Original subtitles

[♪♪♪]

[CHIMPANZEES GIBBERING]

BRUCE [ON TV]: Welcome back, hockey fans. If you're just joining us,

we're broadcasting live from the ZHL draft

here in beautiful Anchorage, Alaska.

For those of you at home keeping score,

we've completed the first 10 rounds.

That's right. The deal making behind the scenes

has been fast and furious.

General managers for both the L.A. Carjackers...

and the Seattle Simians have just brokered a deal.

BRUCE: L.A. star centerman Rob Poirier has been traded

for the Seattle Simians' first-rounder

Sergei Bubalochov.

Along with the trade for Poirier,

I would have to say, Bruce,

that the Simians' choices thus far

have been interesting, to say the least.

BRUCE: Another of the Simians' new acquisitions

is goaltender Max "Mad Dog" Brady

from the Sault Ste. Marie Buccaneers.

ALL: Mad Dog! Mad Dog! Mad Dog!

[♪♪♪]

BRUCE: Then there's Tyson Fowler.

Some of you hard-core hockey fans

may not know his name but he's actually

the reigning world figure-skating champion.

Fowler surprised the sports world

by announcing his retirement from figure skating

to pursue his lifelong dream

of playing professional hockey.

[♪♪♪]

CLARK [ON TV]: And don't forget the Swedish sensation Olaf Shickedanz.

Olaf! Olaf! Olaf!

BRUCE: Well, certainly, Seattle Simians

will be an interesting team to watch.

CLARK: You're right there, Bruce.

Jack? Louie?

JULIE: Jack! Louie!

CLARK: And now we're going back live to the draft.

BRUCE: That's right, Clark. Just in time, too.

Bud Fulton, the GM and owner of the Seattle Simians

is about to make his final pick.

JULIE: I hope you boys aren't watching TV again.

Where are you two?

Jack! Louie!

BUD [ON TV]: This player was a scoring sensation

with the Junior B Nelson Golden Nuggets

Hey.

BUD: He led the team to victory in last year's

Harvest Cup Championship. Now...

Jack? Louie?

You have until three to open this door.

One...

Two...

Two and a half...

Two and three-quarters...

It is my distinct pleasure to announce

that the final pick for the Seattle Simians

in this year's ZHL draft...

So this is where you boys have been hidin'.

...is...Jack.

[♪♪♪]

Aw, come on!

Jack!

[REPORTERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[WHISPERING] They mean you?

[GIBBERING]

[CHUCKLES]

Are you sure this is what you really want to do?

Oh, Jack, we're gonna miss you.

[CHIMPANZEE GIBBERING]

[CHIMPANZEES GIBBERING]

Jack? Welcome to Seattle.

I'm Leo. Coach sent me to get you.

I think you're gonna like Seattle.

Through there.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Ah, come in. Come in. Ah-ha-ha!

Leo, how's our new player doing?

Mr. Fulton, Jack. Jack, Mr. Fulton.

Pleased to meet you, Jack. You can call me Bud. Ha, ha!

Now, I think you're gonna need this.

Welcome to the Simians, Jack. Ha-ha-ha!

Now, Jack, I want to introduce you

to the rest of the players and your coach.

[GRUNTING, SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Hey, Coach! Your new player has arrived.

You mean mascot, don't you?

Oh, no, no. Jack's a real player.

Gentlemen,

I'd like to introduce you to Jack, your new teammate.

TEAMMATE 1: Looks like your girlfriend, Tony.

Gnarly.

Would you like a hotdog?

Jack's gonna be wearing number 99 and a half.

Ha ha ha! Come on, Jack. Let's get you suited up.

TEAMMATE 2: We're never gonna evolve as a team with a monkey.

He can't be serious. Look, it's Fulton's idea.

I have no intention of playing him.

I'm not gonna be made a fool of.

If he's on the ice tonight, I won't be. You got it?

BRUCE [ON TV]: Well, here we are...

back at the first-ever Seattle Simians game.

Yes, and it's been a disappointing game

so far, Bruce.

BRUCE: The Simians are down two to nothing.

CROWD MEMBER 1: Come on, Simians, start playing hockey!

Get your popcorn and peanuts here!

CROWD MEMBER 2: Bring back the Zamboni driver.

Peanuts?

[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

CROWD MEMBER 3: You guys stink!

CLARK: Well, the crowd certainly isn't happy

after that last goal.

BRUCE: There we go! Face-off at center ice.

Poirier wins the draw...

Poor Jack. He's still on the bench.

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Oh, that's a picture-perfect goal.

Oh!

Let's go, guys!

Come on, get the lead out, you losers!

[ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Way to work, boys. Way to work. I like it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Give me that.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Miller.

Miller, the fans look unhappy.

[CROWD COMPLAINING INDISTINCTLY]

Bad business to have unhappy fans.

It's only the first game.

I can see the headlines already. Put Jack in.

You gotta be kidding.

And that's an order.

CROWD MEMBER: Hey, Coach. What, are you ordering fries?

Ha-ha-ha!

Jack, you're up.

- They're putting him on! - CLARK: Wow! I can't believe it!

It looks like Miller is sending Jack onto the ice.

MAN: Miller! Didn't know your kid could play hockey! Ha, ha!

[LAUGHING]

Hey, look, they're putting in Jack.

Hey, over there. Look, look.

CROWD MEMBER 1: Hey, your player needs a shave!

He's on?

CROWD MEMBER 2: He looks like a real swinger, this one.

[GIBBERING QUIETLY]

[CROWD MEMBERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[LAUGHS]

I told you I'm not gonna be on the ice with a monkey.

It's Fulton's call.

[SCOFFS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Let's show them, huh?

[GIBBERS]

You can do it, Jack!

CROWD MEMBER: Hey, somebody paint the puck yellow.

He'll think it's a banana.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, little monkey.

[GRUNTS]

Jack, I'm open!

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

He scored!

BRUCE [ON TV]: Jack fed Fowler a beautiful pass

reminiscent of a close relative, number 99.

All right, Carjackers. Enough monkeying around.

Let's show these Simians who's in charge of the ice.

The guy's good.

TEAMMATE: Jack, pass me the puck.

ANNOUNCER: Pass it out front and shoot! Score!

Yay, he scored! Yeah!

[CHEERING]

I'm out of here.

BRUCE: And here come the Simians again.

Jack's got the puck, going up ice to Fowler now.

What the heck is Fowler doing out there?

CLARK: I think it was a double axel, Bruce.

Somebody hit fancy feet.

[BUZZER SOUNDS] [CHEERS]

Ha!

Oh!

CLARK: And that's three assists for Jack.

He's putting on quite a show.

[CHUCKLING]

[BOOS]

[GRUNTS]

Ha-ha-ha! Sorry. I didn't mean that.

Happy birthday.

I gotcha.

Ooh, you...

[GRUNTS]

BRUCE: He shoots, he scores!

[BUZZER SOUNDS] [CROWD CHEERING]

BRUCE: Right at the buzzer, and the Simians win!

Oh, champagne, champagne!

[ALL LAUGHING]

You... guys... think... it's... okay...

to... be... beaten... by a chimp?

'Cause I sure as heck don't.

TEAMMATE 1: Nice game, guys, nice game!

TEAMMATE 2: All right!

TEAMMATE 3: Nice! Nice work!

One question. Excuse me. Out of my way.

Hey, Poirier, did you leave the ice early tonight

'cause of Jack?

Let me ask you. Would you play with a monkey?

BUD: Well, I think it's gonna be

a great first season for the Simians.

We've assembled an excellent team through the draft,

and we have a very effective secret weapon.

[BUD LAUGHS]

[♪♪♪]

Jack, pass me the puck. Come on, I'm open.

I'm not open anymore.

Let's get that monkey.

TEAMMATE: Jack, look out!

[OPPONENT SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

He's okay.

[BUZZER SOUNDS] [LAUGHS, SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

[GIBBERS]

High five, ja!

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] [AIR HORN SOUNDS]

Yeah! Yeah!

[CROWD CHEERING]

TEAMMATE 1: Do I have any lice...?

TEAMMATE 2: Does Jack know shiatsu?

TEAMMATE 3: Jack can hear him call that?

- TEAMMATE 4: That was me. - TEAMMATE 5: Bananas, man.

ANNOUNCER: Poirier's in on net with a breakaway.

He spins, and oh, it's off the post.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

Excuse me, guys, out of the way.

Forget about it, guys. It's just Poirier.

Let's see if we can get a reaction out of this guy.

Hey, number 11.

Hey. Rob Poirier.

Well, Rob, did you ever think you'd get chumped

by a chimp?

[MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]

♪ I'm all smiles...

Another chocolate?

Sure. Make it a double.

♪ I don't need...

Hey, excuse me, are you one of the Simians?

Oh, we were wondering if you could get Jack

to autograph something for us.

[SIGHS]

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

Do you have a king?

Go fish.

Do you have an ace?

[SIGHS]

[GIBBERS SOFTLY]

[SIGHS]

[GIBBERING]

[♪♪♪]

Go, go!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Oof! Sorry.

[GRUNTING INDISTINCTLY]

[CHEERING] [GIBBERS]

Clark, I have not seen hockey fans this excited

about a player.

Jack's popularity has not stopped rising.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

Daddy misses you too, sweetheart.

Good night.

[PHONE BEEPS]

[SIGHS]

[SHOWER RUNNING]

[♪♪♪]

[FAUCET SQUEAKS, SHOWER STOPS]

Is this your family?

I guess I never thought

about a chimp having a family before.

Hey, Jack. What are you up to tonight?

Two chocolate shakes with cherries.

POIRIER: Thanks.

[SLURPS]

I'm hoping to get traded back

to Los Angeles next year so I can be with my family.

[SIGHING]

Hey, kids. Do you want to meet Jack?

Oh, dude.

Awesome. Thanks. Sweet!

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Jack!

[TEAM MEMBER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

Yeah!

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

Get your bananas! Here we go!

We got fresh bananas here!

Oof! Sorry.

Over here! Yeah!

Okay, Jack, now that we have the quad down,

let's try a sit-spin.

[GRUNTS]

How am I doing, Fowler? Look at me. I'm spinning.

How's it going, Fowler? Well, that's a start.

Go, Olaf! Go!

Fowler, I can't see anymore!

The whole wide world is spinning, Fowler!

Jack! Jack! Jack!

Jack!

What are you doing?

Pass me the puck!

[GRUNTS]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

You don't see that often.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Find your focus. Find your focus.

Okay. Okay.

Fowler, I'm fine now. There you go.

[GIBBERING]

[ALL GIBBERING]

[HORN HONKING]

BRUCE: Well, here it is, Clark,

the last game of the season before playoff time.

CLARK: Yes sirree, Bruce,

and Coach Skinner has to be wondering

what his team has to do to beat Jack and the Simians.

I mean, Seattle has won all four games this season.

BRUCE: Jack comes around the net. He shoots, scores!

And the Simians take a one-nothing lead.

CLARK: I tell you, Bruce,

Jack definitely has the Carjackers' number.

Knox, it's time to end this folly.

No problem.

You remember the plan?

Hit the monkey into the net, and...

Then pull the net over you so the ref can't see.

Yeah, yeah, I've got it.

[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

Let's go, Jack.

[GRUNTS]

Go get him. Come on.

[GRUNTS]

Come on, Jack. Put it in.

Go, Knoxy.

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

[CROWD GROANS]

Yes!

Jack!

[GRUNTS]

Ouch!

What's going on?

Aw, he bit me. The chimp bit me!

The chimp bit my player!

What happened?

He bit me. Jack.

If it wasn't for this glove, I would have lost my hand.

Well, Miller, it seems that your little mascot

has just bitten my player.

MILLER: What are you talking about?

I want this animal thrown out of the game.

MILLER: You've got to be kidding.

Number 99 and a half, you're out of the game.

- MAN 1: Oh, whatever! - MAN 2: Get him out of here!

Aw...

Heh-heh-heh! Come on, Knox.

Let's make sure your hand's okay.

[CROWD BOOS]

[♪♪♪]

REPORTER: Tell us what happened?

I didn't actually see it...

[CROWD CONTINUES BOOING]

BUD [ECHOING]: Jack...

Jack...

Jack, I think it's better

if you wait in the dressing room.

MAN: We'll be having a full inquiry

into this investigation.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, for coming.

That monkey is an animal. He bit my player.

What's he going to do next, take off a head? Huh?

The ZHL never should have let a chimp play.

REPORTER 1: What is the ZHL's policy?

They should kick him out of the league.

You wouldn't have anything to do with this,

would you, Skinner?

Are you accusing me of setting up a monkey?

Are you crazy?

MAN: I'm reporting you! I'm reporting you!

[PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Coach Miller, what are your thoughts

on the Jack incident?

I'm not going to make any comment

until there's been a proper inquiry.

REPORTER 2: Stop dodging the question.

I've been assured by Commissioner Pasquela

that the ZHL is going to launch

a proper and full investigation,

but I'll tell you this.

If Jack did bite that player,

the Simians will take all the appropriate actions.

Where is Jack?

Something smells fishy to me.

[REPORTERS CLAMORING]

Jack?

Hey, Jack?

[♪♪♪]

[CAT SCREECHES]

MAN: Hey!

Jack? Jack?

Come on, Olaf. Hurry up.

[GIBBERING]

Go that way.

Jack? Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

I don't know.

You go that way. I'll go this way.

We'll find him.

[GIBBERING] [DOG BARKING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[♪♪♪]

Ah, Ben, it's you.

Important job today. You get to work for the cops.

Hot off the presses.

The cops are looking for him?

He bit some hockey player.

Is he dangerous?

He's a hockey player.

Go on, get those posters up.

I'll cough up another $3.00

if you get them all posted by 5:00.

Thanks, Mr. Raheja.

[♪♪♪]

We're not open yet.

Um, excuse me?

I'm with the Department of Child Services.

I don't have any children.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a young boy.

What did he do?

He's a runaway. He ran away from a foster home.

Unfortunately, his mother died a year ago.

They tell me that he loves to skateboard.

Are you sure you haven't seen him? His name is Ben.

What are you going to do when you find him?

Well, unfortunately, at his age,

few children are adopted,

so I'll have to find him another foster home.

If I see him, I'll give you a call.

Oh, thank you, Mr...

Plant. Oliver Plant.Mr. Plant.

I'll just leave you my card.

Oh, okay.

Thank you. Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

Dad!

Hey, Suzanne, careful.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Oh, I'm starving. Thanks, Nick.

Ketchup?

MAN: Can I get a dog? All right.

Hey, kid. Didn't you see the sign?

I don't know what it means.

No posters.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How come you're not in school?

We just moved here from Alaska.

I'm starting school next week.

Alaska, huh?

There's my mom now. Gotta go.

Hey, hey!

Oh, no. Jack's missing!

POIRIER [OVER PHONE]: Unfortunately, Julie,

the police have no leads so far.

We were looking for Jack all day.

We'll go back out after the game.

Call me when you hear something.

I'm sure we'll find him soon. Okay.

[PHONE BEEPS]

[♪♪♪]

Okay, what do you think?

Awesome. Yeah?

You'll probably need a couple of these.

I'll be closing up in five minutes.

Okay.

So do you want this on your sponsor account?

- BOY: Yeah. Thanks, Ollie. - OLIVER: Oh, no. Thank you.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]

Good choice. That's my favorite.

I'll give it to you for 50 bucks.

Thanks. Can't afford it.

Are you going? Huh?

We'll be at the competition.

Neil won last year.

So, Neil, if you're not gonna be using this board,

I'm just gonna throw it out back in the dumpster.

All right.

[♪♪♪]

[MAN CHUCKLES]

What the... what the heck's goin' on?

Oh, jeez.

I've got to find another alley. Uhh!

And he 5-0s the ramp,

fakie rocks the spine, and ollies to flat.

The crowd goes wild. Yeah!

[♪♪♪]

Night, mom. Love you.

[♪♪♪]

[GIBBERS]

[CHUCKLES]

[GIBBERS]

So do you want to try it?

Come on, right over here. Do it here.

Nice and slow. You got it, you got it.

Keep your balance.

[CHUCKLES]

We'll have this roll-in done in no time.

Perfect.

We should get you your own skateboard.

[BELCHING]

[LAUGHS]

[♪♪♪]

Shh.

Don't worry. This isn't stealing.

This is old stuff that they've thrown away.

Just need one more wheel.

Hello?

I got it.

Let's get out of here.

How's this?

This is you, isn't it?

Looks like you're wanted.

You don't seem dangerous.

[GIBBERS]

I know what it's like

to have people looking for you for no reason.

I won't tell anyone.

[♪♪♪]

Come on, Jack.

[GIBBERING]

BRUCE [ON TV]: And there you go. Three-one the final score.

CLARK: Yupper-dupper, Bruce.

BRUCE: Ladies and gentlemen, unexpectedly,

Bud Fulton has joined us in the studio. Bud?

Hello. It's been some time since Jack's gone missing,

and we at the Seattle Simians

would like nothing more

than to see him returned home.

If you have any information

regarding the whereabouts of Jack,

please contact the Simians immediately.

[♪♪♪]

We're never gonna find Jack this way. It's been days.

We're not gonna give up until we find Jack.

Okay. Let's go this way.

Hey, hang in there.

Hey, guys.

What, still? Has no one seen him?

Not yet.

Hopefully, someone will see one of the posters and call.

We are done with our road trip now,

so we'll start looking ourselves again.

JULIE: I understand.

Call us when you hear something,

even if it's in the middle of the night.

We'll keep you posted.

[PHONE BEEPS]

He hasn't come back yet. It'll be okay.

Louie?

Louie?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Well, it's just A little rain in my heart ♪

♪ Even though it's sunny

Come on in.

♪ I ain't laughing

Can't stand to see a young fellow out in the rain.

I'm heading all the way up to Nelson...

Canada.

So you just give me a holler when you want out, eh?

It's going to be a long drive,

so sit back and buckle up.

♪ Two good friends Getting back together again ♪

♪ Well, it's just A little rain in my heart ♪

Listen, I'll be gone for a few hours.

I gotta make us some money.

Don't worry. I'll be back.

There you are, Ben. Put on your late pants?

I was expecting you an hour ago.

Sorry, Mr. Raheja.

All right. Hang on.

This one's right up your alley.

Skateboarding competition. There you go.

There's a $5.00 bonus for you, Ben.

[Music playing]

♪ Here we go

♪ It's good to finally Be back on the road again ♪

♪ Where I see with both eyes

♪ When I'm lost I'm gonna feel My eyes close shut again ♪

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

♪ If you want to Take this ride ♪

♪ Then you need to Get in line ♪

♪ And you're wondering Why your life's a bore ♪

♪ Better hold on tight

♪ It's good to finally Be back on the road again ♪

♪ I'm okay with my life

♪ When I'm lost I'm gonna feel My eyes close shut again ♪

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

♪ If you want to Take this ride ♪

♪ Then you need To get in line ♪

♪ And you're wondering Why your life's a bore ♪

♪ Better hold on tight

Hey, Jack.

♪ Whoa

♪ Whoa

Jack, are you okay?

[GIBBERS]

You're crazy.

♪ Whoa

This is one big competition.

If I win this, I get sponsored,

and then we can get our own place.

[♪♪♪]

Huh?

What the... Uhh!

Come on, Jack, try this!

Uhh!

What the...

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hadn't you ought to be in school by now?

My mom, she decided to home-school me.

Gotta go!

Home school?

So that's where you go.

♪ Pack my bags I'm hitting the road again ♪

♪ I'm headed Far away from here ♪

♪ I'm circling back By the old railroad track ♪

Darn. Sorry about that.

Got to keep my eyes on the road.

Doc says I need these glasses,

but I don't like them.

Heck, I've been driving this road for 40 years.

In fact, I told him I could do it blind...

if I had to.

♪ I'm hitting the road Again ♪

[TIRES SCREECH]

[GRUNTING]

Right this way, ma'am. Be careful.

Wow. I never knew this was here.

It's cool.

Let's go check out that shack over there.

Oh, yeah. Good idea.

[GRUNTS]

Go ahead.

Wow. Would you look at this?

[COP SIGHING]

WOMAN: Looks like we found him.

It sure does. Skate park.

All right. That should do it.

Here we go.

It's fine. It's fine.

We can't wait around here all day.

He's bound to show up eventually.

WOMAN: You'll alert me when he shows up?

No problem. This place'll be under 24-hour watch.

[♪♪♪]

They found us, Jack. They're gonna separate us.

They'll make us go back.

Now what are we gonna do?

I was gonna enter that competition tomorrow.

I was gonna get sponsors

so I could take care of us, Jack.

Thanks, Jack, but I can't use this.

There's no pop in it.

I won't be able to do the tricks.

Jack, what are you doing?

Jack?

Jack, wait up!

Jack!

Jack, what are we doing here?

No one would throw out a good enough board

for the competition.

You're gonna like that board.

Yeah.

All right, Ollie. That's great.

Thank you. Thanks, man.

Thanks. Yeah.

[RATTLING]

Jack, we gotta get out of here.

[Gasps]

Well, hello there.

I was just looking for something.

In my dumpster?

I... I'd better go.

Oh, no, hold on. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Come here.

Just tell me what's going on.

Well, I broke my board.

No kidding.

And I was gonna enter this competition...

but I can't afford a new board.

Why don't you show me what you can do?

Show me what you got.

I don't have a board.

Oh, yeah. Hold on a second.

Don't go anywhere.

How about this? Will this work?

Sure, I guess.

This board's great.

Would you like to use that board

in the competition tomorrow?

Seriously?

[GIBBERING]

Holy Toledo! That's a monkey! It's an ape!

Oh, that's Jack. He's a friend.

So where are you living, then?

At the old pool.

All by yourself?

Oh, no. Jack lives with me,

but everybody's after him. They think he's dangerous.

Well, you know, it's getting a little late,

and maybe we can talk some more in the morning.

Why don't you guys bunk out upstairs in the loft?

Good night, Ben. Good night.

[CLOCK TICKING]

[♪♪♪]

[WHISPERING] How did Ollie know my name?

[GIBBERS]

Jack, we gotta get out of here.

[GIBBERS]

What if he calls the cops in the morning?

We gotta go now.

If you think we should stay, I'll stay.

Night, mom. Love you.

Night, Jack. Love you.

[KISSES]

WOMAN: Hello?

Hello, Barbara? Yes.

Yes, this is Oliver Plant. Yes. Plant. Oliver.

What's up?

I think I know where Ben is.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Hey, buddy, Don't you worry about me ♪

♪ I'm as cool behind the wheel As anybody can be ♪

[HORN HONKS]

Morning, Jack.

Do you want to whip up some pancakes?

[♪♪♪]

[GIBBERING]

How do pancakes sound?

Jack, what a mess!

[♪♪♪]

Want to use my razor?

Looks like you might need a shave, too.

MAN: I'll wait for you right here,

in case you need something.

[♪♪♪]

TEAMMATE 1: Hey, look who it is!

- Jack? - TEAMMATE 1: Little dude!

Jack! Where you been?

- TEAMMATE 2: It's Jack! - TEAMMATE 3: Man, he looks great!

TEAMMATE 4: Jack, where'd you get those boots?

Hey!

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Cool boots, guy.

What's all the commotion?

Hey, Coach, can Jack play?

Get Jack ready for the warm-ups.

MAN: All right, let's go, Simians!

Go Simians! Come on, Simians.

Let's go, Jack.

Jack?

What's wrong with Jack?

Are you okay?

TEAMMATE: Is Jack all right?

That's all right, Jack. Just a little rusty.

Ja, skate like Russki.

Come on, Jack. Let's get 'em.

TEAMMATE 2: I think he had a bad banana.

[♪♪♪]

[GIBBERING]

Jack? Jack!

Are you sure you're all right?

What's all that commotion on the ice?

Is that Jack?

Come here. Come on. I'll help you.

Jack. Jack, stop with the stick.

Hey, Olaf, I'm a little concerned about Jack.

Have you noticed the way he's skating?

Yeah.

And the way he's holding his stick?

Jack no good.

Hey, Jack. Looking good.

Come on, Jack. We'll eat some snow off the ice.

It'll make us feel good. Come on.

Don't get your lips stuck to the ground.

Ready?

Maybe come in a little bit closer.

Okay, there you go. All right.

WOMAN: Show us what you got!

Remember that one, Jack?

Stay down on your knees, stay strong.

Come on, Jack, we're starting real simple here.

We're on two feet, remember? Just...

Jack, I don't want to eat any more snow.

Quit pushing my face into the thing.

I don't want any more snow! No, Jack, no! No, no, Jack!

Let's go, boys. I smell victory.

Hey, ref.

What's up, Skinner?

That's Jack. What's he doing out there?

The ZHL has already banned him.

I'll check it out.

Yeah, you do that. You check it out.

[♪♪♪]

This is Mandy Parker coming to you from Seattle

with the regional qualifying trials

for skateboarding's national championships.

This is the first step

for some of the hottest young talent

on the skateboarding scene,

and we expect the competition to be fierce.

The winner will receive $1,000 in prize money

and a trip to the nationals

to compete against the best boarders in the nation.

Well, why don't you go up and sign in?

We just need to get your parent

or guardian to sign this form

if you want to enter the contest.

Uh, they're not here.

Sorry, bud.

Is there a problem?

Uh, are you his father?

Uh, no.

Why don't you take Jack and grab us some seats?

[♪♪♪]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Jack, these guys are good. This is a hard competition.

Our next skater up is Luke Gilbert.

♪ These heads are rolling They see black ♪

♪ Watch them Smile the dust away ♪

Okay, you're in.

I am? But they said that I wasn't allowed to.

I signed the papers.

Oh, thanks, Ollie.

♪ Take note and dot the dot Tonight ♪

Okay, what now, Skinner?

That monkey is back.

He bit my player. You know that.

I want him off the ice.

What's going on here, huh?

Look, Coach. Jack can hardly skate now.

[LAUGHS]

Aw, forget it. You can have your monkey.

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! We'll take the cup.

GIRL: Look, it's Jack!

Okay, then, let's get this game underway.

Thank you.

Next up, Sammy Rogers. Now, Sammy is

the only girl at this year's competition,

and word has it she can ride with the best of them.

Ollies over the roll-in. Very cool.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Oh, she has some awesome moves!

Stiff competition.

Oh, yeah. Girl power is definitely alive and well

at this year's competition.

Sam's sending out a message to the boys

that she means business.

Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.

They started already.

Oh, come on, let's go. This way.

Excuse us. Excuse us. Coming through.

Next up is Neil Nellis.

Now, Neil is our defending state champion,

and he's looking to make it two in a row.

He starts with a fakie rock.

Backside and over the channel.

That boy likes to fly.

♪ Hey, I know

♪ That I can't talk to you Right now ♪

Ooh, and he falls on the kick-flip over the channel.

Now there's room

for our final skater to make his move.

Sorry, sorry.Sorry.

Oh, it's a good view.

We gotta see them here for sure.

And our final competitor for the day will be Ben Johnson.

Me?

Yeah, that's you.

Okay.

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

MAN 1: You can do it!

MAN 2: Hey, Mike, can I get some duct tape over here?

[♪♪♪]

Whenever you're ready, Ben.

[GIBBERING]

Jack, what are you doing?

I can't do this.

Wait a minute.

There's somebody else up there with him.

I think it's a monkey.

MAN: Hey, look!

BOY: Dude, it's a monkey!

♪ Here we go

That's the chimp we've been looking for!

[LAUGHS]

That's the boy, Ben!

♪ It's good to finally be Back on the road again ♪

♪ Where I see with both eyes

♪ When I lose my way I feel My eyes close shut again ♪

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

These two are putting on quite a double run.

This competition has just gotten wild.

♪ Better hold on tight

Yes!

The chimp has kicked out, and Ben's ripping it on his own.

[CROWD CHEERS]

♪ When I'm lost, you know I feel my eyes go shut again ♪

♪ And I'll yell to the sky

♪ If you want to Take this ride ♪

♪ Then you need To get in line ♪

♪ And you're wondering Why your life's a bore ♪

♪ Better hold on tight

All right!

[GIBBERS]

[LAUGHS]

What an amazing run by Ben Johnson.

This crowd is going crazy with excitement.

We did it, Jack.

That was super-slick.

We did it, Jack!

BRUCE: We've got less than 20 seconds left

in the second period,

and the game is all tied one to one.

CLARK: Here comes Bubalochov in on Naddy.

Undresses Shickedanz. The clock's winding down now.

He shoots, he scores! Oh, what a beautiful goal!

Mad Dog Brady never had a chance.

[GIBBERING]

CLARK: That ends the second period

with the Carjackers leading two to one.

I just can't understand why the Simians

have not played Jack at all in the first two periods.

You know, he looked pretty rusty during the warm-up.

Maybe he's got to get his ice legs back.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

That's all right, Jack. You'll get it back.

You're just a little out of practice.

Yeah, you just lost 40 pounds.

That's got to be hard on the body.

Would you like a hot dog?

Hot dogs are good for you.

They're full of vitamins A, D,

vitamin C, vitamin E, calcium...

And to announce this year's winner,

please welcome skateboarding champion Bob Burnquist.

BOB: Thank you, Mandy. Hello, everyone.

Wow, we saw some great lines

from some awesome skateboarders today.

Third place is gonna go to Sammy Rogers.

All right, Sammy.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Congratulations.Thanks.

Second place is gonna go to Neil Nellis.

All right, Neil.

Congrats.

Now, choosing this year's winner,

was a tough decision but I think our judges

did a great job, and our winner is...

Ben Johnson.

[♪♪♪]

Come on up, Ben. Good job.

Good job.

MANDY: Everyone, let's give it up for this year's winner,

Ben Johnson!

[GIBBERING

Ben! Ben! Good job, buddy.

Ben! Ben! No, no, no. Wait.

Ben, it's okay. I just want to talk to you.

I don't want to go back.

Ben, you know, I've been thinking.

My place is pretty empty, and I thought

you might perhaps consider living with me.

[GIBBERING]

Do you mean it? You bet I do.

- All right! - COP: All right, listen, folks,

I'm afraid I have to take this chimpanzee with me.

- Jack didn't do anything. - COP: Oh, I know that.

He's got a hockey game to play.

The Simians are down two to one.

You mean you're not gonna lock him up?

Lock him up? Are you kidding?

Oh, this little guy's no criminal.

Why, he's the best thing to happen to the ZHL

since the Zamboni machine.

Well, I guess you gotta go, Jack,

but we'll catch up to you.

Yeah, Jack, go on ahead.

You're not gonna get rid of us that easily.

Yo, Ben, good job on the ramp today, man.

Tell you what... after seeing you skate today,

I want to sponsor you. Whoa!

Why don't you and I go for a victory session?

Right now? Yeah, man, come on.

It's always time to skate.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[♪♪♪]

Whoa!

[LAUGHS]

Come on. Ready, Jack?

Come on, let's go. Straight ahead.

There you go. I'll see you out there.

Jack?

[♪♪♪]

[SNEAKERS SQUEAKING]

ALL: Huh?

Jack?

[GIBBERING]

What? Huh? What?

This explains it.

You're Jack?

And you're Louie?

You're brothers.

Okay, we've got a "chimpionship" to win.

Jack, put your gear on.

All right, let's do it.

Hey, great news. We found Jack.

Oh, and Louie's here, too.

Oh, great.

I'm gonna go tell Lulu and all the others.

They're gonna be thrilled.

[♪♪♪]

BRUCE: Here we go. The Simians are back on the ice.

Well, it's been an incredible game so far.

L.A. is leading two to one.

If the Simians want to have a chance at the cup,

they've got to stay on it.

BRUCE: That's right, Clark, even with Jack back.

CLARK: Fans are on their feet here in Seattle,

urging on their Simians.

[HORN HONKS]

[GRUNTING]

BRUCE: Here's a shot for the point.

Poirier passes the puck down to the net.

Pass that puck to Jack. Jack shoots, scores!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Yeah!

CLARK: We got a tie hockey game!

Yes! Whoo!

[GIBBERING]

[THUNDER SOUNDING FROM LOUDSPEAKERS]

Watch out!

Aah!

[CROWD GROANS]

BRUCE: Bubalochov's in on net. He shoots and scores!

The Carjackers take back the lead.

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Come on, ref, I hardly touched the guy.

[GRUNTS]

Go for it, fella, go!

Jack, I'm open.

Let's go, man.

Yeah!

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

Yeah!

Boy, what an exciting game we got going here tonight.

With just over a minute to go in the third period,

the score is tied three-three.

CLARK: And I'll tell you, folks,

Jack has really pulled it together.

BRUCE: A shot, and it's saved by Brady.

CLARK: That could have been the game saver.

BRUCE: Boy, you could cut the tension

with a knife in here, Clark.

Only 20 seconds left on the clock.

We're tied up at three.

CLARK: Looks like we'll be going into overtime.

Go, go, go, go.

BRUCE: Ho, ho, what a move!

Go, Jack!

Shoot!

Shoot!

Shoot, Jack!

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

Jack scored!

Yeah, Jack!

Yeah!

Ja, it's good!

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Yes!

See that? They just won the cup!

[♪♪♪]

Ooh, I'm gonna get that little monkey.

Not sorry.

[ALL CHEERING]

Yeah! Ha ha ha! All right, guys!

Well, there it is. It's now official.

Jack has been named the MVP

for this year's ZHL Cup Final.

Yeah!

Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!

Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!

Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!

Here, Louie. I put this together

so you can learn how to skate like Jack.

[♪♪♪]

Bye, Jack. I'll miss you.

Good-bye, Jack.

Take care, Jack.

Rock on, Jack-o.

[SPEAKS SWEDISH]

Jack and Louie, don't forget friend.

[♪♪♪]

Bye, Jack.

Come on, Ben. Let's go home.

[GIBBERING]

I'm gonna miss them furry little fellas.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]