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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,696 This is me. 2 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,096 Nice gaff. Posho. 3 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,696 Oh, no. My parents bought it in the '80s, 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,776 It was like a different time. We're not rich. 5 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,056 It's a joke. Oh. 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,240 I had a great time tonight. Me, too. 7 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,816 Can we do this again? 8 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,240 Maybe. Mm-hm. 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,096 SHE CLEARS THROAT 10 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,896 CAR DOOR SHUTS 11 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,160 MUSIC: 'Jackpot' by Sorcha Richardson. 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,576 ♪ Red light, break it If you want it 13 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,296 ♪ I'm a good time I'll take you to the summit... ♪ 14 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,816 I should probably... Yeah. 15 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,976 Yeah. SHE CLEARS THROAT. 16 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,616 ♪ I promise that you'll love it 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:04,576 ♪ It's a thin line But everybody does it 18 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,856 ♪ And that first night I saw you in the city 19 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:14,880 ♪ By the church yard Knew that this would kill me... ♪ 20 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,136 Definitely do this again. Definitely. 21 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,720 SHE MOANS, THEY BREATHE HEAVILY 22 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:26,136 ♪ If it's a long game Then I know how to play it 23 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,696 ♪ That's my first name... ♪ 24 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,336 Do you want to come inside? 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,376 Oh, it's fine. Everyone's having sex in there. 26 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,840 HE CHUCKLES, MUSIC CUTS 27 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,136 Shiv... HE PANTS 28 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,576 I'm opening tomorrow. 29 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,640 Don't be so fucking boring. 30 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,936 I just... It's fine. 31 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,200 Shiv, just... stop, will you? 32 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,456 Sorry. I just think we should probably... you know. 33 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,696 Oh, yeah. No, course. Course. 34 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,920 HE BREATHES HEAVILY 35 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,376 Great night, though. 36 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,856 Totally. THEY CHUCKLE. 37 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,640 HE CLEARS THROAT 38 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,656 How long were you seeing Shane before you... 39 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,496 What? Rode him. 40 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,176 It's what you meant. 41 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,456 Was it a couple of dates or... Minutes? 42 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,136 CUP THUDS 43 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,776 And, like... were you sure he wanted to? 44 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,696 Jesus, Shiv, I'm not rapey. 45 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,840 Yeah, no, I know. I just meant... 46 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,576 Is there an appropriate amount of time 47 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,176 you're supposed to wait before you...? 48 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,960 If you're with the right person, it doesn't matter. 49 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,336 I slept with Shane on our first date. 50 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,416 Yup! 51 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,736 Look at us now. 52 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,976 He climbs out your bedroom window every time he stays over. 53 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,896 He's not good with family, OK? 54 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,240 Shit! Fuck-off Finbar's up! 55 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,760 SHE GROANS Is he actually living here now? 56 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,440 Where was he living before? 57 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,520 Morning! ALL: Morning. 58 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,656 Oh, doing a clear-out? 59 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,416 Date night, and I've nothing to wear. 60 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,976 Really? 61 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:13,056 SHE SIGHS Well, nothing 62 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,736 sexy, you know. 63 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,136 Oh. 64 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,256 Cos you have to make the effort. 65 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,600 What, to keep them interested? 66 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,216 How do you even know when they are? 67 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:28,320 Oh, I think you know. I'm exhausted! 68 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,696 SHE EXHALES LOUDLY 69 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,696 Well, I could come shopping. Help you look for something? 70 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,016 Not that I know anything about men. 71 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:44,016 No, it's all right, love. I'll find something. 72 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,680 Oh, Jesus, is that the time? 73 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,000 I'm gonna be late. 74 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,440 Morning. Morning. 75 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,400 That hedge could do with a trim. 76 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,376 I'll call the guy who did it last time. 77 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,856 Ah, no, no, no, no. I'll do it. 78 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,616 There's no point in spending good money. 79 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,600 Right. 80 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,376 Is there any news of Pam's trial? Have they set a date yet? 81 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,696 I can't talk now, Tom. I have a meeting. 82 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,360 Right. 83 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,416 SHE SIGHS It's what you're paid for, Bibi! 84 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,696 I'm sorry. I forgot. 85 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,656 What's going on? 86 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,616 We've no-one to teach the geriatrics. 87 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,296 The...? The over-60s evening class. 88 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,496 Shelley's on maternity. Again (!) Bibi forgot to get cover. 89 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,016 Well, she's always popping out babies. 90 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,336 How am I meant to keep up? 91 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,776 SHE TUTS AND SIGHS Shit! 92 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,376 It's life drawing class. 93 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,536 This is the only reason they even sign up! 94 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,976 I could cover. 95 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,136 You? 96 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,096 I have a degree in fine art. 97 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,416 Really? It was on my CV. 98 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,136 I can show you my portfolio, if you... 99 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,856 No. God, no-one wants to see that. 100 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,416 Are you free the next three Tuesday nights? 101 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,040 Yeah, yeah. 102 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,656 Fine. You can do it. 103 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,896 Really? 104 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,696 Oh, my God. Thanks, Dearbhla. 105 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,256 But remember, they don't like pronouns, 106 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,656 they will expect biscuits, 107 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,696 and thank fuck the model's already booked because it's the only... 108 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:44,120 This is the only bit of tit they have seen since 1996. 109 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,376 Hiya there. 110 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,840 HE GRUNTS 111 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,640 OK, all the best! 112 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,480 TYRES SCREECH, THUMP 113 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,600 Oh... 114 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,896 Is it a bit young? 115 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,536 It's fabulous! Look at those pins! 116 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,160 DOOR OPENS Ant. 117 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,456 Tell me the truth. Am I mutton dressed as lamb? 118 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,096 You're mutton dressed as something. 119 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,736 Don't mind Oedipus here. You look fab! 120 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,536 Finbar'll be jizzing in his little Y's. 121 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,376 Sorry, you are? 122 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,176 Oh, this is Billy. My sponsor. Slash stylist. 123 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,536 Queer eye to get Ma the ride, wha'? 124 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,496 OK... CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY 125 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,416 Are we going for lunch? Cos I only have the hour. 126 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,200 Oh... Billy's gonna join. 127 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,016 Cool. 128 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:45,056 Have we met before? You look kind of familiar. 129 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,336 Listen, honey, full disclosure. 130 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,856 When I was on the lash, I rode half of Dublin in full blackout. 131 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,416 Could've given you a suck, wouldn't have a fuck. 132 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,336 Gone are them days, wha'? HE CHUCKLES. 133 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,840 Aw. Isn't he brilliant? 134 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:08,696 Here you go, cappuccino for the man. Thanks. 135 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,616 Thank you. How you feeling? 136 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,976 Er, good, yeah. Feel fine. Yeah. And how's the... the back? 137 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,336 I always had a bit of a twinge, you know. 138 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,296 Nothing to do with the... 139 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:24,336 It's only a little bump, you know. No big deal. I'm fine. 140 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,576 Looking forward to going back out there. 141 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,936 Listen, Tom. You've been here a while, right? 142 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,456 A good while, yeah. 143 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,840 I'll work till I'm dead. 144 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,976 But obviously, like, with this, er... accident... 145 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,056 It was a bump. 146 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,176 But we have to be careful cos... insurance. 147 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,656 All that jazz. 148 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:52,136 Davy said you'd a crash on the motorway, few years back. 149 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,960 What? No! 150 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,256 Oh... erm, my daughter was... 151 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,016 It-it... It was nothing. 152 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,096 Look, Tom. 153 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,496 You're old school. 154 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,536 And we respect that! We do. 155 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,856 Customers love you, you've got great relationships... 156 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,656 But, erm, this is a business. 157 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,576 We've got targets now, and you're... Slow. 158 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,776 Slower. And maybe not safe on the roads. 159 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,416 Nobody wants to retire. Well, except me. 160 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,696 At 40, when I'm a millionaire. You beat me to it! 161 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,720 HE CHUCKLES Yeah. 162 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,440 Obviously, we'll need the van back. 163 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,736 It was so weird, Karen. The way he just... 164 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:56,056 He made me feel like I'd... I'd crossed a line or something. 165 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,576 Maybe you did. What? 166 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,496 No. No. He was definitely about to come in, and then... 167 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,616 Your inner addict wanted instant gratification. 168 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,456 You have told him you're a drunk, right? 169 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,160 Well... I mean... 170 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,576 No. Not yet. 171 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,496 I thought we agreed! THUD. 172 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:21,576 Radical honesty if you're gonna start dating. 173 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,336 It hasn't come up! He barely drinks himself. 174 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,816 Well, that's a bit fuckin' weird. 175 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,616 Well, he's always working late or, you know, opening early. 176 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,576 Which is a bit weird for... 177 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,136 Oh, my God, do you think he's married? 178 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,976 No. 179 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,536 Then he's just totally repulsed by me, 180 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,136 and now, he's texting me to finish it, 181 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,616 and I'm gonna be rejected, and I knew this was gonna happen. 182 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,336 I knew! I shouldn't have... 183 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,216 You're doing that thing again. 'What thing?' 184 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,480 'Letting another man unhinge ya. 185 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,616 'Are you there? Shiv?' 186 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,656 Jesus Christ. 187 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,480 'What? Is it a man?' I have to go. 188 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,760 LOUD THUDS Shiv? 189 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,096 Oi, Shiv, wait up! 190 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,200 Hey, what are you doing? Hi, Jack. 191 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,696 Do you know how long I've been trying to get hold of you? 192 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,136 I've been texting, calling... I changed my number. 193 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,056 Oh. I just thought you were back in London. 194 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,616 No. I didn't go back to... 195 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,440 I have to go. What?! 196 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,080 We've nothing to say to each other, Jack. 197 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,440 Wait. 198 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,480 You didn't change your number cos of me? 199 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,256 I, er, I... BABY STARTS CRYING. 200 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,096 You should deal with that. 201 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,936 Hey! Hey... 202 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:51,576 Hey, it's OK. Hey, hey. It's OK. Look, whoa... Shiv?! 203 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,120 SHE EXHALES SHARPLY 204 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,280 Oh, fuck! 205 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,016 It's like she's had a full frontal lobotomy. 206 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,896 You mean a frontal-lobe lobotomy? Like, you can't get five minutes 207 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,896 with her anymore without Fuck-off Finbar 208 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,736 or Billy blowing smoke up her arse. 209 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,736 Like, who even is Billy? She seems happy. 210 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,616 MOBILE VIBRATES 211 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,176 It's all her fault. 212 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,840 Hi, Shiv, you've broken Mum. 213 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,496 What? Would I... Would I have to be totally naked? 214 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,216 How much? 215 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,816 HE SNORTS See ya later. 216 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,456 Nah, anyway, can't, meeting Max's pals, 217 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,256 who only ever talk about law. 218 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,656 Sorry. Er, her model cancelled. 219 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,896 Maxie! Hi! 220 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,896 MAX GASPS 221 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,080 Heard you're on the O'Brien case. Can't wait to hear. 222 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,600 Yeah. 223 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,536 Right, I'm off. 224 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,816 All set? 225 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,056 Erm, Bibi... Thanks for doing this, Shiv, 226 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,616 cos if I fuck up one more time, Dearbhla's gonna fire me, 227 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,336 and I'm saving for a kitten. 228 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,096 No worries. 229 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,416 And think, if this goes well, maybe they'll give you more teaching 230 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,000 and you won't have to be a shitty receptionist forever. 231 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,536 Jesus, no. 232 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,040 Whoo-hoo, we're here! 233 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,016 Aunty Ag? Uncle Joe? 234 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,736 What are you... What are you doing here? 235 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,576 We've been coming to this class for two years. 236 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,536 You're not the only artist in this family, you know. 237 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,016 Where's Shelley? 238 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,096 I'm teaching tonight. 239 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,616 You? With your history? 240 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,656 What history? 241 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,696 We're supposed to be doing a life-drawing class tonight. 242 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,656 We've been looking forward to this all term. 243 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,256 It'd be a terrible shame if you were to disappoint us now, 244 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,576 the way you've disappointed your family your whole life. 245 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,816 Wouldn't it? 246 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,056 Well, it's a good thing I won't be disappointing you 247 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:15,960 because we are doing life-drawing tonight. 248 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,520 Where's the model? 249 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:25,536 DIALLING TONE 250 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,760 'Hiya, it's Karen. Leave a message.' 251 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,000 Shiv. 252 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,000 I need a massive favour. 253 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,960 So, what happened to the van? 254 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:07,480 Well... Oh, the engine, er, cut out when I was doing deliveries. 255 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,216 Had to get it towed. 256 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,976 But they'll get you a replacement? Yeah. Yeah. 257 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,096 Might have to wait a few weeks. 258 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,576 Jesus, you'll go crazy. 259 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,336 Yeah, I know. Ask Mum to borrow the car. 260 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,096 What? Ah, no. Why? 261 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,576 She doesn't need it, except for driving to fucking meetings. 262 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,840 No, I... I don't want to bother her. 263 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,680 Is that Rory? 264 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:41,296 Oh, yeah. Well, at least he's getting out of the house. 265 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,616 Who's that with him? 266 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:47,280 Probably just a running buddy from the track. 267 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,920 Right. 268 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,376 CAR HORN 269 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,056 Er, it's green, love. 270 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,376 CAR BEEPS It's green! 271 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,400 CAR BEEPS AGAIN Oh, right. Yeah. 272 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,976 OK. So, welcome to the class. 273 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,376 I'm Shiv, I'll be teaching. 274 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,016 This is Alex. He'll be... modelling. 275 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,576 If I'd known it was gonna be a bloke, 276 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,016 I would have watched the football. 277 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,536 ALEX CHUCKLES 278 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,960 If you just wanna... ALEX CLEARS THROAT. 279 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,056 Oh. Ooh. 280 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:50,080 S... So, er, for this class, we won't get into too much detail. 281 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,760 We're simply looking at shape... 282 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,096 Very nice. 283 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,856 And er, proportion. 284 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,576 Generous, I'd say. Very. 285 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,416 He's not a piece of meat, OK? Let's just show some respect! 286 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,616 Alex is a... friend of mine, and a person, 287 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,536 who has very kindly agreed to model for us, 288 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,496 so let's all just be mindful of making him feel comfortable, 289 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,416 and safe and not pressurised. 290 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,336 Let's just all respect his boundaries. 291 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,816 So, he's not a professional model? No. Not full time. No. 292 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,136 What do you do the rest of the time? I work in the restaurant sector. 293 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,656 Yes, he manages The Pony Cafe around the corner. 294 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,136 Owns. Owns? I own The Pony Cafe. 295 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,256 Oh! I didn't... I didn't know. 296 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,496 And the Longwood in Portobello. 297 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,376 Oh, I didn't realise you... I heard that's very good. 298 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,736 And The Lobster Pot in Stoneybatter. The Lobster Pot?! 299 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,376 Didn't that get a Michelin star? Yeah. 300 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,896 You own three restaurants. AUNTY AG: Very enterprising. 301 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,776 How well do you know this fella? 302 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,496 I had a lovely red snapper at the Longwood only a few weeks ago. 303 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,376 OK! OK, let's just get back to the... 304 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,936 Point here is to capture the important things. 305 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,736 Light and shade, cock position, perspective... 306 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,040 THEY CHUCKLE 307 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,696 Co... composition. 308 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,016 Just do your best, everyone, OK? 309 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,416 And I'll be here if anyone needs any help. 310 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,200 MAN: Think you're the one who needs it. 311 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,216 Well done, Shiv. 312 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,816 That's a well-stocked man you've found there. 313 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,880 Thanks, Uncle Joe. 314 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,776 I'm so sorry. 315 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,736 No, look, it's nice to have an appreciative audience. 316 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,576 And, let's face it, 317 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,256 you've been trying to take my clothes off since day one. 318 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:44,776 Er, speaking of trying to get your clothes off... 319 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,056 HE CHUCKLES 320 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:51,336 did I do something last night to make you feel... 321 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,896 I just thought we were having a good time and... 322 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,200 We were having a good time. 323 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,656 Did you just not want to? 324 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,176 HE SIGHS 325 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,760 Can I make you dinner? 326 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,176 So, Ant, how's work? Good, yeah. 327 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,616 Really, really good. We're impressed you even have a job. 328 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,136 THEY CHUCKLE 329 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,096 Hm? He doesn't mean you. 330 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,256 It's just that Max's other boyfriends were... 331 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,336 What? 332 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,176 He loves a fixer-upper, put it that way. 333 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,816 A fixer-upper? He has this thing for broken birds. 334 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,856 You know, guys with no direction, or ambition or... 335 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,536 Cash. And Maxie's such a catch... 336 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,696 Mm. It's why it always goes tits up, you know? 337 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,840 They're never at his level. 338 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,736 Except for you! 339 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,736 God, yeah, you're like a total step up. 340 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,536 Right? Mm. Yep. 341 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,696 What's wrong with you? THEY LAUGH. 342 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,336 MAX: Look who I met at the bar. 343 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,696 This is Mikail, he works at my gym. 344 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:57,120 Annie, Ryan, my boyfriend, Ant. MIKAIL: Nice to meet you. 345 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,296 I can't believe you own three restaurants... 346 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,056 HE CHUCKLES 347 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,256 What, did you think I was just some sexy barista? 348 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,256 Kind of, yeah. 349 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,120 HE CLEARS THROAT 350 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,760 Why didn't you tell me? 351 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,280 I kind of felt you were holding something back. 352 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,736 And I couldn't figure it out, so... 353 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,096 I guess I started holding back, too. 354 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,440 I dunno. 355 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,416 I'm sober. Like... Like, now? 356 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,840 As in, I-I used to drink. A lot. 357 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,176 I have a problem. 358 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,456 And I go to meetings and I have a sponsor, 359 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,000 and not drinking is basically the most important thing in my life. 360 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,296 Oh, and I've made some really fucked-up choices in relationships. 361 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,776 And even though I'm not drinking anymore, 362 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,256 I... I still feel that addicty part of me, you know, 363 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,656 just moving too fast or wanting instant gratification, 364 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,616 or being totally, totally inappropriate... 365 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,016 Shiv... which, if I was, by the way, the other night, 366 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,096 I'm... I'm really sorry. Look, I've... I've... 367 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,096 You know, I haven't dated anyone in, like, a really long time, 368 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,336 and no-one as nice as you. 369 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,776 And I just think it's... Shiv. 370 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,896 Very important that we're honest with each other. 371 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,776 So, if you're, like... If you've gone off me, 372 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,176 or if you're not really into this anymore, or if, like, 373 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,736 what I'm saying is, like, way too fuckin'... Shiv. 374 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,456 Mm-hm. I appreciate you telling me. 375 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,256 Oh. 376 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,176 And, look, I've my own baggage too, OK? 377 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,160 I mean, my family... 378 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,920 Nightmare. 379 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,896 Well, you've met my Aunty Ag, so... Yeah. 380 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,560 Think she liked me. Yeah. 381 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,976 My old lad's been in and out of jail a couple of times. 382 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,320 And, erm... 383 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:33,896 I've had some trust stuff in the past. 384 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,760 People that were close to me, letting me down. Mm. 385 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,320 I like you. 386 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,400 I like you, too. 387 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,536 And instead of just jumping into bed 388 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,376 and ripping each other's clothes off, which... 389 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,576 I do wanna do, by the way... 390 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,176 HE CHUCKLES 391 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,056 I thought maybe we'd just get to know each other first, 392 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,080 and build something proper. 393 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,776 So long as that's something that you're interested in. 394 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,136 Oh, yeah. I'd be definitely... be... Yeah, I... Yeah. 395 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,896 Yeah? Yeah. 396 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,480 ♪ Well, it was so easy Just to fall in love 397 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,440 ♪ But it's a whole different story Just to stay in love 398 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,656 ♪ Oh, was he tall And was he handsome 399 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,160 ♪ Was he a breath of fresh air... ♪ 400 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,696 Blowjob? 401 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,296 ♪ Charming and enticing She could take you 402 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,816 ♪ Out of here 403 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,640 ♪ Cos you're young And you're full of joy in your steps 404 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,080 ♪ And no-one's gonna tell you What's coming next... ♪ 405 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,960 HE SIGHS 406 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,776 ♪ Well, it was so easy... ♪ 407 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:16,216 Well, look at you! ♪ Just to fall in love 408 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,240 ♪ But it's a whole different story Just to stay in love 409 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:27,920 ♪ So come home, stay here Tell me what to do 410 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:35,616 ♪ Oh, go home and stay there Would you tell me what to do? 411 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,056 ♪ Oh, come home and stay here 412 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,256 ♪ Tell me what to do 413 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,056 ♪ Oh, go home and stay there 414 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,080 ♪ Tell me what I should do... ♪ 415 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,096 ALEX CHUCKLES 416 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,960 What about health and safety? Fuck it. 417 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,136 Still taking it slow? 418 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,280 Absolutely. 419 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,936 ♪ That it feels like that 420 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:13,896 ♪ Oh, if it's so easy 421 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,056 ♪ I'll throw it back to you 422 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,296 ♪ And if it's so easy, yeah 423 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,456 ♪ I still don't know what to do 424 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,800 ♪ Oh, it's so damn difficult To ask how you are 425 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,696 ♪ It was so damn difficult To know who you were 426 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,056 ♪ Are you fickle, are you bitter? 427 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,480 ♪ Look for something knew 428 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:48,576 ♪ Are you tired, are you sickened That you could not see it through? ♪ 429 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,960 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 430 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:54,560 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31403

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