own gym in the Marais. 533 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:34,690 Solve et Coagula. 534 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,359 It's alchemy. 535 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,444 It means "dissolve and coagulate." 536 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,488 Something must be broken down 537 00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:43,616 before it can be built up again. 538 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,076 You're too fixed. 539 00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:47,286 All your plans are set in stone. 540 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:50,415 I can't unteach you from yourself. 541 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:55,002 Your toughest opponent, Mallory Grace, 542 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:58,130 will always be Mallory Grace. 543 00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,382 (retreating footsteps) 544 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,926 (sighs) 545 00:30:02,678 --> 00:30:05,471 Mom, how is this guy any different than Dr. Fox, 546 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,098 Dr. Woodworth, Dr. Kao, 547 00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:09,517 or even that behavioral therapist dude? 548 00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:11,644 Dr. Brauer works in a group setting 549 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:14,105 with other kids like you. 550 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,191 (quiet chatter) 551 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:25,241 No parents allowed, so you won't self-edit. 552 00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:27,577 I'm gonna go visit Aunt Lucinda. 553 00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:30,413 All right? You'll text me right after? 554 00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:31,581 Hey. 555 00:30:31,582 --> 00:30:34,168 You got this. 556 00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:36,837 Okay. 557 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,801 (exhales softly) 558 00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:54,854 Nice suit. Archive hues. 559 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,148 Rolling the Michigan colorway, son. 560 00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:58,692 (slurps) 561 00:31:00,027 --> 00:31:01,444 I'm Emiko. That's Hatcher. 562 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,029 HATCHER: Welcome to the group. 563 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,740 We're like a messed-up, heavily medicated Avengers. 564 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:07,408 I'm Jared. 565 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:10,161 So, what's Dr. Brauer like? 566 00:31:10,162 --> 00:31:11,662 Like store-brand vanilla yogurt. 567 00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:12,914 This whole town lags. 568 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,208 Kids think denim jackets and Crocs are on trend. 569 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:16,709 I like Crocs. 570 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:19,128 Duh. Me, too. But, like, ironically. 571 00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,297 Salehe Bembury collabs with Crocs. 572 00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:23,007 Kid's a hype beast. 573 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,091 Well, I just bid on the RealReal 574 00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:25,760 for a Gucci monogramouflage jacket. 575 00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,386 Those are like six grand. 576 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:28,888 I hacked .0002 cents 577 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,389 from every bank account at Michigan Savings & Loan, 578 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:32,600 equal housing lender FDIC, 579 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,352 and stashed the loot into a secret Swiss account, 580 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:35,978 only I forgot the password. 581 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:39,607 So... Emiko is obvs a pathological liar. 582 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:44,570 I have body dysmorphia and generalized anxiety. 583 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:46,989 So, what's your differential diagnosis? 584 00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:49,450 Um, I'm not really diagnosed yet. 585 00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:50,701 EMIKO: Well, you must've done something 586 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:53,455 to end up in dysfunctional daycare. 587 00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,123 (sighs) Well... 588 00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:58,584 They say I have oppositional defiance disorder, 589 00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,836 but I don't know. 590 00:31:59,837 --> 00:32:01,797 You really are a Spiderwick. 591 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:04,966 What's that supposed to mean? 592 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:07,176 H-How'd you know I moved into Spiderwick? 593 00:32:07,177 --> 00:32:08,386 EMIKO: Everyone knows that house. 594 00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:10,555 Arthur Spiderwick decapitated his brother 595 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:11,889 and blamed it on an ogre 596 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,558 that lives under the Claire River Bridge. 597 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:14,934 No, i-it wasn't an ogre. 598 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:16,352 Spiderwick said a troll murdered his brother. 599 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:17,353 Same dif. 600 00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:18,980 Ogres and trolls are different races. 601 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:21,524 Put it in your TED Talk, Mr. Tolkien. 602 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:22,775 Did you know the Firefly Festival 603 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:25,069 started after Spiderwick axed his bro? 604 00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:28,322 People believed his stories about ogres and fairies. 605 00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:29,907 Turns out crazy is infectious, 606 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,617 but it also runs in families. 607 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,494 I mean, you seem kosher, Jared, 608 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,831 but then again, so do most serial killers. 609 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:39,083 (scoffs) Know what? 610 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,543 Your track suit's tragic. 611 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:43,212 Screw this. 612 00:32:43,213 --> 00:32:44,213 (door opens) 613 00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:46,382 You like my suit, right, Hatch? 614 00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:47,467 (door closes) 615 00:32:48,844 --> 00:32:50,846 (birds chirping) 616 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,147 Lucinda. 617 00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,442 It's Helen. 618 00:33:06,028 --> 00:33:08,112 Little Miss? 619 00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:09,405 ORDERLY: It's not you. 620 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,816 She's barely said a word since she was admitted. 621 00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:14,827 That was decades ago. 622 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:16,747 ORDERLY: I'll leave you two alone. 623 00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,087 Nice room. 624 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,757 Good light. Comfortable. 625 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,134 Although, these nurses 626 00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,470 have no idea what to do with your hair. 627 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:33,931 (chuckles softly) 628 00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:36,974 Mom sends her love. 629 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:38,685 (chair creaking) 630 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:44,148 I'm sorry it's been so long. 631 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:46,150 I've missed you. 632 00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:48,277 I always felt like you were the only one 633 00:33:48,278 --> 00:33:50,239 who really listened to me. 634 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,917 I, uh, I have three kids now. 635 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,294 Can't wait for you to meet them. 636 00:34:05,295 --> 00:34:08,923 Mallory is 16, and she's a fighter. 637 00:34:08,924 --> 00:34:09,924 (chuckles) 638 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:11,926 And the twins, 639 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:16,305 Simon, he's just the purest. 640 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:22,979 And Jared, Jared is fearless, mischievous 641 00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,857 and impossible. 642 00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,441 I do what I can to help him. 643 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:30,194 Therapy, research. 644 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:33,531 And, unfortunately, divorce. 645 00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:37,994 Richard said he didn't want to do it anymore. 646 00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:40,496 Said he didn't feel like he was a good dad. 647 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:41,873 Especially with Jared. 648 00:34:41,874 --> 00:34:45,668 He said that I made him feel small. 649 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:49,463 And he was done, so he quit. 650 00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:52,216 (chuckles) 651 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:54,887 So I'm hitting reset. 652 00:34:56,054 --> 00:35:00,558 I don't know, maybe I'll even go on a date, again. 653 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:02,351 Someday. 654 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:05,188 But moving to Spiderwick, it's just- 655 00:35:05,189 --> 00:35:07,064 LUCINDA: Leave. Leave. 656 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:08,858 Little Miss, you must leave. 657 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,568 Spiderwick is dangerous. 658 00:35:10,569 --> 00:35:12,236 It's all real. 659 00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:15,323 The fairies and hags and unicorns... 660 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,950 Thimbletack and Mulgarath. 661 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:20,369 Mulgarath wants the Field Guide. 662 00:35:20,370 --> 00:35:21,913 Mulgarath will get you! 663 00:35:21,914 --> 00:35:23,748 Mulga- You have got to go! 664 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:25,541 - We all m-must go! - It's okay. 665 00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:27,627 - Lucinda, you're okay. - We all must go! 666 00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:29,128 - Little Miss, leave! - It's okay, Lucinda. 667 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:30,923 - (roaring) - Leave! 668 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:34,842 SALESWOMAN: The elusive dragon egg. 669 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:38,095 We procured this from a local estate. 670 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,056 It's coated in an opaline enamel 671 00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,599 and encrusted with diamonds. 672 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,602 Strangely, no one's figured out how to open the egg 673 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:47,313 to discover what Fabergé hid inside. 674 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,523 Ah, ah. 675 00:35:48,524 --> 00:35:51,108 We touch with our eyes, little girl. 676 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:53,153 (growls softly) 677 00:35:53,154 --> 00:35:56,739 But there is indeed something contained 678 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:58,533 within its impenetrable shell, right? 679 00:35:58,534 --> 00:35:59,575 Yes. 680 00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:00,993 Unfortunately, 681 00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:04,330 the enamel has minerals that make X-rays unreadable. 682 00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:05,873 So, it's a mystery. 683 00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:07,125 How much for the egg? 684 00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:11,087 Perhaps I could show you another piece? 685 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:14,841 We have some cucumber-persimmon water if you're thirsty, 686 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:18,135 or the most scrummy petit fours you've ever tasted. 687 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:20,388 DORIAN: Darling, didn't you say you were feeling hungry? 688 00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:22,306 - Yes, Daddy. - (gasps) 689 00:36:22,307 --> 00:36:23,934 (crunching) 690 00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:28,272 Mm. 691 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,899 (crunching) 692 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:43,786 What is that? 693 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:46,290 It's a mystery. 694 00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:55,674 (grandfather clock chiming) 695 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,552 Smells like turtle vomit. 696 00:36:59,553 --> 00:37:02,430 I think that's Havarti. 697 00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:04,557 It's a local delicacy. 698 00:37:04,558 --> 00:37:06,809 And the stove is broken, so... 699 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,269 (thudding) 700 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,729 That's the noise. 701 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,731 I told you, there's a critter inside the wall. 702 00:37:11,732 --> 00:37:14,358 SIMON: Please stop with this "critter is inside of the wall." 703 00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:15,443 - It's an animal... - It's a trash panda. 704 00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:16,736 - Trash panda? - Yes. 705 00:37:16,737 --> 00:37:17,945 It's an old house. What do you expect? 706 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,113 Probably some mutated racoon or something. 707 00:37:19,114 --> 00:37:20,656 - Stop fighting, for real. - Shut up, Mallory. 708 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:21,908 - Who asked you? - Don't tell me to shut up. 709 00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,367 'Cause there'd be a mutated racoon in our wall, 710 00:37:23,368 --> 00:37:25,453 - Jared, okay? - (crashing, crackling) 711 00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:27,246 MALLORY: Mom, you good? 712 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:29,999 Well, we got to rebuild anyway. 713 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,543 So, let's do this. 714 00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:36,297 ("Welcome to the Terrordome" by Public Enemy playing) 715 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:37,757 ♪ I got so much trouble on my mind... ♪ 716 00:37:37,758 --> 00:37:39,967 Come on, grab something. 717 00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:42,303 It's right behind this wall. 718 00:37:42,304 --> 00:37:44,722 - JARED: Let's do this. - SIMON: Let's go. 719 00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,974 HELEN: Did you hear that? It's in here. 720 00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,393 JARED: Okay. (laughs) 721 00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:51,229 (grunting, laughing) 722 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,439 HELEN: Keep going! 723 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,941 (crashing) 724 00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,359 ♪ My home is your home ♪ 725 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,528 ♪ But welcome to the Terrordome ♪ 726 00:37:58,529 --> 00:38:01,364 HELEN: Ew... 727 00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:03,617 (music fades) 728 00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:07,370 JARED: Whoa... 729 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,915 Gnarly mousetrap. 730 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,000 Lemondrop and Jeffrey? 731 00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:16,170 No, these are too desiccated. 732 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,297 What the hell is this? 733 00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:19,632 SIMON: It's a dumbwaiter. 734 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:22,718 A tiny elevator that takes food between floors. 735 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:23,928 But I don't know why it was covered up. 736 00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:26,347 I'm talking about the mouse-oleum. 737 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:28,140 (Jared chuckles) 738 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:29,475 Let's see where it goes. 739 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:30,893 No. No, no, no. 740 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:33,479 No way. This is too dangerous. 741 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,897 You guys, clean this up. 742 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:37,775 Mal, can you clear the table please? 743 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:40,736 I need to call the repairman, an exterminator, 744 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,114 a contractor, a chiropractor... 745 00:38:43,115 --> 00:38:45,700 Come on, we have to go up there. 746 00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:49,037 Uh, I... I have to clear the table. 747 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:53,165 Dude, I bet there's some 748 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,169 weird Spiderwick death cult stuff up there. 749 00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:57,461 Mom said not to go. 750 00:38:57,462 --> 00:38:59,423 Bring snacks. 751 00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:02,885 Jared, wait. 752 00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:05,720 Jared! 753 00:39:05,721 --> 00:39:08,389 Jared, I said don't go! 754 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:09,765 The hell is wrong with you, man? 755 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:12,226 Can't you for once just leave it alone? 756 00:39:12,227 --> 00:39:13,936 Don't you want to find out what's up there? 757 00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:15,771 I want you to stop. 758 00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:17,773 I am so sick of defending you, Jared. 759 00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:20,193 At school, at the stupid gas station, 760 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,402 with Lemondrop and Jeffrey. 761 00:39:21,403 --> 00:39:23,154 I didn't do anything to them. 762 00:39:23,155 --> 00:39:24,572 What do I get for helping you? 763 00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:26,824 I had to leave everything I loved, okay? 764 00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:29,995 My friends, our house, Dad. 765 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,084 (cheerful music plays) 766 00:39:37,085 --> 00:39:38,711 (chatter, laughter) 767 00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:42,132 (lively chatter) 768 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,878 (firefly chittering) 769 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,436 ♪ ♪ 770 00:40:38,272 --> 00:40:39,322 (girls laughing) 771 00:40:45,028 --> 00:40:47,656 (firefly tinkling against glass) 772 00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:03,172 (squeaks) 773 00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:06,757 (gasps) 774 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,886 (laughing) 775 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,815 (phone buzzing) 776 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:33,368 (thudding) 777 00:41:46,215 --> 00:41:48,217 (distant rattling) 778 00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:15,452 ♪ ♪ 779 00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:19,914 Whoa. 780 00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,625 What is this place? 781 00:42:26,588 --> 00:42:29,215 (pattering footfalls) 782 00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:31,802 Lemondrop? Jeffrey? 783 00:42:35,764 --> 00:42:37,766 ♪ ♪ 784 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:41,270 (rustling) 785 00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:03,542 So, you're Arthur Spiderwick. 786 00:43:26,273 --> 00:43:27,900 (snarling) 787 00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:50,714 (hissing, snarling) 788 00:43:54,003 --> 00:43:56,093 Boo! 789 00:43:56,094 --> 00:43:57,930 (both screaming) 790 00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:01,974 (laughing) 791 00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:04,060 - (indistinct chatter) - JARED: Mom! Mom! 792 00:44:04,061 --> 00:44:05,353 In here! 793 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:07,855 - I-I saw... - HELEN: What? 794 00:44:07,856 --> 00:44:09,607 I-I don't know what. 795 00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:11,150 Lucinda was telling the truth. Arthur knew. 796 00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:12,777 These-these creatures are real! 797 00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:14,654 - Someone's starved for attention. - I know what I saw! 798 00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:16,280 Hey, please calm down, sweetie. 799 00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:19,743 We had to do what Lucina said. We have to get out of here now! 800 00:44:22,037 --> 00:44:23,371 Huh. 801 00:44:23,372 --> 00:44:24,664 You ditched therapy? 802 00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:27,458 Because how would you know what Lucinda said 803 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:29,460 - if you were with Dr. Brauer- - I was being inconsiderate 804 00:44:29,461 --> 00:44:30,878 and in doing so, I diminish my own dignity. 805 00:44:30,879 --> 00:44:32,046 - Whatever! - Jared, 806 00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:33,339 I've tried so hard with you. 807 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,966 Didn't you hear what I just said? 808 00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:37,218 These creatures are real! 809 00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:39,596 Come on. (stammers) I'll show you. 810 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:46,736 Uh... 811 00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:53,526 I am so done. 812 00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:54,527 Done! 813 00:44:54,528 --> 00:44:56,487 We came here to see Dr. Brauer, 814 00:44:56,488 --> 00:44:57,864 and that's what we're gonna do! 815 00:44:57,865 --> 00:45:01,075 - Let's go. - Mom. Mom. 816 00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:05,622 ♪ Everybody ♪ 817 00:45:06,623 --> 00:45:08,124 ♪ Needs a friend... ♪ 818 00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,625 Will it grow? 819 00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:12,420 We're gonna need the Field Guide to know how to raise 820 00:45:12,421 --> 00:45:15,841 this creature from a sapling idea into a grim endeavor. 821 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:22,722 But I do recall Spiderwick saying that it needs protein. 822 00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:28,519 ♪ 'Cause I know just what you... ♪ 823 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,399 (burbling) 824 00:45:39,865 --> 00:45:41,200 (growls) 825 00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:44,744 ♪ When you need me ♪ 826 00:45:44,745 --> 00:45:46,662 (both exhale) 827 00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,540 (burbling) 828 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:52,126 (knocking at door) 829 00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:54,046 Did she call the police? 830 00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:57,131 Maybe they'll go away. 831 00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:59,092 (knocking continues) 832 00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:04,180 Here. Just in case. 833 00:46:04,181 --> 00:46:06,266 ♪ ♪ 834 00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:27,371 Hi, Dr. Brauer. 835 00:46:29,957 --> 00:46:32,125 Well, I'm so glad you came. 836 00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:38,881 ♪ Do you see it too? ♪ 837 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:42,510 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 838 00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:45,805 ♪ Call me on the telephone ♪ 839 00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:49,559 ♪ Because I'm feeling all alone ♪ 840 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,478 ♪ So where you wanna go? ♪ 841 00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:54,564 ♪ We can hit the road ♪ 842 00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:56,148 ♪ We can hit the road ♪ 843 00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:58,943 ♪ We'll find the sun out there ♪ 844 00:46:58,944 --> 00:47:03,239 ♪ No need to run out there ♪ 845 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:06,492 ♪ Another fire, I'm not afraid ♪ 846 00:47:06,493 --> 00:47:09,245 ♪ To see new worlds come off the page ♪ 847 00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:13,624 ♪ I'm not a hero but I can see ♪ 848 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,585 ♪ There's something special in you and me ♪ 849 00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:20,381 ♪ There's something magic in the sky ♪ 850 00:47:20,382 --> 00:47:22,884 ♪ And no one gets it like you do ♪ 851 00:47:22,885 --> 00:47:26,888 ♪ There's something magic in your eyes ♪ 852 00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,891 ♪ And no one gets me like you do ♪ 853 00:47:29,892 --> 00:47:31,851 ♪ Ooh ♪ 854 00:47:31,852 --> 00:47:34,854 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 855 00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:38,065 ♪ There's something magic in the sky ♪ 856 00:47:38,066 --> 00:47:41,611 ♪ There's something magic in your eyes ♪ 857 00:47:41,612 --> 00:47:44,823 ♪ There's something magic in the sky ♪ 858 00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:52,663 ♪ There's something magic in the sky ♪ 859 00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:54,498 ♪ And no one gets it like you do ♪ 860 00:47:54,499 --> 00:47:59,128 ♪ There's something magic in your eyes ♪ 861 00:47:59,129 --> 00:48:01,173 ♪ And no one gets me like you do. ♪ 862 00:48:05,552 --> 00:48:07,554 ♪ ♪ 863 00:48:07,604 --> 00:48:12,154 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59748

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