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In the early days of the car, it was
believed that the spread of this new
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motoring fad would be limited
by our ability to train chauffeurs
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and supply leather
for the upholstery.
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Only the rich would have cars.
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The rest of us just walked on.
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But we, the shuffling masses,
had seen the cars.
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And we saw that they were good.
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This is the story of how
motoring came to the masses...
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how dictatorships
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and democracies alike pursued
the dream of cars for all...
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..of red herrings, seen here in
green, and automotive cul-de-sacs...
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..of shattered dreams
and the fall of the mighty.
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This is how we fell in love
with our wheels.
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Also, this happens...
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'This week, totalitarian transport -
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'the people's cars of the state
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'and how some were
more equal than others.'
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Ow!
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'But first, it's time to
slay a sacred cow.'
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The term "people's car" is a very
emotive one amongst car historians,
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and most of them
would tell you that it all started
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with this, the Ford Model T.
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But then again,
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wasn't it Henry Ford who said,
"History is more or less bunk"?
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And I agree with him.
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Adolf Hitler was not an engineer.
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He was more of
a wildlife enthusiast.
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"You only have to look at nature,"
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he is alleged to have said,
"to see what streamlining is."
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Herr Hitler sagte, "Mein Auto sollte
wie ein Kafer aussehen."
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Mr Hitler said,
"My car should look like a beetle."
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For me, the Beetle is where the true
story of the people's car begins,
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and because it was a social
initiative, not a business one.
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Today, the Beetle is the world's
most recognisable car.
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Over 21 million were made,
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and it's the only car to have
its own Hollywood movie franchise.
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But the Love Bug has a dark side.
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The Beetle's beginnings
were mired in scandal, deceit, theft
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and, let's not beat about the
bush here, crimes against humanity.
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And like no other car in history,
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the Beetle played a unique
political role in increasing
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a dictator's control
over the lives of his people.
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To begin with, the Beetle
wasn't even called a Volkswagen.
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It was called
the "Kraft durch Freude" Wagen -
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the "Strength through Joy" Car.
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Kraft durch Freude
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was Hitler's ministry
of family leisure activities.
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It was created to promote the joys
of living under a Nazi regime.
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The KdF operated on a massive scale.
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It built Titanic-sized
cruise liners...
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vast holiday complexes,
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and laid on free trips
for the honest German family.
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There were even nationwide
keep-fit clubs.
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A little bit of morning exercise
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with just a subtle hint of bunting.
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Hitler thought there should be
a car as well.
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That would bring the state
right into the heart of everyday
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family life.
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The man entrusted with its design...
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legendary engineer
Dr Ferdinand Porsche.
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He's the one with the tache.
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The KdF car would be
built in a vast new factory -
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the Volkswagenwerk in Saxony,
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and should, above all,
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be affordable for the average
German worker.
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And this is what he came up with -
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the original
Kraft durch Freude Wagen.
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And when I say original,
I mean very original.
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This is the oldest running Beetle
in the world.
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It's prototype number six,
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and it was built by Dr Porsche
in his Stuttgart workshops.
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So strictly speaking,
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since the Volkswagen factory
hadn't been finished yet,
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this is a Porsche.
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When you look at an original
prototype like this,
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you can see exactly
what Hitler was on about.
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It should look like a beetle
and it does,
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it does look like a beetle.
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Operate the semaphore indicators...
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Now, obviously, it isn't fast,
it is actually quite noisy,
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the steering is a bit wayward...
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If somebody comes past in an Audi
at 150, I definitely feel it.
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But, at the time, the KdF-Wagen
was quite something,
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especially if you'd never been
in a car.
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The hard-up German public
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were utterly seduced by the promise
of owning their very own car.
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After all, the Beetle was good
enough for the party bosses,
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who, predictably,
got the first ones.
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This actual KdF-Wagen I'm driving
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went on to be the personal car
of Dr Robert Ley
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who was head of
the Kraft durch Freude movement.
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And, in essence,
he was the "Minister for Fun".
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Robert Ley was one of Hitler's
earliest supporters
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and his KdF was instrumental
in keeping the German worker
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sweet with the Nazi regime.
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But, when he was not running
his vast empire of cruise liners
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and holiday camps, he was involved
in camps of a very different kind.
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His slave labour activities
resulted in the deaths of thousands.
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He was going to be tried
for war crimes,
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along with the rest of them,
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but he managed to hang himself
in his cell
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before Albert Pierrepoint
could do the job for him.
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This is genuinely disturbing.
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I've driven a lot of strange cars
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but I've never been in one
that's a genuine instrument of evil.
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Apart from the G-Wiz.
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I'd just like to make it clear
I'm very interested in his car,
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but I don't share any political
views with Dr Robert Ley.
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And the reason
I can't help but like the car
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is because it's beautifully
well thought out.
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The engine - as we know
from that joke about the nun
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who thought hers had been stolen -
is in the back.
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That means that all the noise
and all the fumes it produces
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are left behind.
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And, because there was no engine
in the front,
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the nose could be rounded off.
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The whole car approached
the ideal streamlined
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half of a teardrop shape,
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and streamlining was all the rage
in the 1930s.
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But the KdF-Wagen wasn't designed
to be occupied by a solitary
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German officer.
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THEY SING
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Much better.
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This is what Hitler
built his Beetle for -
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the long-haul Nazi family holiday.
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THEY ALL SING
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It wasn't just the car itself,
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but the entire lifestyle around it
that Hitler and the KdF envisaged.
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The Aryan family would have
as many children as possible,
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so the car would be suited to
a family of five.
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They would drive in comfort
at 100km/h along the autobahn
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for four hours between stops
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until they reached one
of the pre-determined KdF resorts.
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THEY SING
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What could be better?
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The holiday atmosphere began
as soon as you climbed aboard.
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This is Prora,
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a 20,000-bed holiday camp
on the Baltic island of Rugen.
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The Nazis got the idea
from Butlins...
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..including the communal showers.
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By putting away
a few pfennigs a week,
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you could stay in your
well-appointed KdF seaside apartment
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equipped with your very own
KdF radio.
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HITLER SPEECH PLAYS ON RADIO
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And by putting away a little more,
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you too could arrive there
in Darth Vader's helmet.
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Stylish, affordable, totalitarian.
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The car cost 990 Reichsmarks.
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The typical working German family
earned 32 marks a week.
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So, the rule was -
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Funf Mark die woche musst du sparen,
willst Du im eigenen Wagen fahren.
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"Five marks a week
must you put aside,
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"if in your own car
you wish to ride."
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So, savers bought
these five marks stamps
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and stuck them in this Sparkarte,
a savings card.
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When the card was full,
you could have your car.
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But if you defaulted on just
one of these weekly payments,
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the whole thing was forfeit.
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But, really,
five marks a week was easy.
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Even children could
contribute to the family car
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with one of these KdF-Wagen
savings tins.
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Look at this thing...
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It is rather beautiful, isn't it?
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The savings plan and
the lavish marketing driving it
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proved irresistible.
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By 1938, when the giant Volkswagen
factory finally came on line,
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millions of Germans were
dutifully filling the KdF coffers
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and the Nazis
had a hit on their hands.
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The whole scheme
was rather brilliant.
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A car, a radio, a holiday.
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What innocent German citizen,
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remembering all
the hyper-inflation of the 1920s,
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wouldn't have bought into it?
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I'd have bought into it.
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There was only one tiny problem...
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The whole Beetle savings scheme
was a giant con trick.
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The Prora holiday camp never opened.
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If there'd been a KdF customer
complaints line,
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it would have had a longer queue
than Virgin Broadband's.
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No-one received a Beetle -
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none of the families who'd funded
that massive Volkswagenwerk factory
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with all their scrimping
and saving.
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If the Germans had actually
eaten kippers,
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you could say they'd been
stitched up like one.
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The great factory became
an engine room of the war effort.
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The Beetle's versatile,
innovative chassis
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was adapted to create
two German war vehicles -
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the rugged all-terrain Kubelwagen
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and the amphibious Schwimmwagen.
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But it didn't stop at vehicles.
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Russian and Jewish slave labour
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were also forced to make Hitler's
secret weapon - the V-1 flying bomb.
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So, unwittingly,
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those honest hard-working
German Volk of the mid 1930s,
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with their brightly coloured
cash tins and their saving stamps,
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helped to demolish a row of houses
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about a mile from
where I now live in London.
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But, let's be positive,
at least it wasn't the chip shop.
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The Allies soon identified
the factory
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as the home to Hitler's flying bomb
and blew the place to bits.
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And when the advancing Allied
ground forces took the factory
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in April 1945,
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the Nazi dream of the people's car
seemed well and truly buried.
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So, when Major Ivan Hirst
of the British Army
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arrived at the ruins of
Volkswagenwerk in 1945,
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charged with putting a car into
production for the occupying forces,
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the place was a bit of a mess.
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But amongst the rubble,
or so the story goes,
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he found the battered remains
of an odd beetle-shaped car.
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He and his German colleagues
repaired it
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and sent it off to the Army
for evaluation.
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The message that came back was
an order for 20,000.
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The qualities that Hitler
had demanded of his people's car -
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ruggedness, simplicity,
ease of maintenance -
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were just what the Army wanted.
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But just when the British
had done the difficult bit
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and got the Beetle back on track,
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they and their American Allies
made the costliest blunder
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in the history of car-making.
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The Beetle, the designs
and the factory itself
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were offered to Western car
companies as a free war reparation.
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But no-one wanted to know.
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The chairman of Ford said
it wasn't worth a damn.
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Britain's Lord Rootes
also turned it down.
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20 years later, the Rootes Group,
his great automotive concern,
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would produce its own
small rear-engined car
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in the form of the Hillman Imp,
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but that was liquid cooled
and plagued by overheating.
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In the end, only around
half a million were made,
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around 3% of the total
Beetle output.
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Meanwhile, all of this,
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the hub of Europe's greatest and
most profitable car-making business,
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all of this, it's all here
because of the Beetle.
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Epic British fail.
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Eventually, unable to offer
the factory as a free gift
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if you bought 20 litres of petrol,
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the Allies gave it back
to the government of Saxony.
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Soon, the Beetle was appearing
where it was always meant to -
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on the driveways of German families.
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Abroad, too, although now,
like many of its contemporaries,
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it had a new name -
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The Volkswagen...
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The "people's car".
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But here's the real irony -
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it's rumoured that when Major Hirst
arrived at Volkswagenwerk,
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he found the remains of only
a few Kraft durch Freude Wagen.
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And if that's true, I'm forced to
conclude that had the Allied
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bombing campaign had been
just a little bit more thorough,
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the second half of the 20th century
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would have been spared
the shameless re-emergence
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of Hitler's flatulent people's car.
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And more to the point, we might
have been spared one of the most
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annoying counter-cultural movements
in history.
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But sadly not.
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# What would you do if the sky
was falling... #
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And that's why I've never
really liked the Beetle.
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It's not the car, it's the baggage.
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It is, tragically,
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impossible to separate
the gormless face of the VW Beetle
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from a lot of soppy, hippy nonsense.
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Quite how the Beetle came to be
the symbol of the flower people
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is a mystery,
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but it was in blissed-out
California that this
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fascist fugitive created
a brand-new, loved-up identity.
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Did none of these people ever stop
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to think where this car
had come from?
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Nope.
The ex-Nazi party runabout was cool.
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And that's all that mattered.
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But the Beetle couldn't hide
its KdF past entirely.
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The hippies may have been
responsible for many
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questionable things
like flower power, Woodstock,
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The Incredible String Band, sit-ins,
wigwams, the acceptance of yoghurt
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and all the rest of it, but they
were also the innocent victims
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of a dubious 1930s German practice
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that followed the Beetle around
like a bad smell.
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Nudism was something our old mates
from Kraft durch Freude
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were very keen on indeed,
although we don't know exactly why.
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But it's clear that the Beetle
helped this provocative pastime
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spread to west coast America.
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This is '50s America,
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a simpler time, when the height
of family entertainment was
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the car door mechanism
of a Chevrolet.
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But at around the time the Beetle
scuttled onto Yankee shores...
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the country became
a free-love infested,
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swinging hotbed of carefree
psychedelic exhibitionism.
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And, no, I don't know
why she's chasing a heron.
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But everywhere one of these vicious
outbreaks of nudity occurred,
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you were sure to spot
a lurking Volkswagen.
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It even looks a bit like a buttock.
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Part of my problem with the Beetle
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apart from all the Nazi baggage,
obviously,
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is that,
rather like the hippies themselves,
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it's a bit falsely humble.
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It's perceived as being cute
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so it comes across as a sort
of smug, ironic apology
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on the part of its owner.
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But, actually, it isn't cute
and it definitely isn't ironic.
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This shape, the engine,
the chassis -
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they were the manifestations
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of some very radical engineering
thinking of the 1930s.
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So far, the people's car has been
a litany of repression and disaster.
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But to show that it was possible
to create a small,
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affordable four-seater,
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we need only come to sunny,
capitalist Italy
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and try this...
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This is a Fiat Cinquecento,
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or the Fiat 500 in a less romantic
Germanic language.
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It was called the 500 because
it had a 500cc engine.
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Although, strictly speaking,
the early cars had a 479cc engine,
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but Fiat Quattrocentosettantanove
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was going to be a bit of
a flamboyant name,
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even for the Italians.
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And at the time,
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the little Fiat 500 was the height
of zippy carefree Italian cool.
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The adverts of the time
proudly showing how you too
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could drive like a maniac,
traumatise by-standing cattle,
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and store unwanted gas bills.
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But crucially, still have enough
room in the back for your favourite
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luxury picnic hamper
or an adulterous weekend getaway
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playing doctors and nurses.
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In recent years, we've lost sight
of what "small car" really means.
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The Fiat 500
is absolutely chuffing piccolo.
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It's just 275mm,
or less than your school ruler,
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longer than a Smart car,
but this has four seats.
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It weighs just 470kg - around
two-thirds of the original Mini.
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It really is very, very simple.
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The engine is an air-cooled
two-cylinder job,
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mounted here in the back,
same as the Beetle's was,
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and for similar reasons.
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The earliest cars developed
a widow-making 13 horsepower.
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But don't worry, because this one
is a bit later and has 17.
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Maintenance was intended to be
very simple.
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In the more rural areas of Italy,
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corner shops would stock
essential Cinquecento spares -
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spark plugs, belts,
and what have you.
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Rather in the way that these days
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you can buy a sat nav
from Sainsbury's.
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And we think of it as being
incredibly cute,
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but Dante Giacosa did not design it
to be this shape
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so that we would go
oochy-coochy-coo,
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he did it this way to use as
little sheet metal as possible,
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because in 1950s Italy,
steel was expensive.
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And that brings us to this
fabric sunroof,
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which was not an extravagance,
and it wasn't an option -
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you had to have it.
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And it was there because fabric
is lighter and cheaper than steel.
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Avanti.
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The 500 was launched in 1957
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with the aim of the being
the Italian people's car.
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A four-wheeled version
of a Vespa scooter.
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And while the KdF-Wagen
and the Trabi were cheap,
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they were, it has to be said,
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about as cheerful as your average
Sean Penn film.
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The 500...was fun.
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In the way that the Trabant
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reminded you of you
and your ideology's failings,
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the Fiat Cinquecento seemed to
confirm that a simple life
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could be one of unalloyed joy.
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But it's in the narrow,
cobbled streets of the city
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that this proto-Smart car
really comes into its own.
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And you can see why.
I mean, this is an ancient city,
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this is part of
the Italian renaissance.
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Some of the roads are tiny.
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But look, here we go, room for two.
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The Fiat 500 is a potent symbol
of Italian utilitarian chic,
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the Latin driving temperament,
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and creative solutions
to everyday parking problems.
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Stuck for a space? No matter.
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Thanks to the 500, you can squeeze
expertly into any gap
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without a care in the world.
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Between 1957 and 1975, Fiat built
around 3.6 million Cinquecenti.
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Not bad.
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But it isn't Italy's most successful
people's car, not by a long way.
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That's coming up now.
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Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS
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Fiat's next bash at a people's car
was launched, literally, in 1966.
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Fiat spared no expense
on the 124's arrival.
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It even had those white jump-suited
guys from the Trabi ad
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who were clearly looking for work.
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Despite that, no-one could have
predicted that this
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unassuming little car
would go on to be
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the vehicle of choice for one
of the greatest tyrannies on Earth.
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Cars like this were around
when I was a boy,
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and when I was a boy, Italian cars
were famous for two things -
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firstly, for dissolving like
a soluble aspirin
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as soon as it rained...
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Secondly, for being great fun
to drive.
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Now, the difficulty we had in
finding this mint example suggests,
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rather tragically, that the
first of those is perfectly true.
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Now let's see about the other one.
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Now, this looks a bit like a car
I designed when I was six,
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and I'm sure lots of six-year-olds
still design cars like this -
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three basic boxes
with some wheels added.
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Indeed, one of Fiat's official
histories describes this as,
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"a rather conventional car".
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But hang on a minute -
beneath this
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depiction-of-a-car-on-a-signpost
exterior,
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the 124 is a bit more sofisticato
than you might think.
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For a start, it came with
a range of typically Italian fizzy
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four-pot engines.
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This 1968 car has a 1.2-litre
developing 60 horsepower.
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Now that's not a lot, I know,
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but what it does have
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it gives willingly,
enthusiastically.
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Underneath,
there were coil springs,
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anti-roll bars and disc brakes.
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Now that gave you very good bar room
bragging rights in the 1960s,
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especially in a family car.
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What basic Italian cars
always gave - still give, in fact -
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is the sensation of performance
without the expense
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and inconvenience
of actually achieving it.
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So you get an exciting engine,
you get a nice gear change,
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nicely weighted pedals,
nicely weighted steering...
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..a car you can
sort of fling around a bit.
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The 124 may be as bouncy and fun
as Tigger's honeymoon night,
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but there is one area in which
it's sadly lacking - air-con.
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It's got nice big glass, it makes
a nice noise, it's happy, it's hot.
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I'm sweaty. I'm literally
the hottest person in the world.
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MUFFLED RADIO MESSAGE
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Bah!
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But what's all this got to do with
the greatest tyranny on Earth?
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To explain, I'm having to take
the 124 back home.
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I'm now driving up the ramps
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of Fiat's historic
Lingotto car factory,
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deep in the heart of Turin.
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It opened in 1923 - an Art Deco
masterpiece for manufacturing.
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Sadly, now a shopping centre,
like so many other of these things,
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but one little bit of it,
one very significant bit,
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survives pretty much as it was -
the rooftop test track.
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What a view!
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Much better than
our Dunsfold test track.
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On to the banking and whoo-hoo!
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HE LAUGHS
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Ho-ho!
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From up here, Fiat executives could
survey their empire,
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which was, let's be frank, Italy,
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because Fiat was such an enormous
force in Italian commerce
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and politics and culture.
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And that empire was about to grow
enormously.
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Well, let me rephrase that,
actually.
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The Fiat 124's empire
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was about to grow enormously.
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Over here, we have another one,
apparently identical
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apart from the colour.
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But, actually, there are something
like 900 subtle changes under
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the skin, and one very significant
change on it, which is this...
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..the badge.
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It does not say "Fiat".
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It shows the outline
of a historic, fast-sailing boat
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from the River Volga, and the
Russian name for one of those is...
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Lada.
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RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS
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In the 1960s, the Cold War
was at its most precarious,
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but what bothered the Soviet Union
most of all was this -
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in the USA, there was one car
for every 2.7 people,
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in the Soviet Union,
one for every 238.
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In 1965, Americans produced
9.3 million passenger vehicles.
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Russians produced under 250,000.
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Something had to be done.
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Now, it might seem odd
that the Soviet Union looked to
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outside help in order to bring
cars to its people.
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The Soviets were already experts
at producing tractors, trucks
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and especially tanks
in truly astonishing numbers,
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but they didn't know
much about making
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a typical small passenger car.
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So if you were lucky enough
to have one,
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you were unlucky enough for it to be
something like a Zaporozhet.
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So, approaches were made
by the Soviets to the West, even,
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ironically,
to our old friends at VW.
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Nothing came of that,
which was a lucky escape for Ivan.
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There were flirtations with Britain
as well, and with France,
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but, finally, in 1966, the Soviet
minister of automobile production
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signed a deal with
the managing director of Fiat,
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that charged Fiat with building
a brand-new factory,
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capable of producing
2,000 passenger cars a day,
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and the car would be a Sovietised
version of the Fiat 124.
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And this is the result -
the AvtoVAZ factory at Tolyatti,
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known to everybody else in the world
as the home of Lada,
480
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,920
and it still is.
481
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,320
But why pick Fiat?
482
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,680
Well, the Italian car company
already had a relationship with
483
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,000
the USSR, having supplied trucks to
them in kit form 40 years earlier.
484
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,560
Also, the Fiat 124,
it has been suggested, was the ideal
485
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,080
car for a Communist regime, as it
was predominantly functional and
486
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,920
exhibited little in the way of pesky
bourgeois decadence.
487
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,760
But was there something more shady
at the heart of the deal?
488
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,800
Let's not forget,
there was a Cold War on.
489
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,040
Outside of the actual
Communist nations,
490
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,720
the biggest Communists
of the 1960s were the Italians.
491
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:33,280
The notorious Red Brigade was born
in the metal pressing shops of Fiat.
492
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,040
It quickly spread to other parts of
the Italian car industry -
493
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,440
the Pirelli tyre factory,
494
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,400
the Magneti Marelli
auto-electrics work.
495
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,400
And by the '70s, over in Italy,
Communist Red Brigade members
496
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,920
with jobs at Fiat were not only
getting funds and support
497
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,400
from the KGB, they were also
murdering their own executives.
498
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:57,120
30 Fiat workers were
jailed for terrorist offences.
499
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,200
There was arson in the factories,
strikes, mass walkouts.
500
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,600
And the Agnelli family,
the effective owners of Fiat,
501
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,520
became the most guarded family
in the world.
502
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,560
Allegedly, Gianni Agnelli
carried a cyanide pill
503
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,280
in case he was kidnapped.
504
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,760
Now as somebody once said, "When
Fiat trembles, Italy trembles."
505
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,600
So, was the deal done
to keep the Soviets sweet
506
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,600
in case Communism
eventually triumphed,
507
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:33,000
or even simply to placate Fiat's
Communist workers even if it didn't?
508
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,280
It's just a thought.
509
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,560
Anyway, in April 1970, the first car
510
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,760
rolled off the glorious
new production line,
511
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,200
just in time for the centenary
of Lenin's birth.
512
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,720
Nice.
513
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,880
And this is what those
first cars looked like.
514
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,800
Yes, exactly like a Fiat 124,
515
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,240
but thanks to the famously sterling
condition of Russian roads,
516
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,520
under the skin, the Lada was given
a Marxist make-over to deal with
517
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,560
these sort of mildly
adverse conditions.
518
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:16,600
It had an all-new engine,
a blistering 1cc bigger than before.
519
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,280
The steel bodywork was thickened
all over.
520
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,560
Over time, a big radiator was added,
the floor was strengthened,
521
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,480
square headlights went on,
new bumpers, different wheels -
522
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,720
this no-nonsense Communist approach
523
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,280
extended to their Finnish
advertising campaign.
524
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,240
ADVERT IN FINNISH
525
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,400
Now here we are in 2013 and I'm
driving something of a rarity.
526
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:07,640
It's an original stock, low mileage,
under 3,000 Lada Riva.
527
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,040
But that shouldn't be a rarity,
should it?
528
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,440
I mean, few things in life
are less rare than a Lada Riva.
529
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,200
It is in very good condition,
by which I mean
530
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:23,440
it's in quite poor condition,
because that's how they were made.
531
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,560
That said, a lot of developing
countries around the world
532
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,640
were very keen on it
and so Russia began
533
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,280
licensing and exporting Ladas to a
whole slew of Third World countries,
534
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,840
including India, Egypt,
and Thatcher's Britain.
535
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,640
Strangely enough, in Britain,
this car, the Riva, enjoyed a brief
536
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,600
renaissance as the car of
the oppressed and immobile people,
537
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,880
because in the Thatcher era,
the industrial North
538
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,080
and parts of the Midlands
were wracked by redundancies
539
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,400
and people were very hard up.
540
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,280
This was the cheapest car
you could buy.
541
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,240
This was the easiest way
542
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,680
to stay mobile.
543
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:06,000
And briefly, this was the tenth
bestselling car in Britain.
544
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,640
Some people risk buying a used car
545
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,320
when they could quite easily afford
a brand-new Lada.
546
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,720
The UK Lada ads were a cornucopia
of extravagance
547
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,040
compared with what had come before.
548
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,360
You either had the luxury
of Cannon and Ball...
549
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,600
I thought you said "risque", Tommy,
I thought you said "risque."
550
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,560
..or this action-packed spectacular,
551
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,680
which presented the Lada as some
kind of gravity-defying super car,
552
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,280
perfect for a typical Sunday
afternoon's African safari...
553
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,640
Each Lada is built to survive...
554
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,160
..while you listen to your mix tape
of the Airwolf theme song.
555
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,120
AIRWOLF THEME SONG PLAYS
556
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,720
..the roughest of roads.
557
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,800
So, in order to test that claim,
I've come here -
558
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,840
the old ZiL automobile factory...
559
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,520
275 hectares of industrial complex
right in the centre of Moscow...
560
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,640
..now all but abandoned.
561
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,640
Interestingly, they used to make
562
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,480
those old pre-Lada
Fiat kit trucks here.
563
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,520
It's now home
to the odd rabid stray dog
564
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:12,080
and the most distressed surfaces
this side of Jeremy Clarkson's face.
565
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,480
Sorry about the weaving around -
566
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:16,320
there are some quite big holes
in this bit of road.
567
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,840
Ow!
568
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,440
Good God!
569
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,040
Hole...
570
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,360
TYRES SCREECH
571
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,040
I can see some very concerned faces
in my rear-view mirror.
572
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,520
OVER RADIO: 'Sorry, James.
573
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,080
'I'll be with you in a moment.'
574
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,160
'We've barely started and
the ancient Communist potholes have
575
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,400
'given our decadent
Western crew car a flat tyre.
576
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,560
'This is a top of the line,
modern day Range Rover.
577
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,320
'I think that's 1-0 to the '70s
levitating safari wagon.'
578
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,000
LADA BEEPS HORN
579
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,840
So, while the beefed up Soviet Lada
could handle anything that could be
580
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,360
thrown at it, the same couldn't be
said for the Soviet regime.
581
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:16,680
By the 1980s,
everything was falling apart.
582
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,800
The great social experiment
had yielded a result which was,
583
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,760
"No, it doesn't really work. Sorry."
584
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,920
So, a lot of people did what
any reasonable person would do
585
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,360
under the circumstances...
586
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,880
..they got drunk.
587
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,240
RUSSIAN FOLK SONG PLAYS
588
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,920
Even the President decided to put
the "pub" back into Soviet Republic.
589
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,640
HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN
590
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,960
Back at the Togliatti factory,
things weren't any better.
591
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,080
They actually changed the speed
of the production line
592
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,360
throughout the day.
593
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,640
It could go a bit faster
in the afternoon...
594
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,280
TYRES RUMBLE
595
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,160
..because everyone's hangover
had worn off a bit.
596
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,280
There was widespread theft -
components were being
597
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,680
catapulted over the perimeter fence
of the factory by groups of workers
598
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:20,120
building cars and supplying spares
on the black market.
599
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,480
Pirelli Tyres brought in
for the export models -
600
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,920
they were stolen from the factory
601
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,320
because obviously
the Russians would want them.
602
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,920
Their tyres were terrible.
603
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,440
And they were taken
out of the factory on an elaborate
604
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,320
rubber boat that left via the sewers
605
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,760
and then sailed off
down the River Volga,
606
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,960
rather like the fast pirate boat
607
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,640
the car was named after
in the first place -
608
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,400
an irony the Russians would have
surely appreciated,
609
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,240
were they not completely Sputnik-ed.
610
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:50,680
Lada was falling apart.
Your Lada Riva was falling apart.
611
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,800
If you were lucky enough to have
a Lada Riva, it was being
612
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,760
gradually reduced by rust,
by the potholes...
613
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,120
LADA THUDS
614
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,840
..like that, and by your neighbours
nicking vital parts
615
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,920
during the night.
616
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,360
Spares were very, very scarce
and very, very expensive.
617
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,880
Fortunately, enterprising Soviets
would set up
618
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,680
guerrilla roadside repair stations
with ingenious DIY solutions.
619
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:22,920
"Leaky radiator, comrade?"
The answer is...
620
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,440
..Russian mustard powder.
621
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,440
You pour a bit of that in,
forms a very, very effective seal.
622
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,160
Another common problem
was that the bottom of the fuel tank
623
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,640
would be holed on the rough roads.
624
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,720
Well, the answer to that was
a bar of Soviet soap.
625
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,240
You rub that against the hole,
it forms a small plug,
626
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,600
which becomes rock hard -
very effective.
627
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,800
What else have we got?
628
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,640
Oh, yes,
here's a very good story we heard.
629
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,720
There was a man,
an old man we've been talking to,
630
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,360
driving in a very remote area
631
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,280
and the return spring
on his clutch pedal failed.
632
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,600
Not to worry, though,
because he had at his disposal
633
00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:00,680
what the Soviets refer to simply as
"rubber product number two" -
634
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,080
here's a copy of the packaging.
635
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,600
You can probably guess what it is
636
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,160
from the picture
of the smoking factory at the top.
637
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,160
It's a condom.
638
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,280
"Rubber product number one"
was a gas mask.
639
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,400
And to pay for this DIY MOT,
640
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,880
all you needed were some luxury
Western goods to trade.
641
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,920
Have a fish, mate.
642
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,720
It was the comradeship of the road.
643
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,520
And so, like a cockroach after
a nuclear blast, the Lada just
644
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,720
kept going
as society crumbled around it.
645
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,400
As the Soviets kept on churning
them out, Lada gained
646
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,840
a reputation, not as a maker
of people's cars, or even
647
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,480
as a robust survivor,
but as a long, obsolete fossil -
648
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,160
a global punchline.
649
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,680
There are more specific Lada jokes,
I think,
650
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,320
than there are about any other car.
651
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,680
What do you call a Lada
at the top of a hill?
652
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,760
A miracle.
653
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,800
A Lada with the window open
is a bottle bank.
654
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,560
A man buys a Lada
and takes it back to the dealership.
655
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,800
"This car is useless," he says.
"It'll only get to 75 up that hill."
656
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,400
"Well, that's not bad,"
says the dealer.
657
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,240
"It's useless," says the man,
"I live at number 93."
658
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,520
A man goes to a scrap yard.
659
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,440
"Have you got a hub cap for a Lada?"
he asks.
660
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,120
"Yes," says the scrap merchant,
"that sounds like a fair swap."
661
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,400
Ho-ho-ho.
662
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,160
Laugh, possibly,
663
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,880
but like the Beetle before it,
the Lada was a survivor.
664
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,640
I have here an extract
from an article that
665
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,880
appeared in the Financial Times
in 1967,
666
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,920
talking all about
the Fiat/Soviet deal.
667
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,680
And it says, "Soviet planners have
made it clear they do not intend
668
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,480
"to emulate Detroit's practice
of planned obsolescence,
669
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,760
"and so the Soviet versions
of the Fiat 124 may well
670
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,880
"continue in production
until the late 1970s."
671
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,760
Well, I bet he wishes
he'd been better informed,
672
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,920
because the last one rolled out
of this factory in 2012.
673
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,760
This, then, will be
the legacy of the Lada -
674
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,160
not that it was one of the oldest
cars still being produced,
675
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,400
nor that it was one
of the few survivors
676
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,200
of the collapsed Communist regime.
677
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,240
No, the Lada will for ever
be remembered as the worldwide
678
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,080
punchline of
Christmas-cracker-level comedy crap.
679
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,920
It does distress me that a story
that begins with the gorgeous,
680
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,560
almost feminine, Fiat 124, is going
681
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,680
to end with the world's
most derided car -
682
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,720
a car with a face
683
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,120
that only a Russian's shot-putter's
mother could love.
684
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,720
It's going to go out
with a pathetic whimper.
685
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:49,680
The poor old Lada -
yet another victim of state tyranny.
686
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,560
There's always an issue
with a dictator's car. The Beetle -
687
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,960
it was brilliant,
688
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,360
but the people who paid for it
never actually took delivery.
689
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,200
The Trabi and the Wartburg -
they were awful,
690
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,400
but the people were forced
to have them.
691
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,520
The Lada -
692
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:10,560
it started off quite well, but
totalitarianism slowly ruined it.
693
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,840
It does seem that if you actually
want to mess up your motoring,
694
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,840
you need a dictator.
695
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:20,960
But let's not forget the Lada's
long journey began in a joyful
696
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,040
flourish of Italian style.
697
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,320
It fell from the sun-drenched sky.
698
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,680
We thought it should bow out
the same way.
699
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:36,360
RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS
700
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,120
It's what the designer,
Oscar Montabone, would have wanted.
701
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:51,000
The Lada - hated by purists, mocked
by the people, and disowned by Fiat.
702
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,600
But there's a twist -
703
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,600
I wonder if the people signing
that original deal
704
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,200
realised it would go on for so long
705
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:01,880
and I wonder if Fiat's executives
ever imagined this...
706
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:06,480
Now, no-one knows for sure quite
how many 124-derived cars have
707
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,880
been built, but if we combine
Fiat's original output with
708
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:16,200
the Togliatti cars and all the ones
built in India, Spain, Bulgaria,
709
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:22,320
Turkey, Egypt and Korea, it comes
to something like 20 million,
710
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,920
which means that the largely
forgotten Fiat 124 is,
711
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,360
in fact, the second
bestselling car in history.
712
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,200
MUSIC PLAYS: "Brindisi"
from La Traviata
713
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,160
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