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Welcome to Germany!

Swedish?

Modern times?

Big, little English?

All are welcome!

All are welcome!

Even the little one!

He can come soon!

Why are you here?

Just a little sailing holiday.

John and boys, drink it.

Take your hands off.

Maples, passport? There you go.

Any other people on the boat?

Just the two of us.

Not really, Maples.

No, I... Come, come,
we have lapsed.

Take your dirty hands off me!

Back off!

And you!

Put your hands in the air!

Why, you're in trouble now!

You bit of started, boy!

I'll give you 100 francs to shoot him.

Don't shoot me!

He hated Germans, you
should really shoot him.

I'm sorry.

You aren't very scared.

Take him off the plank.

He loves words.

Dirty drunken animal.

Guilty as charged.

You can't have this back.

I always take a can of kerosene
for just these sort of occasions.

It's been a while, but
the last time someone

laughed at me, when
I boarded their vessel,

I gave them the choice.

Either swim to shore, or take
their chances on a burning ship.

Hans and I wondered
which option they'd choose.

That's my water, or that's my fire.

Or did they chose
both? Ciao, ciao.

They made it until the very last
moment, until their hair was on fire,

and their blistered skin
peed from their fingers.

Before they immersed themselves in
water, in the vain hope of reaching shore.

One of them sank immediately and perished.

But to our amazement, the
big one, we showed great spirit.

In spite of all their odds, the
painstakingly made it to shore.

We followed and cheered him on and
rewarded this impressive achievement

with a bullet to the back of his head.

Isn't that funny?

Why aren't you laughing?

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Nice work, lasset.

You're small where they came from.

Yes.

They arranged soon, sir.

Ready? Should we be worried?

I don't think so, sir. It's a rather large
explosive, so I set a rather large fuse.

I locate the outside of the powder room,

so when he goes back,
he really should go back.

Go, sir.

Should be any second now, chaps.

Ready?

You can tell us what we're doing here, sir.

The Germans cut off our
supply chain with U-boats.

We cut off the supply chain to the U-boats.

Through our intelligence
agents, we found a way.

The entire servicing,
repairing, and rearming.

We're headless at landing U-boat fleet.

It's operated by two Nazi top boats

and an Italian supply
ship in Fernando Perp.

Our eight men were willing
to go and sink those ships.

Why don't we just aerate
Fernando Perp and sink the ships?

Because crafty Germans,
being crafty Germans,

have positioned themselves
in a Spanish colony,

Fernando Perp's neutral territory.

If we attack that colony,

the rest of unoccupied
Europe will join the Nazis.

It's only a question of time
before we find ourselves

frying big pink sausages
wearing nothing but leitos.

Hitler is not playing by the rules.

They're neither are we.

This will, of course, be an unsanctioned,

done-or-the-rise, and unofficial mission.

If they're captured by the
British, they'll be thrown in jail.

But if the Nazis find them,

it's torture and death.

Somewhat intentionally,
I may have just the man.

Rather inconveniently,

he's currently incarcerated
with his Majesty's pleasure.

We may not like his
attitude, but he's bold.

He's a killer,

and the men will follow him anywhere.

Are we sure this is a good idea?

Of course we're not, but we're desperate.

Send him in.

Forward!

Down there, Major.

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Thank you, Sergeant.

Glass march, Phillips.

This is Lieutenant Commander...

Ian Fleming.

Used to be at Naval Intelligence.
Now he works for me.

Why am I here? Have a mission.

I want you to lead.

Why are you asking me?

Help yourself to a cup of tea, Major.

Ahem.

Boo!

Yeah!

We both know that I'm

not very popular with the administration.

The reason they find you unattractive

is the very reason I find you A-tractive.

Mission?

Operation Postmaster.

To neutralize the German
U-boats in the North Atlantic.

And what's the plan?

The U-boats need fuel and torpedoes,

but they also need carbon
dioxide filters for oxygen.

Without them, they can't
dive and they can't hunt.

Stuff on the surface, they're obsolete.

Target?

The Duquesa d'Aosta.

She's an Italian ship the
Germans have been using.

To refuel, rearm and replenish
the CO2 filters with the entire fleet.

She's hidden off the coast of West Africa.

Small island called Fernando Poe.

We want you to...

sink her.

You'll be posing as fisherman
sailing down the west coast

on board a trawler loaded with enough
explosives to destroy the Duquesa.

This is agents Herron and Stuart.

They'll be working
undercover on the island.

Mr. Herron's already established
there, running various businesses.

What businesses? A casino bar.

And the illegal exports game.

Proptable.

I do quite well.

High rank and Nazis are
my most valued clients.

Good for you.

Mr. Stuart, an actress and singer, has been
training with us for the last two years.

She'll be posing as a
gold trader from New York.

Her mission is to seduce and distract the
island's commanding officer, Heinrich Lue.

She's very capable and somewhat motivated.

Motivated how so?

My mother's side were German Jews.

They were the first to go.

Very sorry to hear that.

I'm sure you'll recover.

We have 44 days before the
Nazis move their operation.

We won't find them again.

If I'm to do this, I'll need my own team.

You won't like them. They're all there.

Bad.

They'll need to be.

Give us their names.

Henry Hays.

A smart, young Irishman
who hates the Nazis,

who spook him as his older brother,
who was a close friend of mine, drowned.

Alfred Eubone sank his fishing trawl.

I've taken him under my wing ever since.

He's cunning, quiet and whining.

More to the point.

Hays is a magnificent sailor.

And I trust him.

If we're going to try
and sink a large ship,

we'll need Freddy the Buzz Frogman.

He can swim across the
channel with his feet tied together.

Admittedly, he's a
convicted arsonist in a

terrible misery unless
he's destroying something.

But he's very good at blowing things up.

Next, we'll need the Danish hammer.

Anders Lassen grew up wrestling bears

and hunting elk on his family estate.

He's a legend with a bowie
knife and a bow and arrow.

He ran away at 18 to fight the Nazis after
the Gestapo tortured his brother to death.

He gave up filleting
game for gutting Nazis.

He then turned up on our
shores, ready to fight alongside us.

He's an uncontrollable man dog who knows
a hundred creative ways to kill a man.

And finally, most importantly,

only a Jeffrey Adler.

Yes, we thought you might.

That's why we sent him on a
reconnaissance mission to Fernando Po.

Unfortunately, the Nazis
nabbed him on his return.

All the more reason.

He knows what we need to know.

He's a master planner, a master survivor,

a chess grandmaster,

and a surgeon with a blade.

We spent two weeks
together in Dunkirk, Fox Hall.

And if it wasn't for Apple,
I would still be there today.

No Apple donation.

I'm afraid that's impossible.

Why?

Because he's being held by an
entire German garrison on the pond.

The pond's on the way.

That's insanity.

You let me worry about that.

I must get me one of those coats.

Whoa!

No chance you can tell us
what we're doing here, sir.

Dry yourself off, Rob
man, and I'll tell you.

Curiosity is eating us all up, sir.

I apologize for all the secrecy, chaps,

but this is an
unsanctioned, unofficial,

and unauthorized mission.

If we're picked up by the Brits,

we will all go to jail.

If we're picked up by the Germans,

torture and death.

So it's just the four of us there.

And Captain Appleyard.

He's responsible for
securing this information.

He is, however, in a spot bother.

He's being held by the Germans on La Parma.

Our first job is liberated.

Sir, that's all it is.

No.

We need to confirm
Appleyard's intelligence.

That's why there are two more agents

on their way to Fernando
Poe by train, as we speak.

Doing what? Exactly.

They'll be ensuring that those
ships are filled with supplies,

so they're worth blowing
up in the first place.

It's one thing taking over the world,

but do they have to
take over the kitchen too?

It's all sausage, cabbage, and black bread.

Who would you have preferred?

The French over the refined classical take.

But the both formage,
the verb, says if he.

..

What about the rustic spontaneity
of the Italians? They are boils.

They're little greeny, they're tomatoes.

I climb over the little greeny
to get to the French genie.

What?

The genie?

You have me with the world war.

Again, the Spanish offer,

the Shorges award for regional paella,

and taupers,

and chamonumerico de la luffia.

So?

We're between a rock and a hard place.

If the Brits win the war,

we're stuck with fish and chips.

If the Germans win the war,

we're stuck with this many.

So?

We'll have the sausage, the
cabbage, and the black bread, please.

Preu bien merci.

En situation? Steady.

Steady.

Now.

I'm exhausted.

I'm going to get a drink.

And I'll have to drink.

Yes.

I'm going to drink.

Yes.

I'm going to get a drink.

Is there a coffee?

Is there a problem?

I don't know what's going to happen.

I'm going to get a drink.

And I'm going to get a drink.

I'll have to drink.

I can manage myself, thank you.

I'm going to get a drink.

Allow me, Miss Stewart.

I'm going to get a drink.

Allow me.

Thank you.

I'm going to get a drink.

Door? Locked.

Case? Working on it.

Stand by.

The case is manifest,
ready? Ready.

400 B grade torpedoes checked.

Check.

Check.

5,000 tons of diesel checked.

5,000 tons of diesel.

Lieutenant? Yes, sir.

Check.

10,000 carbon dioxide filters checked.

End of message restored, sir.

Confirm receipt.

Receipt, confirmed.

Urgent, checked.

Checkers, get the car
ready and form a flag.

Let's pack it up.

No more problem in the bank
if there's no gold in the vault.

Thank you.

It's really comforting to hear.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good day.

Sausage, cabbage, and black breads.

Hitler has made us an
offer, an appeasement.

But we must step down our army,
surrender our navy, and accept Nazi rule.

Otherwise, he promises total
destruction of Britain and her empire.

Our best option is to take
Hitler's deal while we can.

Air Marshal Greece?

He has more bombs, more men, more machines.

We won't survive much longer.

You have to make the only decision you can
make in good conscience, Prime Minister.

Good God does. Listen to yourselves.

It's not appeasement, it's surrender.

You still fail to realize
who we're up against.

With respect, Prime Minister.

It's you who doesn't realize.

We cannot hope to defeat him.

Hitler is the main spring of evil.

A gut of sight.

This is not a man that
we can negotiate with.

I've read his book, Admiral Powell.

The man is a vicious, victimized ideologue.

He could not be trusted.

If I thought that we could
have achieved peace

through surrendering,
I'd have done it already.

We need to stop our country from starving.

We need three million tons of supplies
to cross the Atlantic every month.

We're currently losing
50% of that to Hubert's tax.

And I have reason to take the deal.

I've not finished out of them, darling.

We need the Americans.

They will never enter the war, but
we already appear to be a losing sight.

Ending hostilities with Germany
is the best path out of this mess.

We are all in agreement, Prime Minister.

Thank you, General.

Yes, thank you, gentlemen.

M. Fleming, this better be good news.

Prime Minister, we have
the manifest here, sir.

It's been confirmed that
Dukaso has fully laden with

supplies to keep Hubert's
operational indefinitely.

If we're going to sink
her, now is the time.

They're on their way.

There are chances.

Well, if anyone can, they can.

But if we're discovered, Parliament
will remove you from office.

Well, better make sure
we're not discovered, then.

We'll take it from the cliffside.
It's an 85-foot sheer climb.

No one should notice a
small, innocuous fishing vessel.

We'll set up in the woods
and see what we're up against.

Then we'll go for a night raid.

Step in quietly, find Apple, come out fast.

Well, there's thousands
suggest a garrison of 50 to 60.

That should be about 15 each.

Lassen, try not to be greedy.
We do have a reputation.

My killing days are over.

I'm just here as a peacekeeping observer.

Betty, bag the kit, sign us the weapon.

When do we go? No, 200.

Take towers first and
move on to the radio

room, barracks, and
end up in the control room.

What do we have here? Bishtava.

How'd you know?

The band of the hour
look better than dress.

They really must get me one of those codes.

They must be here for Apple.

It's either torture
or, uh, extraction, sir.

Say, extraction, that'll
be the end of Apple.

We won't be seeing him again.

I'm afraid, gentlemen, we're not
going to have the luxury of night.

We're going to have to go in now.

Hey!

So, what's happened there then?

It looks like they've been
plucked full of arrows, hazy.

And where'd the arrows go?

Straight through.

No, uh, two more around the other side.

Where are they now?

Same place as these two.

Not see heaven.

Well, with less than seven
minutes before they're missed,

alarms, dogs, none of it good.

Go under cover of the engine, only
break cover when things go bang.

Have a great idea, lassen, why
don't you march off by yourself

and fill those gems full of arrows?

Freddy, grab the scissors
and help them with that fit.

Yes, sir.

Daisy, if you were made, we'd go left.

Freddy, lassen, you go right.

Pull your blades,
gentlemen, and bon appetit.

See you at the tower.

Remember, gentlemen, try and have fun.

So far, so good.

Doing problem.

It's very good.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Do we know each other?

No!

Is that a heart lassen?

For the avoidance of doubt.

Oh, boy.

First, see you to it, man.

This is hazy.

Pleasure, hazy.

Pleasure's mine.

Thought you might need these.

Surely thoughtful of you.

Go find him.

Oh, goodie.

Oh, yeah, why don't you have nipples?

You all right?

Couldn't unplug me, could you?

Battery's still on.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

Did you see the ducation?

What, a Nazi soldier?

Why was the letter in your field?

Because the soldiers and those
guns and those S-boats were all new.

That's a lot more than
the boys are expecting.

A month ago is a dozen mechanics.

Six drum sailors.

Two fat spouts.

And a Nazi in a pear tree.

Only.

I say they're gonna need more help than me.

Can you leave that to me?

But right now, you need to meet that man.

Your man.

The reason you're here.

The only thing worse than a Nazi.

Is him.

Hello. I haven't assumed he's a baby.

No, as long as I can come.

I'm very disappointed, Harold.

There are 16 crates in my warehouse.

You have not yet shipped to the mainland.

No need to fret, Harold.

They'll still be delivered
by the agreed date.

But maybe.

But they take up valuable space.

For this, I expect a significant
reduction in your fee.

And I can do five percent.

That's a gesture of goodwill.

Twenty.

And don't waste my precious time haggling.

Well, strictly speaking,
there should be no reduction.

Since there's not yet been
any breach of contract.

Five is more than polite.

Twenty.

Rings like a salmonote.

Ijaz.

Ijaz?

Am I being accused of disharmony?

I take that as a personal affront.

I'm supposing you're not the secretary.

Miss Stewart has the
contact I said I'd arrange.

Ah, you knew your gold quartet.

I told you, I already have
a satisfying arrangement.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Well, I hope I don't disappoint.

I can't make a decision
on this presentation.

Early days?

Early days do come too soon.

And seasons change with the hunters' moon.

When the nachterschliesen
und denorgen Halsin.

And desre vermord vermander zich im kaufid.

I have to say, Herman,

for all your flaws you do have a
habit of pulling rabbits from heads.

So, how much gold do you
wish to move, Miss Stewart?

As much as you can find.

As I mentioned before,

I do already have a very
profitable arrangement.

And despite your commentary,

I pride myself on maintaining harmony.

Now, why should I entertain you?

Because I'll make more money

and have lots of fun whilst doing so.

If I'm not good for my
word, don't pay me.

Ich bin vermorden.

Aver du bist nicht meinmorden.

Wehr bist du.

Ich bin dinerschwester.

Well,

I will talk to my people
and then we'll wander.

Lovely.

When the sliver of a cat barks at dawn,

it kills just for her pleasure.

Who shares a meal the cat did seal

when both looked on
in pleasure? Here, then.

So, we're getting this kind of show.

She likes nothing so slow.

Ha ha.

That riddle was a nice touch.

That hooks in.

Now, be careful how you reel him in.

I'll make sure the harbor's
empty when the boys arrive.

How are you going to do that?

I'll throw a party at my club.

A costume party for the officers

and a second party at
the dock for the soldiers.

People like my parties.

Everyone but Lorde.

That will be your job.

All the rats will follow the piper.

So, if I understand correctly,
we're currently here in the harbor.

We'll sail around German-controlled
Africa to Fernando Poe,

which is just north of the equator,

just off the West African coast.

So, that's the shortest route.

Yes, but we don't want to go shorter.

Our priority is not to be seen.

You mean be seen again?

Again?

Any little slot you mustn't have, does he?

Had it running already.

Never mind, Danis Apple. Oh, boy.

Remind me again how you found
your nipples attached to a car battery.

Yes, sir. It wasn't my fault.

Found intelligence.
Plus, it was almost

worth it to watch the
heart snatcher at work.

I've been so known
as a lover than a fighter.

Jesus Christ, if that's how you
fight, I'd hate to see your love.

You don't have to worry about that.

You're too pretty for me.

Freddy, on the other hand,

you'd have to catch me first.

I do love to hunt.

You'd be lucky.

I'm really getting quite hard.

Anyway, my suggestion is
that we take this wider one.

It's obviously longer, but it
should avoid any awkward

conversations with German
U-boats or British warships.

Whether dependent, we
should make it there in 15 days.

Agreed.

Hey, Izzy, do you think
you can manage that?

Leave it to me, sir.

I'm going to sleep, please.

Get me another drink.

Come to that. Can I get a song, please?

Well, come this way.

Please, don't hit me.

You know, I like you, Fanny.

But you touch me again.

You're going to jail.

Fanny!

Fanny! Go on, Mr.

Earl.

I'll deal with them.

Please take care of Miss Stewart.

You know what you need, Captain Vinyan.

I know what I need.

But do you? We got it all.

You need another drink.

Marty, good stuff.

We got it all.

That's why I love you.

And...

Mrs. Fernando Poe.

Everybody is welcome.

See? Everybody.

Tiny body, I think.

Orlando?

Have you fallen out with our new friends?

It's not fair, Ricardo.

This is my harbor.

I am in charge.

We're stepping on your toes.

Don't step this.

Don't step.

We know, though, I hear that
Lucas is leaving the harbor early.

Well, good riddance.

The harbor will be yours again.

When will you be free of that ugly vessel?

Three days earlier.

Then we should have another drink.

To celebrate, don't you?

It's neither cat nor
dog that kills for fun.

It's the vixen, nor another.

There's only two that kill
for fun, my pretty friend.

The fox and his human brother.

I believe I resolved your battle, right?

Shabner, you play well.

Speaking of foxes.

Horowitz and Meyer, West 47th Street.

Have you heard of them?

I don't believe I have, no.

They're the largest gold traders in midtown
New York, and you haven't heard of them.

I'm afraid I haven't, no.

I am familiar, of course,
with Horowitz and

Hyde, but they're on
the west side of the city.

But then again, I'm sure we really
knew that, didn't you? I'm curious.

How do you find dealing
with the Jew? Oh, dear.

I've slipped from one snare
only to find myself in another.

How shall I put this?

I fear your brilliant leader has
mischaracterized the ancient tribe of Ihuda.

Their ability to not only
survive three thousand years

with a boot on their neck,
but to prosper in spite of it.

I suspect it inspired
satanic jealousy within him.

In conclusion, it looks as though
the lady doth protest too much.

Is there a cherry to go on this
blasphemous cake, or have you finished?

I must confess, not only do I
respect and admire the Jew, I am one.

Kitty!

Are they greedy rats?

I think this could be the
beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Then I shall offer a party to celebrate.

I don't care for parties.

I spoil sport. Everybody loves a party.

If the case is leaving three
days earlier than we thought,

if we don't tell them they
got her, we will arrive too late.

Incoming.

Contact.

More jerrys on the island than expected.

Tin of corned beef's out of pantry.
Three days early.

I'll take that, kids.
Competently, sir. Remo.

More jerrys on the island than expected.

Corned beef's out of the
pantry three days early.

Move faster.

It's a good decision to take to the area.

So there's more soldiers on the
island, and the boat's leaving earlier.

Yes.

How are we meant to move faster?

We can't move faster.

We're going as fast as we can. This
is a fishing boat, it's not a spade boat.

Prime Minister, the new case is
leaving Fernando Poe in twelve days.

On our current schedule,
they'll arrive three days too late.

Can this still be done?

We're still awaiting a
response from Major Phillips.

If we can't move faster, we're shorter.

We can get to Fernando Poe in twelve days.

You said we couldn't go shorter.

No, I said we don't want to go shorter.

He said we'd get mowed down by a U-boat.
Or worse.

Picked off by the Brits.

They're Armada of destroyers in Prossino.

We will literally be sailing over U-boats.

Sorry lads.

We go shorter.

Yes, Holmen.

As I speak to you now,

London once again,

shutters beneath,

and Nazis all sought from the skies.

And at such times,

the hearts of men stirred to duty.

But you are not such men.

You are not chosen for your
conspicuous honour or high ideals.

You are chosen because
you are the last resort.

Ruthless men who will not hesitate.

Men who do not keep clean hands.

Men like you.

Many of them still conspire in
their own discordant harmony.

Who know?

That's a British destroyer.

We should move.

Can't harp on that, sir.

Well, we've seen them.

They've seen us.

Hold pass, maid honour.

We're preparing a boarding party.

Hello, captain.

Nothing exciting here.

We're just Swedish fishermen.

Step forward, Jorgensen!

Jorgensen, you're Swedish.

Ask them where they're heading, would you?

Blimey, we're back!

Miskapaw, fiskatooten!

Not you, lassen!

I want to hear March Phillips have a go.

Fair enough.

Games up, commander.

Can't blame a girl for trying.

Good effort, Major, but I'm afraid
you're going to have to come with us.

May I ask under whose
authority we've been, Whelan?

On the orders of Admiral Pound.

Firstly, tenant.

You are pursuing an unsanctioned criminal
enterprise in international waters.

You're going to cause an upset.

I think we're a little
past upset, commander.

Stevens, what have you got?

I had a pink, sir.

The greedy little dancer, he won't be
satisfied with holding most of Europe.

He's after our own green and pleasant land.

So thank God you're here with your little
wooden battleship and your five-man army.

You both, bearing 273.

Some you're after.

Come aboard.

You made a proceed.

Government size, sir.

If you know what's good
for you, you're your head-ho.

Thank you, commander.

Daisy, get us an example of
Peter Magnus, will you? No, sir.

After the man is started,
you'll be back in a minute.

After the man is done,
you'll be back in a minute.

Mr. Cowan!

What's that noise, man?

It's always funny noise.

Peter's so good to go home.

This is your man against things done.

His name is Cat Billy.

We've attacked him.

And he went to an English boarding school?

Not just any boarding school.

He went to eat to me.

The boarding school.

Right.

What's he doing
here? He's a prince.

A prince of what exactly?

A prince of Fernando Paul.

He's part pirate.

Part Irish country.

Sheik!

He's also part of our solution.

Ah, H.

KB is back in town.

Seems like you've
always come bearing gifts.

See for me.

Good luck with that.

I'm not for you.

But these are.

Mmm. Goodies. Yummy.

Paddy.

Someone has taste.

Rarer than hen's teeth.

Well, our head tells me
that KB is the only man

to talk to when it comes
to getting things done.

Why do I feel like I've gone from
bringing the predator to the prey?

I've got a chance.

Quite an entrance, young lady.

It's on the condition that we sample them.

Now?

Addy, set the table.

Duke said, push it in till it stops.

You are caught with it.

I was right.

I was the prey.

I'll help you.

Because I don't like Nazis, not because
they're Nazis, but because they're gauche.

I'll give you a target of twelve of
my best men, including yours truly.

But if I'm going to help
you, who's going to help me?

Because you're not a soldier at our age.

No.

But she is.

Shall I shoot your
best man? I told you.

No!

Stalk delivery, check.

Check.

Twenty-three boys, check.

Stalk delivery.

Twenty-three boys, seventeen girls.

Meeting point, twenty
kilometres outside of Orlando.

The wrong delivery with Heron.

Can you get us there?

Is there a way to
hold us? Make answer.

Twenty quid says this doesn't end well.

For who? For them.

Compare it yourself, Hazy.

It's match-fixing.

Let's do it.

Heron, it's been too long.

Good to see you, Gus.

Apple?

Mrs.
Camp Billy, the Prince of Fernando Paul.

Your Highness, he's agreed to help us.

Forgive me, but...

I have a peculiar feeling
that we've met before.

I get that a lot.

I'm extremely well-trained.

No, no, it's a particular sense.

I don't suppose you
played cricket, did you?

Captain Eples, 21 to 22.

I knew, I knew your face.

Right next to the trophy cabinet.

An eight-foot tall huge portrait.

Yes, exactly that.

One eye on the boundary,
one eye on the pub.

Bloody glad to have you aboard.

Bloody good to be here, Apple boy.

I'm very bored.

Narts is making a nuisance to themselves.

I mean, it's terrible for business.

I'm only too pleased to help
you serve them a bloody nose.

That's a commandable attitude.

So, what's your plan?

Apple?

We're going to sync the
two queso, plus the two tacks.

Crippling, Hitler's
Atlantic fleet of U-boats.

Very good.

The thing is, our old friends, the
Nazis, aren't making it the easiest.

We're outnumbered 200 to 5.

There's a few more
soldiers than we anticipated.

I think that we're going to have to find
ourselves a few more strapping lands.

Are you?

Hoya!

Yippo, l'yewa!

Bosti, be back! All right.

Do you see this?

Yes, I think that.

We brought some weapons, if you need.

You hold on to those, we call
them... They're goring a gore, yeah.

Hoya!

Shoot him, l'yewa! Ah, listen.

You do know that a queso is
more 200 feet from the harbor side,

and she's in full glare with the lights.

She's not going to be easy to sink
without attracting unwanted people.

It's a detention.

Yes.

That's why Heron will plant
a bomb to blow the lights

before we paddle in and
rig the hull with explosives.

By the time the explosives
detonate, we'll be heading home.

If I hit it my way,
it's shot in every fire.

And how often do you have it your way?

Depends on who you are, the schoolboy.

Gentlemen.

How do you...
Prepare them, then.

I'll take that 20 whenever
you're ready, Freddy.

Hey!

Mr. Queso will be gone by the morning.

It's two wires and a tic-tac.

I'm sure I can cope.

If it's not me, you should
be worried about me.

I've never taken an oxy-toe party.

Just don't end up at one of his parties.

Don't worry about me.

I'm going to have my own little party.

Drink for the boys on
his nose, his government.

Ordinarily, I'd bite your hand off.

As I had been known
to love a pound of notes.

Well, yeah, arrange them.
They can have fast now.

On this occasion,

the drinks were on me.

However, his nose was his
government was handing him.

Drink for the boys.

You're already a prince, old boy.

There's a prince of Fernando Paul Burns.

Out of the realm, there's
a certain antiquity to it.

Rise, Sir Camp Billy.

You're a good man, Gus.

Good luck, Billy.

Come on.

¿Qué espanos, compaillos?

My hair, you are the visitor.

Cada!

Here, Patrick needs her Caesar.

Put it on.

Thank you, Timothy.

One second.

Timothy? I have a counter offer.

Let's put this dressing up aside.

It's for children, and we are not children.

Let's make our own party.

A dark party.

A dark Nazi party.

The music, the vocation,
and the handsome Nazi.

Since I've been here, I've been
bitten by things that croak and slither.

Scorpions nest in my
wounds, and I can't sleep

for the relentless howl
of John the Lentropy.

Tonight, I'm going to that
party, and you are taking me.

Now, put it on.

Oh.

Very well.

We move when the lights go out.

Ah! Use it.

Abuse it at your will.

That's why I love you.

Come with me, handsome.

I'll have it.

You wouldn't find a German, Spanish,
or Italian officer anywhere else tonight.

Ah!

I turn the beer fest with the
harbor and the snow get together,

and I'll be 90% of the
soldiers away from the dock.

The car just set to blow the
harbor lights in 30 minutes.

Can you keep them here that moment?

Did you voice any questions?

Look at the dress.

So you call this a party?

This is just the thin end of the wedge.

I created a performance just for you.

Well, I could show you a real party.

Hey!

I'm 30% of the regatta.

I'm going to show you a real party.

What are you doing here?

I'm going to show you something.

I'm going to show you something.

I'm going to show you a real party.

Okay, I'm going to show you a real party.

I'm going to show you a real party.

Why do I care? Pizza.

Excuse me while I batter my nose.

What, again?

Don't panic, Caesar.

What should I please tell him?

You'll get me three wraps.

Keep those officers drinking, please.

Thank you.

It decays his whole husband reinforced.

They won't sink.

We need to stop the mission.

That's going to be hard to do.

Listen to me.

Our mission will fail.

The explosives won't work because
he's reinforced it to be unsinkable.

You have to stop them now.

But the charge is about to blow the light.

Can't stop the light. Stop the men.

I must not leave this party.

I'll keep him busy. Go, now.

Start to main. Start to main.

Come in.

1005.

Start to main. Start to main.

This is main. Switch to 20.

10 of corned beef can't be cracked.

The ship cannot be sunk.

Explosives will fail.

It's stork, sir. Put him on open, speaker.

The corned beef can't be cracked.

Stork, this is M.

Never mind the corned beef.
Just find a way.

Over.

Founding coming, sir.

Switch that off for your masteries.

Stop this immediately.

What you are doing ends now.

Or every last one of you
will be subject to a tribunal.

Is that clear?

I don't know what
you're talking about, sir.

Is that correct, Sergeant?

I'll wait an order.

March Phillips, this is Admiral
Pound giving you a direct order.

Of all this mission, now.

I will make sure that none of
you see the night of day again.

I'm sorry.

You can't quite make
out what you're saying.

Is that clear?

I will personally advise Parliament to have
the Prime Minister removed from office.

And I'm going to shut you down.

Message received loud and clear, sir.

I suggest you also fuck off, Sergeant.

Lenny, come attack March Phillips.

Lily, get me the Prime
Minister on the hotline.

Come in, 01. Come in. You receive.

Yes?

Prime Minister, I'm afraid
we've been discovered.

There was a mole in
our mitts, and Admiral

Pound has ordered the
mission to be aborted.

He wanted to have Parliament
to remove you from office.

The mission must continue.

01, this is Base Ober.

No Pound, if he has a
problem, take it up with me.

He knows where I live.
Tell him to press on.

I'm afraid we've lost
all communication, sir.

There must be something we can do.

The only thing I can do is
remind you the reason we

chose March Phillips is
because he doesn't follow.

Let us hope we chose well.

The Duquesse's heart has been
reinforced, which means she can't be sunk.

At least not what the amount
of explosives we're carrying.

Just wondering how and
when exactly this took place.

It's not important how
and when, it's happened.

Well, it is kind of important, Gus.

I don't care about the prison time, but I
do care about finishing what we've started.

Thank you, Freddy.

You don't want to be so sorry for
the mistake you can't just reinforce.

There's no mistake, hazy.

Just lost or how and when exactly...

Why don't we sink the tugboats?

Get rid of the shot into the U-boats.

It's not enough.

They replace them in a week.

Why don't we steal them?

We can use Billy's boat to drag
the Duquesse out of the harbor

and steal the other two German
tugboats that serves the U-boats.

And how are we supposed to do that?

Not only is she double-plated
weighing twice as much,

but you need a full crew
to move a ship that size.

The tugboats aren't the crew.

We tow the Duquesse out to
the ocean and... Well, steal the lot.

Then what?

Still can't sink them.

We don't need to.

We sail into international waters
and hand everything over to the Navy.

They're following us anyway, so they'll
be more than happy to see us again.

And what about the anchor?

Have you seen the size of it?

We can actually start to move her.
Their S-boats will catch us in seconds.

Well, what are you going to do with
all the explosives you brought, Freddie?

We'll use them to blow the anchor.

We'll rig the S-boats
so they can't follow her.

Rig the fuel reserve that supplies the
U-boats, and then... Well, blow the lot out.

Our fuel explosion's going to bring
everyone and their motor down to the harbor.

We'll set the fuse so that the fuel dump
blows once we're outside the harbor.

Then we sneak out quietly.

Not bad.

It's very greedy.

But I'm in.

Well, I'm not leaving until I
have a barrel full of Nazi hearts.

Well, do whatever you tell me to do, sir.

Gentlemen, let's steal some birds.

Turns out she's double-flated.

So change of plans.

We're going to steal the boats instead.

Is that even possible?

I'm not entirely sure.

But if you're after us, are we?

And you know what that means.

A lot more blood and a lot more sweat.

Hopefully not any of ours, old boy.

I don't think we can do
this without you, Billy.

I'm not afraid.

If you are.

I think we're going to need your tug.

Hadie and I will take a
stroll around the harbor

and take out any soldiers still patrolling.

Freddie will bring his dinghy
around to take care of the S-boats

and we'll meet you by the tugboats.

Hello, D'Casa.

That's Apple and me.

We'll take care of any
crew and blow the anchor

and destroy their comms.

I'm not sure what you'll meet on board.

Take my top boy and do more of my better.

Gentlemen, let's prepare.

Oh, the sharkman has such teeth, dear.

And he shows them early whites.

Just a jackknife has all my heat, dear.

And he keeps it out of sight.

You know when the sharkman is early,

it's a tip, tip.

Scarlet billow starts to spread.

Fetching gloves away, don't like me, dear.

Though there's never,
never a trace of death.

Oh, the sad boss comes
and they want to hold you now.

Who's alive and someone's thinking?

It's the orange party, huh?

As soon as the tomorrow is over.

Incoming.

Papers, please.

All good, Freddie?

Charges are set to go once
we're out of the harvester.

Let's carry on then.

Did you enjoy
your gift? I think.

..

Now it's time that the fox shows his den.

To the licks.

I lit the room with oil, so they wouldn't
notice when the power went out.

Freddie, read this 88 and
take the first type of hazing.

Put it up.

I'm terribly sorry, old boy.

Do you mind? I seem to
have misplaced my life.

Fucker! I hope so too.

Oh, my God!

Okay, boys, can't stop.
Let's get this shit out of here.

Go on.

Go on!

There's three more
rooms, just like this one.

Let's just stop the U-boats
for the next six months.

Let's get this thing towed out here.

Where are you boys?

Why me?

Let's step to one of these rooms.

I need you to go to the front of the boat
and attach the Vulcan to the Duqueza.

Lassen and I will head to the bridge.

It's a cuddle.

Take the Royce away.

Can you get up there and get
these things down? It's cussed.

Everyone's in place.

What?

You didn't actually think
it would work, did you?

It was your plan.

Well, let's make sure we
keep our end of the bargain.

Signal back and I'll give off.

It's what happens now.

We wait for the anchor chain to blow.

We expect that to happen.

Surely, I hope, and then
we're free to take her.

However, the real race
begins once the field ever goes.

Then we'll have her be
soldier on the island turning up.

We don't want to be around to witness that.

How long was that future
attached to the anchor chain?

We'll find out soon enough.

It's of your life. Take off this slack.

I have to say, Foila.

You are good.

And you are sly.

There are only two types of
people that are as sly as the fox.

The German.

And the Jew.

And you are not Germans.

I think now it's time...

for where we are parking.

Shackle her and follow me.

I'm no expert. You're a big old...

Would you explain to
me what's going on here?

The power is gone.

You will definitely be sabotaged.

No one knows what's
happening, but this is your fault.

Where is my ship?

You're okay, sir. Where did it go?

Someone's taken him while you're looking.

You're a idiot.

You always have to say
something at the very wrong time.

There is never a right time with you.

Your greed and perversion has
distracted you from your duties.

Now my harbor is destroyed!

My ship is down!

Now you're going too.

Thank you.

Oppmann,

You've been to the desert for a long time.

You're not going to get a chance.

Impressive.

Sounds like you're done made of words.

Shuffle, mademoiselle.

You play well.

You really are the fixer.

Well, my hand's been revealed.

So, what now?

Now.

I possess your hand.

I will put everything you've done to me.

I will visit a thousand folk upon you.

I assume you've done it.

Yeah.

But no.

Please make it!

No!

Gus, we can't wait much longer.

They're coming.

We stay here.

We'll lose contacts with the others.

Hold fast, Billy.

Heron has a way of
surviving and Marjorie...

Well, good luck with that.

That's a patrol boat coming towards us.

Gus, we need to leave now.

Hold on.

It's them.

Ah, Nick.

J.B.

Marjorie.

Hope addressed and
unaddressed at the same time.

Come on.

Let's get you out of those shackles.

Coming violent.

Calling HMS Violet.

Coming violent.

This is maid honor.

Go ahead, maid honor.

Latsby.

Sorry to bother you at this time at night.

But we found ourselves with one or
two items that might be of interest to you.

Shall we rendezvous for a handle?

Get me handle, pal.

Yes, sir.

Good news and bad news.

Yes, yes, get to it.

Bad news? They didn't sink her.

Good news? They stole her.

Congratulations, Prime Minister.

Admiral Pound, to cease activity.

You did not.

Therefore, you are to be returned
to England to face a tribunal.

You.

Return to your tug with
the rest of your militia.

Take them to the break.

Good.

Good to see you too, Commander.

Separate serves.

Call me.

Let's go.

Let's get moving.

IH.

J.B.

Come on.

Go on.

Move.

One moment, Seaman.

Billy.

One eye on the boundary.

One eye on the pub.

Well, thank you for this one day.

I'm not sure that's what we
were really looking for one day.

Your Highness.

The shop's open to you any time, Major.

Sorry to intrude, Prime Minister, but M.
thought you should see this.

Thank you, Tor.

Point of face front!

Point of face front!

Point of face
front! Only to shout.

Stand still!

A chance of a cup of tea.

Yes!

Move! Back up to the wall!

After class, ma'am.

Stand straight!

Never before have the senior
military and Navy commanders

of this country be so
united in their condemnation,

deserve you that the discipline in which
our armed forces depend has been undermined

by men serving no master but their own
thirst for blood and murder and mayhem.

And they disobeyed a direct order
from the Admiral of the fleet himself.

And chose instead to trust the whim and
intuition of the men standing beside him.

How dare they!

When only this morning, the
first American soldiers arrived on

British soil, ready to stand shoulder
to shoulder with us in Europe.

Allies who risked death crossing
the North Atlantic, and only by

some miracle, found their
crossing untroubled by Nazi U-boats.

A happy circumstance, I might add,
which you cannot be accounted for, but

which has cleared the way for the
United States to enter the European war,

and for which I know President
Roosevelt to be immeasurably grateful.

But setting aside this stroke
of unexplained fortune, what is

to be done with this unruly
company who do not obey orders,

who seem to have formed their
own ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.

From now on they work for me.

Thanks for watching!