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And finally, I'd like to dedicate
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The Hottest Woman Ever award
to my fellow nominees.
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Nikki, Emily? It's been an honor
to be nominated alongside you.
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Move it, Deb, I gotta take a fat piss!
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Jesus! What is wrong with you!?
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Now that I got the zPad,
I pee sitting down.
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What are you wearing, dude?
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If you're gonna walk around in pajamas,
put on a Snuggie. You look gross!
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Oh, really? You might want to keep your
headphones on tonight
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if you don't wanna be kept awake
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by the rhythmic banging of Stebe
and I's headboard.
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No can do. This baby came
with a free trial of zMusic.
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I'm taking my dad through
the entire TainT discography tonight.
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Got a long night ahead of us.
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Showtime. Hope Stebe's ready to lambaste
me with some disgusting dirty talk.
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Oh, hey, Deb. I'm watching a news piece
about schools censoring
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"Huck Finn"'s aggressive
use of the N-word.
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Oh, hey.
Ya like what you see?
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It's a hot-button issue, but Twain did say
it was meant to challenge the reader.
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The lingerie, Stebe!
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You know, actually, I'm not...
I'm not sure I'm up for that, Deb.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. I'm just a little... tired.
Yeah, that's it. Tired.
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Will I ever be normal again?
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Look at this fat tub of shit.
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{\i1}Hey, it's okay! I can say it,
'cause that tub of shit is me.{\i0}
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Hi! I'm Keith, founder of MyCycle, a new,
fun, virtual, meditative exercise
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that connects you with other riders
supporting each other
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in obtaining that perfect body
and achieving maximum zen.
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So join me and my hand picked group
of elite riders as we personally lead you
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towards a spiritual awakening.
See you there, Deb.
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{\an8}So we're 3 albums deep and can't miss.
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{\an8}Now Bakersfield's golden boys were gonna
send shockwaves through the industry
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{\an8}with "A TainT NuMetal Clit-mas"!
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{\an8}Eighteen original tracks
for the holiday season.
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{\an8}Track one?
"All I Want For Christmas is NU"!
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What?
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Stop playing me this fucking shit!
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Does this mean my super-old
dad doesn't like NuMetal?
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Guess who's home early!
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Deb? Deb? What's going on in there?
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Deshaun!
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Deb! Why didn't you tell me we were
having Deshaun over, dude?
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Deb called me about that leak downstairs.
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Your culprit's right here
behind this drywall.
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Stebe, you can't let these
things go, man. You could get mold.
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Alright, guys, you're doing great!
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Hey! Deb! Who's that clown on
the bicycle screen in our bedroom?!
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Stebe, relax. It's Keith,
my MyCycle trainer.
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{\i1}Alright, everybody,
focus on my rock-hard glutes.{\i0}
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Follow their rhythm.
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What is this filth? And what the hell do
you need an exercise bike for?
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Maybe to give my body more attention
than you ever do.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- You want me to step out?
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- No!
- You need to hear this, Deshaun.
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Stebe, some of us aren't blessed with
the ability to sneak into the kitchen,
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scarf down pizza pockets at 2:00 a.m.,
and wake up with the same sexy dad bod.
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- I have to work for my dad bod.
- What?
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You're gonna tell me you haven't been
late night snacking?
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You promised you'd quit
with me!
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You're losing your mind, Deb!
I'm worried about you, seriously!
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I'm seriously worried about you.
I'm not listening to this crap!
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Oh, that sounds like quite
the Adam Sandler film, Tomothy.
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I am a Adam Sandler fiend.
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Do you wanna watch me take a shower?
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After a laugh like that,
I could use a rinse.
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So what do you think
of our facilities, Tomothy?
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Your technology is like nothing
I've ever seen.
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And it's all fueled by our very own
patented zEnergy...
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a reliable, self-sustaining fuel source
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generated and harnessed entirely
under this roof.
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Is there a problem, Tomothy?
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- No?
- Then welcome to the Zeebos family!
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Really?
Thank you, Mr. Zeebos.
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Tomothy,
you are now one of my children.
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Actually, I prefer Tom.
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This was going beautifully!
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I took a shower in front of you!
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Put my genitals in your face!
And you said nothing!
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But you couldn't just accept the name
I generously bestowed upon you?
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I'm sorry! Tomothy is fine.
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If I plan on making zEnergy the preferred
fuel source across the globe,
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then I need an unpaid
intern with blind loyalty.
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Not an insubordinate who refuses
to go by Tomothy!
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I need this zPad fixed stat!
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Sir, this is our main office.
If you broke your zPad,
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I can provide directions to our nearest
customer-friendly zStore...
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I'm no customer, lady. I account for
upwards of 500 plays on your music app.
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I'm basically a shareholder. I'll take
a shit in the Koi pond if I want to!
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Oh, you're kicking me out now?
I didn't even do nothing!
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I'm not having a meltdown!
I'm a master of burying my emotions.
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It's why my dad loves me.
And my art.
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Understood.
Father wishes to see him.
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You work for your dad?
Shaking my damn head!
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Alright! Almost there!
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- We're close!
- Yes!
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It's happening!
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That's it!
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{\i1}Great ride, everybody!
Same time tomorrow, alright?{\i0}
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{\i1}Hey, Deb? Hey, do you mind taking
a private ride with me?{\i0}
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Actually, Keith, I'm a bit... tired.
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{\i1}Yeah. I overstepped. I'm sorry.
I'll see you tomorrow, huh?{\i0}
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No, no! I guess I could handle
one more ride.
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{\i1}So I have a confession to make. My eyes
were locked on your feed all session.{\i0}
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For training purposes!
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{\i1}This weekend I'm hosting our Elite
Retreat, exclusively for elite riders.{\i0}
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{\i1}We do it every year at my humble abode
just outside Bakersfield.{\i0}
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You should join us!
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{\i1}I'd really love for you to come.
To the retreat!{\i0}
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- Mom?
- What?! I didn't do nothing!
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What?!
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Hey! Where am I, asshole?
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Why, you're in the future!
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Pure, clean, zEnergy!
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I am George Zeebos.
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But in this building,
I'm known simply as "Father."
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Hello, Theon Hornsby.
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The name's Theo, dickhead!
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How about a test of strength? Can you
pick up the two cans in front of you?
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You wanna see strength?
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Check out some footage of me
in the pit at Woodstock '94!
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I can't let go!
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- State your name.
- Theo!
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- Say it again.
- Theo.
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- Once more.
- Theo.
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- Are you happy?
- Yeah.
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- Are you happy?
- Yes?
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- Are you happy?
- I said yes!
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Are you lonely?
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You're projecting, dude.
You're totally projecting.
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- Are you mad your father broke your zPad?
- What?
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Are you mad your father
hates your music?
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- What are you talking about, dude?
- Do you want a father who values you?
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- You're crazy, man.
- Do you want a father who values you?
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More than anything!
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Would you like to be my new unpaid
intern, Theon Hornsby?
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Yes... Father.
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Deb! Deb, where are you going?
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Oh, I'm going on a weekend
retreat for MyCycle.
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Guess I'm an elite rider now.
Not bad, huh?
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- But who's gonna order dinner?
- Yeah, we need to eat, Deb.
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Order your own god damn dinner!
Love ya!
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Don't fuck Keith!
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- You like your salad?
- Yeah. It's good.
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- Where's Uncle Theo?
- Alright, that's enough small talk, okay?
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If we're gonna get through this weekend,
I need some peace and quiet during dinner.
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Can you just give me that... Hey! Deshaun!
Chef BoyarDeshaun in the house!
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D's Signature Spicy Lasagna,
fresh out of the oven.
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Be careful, now.
That baby's got some kick.
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"Got some kick"!
What is that? Is that a rap phrase?
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Nope it's a very common expression.
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"Some kick!"
Definitely holding on to that one.
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But, Stebe, just want you to know...
if you need to talk about Deb, I'm here.
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I've been trying to find a reason
she'd just walk out like that.
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And there are many. But they all point
to this being my fault,
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when my gut is telling me
it's gotta be Matt's fault.
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Stebe, Einstein said, "Insanity is doing
the same thing over and over
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and expecting different results."
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We fall in love, get married, and end up
making the same stupid mistakes,
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but for some unfathomable reason,
our soulmates stick by our side.
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Then one day, you look at their body and
you realize you've seen it in the bedroom,
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in the kitchen, in the shower,
on the toilet,
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and that you have done everything
imaginable to it.
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- You guys want me to leave?
- No! Matt, this is important.
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And we're just insane enough to question
why the spark isn't what it used to be.
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Lava cakes'll be up soon.
Leave some room for dessert, fellas.
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You think mom's having sex right now?
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Well, hello there. You must be
here for the Elite Retreat.
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Yes! Actually, Keith personally
invited me.
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- I think we can squeeze you in.
-"Squeeze" me in?
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And these are the living quarters.
But before we press on,
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I'd like to show you something, just
inside this ominously dark chamber.
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Come, Theon.
Peer down my telescope.
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- Holy shit fart! Is this my room?!
- No, Theon. It is mine.
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You're a TainT fan?
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How could one deny
the raw talent exhibited
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on the revolutionary self-titled debut?
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Outshined only by the polished sound
of sophomore release, "DickFist"?
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And on and on, each album better
than the one before it.
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You are the father I never had.
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You're doing great, guys.
Ashley, you are blowing my mind today!
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After the session, maybe I can do
another Jell-O shot off your abs, Keith.
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You're crazy, Ash! Wait a tick!
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Now Deb's bringing the heat!
Deb, you are crushing it!
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Thank you, Keith.
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Deb, you are crushing it!
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Thank...
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Oh, my God! Your eyeball!
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Amen, Deb! She's got the right
idea. Hey, let's push it!
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The pedals! They're going too fast!
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I can't get out!
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Hey, what's going on, guys?
I'm noticing some dips in energy!
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- What?!
- You love to see it!
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- Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm gonna...
- Take a look at my elite riders over here!
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Hey, slow down, guys!
You're gonna put me out of a job!
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Alright, everybody, focus
on my rock-hard glutes.
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We need to motivate each other.
You can do it, Ashley!
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Oh, my God!
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Help!
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Great ride, everybody!
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- Keith?!
- In the flesh.
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Keith, please!
What's happening?
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Get back here! She's property
of Father now!
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What in Jiminy Cricket
is going on out there?
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{\i1}Got a problem. Someone's stolen
the zEnergy conduit.{\i0}
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{\i1}A MyCycle studio overloaded before
we could shut down power.{\i0}
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{\i1}It's only a matter of time before
the whole system flatlines.{\i0}
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Come, Theon.
Time for a game of catch.
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- We have to jump!
- What's down there?
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Trust me.
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Hey, Stebe.
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Deshaun! How'd you get in here?
Didn't you go home like six hours ago?
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The fuck are you eating at 2:00
in the god damn morning?
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Nothing! I just came down
to watch Jimmy Fallon.
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Is that a fuckin' pizza pocket?
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It must be Matt's! You should be
throwing a bread box at him!
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Deshaun, you're just creating
more work for yourself!
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The only thing that needs fixing 'round
here is you, motherfucker.
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You looked Deb in the eyes and promised
her that you would quit this crap.
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I did quit!
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Bullshit! You don't deserve
that beautiful woman.
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You think I don't know that?!
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She anticipates everything I want
before I even know I want it.
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And she asks me for one thing...
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to join her in quitting our late-night
snack sessions.
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Yet here I am, still stuffing my face
with pizza pockets every night.
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And now my web of lies has her thinking
that I'm not into her hot body anymore,
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when I'm really just afraid
to tell her the truth.
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Part of me even wonders if I pushed her
away because deep down I want her to find
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the accountability partner that
she deserves.
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I'm gonna wrap this up now
because the adrenaline is wearing off
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and I feel an avalanche of emotions
I did not anticipate!
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You know what kinda motherfuckers
cry, Stebe?
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No.
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Real-ass motherfuckers. That's who.
And you just became an honorary member.
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Hey, you're safe now.
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You're bleeding.
Here, let me help.
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- What is this place?
- My humble abode.
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I started MyCycle to help people get
the hot bods they only dreamed of.
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Till Zeebos bought the company with one
goal in mind... to use my riders,
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turning them into human
power generators.
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Here.
This is the conduit.
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It's what keeps this whole place running.
You have to destroy it.
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It's the key component
to successfully run zEnergy.
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zEnergy!
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Oh, crap.
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Looks like this is the end
of the line for me.
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No! Don't talk like that.
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And I just want you to know... watching
you ride that out-of-control bike...
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it really got me going.
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Keith!
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It's true. You're the greatest student
I've ever had.
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I'll never forget you... Ashley.
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What'd you just call me?
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Ashley. That's your name, right?
I overheard it during class.
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How do you know about Ashley?
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Were you watching as we were all being
ground into sausage?
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Sorry! Did I not just mention how watching
you cycle gave me a boner?
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Did I not just mention that?
What is wrong with you?
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Oh, my God. What is wrong with me?
What am I doing! You don't even know me.
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Theo? What are you doing here?
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Getting my zPad fixed.
What are you doing here!?
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- You know this vermin, Theon?
- Yeah, this guy lives in my house.
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Then you shall do the honors.
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Deb, give him the conduit!
You're being a dick right now!
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Me!? He's using slaves
to power zEnergy!
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{\i1}- zEnerg...
- Shut the fuck up!{\i0}
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Do it, Theon. You could be the unpaid
intern I've been searching for.
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That is, unless she hands me
that conduit this instant.
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Yes, Father.
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What is wrong with you?!
Let's just go home!
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That's my ex-father's home!
I have a new father now.
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Get her, my child!
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Get off me!
You effing wish, bro! What the...
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Zeebos lied to me. This means...
he also doesn't like NuMetal?
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Theo. We live our whole lives
searching for validation,
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especially from those we love the most.
We're not wrong for that.
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But maybe if we took a second to look
inside ourselves,
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we wouldn't end up
looking in stupid places.
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And who knows? Maybe we'd even end up with
different results. Deshaun told me that.
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A handyman for the soul, that guy.
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Oh, shit! The conduit!
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No!
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Hey, Keith!
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- Thanks.
- Hey, swing by my place any time.
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- You can do Jell-O shots off my abs.
- No, thanks.
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Theo, listen.
I have to be honest.
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The self-titled debut
doesn't do much for me.
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But "DickFist" does have
some absolute bangers.
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Deb! I want you to know that I'm sorry.
You were right.
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I have been sneaking downstairs
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and eating myself into a state
of unconsciousness every night.
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And one particular night,
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I took a bite of a freshly microwaved
pizza pocket and this happened.
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The filling scalded my penis,
rendering it utterly useless.
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Who is that guy?
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That's the love of my life.
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