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Gortimer, narrating:
I've lived my whole life
on Normal Street.
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There's a lake at one end
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and a forest of shady trees
at the other.
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But what lies in between
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is anything but normal.
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Everyone likes
to be number 1.
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It's only natural.
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Ranger's number 1
at a lot of things:
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chess, throwing ninja stars,
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making the perfect
blueberry pie.
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But what happens when
someone else is number 1?
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Waffles. Whose birthday?
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Nobody's. Just making sure
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your dad gets off
to a good start today.
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Looks like somebody
tried to hide
my lucky tie.
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Not very lucky for me
is you found it.
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I'm not taking
any chances today.
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I didn't know
you had a lucky tie.
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Your dad's up for a promotion.
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That's why he's been
working like crazy
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and ignoring his family.
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A promotion? Awesome.
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Is there
a private jet involved?
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Can I be co-pilot?
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Don't jinx it.
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Here. Eat up.
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[sigh] Okay.
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I don't think I can
keep anything down.
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Don't be nervous, Dad.
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The Bowens always
come out on top.
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Tell that to Rob Pressman.
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Who's Rob Pressman?
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Nobody. He doesn't matter.
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No matter how many times
I think I've got a lock,
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Rob Pressman always
comes out on top.
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Nicer office,
better parking spot,
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- longer vacations--
- Honey, stop.
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You don't need
to compare yourself
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to anyone, okay?
We love you,
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and you deserve
this promotion.
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Yeah. You got this, Dad.
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Yeah.
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So what's
the promotion?
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He, uh...
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uh...
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you know, he, uh...
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Mom, what does he do?
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Oh, he's a payroll manager
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for a software company
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that makes payroll software.
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He'll be moving up
to department manager
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with any luck.
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And that's
where Ranger's famous
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double chocolate
Good Luck Cake comes in.
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Why don't we just leave
the cake here and sneak out?
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Dad will never know
how it got here.
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It'll be a...
a random act of cake.
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Rob Pressman.
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Oh. This is sweet.
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Ha. I'll bet that cake
takes the sting
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out of coming in second, huh?
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[chuckle] I'm just kidding.
We're all winners.
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Hey, Rob, I'm with
my family here, so--
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Woman: Rob, come cut the cake!
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No problem.
I got a cake, too.
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Triple chocolate.
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[chuckle]
It's no big deal.
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Triple chocolate?
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Overwhelms the taste buds.
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Amateur move.
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Ed, uh,
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where did you say you were
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with the pension
contribution report?
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This is the first
I'm hearing about it.
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End of the day? Thanks.
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See you tonight, honey.
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- Love you, Dad.
- Love you, too.
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What's that?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just some doodling I did
when I was around your age.
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Can I see it?
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"Ed-Cade."
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Is this for real?
Was there a prototype?
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Did you do any test marketing?
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That was years ago.
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I'm not that guy anymore.
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Ah, come here.
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I present to you
the Ed-stonishing,
Ed-mazing Ed-Cade.
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It has to rewind.
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W-What's an Ed-Cade
again?
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[video stops rewinding]
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The Ed-Cade.
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-Compare!
- [cheering]
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No. This isn't it.
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What is this?
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Wait. Is--
Is that your dad?
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Yeah. It is.
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Mel:
He looks so...
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Cool.
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Hey, come on. They're going to sing "Happy Birthday."
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Not yet. I almost
got the high score.
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You got all the high scores.
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Almost. Almost.
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Yes!
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- ♪♪
- Ha ha!
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Wow. He's totally dominating.
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Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed!
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Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed!
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Ed! Ed!
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Ed. Over there. Yeah.
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Thirsty, Eddie?
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Get out of my face, Rob!
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[video game bleeping down]
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Oops. Sorry, Eddie.
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Your own fault, really.
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Ranger: That's Rob Pressman.
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He's my dad's nemesis.
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I just realized we've never
actually been in here.
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Yeah.
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We always get delivery.
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Yeah.
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[ribbit ribbit]
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Did the dining room
just croak?
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Never a good sign.
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Don't drop it.
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[ribbit ribbit]
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[ribbit ribbit]
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Laser Frog? The game
from my dad's video.
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It's been going
all these years.
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Look. The high scorers.
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Gortimer: ROB.
You don't think that's--
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- Who else?
- I remember that night.
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Are you Mr. Zip?
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Demos Zippopoulos.
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And that--
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[ribbit ribbit]
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That was a night
for the ages.
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Ed Bowen was on top.
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It was his 17th birthday,
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and the whole school
was celebrating.
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We had just installed
a new game: Laser Frog.
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Ed was unstoppable.
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Everyone cheered
and chanted his name--
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all but one: Ed's rival Rob.
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As soon as Ed spent
his last quarter,
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Rob stepped up.
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He was like a man possessed.
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Rob had one quarter,
and he made it count.
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He topped Ed's score
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and kept going
and going and going.
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I think he wanted to make sure
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his high score stuck
for a long time.
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Something changed
in Ed that night.
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Everything that used
to go his way
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started to go Rob's.
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It's funny how
a little thing like that
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can get into your head
and dominate your life...
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forever.
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- So...
- [ribbit ribbit]
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whoever has the highest score
wins at the game and at life?
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Doubtful. Your dad
psyched himself out.
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It happens
to the best of us.
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But this is where all
of his problems started--
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with this machine,
with that high score.
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Anecdotes
do not equal evidence.
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But...
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theories can be tested.
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I don't think
that's a good idea.
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[ribbit ribbit]
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It's just a game.
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- [electronic sputtering]
- [sigh]
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♪♪
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Who's going to best me?
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I'm not touching that thing.
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It's cursed the Bowens
for a generation.
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Thank you.
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♪♪
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I don't feel any different.
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Neither do I.
See, Ranger?
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Hey, your pizza's ready.
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- I knew it.
- What?
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Your pizza has more pepperoni
pieces than Mel's.
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[scoff] Yeah. Two more.
Random chance.
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That's not random.
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Watch. Switch.
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This proves nothing.
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Let's just
unplug the machine
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and--
and clear the scores.
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- [zap]
- Ow!
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It bit me.
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If I could have unplugged it,
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I would have gotten rid
of that machine years ago.
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What about
the circuit breaker?
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[ribbit ribbit]
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We're going to be
ruled by Laser Frog
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for the rest of our lives.
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How many games is it going
to take to convince you, Mel?
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Gortimer
can't win all the time.
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16, 17, and that's
Treasure Chest for the win.
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What's that, eight
different games in a row?
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Nine, but you're only gaining
a slight edge in each game.
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Given enough time
and repetition,
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I should be able
to overcome it--
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if not by strategy,
then by sheer dumb luck.
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Admit it, Mel. The Laser Frog
has us under his--
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paw? Or whatever frogs have.
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They're actually
just called hands.
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Well, I'm ready
for my next win.
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What's next?
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War.
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Uhh.
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Why did I even agree to this?
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Because Rob Pressman
is your boss now,
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so it's time to get
with the program.
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The program. Right.
What's the program?
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You're going to play nice?
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Honey, this is your chance
to figure out
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how you can actually
work with this guy.
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You're right.
I know. You're right.
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[doorbell rings]
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Ranger, could you get that?
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This is such a bad idea.
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Heh. And then Eddie asks
what the tax liability was.
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You remember that.
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- Yeah.
- Ha ha ho!
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[sigh]
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I have not
had a home-cooked meal
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in quite some time.
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Makes me wonder
what I missed.
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Ah, I guess I just don't
have time for a family.
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You know--
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when your dreams
are coming true,
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it is a real rocket ride.
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But you know,
you have got--
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mm-- nothing
to be ashamed of here.
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We're all on our own path.
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Am I right?
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Pass the garlic bread.
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Mm.
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Randy.
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Ranger.
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Ranger. Really?
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Ranger--
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Eddie ever tell you
about the time
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that I annihilated
his high score
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in Laser Frog?
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His name's Ed, not Eddie.
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And my dad is
the Laser Frog champion.
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Uh--
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Uh, not the last time
I checked the scoreboard.
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My dad could beat you any day.
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We challenge you to a rematch.
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- We do?
- We do?
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We do.
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[laughing]
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[gag]
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It is on, Bowens.
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I will see myself out.
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Ranger,
what are you thinking?
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He's my boss.
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Ever since he beat you
at that game,
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he's been acting
like he's better than you,
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and you're believing it.
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But not anymore.
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The Bowens are going
to even the score.
266
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,736
This is a nightmare.
267
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,347
First thing tomorrow,
I'll apologize.
268
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:31,653
You will do no such thing.
269
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:37,137
Destroy Rob Pressman.
270
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,748
But I haven't played
Laser Frog for years.
271
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,706
There's no way
I can beat him.
272
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,361
Don't worry, Dad.
I have a plan.
273
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,233
If you want to set
the new high score,
274
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,887
you can't
think like a player.
275
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,627
You have to think
like Laser Frog.
276
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,198
I look ridiculous.
277
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:56,547
Be the frog, Dad. Own it.
278
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,592
Let's go.
279
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,076
[video game sounds]
280
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:10,257
Ranger: Stretch.
Stretch. Stretch.
281
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,654
Stretch.
282
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,613
Now, come on, Dad.
You got this.
283
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,831
Just a few more, okay?
Here we go.
284
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,247
Why am I not surprised?
285
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:10,621
That's 147 different games
in a row.
286
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,536
You're unstoppable.
287
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,147
We've been at this
for two days.
288
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,975
We've only stopped
to eat and sleep.
289
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,108
This isn't fun anymore.
290
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,370
Maybe not for you,
291
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,372
but I'm having a great time.
292
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,765
You know, there's something
293
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,680
about not feeling
the pressure to win.
294
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,857
It's really freeing.
I can just enjoy the game.
295
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,641
It's meaningless.
296
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,514
Only if you make every game
about winning, Gortimer.
297
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,647
[grunt]
298
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,997
[hands fluttering]
299
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,825
Dad?
300
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,566
♪♪
301
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,875
Oh. Hey. Look who it is.
302
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,095
Come to shake off
some rust, Eddie?
303
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,446
Ah. Go ahead.
I'm all done here.
304
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,230
Even racked up
a new high score.
305
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,537
- Come on. Be my guest.
- [ribbit ribbit]
306
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,712
This one doesn't count.
307
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:01,368
Uh, no. We're just here
for the pizza, Rob.
308
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,196
We're saving ourselves
for Game Day.
309
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,588
Suit yourself.
310
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,159
How are those quarterly
projections coming?
311
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,118
Uh, mm.
312
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:15,643
I'm going to need them
first thing tomorrow morning.
313
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,906
I'd hate to see you fall
even further behind.
314
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,391
He's just trying
to psyche you out, Dad.
315
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,566
Don't fall for it.
316
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,959
Right. We're Team Bowen.
317
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,744
We got this.
318
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,836
[ribbit ribbit]
319
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,883
How long
have you been up?
320
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,711
It's Game Day.
I need you rested.
321
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,279
[sigh] I've got
this stuff piling up.
322
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,976
I've already missed
a deadline.
323
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,456
It won't take long
to beat Rob.
324
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,805
Hey, after the rematch,
325
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,198
maybe we could team up
on the Ed-Cade.
326
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,547
I'm sorry, Ranger,
327
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,245
but I've got to be
a grownup about this.
328
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,769
I can't afford
to get sucked back
329
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:59,643
into this competition
thing, video games.
330
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,036
I don't know
what I was thinking.
331
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,820
We have to call off
the rematch.
332
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:06,346
You're not going to go?
You're not even going to try?
333
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,305
What if I lose to him again?
334
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,568
Things are bad enough
as it is.
335
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,963
What are you talking about?
You can't just give up.
336
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,531
Sometimes you just got
to cut your losses, buddy.
337
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,360
Life doesn't always turn out
the way you expect it.
338
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,102
[sigh]
339
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,757
[sigh]
340
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:32,981
Where's your dad?
341
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,766
He was supposed to start
playing ten minutes ago.
342
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,116
He's not coming.
343
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,337
So, Bowen.
344
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,426
Where's your pop?
345
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,862
All of a sudden,
346
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,821
he had a lot of stuff
to do for his job.
347
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,433
So do we just want to say
that I won this thing,
348
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,174
or do you actually want me
349
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,263
to spend the 25 cents
and prove it?
350
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:58,615
You're getting beat by a Bowen
today one way or another.
351
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,665
Hey. I thought you were
going to be at Mr. Zip's.
352
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,189
Ah, what's the point?
It's just a game.
353
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,323
What's really going on?
354
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:15,676
Nothing. I just got
all this work to do.
355
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,286
And I don't think
I can bear the thought
356
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,854
of being humiliated
in front of Ranger.
357
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,206
You know,
358
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,991
the only way you can be
sure of letting Ranger down
359
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,384
is if you don't play at all.
360
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,779
I think you should
probably get out there
361
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,172
and finish what you started.
362
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,130
Ranger's counting on you.
363
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:47,229
- Oh! Uhh! Look at that.
- ♪♪
364
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,537
Ahh. Number 3 spot,
365
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:54,193
right ahead of Ed Bowen.
366
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,284
Ah. Looks like the only
person that ever beat me--
367
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,850
- was me.
- [ribbit ribbit]
368
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,548
Ranger, you don't
have to do this.
369
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,114
Yeah, it's not even
that much fun if you win.
370
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,812
You want to be
like that guy?
371
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,293
Someone has to defend
the family honor.
372
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,077
You know what?
373
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,819
[laughing]
This is going too far.
374
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,168
I don't have the heart
375
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,865
to tarnish
yet another generation
376
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,171
of your family's bloodline.
377
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,782
Ha! Please,
378
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:22,264
just step aside
before it's too late.
379
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,744
He's right, son.
380
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,752
Step aside.
This one's mine.
381
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,459
[ribbit ribbit]
382
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,396
- [explosion]
-Ohh!
383
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,840
He's doing it. Only
4,000 more points to go.
384
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,146
Go, Mr. Bowen, go.
385
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,629
Come on, Dad. If you win,
386
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,718
you can finally have
the life you've always wanted.
387
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,110
What?
388
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,634
You know,
what you said before.
389
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,679
Things don't always turn out
the way you expected.
390
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,334
This is your chance to have
the life you've always wanted.
391
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,075
[gunfire]
392
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,254
[bleeping down]
393
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,821
- [onlookers murmuring]
- Dad. No. Wait.
394
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:46,217
Ranger, it's okay.
395
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,003
It's going to be okay.
Son, let go.
396
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,265
Let go.
397
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,180
♪♪
398
00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,051
Rob: Forfeit.
399
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:56,402
My high score stands.
400
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,055
I'm still number 1!
401
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:02,233
Dad, why?
You could have won.
402
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,193
I already have the life
I've always wanted.
403
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,109
I have you and Mom.
404
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:12,896
And if that's second place,
then I wouldn't want first.
405
00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:29,478
Hey, Eddie.
406
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,656
I mean...Ed.
407
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,442
Well played.
408
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,881
Nah. Probably
would have lost anyway.
409
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,752
Not what I meant.
410
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,379
I guess Rob and
Mr. Bowen's new scores
411
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,903
knocked us both
off the leader board.
412
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,035
So everything's
back to normal?
413
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:07,908
Very normal.
414
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,695
There are just as many
ways to win a game
415
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:15,350
as there are games to play.
416
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,874
You can get the most points,
417
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,747
be first across
a finish line...
418
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:25,491
capture a king.
419
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,667
Whatever game you play,
420
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,626
just be sure
the reward you go after
421
00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:33,063
is the one you really want.
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