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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:07,007 Oh, nice. We finally got a chef. 2 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:09,259 I didn't know what you liked, so we have OJ with pulp, 3 00:00:09,398 --> 00:00:12,572 without pulp, and just to be safe, some pulp. 4 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,849 How considerate is Tyler? 5 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,852 He got here first thing this morning to make us breakfast 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:22,356 and adorably overthink our juice choices. 7 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,816 It was also considerate last night 8 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,527 when he made us dinner in the same clothes 9 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,820 as the night before. 10 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,614 And now he's wearing slipper socks. 11 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,991 He's living here, Becky. 12 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,370 Look, we left the door wide open, 13 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,956 and all we did was study, I swear. 14 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:42,501 Oh, way to buckle under pressure, Sully. 15 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:43,794 Listen, Becky... 16 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,045 No, you listen. 17 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,506 I'm a grown woman, and I pay rent. 18 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,841 Even a poor, middle-aged college student 19 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,426 is entitled to some happiness. 20 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,971 You are so controlling and bitter. 21 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,597 I'm fine with it. 22 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:57,933 Nothing in our history could have 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,727 prepared me for that response. 24 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,274 Wow, man in uniform cooking for us? 25 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,483 All right. 26 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,194 Ooh, some pulp, hey. 27 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,114 I usually have to mix my own. 28 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:17,869 Don't faint, but Darlene is okay with Tyler staying over. 29 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:18,996 Hey, I've done it. 30 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:20,998 We took in David when he was a stray. 31 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,624 But if you want to carry on the Conner tradition, 32 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,042 you've got to have a couple of kids with them 33 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,961 and live in abject poverty. 34 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,671 Okay, I'll quit my job and start 35 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,007 working on that poverty thing. 36 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,050 Then I'm just with a guy wearing slipper socks 37 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,051 and making eggs. 38 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,345 I am not going back to my 30s. 39 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:42,853 Hey, are you ready for an early 50th birthday present? 40 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:46,064 Oh. Not really. 41 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,192 New vitamins for 50-plus. 42 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,653 They are gummies but not so sticky 43 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,447 they'll pull your bridge out. 44 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:58,243 You really shouldn't have, and I mean it. 45 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,688 Hey, are you okay with your birthday? 46 00:02:00,797 --> 00:02:01,872 Because I've been trying to talk to you 47 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,211 about it the last two weeks, 48 00:02:03,321 --> 00:02:04,958 and you've been shutting me down. 49 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,168 I'm not shutting you down. 50 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,419 You just keep bringing it up, and I just 51 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,171 keep not talking about it. 52 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,048 But we talk about everything. 53 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,258 Why can't you talk about this? 54 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,926 Honestly, I don't know. 55 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,637 I don't feel like it? 56 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,390 Well, the fact that you don't want to talk about it 57 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,934 lets me know that you should be talking about it. 58 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,395 Can we please just let it go? 59 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,065 Okay, look, if you don't want to talk to me, 60 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,608 how about you talk to one of your guy friends? 61 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:33,403 [scoffs] My guy friends are your dad. 62 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,113 Hey, Tyler's around your age. 63 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,156 Why don't you talk to him? 64 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,117 [scoffs] He's our cook. 65 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,535 Stop resisting. 66 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,830 Go talk to our manservant about your senior struggles. 67 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:48,251 Oh my God, that sounds awful. 68 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,421 Do I have to? 69 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,216 Yes. And take your old man vitamins so you don't forget what 70 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,884 you're talking to him about. 71 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,681 6x06 - Hanging in Dorms with Boys and The Secret Life of Men 72 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,059 [bluesy rock music] 73 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:08,355 ? ? 74 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,909 The Conners is recorded in front 75 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,328 of a live studio audience. 76 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:44,182 So, uh, when you have to wear that getup, 77 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,935 you feel like it's always Halloween? 78 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:53,275 I suppose it could be a costume if it wasn't my job. 79 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:03,326 So this is the first time we've been alone. 80 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:05,871 Yeah. 81 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,581 Yep. 82 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:12,294 Yeah, it is. 83 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:14,838 So what's going on? 84 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:22,095 Well, my wife thinks I need a male friend. 85 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,138 That's funny. 86 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,932 My mom says the same thing about me. 87 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,143 It's silly, right? 88 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,103 Yeah. We're grown men. 89 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,442 So how do we do it? 90 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,278 What? Be friends? 91 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,571 Yeah. 92 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,532 I could help you move some furniture or something. 93 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,913 When I see guys on TV, sometimes they're bowling. 94 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,208 I'm not a great bowler. 95 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:54,503 I've seen guys on TV at a bar drinking beers. 96 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,255 We could do that. 97 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,259 But just us? 98 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,844 No. No. 99 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,846 No, I would call Dan and Neville, you know, 100 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,725 just in case we can't keep up this rapid-fire back and forth 101 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,310 we've been crushing. 102 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,355 Well, okay, it's a date. 103 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,356 It's a guy date. 104 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,398 Eh. 105 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,608 A man hang. 106 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,776 Oh, let's stop naming it. 107 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,028 Got it. 108 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,113 Uh, after you. 109 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,240 Oh, no, that's okay. 110 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,449 I'll give you a minute, you know, 111 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:28,425 so it's not like this in the other room too. 112 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,622 ? ? 113 00:05:31,137 --> 00:05:32,513 Can you believe how hard it is getting 114 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:33,708 the machine at Mom's house? 115 00:05:33,825 --> 00:05:35,877 And now Tyler's going to be there, so it's going to be worse. 116 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,963 It could drive a guy to drink. 117 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,214 Drive a guy to drink. 118 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,394 Phrases from the '40s. What do I win? 119 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,761 I was just trying to find a smooth segue 120 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:48,098 into asking you to buy alcohol for me and my friends? 121 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,307 You don't have a fake ID? 122 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,560 I bought one, but it's not going to work. 123 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,812 It says I'm Dr. Lester Wong. 124 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,815 Didn't you look at it first? 125 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,234 No, they charge you an extra 100 bucks to look, 126 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,821 and I'm not making Dr. Lester Wong kind of money. 127 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,282 Okay, here's the deal. 128 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,325 I'll bring a bunch of booze down to your dorm room, 129 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,660 and when your friends are drunk, 130 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,175 you convince them to let me give them tattoos while 131 00:06:11,261 --> 00:06:13,415 - I still work at the parlor. - Fine. 132 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,166 But they're all computer science nerds, 133 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,835 so get ready to write, "I'm saving 134 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,921 myself for Princess Leia" on a lot of skinny, pale arms. 135 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,133 ? ? 136 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,927 [indistinct chatter] 137 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,263 What is going on with this place tonight? 138 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,264 It's like a zoo in here. 139 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,599 I don't know. 140 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,850 I haven't been in here forever, because I've 141 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,435 been so busy at the clinic. 142 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,021 You offer 5 bucks off on spaying and neutering, 143 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:39,566 and you are up to your elbows in tubes and testicles. 144 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,110 Sorry. 145 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,029 Hey, did you find out why it's so crowded tonight? 146 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,865 I found out why it's so crowded tonight. 147 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,825 It's Help Our Yelp night. 148 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,703 You give the bar a five-star review, you get a free beer. 149 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,955 The bartender called me an asswipe. 150 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,709 I wrote, "The staff is attentive and professional." 151 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,962 Well, here's to Ben for getting us all together. 152 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,548 Oh, well, hey, actually, you guys should thank Darlene, 153 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,216 because she thinks I need to talk 154 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:09,929 to you guys about something, but I can't hear a damn thing. 155 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,224 Talk... talk to us about what? 156 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,684 It's kind of personal. 157 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,188 Oh, just say it. We're not going to tell anybody. 158 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,774 Calamari's delicious! 159 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,027 All right, this is ridiculous. 160 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,404 I have my own little place where I hang out. 161 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,157 I guess we could go there, but it has to stay a secret. 162 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,742 Tell me where it is. 163 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,453 All my wives said I'm great at keeping secrets. 164 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,417 You never told us you had a secret spot, you dirty dog. 165 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,377 Where is it? 166 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,671 You'll see. 167 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,589 No, but seriously, you got to promise not 168 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,174 to tell any of our partners. 169 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,593 Oh, yeah. And hey, that goes double for you, Tyler. 170 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:49,803 Why me? 171 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,388 Because you're in a new relationship, 172 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,932 so that makes you the weak link. 173 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,934 You think you're in "Love Actually," 174 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:59,479 but you're only one argument away from "The Shining." 175 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,360 All right, losers, I got the magic stuff that'll make you 176 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,904 feel better about yourselves. 177 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,489 Thank you so much. 178 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,075 I'll see you this weekend back at the house? 179 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,284 Cool. 180 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,787 Wait, what are we supposed to mix the margaritas in? 181 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:19,541 Aren't you all, like, future scientists of America? 182 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,875 Actually, we're not scientists... 183 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,294 Stop, I'm so bored. 184 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,963 You just mix it in your mouth. 185 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,756 It's called an upside-down margarita. 186 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,258 How do we do that? 187 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:31,261 Do we have to take our Invisaligns out? 188 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,887 Just lay down on the bed. 189 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,140 I'm sorry. 190 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,850 I promise, after you do this, you can go. 191 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,309 It's okay. 192 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,061 I've never been in a college dorm before. 193 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,064 It'll be fun observing you and all your friends wasted 194 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,441 in your natural habitat. 195 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:51,865 All right, now get up, shake your head, and swallow. 196 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,162 That felt amazing. 197 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,913 I'm so drunk. 198 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,790 All right. Everybody line up. 199 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,710 Actually, I think we can take over from here. 200 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,044 Come on. 201 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,047 Let your hot sister stay, Dr. Wong. 202 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,009 I would, but she has a restaurant to run. 203 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,927 Those patty melts don't melt themselves. 204 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,846 Relax, dude. It's fine. 205 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:18,266 All right, now, everybody, tilt your head back. 206 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,976 It's time to water the nerd crops. 207 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:26,608 Okay, never have I ever, um, 208 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,611 denied that I was related to this family. 209 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,071 Hmm. 210 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,283 Becky, this isn't fair. 211 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,493 You're not even getting drunk. 212 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,535 No. 213 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:41,539 I'm just burning a sober hole in my esophagus. 214 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,957 Okay. 215 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,836 Never have I ever worn Louise's shoes to make 216 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,755 fun of the way she dances. 217 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,384 I thought I was alone. 218 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,554 [laughs] Why did we have to wait 219 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,348 for the guys to have guys' night before we 220 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,183 started having girls' night? 221 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,519 I don't know, but the last two weeks have been so great. 222 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,687 Ben's been coming home way more relaxed, 223 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,022 which is so good for him. 224 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,482 And then I get to throw it in his face 225 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,359 that I was right, which is so good for me. 226 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,695 Okay. So when we're done with this, why don't we surprise the guys 227 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,073 - and go down to the Lobo? - Mm. 228 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,325 Hey, what about girls' night? 229 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,745 Never have I ever enjoyed a girls' night. 230 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,372 This is odd. 231 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,917 I just got a text from Ben saying that they're bowling. 232 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,836 But aren't they supposed to be at the Lobo? 233 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,921 Becky, didn't Tyler send you a picture earlier? 234 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,298 Yeah, he did. 235 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,301 Doesn't look like the Lobo. 236 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,886 Well, maybe it's the bathroom? 237 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,388 Well, maybe they took the picture 238 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,474 like that because they're trying to hide where they are. 239 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,642 Oh. 240 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,770 Well, it just got interesting, because Ben turned off 241 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,564 his location sharing. 242 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,482 Neville did too. 243 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,859 So did Tyler. 244 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,904 So men hiding their location from their partners? 245 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,073 They're at a strip club. 246 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,702 Tyler is not a strip club guy. 247 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,745 He lives with his mom. 248 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,205 He's always on the road. 249 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,500 Oh my God, he is a strip club guy. 250 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,045 You guys do what you want, but I am going to confront Ben. 251 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,799 All I require in a relationship is a little honesty. 252 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,260 I mean, if I can't trust Ben to keep his location 253 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,596 sharing on so that I can track him like an animal, 254 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,597 what do we have? 255 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,474 [bluesy harmonica music] 256 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,769 [bluesy guitar music] 257 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,815 You know, you've been here like ten nights in a row. 258 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,859 Don't you have anything else to do? 259 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,569 Yes, I do. 260 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,947 I just have to take this call, and then I'll go. 261 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,407 Hello? 262 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,327 Mark Healy? Yes, he's right here. 263 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,747 It's for you. It's someone named Se�or Weed. 264 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,166 He says breathe in and let the dork out. 265 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,793 Hello? 266 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,379 Oh, oh, lo siento, se�or. 267 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,548 Oh, I see. 268 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,884 You're looking for someone who's pathetic and sad, 269 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,844 because she doesn't have her own life? 270 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,679 Oh, do you want to take this now or call him back 271 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,598 from literally anywhere else? 272 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,391 What's your problem? 273 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,060 I'm just having fun hanging out with your friends 274 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,896 Derek and what's his face. 275 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:13,066 Hey, we have nicknames for each other now. 276 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,319 I'm going to call you mine. 277 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,779 You do that and the police are going 278 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,948 to be calling you missing. 279 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,243 You really need to go. 280 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,745 I don't want to hurt your feelings, 281 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,163 but these are my friends. 282 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,957 And they respect me too much to say that they 283 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,041 don't want you around. 284 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,251 Hey, Mark, sorry, buddy. 285 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,670 The toilet's clogged. 286 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,755 We need you to turn into super janitor man. 287 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,883 Harris, you can play for Mark until he gets back. 288 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,636 I don't think your friends want me to leave. 289 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,012 It doesn't matter. 290 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,138 I do. 291 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,848 This is my dorm room. 292 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,642 You don't even go here. 293 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,185 You don't belong here. 294 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,423 Thanks for making me feel so welcome. 295 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,154 Great. 296 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,781 You made your sister leave. 297 00:13:01,921 --> 00:13:03,893 I was this close. 298 00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,146 Oh, don't worry. 299 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,870 You're clearly on her radar, what's his face. 300 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,459 [bluesy harmonica music] 301 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:18,172 ? ? 302 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,884 Thanks so much for sharing this place with us, man. 303 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:26,639 You know, once you get used to the intense smell, 304 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,475 it is incredibly relaxing. 305 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,352 The power of animals. 306 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,814 That's why I "work late" two nights a week. 307 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,399 How come you never told Jackie? 308 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,859 Because then she'd want to come, 309 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,819 and we'd be sitting here. 310 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,988 And it'd be quiet and relaxed. 311 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,199 And then she'd want to know what I was thinking. 312 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,493 Oh, God. 313 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:48,745 Yeah. 314 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:52,665 She'd want to talk about life and feelings, 315 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,501 and are my night terrors about her? 316 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,878 Hmm. 317 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,088 Hey, Dan, any more texts from Louise? 318 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,339 No. 319 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,341 That picture with all our faces smashed together 320 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,093 did the trick. 321 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,846 Who was wearing the sandalwood? 322 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,181 That was kind of nice. 323 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,560 It was me. 324 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,978 You know, I was going to tell you guys 325 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,647 about what was bugging me the first time we came here. 326 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,150 But these last two weeks have been so great, 327 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,902 I haven't really felt the need to. 328 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,571 No one's been asking me, what's wrong? 329 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,365 What's bothering me? 330 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,699 [sighs] 331 00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:31,913 But truth is, I have been feeling a little anxious 332 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,749 about turning 50, right? 333 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,627 But Darlene just won't let it go. 334 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,170 Yeah, 50's a tough one. 335 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,880 - Right? - Yeah. 336 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,965 But I wasn't ready to talk about it. 337 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,842 And you know who's just fine with that? 338 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,679 This young fella right here. 339 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,602 Can I tell Francis he's a good kitty? 340 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,232 Well, is Francis being a good kitty? 341 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,858 Yes. 342 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,862 Then yes, you can. 343 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,031 Good kitty. 344 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,159 [bluesy harmonica music] 345 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,330 [bluesy harmonica music] 346 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,375 We need to talk. 347 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,253 Oh, damn, it's only you. 348 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,255 From you, that's like a hug. 349 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,464 Look, I'm sorry. 350 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,757 I'm kind of wound up. 351 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,093 Becky and I are waiting to ambush our men. 352 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,720 But actually, I do need to talk to you also. 353 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,890 Why are you hanging around Mark's dorm room? 354 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,227 Can't believe he tattled on me to Mommy. 355 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,937 I go because it's fun. 356 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,815 I like playing video games and drinking beer. 357 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,025 And my friends are all working and having babies. 358 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,111 And the only people you can find 359 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,865 to hang out with are a bunch of ramen-eating virgins? 360 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,284 Mark's friends are in the college party bubble. 361 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,911 And they won't be having babies anytime soon, 362 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,913 unless they can build a robot with a uterus 363 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:56,873 to have sex with them. 364 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,916 But I think the robot could do better. 365 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,588 Look, Harris, I know you're better than this. 366 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,841 You could go to a bar and have the exact same experience. 367 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,467 So why a college dorm? 368 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,098 I just want to see what I missed out on, okay? 369 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,851 I'm about to jump into the Lunch Box with both feet. 370 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,521 And once I do, I'm locked into adult life. 371 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,440 I just want to make sure I'm not 372 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,942 making a commitment too early. 373 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,068 What do you think? 374 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,029 Do you think I'm making the right choice? 375 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,656 Well, you've seen my life. I have no idea. 376 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,867 It's not like I was 47 and suddenly 377 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,495 realized I was meant to scoop slop to a bunch of Gen Zers. 378 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:40,082 Look, just steer clear of your brother's dorm room, okay? 379 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,084 He's already embarrassed that I'm a lunch lady 380 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,502 and he's a janitor. 381 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,546 He does not need his older sister ripping bowls 382 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,173 and passing out in his room. 383 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,425 Well, I wouldn't feel too bad for him. 384 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,638 In his spare time, he's a 32-year-old Asian podiatrist. 385 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,390 The car just pulled up. They're here. 386 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,644 Do not peek out that window, and don't you dare give 387 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,811 Tyler a hug when he comes in. 388 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,063 We need to break them. 389 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,444 Where the hell have you been? 390 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,487 The Lobo. 391 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,821 Of course you were. 392 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,240 Darlene had me thinking the worst. 393 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,241 No. Leave it. 394 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,701 Leave it. 395 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,703 Look, we're not upset that you went to a strip club. 396 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,038 We're upset that you lied. 397 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,457 What? We didn't go to a strip club. 398 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,335 Look, we can't tell you, but I promise you, 399 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,378 you wouldn't mind. 400 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,923 We're not talking to you. 401 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,716 It's okay, honey. 402 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:34,428 Tell us where the bad men took you. 403 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,514 Yeah, tell us, honey. 404 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,809 Oh, don't do it, man. 405 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,227 Hold on. 406 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:45,106 We were at Neville's clinic hanging with the sick animals. 407 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,691 Really? 408 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,067 Yeah. 409 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,402 Well, there's something about a strip club 410 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,071 that's less disturbing than that. 411 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,656 Look, it's Neville's secret. 412 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,616 Nights where he just sits quietly, 413 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,995 comforts the sick animals, and just has time to think. 414 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,372 And it is really nice. 415 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,666 But you still lied. 416 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,167 Darlene's right. 417 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,087 And we're going to punish you by taking a shower together. 418 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,761 You can't be mad. 419 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,887 I did what you asked. 420 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,015 I went and hung out with the guys. 421 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,891 No, that's not what I asked. 422 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,270 I asked you to open up and share all of your fears 423 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,690 about turning 50 and processing those feelings 424 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,359 into a healthier and more accepting 425 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,902 outlook and attitude. 426 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,030 Yeah. 427 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,324 It doesn't work for me like that. 428 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,995 But all the quiet time with the guys and a cute little goat 429 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,080 named Fernando really helped. 430 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,832 And look, you wanted me to feel better, I feel better. 431 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,361 - Isn't that the point? - No. 432 00:18:46,478 --> 00:18:49,211 You were supposed to feel better my way. 433 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,547 Hey, you grew up in a big, boisterous family, 434 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,758 where everyone just spewed out what 435 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,302 they were feeling at each other as they were feeling it. 436 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,637 Well, my mom always said, if you hold it in, 437 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,056 you get kidney stones. 438 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,100 And my dad, well, he held it in, and he got kidney stones. 439 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,062 So my reasoning is backed by science. 440 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,730 I can't do it that way. 441 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,398 My parents weren't available. 442 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,108 I spent most of my time up in my room 443 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,153 with my interior monologue just trying to figure 444 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,946 things out in my own time. 445 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,226 No, I get that. 446 00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:21,035 We were too poor for me to have an interior monologue. 447 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,745 Becky and I had to share one. 448 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:28,250 Look, all I really care about is that you're okay 449 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:32,171 and that turning 50 isn't going to plunge you into some hole 450 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,382 that I can't pull you out of. 451 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,258 I'm good, okay? 452 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,177 I'm getting a handle on it. 453 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,346 I also kind of have to get used to the idea 454 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,973 that my husband would rather talk to some goat 455 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,225 than his own wife. 456 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,810 Well, I didn't talk. 457 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:46,852 I sang to it. 458 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,229 And it's not just any goat. 459 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,313 That's demeaning. 460 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,899 But you know what? 461 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,692 None of this would have ever happened 462 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,445 if you hadn't suggested that I go and spend 463 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,655 some time with Tyler. 464 00:19:58,184 --> 00:20:00,658 - Well, I like where this is going. - Mm. 465 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,201 Well, I hope you like where it's been, because 466 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,619 I'm not going any further. 467 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:10,167 You know, it does sound kind of peaceful and nice, 468 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,753 and I could use some time to think about things. 469 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,797 Maybe we could all go together. 470 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,966 It really does bug you when I've got my own thing, 471 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:18,384 doesn't it? 472 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,718 It really does. 473 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,347 [bluesy harmonica music] 474 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:28,060 [bluesy harmonica music] 475 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,896 Wow. 476 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,065 Are you sure we won't get into trouble for this? 477 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,192 I got two glasses of chardonnay into Neville. 478 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,486 He's out till tomorrow. 479 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,779 Okay. 480 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:43,909 So from what I got out of Ben, here's how it works. 481 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,703 No one says anything. 482 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,788 We just sit here with the animals, 483 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,167 and we get clarity on things that are bothering us. 484 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,977 There's Australian male strippers 485 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,646 at Chaps in Chaps tonight. 486 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,069 [child giggles] 487 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:23,669 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35183

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