All language subtitles for Batman S01E34 - Batman Makes The Scenes-eng

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Last night we saw
an unwitting victim..

...fall for a fishy trap.

Caught by the finny fiends.

Umbrellas..
The sign of the Penguin.

The Caped Crusader
is on the trail.

A brainwashed butler.

He remembered nothing.

Batman was baffled.

The meeting
of the millionaires.

And their worthy causes.

Could they be part of..

...a Penguin plot?

A clue..

...send the dynamic duo
to a fishing pier.

Alone in a forest of umbrellas.

Beware, Batman!

Too late!

Into the vacuum tank.

Less air.

Less.

Less.

And when the last
balloon bursts..

Wait! The last gasp
is yet to come.

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Hold.. Hold on, Robin.

Hold on.

They're still breathing.

How in the name of purple
wombats do they manage that?

Check the air indicator.

Not enough for a mouse.

Mouse? It's too much.
Let it drop below Butterfly.

Pull it out much faster.
Suck the air out faster.

Ah! That's better.

Now, my little polly

let me know the instant
it drops below Butterfly.

Well, hello,
my leather-lunged adversary.

Let me see you try
to breathe now.

Butterfly!

Butterfly, Batman.
Butterfly.

'Watch the bouncing balloons.'

'Going, going..'

'...gone!'

They're done for!

They're, both of them, done for!

Hip hip hurray! Hip hip hurray!

Oh, fondest dreams..
Oh, secret hopes..

At last, I have defeated
the dynamic duo.

What are we standing here for?
Off we go. Off we go.

But, boss, don't we gotta
get rid of the bodies?

Yeah.

First things first.

First we establish an alibi

and then we destroy
the evidence.

Move move move already.

I must find me
a fine-fitting alibi.

Quick, hurry!

Robin.

Wake up, Robin.

'And once I freed Robin'

'I carried him out'

'of Penguin's vacuum tank'

'to the Batmobile'

'and here we are.'

Well, I can understand
how you got away

but one thing puzzles me.

You say it was a vacuum tank.

If so, what did you breathe?

He breathed air, chief.

But there wasn't no air.

But there was.

The emergency tank of bat-oxygen

right here in my utility belt.

After cutting my bonds
with my bat-knife..

The rest was simple.

Thank the saints
for the utility belt.

Holy oxygen! It's a good thing
one of us thought of that.

Incredible.

- Isn't it, chief?
- Yes, sir.

Only you could be
so resourceful.

Only you could put that
pusillanimous Penguin to flight.

The salt fishing pier,
you say?

I'll have the dragnet
out in ten minutes.

I'll put Penguin
back up the river

before he can bat an eye.

It's no use, Chief O'Hara.

Not even a dragnet
could trap him now.

He got away?

We scoured the entire pier.

By the time
Robin and I were free

the Penguin had fled.

But don't fret about it,
Chief O'Hara

we'll have another chance.

Another chance?
I don't see how.

You're forgetting the Penguin's
plot, commissioner.

The millionaire's award dinner.

Jumpin' codfish,
it's all we have.

Now, he won't
give that up, will he?

Not when there's 12 million
in cash involved.

What shall we do, Batman?

Stop him of course,
commissioner.

But how? We don't even know
where the dinner is.

No, we don't.

But there's one man who does.

The man who arranged the entire
dinner in the first place.

Multimillionaire Bruce Wayne.

Good thinking, Batman.

Of course!
Bruce Wayne.

Contact him immediately.

You should be able
to reach him in his mansion.

Then call me.
I shall arrange a counterplot.

Right.

Bruce!

Mr. Gordon, how are you?

In need of help, Bruce.

Your ward, Dick Grayson,
told me I could find you here.

I'm flattered. How can I help
Gotham City Police Department?

Well, information is what
we need most at the moment.

Uh..

We must know where
the millionaire's award dinner

will take place.

Why is that information
so important, commissioner?

We're expecting
the Penguin to strike again.

The dinner will be held
in the captain's dining saloon

aboard the flagship
of the Wayne Steamship Company.

The S.S. Gotham Neptune.

Thank you, Bruce.

Now, you must excuse me

I have a multitude
of details to work out.

Yes, of course, commissioner.

He's right here, sir.

Yes, commissioner?

You spoke to Bruce Wayne. And?

Good. Call him back
and tell him..

Of course, commissioner,
I'll assist in any way I can

to help you and Batman
trap Penguin.

You want our little group
of multimillionaires to do what?

The rest is quite simple really.

Word has been leaked
via the underworld grapevine

that the millionaire award
dinner will be held..

...here.

'Wayne Manor.'

But it will not be held there.

Instead, it will
actually be held..

...here.

'In the captain's dining saloon'

aboard the flagship
of the Wayne Steamship Line.

The Gotham Neptune.

Holy rudder!

You mean that while that
dinner's being held onboard..

...meanwhile--

Meanwhile, the Penguin
and his criminal cohorts

will close in on the mansion.

Right into the arms
of the waiting place.

Golly, Alfred,
it's a perfect plan, isn't it?

Perfection indeed, Master Robin.

The police to pounce
on the Penguin

'Batman and you at the banquet'

to safeguard the millions.

And speaking of perfection, sir

if you'd excuse me,
I have much to prepare.

The menu for the banquet.

Everything from caviar
to crepes suzette.

Not to mention the giant cake

out of which will pop
the young lady chosen

to represent
the charity this year.

Yes, indeed, sir.

Oh, and, sir..

Yes, Alfred?

Which young lady
has been chosen?

The honor falls to
Ms. Natural Resources.

She is our chosen
charity for the year.

Very good, sir.

Holy jitterbugs!
That twitch again.

Poor fellow.

But he was kidnapped.

Batman, I have
a horrible thought.

Can we trust Alfred?

Implicitly, Robin.

I trust Alfred implicitly.

Mr. Wayne's residence.

Alfred speaking.

Who is that speaking?

Who else but Penguin?

Remember, Alfred?

I remember.

The time and place
of the millionaire's dinner.

Report.

Word has been leaked
via the underworld grapevine

that the millionaire's award
dinner will be held here.

Here? Where?

Wayne Manor.

But..

But what?

Answer, you soporific servitor!

But it will not be held here.

- Actually, it will be held..
- 'Yes?'

...in the captain's
dining saloon..

And?

Onboard the flagship
of the Wayne Steamship Line.

- 'Yes?'
- The Gotham Neptune.

The Gotham Neptune.

And the winning charity?

Ms. Natural Resources.

Good.

You have remembered.

Now, you will forget.

Hello? Hello?

Hmph. No one there.

That's fine.

Now, come on.
Batman is on his way up.

- We gotta be ready.
- Batman?

I thought Bruce Wayne
was gonna escort me.

He's out of town,
Batman is filling in.

Stand still, will you?

All you gotta do is
jump out of that cake

and let him throw money at you.

Hey, what's this?
What are you doing?

Quick, quick,
my little goldfish.

Quick, quick,
you fumbling finks.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Out!

Courage, my little haddock.

Psst. Psst.

Ms. Natural Resources?

Yes. And you're my escort.

I'm so thrilled.

- I trust you like orchids.
- I love them.

They're my favorite.

Do you mind if I put
them on in the elevator?

Well, it's so drafty
standing here.

No, of course not.

How rude of me
not to have noticed.

Oh, by the way, have you ever
popped out of a cake before?

No. But I've been practicing.

Good. Then there should be
no trouble at all.

No trouble.

Two hours later..

...aboard the gaudy
Gotham Neptune..

- Nice dinner, Alfred.
- Thank you, sir.

Mint? Or would you prefer
a chocolate almond?

No, thank you.

Say, Batman,
isn't it about time?

I'm very anxious
to donate my million dollars.

Shall I bring in
the piece de resistance, sir?

Piece de resistance?

French, sir. It refers
to the feature of the evening.

Oh, yes. Of course!

The giant cake.

Yes. Yes, Alfred.

As Mr. Wayne's stand-in

it's my job
to keep things moving.

You may fetch it now.

At once, sir.

You may come out now,
young lady.

Millionaire's row.

Down they go
like diamond-studded ten-pin.

Batman! Master Robin!

Oh, what have I done?

My..

Get the loot,
then back to the pier.

The pier? But, boss, the fuzz
know all about the pier.

Wise up, you finny fools.

They found it empty.

That's the last place
they'd expect me to go.

Victory for the fishy foul.

Can this be?

Unmoving, silent..

...the Caped Crusader
and the Boy Wonder.

Oh, gloom!

Oh, doom!

Boss, you got it!

Let's see it, boss.
The money. The millions.

Feast your eye there.

Makes me mouth water.

How about our cut?

You wanna swallow the whole
thing in a gulp, do you?

Here, my fine finny finks.

Here's a few hundred fish
for the hors d'oeuvres.

Hey, boss, you know
what I'll do with my cut?

I'm going to the South Seas

and open up a school
for pirates.

Do what you like

but with my giant share

I'm going to put it in the safe.

Not for me the simple life

blowing under the
breadfruit tree.

No, my share will be used
for nobler purposes.

To escalate the cause of crime.

- What crime, boss?
- Well, the bigger, the better.

Now that I'm rich,
I can bribe, I can borrow

I can scheme, I can connive.

What's the matter, Finella?
You look forlorn.

Maybe she's cold, boss.
She forgot her fur coat.

That's the problem, huh?

Here, buy another.
Buy a dozen of them.

Now you stop that.
Stop it.

I can't stand the gurgling
of tears.

No, I can't take it.
It's not mine.

Not the coat,
not the money.

Not anything.

Just because I wanted to
win a beauty contest.

Ah, my little gold pigeon,
little tadpole, you did win it.

When you popped out
of that giant popover

and we won this!

No. I cheated.

And you cheated.

And that's for charity,
not for cheats.

Who's gonna save
our natural resources now?

'Good girl'

The dynamic duo!

You have learned your lesson.

Crime never pays.

- Batman!
- But it can't be.

We gassed you at the party.

We prepared ourselves beforehand

with anti-Penguin gas pills.

Beat me back here to boot,
but you'll never get me alive.

No!

Robin!

Hoist in your own evil net.

You'll pay for this.

Not before you do, Penguin.
Behind bars.

Robin, call the police.

Tell them the culprit is theirs.

Alfred!

Oh, may I have some
of that please?

Oh.

Thank you.

Isn't this a lovely party?

Yes, isn't it?

Oh, I do hope all that money
will be safe this time.

You may rest assured, madam.

Now that the Penguin
is in the pen

Mr. Wayne says
that the award dinner

will proceed
in complete safety.

Oh.

No, I don't know any more than
what was in the newspapers.

Just that Batman and Robin
came to the rescue.

And in the nick of time,
if I may say so, Master Dick.

Excuse me, will you?

I shudder when I think
of what might have been.

That was not your fault, Alfred.

Oh, but it was. Allowing myself
to be brainwashed by Penguin.

I gave away the whole plot.

On the contrary, Alfred

without you..

...Batman would have
never succeeded.

Sir, you mean, you knew
that I was brainwashed?

We certainly did.

That's why Batman made sure
you had the information

so that you in turn
could pass it on to Penguin.

We were all prepared, Alfred.

Even pretending to be
unconscious

when Finella popped out
of the cake

and used the gas umbrella.

And speaking of Ms. Finella..

I see that you
got my invitation

but I never thought
that you would make it.

I brought her
down for the party myself.

I'm so happy to be here.

And, oh, thank you,
for the coat.

I don't deserve it.

But we millionaires
decided that you do.

After all, did you
not assist Batman and Robin

in capturing the--

Please, don't mention his name.

When I think that
I almost helped him get away

with all those millions.

Almost, but not quite,
little lady.

That's why we managed
to get permission for you.

That Batman,
such a wonderful person.

Mr. Wayne, do you think that
I'll ever get to see him again?

Who knows, my dear?

Perhaps, someday you may.

Now, may I help you
with your wrap?

- Oh.
- It's alright.

You're amongst friends here.

Take it.

Well, someday when you've paid
your debts to society

you may be released from prison

not only for one day
but forever.

Oh.

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