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I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.
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There's a lake at one end,
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and a forest of shady trees
at the other.
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But what lies in between
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is anything but normal.
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If history has taught us
anything...
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Ranger: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
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Was that louder
than last time?
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Gortimer: Ranger,
I'm telling a story here.
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Ranger: Sorry.
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Gortimer: Where was I?
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Oh, right.
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If history has taught us
anything,
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it's that power is--
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Well,
it's a powerful thing.
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It often changes
the people who have it,
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but it can also change
those around them.
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And not for the better.
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We had to find that out
the hard way.
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As if you couldn't
see it coming,
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Mel won the presidency
that day.
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- [clapping]
- Thank you, thank you.
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All right.
Thanks.
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Now that I've been elected
student council president--
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Whoo!
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I want to
hit the ground running
and get right to work.
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I call to order this session
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of Normal Middle School
student council.
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Who wants to hear me make
the loudest sound ever?
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Your loss.
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What was that?
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What?
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Oh, I thought you all
changed your minds,
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and were asking to
come watch me break
the sound barrier.
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Nope.
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Understood.
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You guys ever get tired of
Ranger messing around?
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That's one of my best friends
you're talking about.
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Sometimes...
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Both: Yes.
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Lance.
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It's been a long, hard
two years for the school
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not having a president,
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and if the student body
didn't elect me,
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I'm glad it was you.
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Gwen.
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You are by far one of
the best people for the job.
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But I also would have been
a good choice.
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Thanks, guys. You've been
really gracious in defeat.
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If there's one good thing
to come of this,
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it's that we can finally
put the legend to rest.
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What legend?
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I was just named
secretary of snacks
during fourth period,
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no one told me
how many snacks I had to
prepare for people,
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let alone anything
about a legend.
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The Legend of
Pendragon's Gavel.
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Whoever can pull it free
will be named
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the once and future
student council president.
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That gavel?
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Have you tried it?
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Are you kidding?
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I've tried pulling it
a couple times a week
for months.
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She's even been doing
pushups.
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But still no luck.
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Not that I have to
worry about it now,
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'cause I was elected
fair and square.
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But it's just gum.
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It can't be that hard.
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Give it a try.
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No.
It's gotta be bigger.
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We're trying to create the
loudest sound on record.
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None of those sticks
are gonna do the job.
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Maybe what we're looking for
isn't a stick.
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You, Stanley,
are brilliant.
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All those people that
underestimated you are wrong.
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Who underestimates me?
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[grunting]
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Told you.
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I just thought of
the perfect thing.
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Stanley, get the
recording equipment ready.
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We are about to make history.
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Hey, guys.
How's it goin'?
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Can't talk.
Makin' history.
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Both: Wait!
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Ranger!
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Do you have any idea
what that is?
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Uh, drum hammer?
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That's Pendragon's gavel.
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Which means...
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you're the new president.
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President!
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[symbol crashing]
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So, just to be clear,
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you're not mad at me?
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Trying not to be.
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Because you were just
elected president,
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and that's something
you've always wanted.
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And now you get booted
just because I pull a hammer
out of gum.
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I know.
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But the legend says
you'll end up being
a better president
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than I could have ever been.
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You want me to run through
the legend again?
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Mel:
In the entire history of
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the Normal Middle School
student council,
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there was one president
who was by far the best.
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She was the smartest
and kindest,
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and wisest leader
anyone could have
ever hoped for.
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Under her rule,
the school flourished,
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and the student body
was happy.
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She was President
Esther Avalon Pendragon.
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Esther didn't want just anyone to take over as president,
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and ruin everything she'd accomplished during her reign.
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So as she closed
the last session on her
last day of middle school,
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Esther banged her gavel
one last time
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into a pile of gum,
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where it stayed
waiting for
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the once and future
student council president
to release it.
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Esther Pendragon declared that
only her rightful successor
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would be able to
pull the gavel free.
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Which is you.
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An idea I'm becoming more
and more on board with.
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Huh.
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I guess I just don't
understand
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what the president
actually does.
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Oh. You get to oversee
student council meetings,
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and propose new
school legislation,
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and act as a liaison
between the student body
and faculty.
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- And--
- Do you think I could change
the school's mascot?
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Because I've always been
partial to the Normal Street
Gooey Ducks.
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That is so out there.
It's the best idea ever.
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No. Wait.
The Normal Street
Sea Cucumbers.
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New best idea
ever.
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I can't believe
I never saw your
genius before.
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I'm good at this,
aren't I?
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You're better than good.
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You guys aren't
messing around, are you?
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Absolutely not.
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Are you feeling okay?
How's your vitamin C?
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I can whip up
some fruit leather.
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He's just kidding around,
Gortimer.
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You know how funny
Ranger is.
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That I do.
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Oh, and as president
you have to deliver
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the morning announcements
tomorrow.
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Over the PA?
They're gonna give me
a microphone?
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That's what I was
going to use to close
the daily announcements,
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but you can have it
if you want.
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It's okay,
but I'm gonna need to
Rangerfy it a little bit.
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By all means.
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And there's the matter of
allocating
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the student class funds.
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My first act as president
was going to be
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to use the money to buy
solar panels for the school.
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But I'm sure you can
come up with a
way better idea.
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Probably.
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Hey, guys.
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This presidency thing
is so much fun.
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Can you believe I have
so many great ideas.
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Both: Totally.
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Say "referendum."
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Referendum.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Ranger:
We have lost track of
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the get-well card for
groundskeeper Kevin.
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So if you have it,
please return it to
the front office.
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And those are today's
announcements.
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This is President
Ranger Bowen
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reminding everyone that
there are ninjas everywhere,
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especially on rooftops.
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So keep your heads up
and stay safe out there.
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[glissando]
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I like what you wrote about
being kind and supportive to
one another, Mel,
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but ninjas.
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Of course.
Yours is way more
inspirational.
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Keep your heads up.
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It's poetry.
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I'm not entirely sure
what's going on,
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or why you're president now
and not Mel,
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but I have to say,
that could have gone
a lot worse.
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Isn't he the greatest,
Miss Martin?
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My job here
isn't to judge,
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it's just to make sure the
announcements are G rated.
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A croissant,
Mademoiselle Martin?
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Merci.
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Merci.
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[muffled]
Merci.
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Kids: [chanting]
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger...
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I hereby open the
Normal Middle School Center
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for the study of
freakishly huge plants.
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[applause]
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[chanting]
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger.
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[chanting slows]
Ranger, Ranger, Ranger.
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And I told the superintendent
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that if he really wanted to
keep an eye on the budget,
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I know a guy who can get us
realistic rubber eyeballs
in bulk.
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[laughing]
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Classic.
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It's one of my
favorite stories.
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How can you pick
a favorite?
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Guys,
I'm sitting right here.
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Ranger, drink up.
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I had a dream last night
that you got dehydrated,
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and I can't stop
thinking about it.
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Mrs. Bowen: Ranger.
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Less chatting with
the friends,
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more cleaning in
the bathrooms.
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I'm doing an interview for
the school newspaper right now.
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Well, from here,
it looks like you're
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hanging out with
Stanley and Gortimer.
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Ranger's mom,
our readers want to
know everything
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about our new
president, so--
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Oh, how about an exposé on
how he manages to get our
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toilet bowl
so sparkling clean?
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What a scoop.
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Hey. Best leave
some mystery, Stanley.
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And Mel will answer
any further questions,
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because she is in fact
the one that everyone
actually voted for.
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Luckily, fate corrected
that mistake.
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That's the understatement
of the century.
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Well, duty calls.
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[laughing]
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You have such a way
with puns.
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A certain
je ne sais quoi.
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Um, what's a je ne sais
whatever you just said?
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[laughing]
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Gentlemen, there goes
the best president
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in the history of
Normal Middle School.
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So what do you like best
about Ranger?
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How much time do you have?
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Mel: Well, working with
President Ranger,
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you get to see a lot of
his best sides.
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Can I interest you
in some of our famous
chocolate vedine?
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I don't have much of
a sweet tooth.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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What was Stanley
talking about?
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What are you
new president of?
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Oh, student council.
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Since when were you
running for president
of student council?
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I didn't run.
It just sort of happened.
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How can you be president
if you weren't elected?
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I don't understand.
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You don't need to.
I'm a great president.
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And everyone says so.
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Ranger, you are so great
at so many things.
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Off the top of my head,
math problems,
staring contests,
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in general,
being my wonderful,
generous caring son.
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And?
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I'm just not sure
running student government
is on that list.
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Wait, what?
You're my mom.
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You're supposed to believe
I can do anything.
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Sure. I believe you can
do anything,
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if you're passionate
and you work hard at it.
254
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,408
Just because something
falls in your lap
255
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,627
doesn't mean you're
gonna be great at it.
256
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,892
I mean,
you think airline pilots
wake up one morning
257
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,632
behind the steering wheel
of a jet?
258
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,244
Nope. They spend years
training.
259
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:06,638
Mom, planes don't have
steering wheels.
260
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,685
They have yokes.
261
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,340
You have never shown
any interest in
student government.
262
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,777
You have a lot of power.
263
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:20,174
I hope you're doing
the right thing with it.
264
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:23,568
Excuse me, but I have
some toilet bowls to scrub.
265
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,011
Okay, I don't care
how they do it, Lance,
266
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,708
I just want
the Sloppy Joes
to be sloppier.
267
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,709
I'm on it.
268
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,015
Which one?
269
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,016
Um, did you check
with the mascot
270
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,887
to see which
it liked better?
271
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,671
We tried,
but we couldn't get
a definite answer
272
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,064
from Carol
the Sea Cucumber.
273
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,805
It was frustrating,
to say the least.
274
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,068
Um, maybe
the blue one.
275
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,157
Yeah, this red one's
disgusting.
276
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,551
I don't know
what I was thinking.
277
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,074
Pistachios
or cashews?
278
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,946
- Any almonds?
- Plain or honey roasted?
279
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,382
Surprise me.
280
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:58,212
Prepare to be
mildly surprised.
281
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,256
Perfect.
282
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,692
Yes, Gortimer.
You nailed it.
283
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,651
Word came down from
the vice principal.
284
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,045
She asked for a
final decision on the
student class funds.
285
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,307
I've been thinking about
the solar panel idea.
286
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,830
Yeah?
287
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,528
Instead, I've decided to
spend the money on--
288
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,922
This is going to be
great, guys.
289
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,795
A class field trip to
H2OMG Water Park.
290
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,187
All: Yes!
291
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,756
This is the greatest use
of public funds ever.
292
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,237
I-- I thought
out of everyone,
293
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,978
you would try to
talk me out of it.
294
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,588
Why would I do that?
295
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,198
Because solar panels
would reduce waste,
296
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,157
and save the school
a whole bunch of money.
297
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,986
But spending money on a
field trip to the water park,
298
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,423
it's just irresponsible.
299
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,642
I'm never going to
disagree with you.
300
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,514
Never?
301
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,689
What about when I'm wrong?
302
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,866
Ranger, when are you
going to realize
303
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,303
you're never
going to be wrong?
304
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,175
And everything's
better now,
305
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,611
because you're
in charge.
306
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,657
But we used to work
so good as a team.
307
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,051
Gortimer pushes,
you pull.
308
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,619
None of that works
without you guys
pushing and pulling.
309
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,665
Everything you've done so far
has been, without a doubt,
310
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,843
- the best.
- All: The best.
311
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,106
Now, will you please
stop doubting yourself?
312
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,107
You don't need us.
313
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,283
[school bell rings]
314
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,284
Gortimer: I hear
the wave pool at H2OMG...
315
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,199
[sighs]
316
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:17,204
...is the most
chlorinated body of water
in the continental U.S.
317
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,293
I have something
very important to
talk to you about.
318
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,034
I don't want to buy
an umbrella.
319
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,774
Why would I try to
sell you an umbrella?
320
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,864
Well, based on
what you're wearing,
321
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,735
I can only assume
it's gonna rain.
322
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,911
I'm wearing this
as a disguise.
323
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,260
Incognito.
324
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:33,133
Okay, well, it's not
working very well.
325
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,526
You've been
following me around
for a few days now,
326
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,398
and the only reason
I've noticed
327
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,878
is because of
the trench coat.
328
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:39,922
What do you want?
329
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,663
We can't talk about it here.
330
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,230
Too many prying ears.
331
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,318
Just tell me.
332
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:48,061
No.
333
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:51,891
You haven't heard
much of that word
lately, have you?
334
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,372
Same thing
happened to me.
335
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:59,072
It was my gavel you
pulled from the desk.
336
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,987
You're Ethel Pendergrass?
337
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,727
Esther Pendragon.
338
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,033
Right. Sorry.
339
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,383
Ranger! There's a
press conference.
340
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,558
Do you want us to
wait for you?
341
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,212
Coming.
342
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,780
I'll find you later.
343
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,477
Creepy.
344
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,826
I like your style.
345
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,486
Gortimer,
please don't feed
the sea cucumber.
346
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,315
We don't want to get
the costume dirty.
347
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,752
Where was I?
Ah, yes.
348
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,147
Robbie, you can ask
the same question
100 different ways,
349
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,671
but the answer is always
going to be the same.
350
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,195
Mexican food.
351
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,589
Next.
352
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,504
Harold Sherewoods
with "Harold's Herald."
353
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,419
What is this
we've been hearing about
an extended recess?
354
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,856
Great question,
Harold.
355
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,208
I know it's controversial
and it still needs to be
approved by the faculty,
356
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:52,125
but Ranger thinks
students would really
benefit from more--
357
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,387
Ranger, what did you call it?
358
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,868
Uh, mess around time.
359
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,914
Mess around time.
360
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,570
Sorry.
My dad made me promise to
ask this follow up question.
361
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,529
Don't you think shortening
all academic classes by
15 minutes
362
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,922
could put us at an
educational disadvantage?
363
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,011
You can
tell your dad that
364
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,840
Ranger wouldn't propose
something that would be
bad for us.
365
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,234
Casey Jane,
I'm going to ask that
366
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,149
we table any questions
about the bake sale
367
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,672
until we find out where
the school stands
368
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,717
with gluten
intolerance levels.
369
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,893
No, I can't comment further.
370
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,894
Next.
371
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,899
You look a
little concerned.
372
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,858
I'm more than a
little concerned.
373
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:33,079
Take for instance
Holly's quiz
from earlier today.
374
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,342
The lines in an
equilateral triangle are--
375
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,474
And she answered,
376
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:41,174
"Jealous that
Ranger can't also rule
over geometric shapes
377
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,873
"because he's the
best president ever."
378
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,920
And look at Tony's
multiple choice answer sheet.
379
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,922
That's a crazy coincidence.
380
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,186
It's no coincidence.
381
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,883
Everyone failed
their test today.
382
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,798
What is going on?
383
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,018
Uh, I'm sorry to
interrupt, Mimi.
384
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,412
but someone borrowed my
riding mower and wrote,
385
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,805
"Ranger forever"
386
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,459
on the front lawn.
387
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,853
[sighs]
388
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,985
I'm not done with you yet.
389
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,904
- [sighs]
- Psst.
390
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:20,169
Thanks for the
get well card.
391
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:24,304
[sighs]
392
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:28,960
Hi.
393
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,832
I'm afraid this is
all my fault.
394
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,268
What are you talking about?
395
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,662
Your friends and
your classmates
396
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,578
have turned into
yes zombies.
397
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,101
What are yes zombies?
398
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,016
They agree with
everything you say,
399
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,452
no matter how crazy it is.
400
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,586
Yes. It's really annoying.
401
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,023
It's because of that.
402
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,856
Esther:
I made it in wood shop
when I was president.
403
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:58,338
I wanted something loud enough for people to listen to me.
404
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,428
But the gavel ended up
having this weird power.
405
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,299
A bit of unsolicited advice:
406
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,779
don't order wood
from Eastern Europe
407
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,128
unless it's from a
reputable distributor.
408
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,651
Ranger: Okay.
409
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,784
Esther: As soon as I
used the gavel,
410
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:13,701
the entire student body
started agreeing with
everything I said.
411
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:17,183
It was like my friends
didn't have any ideas
of their own,
412
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,011
and I was able to do
whatever I wanted.
413
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,450
For two years, it was nothing
but frozen yogurt socials,
414
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,712
and pet talent shows.
415
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,017
Ranger: That sounds awesome.
416
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,237
Esther:
You're not getting it.
417
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,631
With no one
challenging my decisions,
418
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,807
the student class
went bankrupt.
419
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,331
By the time I sealed
the gavel to the desk,
420
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:38,117
the student council
was so far gone
421
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,250
that none of them wanted
anything to do with me.
422
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:46,255
Ranger: Wait,
but what about the legend?
423
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,911
That was started by my friends
when they were "yes" zombies.
424
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,957
So, I'm not a good president.
425
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:57,701
It's just the gavel
making everyone tell me I am.
426
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,399
Why did the gavel pick me?
427
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,010
Because you're a
terrible president.
428
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,142
Hey!
429
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,752
But so was I.
430
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,754
It's because we
want to have fun,
431
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:11,019
and push the boundaries and
put a smile on everyone's face.
432
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:16,067
Unfortunately,
those aren't qualities that
make for a great president.
433
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,245
[sighs] So that's why
it chose me.
434
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,160
It's not too late, Ranger.
435
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,596
Get rid of the gavel,
436
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,815
or else you'll be stuck
with friend zombies.
437
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,601
And you don't want mindless
drones following you around
438
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,430
doing your every bidding
for you. Do you?
439
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,084
No.
440
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,872
Is it weird that
I miss that word?
441
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,483
I'll leave you two alone now.
442
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,811
Pasta fagioli!
443
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,334
Ah.
444
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,360
I hear you, Lance,
445
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,450
but the definition of crudités
is a general term
446
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:37,323
that does not specify what
veggies are to be used.
447
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:41,370
I think we can all agree that
crudités implies carrots.
448
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,850
Well, when you're
secretary of snacks,
449
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,112
you can do things
differently.
450
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,418
- Maybe I will.
- Great.
451
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,115
- Good.
- Super.
452
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,030
Guys!
453
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,162
All: President Ranger.
454
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,339
Technically,
it would be
President Bowen.
455
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,383
It's neither.
456
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,255
All: President Neither.
457
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,388
Thanks for meeting me
on the weekend.
458
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,521
I have something that
I need to tell you.
459
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:04,611
And I didn't think it could
wait until Monday.
460
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:08,789
Zombies.
461
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,225
What was that?
462
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,533
[sighs]
Effective immediately,
463
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,274
I am resigning as president.
464
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:16,187
What?!
465
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,580
Is this a good thing?
466
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,103
I'm not sure.
467
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,367
We should be happy
with his decision,
468
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,065
but his decision means
he's no longer president,
469
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,110
which is a bad thing.
470
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,461
This is the worst day
of my life.
471
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,506
[coughing]
472
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,466
Guys, calm down.
It's gonna be okay.
473
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:36,033
But you released the gavel.
474
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,427
You're the stuff of legend.
475
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,690
You're the once and future
student council president.
476
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,692
[sighs] I just need to
get rid of this thing.
477
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:46,043
[coughing]
478
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,958
I feel some
stress eating coming on.
479
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,757
Someone scoop
the pretzel out.
480
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,411
No one's gonna stick
their hand in there.
481
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,412
I have an idea.
482
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,023
All: Best idea ever.
483
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,025
I haven't even told you
what it is yet.
484
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,069
Come on. Follow me.
485
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:32,481
Well, I'm having a hard time
getting rid of this gavel.
486
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,615
I'm gonna need you to do it.
487
00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,747
I'm not saying it's a
presidential order.
488
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:38,705
But it is.
489
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:56,897
[sighing]
490
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:58,986
I'm resigning.
491
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,770
Which means
492
00:23:00,857 --> 00:23:04,513
you're gonna resume your
elected role as president.
493
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,906
Some of your choices
lately
494
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:09,126
have been a little
off the deep end.
495
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,085
I don't know why I didn't
speak up earlier.
496
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,956
Sorry, Ranger.
497
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:15,524
No. This is great.
498
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,831
Mel. I don't think
it would be too late
499
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,180
to cancel the
water park tickets,
500
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,051
and get those
solar panels ordered.
501
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:24,533
Great.
Let's get a memo out
to faculty and staff.
502
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,143
First things first.
503
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:28,668
How much do
solar panels cost
per panel?
504
00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,104
Well,
each one is 50.
505
00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:38,460
What a bizarre week.
506
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,593
It's like a blur.
507
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,811
The legend
had us all convinced
508
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,813
that I knew
what I was doing.
509
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:47,034
And I should have
just stuck with what I'm
really interested in,
510
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:49,210
making loud noises
even louder.
511
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,430
[sighs] No one can
take that away from me.
512
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:55,129
Still, sorry your presidency
didn't work out.
513
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,914
Well, this is exactly
how it's supposed to be.
514
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,568
Mel's the best person
for the job.
515
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:00,656
She has the passion.
516
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,005
Mm-hmm.
517
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:04,399
[sighs] And we
should have listened.
518
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,489
For the record,
I did like the fighting
sea cucumber mascot.
519
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,665
Thanks. I'm proud
it will be my legacy.
520
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:12,625
Ranger, we're canceling
the mascot reboot.
521
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,847
[sighs]
522
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,197
I went a little crazy
on the snacks, didn't I?
523
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:26,856
Fruit leather?
524
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,293
That sounds gross.
525
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,294
Yes, please.
526
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:40,783
It took a lot of courage for
Ranger to give up his title.
527
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:44,134
But he realized in the end
that success is sweeter
528
00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:47,834
when you actually
work for it.
529
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:51,054
Plus, what's the point
of having power
530
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:53,013
if you don't have your real
push and pull friends around
531
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:57,060
to enjoy it with you.
532
00:24:57,147 --> 00:25:01,064
And it's not like
Mel got rid of everything
Ranger did as president.
533
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:02,588
This is President Mel Fuller
534
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:05,025
reminding you that
ninjas are everywhere,
535
00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:06,548
especially on rooftops.
536
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,898
So keep your heads up
and stay safe out there.
537
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,857
[notes chiming]
538
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,425
[gong banging]
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