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Fred Hilderman is charged with operating
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an illegal vehicle
down the West Side Highway.
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Your Honor, the defendant
was caught driving this to work
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in an attempt to make
his morning commute "radical."
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We ask for leniency, as this vehicle
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is far less annoying
than those Bird scooters.
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Surprised you feel that way.
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You love watching people
fall off things.
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As for you,
$200 fine and traffic school.
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- Sorry to burst your bubble.
- [AIR HISSING]
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Wait. You don't have any
horrible diseases, do you?
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Too old. Too small.
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Oh! Those bushes are out of control.
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What dating app are you on?
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I'm looking at real-estate listings.
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I've only found one place
above 63rd in my price range.
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It was a middle bunk in a hostel,
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and I lost it to a Saudi prince.
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Today just keeps getting better.
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I rescued a cab from an old man
trying to wave it down.
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Then I heard a barista say, "Deb."
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I thought, "Close enough." Free coffee!
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Now I find out you can't afford
an apartment near mine?
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Nothing can ruin this day.
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Uh, Dan, your clients
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in the next case wanted to talk to you.
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Mr. Fielding! We meet again.
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If I don't turn around...
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are they really there?
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[GRUMBLES LOUDLY]
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- Bob and June Wheeler.
- [THUNDER CRASHES]
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What the hell? It's not even raining.
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The Wheelers! My dad
told me all about them.
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They're the two unluckiest people
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to ever step foot in this courtroom.
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And that includes the guy who
drove a truck full of black cats
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through the world's largest mirror.
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Unlucky? Really? Pbht.
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- What a bunch of superstitious bull...
- [THUNDER CRASHES]
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- Okay. That was inside thunder.
- [THUNDER SHEET RATTLING]
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Check out this evidence
for the next case!
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The cops busted a black-market
sound-effects ring.
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[TIRES SCREECH, GOAT BLEATS]
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[BOING, GUN FIRES, WHISTLE]
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It's gonna be a fun night.
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Well, after 30 years,
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this place hasn't changed one bit.
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Judge Stone. You look the same.
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I am really excited to meet you.
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I know you guys look like
the Great Depression,
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but you make me so happy.
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The charge is animal hoarding.
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It all started when
our Great-Grandma Wheeler
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recently died.
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I'm sorry.
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- Your great-grandmother recently died?
- Yes.
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Our bad grandma is still with us.
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As someone who has heard
your stories before,
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could we skip the next,
I don't know, three calamities
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and get to the point?!
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Granny left us a Manhattan townhouse,
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a charming two-bed, two-bath,
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and haunted as the day is long.
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Those poor ghosts.
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Luckily, we knew how to
get rid of them suckers.
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Sacrifice a sheep.
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But when we got the sheep,
we fell in love with him.
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It was just friend love.
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We couldn't kill him.
So we got another sheep.
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And then we fell in love
with that sheep, too.
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That happened another 74 times.
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At least we thinkit was 74.
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Every time we try counting them,
we fall asleep.
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Can a lawyer plead insanity?
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Your Honor, for what
it's worth, the home
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was actually certified haunted by...
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"Jovan the Psychic." [JO-VAN]
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Shut the front door!
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Jovan [JO-VAUN] is the most
respected psychic in New York!
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It takes four years
to book a session with her!
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Unless you're dead. Then she's
got all the time in the world.
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Objection! The law does not
recognize the paranormal.
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And these two definitely
aren't a "pair of normal."
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$500 fine. And get those
sheep to a farm.
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Just don't count and drive.
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[EXCITEDLY] I can't believe
I saw the Wheelers!
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[ANGRILY] Can't believe
I saw the Wheelers.
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Hey, Wyatt, whenever you get a chance,
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could you get me
their contact information?
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I thought you stopped
sending edible arrangements
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to everyone you convict
after that study showed
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it led to a rise in crime.
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Violence is down since
I switched to cookie cakes.
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I want to ask the Wheelers
to put me in touch with Jovan.
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Their psychic? Oh, come on.
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You don't believe in all that nonsense.
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I think there's a lot
that can't be explained...
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ghosts, psychics...
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how Diane Lane is still a smoke show.
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There are secret stores for rich people.
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How many times
do I have to tell you that?
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I'm with the judge on this.
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Diane Lane? Mwah!
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And also the universe
is full of mysteries.
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It's not all black-and-white.
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Yeah, like people can be green or red.
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If she starts saying crazy
stuff, I take back my support.
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It's called synesthesia.
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Whenever I meet someone,
I see them as a color.
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Like Gurgs is a Green,
and you two are Reds.
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Red? Seems, uh, not great.
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- No offense.
- None listened.
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The colors don't mean anything.
They're totally random.
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Like, Gandhi is a Green,
and Stalin is a Red.
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Gandhi and Stalin don't seem random!
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You know, I knew your father believed
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in all this hocus pocus,
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but I was kind of hoping
it skipped the generation.
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My dad was into magic tricks,
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but he didn't believe
in anything supernatural.
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Debating it turned into
a little hobby for us.
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Some kids go with their parents
to baseball games
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and argue "Mets versus Yankees."
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My dad and I would go
to haunted houses and psychics
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and argue "real versus grift."
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- We're actually still debating it.
- Still?
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Before he died, we made a deal.
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If I could find a psychic who
would repeat the secret phrase
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that only my dad and I knew,
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it would prove there really
was more out there.
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Yeah, well, I got to say,
I like the idea
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of family arguments going into eternity.
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What I would give to yell in
Mom's face just one more time.
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So far, no psychic has gotten it right.
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And, believe me, I've tried.
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But Jovan is supposed to be the best.
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And I think the Wheelers are my way in.
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Oh, the Wheelers are your way
into only two things...
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a Ponzi scheme or a building
that's about to collapse...
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during a sheep orgy.
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Hey, has the judge done that
thing where she tells you...
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I'm a Green. Olivia's a Red.
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So I'm a Dan, a Stalin, and an Olivia?
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- It doesn't mean anything.
- Of course you�d say that.
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You're the good one.
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Maybe there is something to it.
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I'm a cursed Red!
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And that's why I can't find an apartment
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that I don't have to share with
the cats who legally own it.
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How dare you joke about curses
when you know
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I was given one by an ex-boyfriend
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who is also a practicing witch.
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Gurgs, we've been over this.
You are not cursed.
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Then how do you explain
that every time I'm in line,
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it's the bad one?
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Airport security. Grocery store.
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Remember that log-flume explosion?
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Two hours to make it to the
front, then, boom, no flume.
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Any luck getting in touch
with the Wheelers?
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Not really.
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On their intake form,
under "phone number,"
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they wrote "Big fire."
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And their e-mail address is
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Wheelers3@russian-scam.scam.
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Gotta figure out a way to smoke 'em out.
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What if I get some glasses,
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dust off my German accent,
and post an ad as...
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[GERMAN ACCENT] Dr. Glossheimer,
a grief therapist
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for people who lost
zheir fluffy white sheep?
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Good idea. Now...
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try it with the accent.
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[GERMAN ACCENT] Or you could
just look over zair.
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Do you sell bird repellent?
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When we left the courthouse,
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we were descended upon
by a vengeful murder of crows.
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They flew us several blocks
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before we successfully broke free.
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I hope my robe doesn't make me
look too much like a crow.
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- Aah!
- Oh, no! Not again!
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You found us guilty,
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so I'm afraid we can't help you
with Jovan [JO-VAN].
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Like the crow, Bob is quite vengeful.
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Also like the crow,
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I've got the problem-solving
skills of a third grader.
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I really need to talk to her,
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and I'm willing to do
whatever it takes...
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although I'd like to keep my organs.
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Any wiggle room on the kidneys?
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It's just that they're really in there.
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You could babysit our
little Carol Ann for a few days
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while we relocate our sheep.
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Sure. In high school, I was
the most popular babysitter
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in Skaneateles...
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after that show-off St. Bernard
who could dial 911!
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Carol Ann! Get in here!
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That is more baby
than I'm used to sitting.
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So, did she say she'd give me a kidney?
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She ain't sick. She just
likes playing with 'em.
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Ho! Your Honor.
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How did you get to work?
Did you roll here?
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It was kind of a rough day.
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Babysitting in Manhattan
is way different than upstate.
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This entire city
is one big, sharp object.
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What were you babysitting? A wolverine?
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Judge Stone, I know you said
to stay in your chambers,
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but I'm gonna head back
to the subway track
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and see if I can reach that nickel!
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Please not again!
Just go sit in the gallery.
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Here. Here's a twenty.
That's like a thousand nickels!
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Paper money?!
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I feel like a Kennedy!
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That's a Wheeler.
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Why do you have one?
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You need to get as far away
from those people as possible!
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You say that about everyone.
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True, but even your father would say
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- that they are a magnet for disaster!
- Achoo!
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In most workplaces,
when the ceiling falls down,
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we'd leave, but here...
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- first up!
- Oh! We're sorry to interrupt,
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but, um, we have to
get married right now.
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She's my good-luck charm. I'm
going up into space tomorrow,
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so I need all the luck I can get.
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Aww. Don't you just wanna hug 'em?!
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT] Carol Ann, you best
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be fixing to sit on those hands!
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You can use my rings.
They've always brought me luck!
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Carol Ann, put the rings
back on your feet...
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your feet back in those shoes...
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and pay them no never mind.
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Uh, She pronounces you man and
wife. Good luck in space! Go!
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[NORMAL VOICE] Enjoy your honeymoon!
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Oh, just...
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Thirty-four...
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thirty... five...
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Hey, Gurgs. Do you have a minute?
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I have exactly "one sock
in change" amount of time.
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Now, I know everyone says
the colors don't matter,
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but I've asked around and
haven't found one decent Red.
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We've got the Crotch-Watcher
and the Bathroom Cryer.
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Not the one who actually cries,
but the one who runs in
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with the bell and shouts news.
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If it makes you feel
any better, I remember
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Abby saying that she's a Red,
and she seems nice.
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- [HISSES]
- I forgot about the hissing.
246
00:11:36,424 --> 00:11:41,223
Aw, dang! I lost count!
I'll just start over.
247
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:43,686
One... two...
248
00:11:43,728 --> 00:11:45,439
- She's a Red, isn't she?
- Big-time.
249
00:11:45,481 --> 00:11:47,525
Three... four...
250
00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:51,740
I'm going to assume that
you're ringing out a jacket
251
00:11:51,782 --> 00:11:53,952
for totally normal reasons.
252
00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:55,538
Carol Ann jumped into a fountain
253
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:58,209
because she thought it was "money soup."
254
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,087
There's got to be a better way
to get Jovan.
255
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:03,050
Or maybe she�ll get you.
256
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:07,933
Jovan is here?
This is a crazy coincidence.
257
00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:10,604
Unless forces that we can't understand
258
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,689
made this happen.
259
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,483
I made it happen.
260
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,445
I did a favor for the Wheelers,
and they helped you
261
00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:18,784
jump the line with this...
Fleetwood Mac B-side.
262
00:12:19,743 --> 00:12:22,915
I just helped them find a sucker
to buy their haunted brownstone.
263
00:12:22,957 --> 00:12:24,960
Guess who's a homeowner!
264
00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:28,048
You just made a terrible investment.
265
00:12:29,426 --> 00:12:31,124
[HUSHED] Maybe she is good.
266
00:12:35,027 --> 00:12:36,871
I want you to relax.
267
00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:39,947
Free your mind and let the spirit in.
268
00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:43,736
- Focus on the silence and be at...
- Achoo!
269
00:12:44,819 --> 00:12:48,401
I'm just allergic to whatever
kind of nuts you two are.
270
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:52,065
Are you sure you want him here for this?
271
00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:54,355
Oh, yeah. Pull at all
the threads you want, Dan.
272
00:12:54,397 --> 00:12:56,937
You're about to see Jovan
push through the thin veil
273
00:12:56,979 --> 00:12:58,894
that separates our world from the next.
274
00:12:58,936 --> 00:13:00,601
You know, it's not really a veil.
275
00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:04,100
It's more like those things at
the car wash that kind of go...
276
00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:06,973
And then the spirit is more like
277
00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:10,388
that inflatable guy outside
the car wash that goes...
278
00:13:12,427 --> 00:13:14,510
See, Dan? She's putting this
in earthly terms
279
00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:15,843
that we can understand.
280
00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:18,049
You don't own a car!
281
00:13:18,091 --> 00:13:20,173
Alright. If you're the
real deal, tell me this.
282
00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:22,214
Who's gonna win
the Bulls-Knicks game tonight?
283
00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:26,836
The spirit tells me
fortune favors the bovine!
284
00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:27,898
The Bulls. [CHUCKLES]
285
00:13:27,899 --> 00:13:29,793
They're down by 9 with 10 seconds left!
286
00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:31,542
They couldn't win if they were playing
287
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,541
with three balls and a jetpack!
288
00:13:33,582 --> 00:13:36,747
Jovan, you've seen the future.
Does he ever shut up?
289
00:13:36,788 --> 00:13:40,495
It's okay, Abby.
I'm used to being dowb-ted.
290
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:44,826
That's right...
I pronounce the "B" in "doubt."
291
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,781
The silent letters speak "throog-uh" me.
292
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:53,029
"Faskinating."
293
00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:56,318
I sense that you're searching...
294
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,984
not for answers,
295
00:13:58,026 --> 00:14:01,149
but for a message... from your father.
296
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:04,189
Hear that, Dan? She knows
about the secret message.
297
00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:06,063
He wants to tell you that you...
298
00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:09,477
Heeey! I'm sorry to interrupt.
299
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:12,309
Just, uh, had a quick question
for your spooky friend.
300
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,057
Olivia, Jovan's a very busy psychic.
301
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,931
Oh, sorry. Uh... "Puh-sy-chick"?
302
00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:20,013
- Am I doing that right?
- No.
303
00:14:21,387 --> 00:14:22,803
It'll only take a minute.
304
00:14:22,844 --> 00:14:25,551
I just purchased a house
that you certified haunted,
305
00:14:25,593 --> 00:14:28,466
and I'm just wondering, like,
how haunted is it?
306
00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:29,840
Are we talking the walls bleed
307
00:14:29,882 --> 00:14:31,547
or twin girls standing in the hallway?
308
00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:34,587
'Cause I got no patience for kids.
309
00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:37,794
- Not the time. So where were we?
- She was just getting ready
310
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,750
to make up something about your father.
311
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:44,290
Ah, yes. The message.
It's becoming clearer!
312
00:14:44,332 --> 00:14:45,872
Oh! Good. Y'all are just hanging out.
313
00:14:45,914 --> 00:14:47,413
I got a quick question for Jovan.
314
00:14:47,455 --> 00:14:51,161
Is it Jo-vaun or Jo-van?
Oh! No! That's not my question!
315
00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:53,326
Undo! Undo!
316
00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:54,700
Gurgs, you're gonna have to wait.
317
00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:56,367
Waiting is exactly the problem.
318
00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:59,365
I'm cursed, and I'm willing to
try anything to get rid of it.
319
00:14:59,406 --> 00:15:00,780
Uh, mugwort, mantras, molly.
320
00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,571
I don't think
that last one's gonna work,
321
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:05,070
but it'll make standing in line
a lot more fun!
322
00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,235
[CHUCKLES]
323
00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:07,776
- I'm gonna close the doors.
- [GRUNTS]
324
00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:09,858
- Make me a Green!
- Cannot be done.
325
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,106
You're a Red. You're gonna die a Red.
326
00:15:12,148 --> 00:15:13,980
Alright. Everybody, just shut up!
327
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:15,938
W... We have to listen
to what Jovan has to say!
328
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,103
Thank you, Dan. Wait. Why?
329
00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,685
She was right!
The Bulls came back and won!
330
00:15:20,727 --> 00:15:22,392
Oh, she is the real deal.
331
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:25,099
Great mystic, I apologize
for ever doubting you.
332
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,181
Please, please tell us the
mysteries of the universe...
333
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:31,429
specifically should I bet on
the Lakers or the Warriors?
334
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:32,802
Enough!
335
00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:37,051
Abby, your father is here,
336
00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:39,924
and he does have a message.
337
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:41,547
He wants you to know
338
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:44,546
that he is so very proud of you...
339
00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:46,420
and that nothing makes him happier
340
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:50,958
than seeing you in his chair.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
341
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,040
And now his presence has left us.
342
00:15:57,455 --> 00:15:59,078
I can't believe it.
343
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,828
I've been searching and searching,
344
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,160
and now I finally know.
345
00:16:04,451 --> 00:16:06,450
You're completely full of [BLEEP]!
346
00:16:06,491 --> 00:16:08,990
- What?!
- That wasn't the message!
347
00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:11,197
Wait! I'm getting another message.
348
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,737
It's kind of fuzzy,
but I think he wants us
349
00:16:13,778 --> 00:16:16,110
to say it at the same time.
350
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:18,234
- Beat it, phony!
- Beat it, Froggy!
351
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:22,273
I'm also getting a message
from your mother.
352
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,772
She's still alive!
353
00:16:23,814 --> 00:16:26,489
Well, she just wants
her casserole dish back!
354
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,736
- [KNOCKING]
- You here to gloat?
355
00:16:34,773 --> 00:16:38,569
Well, you do know
how I like being right...
356
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,779
but this is one time
I was hoping I was wrong.
357
00:16:41,821 --> 00:16:43,865
- That makes two of us.
- Hm.
358
00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:46,033
You know, Jovan may have been a fraud,
359
00:16:46,075 --> 00:16:50,328
but all this talk about Harry
over the last few days
360
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:55,499
- made it feel like he was here.
- I like that.
361
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:57,960
I really felt that, too.
362
00:16:58,002 --> 00:17:01,505
Truth is, I... I know
I don't need a psychic
363
00:17:01,547 --> 00:17:04,340
to feel close to him.
364
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:06,676
I see him in everything.
365
00:17:06,718 --> 00:17:09,554
Whenever I watch an old noir movie
366
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,473
or listen to Mel Torm�...
367
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,433
bang that gavel...
368
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,853
... he's right there.
369
00:17:17,895 --> 00:17:21,772
But, still, I...
I can't help wanting more time.
370
00:17:23,774 --> 00:17:25,943
I thought if a psychic could give me
371
00:17:25,985 --> 00:17:29,821
one more tick of the clock,
just one more second...
372
00:17:31,198 --> 00:17:32,908
... I wanted it.
373
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:38,329
Maybe that's just not gonna happen.
374
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,539
Well, you know, I... I don't know.
375
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,707
Seen some pretty crazy stuff
just in this courthouse.
376
00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:45,752
You know, once, a ventriloquist dummy
377
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:48,546
killed itself
by jumping out that window.
378
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,591
So who knows... maybe somebody out there
379
00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,092
knows your little code.
380
00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:57,346
So... what the hell? Keep searching.
381
00:17:57,387 --> 00:17:58,554
I mean, just go grab
382
00:17:58,596 --> 00:18:01,057
every Ouija-wielding whack job in town
383
00:18:01,098 --> 00:18:03,726
until you find it.
384
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:05,228
You don't think that's crazy?
385
00:18:05,269 --> 00:18:06,895
Oh, no. It's certifiably insane.
386
00:18:06,937 --> 00:18:08,897
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- But you know what?
387
00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:11,483
Sometimes you've got to
bet against the house
388
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,527
even when you know the game is rigged.
389
00:18:17,112 --> 00:18:18,906
Where did... Where did you hear that?
390
00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:20,908
I don't know.
I think it's the first time
391
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:24,035
I've ever put that
combination of words together.
392
00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:28,790
- That was the message.
- What?!
393
00:18:30,082 --> 00:18:33,127
What, are you saying
that I'm Harry's vessel?!
394
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,630
Fine. Fine. I'm a vessel.
395
00:18:38,339 --> 00:18:41,801
I mean, you know him. Always
has to have the last word.
396
00:18:43,636 --> 00:18:45,512
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
397
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:48,557
[DAN SIGHS]
398
00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:50,433
Thank you for the extra time, Dan.
399
00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:53,978
Hm. [DAN SIGHS]
400
00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:55,271
Hm...
401
00:18:55,312 --> 00:18:58,232
Just... Ugh. Alright.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
402
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,110
[DAN SNIFFLES]
403
00:19:04,863 --> 00:19:07,866
Raven, thank you so much for coming.
404
00:19:09,158 --> 00:19:10,784
I really need you to lift this curse.
405
00:19:10,826 --> 00:19:12,661
I thought we were getting back together.
406
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,621
Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm saving up all my magic
407
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,956
to dunk a basketball.
408
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,834
Let's go, Darryl!
409
00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:25,046
Gurgs, I may not be able to
change the fact that I'm a Red,
410
00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:27,716
but I can change
what it means to bea Red.
411
00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:30,469
- Hold this onion.
- Why am I holding this onion?
412
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:33,095
Because I figured out
how to get rid of your curse.
413
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,722
Close your eyes.
414
00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:37,016
Boop!
415
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,977
The curse is in the onion now.
416
00:19:40,019 --> 00:19:42,353
Hmm. Only one way to find out.
417
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,315
[GASPS] My wait time is zero minutes.
418
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:49,067
Hello? Uh, uh, will you
finally install my cable?
419
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:53,989
Oh! You're at my house
right now! Ha! I gotta go!
420
00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:58,326
- Here's the mailbox key, Miss Moore.
- Ah.
421
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,620
This'll pair nicely
with the hammer I have to use
422
00:20:00,661 --> 00:20:02,705
to flush the toilet.
423
00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:05,165
FYI, one sheep is missin',
424
00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:09,169
so there's a good chance
Cody's still stuck in the wall.
425
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:12,505
Ha! Another 3-pointer for the Knicks,
426
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:15,174
just as the spirits foretold!
427
00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,967
[SIGHS] So, what, you're psychic now?
428
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,345
Oh, oh, you know, labels are so gauche.
429
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,138
I prefer "god amongst men"...
430
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,307
who's gonna make a killing
on the Knicks,
431
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,975
and nothing can stop me!
432
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,644
Groovy. We bet on the Knicks, too.
433
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,482
- No!
- You know that onion's cursed, right?
434
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,275
A free onion's a free onion.
435
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,778
If you bet on the Knicks, that means...
436
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,532
Unbelievable! A sheep is loose
on the court!
437
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:45,283
It looks like the Knicks
may have to forfeit!
438
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:47,577
Oh! There's Cody!
439
00:20:48,787 --> 00:20:50,288
[TABLET CLATTERS]
440
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:53,290
Why are you even here?
441
00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,875
The missus and I are finally
442
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,711
taking our honeymoon on Hart Island.
443
00:20:57,753 --> 00:21:00,964
That's where the city
buries its unclaimed dead.
444
00:21:02,799 --> 00:21:04,676
They're dropping me off with my sitter.
445
00:21:04,717 --> 00:21:06,136
[ECHOING] Check it out!
446
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,595
I found a way to safely
be around the Wheelers.
447
00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:13,308
See? I'm okay.
448
00:21:16,602 --> 00:21:21,602
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