All language subtitles for Monsters at Work s02e04 Opening Doors.eng

(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm the very important

CEO of Fear Co.,
Johnny Worthington,

and I want you,
Tylor Tuskmon, to join me.

Nice monocle,
Mr. Worthington.

I demand an answer.

Oh, right. Uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)

Mr. Worthington,
I appreciate the opportunity,

but I have to turn
your job offer down.

(GASPS) Turn me down?

All right, I...
(BAWLING)

TYLOR: That's...
That's a lot now.

And scene.

That felt good,
but I have some notes.

Okay.
You might want to explain why you're turning it down.

Friendship with Val,
never leaving Val behind... Sure. Sure.

Basically anything
Val-related works.

Do I really need to do that?

Yes, Tylor.
Some people get clingy.

I got this.

I'll just pop over
to Fear Co. at lunch to return Johnny's Scare Card,

and then gently
turn down his job offer.

You promise?

(CHUCKLES) I promise.

(LAUGHS)

Work buds forever!
(EXCLAIMS)

(YELPS)
Uh... Val?

(GULPS) I swallowed
my monocle.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(HUMMING TUNE)

(CREATURE CROAKS)

Huh?

Where's Katherine?

(GASPS)

(YELPS)

(WHIMPERS)

Listen, we don't want
any trouble.

Please take a Drooler Cooler
and just mosey on out of here.

(SPUTTERS) Terribly sorry,
frightening stranger.

There's no one named
Katherine around here.

I don't go
by that name anymore, and you know it,

Susie Sunshine.

It's just Sunny now.

Your Receiving Station kind
ain't welcome around these MIFT parts.

(GROWLS)

Mmm.

Your new
big canister is leaking.

It says it's full,
but when I check it,

it's only 80%.
(BEEPS)

My cans don't leak.

I suggest you
recheck your work.

(BOTH GROWL)

Now, ladies, I'm sure
this can be settled with words.

(GRUNTS)
Company protocol states

you have to
check your equipment to rule out malfunctions.

I'd think you'd
be more familiar

with the safety protocols
you helped me write.

You know what?
Whosever mistake it was

has to apologize
to the other.

Oh, if we're doling
out apologies,

maybe I'll finally get one
for the incident.

I'm starting to think
this isn't just about the canister.

Much like our relationship,

you're going down in flames.

It's on.

It's on.
It's on.

Oh, it's on!

I'll be back later
for that apology, Katherine.

(SNICKERS)

Is it safe to come out?

Did Sunny, the frightening,
yet ironically-named lady leave?

(GROANS)
Good riddance.

I'll check this canister
to make sure there's no leaks

so I finally get
that apology Sunny owes me.

Okay. And while you do that,

the rest of us will
head up to the Laugh Floor

to make sure that none
of the equipment is causing the leak.

Oh, and I'll track it
on this handy checklist.

These empty boxes
are just hankering for a check.

♪ So, we're off
to find the leaks

♪ Those cheeky, leaky leaks

♪ We'll look under chairs
and up the stairs

♪ We'll even check
our underwear

♪ We're off
to find the leaks

BOTH:
♪ Those pesky, cheeky leaks ♪

(LAUGHING, GIGGLING)

Right.

(GROANS)

(CHUCKLES)

Bingo. I just did
six solid minutes on a kid's pet goldfish.

All ad-lib.
You know, I'm at the point where I'm surprising myself.

(GRUNTING, WHIMPERS)

(SIGHS)

Don't worry,
you'll get more laughs.

It's not even lunch yet.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)
CELIA: That's lunch.

Oh... Hmm.
(SIGHS)

Hey, do you mind
if I use your scooter to pop over to Fear Co.?

Of course. But do you
want me to go with you for mor-Val support?

No, no, no, don't...
Don't worry about it. I won't be long.

I'll be back at
1:00 on the dot.

(GASPS)
Tylor, come join us

on our magical journey
to check for leaks.

(LAUGHS)
Oh, can you believe we get paid for this?

We're checking
to make sure there are no leaky leaks anywhere.

Oh, okay, great.
Well, I'm off.

Where you running to,
college boy?

To lunch
because it's lunch.

And where, exactly,
might that be?

Sneezecake Factory?
Lou Mal-snotty's?

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(FRITZ VOCALIZING)

Okay.

All the equipment
is good here.

No leaky leaks.

♪ Leaks, leaks, leaks

♪ Still looking
for those leaks

Singing.

♪ Those cheeky, sneaky,
creaky, peaky

♪ Nasty little leaks

♪ We'll look on every floor
♪ And open every door

♪ And top to bottom
Inside out

♪ Until there's
Not a single doubt

♪ We're gonna find the leaks

ALL:
♪ Those cheeky, leaky leaks ♪

(CHUCKLING)

Fear Co.
How can I help you?

Please hold.

Hi. Welcome to Fear Co.

Hi. Uh, how are you?

So, I know
he's super busy,

but, um, I have
a very a personal item to return to Mr. Johnny...

CHET: Okay, you have the
commercial shoot at 2:00. Yeah.

But I told them
that you will arrive camera-ready.

Uh-huh.
(CHUCKLES) You always look great.

TYLOR: Mr. Worthington.

Oh. Tylor?

TYLOR: Uh, hi. Hello.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Uh, about last night...

Thank you for dinner,
by the way.

But I... I came here
because you

forgot your dad's
Scare Card at the restaurant.

Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Wow. Thanks.

I cannot believe I did that.

You know, uh,
you came all this way.

Let me show you around.

Oh, uh, well, I...
you know, actually, I...

Yeah, you got
a full schedule.

Photo shoot.
Sales presentat...

Don't worry.
I'll make it quick.

Chet, hold all my calls.

Okay. Well, been here
10 years, never got a tour.

But you two guys have fun.

ROGER:
♪ Still looking for the leaks

♪ Those cheeky, cheeky leaks

♪ Found nothing
in the holding pen

BOTH:
♪ But just to be sure I checked again

♪ So color in
my checklist once again

♪ We're just meant to think
there's no leaky leaks

♪ By some
diabolical saboteur ♪

(GROANS) God,

you've got me singing.

And it doesn't even rhyme.

Yeah, but a saboteur
would still need a key to get in here.

Oh, yeah,
you need the key. (GASPS)

Anyone else have
a copy of this key?

Oh. Oh. I have one.
It's right here.

Uh, it was here.

Look, I had them all
while you were at the CREEP show,

but I returned them
promptly, like this.

Clink.

Someone must have
borrowed it, then.

Or stole it.

It could be
any of us, really.

Yeah,
it could be.

Ah. So, you're saying
it could be you behind this leak, huh?

No. He's just saying
he's a possible option.

Anything else
you want to confess?

(WHIMPERS) I'm not
a real orthodontist.

What?

(RASPING NEARBY)
Huh?

(ALL WHIMPERING)

(CREATURE GROWLING)

(SCREAMS)
(YELPING)

What a surprising
and frightening entrance.

My second heart
is beating so fast.

Did Katherine send
you guys to spy on me? (OTHERS GASP)

Oh, no. Relax.

We're just checking the
equipment for leaky leaks.

Please don't kill me.

Oh, well, in that case,
follow me. (CHUCKLES)

I'll show you
my little part of the world.

There's a lot
of live wires around here, so don't lick 'em. (LAUGHS)

Edward learned
that lesson.

I miss him.

Come on. (SCATTING)

TYLOR: Wow, you
have so much space.

JOHNNY: Notice how
the offices are all glass.

We value transparency
here at Fear Co. And also glass.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Hey, welcome back, Ethan.

ETHAN: Hey, how
you doing, Mr. W?

Hey there, Brian.
BRIAN: Hey, boss.

There's our nap pods.
Good morning, Jane. (YAWNS)

JOHNNY: And our daycare.

I really want work
to feel like home, you know?

WOMAN: What do we do?
(KIDS GROWL)

JOHNNY: And here
in the R&D lab,

our scientists are hard
at work on Fear Co.'s

game-changing
scream amplifier.

Oh, yeah, I heard
you mention that at the CREEP show.

Relax, Colleen.

(CHUCKLES) Don't mind her.

She's overly protective
of all her stuff.

(GASPS)

And this is
the Receiving Station,

where the laughs are pulled
before going to the refinery.

The Monsters Inc. automated
canister draining system?

It's beautiful, isn't it?

How does it work, exactly?
That's what you're wondering?

I'll tell you right now.

Well, first, we have to attach
a full laugh canister cart.

Then we input
the correct grid code.

(KEYPAD BEEPING)

(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS)

SUNNY: Now, it's alive!

It's alive! (LAUGHS)

Whoa!

SUNNY: I could listen
to the sweet sounds of those canisters draining all day.

The energy is drained
from the canister into...

...the Receiving Station's
containment tanks.

Yep. And then,
that pooled energy is released through the pipeline

over to...
The refinery, for speedy processing.

(HISSES) Where the
refined gigglewatts... The gigglewatts...

BOTH: Are safely sent...

...to...
...to...

Oh, just finish it.
(GASPS)

The gigglewatts
are safely sent to Monsters Inc. customers

to power their homes.
(GIGGLES)

And you know
all of this because...

Oh. Well,
what can I say?

I'm just a huge fan
of Receiving Stations.

Smiles.
(GROANS)

And this is where
the magic happens. And by magic,

I mean screams.
Lots of them.

You hear that?
(FAINT SCREAMING)

(LOUD SCREAMING)
(GASPS) The Scare Floor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry.
Official Scarers only.

Hopefully, that'll
be you soon, huh?

The leaderboard.
(CHUCKLES)

I kind of miss that.

Well, of course you do.
It's good to be acknowledged for your talent.

(CHUCKLES) You really
scared 'em good this time, Joy.

(CHUCKLES) Thanks, Kenny.
All in a day's work.

Way to go, Joy.

She's been at the top
of our leaderboard for, what is it, five weeks?

Six. I think
it might be a record.

If Tylor here joins us,
you may not be number one for very long.

Me? No, no, no.
Come on.

A Monsters' U legend?
(CHUCKLES)

I would be honored
to scare beside you.

(CHUCKLES)

Maybe later.
Come on, let's go.

ROGER:
♪ We never found those leaks, you see

♪ A failed mission,
unfortunately

♪ And all my boxes
have been checked

♪ Something else
I do suspect

♪ But we never
found the leaks

ALL:
♪ The cheeky, leaky leaks ♪

I knew I was right.

There wasn't a problem
with my equipment.

Someone is still gonna
have to tell Cutter.

That the leak is her fault?
I'll do it.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

VAL: See you later, Kay.

(MUNCHING) Hey, Tylor.

I have some leftover
Barf-allo wings, if you want them.

(GULPS) Uh...

Come on, Tylor.
You should be here by now.

HAZEL: All right, all right.
Dashiell, your macchiato.

Addie, your hisspresso.

(GASPS) Changed your hair.
Ooh, love it.

WOMAN: Oh, thank you.

And for our
honored guests here,

your extra large
pepperstink mocha.

Ah, thank you.

Oh, look at that.
You actually spelled my name right.

That never happens.

Mmm.

This place is amazing.

I mean, it's all
just so different here.

I mean, there's
so much space.

I haven't even
hit my horns on anything.

Hey, Claire Worthington!
Senior vice president of marketing,

and my heart.

(SIGHS) Done with work
for the day.

My evening
as kid-chauffeur begins.

Off to get Lorelei
to roller derby and J.J. to singing lessons.

And apparently,
he's a baritone.

(SCATTING)

I don't see it.

Kids, say hello
to one of the best roarers

your dad's ever heard
and won't stop talking about.

Even when I'm
trying to meditate.

Oh, hey,
it's Mr. Fish and Ships.

(GULPS)
Is your roar better than your jokes?

Ha. Good one.

Uh, well, you know, I mean,
(SPUTTERS) I guess I could... I could give it a shot.

This will be good.

(INHALES)

(ROARING LOUDLY)

(MONSTERS GASPING)

Whoa, I goo'd myself.
(CHUCKLES) (APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND)

(EXCLAIMS) That almost
made me feel something.

Hah!
Not too shabby.

ROSIE: (GASPS) Tylor?

Tylor Tuskmon?

Rosie?

All right, everyone.

We need a good work shift
to get those gigglewatts up.

Val, get those donuts
ready for Tylor.

I'm on it.
And here comes Tylor now.

Tylor, I got everything
ready for you

while you were definitely
in the bathroom and not somewhere else.

So, you're here
at Fear Co. now?

Am I here now?
No. No, no.

Well, you know,
I am here now, yes. (CHUCKLES)

But I'm not here now.

Please don't tell anyone
back at Monsters, Inc. I was here.

Don't worry about it.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Thanks.

Since I left Monsters, Inc.,
I haven't really kept in touch with anyone.

Oh. Yeah.
You know, I gave the jokester thing a try,

but at the end of the day,
I had to look in the mirror.

And ask yourself
the hard questions?

No, I literally looked
in the mirror and saw a big, scary monster.

Scaring is what
I was made to do.

You can't escape
who you are, so just embrace it.

(SIGHS)

So, do you like it here?

Yeah. I've only been here
a couple of weeks.

But I'm happy.
Can't you tell?

(CLEARS THROAT) Yes.
Well, um, yeah, you're glowing. (CHUCKLES)

(GASPS) What's Duncan
doing here?

Yeah, no, that's not Duncan.

That's Declan.
Declan?

Declan, come here!

Rosie, my love.

I want you to meet Tylor.

He's a Monster University alum
and former Scream King. So...

College boy, eh?
I greatly appreciate your post-secondary education.

A big proponent of that.

Declan here
just got promoted to Scare Floor deputy supervisor.

We're all jealous of him.

Oh, I'm not one for titles.

I just live every day asking,
"How can I be of service to others?"

I just wanted
to make my father proud.

Definitely not Duncan.

CELIA: Let's go, monsters.

Put some more pep
in your comedy steps.

We need to fill
those canisters now!

(SIGHS) All right,
all right, all right.

Val, Tylor will be here
any minute and it'll all be fine.

Excuse me, Val.
You best tell Tylor to hurry up

or find somebody else
to get some laughs. (CHUCKLES)

I guess "somebody" is me.

Okay. I'll just glance
at who we've got here.

Name, unknown.

Likes... stuff?

Sense of humor...
"It's all subjective"?

Who wrote this?

(EXHALES)

You're right, sticker.
I can do it.

They wouldn't put it on
a sticker if it weren't true.

(HUMMING)

(GASPS)

(WHIMPERS)

(GROANS SOFTLY)

Uh, hi.

Donuts?

Yes. Yes, they are.

Would you like one?

Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

You seem like
the chocolate-glazed type.

(LAUGHS)

May I sit next to you?

Mmm-hmm.

What's your name?

I'm Avani.

I love your name,
Avani. I'm Val.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, Val.

(VAL GASPS)

VAL: You like toads, too?

Yeah, I love them.

This is Wartso.

Oh, hello, Wartso.

(GASPS) I'm Thaddeus Rexford,
with my short little arms.

Short arms are
just as good as long arms.

Trust me, I know.

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Would Wartso
like to accompany

Thaddeus Rexford to
a rainbow dance party?

Yes, please.

(SCATTING)

Oh, here comes Wartso,
hopping over the rainbow.

(GASPS) Oh, look.
Here comes Thaddeus Rex.

(SCATTING)

(ROARS)

Oh, no, wait, they just
want to hug it out!

(GROWLS)

I love you. I love you.
(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GROWL)

Check out these
insane dance moves.

(VOCALIZING)

TYLOR: Your office is
(CHUCKLES) incredible.

I mean,
this couch? Wow.

You know, our couch
at home reclines, too.

But that's just because
the springs are broken.

So, let's
cut right to it.

What are you thinking
about the job offer?

Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Yes. Well, okay.

Yes. Mr. Worthington.
Call me Johnny.

Yes, J... Sorry. Johnny.
Johnny. (CHUCKLES)

Um, I... Look,
I appreciate the opportunity.

Um, I am sorry,
(SPUTTERS) but I have to say...

no.

Well, that was convincing.

I mean, this is obviously
a great opportunity,

but I just don't think
that I can...

(GRUNTS) Okay.
...leave Monsters, Inc.

All right, I respect
your decision.

You're a good kid.
I'm sorry if I put you in an awkward position.

No, not at all.

Chet.
(YELPS) I wasn't listening at the door.

I came in because
you buzzed for me and I'm attentive.

I'll send in your 1:00.

Wait, it's past 1:00?

Uh, I gotta go.

Um, thanks for the tour.

Um... Oh, and thanks
for the job offer, too, obviously.

Uh, bye.

Geez, somebody's really
desperate for attention, huh?

VAL: Goodbye, Avani.
(AVANI LAUGHS)

Bye, Thaddeus Rex.
Bye, Wartso.

Good night.

(CANISTER TRILLS)

(GASPS, LAUGHING)

Wow. Good job, Tylor.

You sure earned yourself
another bathroom break.

I guess I'll see you
when you get back.

Hmm.

Ooh.

I'm so, so sorry.
But I'm back.

From the bathroom where
you went for an extra-long period of time.

Yes. Yes. The bathroom
was where I was.

Yes, we all understand
you have a tiny bladder.

Thank you.

How'd it go at
you-know-where?

Well, I looked Johnny
right in the eye,

and I firmly said, "Johnny..."

You called him Johnny?

Oh, yeah, we have
a whole dynamic.

I said, "Johnny,
I appreciate the opportunity,

"but I have to turn
your job offer down."

"Because of
my friendship with Val."

Implied, but yes.
Ah, I knew rehearsing was a good idea.

Wow. What?
The canister's full.

Yeah. So,
please don't be mad,

but you were so late
and I couldn't stall anymore,

and I had to fill in...
You filled it yourself?

...and I totally struggled.
I don't know how you do it.

Wait, wait, wait...
You filled that yourself?

I got a couple chuckles.
I wouldn't call them chuckles.

They were more like chucks.
Tiny little chucks.

And it was a total fluke.
So exhausting.

Definitely never
doing that again, I promise.

CELIA: Well, look at that.
TYLOR: Oh.

Tylor, you filled
a whole canister today?

Way to step it up.
Oh.

(SPUTTERS)
Well, we had some great teamwork today.

Yeah, great teamwork.

Well, keep it up,
you two.

As for the rest of you,
get it together!

(LAUGHS)

Huh?

Hey, Roze,
where's the sugar?

Did you use it all?

You think I'd have
a body like this if I ate sugar?

I am not answering that.

Hey, Val, was that you
I saw coming out of a kid's door earlier?

Huh? Oh. Oh, no.
No, no, no. That was not me.

I'm really impressed.

But...
You filled that giant canister with just one little kid.

You're a natural.
You ever consider being a jokester?

No.
Well, you should.

(SLURPS, SPITS)

(GRUNTS) Roze, I can't
drink this without sugar.

Can you please call someone?

The sugar police?

Yes, Roze. The sugar police.

I'd like you to call
the sugar police.

That would be
so sweet of you.

(CHUCKLES)

SUNNY: Well,
no leaks on my end.

Read it and weep
from all three of your unloving eyes.

Apology, please.

No leaks on my end, either.

(BOTH GROWLING)

FRITZ:
♪ It really is a mystery

ROGER:
♪ Our cheeky, leaky history

DUNCAN:
♪ A mystery indeed ♪

(GASPS, LAUGHS)

Looks like we found
our leaky leak.

(GROWLS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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