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-Look up there ?
-What do you see?
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Nature and stuff ?
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-Like a rock ?
-And a tree ?
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Oh, the Great North ?
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Way up here,
you can breathe the air ?
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Catch some fish ?
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Or gaze at a bear ?
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Wow ?
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Oh, the Great North ?
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Here we live, oh, oh ?
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Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ?
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From longest night
to longest day ?
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In the Great North. ?
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[cheering]
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[Wolf] Honeybee, if you stare
at that dividend check any harder,
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we're gonna officially
be a throuple.
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[chuckles] I'm in.
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I still can't believe
I get a bunch of money
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in dividends
from the Oil companies
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every year
just for living in Alaska.
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Yep, It's like Christmas,
only Santa is the oil industry,
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which is, yes,
bleeding our state dry
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of its prehistoric goop.
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And in the process,
soaking our puffins in grease,
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diarrhea-ing our waters
with toxic runoff
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until the Earth herself
sobs for relief.
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-She's a lot of fun, huh?
-Nope, I am not.
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And, you know what, proud of it.
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I refuse to suckle from
the diseased teat of daddy oil.
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So I always rip up
my dividend check.
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And I always collect
those check scraps,
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tape 'em together and deposit
them into a savings account.
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And Judy pretends
not to know about that
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so she can yell at us.
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Well, this year
the only yelling I'll be doing
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is during my one-woman play,
Divi-Dead-End.
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I need to preserve my instrument
to scream "you're complicit"
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at individual audience members.
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Sounds... entertaining?
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It's not supposed to be
entertaining!
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It's supposed to stop people
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from taking
oil company bribe money.
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Okay, so, what are
the people who aren't
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ripping up their checks
doing with their money?
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Well, I do feel a little guilty
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about taking money
from the fossil fuel industry,
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so I always like
to throw it away
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on something truly frivolous.
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The bigger and dumber it is,
the less guilty I feel.
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Last year's industrial churro
maker was hella dumb and big.
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Indeed, but the cinnamon-
and sugar-coated burns
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all over my body were
ultimately not worth it.
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-I want in on Team Big and Dumb.
-I'm in, too.
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I just saw Transformers.
We should buy a Bumblebee.
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Well, Judy has a point about
the dividend feeling bribe-y,
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but we're not
throwing our cash away.
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Wolf and I are actually
using our dividend
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to invest in Alaska.
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We're starting
a business together.
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We're gonna open a gym
in the guest house.
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And you know me and Crispin
are obsessed with
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that gritty restaurant drama
Yes Chef.
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So we decided to spend
our dividend checks
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on expensive kitchen knives
and chef's clothes
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and open a smoothie stand
for the gym.
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[snorting]
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That's the sound of you suckling
that diseased oil teat.
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Ugh! Judy!
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Don't take the crude
if you don't want the rude.
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I'll continue to chastise you
like that tonight at my play.
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I expect you'll all be there
in the audience
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to support me screaming at you?
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Oh, I wish we could be,
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but the gym opens in two days,
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so we got to... uh, do that.
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Yup, yeah, and Crispin's gonna
teach me some, uh...
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restaurant stuff, so...
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I don't have a flimsy excuse,
Judy.
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I just don't want to go.
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Well, I'll be there, Jude.
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And I look forward to
enduring your art.
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[Judy groans]
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Look at everyone flaunting
their dividend purchases.
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It makes me sick.
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You're guilty!
Come to my premiere.
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Uh, Judy, Kima and I,
we friend-joyed your rehearsal,
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but the show was
kind of a... downer.
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Seriously,
if we weren't your friends
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and also your stage crew,
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I don't know
if we would have stayed.
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Uh-huh, hold on. You're
disgusting! Come to my show.
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Yup, this is one of
Anne Hathaway's actual tiaras
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from The Princess Diaries.
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I also got
her partially-eaten onion bagel
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from The Devil Wears Prada.
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I'm a real Anne-Fan.
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So many splurges to choose from.
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Our purchase needs to be
the perfect combination
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of flashy, dangerous and stupid.
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Imagine one of the number boxes
from Deal or No Deal
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but with a rhinestone axe
inside.
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Something like that.
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Do you want a 12-foot mummy
with big jugs?
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-I'm not saying no.
-Hmm.
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It's stupid, but is it
a complete waste of money?
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-Not to me.
-I think we'll keep looking.
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Don't take any offers
on the hot doll
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without calling us first.
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[Judy]
Ask me about Alaska's
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fattest cats in baskets.
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Meryl Streep is keeping sheep.
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[breathes deeply] She's ready.
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People of Alask- Uh...
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[whispering] Mr. Golovkin.
We need to hold a few minutes
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for the audience
to take their seats.
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This is your audience, Judy.
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And as your faculty chaperone,
may I remind you
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that you only have this theater
for 45 more minutes,
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so I would advise you
to start your screaming.
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[clears throat]
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I am the yearly
Alaska dividend check!
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Shame on you! And you!
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And... you again?
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Oh, what's the point?
No one's here.
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I think you're doing great,
Jude.
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Aw, forget it.
Show's over! The end!
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[grunts]
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[crying]
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Your daughter is very talented.
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-[groaning]
-[knocking]
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Hey, hon.
I'm here to pick up Henry.
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Okay.
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[weakly] Henry...
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Uh, everything okay, Judy?
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If you must know, no one came
to my very important play
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about the evils of Big Oil
last night.
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I thought
I could open people's eyes
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by shoving my art into them.
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Like how Anthony Hopkins
got everyone
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to compost
their Halloween pumpkins
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by doing that monologue
in Central Park.
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-But no one showed.
-Hmm.
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I've kind of got
the opposite problem myself.
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Our Triple-C-minor-league
hockey team,
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the Lone Moose Puck Chuckers,
is going under.
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But not because
we don't have fans.
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We can get a crowd,
but our sponsor dropped out.
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Of an airplane.
With no parachute.
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A crowd, huh?
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And, uh,
your league has the usual,
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uh, breaks between periods,
right?
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With some kind of entertainment?
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-Yup.
-Interesting.
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You know, um, I have some bucks.
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-You do?
-Yeah.
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My dad saves my dividend check
every year,
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and I was planning
to never touch it,
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but actually
this maybe makes sense.
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What kind of money would I need
to sponsor the audience?
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I mean, the team.
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Well, our yearly budget is
about 13 grand.
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And to be honest,
half of that's for beer.
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We use a low-grade buzz
instead of pads.
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You know what, Mrs. Tuntley?
I'll do it.
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-Do what?
-Sponsor the team.
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You need bucks and I need butts.
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The Puck Chucks are back in biz.
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All right. Then I'll see you
at our game tomorrow night.
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It's at 8:00,
but we start drinking at 4:15.
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Henry!
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So, you're really
the hockey team sponsor now?
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Yep. Check cleared this morning,
and I sent everyone
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a very fun e-card
welcoming myself to the team.
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I enjoyed the one you sent me
that said,
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"Damn, Daniel, back at it again
with a Happy Father's Day."
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I didn't understand it, but
that's what made it exciting.
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All right, I got to get
in there and size up the crowd.
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Next week,
Divi-dead-end takes center ice.
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-[Judy] What the puck?
-Judy, you made it!
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I got put in the sin bin
for nut tapping the ref again,
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but I'll be back on the ice
in a jiff.
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Uh... question.
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Where are the dozens
of loyal fans?
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Oh, I never said
they were loyal.
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We absolutely suck this year,
so they all stopped coming.
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What the hell, Dorothy?
I need the fans back.
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I'm trying to save the Earth
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with a one-woman show here.
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Well, maybe if we made
the playoffs
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the fans would come back,
but we're in such a hockey-hole
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stats-wise that I think
there's a better chance
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that the ref
will go for an eye exam!
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That's two more in
the bucket, for you, Dot.
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-I'll put two more in
your mom's bucket! -Hey!
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-[belches]
-Woof. Are you drunk?
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Of course I'm drunk,
I'm playing hockey.
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-Aren't you drunk?
-I'm 16.
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16 beers in?
Wow, shoot, I gotta catch up.
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-Go grab me three.
-Ugh.
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Well, I can see why
you guys can't win.
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No one's passing,
no one's defending.
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You need to play
a 200-foot game.
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You guys are barely playing
a five-foot game.
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Oh, you know hockeyI thought
you were more of a curl girl.
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Oh, I'm not allowed
anywhere near curling anymore.
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It's the finest game
in the world,
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but it makes me a full psycho.
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[grunting]
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WhatYou guys are fighting
with each other?
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Dot, you're in.
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Wow. Where's your coach?
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-Prison.
-Oof.
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Ugh. Looks like if I want
an audience for my show,
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I'm gonna have to coach
these freaks myself.
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I wonder how many hockey teams
Greta Thunberg coaches.
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Probably a bunch.
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[Wolf] Well,
our dividend money
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is ready to pump some iron.
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And our gym name
absolutely rules.
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And I can't wait
to start each day
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getting a couples' green drink
at the smoothie stand
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and then ending it by wringing
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the sweat out of
each other's headbands.
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Ooh, and whenever
we have a break,
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let's spend it
walking hand in hand
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on the side-by-side treadmills.
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Oh, I've been thinking
on what our vibe should be.
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And here's what I've got: gains.
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Gains. Love it.
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Getting gains, offering gains,
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just gains all day.
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We are really using
our dividends
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to give back to the people,
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and what
we're giving them is gains.
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This place really has it all:
two treadmills, little towels
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rolled up in
a sweaty bowl of ice...
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And our rad motivational poster
that says
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"It's Jacked O'clock Somewhere."
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Not to mention
a full-on smoothie bar.
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Hey, you guys ready to blend up
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some sick smoothies
in the old outhouse
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-or what?
-Yes, Chef.
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That's just one of
the fun restaurant things
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-we learned to say from TV.
-All right, time to blast
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some C+C Music Factory
and get ready for
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that after-work rush.
247
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Hi. I saw your ad
in the Lone Moose Wind.
248
00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:49,242
I've been wanting
to get some gains.
249
00:08:49,244 --> 00:08:50,743
Is this that kind of a gym?
250
00:08:50,837 --> 00:08:53,596
Boy, is it. You're about
to get rock-hard, brother.
251
00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:54,856
Oh, hell yeah.
252
00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:57,100
This is it. This is the one.
253
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We use this to sneak
right past the Russki navy,
254
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next thing you know,
we're sittin' on Putin's lap
255
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snipping his nuts off.
256
00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:04,866
I love it, but let's not buy
257
00:09:04,867 --> 00:09:06,852
the first rotted-out
Soviet submarine
258
00:09:06,853 --> 00:09:08,094
that catches our eye.
259
00:09:08,095 --> 00:09:09,855
Let's go over to
the boat yard in Whippleton,
260
00:09:09,856 --> 00:09:12,207
Naval-tons,
and do some comparison shopping.
261
00:09:12,358 --> 00:09:15,451
Great call. Maybe they got
a midsized aircraft carrier.
262
00:09:15,604 --> 00:09:17,770
Willk�mmen. Bienvenue.
263
00:09:17,789 --> 00:09:19,196
Welcome. ?
264
00:09:19,197 --> 00:09:20,624
Why are we having
hockey practice here?
265
00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,366
-And why aren't we drunk?
-Oh!
266
00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:24,053
I'll be the one
asking the questions.
267
00:09:24,054 --> 00:09:25,613
My theater exercises work
on the stage,
268
00:09:25,614 --> 00:09:26,934
and they'll work on the ice.
269
00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:30,207
Now, do you remember
what it feels like to win?
270
00:09:30,285 --> 00:09:32,118
I do. It was a summer day.
271
00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:33,187
And she smiled at me-
272
00:09:33,212 --> 00:09:35,138
Ugh, no,
not like that, Santiago!
273
00:09:35,214 --> 00:09:36,472
I mean win at hockey.
274
00:09:36,566 --> 00:09:37,624
Oh. No.
275
00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,384
Look, I decided
to sponsor this team
276
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because I was told
you have fans,
277
00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:43,964
and I want to force those fans
to watch my one-woman show
278
00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:45,149
about Big Oil dividends.
279
00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:46,817
But in order to get
the fans back,
280
00:09:46,818 --> 00:09:48,318
you guys have to start winning.
281
00:09:48,319 --> 00:09:49,820
So I'm taking over as coach,
282
00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:51,563
and I'm making
some big changes around here.
283
00:09:51,564 --> 00:09:53,474
-First of all, no more drinking.
-[beer cracks open]
284
00:09:53,475 --> 00:09:56,251
-Mrs. Tuntley!
-It's Miller Lite. Grow up.
285
00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:58,978
-What's in the other one?
-Bourbon.
286
00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:00,664
Put it down,
and get up here on stage.
287
00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:04,217
It's time to start acting
like a hockey team.
288
00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:09,490
Okay, now, if you're gonna
start working as a team,
289
00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:11,266
I need you to learn
a little saying
290
00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:13,177
we have in my improv group,
Nutty Nutty Boing Boing,
291
00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:15,344
and that saying is, "Yes and."
292
00:10:15,497 --> 00:10:18,923
-Well, that's dumb.
-Yes... and you're wrong.
293
00:10:18,924 --> 00:10:20,517
Today we're not
gonna pass a puck around.
294
00:10:20,518 --> 00:10:22,018
We're gonna pass words around.
295
00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:24,261
And tell a story
one word at a time.
296
00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:25,613
I'll start. I...
297
00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,782
-Hate...
-This.
298
00:10:27,934 --> 00:10:28,984
Judy... is dumb!
299
00:10:29,101 --> 00:10:30,176
-One word.
-Fine.
300
00:10:30,269 --> 00:10:32,528
-Judy...
-Is... -Very...
301
00:10:32,622 --> 00:10:34,681
-Very...
Dumb! SeeTeamwork.
302
00:10:34,774 --> 00:10:37,533
We told a story. Now let's
work on our animal spines.
303
00:10:37,686 --> 00:10:40,444
Everybody close your eyes,
and imagine an animal.
304
00:10:40,464 --> 00:10:43,781
-I can only see my Nonna's face.
-Try harder!
305
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:48,118
-Wait. I'm Miss Piggy.
-Yes! Yes, you are!
306
00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,138
Chef, I asked you to prep.
307
00:10:50,215 --> 00:10:51,973
-You call this prep?
-Sorry, Chef.
308
00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:53,550
-I'm terrible.
-That's right.
309
00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,643
Your banana work is a joke.
310
00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:56,961
Again. Again!
311
00:10:56,962 --> 00:10:58,872
You're pushing me
to my breaking point.
312
00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:00,149
I'm hardest on the ones
I believe in the most.
313
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,967
-Again!
-I'll take an Apple Proteini.
314
00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:06,321
-Chef, fire one Apple Proteini.
-One Apple Proteini all day!
315
00:11:06,322 --> 00:11:08,065
-Yes, Chef!
-Yes, Chef! -Yes, Chef!
316
00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:10,474
-Not you.
-Sorry, Chef.
317
00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:12,678
Oh, there you are.
I wanted to let you know,
318
00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:14,555
a few people asked if they could
come work out at night,
319
00:11:14,556 --> 00:11:16,481
so even though
we are already pretty busy,
320
00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,333
-now we're open 24/7.
-Amazing.
321
00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:20,836
We'll just sleep in shifts
so that our customers
322
00:11:20,837 --> 00:11:22,505
can get rock hard
around the clock.
323
00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:24,413
Ooh, the treadmills are empty.
324
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:26,233
Should we do
that hand in hand walk-
325
00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:27,584
Ah! Give him a towel!
Give him a towel! Oh...
326
00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:29,660
I did a pretty comprehensive
327
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:31,754
body shave,
so your drain is clogged.
328
00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,182
Oh, and, uh, so is the toilet.
It wasn't me.
329
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,909
Back to the house I go
for a plunger.
330
00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:38,520
Couples treadmill raincheck.
331
00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:41,690
Come on, don't look so down,
Jude. Maybe we'll get a tie.
332
00:11:41,691 --> 00:11:45,527
Ties are for Little League and
Diane Keaton's formal attire.
333
00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:47,862
Hey! Hey! Listen up,
mother-chuckers!
334
00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:49,680
-It's story time!
-What!?
335
00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:52,492
Tell. Me. A. Story.
336
00:11:54,704 --> 00:11:56,704
We...
337
00:11:56,856 --> 00:11:58,856
-Are...
-Scoring...
338
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,858
-A...
-[Judy] Goal!
339
00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:02,769
[Santiago]
Oh, yes.
340
00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:05,213
And scene.
341
00:12:05,214 --> 00:12:08,217
-[cheering]
-Okay, okay, calm down, everybody.
342
00:12:08,218 --> 00:12:10,035
We've still got a lot of work
ahead of us
343
00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:13,871
to make the playoffs
so I can have my play on.
344
00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:17,541
Ah! Damn it. Ted Lasso makes it
look so easy. Four wins.
345
00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:20,045
That's how many it'll take
to get into the playoffs.
346
00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,096
-[gasps] Oh.
-No.
347
00:12:21,213 --> 00:12:22,843
If we want to win,
we can't let up.
348
00:12:22,882 --> 00:12:26,234
Out of those uniforms
and into these berets.
349
00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:28,462
We're heading to
the theater for extra practice.
350
00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:30,054
-Tonight, we mime.
-Sports... ?
351
00:12:30,073 --> 00:12:32,740
Let's get trapped
in a box called victory.
352
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:34,017
Sports ?
353
00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:35,301
Sports on a stage ?
354
00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:36,728
Sports, sports,
sports, sports ?
355
00:12:36,729 --> 00:12:38,246
Then you look at a snake ?
356
00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:39,640
-[yelling]
-Sports, sports ?
357
00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:40,973
Look at the scoreboard ?
358
00:12:41,142 --> 00:12:42,750
Look at the hockey ?
359
00:12:42,977 --> 00:12:45,328
-Hockey ?
-Tape stuff to a wall ?
360
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,922
-That's sports, too ?
-[buzzer blares]
361
00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:48,497
Walking around ?
362
00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:49,999
Put a bottle right there ?
363
00:12:50,093 --> 00:12:52,001
Sleep in your bed ?
364
00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:53,353
Everything is sports ?
365
00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:54,503
Animal spines!
366
00:12:54,656 --> 00:12:55,706
[howling]
367
00:12:55,824 --> 00:12:57,956
More sports, more sports ?
368
00:12:57,957 --> 00:13:00,010
-[buzzer blares]
-Those lights are sports ?
369
00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:01,091
Counting is sports ?
370
00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:03,087
Behind, behind, corner, behind!
371
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:04,422
Four blueberries all day.
372
00:13:04,423 --> 00:13:05,941
-Eighty-six the acai.
-Yes, Chef!
373
00:13:05,942 --> 00:13:07,351
-Behind, corner, behind!
-Yes, Chef!
374
00:13:07,352 --> 00:13:09,426
Sports, sports,
sports, sports ?
375
00:13:09,427 --> 00:13:11,280
-Sports, sports ?
-[buzzer blares]
376
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,931
Everything is
freakin' sports! ?
377
00:13:13,932 --> 00:13:15,692
[Judy]
All right, 30 seconds left.
378
00:13:15,693 --> 00:13:17,435
We need just
one more goal to get a win
379
00:13:17,436 --> 00:13:19,696
and give me the chance
to share Divi-dead-ends with
380
00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:21,987
-with the world
I'm going to save. -But, Jude,
381
00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:23,366
we haven't scored
382
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,776
since they put
that guy in as goalie.
383
00:13:24,777 --> 00:13:26,186
[Old Jody Jr.]
They call him No Hole,
384
00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:27,463
'cause you can't get a puck
past him.
385
00:13:27,464 --> 00:13:29,280
Also, rumor is
he doesn't have a b-hole.
386
00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:31,133
He's held in all his poop
his whole life.
387
00:13:31,134 --> 00:13:34,204
Okay, now I really wanna talk
about that, but we gotta focus!
388
00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,363
Here's the plan. You three,
tell No Hole a story.
389
00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:38,848
Golovkin, do that character
you did during
390
00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:40,291
our improv exercises yesterday.
391
00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:42,535
But it's not ready.
It'll never work.
392
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,937
Yes, and it will.
393
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,801
-You...
-Have...
394
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:52,561
-Never...
-Pooped!
395
00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:56,974
Oh, no, I'm an old man who
accidentally got on the ice.
396
00:13:57,068 --> 00:14:00,736
Aah!
397
00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:02,221
[buzzer blares]
398
00:14:02,314 --> 00:14:04,415
[cheering]
399
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:06,242
[Judy] Yes!
400
00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:09,003
-We're completely out of
protein powder, Chef.
401
00:14:09,155 --> 00:14:10,913
Chef, I-I have an idea.
402
00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:12,656
Huh. I used to have ideas.
403
00:14:12,657 --> 00:14:14,751
Before the kitchen
squeezed them all out of me.
404
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:18,404
What if we used this shredded
cheese and bacon as the protein?
405
00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:20,072
My God. Do you mean...?
406
00:14:20,091 --> 00:14:22,742
Yes. Savory smoothies.
407
00:14:22,835 --> 00:14:25,335
-Never mind, it's dumb.
-It's perfect.
408
00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:28,206
We might finally get
ourselves that Michelin Star.
409
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:30,526
Oh, definitely. Let's go kiss
near the croissants,
410
00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:33,102
which are a metaphor
for the layers of our love.
411
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:34,270
Yes, Chef.
412
00:14:34,271 --> 00:14:36,198
-Behind, behind, corner.
-Corner, corner.
413
00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:38,016
I've got my 30-second
break right now.
414
00:14:38,017 --> 00:14:39,443
Wanna go grab
a smoothie together?
415
00:14:39,444 --> 00:14:42,704
Oh, I'd love to, but can
we do it tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.?
416
00:14:42,705 --> 00:14:44,189
Running a successful business
417
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,708
sure takes
a lot out of you, huh?
418
00:14:45,709 --> 00:14:49,435
But it was a great way
to invest our dividends and...
419
00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:52,362
-I love it.
-Oh, yeah, me, too.
420
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,789
Hello! Uh, excuse me.
421
00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:55,532
Is this Rock Hard Gym?
422
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,110
I'm here for
a health inspection.
423
00:14:57,111 --> 00:14:59,036
Oh! Oh! No, no!
424
00:14:59,055 --> 00:15:00,315
We aren't being shut down
425
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:02,631
because of an anonymous tip,
are we?!
426
00:15:02,726 --> 00:15:03,950
Oh, I would be so angry
427
00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:05,561
and also surprised
if that happened.
428
00:15:05,562 --> 00:15:08,304
I did in fact receive
two separate anonymous tips,
429
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:10,381
and while I would usually
do a full inspection,
430
00:15:10,382 --> 00:15:12,476
based on the fact that
this gym is in no way licensed
431
00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:15,903
and features a restaurant
in a bathroom,
432
00:15:15,904 --> 00:15:17,722
I'm gonna go ahead
and shut 'er down.
433
00:15:17,723 --> 00:15:20,057
-Oh, no.
-Darn.
434
00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:21,426
Everyone get the hell out!
435
00:15:21,427 --> 00:15:23,477
Farewell, I'll always
remember you all
436
00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:25,072
-as Rock Hard.
-[door closes]
437
00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:26,989
Honeybee, I have a confession.
438
00:15:27,141 --> 00:15:28,916
I called in the anonymous tip.
439
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,753
Uh, yeah, hon,
I called in one, too.
440
00:15:30,754 --> 00:15:32,755
-I thought that was
pretty obvious. -You did?!
441
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:34,566
Yeah, I mean,
it's nice to know that
442
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,316
we're great at business,
but that was exhausting.
443
00:15:36,317 --> 00:15:39,093
A classic tale of
too many gains too soon.
444
00:15:39,094 --> 00:15:41,505
And we never even took
that treadmill stroll together.
445
00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:43,473
Well, are you free now?
446
00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:48,103
-Hey, guys,
you got a blow dryer-[yelps]
447
00:15:48,104 --> 00:15:50,587
My downstairs hairs
are damp as hell.
448
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:51,731
Under the sink!
449
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:53,776
[Judy]
All right, Puck Chuckers,
450
00:15:53,777 --> 00:15:55,097
I'd like to make a dramatic
451
00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,503
and rousing speech,
but I'm finally
452
00:15:56,504 --> 00:15:58,096
doing my important play
about dividends tonight,
453
00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,597
so I'm going to conserve
my energy.
454
00:15:59,598 --> 00:16:02,950
But I will say this: it's been
an honor to be your coach.
455
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:04,867
So you're...
not our coach anymore?
456
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:07,514
I mean, I guess I am, but
remember, I just did all of this
457
00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:09,199
because I wanted
an audience for my play.
458
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,941
But we just started not sucking.
459
00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:13,686
And I know you can
keep not sucking without me.
460
00:16:13,779 --> 00:16:15,112
So, go puck 'em up.
461
00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,464
Okay. You, too, Judy.
462
00:16:16,615 --> 00:16:19,967
Sigourney Weaver's
bountiful beaver. ?
463
00:16:20,119 --> 00:16:24,288
And now, some entertainment
brought to you by the sponsor
464
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:26,699
of the Puck Chuckers,
Jeffrey Tobin.
465
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,200
Judy Tubin!
466
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,869
No, wait, no, no.
Sorry, that's-
467
00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,370
Never mind, here I go.
468
00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:33,513
I am the yearly
Alaskan dividend check!
469
00:16:33,632 --> 00:16:36,725
The one you take with
your greedy little meat hooks.
470
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,394
You. And you!
471
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,155
I'm gonna use my
meat hooks to get a beer.
472
00:16:40,156 --> 00:16:42,824
What's that sound?
The Earth dying.
473
00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:44,921
Good, then
I don't gotta watch this!
474
00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:48,162
I've come to shame you. Shame!
475
00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:49,997
Ah! My eyes!
476
00:16:50,149 --> 00:16:51,407
-Oh! Ow.
-[laughter]
477
00:16:51,559 --> 00:16:54,168
-Hey, no, that's-
-Bring back sports!
478
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,170
[all chanting]
Bring back sports!
479
00:16:56,397 --> 00:16:59,248
Bring back sports!
Bring back sports!
480
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:01,068
[announcer]
All right, you heard 'em.
481
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:03,553
Let's give it up
for Jeffrey Tambor!
482
00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:09,334
-[groaning]
-[knock on door]
483
00:17:09,335 --> 00:17:10,576
Oh, hey.
484
00:17:10,687 --> 00:17:14,747
Judy, we wanted to let
you know we won the game, hon.
485
00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:16,274
Neat.
486
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:18,934
We play again tonight and, uh...
487
00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:21,270
well, we'd love to have
our coach there.
488
00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,106
[sighs]
Unfortunately, I have plans.
489
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:25,183
You see, I have to lay on this
couch for the rest of my life
490
00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:27,018
while Big Oil destroys
Mother Earth
491
00:17:27,019 --> 00:17:28,036
and all that lives upon it.
492
00:17:28,037 --> 00:17:29,278
Judy, come on.
493
00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:31,522
That's not the annoying idealist
we know and love.
494
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:34,266
Divi-dead-end
has some good ideas in it.
495
00:17:34,267 --> 00:17:36,453
And I should know,
I chaperoned rehearsal after
496
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:39,288
-endless rehearsal.
-Okay, that's not exactly helping.
497
00:17:39,289 --> 00:17:41,625
Well, you were honest with us
about our hockey playing,
498
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:43,886
so I'm being honest with you
about your performing.
499
00:17:43,887 --> 00:17:45,295
You have something to say, Judy.
500
00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:47,297
Something that people need
to hear about Alaska
501
00:17:47,298 --> 00:17:48,873
and about the money
we just take,
502
00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:51,634
but the way you're saying it,
frankly, sucks.
503
00:17:51,786 --> 00:17:53,928
Yeah.
You gotta fix your delivery.
504
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:55,442
You can't start with shame.
505
00:17:55,456 --> 00:17:57,326
You gotta start
with entertainment.
506
00:17:57,383 --> 00:18:00,126
Life is hard,
and the dividends are a treat.
507
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:02,261
If you want to talk
people out of taking 'em,
508
00:18:02,262 --> 00:18:04,222
your show has gotta
have some treats in it, too.
509
00:18:04,223 --> 00:18:06,482
All your show needs is
some zazz.
510
00:18:06,558 --> 00:18:07,878
And since you used theater
511
00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:09,135
to help us with hockey,
512
00:18:09,136 --> 00:18:10,895
we were thinking
maybe we can use hockey
513
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:12,156
to help you with your show.
514
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,232
I mean, there's a reason
people like to watch sports.
515
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:17,143
They're big and dumb,
but they are fun.
516
00:18:17,144 --> 00:18:19,404
So we were thinking
we help you with the zazz,
517
00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:20,785
and then we perform with you
518
00:18:20,786 --> 00:18:23,408
during the second intermission
at tonight's playoff game.
519
00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:25,092
HuhSafety in numbers.
520
00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:27,836
They can't shoot
tee-shirt cannons at all of us.
521
00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:29,079
They only have one.
522
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:31,657
So, what do you say, Judy?
523
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:32,916
I say yes! And...
524
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,101
I also say thank you.
525
00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:36,178
Now, let's move this furniture
526
00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:38,181
so we can expand
our performance perimeter.
527
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:40,182
There she is.
So here's the plan.
528
00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:41,668
First, ditch the turtleneck
529
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:44,761
and the dumb check mask
for a fun mascot costume.
530
00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:46,172
People love that.
531
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:48,765
Who here likes
the Puck Chuckers?
532
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:50,117
[cheering]
533
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,528
And who likes the Lumberjacks?
534
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:53,846
[booing]
535
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:55,848
Who here likes Alaska?
536
00:18:55,866 --> 00:18:56,940
[cheering]
537
00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:59,276
Did you know
Big Oil is ruining it?
538
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,777
Well, it is.
539
00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:02,355
All right, now I'm gonna
fall over and make you laugh
540
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:05,299
while you think about that.
Oh, whoa.
541
00:19:05,468 --> 00:19:06,859
[laughter, cheering]
542
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:09,804
Sports fans love a gal
in a short, sparkly dress.
543
00:19:09,955 --> 00:19:12,198
Lucky for you,
I was in Smurfs on Ice
544
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,124
for eight months in my twenties.
545
00:19:14,143 --> 00:19:15,792
[cheering]
546
00:19:15,812 --> 00:19:18,204
And there's one thing
during a hockey game
547
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,797
that you know
is gonna bring down the house.
548
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:23,985
-Take that, Greedy Oil Pig!
-[grunts]
549
00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:26,136
That really hurt, Judy!
Great job.
550
00:19:26,155 --> 00:19:27,971
Here, put some ice on it.
551
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,366
-[grunting]
-[spectators cheering]
552
00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:32,527
[Judy yells]
553
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:35,738
And finally,
you give 'em free stuff.
554
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,072
Shirt me!
555
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,834
-Oh!
-[spectators laugh]
556
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:42,461
-[cheering, whooping]
-Yes!
557
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,899
Well, Jude, turns out
everyone was pretty happy
558
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:48,083
to endure your art.
559
00:19:48,236 --> 00:19:49,752
Yeah. One woman even said
560
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,588
my show convinced her
to donate her dividend check
561
00:19:51,589 --> 00:19:54,016
to a good cause this year
instead of spending it all
562
00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:55,758
on cameos from Mark Cuban.
563
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:56,910
You convinced us, too.
564
00:19:56,911 --> 00:19:58,169
Yeah, we're totes donating
565
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:00,262
-our dividend check next year.
-Wow.
566
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:01,554
I mean, I wanted my show
567
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,525
to take down Big Oil entirely
and save Alaska,
568
00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:06,360
but changing three people's
minds is pretty neat, too.
569
00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:09,346
That's the spirit.
And hey, the Puck Chuckers won.
570
00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:11,608
Well, technically, the other
team got so sloshed
571
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:14,261
during our show, several of
them fell asleep on the ice,
572
00:20:14,262 --> 00:20:15,704
-but a win is a win.
-[horn honks]
573
00:20:15,705 --> 00:20:18,188
[Beef]
Ah, I believe our ride is here.
574
00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:19,449
So you guys really bought that?
575
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,024
You bet your ass we did.
576
00:20:21,118 --> 00:20:23,452
Now let's ride it home.
577
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:25,546
?
578
00:20:27,032 --> 00:20:28,883
Corner, corner, yes, behind ?
579
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,718
Hands, hands, yes, behind ?
580
00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:32,702
Yes, Chef, yes, Chef ?
581
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:34,555
Corner, corner, yes, behind ?
582
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:36,724
Now let's stahj
this family style ?
583
00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,634
Yes, Chef, yes, Chef ?
584
00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:42,471
Heard, Chef, heard, Chef,
hands all day ?
585
00:20:42,565 --> 00:20:43,898
Fire the apps ?
586
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,308
Now let's brigade ?
587
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,127
Corner, corner, yes, behind ?
588
00:20:48,128 --> 00:20:49,738
Let's all lose
our freaking minds ?
589
00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:52,073
Yes, Chef,
yes, Chef ?
590
00:20:52,149 --> 00:20:54,133
Yes, Chef, yes, Chef. ?
591
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:58,733
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