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I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.
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There's a lake at one end,
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and a forest of shady trees
at the other.
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But what lies in between
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is anything but normal.
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You can't always get
what you want,
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so sometimes you try to trick yourself into thinking
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you don't want what you think
you can never get.
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And then there are those times you do get what you want,
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just not the way you wanted.
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This is why I've tried
to stay away from love.
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It's too confusing.
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Where's your lab partner?
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Word on the street is
she joined the circus.
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How about yours?
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Witness Relocation Program.
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- Who knew they were
so interesting?
- [chuckles]
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Oliver and Britney
are both out sick today.
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Why don't you two pair up?
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Okay, 10 milligrams
of sodium bicarbonate.
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No. The sodium bicarbonate.
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Here you go.
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I meant sodium bicarbonate.
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Right.
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You just happened to have
a pudding cup on you?
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It's my emergency pudding.
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Get back to work, guys.
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- Sodium bicarbonate.
- Why didn't you just say so?
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Here goes something.
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- [explosion]
- [solution hissing]
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It was my bad,
100% totally my fault, guys.
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- No one doubts that.
- Coughs.
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[sniffs, coughs]
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[bell rings]
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You two, why don't you stay
after and clean up?
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Everybody else, log your results
and wrap up your experiments.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. I'm so jumpy.
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[male on P.A.] Good afternoon, Normal Middle.
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Your opportunity
to buy tickets
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for this year's Normal Formal
is running out,
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so stop by the office today
to take advantage
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of the 9th grade class
two-for-one special.
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I'll start cleaning up.
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I'm not gonna beg you
to tell me.
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Well, in chemistry class,
there was this explosion,
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and then Abigail grabbed
my arm,
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and it felt like that moment
on a roller coaster
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when you start to fall.
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Please don't tell me.
Just don't tell me.
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I think I might like
Abigail again.
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- Why do you do this?
- I can't help it.
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So what's the plan?
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Well, I'm either gonna do
absolutely nothing,
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or I'm gonna ask her
to the formal.
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Who's all going?
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Who's not going to the dance?
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I'm going, stag, of course.
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Mel's working on
a secret project for it.
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Stanley, Catherine, Eric,
Erik with a "K".
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So many people are going.
It's a thing.
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So you think she'll want
to go with me?
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Let's keep it a mystery.
Don't ask her.
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Look, I'm moving
at the end of the summer.
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- Don't remind me.
- And I don't want to regret
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not doing something because
I'm too chicken to do it.
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I reverse my position.
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Ask her.
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There you are.
Do you know how to clear
a 3-D printer jam?
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Catherine? Catherine.
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I'm gonna go get
some paper towels,
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but don't wait.
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If you finish cleaning
it all before I get back,
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I won't be mad.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I don't remember hitting
my head,
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but Stanley-- I-- I--
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What's happening to me?
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What are you talking about?
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You're kind of freaking me out.
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It's his hair? No.
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His eyes? No.
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His sense of humor!
He's...
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- so cute.
- What happened?
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I need specifics.
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Um, okay.
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Stanley added the chemicals
in the wrong sequence.
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But that's just how he is, Mel.
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You never know
what he's gonna do next.
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He's like a wild tropical storm.
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- Focus!
- Right.
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The reaction went haywire.
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but the solution smelled
incredibly fragrant.
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And the next thing I knew,
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it was like seeing him
for the first time.
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Stanley.
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Hey!
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Okay, the paper towel thing
was a ruse.
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I thought you were gonna clean
it all up without me.
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[chuckles]
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Catherine, will you wait
for me by the door, please?
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Stanley, this is going
to sound crazy,
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but I think you may have
accidentally made a like potion.
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Okay. What?
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After you smell whatever's
inside that beaker,
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you fall for
the first person you see.
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But Catherine smelled it.
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And you were the first person
she saw.
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Oh, so she--
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Me? Yes!
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No. We're going to fix this.
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She and I will come up
with an antidote.
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You dump that in
the toxic waste bucket,
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and please be careful.
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Did I say bye?
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Bye.
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[chuckles]
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I can't do it.
I can't ask her.
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You're right.
I'll regret it if I don't.
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It's time.
Good luck.
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- What's wrong with him?
- Can you keep a secret?
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History would say no.
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He's waiting for Abigail.
He's gonna ask her
to the Normal Formal.
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Abigail? Didn't she already
break his heart once?
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Yeah. And I'm hoping
she won't do it again.
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Wait. What if we can offer him
something more than hope?
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It's a like potion.
I made it in Chemistry lab.
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Oh, and Catherine likes me now.
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Long story.
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Actually,
that's the whole story.
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Anyway, this is what we're
gonna do: spray Abigail,
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make sure Gortimer is
the first person she sees,
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and she'll go to the dance
with him for sure.
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My gut says we should
run away from this.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Any word on the geometry final?
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- This isn't going well.
- What are you talking about?
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He's doing fine.
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If you ever need any help,
I'm really good with geometry.
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And my door's always open
at a acute angle.
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- [chuckles]
- She's laughing in his face.
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He's going to blow it.
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I actually came over here
to ask you a question.
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So the Normal Formal?
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Yeah, so I've heard.
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You know,
there's dancing and stuff.
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[chuckles]
Who doesn't like stuff?
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- I'm going in.
- What? No.
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So I was just wondering
if maybe--
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Stanley!
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[sprays]
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- Hey, Gortimer.
- Katie.
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Katie, wait! Uh--
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Uh, sorry, I'll be back.
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Katie,
this is gonna sound nuts,
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but, um...
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will you go
to Normal Formal with me?
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Me? Uh, sure. Thanks.
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Wow. Amazing.
Isn't that crazy?
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That's one word for it.
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Yeah, I'll catch up
with you later, okay?
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Katie, wait!
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Well, I didn't see that coming.
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Me, neither.
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What just happened?
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I think I sprayed
Gortimer instead.
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We gotta fix this.
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- I'll find Mel.
- No!
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I can make this right.
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All I need to do is spray Katie
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to get her interested in going
to the dance with someone else.
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Roll your eyes
if you're on board.
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Well, it's not magnesium
sulfate heptahydrate.
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You can cross that
off the list.
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Catherine.
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I'm trying to help you.
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I mean,
I could be spending
my valuable time
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working on my
history making project
for the dance.
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But, no.
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What are you even doing?
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Hm?
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It's Dillman
and Zielinski.
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No, we gotta do something.
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Stanley created
a like potion,
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sprayed Gortimer,
and then he's--
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You already know about this,
don't you?
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Why did I even waste my breath
telling him to get rid of it?
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And Stanley's convinced
he can fix it.
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Which sounds insane
when I say it out loud.
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I'm working on an antidote
as fast as I can.
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But it's hard when
the other half of
the brain trust is--
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Catherine?
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Don't tell me.
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Is that a love note
for Stanley?
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No. It was
an invitation.
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To the Normal Formal.
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We have to
contain this thing.
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You have to
come up with an antidote.
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Like now.
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Stanley's plan stinks.
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Don't you think I--
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Stinks. That's it!
Ranger, you're a genius.
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Just like Stanley.
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[sighs]
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Stop it, Catherine.
Just... stop.
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Yeah, we-- we need to
get to work.
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Come on.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Oh, hi.
You here to buy
dance tickets?
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- Two for one.
- About that.
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Do you have your heart set
on going to Normal Formal
with Gortimer?
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Could be fun.
I've never been to
a dance before.
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But you and Gortimer
are going as friends?
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For legit.
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You guys still aren't
saying that?
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Right. So you don't
like anyone?
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Nah.
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So anyone will do.
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Hey, uh, Randy.
Could you come here a sec?
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- [spraying]
- [coughing]
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What's up?
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I think Katie has something
she'd like to say.
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I like you're,
uh, hair.
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Oh, uh, thanks?
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Ask him.
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Are you going to
the Normal Formal?
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Oh, yeah,
it's not really my thing.
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Really? Do I have to do
everything myself here,
people?
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- [spraying]
- [coughing]
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Katie, look, I know
this is kind of sudden,
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but will you go to
Normal Formal with me?
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[spraying]
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[spraying]
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[spraying]
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[spraying]
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[spraying]
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[spraying]
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[spraying]
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[continuous spraying]
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Oh. Right.
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Well, Katie said
she was going with me,
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but now she's
really into Randy.
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Everything
was going so well.
How could this happen?
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Don't sweat it.
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There are other fish
in the sea.
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Abigail fish.
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Let's go.
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Stanley. Hi.
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I got your note,
and the answer is we.
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French "oui,"
as in yes?
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English "we", as in
we are going to
the dance together.
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[giggling]
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Did you find Abigail?
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Why were you
looking for Abigail?
255
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,190
Just trying to tie up
some loose ends.
256
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,889
Making people happy,
spreading joy.
257
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,934
Looks like you
missed someone.
258
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,372
We were just
off to remedy that.
259
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,679
Don't. We worked up
a remedy of our own.
260
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,858
My research suggests that
the potion is so fragrant,
261
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,773
it causes the
olfactory nerves
262
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,210
to affect the
emotional centers
in the brain,
263
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,997
resulting in a case of
extreme like.
264
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,652
If we could
overwhelm these nerves
265
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,350
with a highly
unpleasant odor,
266
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,743
it would cancel out
the effects of the potion.
267
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,049
[sighs]
268
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,531
Wait.
What are you doing?
269
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,837
Seeing if it works.
270
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,622
On Catherine?
271
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,624
You can't just mess with
people's emotions like that.
272
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,365
[sighs]
273
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,496
[sniffing]
274
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,716
[coughing]
275
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,719
Did it work?
276
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,200
Stanley, smile for us.
277
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,037
You can stop now.
278
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,125
Great.
279
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,387
Thanks a lot,
Mel.
280
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,519
She just asked me
to the dance.
281
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,044
We can still go together.
282
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,655
As friends.
We can go as friends.
283
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,657
I'll put it in
the win column anyway.
284
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:38,529
Can you do Gortimer now?
I hate seeing him like this.
285
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,930
[coughing]
286
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,761
Katie?
287
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,633
Wait.
Wait.
288
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,158
Wh-- why'd you
do this to me?
289
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,550
I was all set
to ask Abigail,
290
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,162
and then... you.
291
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,554
You ruined it with
your stupid potion.
292
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,905
I was never interested
in Katie.
293
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,864
I'm sorry. But I
took care of everything.
294
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,345
Go ask Abigail.
295
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,130
Let's just hope she sees
the humor in the situation.
296
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,617
Hi.
297
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,793
Can I talk to you?
298
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,490
I was wondering if
299
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,492
you know where I could find
some sodium bicarbonate?
300
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,846
No, see, uh--
301
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,501
It was a joke. You know,
that thing in chemistry.
302
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:38,720
and I thought you might--
303
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,897
Um, um,
I'm kind of busy.
304
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,247
Did you need something?
305
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,945
Look, I-- I got
interrupted back there
306
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,729
when I wanted to
ask you a question.
307
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,996
Abigail Arroyo,
308
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,955
will you go to the
Normal Formal with me?
309
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,523
[scoffs]
What?
310
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,482
I was just wondering
if you wanted to go
to the dance with me?
311
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:05,268
Yeah, um, I-I heard you,
I just--
312
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,141
I can't imagine why
you think I'd say yes.
313
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,708
- I, uh--
- I mean, I was
standing right there
314
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,580
when you asked Katie.
315
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,669
And I'm not interested in
being your second choice.
316
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,323
No, no, no,
you're my first choice.
317
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,846
It was Stanley.
318
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,239
You're gonna blame this
on someone else?
319
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,588
No.
320
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,937
It was a misunderstanding.
321
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,547
I want to go to the
Normal Formal with you.
322
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,115
I swear.
323
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,161
Well,
that's unfortunate.
324
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,250
Because I don't want to go to
the Normal Formal with you.
325
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:39,172
♪♪
326
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,000
♪ We get to party ♪
327
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,002
♪ We get to party ♪
328
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,916
♪ And have a good time ♪
329
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,875
♪ And have a good time ♪
330
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,442
♪ We get to party ♪
331
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,009
♪ We get to party ♪
332
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,359
This is actually more fun
than I thought it would be.
333
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,927
You know I have
feelings, right?
334
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,365
I meant the dance,
not being your date.
335
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,845
Oh.
336
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:04,414
I wish it was more fun
for Gortimer.
337
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,287
♪ You would feel so alive ♪
338
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,289
You should
go talk to him.
339
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,333
Okay.
340
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,120
♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh ♪
341
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,643
♪ Hey ♪
342
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,819
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
343
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,777
♪ We get to party ♪
344
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,910
♪ We get to party ♪
345
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,085
♪ And have a good time ♪
346
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:27,263
Pig in a blanket?
Spanakopita?
347
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:31,093
Look, I know you told me
I don't have to say sorry
anymore, but--
348
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,052
So please don't.
349
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,967
[stammers] I actually
forgot about it
for five seconds.
350
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,231
Let me just try
one more time.
351
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,233
I'm so sorry.
352
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,277
If I hadn't
stuck my nose in it,
353
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,539
you'd be here with Abigail.
354
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,801
But I'm not.
355
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,370
You know, it--
356
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,850
It's not your fault.
357
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,287
Things just don't
work out sometimes.
358
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,290
I'm gonna try and
not think about it.
359
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,510
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪
360
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,425
♪ We get to party ♪
361
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,340
♪ We get to party ♪
362
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,298
♪ And have a good time ♪
363
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,213
♪ And have a good time ♪
364
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,085
♪ We get to party ♪
365
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
♪ We get to party ♪
366
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,045
♪ And have a good time ♪
367
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,133
♪ And have a good time ♪
368
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,569
Be right back.
369
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,359
Say queso.
370
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,708
What?
371
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,318
Don't go anywhere.
372
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150
I'm having doubts
about this plan.
373
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,893
What's happening out there on
the dance floor is not real.
374
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,679
Normally I'd agree with you,
but this is the big dance.
375
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,159
We're going to ruin
everyone's good time.
376
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,856
No. We're going to use
the fog machine
377
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,336
to disperse the antidote.
378
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,904
Everyone will snap
out of this ridiculous spell,
379
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,776
and people can dance
with the people
they actually like.
380
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,300
It's the right thing
to do, right?
381
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,824
Who am I kidding?
382
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,260
You had me at fog machine.
383
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,613
So is this
the big secret project
384
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,788
that you've been
working on? I mean,
385
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,139
not that you
don't look great.
386
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,792
No. Not this.
387
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,665
My dress should be done
printing right about now.
388
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,188
Excuse me?
389
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:14,805
Whoa.
390
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,245
I figured the best way
to find the perfect dress
391
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,029
was to design
the perfect dress
392
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,249
and...print it.
393
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,820
Is there anything
you can't do?
394
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,257
I can't sing.
395
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,958
♪♪
396
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,699
Where's Stanley?
397
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,091
Where's everybody?
398
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,834
How long are we going
to keep standing here
399
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,488
- bobbing our heads?
- I don't know.
400
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,186
I was just doing it
because you were doing it.
401
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,845
Gortimer, look.
402
00:19:56,107 --> 00:20:00,982
♪ Don't let go of me ♪
403
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:09,164
♪ Don't give up on me ♪
404
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,341
[loudly, over music]
What are you doing--
405
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,822
[normal voice]
I-- I'm sorry.
406
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,693
Well, I was at home
407
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,521
thinking about how much
of a jerk you were--
408
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,306
Abigail, that was
a misunderstanding, I swear.
409
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,568
- I'm sorry.
- Let me finish.
410
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,877
And I kept thinking,
Why didn't he ask me
the first time?
411
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,446
And the only thing
I could think of
412
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:34,450
was you were afraid I was
going to hurt you again.
413
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,235
Oh.
414
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,325
You know
I never meant to.
415
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,065
It was just
the whole dinner thing
416
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,458
and you on my porch.
417
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,460
It was
such a weird night.
418
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,812
I just wasn't ready
for the couple thing.
419
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,814
I know.
420
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:54,253
But...maybe now I am.
421
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,083
So,
422
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,869
if the offer still stands,
423
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:05,351
I'd love to be your date
for the Normal Formal.
424
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,050
Uh...
425
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,486
I--
426
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,531
You--
427
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,316
[chuckle] Uh,
428
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:18,668
I think this is where
you ask me to dance.
429
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,237
Come on.
430
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:29,244
♪ Don't let go of me ♪
431
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:37,252
♪ Don't give up on me ♪
432
00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,650
♪Don't let go... ♪
433
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,435
[sigh] Okay, you stand guard
while I pour in the antidote.
434
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,481
What happens if someone
actually comes?
435
00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,265
I don't know. Just make
a squawking noise
436
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,571
like ca-caw ca-caw.
437
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,225
Got it. Ca-caw ca-caw!
438
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,054
Just practicing.
439
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:13,680
Okay. All done.
It's warmed up.
Let's do it.
440
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,943
♪Don't let go ♪
441
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,118
Wait. Stop.
442
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,728
Ca-caw ca-caw!
443
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:19,903
What's going on?
444
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,296
You can't
disperse the antidote.
445
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,080
Why not?
446
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,604
Because I fixed everything.
447
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,648
Look.
448
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,174
Ranger: Wow.
449
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,875
Well, w-what did you do?
450
00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:39,532
[ringing]
451
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:40,663
What?
452
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,143
Gortimer asking Katie
to the dance
453
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,666
was all my fault.
454
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:44,928
Wait.
455
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,756
You got to hear me out.
456
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:48,976
He wanted to ask you.
457
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:51,370
Then I got involved
and messed everything up.
458
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:54,198
You were his first choice.
You've always been.
459
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,462
I mean,
just look at this guy.
460
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,594
Look at that face.
461
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:01,336
Don't punish him
for something I did.
462
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,906
And then he spritzed me
with some perfume
463
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,473
as if I wouldn't
even notice.
464
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,998
Like I smell or something.
465
00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:13,653
I don't smell, do I?
466
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,830
He...spritzed you?
467
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:19,398
Anyway,
that's how I got here.
468
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,878
I guess we both have
Stanley to thank.
469
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,097
♪ ...younger man ♪
470
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,099
♪I hadn't a care ♪
471
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,798
♪Foolin' around... ♪
472
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:31,192
I love this song.
473
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,542
May I have this dance?
474
00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:36,371
I'm not really
feeling up to it.
475
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,503
♪...and stole my heart ♪
476
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:38,765
Please?
477
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:40,419
Can you dance
with someone else?
478
00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:43,944
I-- I want to dance with you.
479
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,162
♪...got what it takes ♪
480
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:46,947
♪So I made you my wife ♪
481
00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,428
Okay.
482
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,473
- ♪ Since then ♪
- One song.
483
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,301
♪ I've never looked back ♪
484
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,260
♪It's almost like
living a dream ♪
485
00:23:56,347 --> 00:24:01,396
♪And ooh, I love you ♪
486
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,833
What should we do?
487
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,618
We can't let him
keep doing this.
488
00:24:05,705 --> 00:24:06,749
Why not?
489
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,143
Like you said, Mel,
it's not real.
490
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:11,493
Like you said,
this is the big dance.
491
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,496
This is the only Normal
Formal he'll ever have.
492
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,542
I say we should let him
have his moment.
493
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,415
Mr. Ross, no!
494
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,635
Oh. No students allowed
backstage, guys.
495
00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:23,897
No. But the fog.
It has--
496
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:24,985
I know. it's kind of
497
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:26,595
a middle school
dance cliché,
498
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,292
but it's kind of what
I like about it.
499
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,990
♪...look back ♪
500
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:32,514
♪ It's almost like
living a dream ♪
501
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,081
Oh.
502
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:35,735
Oh, good gracious.
503
00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,650
[coughing]
504
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,739
[coughing]
505
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:42,829
[coughing]
506
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:46,920
What's wrong with everybody?
507
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,226
Don't tell me
you can't smell that.
508
00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:50,837
- What is it?
- It's literally
509
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,491
the worst thing
I've ever smelled.
510
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,449
So being anosmic
is actually a plus
511
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,798
for the first time ever.
512
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:58,322
Excuse me?
513
00:24:58,409 --> 00:24:59,715
I'm anosmic.
514
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,543
I don't
have a sense of smell.
515
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,197
I lost it
when I was a kid.
516
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:04,285
Come on.
517
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:10,073
♪ Since then, I've
never looked back ♪
518
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,988
So you can't smell
any of that?
519
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,816
No.
520
00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:16,210
Not even the stuff
Stanley sprayed on you?
521
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:17,733
Correct.
522
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,128
Whoa.
523
00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:23,913
So that means...
524
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:26,307
you really do.
525
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:34,750
♪ And ooh ♪
526
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:38,667
♪ I love you ♪
527
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:40,974
♪♪ [disco]
528
00:25:48,198 --> 00:25:50,679
True friends want you to be
happy, no matter what.
529
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,509
They might be willing
to do anything,
530
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,859
even break the rules
or bend the truth,
531
00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,469
to hurry happiness along.
532
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:03,518
But some things
can't be rushed.
533
00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,653
They just have to happen
when the time is right.
534
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,527
And when that time
finally comes,
535
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,181
it's magic.
536
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:18,577
You want to hang out
tomorrow?
537
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:20,970
Definitely.
538
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,327
I can't believe I'm moving
at the end of the summer.
539
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,202
We have three months.
540
00:26:36,507 --> 00:26:37,813
Let's make them count.
541
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:06,537
♪ Since then, I've
never looked back ♪
542
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,802
♪It's almost like
living a dream ♪
543
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:13,414
♪ And ooh ♪
544
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:15,155
♪ I love you ♪
545
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:50,625
♪ Since then, I've
never looked back ♪
546
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,541
♪It's almost like
living a dream ♪
547
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:57,110
♪ Ooh ♪
548
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,677
♪ I got you ♪
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